#neither a sweetheart

[mitsuki91]

And once again there are people that mix fiction and reality... Guys... Guys... You can like the villain in a novel I promise... That doesn't make you amoral or bad... It's a fucking piece of media... Not real... And you are you, you are not the characters you like... Also even the "you like this or that characters because you want this or that irl as partner" I promise you it is NOT true.

#my husband is the most sweetheart of the fucking planet #he treats me so well #he is not toxic not jealous not controlling #neither am i #we never fight #we make ourself feel loved everyday #everyone who know me irl tell me I am sweet #and same with my husband #and still I like severus snape and coriolanus snow #that doesn't make me bad #that doesn't make me want something bad for myself #that doesn't means i excuse war crime irl #wtf #coriolanus snow #severus snape

[roseadleyn]

rudbeckia de borgia;

❝ i was never quite ready, but i was courageous. and the universe listens to courage. ❞

❝ and finally, i chose myself. ❞

tagging ; @elychee, @loekas, @sidra-29, @cerisearan, @meow-meow-potato, @mysticmeena, @d10nsaint, @hmerus, @dxmoness, @lady-navier0357, @giyuus0nlywife, @lady-navier0357, @that-one-pretty-bitch, @yevenly / @hevaenly, @ylxntis / @ykassu, @dion-s-lawyer, @ithil-lucien, @parkykwho, @palaceofghosts, @izumi-astra-123, and @nxccolo.

#꒰ ⟡ ꒱ — auricula. #BEST GIRL #ruby! deserved! better! #izek please treat her nicely #my sweetheart she's gone through so much #for once we have a fl who suffered and didn't seek revenge #like forgive ppl guys ‼️ #ofc there are limits but ARGH that's not what this is about!! #how to get my husband on my side #htgmhoms #rudbeckia de borgia #how to get my husband on my side rudbeckia de borgia #how to get my husband on my side ruby #manhwa #ugh i hate this #ugly asf #I HATE IT DIE ITS NOT SUITING HER #NEITHER IS IT DOING ANYTHING ELSE #ah whatever #i hope you guys like it.. if it's possible to

[dejaentends]

i wish the writers of atla and lok hadn't been too cowardly to make aang non-monogamous like the air nomads so obviously were. that kid was already a menace at 12 going on 13 imagine him at 25. like why can't he have a woman in every port? and he's not a misogynist, any lovers would also be friends, anyone who wanted to have a child w him would be provided for (on the fire nation's dime reparations fr fr)

and it just makes more sense bc what if tenzin had just gotten a bad flu before having kids. and died. all of his kids are younger than korra, what would they do???? no more airbending/??

#text #m #aang #atla #aang being monog makes little sense to me #katara would be monog imo tho #i think they'd be a great couple but come on middle school sweethearts???? #neither of those kids are that type of person #i think katara would be great with an objectively less powerful man who wanted to support and worship her #in a humanizing way

[blujayonthewing]

thinkin again about the time elyss's DM cut in to stop a conversation between her and a semi-retired player character to hurriedly take back control of him as an NPC before he could give her, as an extremely kind and thoughtful gift, one of his own personal belongings, and then said 'elyss can probably buy it from him though :)' instead

like. what an egregiously fucking shitty thing to do, actually.

#I think we were caught SO offguard that neither of us was able to articulate a good resistance although we both tried #eldryn's player: ...I mean... he WAS going to just give it to her #DM: haha well I don't wanna just give you guys too much stuff [???] #me: I mean-- you JUST gave us like? ten thousand gold and a castle that we didn't even ask for ......? #I HAVE the money [2000g????] and I don't actually care about losing it but.............??? #DM: yeah so I just feel like I've already given you guys a lot lately #WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAID WAS: THAT WAS A GIFT BETWEEN CHARACTERS NOT 'THE DM GIVING US TOO MUCH'. #WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAID WAS 'YOU ARE CHANGING A KIND GESTURE FROM A GOODHEARTED MAN INTO A CRAVEN EXPLOITATION OF ELYSS FOR MONEY.' #WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAID WAS 'TAKING OVER A PLAYER CHARACTER IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ELYSS TO HAVE A THING #'IS AN ABUSE OF DM POWER AND AN EGREGIOUS BREACH OF DM/ PLAYER TRUST.' #WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAID WAS 'WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ELYSS AND/OR ME PERSONALLY.' #and like. the actual consequences are so small. we were in a between-arcs timeskip we had BBEG Treasure Hoard money #Elyss loses 2000g and doesn't even miss it. Eldryn being a good friend IS canon and the DM can suck my dick about it #but on principle. on principle the fact that he did that. that is so incredibly shitty. you don't see that? #and for what? over an arbitrary price tag that I could afford without even missing it anyway? #over a magic item that's more psychological security blanket than anything particularly overpowered? #over powerplay dick waving over who REALLY gets to control Eldryn now that he's technically been retired as a PC? #what?? what is the reason??? ALL it accomplished was a fucking character assassination of a sweetheart character #which I think we've all privately decided didn't actually happen anyway because it's stupid and terrible and not fair of DM to Just Decide #and my already pretty flimsy trust in my friend as a DM sinking to unforeseen new lows #god. god. #about me #my OCs #elyss

