#neil miller

[kringletheelf04]

Christmas sucks and dad killed Santa (chapter 2)

Finally we were home after a mediocre dinner at Dennys. I drag my feet as I enter the threshold of the house. I'm the last to enter and the last to get my pajamas on. I may be an adult but I still wear onesies. My pjs of choice are a pink rabbit with a white tail. It resembles the one off of a Christmas story. It was mom's favorite movie of all time so I wear it Christmas Eve each year to honor her memory.

I lean into the doorway of Charlie's bedroom. Dads reading the night before Christmas and Charlie has just about a million questions.

"When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, l sprang from my bed to see what was the matter away to the window I flew like a flash.With a miniature sleigh and St. Nick and Prancer and Dancer and to all a good night." Dad recites the book, practically from memory, as he had since I was Charlie's age.

"What's that?" Charlie questions our dad.

"What's what?" Dad asks, clearly confused.

"A rose schuck ladder!" Charlie says with wide eyes.

"It's not a ladder. He said, 'arose such a clatter.' It means, eh, 'came a big noise.'" I clarify.

"What?" Charlie scrunches up his face still confused.

"Charlie, ‘arose’ is a word that means 'it came’, and 'clatter’ is a big noise." I reiterate.

"Yes and now it's time to go to bed" dad agrees as he tucks Charlie into his bed.

He turns to me and takes in my pajamas and holds back a snicker.

"Gotta problem with my duds old man?" I joke at him.

Charlie giggles and snuggles in deeper into the covers.

"No problem at all, squirt. Just makes me think is all." Dad replies with a small, sad smile. Tears are brimming in his eyes that threaten to spill.

"Come on, let's get to bed! If we want Santa to come we need to be asleep!" I usher dad out and into his room and walk to mine.

Soon I hear a gentle knock on my door just as I'm ready to snuggle in.

"Sissy (y/n) can I sleep in her with you? Dads snores too loud and I can hear it through the wall!" Charlie practically wails.

I know he just wants to make sure I'm ok but I pretend to buy it nonetheless.

"Come on sport! Let's snuggle and fall asleep to some nice music." I say swooping him into my arms and sitting us onto my queen size bed. Too tall for him to reach on his own without a stool. I put on some Mozart and we drift away.

(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY RED RYDER BB GUNS! YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT KID!)

I am abruptly woken by Charlie shaking me. This is not what I signed up for when I said he could sleep with me.

"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! I heard a clatter!" Charlie yells.

I slowly open my eyes and ask "What? Charlie, what are you talking about?

"You know! From the story! It came a big noise. It's coming from outside"

I start to say it might be the wind until I hear a loud noise too. Kinda like a ka-thump. The the sound of boots on the roof. I jump out of bed taking Charlie with me. I run as fast as I can to dads room.

I practically take the door off its hinges. My heart is pounding out my chest.

"Dad you gotta get up now! Someone's on the roof!" I say setting Charlie down rushing to his bedside.

"What (Y/n)? Someone on the roof? That's impossible. You probably dreamt it. Go back to sleep." Dad begins but gets cut of by more footsteps. Now he's wide awake.

"I guess it wasn't a dream dad," I huff at him

"Now is not the time for the sass (Y/n), someone's on our roof. Come on we'll go outside. Put on your shoes and coat quickly!" He says while pulling on some socks while quickly hobbling to his bedroom door and down the stairs.

I pick up Charlie again because I know I'll be faster carrying him than waiting for him at the bottom of the flight of stairs.

Throwing on a coat, boots and a winter hat onto both of us with Charlie still holding his blanket.

I rush out after dad and Charlie follow suit.

Dad yells something I can't make out to the person on our roof. Suddenly they slip and plummet onto the lawn as I quickly shield Charlie from the sight.

"Oh my gosh! You killed him!" I yell running through the slushy snow to where the man lay. However, all that was there was his clothes.

"You got him!" Charlie cries out, running, and nearly tripping to get to me.

