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rukia-writes · 1 year

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I has a Tesla, Thor, and Hercules request please? How would the boys react if their wife (female reader) looks like Rangiku from Bleach, but is a loyal loving housewife (is very flirty with hubby!) who is a force to be reckoned with when someone tries to take her man! Minor harmless compliments /teases she’s okay with, but when the lady crosses the line she will put her in her place! Is this okay? I hope you’re having a wonderful day!

Tesla, Thor and Hercules u say?! Who resembles my favorite Bleach character of. All. Time.♥️

Hercules is so loyal and true, and getting this man to look elsewhere is just not possible. So when someone flirts with him it’ll just give over his head or he doesn’t play along. Regardless, of his lover.

Now! When that person starts crossing the line it’s going to surprise Hercules because he’ll mention “I have a hot wife and I love her very much. She won’t be happy that you’re hitting on me.” More than a few times and when it’s not clicking them and his wife starts putting them in their place, (because if they have Rangiku’s personality then the claws come out from time to time) Hercules doesn’t want his wife fighting someone when his heart belongs to her and her alone.

So, he’ll probably just gently pick up his wife over his shoulder and tell them “No, no. No fighting. That’s not the right thing to do-“ “let me K-O her!” “No, no. Don’t worry about her, I’ll give you a massage when we get home.” Hercules will come up with a great alternative to try to appease his wife. Maybe give her a little slap to her ass to drive the point that Hercules is taken, only for that to back fire when his wife says “Naughty boy.” Causing Hercules to blush. ♥️

Thor is a such aloof person that someone flirting with him besides his wife has to be painful because Thor is silent the whole time. 🤣 so when they start crossing the line Thor will squeeze out, “I have a wife at home. Beat it.” But they are still crossing the line by flirting and so his wife shows up and shows her claws, Thor is like 👀 “That’s my wife right there.”

Unlike Hercules, Thor likes fighting and having his wife put that person in place makes him low key hot 🥵 “shouldn’t we stop them, Thor?” “No. No.” Thor just want to see how far his wife would defend him, gets So Loki just has to chill for a second. He’s probably high key enjoying it too 😭🤧. Having a lovely and loyal housewife like that shows her claws for him yeah Thor likes that.

So when his flirty wife gives him a kiss infront of everyone, that is it. It’s done. Thor probably forgets he’s in public and will kiss back (and do a lot more). (When a man’s blood is up anything goes and Thor is no exception.) this most likely drives the point home that Thor isn’t interested in anyone but his wife and if they try anything Thor is going to be angry and we all know that is not a good thing.

Loki has a story to tell his uncle when he sees him. ♥️

Tesla is so hot 🥵 face card never declines

Tesla has probably warned the person that he’s married countless times, in German, French, English, etc. and has mentioned that his wife really wouldn’t like they are doing. So when his lovely wife’s shows up and starts putting that person in their place Tesla doesn’t want it to escalate to fighting because he loves his wife’s hands and body.

It also takes Tesla by surprise because it’s a side she doesn’t show often, Tesla’s busy with his experiments to notice. So, when he sees it he’s probably taken back as well but at the same time he really doesn’t want to see his wife hurt but he loves how outspoken she is, a loved the new side of her, he definitely likes it. ♥️ and once she’s done Tesla will call his wife his hero and carry her off in his arms.

“Now that situation is over we can go home real quick. Then we can get cozy real quick. Then we can have a few drinks real quick-“

“I know where you’re going with this. And the answer is yes.” “You’re so smart!” When Tesla sees that sweet smile of hers he melts while twirling his curly strand on hair around her finger Tesla couldn’t wait to get home. Thinking to himself that’s how you flirt ♥️ by your lovely, sweet, taking no bs sexy wife.