[deklo]

SOOOO many people i know are getting engaged right now

#this year in general #and listen i get it. i am 26 years old. it is so normal #but i’m also like NOT getting engaged right now #or any time soon #and neither are any of my close friends #and MULTIPLE PEOPLE #ARE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS EEEE THATS WILD #congrats i feel. 19

[monotone-artist]

just a few foster puppy pictures out of the hmm. 500 that i have

[id: nine photographs of various brown, floppy-eared puppies. first: top view where puppy is sitting down and looking up at the camera. second: sitting with his tongue out. third: laying down on her side with her head on my leg, looking straight at the camera.

fourth: laying down on her belly. fifth: sitting and leaning against me, his head quite close to the camera, which he's looking at. sixth: one puppy lays down while another rests her chin on his back.

seventh: an extremely close-up view of a puppy's face. eighth: a puppy, who notably has one blue eye, looks through the glass door. ninth: puppy stands on her hind legs, front paws on the glass door, looking inside. end id]

#monotonepost #piranhapuppies #<- gonna be tagging any pics i post of them as that #dogs #couple of the pics r a lot older than others. #and possibly 500 is a bit dramatic i dont actually remember how many i have. but i have a LOT regardless #realized i never rlly posted any of them though... #we don't have any of them anymore. they're either gotten given to other fosters or adopted #unfortunately half of them did get sick with parvo. a couple were ones we'd given to another foster #the last 3 we had left we had to give to a parvo house #they've been pulling through tho they're doing ok! #if u dont know about parvo it's a really nasty (literally) disease. fatal if u dont get them help within 24ish hours #um. on a more brighter note that pup in the 2nd to last pic? he actually ended up keeping that blue eye #which is weird cause neither of his parents have blue eyes. the pups ARE mutts tho so shrug #of course the brattiest one had to be the prettiest one <3 very pretty brown brindling pattern too. like a calico cat #i say brattiest he's actually a sweetheart. just very excitable #goddd i miss these guys so much... #was really tempted to keep one of them for a bit there but im just not a very energetic person so i figured it was best i didnt. #does mean im forever gonna be wondering about what-ifs though. #ALSO to note: these were some of the few nice pictures i got. most of them were blurry cause they were never still sdfjkhdsfj

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

I love watching middle aged men figure out emotions they've repressed for decades

#there's something so personal about two middle aged men acting like high school sweethearts bc neither of them ever had that in their youth #do you get what i'm saying. #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers

[lilac-gold]

Imagine,,, Sweetheart and Rococo as kids,,, exploring Orange Oasis,,, and finding the sacrifice chamber,,,,, and just breaking into the safe,,,, and SWH sacrificing one of two moles for the ritual,,, and them meeting the Unbread Twins

Sweetheart and Rococo get into another argument that escalates as quickly as they always do, resulting in Rococo running away from her, as he always does. Frantically looking for a place to hide, he runs towards the Man on Fire area. SWH follows him, tapping on the risen pieces of bread since she likes the noise they make.

Then, a passageway opens up, and SWH insists they go down it, forgetting their argument immediately. Rococo's not so sure but agrees anyway, not having the energy to start another fight.

They walk down the passage, discovering the sacrificing area. SWH wonders what would happen if they sacrifice one of the actual moles, so despite the fact that Rococo's vehemently against it, she does. Then, they fall through the floor, landing on a bunch of flour, and realise where they are.

They know the stories of Breaven, of the Unbread Twins, and believe them. Of course they do, they grow up with the twins as deities. And as far as SWH's concerned, she's just gotten them into the home of two gods by accident.

They walk into the holy kitchen, incredibly excited to meet the gods that Orange Oasis worship, and find... Two kids. Only a little older than them. Baking bread. Alone. In a holy kitchen.

