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topaz-witch-tea · 5 months
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Jing Yuan: Dan Heng, Ren and I are adopting a kid.
Yanqing: *Thinks he’s getting replaced and doing his best to smile* That’s great. Congratulations, General.
Dan Heng: [slamming adoption papers on the table]
Ren: It’s you, sign here
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MadPat with Reader getting yelled at in the Pizzeria
Totally not based off my experiences with working at a pizzeria
Mad loves having you work with him. Even if it’s only part-time, every time you're at the pizzeria, he's in a noticeably better mood, and the other employees are grateful.
He sometimes just lingers around the area where you're stationed so he can watch you work.
He's in the kitchens, observing one of the new employees to make sure they're not messing up. It's his absolute least favorite part of owning the pizzeria, and he's definitely not pleased. All he wants is to go home and just spend time with you.
It's actually kind of surprising that he hears the commotion coming from the dining part of the pizzeria, because the kitchen is loud, but he does, and his attention is drawn to it.
He's mostly expecting it to be some child being scolded by its mother- god he hates those creatures- or some employee that dropped a pizza by accident.
But... he finds you, basically surrounded by three teenage boys.
They're yelling, and you're clearly not sure what to do, because your eyes dart between them and you're definitely scared.
"How hard is it to make a fucking pizza?" One of the kids, the one with the bad hair, yells directly at you.
He pulls you away from them quickly, now enraged that they would dare speak to you like that. It hurts him how you panic a little more at the feeling of being pulled away, but he hides you behind him, out of sight. You cling to him desperately.
"Is there a problem?" Mad says through gritted teeth, fighting each and every one of his demons to not murder the kids right there and then.
"We ordered a pizza ten minutes ago, where is it? It can't be that hard to make!"
"Did my employee warn you there would be a wait?"
"No!"
His eyes narrow. He's seen you work. You always let customers know about the wait for their food. So not only are these idiotic kids yelling at his best employee- his lover- but they've been ignoring you too. It's starting to look exponentially worse for them.
He wants to kick them out. The way you squeeze him a little tighter after the boy yells again only fuels that.
"Are we going to get our pizza or not?" Another one of the three teenagers says, frustrated for no reason at all, really.
He thinks for a second. "No. Get out."
"What?!" The teenagers all shout.
"You're banned from my pizzeria. Get. Out."
The boy with the bad hair scoffs. "Fine. Come on, guys."
The three boys and a fourth teen, a girl, leave. The girl, without the boys noticing, mouths an I'm sorry, and he nods slightly, turning to you to make sure you saw it too.
"Are you okay?" He asks as soon as they're gone, holding your shoulders.
You shaking from the encounter makes him furious, and once again he debates adding to the list of missing children in the pizzeria.
He doesn't even care when your shift ends, he's the owner of the place and he can do what he wants. He tells you to grab your stuff and clocks you out and takes you home.
He's literally so soft for the rest of the day, because seeing you being yelled at made him so angry and protective that he just wants to make sure you're okay :)
If you want to go back to work later that day, he'll probably let you, but he will keep a closer eye on you.
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floof-writes · 2 months
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Kristen Applebees ask for help challenge
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p4nishers · 8 months
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ok but the fact that "aziraphale is softening. they haven't spoken in a hundred years: he's realizing they're still friends" and "there's no need to thank me that's what...friends...are for" was in the same night is making me go INSANE
#we NEED to talk more abt the 1941 ep im so serious im not normal about it like i had such high expectations and it suppressed them all.#am i disappointed there wasn't a rejection scene like i predicted?? yes ofc but also aziraphale said he did the apology dance that year so#i wonder what else could've fucking happened#but anyway. let's focus on what DID happen: aziraphale literally GLOWING with love in the car. crowley telling him to shut up cause of a#compliment. aziraphale helping crowley out and crowley looking at him like 'you'd do that for me?'. crowley not only letting aziraphale#practice magic with him but ACTIVELY playing a character to help him and i mean that scene was literally just crowley flirting with him#crowley indulging aziraphale by going to the magic shop with him and agreeing to participate in his show despite the fact that he NEVER EVEN#SHOT A GUN BEFORE. him just leafing thru the guidebook till he realizes there's a miracle blocker than starting to frantically flip thru it#her hands SHAKING on the gun and them being so afraid of hurting az. 'no paperwork :))' sure my guy that's what u r so happy about ofc#'but do u really think it went well' 'absolutely' with such sincerity. the book description saying smth abt ifa demon were to happen across#aziraphale they should report it immediately to the demon crowley. 'you could've just walked away' 'well you said 'trust me'' 'and you did'#its just. its one of my favorite eps it's so nice#good omens#azicrow#good omens s2#aziracrow#go s2 spoilers#go s2#good omens script book#good omens s2 spoilers#aziraphale x crowley
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musubiki · 2 months
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The m34th going through different witch seduction tactics, meanwhile Lime is just: thighs thighs thighs thighs
HE WOULD!!!!! also it would be VERY funny if the anti-witch-seduction (AWS) training had the exact same vibes as those free speech training things they make you do in university where you watch a bunch of bad acting videos and answer very easy questions that have very obvious correct answers if youre not a monster
lime having to sit there watching another video of someone dressed as a fake witch and then taking a multiple choice quiz thats like "You see a witch trying to bribe you with her body, do you A) bring her in anyway, or B) give in?" and hes like "Boy oh boy i wonder what the right answer is"
or its one of those cringey corporate team meeting vibes where everyone sits down in a big room and the manager goes "okay im not naming names but REMEMBER IN THE HANDBOOK how it says we're not supposed to sleep with witches?? yeah?? that was in the handbook guys. please read it again if you need to. this is not team player behavior"
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57sfinest · 10 months
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i think in an attempt to stay organized harry becomes a glitter gel pen girlie like different colors of ink for different types of cases etc the same way tiktok nursing students will be taking their notes like 💕✨️🌟🧚‍♀️cancer✨️🧚‍♀️🌟💕 like kim comes over to see why harry is taking so long to write up some interview notes and the page is just covered in little red glitter gel ink doodles and the only shit written is like
murder (hdb41-52.0613)
-victim is dead
and kim is like detective you've been writing the case notes for 2 hours. how is this all you have. and harry is painstakingly dotting all the i's with hearts like kim you don't understand. i have a system.