🎄Rukia-Writes🎄

#Tesla headcanons #Hercules headcanons #record of ragnarok headcanons #shuumatsu no valkyrie headcanons #Thor headcanons

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mygwenchan · 1 year

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STRAY THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING LOVE SYNDROME III - EP7

Another week, another episode of unhinged silliness and kink! And judging by the preview I've seen, this episode is gonna get spicy~ ✨

And we're starting off with a barbecue, my German heart is happy (I really need to clean my grill for that Angrillen tradition!)

Yes, J'Belle, tell us all the gossip~ Oh, a new name! Poom it is? Well, he goes right onto my Love Syndrome/Unforgotten Night character chart. I'm making one rn, cause maybe maybe I'll be able to remember who is friends with whom and who is an ex-boyfriend and... let's just say, I've only started yesterday and it's already a mess lol

Jealous Itt is jealous and Day loves it! In fact, Day loves it so much, he's willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. Oh my... Day ate well that night

J'Belle, not the sausage reference please OMG 🤣

Barely 10 minutes into the episode and it's already sexy time again~ Yeah, this ep is giving. Imagine if all amnesia cases could be solved with some good old humping in the sheets. The doctors would be jobless lol

On a side note: Is that Frank's real tattoo or a sticker? Hmm... I think I need to take a closer look. For science (Update: Yep, it's a real tattoo ^^)

And suddenly we're in a serious conversation about love vs using someone to satisfy their needs. Well, it is an important question Itt is asking here

"I want to remember..." Omg Day?! Are you finally coming around? Are you finally being nice to Itt? "...why did I even date a silly person like you" Dude... why are you playing us like this 😩 The sadistic tendencies are strong in this one

New drinking game just dropped: Every time someone eats cake, you have to drink a shot!

That fortune teller is my new spirit animal "Hit him with a stick and his memory will return" WHY?! 😂 (also, I have a feeling there was a raunchy joke in there that got lost in translation. Something something long hard sticks...)

(Itt smacking the memories back into Day, a reference image)

Oh no! There is a lurking shadow behind Day and Itt that will cause trouble? Who is it? Who keeps calling Itt from an unknown number? I need to know!

Aha! So the creepy guy is actually Pee! But did they really name the kid "Pee"? Really? Or is this another translation error. For the actors and character's sake, I really hope it's an error...

Anyway... Suddenly there's a flashback and guns and drama! So Pee is mafia as well or had a crush on Itt and wanted to get rid of Day or? I'm confused 😅

Flashback time again~ This time it's Itt bike racing. He actually used to be a little badass. Now he's a softie who only eats cake. See kids, this is what love does to a man lol

Day really needs to learn how to chill. Maybe he should pick up yoga or makramee or something

Noooo! Itt don't run onto the race track! Don't be stupid now, boy! ...And of course he is stupid, ah... 🤦‍♀️ Tbh Itt kind of deserved that punch

Awkward silence while Itt storms off and everyone else just stands around. Yeah, I've been in that situation before. It's super uncomfortable when friends of yours are a couple and they fight in front of you. Best strategy in my opinion is to quietly escape to the loo (the bathroom, an introverts best friend 🤗)

Also, another drinking game just dropped: Every time a group of guys stands awkwardly around Day or Itt, you have to drink two shots! Bonus round, if there's cake involved

Omg is Day going to cry?! He totally looks like he's going to cry. Aww, poor baby... Nope, never mind. Day decided that he'd rather break his arm again than to shed a single manly tear. Oh my

Ohhhh! Night is back, my sweet boy 🥰 He's so cute

And Night and Gear are once again the ones who have to fix Itt's and Day's relationship *le sigh*

"If you feel tired, how about running away?" Oh Night, I like you! Yes, Itt should totally go on a vacation, that boy really needs a break. Day can deal with his anger issues alone for all I care

And Itt is gone~ Can I just say that I love how both Gear and Night are so angry at Day? You go tell him, boys! Hehe (even though it looks like Gear almost get's drowned by Day in the next ep, it's still worth it 😌)

Alright, that's it for this episode! Next episode we'll get a new love interest for Itt, Day will have another temper tantrum and almost kills his brother-in-law and Night will be a lil cutie as always. So stay tuned~

#i think i'm actually getting used to frank's wig lol #love syndrome #love syndrome iii #love syndrome the series #gwen's watchlist #midnight thoughts

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carewyncromwell · 2 years

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Oc Asks Game: 2 and 23 for all of your MCs? If that's ok?

