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icycoldninja · 27 days
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Hello 😊 Your blog is awesome 😁
May I please request headcanons for Dante, Vergil, and Nero dating an S/O who’s a competitive eater and loves food, doing various challenges for her YouTube channel?
Aw yeah, here you go, please enjoy!
Sparda boys x Competitive eater!Reader headcannons
¤ Dante ¤
-Dante has officially died and gone to heaven. He never expected to meet someone who has a love of food as passionate as his.
-He constantly challenges you to pizza eating contests and insists that you base your channel's content around that.
-Usually wins; though you may be a proficient eater, Dante is better. He's practiced wolfing down massive pizzas in under 5 minutes for years.
-Your viewers awed when they watch your challenges--like holy crap, how does anyone stomach that much topping-loaded pizza in one sitting?! It's incredible!
-Dante has a lot of fun helping you come up with ideas for your channel, too.
-All in all, Pizza Boi here is more than supportive of you.
■ Vergil ■
-Is absolutely shocked that you can consume all that food in such a short amount of time.
-He is now strongly reminded of his annoying brother Dante and now feels a headache coming on.
-Vergil is not really all that enthusiastic about food, so he's highly unlikely to join you in eating challenges, but he will watch.
-On rare, rare occasions, after he comes home from a rough job and is feeling particularly peckish, Vergil can consume twice as much food as you, but he will swear you to secrecy. No one can know of his hidden, monstrous appetite that triumphs high over Dante's.
-He doesn't really provide creative input regarding your channel, and has no editing skills since he's a boomer, but he will hold the camera.
-Though he may not be all that engaged in what you do, Vergil will still helps out to the best of his capabilities.
□ Nero □
-Is excited to see you challenge yourself like that and is so proud of you for having such an appetite.
-He tried to do a challenge with you but ate top much and ended up throwing up for a minute straight.
-From that point on he resigned himself to just watching you and helping you out in any way he could, from editing your videos to shooting down haters in the comments section.
-He puts his cooking skills (which are surprisingly well developed) to use by cranking out massive batches of food for you to binge eat in your videos.
-He, too, does some binging; he binge-watches all your videos and likes every single one of them.
-Is very supportive of you as well, though he, himself, would probably never attempt competitive eating again after what happened last time.
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 8 months
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It’s just one of those days
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chaoticrunawaypersona · 9 months
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Bang, bang, bang, pull my Devil Trigger. 🦾
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drake-r0 · 6 months
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!!spardacest!!
D: —Hoho, baby! even in the trigger, you're damn narrow.
N: —Better shut up, old man, before I slit your throat.. nghh..
/ух 🔥/
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emoskeletonluvr · 8 months
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these bad boys are available!!
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ALL SOLD
( ̀⌄ ́)
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pikynosabedibujar · 1 month
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bleedingivorydraws · 3 months
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Nero basically during the whole game
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looliuus · 7 months
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Duality of man
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mintbluex · 5 months
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 11 months
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Nero: It says something here but whoever wrote it is a worse speller than I am.
V: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Nero: I don’t care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense!
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kurumeuruki · 5 months
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LETS SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN!
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n3loangelo · 1 month
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very late happy dmc5 anniversary post💗
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drake-r0 · 6 months
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Nero: —let them just try to touch you.. And I'll shove their dirty hands-..
/*визг чайки*/
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katich-pigeon · 4 months
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His own blood
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rabiadraw · 2 months
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Happy anniversary to DMC5!
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bleedingivorydraws · 3 months
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DMC5 Monopoly. So lovely
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