D&B don't react well, freaking out about people having invaded Breaven and saying that they should have implemented those booby traps they'd wanted to. Then Rococo pacifies them (having had plenty of experience with calming down SWH over the years) and they just,,, stand in silence for a little bit

Needless to say, everyone's a bit confused, especially when Biscuit speaks and Rococo & SWH understand him perfectly. Learning his language was mandatory for them as citizens of O.O., and they're very happy that they've found him and Doughie

SWH can now claim that she's met gods and has been to Breaven. Rococo's just happy that he has a chance to make some new friends :)

The twins' idea of tentatively offering friendship is handing Rococo and SWH rolling pins and telling them to get to work. SWH is furious at being ordered about but she can't exactly object because hello, gods. Rococo's a little disheartened but sets to it anyway, and the two of them start to enjoy making bread.

The Unbread Twins start answering their questions when asked, the group learning trivial things about each other (and less trivial things, like the twins' experiences over the millennia they've been alive for) as they get to know each other better. The twins, socially awkward as always, declare them friends and say that they look forward to meeting the two again before abruptly sending them out of Breaven.

From there, at random points, Rococo and SWH find themselves face-to-face with the deities again, or being whisked away back to Breaven, Waking up there becomes a regular occurrence, they're chill with it and the twins like sleepovers & surprises (when not aimed at them). Doughie and Biscuit learn of Rococo and Sweetheart's flair for the dramatic, while they discover the twins' enjoyment for playing jokes.

I'll probably want to write more on this tomorrow but I'm tired and want to get it out there. Share your thoughts! I just love these little sillies and want to see more content of them out there :D

The four of them would make such an unstoppable group and also be chaotic emotionally unstable messes together. Change my mind <3

(Oh, wait. You can't <333)

#omori #omori headspace #omori sweetheart #omori rococo #omori unbread twins #omori fanart #omori doughie #omori biscuit #orange oasis #you ever think about how the Unbread Twins are canonically gods in OO? #yeah me neither #they're so powerful and ancient #but they're absolute disasters #they leave the house for the first time in years #and immediately gamble away all of their money #swh and rococo aren't much better tbh #if this was canon doughie and biscuit would absolutely call swh out with the whole keeper/locking rococo in the walls thing #swh is the biggest disaster of them all #and we love her for it #omori bosses

[gingerbreadmonsters]

literally just a stray tangent that probably won't make it into my milo wip, so please enjoy my current flavour of brainrot

hc: sweetheart cloaks involuntarily with pretty much any strong emotion, good or bad, and it tends to come and go in ripples (e.g. hands appearing and disappearing, body blinking in and out of sight, almost like their framerate is dropping) - milo thinks it’s the cutest fucking thing he’s ever seen, especially because whenever he makes sweetheart laugh really hard, they go a bit blurry round the edges without noticing

this leads to a slightly-funny but mostly-sweet scenario at their wedding, where sweetheart and milo (who may now kiss the stealth) are confusing the hell out of everyone else as they keep momentarily flashing in and out of existence - sweetheart's magic is so strong as it overflows through their mate bond with milo that it's affecting both of them

bonus: the wedding photographer (who didn't know that stealths can do this) is now having difficulty actually getting a photo of the two of them kissing, seeing as they just won't stay fully visible! aaargh!

#redacted asmr #this is not quite coherent but i think yk where i'm coming from w this #idk i just think it would be adorable #neither of them notices for the first few seconds until cutie coughs inconspicuously #sweetheart and cutie are work besties it's a fact #geordi is looking very confused (cutie will explain later but for now is just enjoying their friend being happy 🥰)

[seriemorder]

you can always drag out the writer in a group by asking direct and to the point questions and see which one goes on a wild ass tangent that has nothing to do with the question and will refuse to answer you even when repeatesly pressed

#tom sweetheart what are you saying those words are neither here nor there.... #*don not tom wtf

[cleverclove]

asking you specifically because no one cared when I posted it: why was my cousin born without teeth???????????

Uh…aren’t most babies born without teeth babe?