Whew! Okay, let's see...

Tea, coffee, hot chocolate or other?

Carewyn: Coffee! Like her good friend Talbott, she's a coffee addict to the extent her other half Orion tries to wean her off of it. Her favorite blend is a caramel macchiato, but she'll also drink it black in a pinch.

Jacob: Hot chocolate. Jacob is a chocoholic and he'll never pass up a good hot chocolate.

Lane: English Breakfast tea.

Erik: Coffee, black as his soul. LMAO just kidding. 🤣

Ana: Good old-fashioned milk, specifically skim, since it's what her mum raised her with in a misguided attempt to help "curb" her weight. She also loves orange and (thanks to her boo Charlie Copper's influence) lemon mimosas.

Farid: Juice!! This boy loves juice, especially orange juice, though he also becomes very fond of pumpkin juice while staying at Hogwarts. Also green tea and almond milk.

Ru: They'll drink most anything that isn't too sweet (they really don't like chocolate, for instance), but in the mornings they tend to like apple juice best.

Ed: Any kind of sweet coffee brew, especially if it's got lots of foam. He actually becomes rather fond of trying out new brews at Muggle coffee shops just for kicks, though one of his favorites so far is the white chocolate mocha. He also loves hot chocolate, especially white hot chocolate.

Desi: Tea! Earl Gray tea is her absolute favorite thing to have in the morning, alongside a French croissant.

Eli: Butterbeer, though after moving to the States and living as a Muggle, he also became very fond of root beer and Coca Cola. (Eli honestly has never had much respect for what drinks/foods belong to which times of the day, especially given how bonkers his schedule can be with rehearsals and the parties he'll stay up all night for, so yes, he will drink soda "for breakfast," so to speak.)

(And Jackson and Bat are here!)

What is your character’s favourite food and who cooks it best?

Carewyn: Potato crisps! Walkers makes good ones.

Jacob: As mentioned before, chocolate! As a kid he loved Cadbury eggs and Yorkie Bars, but as an adult traveling the world, he falls in love with Richart and Ghirardelli chocolate.

Lane: Pikelets! She learned how to make them at home early on and she's always loved making them for her bairns Carewyn and Jacob.

Erik: Cinnamon coffee cake! He also likes Red Hot candies.

Ana: Fresh bread, right out of the oven. Her favorite kind is German brown bread.

Farid: Curry! All kinds. One of his favorite recipes to make himself is a lamb curry with chopped apple, onion, potatoes, and golden raisins, as well as a bunch of spices.

Jackson: Crepes, specifically with strawberries and powdered sugar! He's become very fond of making them in the mornings for both himself and Monty.

Bat: This is going to sound so cliche if you know about Bat's love of Christmas...but figgy pudding. No one can make it like his mum used to!

Ru: Aaaaaaapples. This water horse will eat most anything, but they love apples. Apple pie and apple turnovers are their friend -- it doesn't take long for their other half Estrid @thatravenpuffwitch to figure this out, so she'll sometimes surprise them by going to the market and picking some up from time to time.

Ed: Cheesecake. Ed loves most pastries, but cheesecake is his OTL and it doesn't matter how cheap it is, he will always indulge in some. When he first tried Mrs. Weasley's cheesecake, he went very quiet as he ate the whole thing without stopping and he was grinning and flushed like a happy schoolboy for the entire rest of the day, he was so happy.

Desi: Croissants! Though while traveling she also tries and takes a liking to cornish pasties.

Eli: Custard. He also takes a liking to Jello, pudding, and meatballs, while living in the States.

OC Ask!