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otaku553 · 1 year
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Oc aged up? Redesign? Doodle
#goal was to make him 2x as unlikeable than before lmao#I think story bits are putting themselves together#older cot is now in a position of leadership#Vv left the team or retired for reasons after a big fight#during which xieran lost an eye and all of them got traumatized#cot grapples with the feeling of betrayal from Vv leaving them but also understanding of their reasons and cot’s own desire to retire#cot doesn’t like playing by the rule book anymore and actively goes out of their way to make things difficult for everyone besides xieran#ie getting paperwork done on time and then hiding it so the people who need it can’t find it or have to go to extreme lengths to find it#stops caring altogether for the organization which they work for#maybe even has several contingencies or leverage to bring the organization down to its knees#and instead of using it just dangles it over their head for the amusement of their grappling and vulnerability#their own petty revenge for what he perceives as the organization forcing his closest friend to break under pressure and leave#he also knows fully well that bringing down the organization would be forcing the several hundreds under their employment into poverty#which he doesn’t do mostly because xieran still exists as a voice of reason for them#probably feels some amount of guilt for being the only unharmed out of the battle that injured xieran and pushed Vv to retirement#after all their role is never at the front line. at the best they are a distance attacker#because they insist on bringing a gun to a sword fight
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stuckinapril · 5 months
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Not into spirituality / religion / manifestation etc etc. HOWEVER I just bought the protecting dust from the House of Intuition bc it’s such a cute concept
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hearteyesdiaz · 15 days
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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO EASY?!?!?
I HAVE MY VISA HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
YA GIRL CAN STAY IN DEUTSCHLAND JAAAAAAAAA
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fategoflatass · 5 months
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Dumb question incoming:
Has Milidiana ever been referenced to do anything related to paperwork? Maybe helping her husband with it/in reunions? Because if so, I can't remember for the life of me.
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clonerightsagenda · 7 months
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Appreciate that Lucy avoids any overt romance plots by failing to pick up on any of it. Yes she moons over Lockwood for 5 books. No she does not process the implications of a ghost disguising itself as her to lead him to his death. She missed Holly having a crush on her and also missed Holly telling her about it. The skull keeps going *PS5 voice* 'leave your friends we don't need them' and her reaction is 👍 read 7:35pm while Lockwood gets one look at him and mentally speedruns the 'she likes bones' bit of Harrow the Ninth. Queen of dodging YA n-drangles by simply not perceiving them. Any number of additional characters could be hitting on her but how would we know? She doesn't.
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theloveinc · 7 months
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i need to be kiri’s chubby lil housewife who’s always getting doted on and bred and cuddled and- i need to be sedated im so in love with him
BREAKING NEWS: housewife sedated after being too in love with her husband😩😩😩 TUNE IN FOR more about her big breeder daddy AT EIGHT!!!!!
(no but forreal... need to be the wife all his friends are jealous of, who makes pastries and snacks for the agency every week and and is called his sidekicks' bonus mom, who brings all his babies in to say hi and get kisses when he's not on patrol...................then gets to fuck in his own personal office shower when they're being watched by other heroes.... and then conceives again...............)
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tariah23 · 2 months
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itspileofgoodthings · 6 months
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forgot to book my sub for school on the sub-booking website, also forgot to send an email explaining that I was sick. Got a sharp email/reprimand for this. Now I want to cry.
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unfuckablebogtroll · 1 year
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Roulette wheel of who has Buck’s Power of Attorney- still Bobby, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it? Maddie, his sister? Eddie, a return gesture for making Buck Chris’ guardian?
Some combination of backups and alternates?
Meanwhile probably the sensible choice is Hen. She’s an almost-doctor, she’s made end of life decisions before, and it might be kinder to the other three. Bobby’s already lost kids, Maddie’s already lost a brother, and Eddie lost his spouse.
When I picked my POA/Medical Proxy, I specifically excluded my dad, not because I don’t think he’d make the right decisions for me, but because I wouldn’t want him to have to. Making the call is awful under any circumstance, been there, but I couldn’t ask him to let his own child go if it ever comes to that.
Anyway let Buck’s comatose ass remind you that shit happens and you ought to A: designate a proxy/POA, B: have an advance directive, and C: regularly discuss your wishes with your loved ones. Just like a once-a-year reminder, & let them know if you change your mind about anything!
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masonjarart · 6 months
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Loki season 2 airing at the same time as some of my favorite queer shows is making me feel so weird. Like bbc ghosts and omfd treat their characters with such love that dispite the tragicness of parts of their story it's not happening because their queer and we know they'll have (or do have) happy endings that they are loved in side their stories and by the people making them it's so beautiful to see. And then there's Loki which I want to love I want to love that show so badly I adored that character when I was younger i (probably delusionally) was looking forward to the first season thinking they'd explore more of Loki's gender fluidity cause as a trans person that would guininely mean so much now seeing the second season coming out it just makes me long for what their story could have been it just could be so much more you know?
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