#kai sweetheart #aren’t babies born without teeth…….? #I wasnt born without teeth #neither was my sibling

[suna-cerely-yours]

i have sunarin on my brain

#ughh going to all his home games as highschool sweethearts #and then supporting him in raijin?? #latenight konbini runs #and just trying to make it together #neither of us really knows what's happening #but we're together #chief im going through it

[jimmyandthegiraffes]

I am not going to lie folks. I am at the end of my ROPE I’m going to SNAP

#this is once again abt dumb stuff lol #I hate walking the dogs bc one of them is bad at being on a leash #and the other insists on eating everything she can get hold of #and then it’s muddy and someone shut off one of the public footpaths #which is probably not legal lol but I cba to chase it up #and both dogs bark IMPOSSIBLY loudly when it’s walk time #and they’re neither of them my dogs so there’s the added annoyance of the fact that. it wasn’t my responsibility to train them #and I knowwww when I get a dog two things I’m gonna focus on are making sure they’re calm. and leash training lol #I am not getting dragged around by a dog once I have my own it simply will not happen #and I will not be barked at. #also one of them slipped the leash at the start of the walk and she likes to try and hurl herself under cars so I was understandably worrie #I think I kept it together v well at that moment tho and she did come back when I called her #but it was nerve wracking #and then the other one kept trying to eat some prawns someone had dropped and like #I get it. overwhelming temptation. but I was busy trying to stop the other one jumping under a bus #and then when they get back in they just bark and bark and bark #so I’ve locked myself upstairs for a few minutes because like #it’s not their fault #they’re sweethearts #and it’s not fair if I get angry at them for shit like this they’re just. being dogs #so I’m taking some Calm Down Time lol #one of them is barking and howling because I’m not giving her attention right this minute #but well. tough shit lol aunty j is cross so aunty j is taking time out #uncle Freddie #all my friends better have kids so i can be uncle Freddie #looking forward to being a parent so my kids can call me pop pop or some shit #that’s a tangent. my rage at two dogs for being high maintenance is not a good lookout for my future parenthood lol #but at least I’m recognising that I need a minute so I don’t get angry #ok I’m done yelling now

[syn0vial]

mean sentiment incoming:

never have i more wanted to believe in curses than watching g4rr3t w4tts brag about and promote stealing "relics" from supposedly haunted locations on this week's debrief

#sooo many layers of wrong here #1) theft from historic sites as a means of ~building a relationship with the spirits~ #2) promoting this behavior to a massive adoring audience on youtube #3) tainting ghost files with this BS #the fact that he sprung it unexpectedly on debrief really gets my goat as well #bc now neither ryan nor shane can address that behavior without it seeming like they have beef with him #why is everyone convinced that this guy is such a ~sweetheart softboi uwu'' like #this is some logan paul ass behavior and it feels like no one else can see it

[thepavementsings]

Also woke up thinking about a yukierre threesome PWP oneshot. We have yet to deal with Pierre ´i dont find men attractive’ Gasly’s internalized homophobia/catholic guilt angle we are missing rich opportunities!!

#pierre would watch yuki picking up a girl at the bar with a rotten jealousy in his gut that he refuses to place #thinks it’s just that he hasn’t gotten laid in a few weeks #and nothing about the fact that he can feel his fingertips twitch when he watches this girl #drag her thumb across the sweat pooling at the nape of yuki’s neck and smile at him #so when she goes back to the dance floor and yuki goes to the bar he can’t help but slot himself in behind her #smile into her neck as he watches yuki’s face crinkle in confusion. #locks eyes with him as he whispers ‘you could make him feel good sweetheart’ #maybe it’s a little cruel to play the game this way #but he chases the way yuki’s chest rises and falls when her mouth his on his dock #and if he reaches around where he’s wrapped himself around her body and finds yuki’s hand instead of hers #well it’s an honest mistake. even if neither of them let go #i FEEL like there’s something in this vein out there already? sorry if there is but #like there’s SO MUCH THERE!! #write it from THE OUTSIDE POV THAT WOULD BE COOL #anyways #yukierre #*dick not dock lol #please someone write this for real Im throwing this out there as a PROMPT if anyone wants to

[chryblossomjjk]

Kiki the latest dilf snippet has me curious! He seems so sad, I wonder why... :(

oh yes friend dilf jk is v troubled individual </3

#anon #fic: the weekend #hoping to finish it on my break !! #its my fav out of everything ive written thus far!! <3 #all of the characters are so flawed #(except for princess sweetheart cupcake jeon yul) #but in a way thats v human imo #like its always fun to write the extreme versions of people #like having the member be the best bf #or the worst lol #but everyone in the weekend is neither #they're just people reacting to their environments and lives #not in the healthiest ways #or the kindest #but in a way that are just human yk ? #idk if that makes sense lol #but yeah i really do like this fic and im excited to share #and hope you guys enjoy it aswell!! <3