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lonespektr · 8 months

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SEPTEMBER 6TH HORROR WATCH

The Deep Ones (2021)

I think white people doing love craft could be a fatal error but here we are

Okay strangers

Okay not strangers 🙄🙄

Miscarriage

"old world"

It's annoying when they comedically play what should just be a normal sex between partners

Like do fun and flirty or do sexy

This lets comedically film normal is not now nor has never been it

It's like when marvel stomps on every joke

Miscarriage trauma and the guy is whatever's about it

Not surprisingly the woman is already cast in black with a vague whore stamp cause she had sex but failed to produce a baby so WHORE even in marriage and trying for one

Alien

And preggers

Very clear mystical pregnancy

Normal depiction of boobs is good if there's equal opportunity treatment for men...

More eggs

This an air b n b?

Hallucinations

Just making up shit, just peak men shit

6AfuckingM

Bruh you didn't wake ha?

Make sure to apologize for being a frigid bitch for not having sex post miscarriage

Out of the boat alone

Call in for doc / sleeping plotting against her

Trident lore 🔱

Oh sis is preggers too

Luddite commune

Was Lovecraft also anti tech punk ass too?

Journey

The light

Lol he doesn't know what fucking Cthulhu is 🤣🤣

Hypnosis already

Being on your knees before a woman is inherently degrading but also to make it clear we are going to have a guy there behind him and do some tentacle penetration

Full robes of course the woman is bleeding preggars in pain and simulated Cthulhu sexual assault 🙄

White guy is chosen by Cthulhu

Eggs 🙄clams🙄

Candid camera

Doc dropped by lol old school

Sis finally let's her guard down because the doc knows some acupressure after being the only one with common sense

But they always hobble a woman by preggers or other ailments

Lol doc got a home lab?

Missing woman

The not believed "crazy" she said ACAB

How u tell somebody business like that?

She said why don't you do a welfare check on her steada bothering me

Fishy 🤣

What's with the universally poor application of lipstick

Got the light

Sinister very male response to truth from women and excuses

Lol preggers fetish

Gills

Echolocation

Tentacles got our town nutter

She knows

You already brought her to us

Jasmine awaits

This lady isn't door a poor job acting necessarily but she's off.. somehow

Now another scripture

Party time

This is the fifth time they have said his name and I'm sorry I'm too dumb i don't understand the reference

AA welcome

Petri is obviously a peter derivative...rock

Kid in a creepy mask

Lots of simulation of substance use w/o much substance use

Already asked to swing!

Trying to tell the ratio

Vessels to the old ones

Again not subtle which seems anti Lovecraft

So many uncomfortable close ups

Bro where she go to get that drink russia?

9 months today 😬

Moving here

Lol she can't even think of an excuse not to stay

Lol cuban time

Fire fertility show

They actually hired somebody 🤣

I like that the woman are all middle aged regular looking my baby likes you

Oh yea that was the one kid there despite all the pregnancy

Chanting and planning to impregnate the women

There's something sinister about mens ignorance to the situation in horror films it's misogynistic although i can't place why

Webbed fingers

And these poor women talking sense

Talking sense is awful in a horror film

Oop name drop the man books on the shelf have secret letters

10 months from today 😂 i suppose we wouldn't know what day it is so

But it's old

Bits of german

Stranded guest afraid

I always feel like somebody's watching me

I like the silly little projections of scenes on the letter

These women win being the most realistic in a horror film

Lol straight to cult

Lol she said necrmbkomicon stuff 🤣🤣

Everybody crowded watching in that security room is taking me out the robes

Omg that old man chasing a car on foot!!

Got her

That's the other kid i guess

Bruh that was HELLA close to the house

Now she looking for phone and passport

Here goes the nanny cam

Poorly placed mic

Mam well past time to EXIT

phone didn't work, now it do, MAM

Odd tones

Lights

And the door

The hell kinda knife is that

Petri out

Secret room

Dagon!

