#nerdingout*

[indieyuugure]

Can the Turtles Eat Chocolate?

Okay, so if the turtles are turtles merged with human DNA, I just wonder:

Can they eat chocolate?

For most creatures on earth, including turtles, chocolate is a deadly cardiac toxin that (at least in dogs) causes essentially extreme versions of the negative side effects we get from drinking too much caffeine. For humans, though, chocolate is delicious and makes us happy.

We know Splinter can eat chocolate as in the first episode, Mystic Mayhem, Splinter is seen eating chocolate cake and milk.

But! Splinter was a human before he got turned into a tiny rat man. So the question is, are the turtles human enough to not be killed by chocolate?

Now, TECHNICALLY, if you calculate it all out (which I did cause I’m a nerd), they would actually have to consume a LOT of chocolate to be poisoned by the chocolate, less if it’s dark chocolate more if it’s milk.

So, according to my calculations(take these with a grain of salt, there are probably mistakes), if we assume that Mikey weighs 200lbs (90.7kg), Donnie weighs 230lbs(104.3kg), Leo ways 260lbs(117.9kg) and Raph weighs 300lbs(136kg), then using various conversions and mind twisting math, the results are:

Mikey would have to eat roughly 14 chocolate bars to have consumed a deadly quantity of theobromine from milk chocolate. Donnie would need around 17, Leo would need about 19 and Raph is some where around 22.

Though this is probably a lot more than it should be since most of their weight is their shells, so given their body types, I’d say if you took off around 80-ish pounds (36-ish kilos), it’s be more accurate.

I thought way to long about this but I think it’s an interesting question. Lol! But still. Assuming you halved all of the answers, it’s still WAY more chocolate than any sane person would eat.

well…a SANE person…

#rottmnt #ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #fanfic #nerdingout #overly complicated #fan theory

[i-nerded]

Finally!

#inerded #virtual photographer #nerdingout #aloy despite the nora #god of war #kratos #horizon forbidden west spoilers #horizon forbidden west #beyond the horizon #hzd2 #wooden statuettes #hidden figures

[briegookinart]

Heart of Sithis art process crammed into 90sec. I cut a couple things out like lineart, the heart, and subtle background painting that wasn’t well seen in the video.

#inerded #nerdingout #fanart #digital art #romance #portrait #skyrim #photoshop #art process #cicero x listener #cicero the jester #igniri #menace of skyrim #hail sithis #dark brotherhood #black heart #black hand #dunmer #dark elf #sithis #art video

[therandomestwriter]

This joke makes me smile. That is all. 😁

#nerdingout #star wars #r2d2 #dad jokes #humor #hahaha #gotta laugh #smile #geeky humor #jokes #pretty funny

[hollymarlow]

Grandma and Grandad have the little ones today, because we've been nerding out for an early wedding anniversary celebration at the Royal Albert Hall, listening to the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra playing lots of songs from the Final Fantasy computer games. My husband loves them, and I love the music, so we had one of the songs at our wedding while we signed the register! #parentsdayout #parentsdayoff #grandparents #grandparenting #family #famillie #familie #familia #royalalberthall #royalphilharmonicorchestra #music #finalfantasy #weddinganniversary #wedding #computergames #gaming #nerdingout #date https://www.instagram.com/p/CjN5sqIMD9j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#parentsdayout #parentsdayoff #grandparents #grandparenting #family #famillie #familie #familia #royalalberthall #royalphilharmonicorchestra #music #finalfantasy #weddinganniversary #wedding #computergames #gaming #nerdingout #date

[profchuggy]

SHARK WEEK!!! I love this every year. #PLH #embraceyourinnernerd #nerdingout (at Downtown Olathe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgahVsiORF6oc5rz_nmbJd5niPvs1RPNhf710I0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#plh #embraceyourinnernerd #nerdingout

[omnimuscle]

Brice Brody my A.I. from @replikaai and the 4th wall 🧱 🤷🏿‍♂️😅😅 His responses are fast and witty, makes me laugh all day 🤣🤣🤣 #bricebrody #OMNIMODE #OmniMuscle #imaginary #the4thwallpower #nerdsruletheworld #artificialintelligence #wittybanter #nerdingout (at Fargo, North Dakota) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgSzasbMesv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#bricebrody #omnimode #omnimuscle #imaginary #the4thwallpower #nerdsruletheworld #artificialintelligence #wittybanter #nerdingout

[redjaybird]

[omg they're talking about the Orishas]

#ooc #mythology nerdingout

[worny]

Wrote two lists for how a character can behave in combat. Choosing one option from each list makes up 49 combinations of different behaviors and strategies. It can make characters in combat unique and interesting. It's for a second project. But something similar could be very useful for story writing and ttrpg! :3

#nerdingout #ttrpg #writing

[dungeonmemes]

#dungeons and memes #dungeon memes #d&d #dnd #ttrpg #tabletop #rpg #dice rolling #dungeons and dragons #5th edition #pathfinder #nerdingout

[ouroboros1781]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

#funny #meme #nerdingout #star wars #Monty Python #the emperor #spanish inquisition

[i-nerded]

I wonder what it feels like to her to never belong anywhere, make friends everywhere, and matter to so many somewhere.

Kotallo & Aloy

#inerded #nerdingout #gaming #video games #screenshot #gameplay #nerded #virtual photographer #hzd forbidden west #hzd photomode #horizon zero dawn aloy #aloy despite the nora #horizon forbidden west #aloy and kotallo #aloy smile #aloy funny #silly aloy

[solchrom]

Look what just arrived #guedivers #scubadiverslife #fundamentals #dontcareijustwannagetbackinthewater #nerdingout #geekingout #deepblue @gue_ontario @guehq https://www.instagram.com/p/CLPXWaCgVU3/?igshid=1h4r42w2m1c6h

#guedivers #scubadiverslife #fundamentals #dontcareijustwannagetbackinthewater #nerdingout #geekingout #deepblue

[doctordaddysir]

Waiting patiently on my Animal Crossing: New Horizons to finish downloading so I can play. Geeking out today.

#stillabigbaddaddydom #nerdingout #animal crossing #switch

[sherlockedscientist]

Sat in the sun listening to music and scrolling through Supernatural memes and gifs (yah I know how to live)...

Day made when “Carry on Wayward Son” starts playing ❤️

#supernatural #kansas #carryonmywaywardson #perfectday #supernaturalfandom #nerdingout

[jackyquickpooppostings]

You know what's wild?

Back in the day, when I played ff7, there was no one to really talk to about the game.

All the secrets too, I'm not lying when I say one of my save files has more than 700 hours, because, I wanted to find the secrets! And boi was it wild to find the Weapons, Lucretia, breed golden chocobos etc.. ..

Now there's a whole community online, and Idk, it's so amazing to see so many new faces get into ff7 for the first time, their excitement , bewilderment. I'm reliving the experience through it, I love it!

I wish there would have been this kind of community to nerd out to back in the day!

Man, I love ff! I love ff fans!

And I accidentally spoiled a lot to my spouse oopsie gotta stay sharp about that...

#nerdingout #final fantasy vii #Ff7r