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#next gen incorrect quotes
vorta-vortex · 8 months
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Riker, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Troi: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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saintchaser · 2 years
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the prewett twins, the marauders, marlene mckinnon, the weasley twins, the golden trio, teddy lupin, and the next gen kids: *breathes*
minerva mcgonagall: they don't pay me enough for this job
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Scorpius: Mr. Potter-
Harry: Nope.
Scorpius, confused: What?
Harry: You don’t have to call me “Mr. Potter,” just call me “Harry.”
Scorpius: I don’t think you understand how much I cannot do that.
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marvelsmagictrio · 2 years
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Tony, teaching Cora how to drive one of his robot cars: Now, what happens if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Cora: The car takes a screenshot.
Tony: For the love of god, get out.
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missesmckinnon · 9 months
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Regulus: I hate you.
James: You want me so bad.
Draco: I hate you.
Harry: You want me so bad.
Scorpius: Yay, besties!
Albus: :D
Scorpius:
Albus:
Scorpius:
Albus: You want me so bad.
Scorpius: I want you so bad.
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caitlynscat · 6 months
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The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.
Bianca: What are they doing out there?
Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.
Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?
Wednesday: It was actually my idea.
Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….
Wednesday: Yeah?
Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?
Wednesday: Correct.
Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?
Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-
-Outside-
Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!
Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!
Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*
-Inside-
Bianca: That’s….. interesting.
Wednesday: Interesting indeed.
Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?
Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-
*EXPLOSION*
The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.
Bianca: What happened?!
Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Albus: My brother James (the extrovert) and I (the introvert) got separated on our flight. We’re in the middle seats in the same flight row.
Albus: I’ve already apologized to the people sitting next to me like seven times.
Albus: James is sharing beef jerky with strangers and I think he’s now in someone’s wedding.
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wcrpbubble · 4 months
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vorta-vortex · 8 months
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Doctor Crusher: Who the fuck- Picard: Language! Crusher: Whom the fuck- Picard: No
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lyranova · 10 days
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*A Conversation between Noelle and Asta after having three girls in a row*
Asta: Noelle, we’re not giving up until we have an even amount of boys and girls 😤!
Noelle: Seriously BakAsta 😐?
*They finally have a son*
Asta: Alright! One down, two go 😁!
Noelle: Seriously? *sigh* Please fate, if we have any more children, let them be boys so Asta will finally give up 😭!
*Fate ignores them; and instead they have two more daughters after their son*
Noelle: Asta, I think it’s time to finally give up…fate has deemed you to be a girl dad 😅
Asta: I…I think you’re right Noelle 😔 *for the first time in his life, he gives up*
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marvelsmagictrio · 2 years
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[One of the first times on a mission just the three of them]
Isabelle: What do you think Vik will do for a distraction?
Cora: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Cora: ... or he could do that.
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taurusmoonchild · 2 years
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*Albus and Scorpius making out*
*Rose walks in*
Rose: Your ancestors are turning in their graves right now.
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caitlynscat · 6 months
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Vega: We are going to take a trip!
Sora: To where?
Vega: Oh you’ll see! We’re just going to visit someone.
Sora: Who is this someone?
Vega: Don’t worry about it! Now are you in or out? Scratch that, you’re in. Regardless.
Vega: *pulls out Addams family ritual book*
Sora: Ugh. Please let this be a normal trip.
Enid: With my daughter? Absolutely!
Wednesday: Unlikely.
Sora & Vega OC by @barb-l
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hxuse-xf-black · 9 months
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Scorpius: Yeah, it's scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you! Rose: I'm not a psycho! Scorpius: I just told you that I love you and all you heard was psycho.
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