Knew it

Thank you

Petri useless

She ran Anyway after waiting

Now he got it

Help who? Now we in stupid horror movie antics

You ALREADY established the cult

They flicked a switch now she dumb

Caveman

More children

At least they aren't pretending it isn't rape, that would have been worse

They utilize the intimacy anchor to convey he's lost instead of the other way around, that is they usually fail to do the task not initiate a poor mimicry of it

I guess points for the rape being guttural screams of agony not salacious

Putting the camera alongside the aggressors elecits different emotions

I believe this one was attempting to do a bystander helplessness thing

Esp considering the last scene

These are ineffective without hope at the end like the letter, something that assists the next victim

#the deep ones #lovecraft #graywatchhorror23

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elenirlachlagos · 1 year

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Ich habe 764 Mal im Jahr 2022 etwas gepostet

Das sind 47 more posts als 2021!

20 Einträge erstellt (3%)

744 Einträge gerebloggt (97%)

Blogs, die ich am häufigsten gerebloggt habe:

@frodo-baggins

@everythingfox

@lhaewiel

@sarah-yyy

Ich habe 726 meiner Einträge im Jahr 2022 getaggt

Nur 5% meiner Einträge hatten keine Tags

#catcontent – 53 Einträge

#discworld – 50 Einträge

#the untamed – 34 Einträge

#cql – 34 Einträge

#wholesome – 30 Einträge

#jiang cheng – 27 Einträge

#middle-earth – 24 Einträge

#studio ghibli – 23 Einträge

#adult life – 22 Einträge

#ghibli – 22 Einträge

Längstes Tag: 81 characters

#germans - maybe the only nation that has to be reminded of their national holiday

Meine Top-Einträge im Jahr 2022:

My entry for SangCheng Week 2022 - Day 5 - Hostility. I'm a day late. 😅

This is kind of a spin-off idea of the Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries AU that lives in my head. I tried for the Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson sexual tension, but I'm afraid I didn't quite get there.

7 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 5. November 2022

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the part of me that is listening to what is being said: 🤣 the part of me that is listening to how it is being said: 🥵

8 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 10. November 2022

I’m seeing this vast campaign against a single person who’s up for elections on AO3. Ok I get, people are worried.

What I find concerning however is that these posts contain screenshots of allegations other random people on the internet make - but not actual information or quotes from the person concerned.

This is Trump-like “lots of people say that” methods and you should be ashamed about sharing something like that.

10 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 13. August 2022

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When my lady walks into the room The lights come on to her sweet perfume I didn't know the devils by her side There I stood I had nothing to hide

My love could teach the blind to see My love's the wildest mystery My love said she'd be the one Now I know

Baby you're a liar You're a liar

I wasn't watching for the danger signs And I never read between the lines She says c'mon boy can you do your thing So I turned around still wondering

When my love dances she makes me cry My love dances with me tonight My love said she's be the one But now I know

Baby you're a liar Oh you're a liar A liar But I'm still burning with desire

With the look of a panther I got lost in the jungle No I can't help myself again I can't help myself Baby you're a liar

My love could teach the blind to see My love's the wildest mystery My love said she'd be the one Now I know

Baby you're a liar Oh yeah you're a liar A liar I'm burning with desire

Oh baby you're a liar Oh baby you're a liar (you're a liar) Oh baby you're a liar (you've bin known to veer from the truth) Lies You're a liar You're telling me lies Baby you're a liar Lies I'm burning with desire Lies Baby you're a liar

20 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 23. Februar 2022

Meine #1 des Jahres 2022

During the Sunshot Campaign one night Jiang Cheng breaks down in the security of the camps in Qinghe. Not in front of his sister - in front of Nie Huaisang. It was just supposed to be a harmless get-together, just some drinks.

But the last battle didn't go well. Jiang Cheng survived, too many others died. And it's just too much. He cries. He failed them. He failed a lot of people. He doesn't know what he's doing. People die because he couldn't protect them. He wants his mother back. He wants his father back. He wants Wei Wuxian back. He's alone. He can't do this anymore. He's a failure. He cries, ugly cries. A lot. And Nie Huaisang does't really know how to deal with it, so he's just kinda awkwardly there.

They never talk about it, never mention it again. But their relationship slightly changed.

32 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 24. Juli 2022

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maries-gallery · 3 years

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Eeeek! ❤❤⭐I honestly love match ups so much and after reading the last one you did! I am in love❤❤❤🔥

Hehehe so so could i pretty please with sprinkles ontop request a Ikevamp match up🥺🌠🌠

-Tell me about your personality

Driven, Passionate, Ambitious, Active, Restless, hard working (as in i will work myself to the poing of burnout! Whoops), Little clumsy , Ditzy, Forgetful, Goofy, Fun loving(love making jokes and joking aroun , All over the place , Idealistic, Incredibly competitive, Sharp tempered. Usually takes a while to warm up to new environments and people, however is quick to adapt!

Can be incredibly blunt and aloof and may step on toes without realizing it. Beware for after a few drinks any form of filter falls away and this bluntness become more pronounced

-Your likes

Music, art, pizza, dancing and singing but when no one is around, reading, helping people, laughing and making jokes, bunnies! Dogs!, exploring new places, running, weight lifting (like this be life), cuddles, SWEETS, tea both drinking and spilling, watching conspiracies and true crimes, is never leaving the house a valid like lol?, the cold, the spring time! and drinking wine. Also love love love baking! Playing with my cutie Ramsey (he is a German shepherd btw) and low key working ( i am a bit of a work o holic)

- Your pronouns and sexuality

Female (heterosexual, ie i like boys🤣)

-What you’d like in a partner

Someone strong, dependable, hardworking and ambitious. A partner and best friend that will treat me as their equal. Naturally someone who loves dogs, working out and candy as much as i do hehehe🤣🥺❤🔥 honestly someone to cuddle with from dusk till dawn ❤🥺someone who would be able to pull me out of my comfort zone! And someone with whom i can have a lot of fun with! Ie roughhousing, joking around etc

And pretty much anything else you’d like to say :))

I am very go big or go home. I have lots of patience. I am slow to warm up to someone but quick to befriend! Honestly i can be so damn awkward! Also also i love candy! Like my sweet tooth is real! Also eeek i swear waaaay too much ❤🔥🔥🔥🤣

-Tell me if you want it SFW or NSFW or both

Hehehe i would love both😉😏😏😏

Eeeep thanks a million dear! I am super excited to see who i get! Sending all the hugs and love! Hope you are keeping safe!🤣❤❤🔥🌠

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Hello Zeta ! I'm so happy to see you here and to be writing something for you, lovely human :)) You're just so sweet :) I hope this will be to your liking !

I match you with Theo !

SFW :

- The two of you are very similar, honestly when Theo first saw you he felt like gazing straight in a mirror at a female version of him. Which can be slightly... Disturbing. But still you were a Hondje he planned on looking after because that is just how he is. Not that he’d make it apparent though but he is worried about you being a human girl in this mansion full of vampires. Without mentioning the fact that your character is pretty epic for a woman of the 19th century Paris and he is very scared this would bring problems your way. So he takes it upon him to keep an eye on you. Honestly he didn’t mean to befriend you or anything at first, he just found you amusing and liked watching you interact with the other residents, loved your sharp and honest tong and how you weren’t afraid to put Arthur back in his place (he laughed so hard the first time you did and actually congratulated you). And even though it took you a little while to warm up to the mansion’s resident you soon became a part of the family and loved by everyone, even Jean approached you which is honestly kind of rare. And honestly you being talented in a lot of areas made the mansion a perfect place for you to socialise, from writers to musicians to soldiers... Everyone was free for you to pick their brains.

- But the similarities between the two of you would be the cause of some banters too. You are just even more blunt than he is and aren’t afraid to say things as they are and boy is kind of shook the first time you rebuke him. This is kind of a reality check for him to be honest. But apart from that Theo learns to love and admire you a lot. You are just so dedicated and ambitious, traits he admires in anyone but add the passion in your eyes and your hardworking self to the mix and he is done. However he can’t help but get really irritated when you overwork yourself and spend hours after hours working on whichever project of yours.

- This leads to the first time the two of you really spent time together and actually became friends. You had been working for days without any break and poor boy was so worried you might pass out from exhaustion. So he decided to take things in his own hands and dragged you with him outside of the mansion to an art exhibit. He just wanted for you to have a break from it all and to enjoy yourself, to enjoy some fresh air (not that he’d admit it though). And was he glad he did, because for the first time since you arrived your bright smile was directed his way and he got to witness a more tender and innocent side of you, almost childlike. His heart stopped the moment he heard a giggle coming from your lips, turning to you only to see you marvelling at a shop of sweets. And god knows Theo loves sweets. So of course he decided to invite Hondje to the restaurant and buy them a few treats. And here the two of you are, enjoying patisseries and talking about everything, getting to know each other.

- And that is probably when Theo fell hard. You told him about your view of the world, your wish to help people, about your passion for baking and all your other colourful hobbies. You were just a whirlwind. Funny, ambitious, kind... Kind of clumsy too but he didn’t mind, it was actually cute how you’d accidentally trip on air or drop your things. He was there to help after all and to make sure that you wouldn’t hurt yourself. Theo was whipped.

- After this the two of you continued to grow closer, Theo showing you more and more of his soft side and eventually you ended up together. One hell of a duo and the best of partners and friends. Vincent also adored you, and you were immediately welcomed in the Van Gogh family. The two of you are very supportive of each other, always there for one another and always have each other’s back. Theo is also very protective of you and loyal to a fault, he just loves you so much. You are honestly a real power couple. Jokes between the two of you (also known as private jokes) are very frequent and it honestly confuses the hell out of the other residents but you simply love it. You’re the kind to share a plate of pancakes or playfully banter over who will have the last drop of maple syrup. Theo just encourages you and has your back in everything you do, always ready to stand up for you even though he knows you are able to handle yourself.

- Concerning dates expect lots of tours around the city and nature, lots of art gallery viewing and eating fests. The two of you are just restless and always up for new discoveries and activities. Theo brings you everywhere he goes for his work and you just do the same. He isn’t really one for sports but he is up to try anything with you. What he loves more than anything though is to see you dance or hear you sing. You’re just so beautiful and free... And it honestly steals his breath away. Reading together would also be a thing on quiet nights and early mornings.

- Honestly the only issue in your relationship would probably be the fact that you are both really stubborn and driven. He is constantly worried about you overworking yourself too and might be on your back for that, always making sure that you are placing yourself first. But fights between the two of you never last long and are always done with at the end of the day.

Song :

I’ve got you under my skin, Frank Sinatra

Scenario :

The flickering of a candle cast a warm light on the walls and furniture, shining on the papers on your wooden desk. The faint flame casts a glow on your features, enhancing your cheekbones and the frown creasing your brows, shadows under your eyes more prominent now than ever.

You are so caught up in the sound of your own pen scratching the paper that you don’t hear the door to your room open, nor do you hear the slow steps approaching your side.

A tight scowl took over Theo’s features, eyes fixated on your form.

How long had you been there, working on God knows what ? Had you even eaten something ? Gosh it is freaking 2 in the morning !

Theo had told you numerous times not to overwork yourself, to take care of your health and to come to him when you needed something. Yet here you were once again, working so late into the night.

He really couldn’t keep his eyes off of you for a second, eh ?

The art dealer cleared his throat in an attempt to get your pretty eyes to look his way, in vain. Frown deepening, the male walked up to your form, hands settling on his hips as he stopped in front of you.

“And just what do you think you are doing, Hondje ?” His low voice broke through the silence, bouncing off the walls and finally stirring you off your thoughts. Finally he got a glance at your sleep deprived features as you turned a surprised look his way, a deer caught in headlights.

“Theo ?” Your voice sounded quiet, wavering with every letter falling from those lips he loved so much.

The sight of your dry lips and sunken eyes broke his heart, tearing through the tissues and making him bleed on the floor for you. He knew he should have looked after you more, but he had been so caught up in work himself that he didn’t have time to come see you as often as he used to.

He bit the interior of his cheek, blue eyes shadowed by clouds of worry like the sea on a stormy day. A clear depiction of the millions of thoughts whirling around through his head.

Okay, this was enough.

In an instant his arms were around you, hoisting you up and dragging you off on his shoulder, dragging you away from your desk. (E/c) eyes widened in panic.

“No, Theo put me down ! I’m not done yet !”

The man shushed you with a tsk of his tongue, sending you a tight scowl from over his shoulder. But you knew to find the unrest behind his irises.

“No. This is enough for today, Hondje. No more playing around for you.” He reprimanded seriously, plopping you down on the bed and laying down beside you, bringing your back flush against his chest, a strong arm wrapping around your waist in a warm embrace. “Time to sleep or no more treats for you.”

“But-”

His lips pressed a tender kiss on your cheek, silencing you. He’d have none of your protests.

“Your master said no. Now just rest, or tomorrow’s date is cancelled.” And he knew this threat was enough to silence you.

Ocean eyes gazed at you lovingly as your eyelids slowly fluttered close, muscles relaxing in his hold. HIs lips formed in a tender smile.

Now he’d get some proper sleep himself, eased by the knowledge you were safe in his arms.

NSFW :

- Theo is dominant and one hell of a tease, this is no secret. He just loves seeing you squirm under him, loves the pretty sounds that flow from your lips when he touches you everywhere except where you want him the most. But what he loves the most is how you beg for him to take you, beg for him to pleasure you like he is the only one on your mind, the only one able to bring you over the edge. That said his favourite positions are of course doggy style and reverse cowgirl. Boy also has a thing for your thighs and ass and these are perfect positions to grab them and knead the flesh, so soft against his rough fingertips. Honestly Theo loves grabbing onto your thighs harshly, enough to know it’ll leave bruises, and thrust up into you as you desperately hold onto whatever you can for support, to keep up with his pace.

- Speaking of which, his pace is more often than not rough and fast. He knows what he wants and just goes for it. Sex with him is always very intense and leaves you fully satisfied and honestly a mess. Remember how I said he was a tease ? Well he’d spend hours edging you and marvelling at the sight of pretty tears prickling at the corners of your eyes as it is all just too much for you. He loves how you try to plead and wiggle your hips against his for some kind of friction as he just moves farther away. He’d call you his greedy girl.

- When it comes to kinks... Well Theo is very kinky. Pet play is canon, he just adores the sight of a collar adorning your pretty neck, love bites and hickeys left on your soft skin as a reminder of who you belong to. He also has a thing for food play, one day he’d just bring maple syrup or whipped cream in the bedroom and would lick it off of your skin and clit. He is a master at eating you out and honestly does it with so much ardour it is concerning, licks at you like a man starved. He also has a thing for overstimulation and edging, could go on for hours and leave you honestly wasted. Finally I can see him having a thing for impact play, nothing too harsh though, he never wants to hurt you. But he just loves spanking you and admiring the red mark it leaves on your ass. Oh and he is also one to bite you and lick your skin afterwards (your shoulders and neck being his favourite places).

- So yeah, sex with Theo is always an experience. But even though he can be pretty rough he also knows how to make sweet love to you and if you actually get to be in control he is putty in your hands. I can see him loving it if one day you take the reins and just ride him, make him beg like he does with you and treat him like your very own toy. Then he also always makes sure to place kisses everywhere on your skin, soft and tender to show his love.

- When it comes to sound, he doesn’t moan much and prefers to groan in your ears or dirty talk until your skin turns blood red. Honestly Theo would be one of the best dirty talkers out there, telling you how good you are for him or how much of a bad little pet you are. HIs favourite thing though is to ask you to tell him how much you want it as he teases the hell out of you.

That’s it ! I really hope you like it :)) Take care and love you dear Zeta :))

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