"I did not! He's gotta be here somewhere! Let's check for some Id to see who this poor shmuck was." Dad argues now riddling through the pockets of the red coat.

"That almost looks like-" I start

"Look (Y/n)! Reindeer!" Charlie interrupts me pointing to the roof.

Lo and behold eight reindeer and a sleigh are parked on our roof.

"(Y/n) come here! I found something!" Dad calls after me.

I approach him and take a small business card from his gloved hand.

"lf something should happen to me, put on my suit. The reindeer will know what to do. What does that mean?" I read from the card and inquire to dad.

He shrugs and Charlie comes to us. "That means you gotta put it on dad!"

"No we are not going anywhere!" Dad asserts poorly.

"We never do what I want to," Charlie says, his eyes watering.

I hug him from behind and glare at dad .

"Look! The rose schuck ladder! Like from the poem!" Charlie beams at both of us.

"I'm going to call the police, please watch your brother for a minute (y/n)." Dad pleads and scurries off to get his phone.

Before I can even blink Charlie is now on the roof trying to touch a reindeer. I follow after him in a hurry.

"Charlie! (Y/n)! Get down from there! I thought you were watching him!" Dad yells at me. It's a miracle the neighbors haven't woken up.

"Dad, it's amazing! Come up here!" I yell down at him.

He runs to the ladder and climbs up, suit in hand.

"You need to get away from ghost things! They could have key lime disease!" Dad panics as he walks carefully towards Charlie. "Easy Rudolph" dad says to the reindeer.

As clear as day the reindeer says "I'm not Rudolph." I look to my dad to see if he also heard but he's just looking at its nametag.

"It's Santa's sleigh!" Charlie jovially says while climbing into it.

"There's no such thing as Santa's sleigh" dad scoffs.

"Sure there is. You said you believed in Santa, right dad" I nudge him.

"I did" he questions then covers his tracks with "I do!"

Dad climbs into the sleigh and I follow him. The seats are much softer than they look.

"Hey dad look! A hat!" I say pulling a plush Christmas hat from in between the cushions. I gently place it on my head after inspecting for lice. It's warm and cozy. The ear flaps are extra padded with faux fur.

"Oh great you found a bug infested hat! Oh how joyous! Let's get out now please" dad practically pleads with Charlie.

"No!" Charlie shakes his head making his hair get in his eyes.

"Come on Charlie! Let's go!" Dad pushes.

Suddenly the reindeer take off. I guess I'm in for one helluva ride tonight!

#Bernard the Elf #bernard the head elf #bernard the arch elf #bernard the elf x reader #bernard #scott calvin #charlie calvin #lucy miller #neil miller #laura miller #soulmates #soulmates au #x reader #christmas #christmas lights #snow #bernard fanfiction #the santa clause x reader #The Santa Clause the santa clause two #au #alternate universe #soulmate marks #self indulgence babey #self indulgence at its finest #self insert #self indulgence time #elf #elves #reader insert #gender neutral pronouns

[animadiicristallo]

eravamo liberi da catene ma schiavi della nostra follia.

#neil miller #kiss me like you love me

[mostro-rotto]

Non pretendevo di essere capito, ma odiavo essere giudicato

#cit #citazione #citazioni tumblr #frasi #frasi tumblr #frasi libri #kiss me like you love me #kira shell #neil miller #pretendere #essere capito #odiare #giudicare

[muppethollz]

ever since neil was finally gifted his weenie whistle, he has given everyone a weenie whistle for every christmas or any holiday that requires you to give out presents. “oh? it’s valentine’s day? here, have a weenie whistle.” “oh? it’s easter? here, have a weenie whistle.” “oh? it’s your dead grandmother’s funeral? here, have a weenie whistle and also here’s my card if you ever want to talk to someone about your depression.”

#the santa clause #neil miller

[onebluebookworm]

30 Days of Literary Pride 2023 - June 28

In Search of Gay America: Women and Men in a Time of Change - Neil Miller

#30 days of pride 2023 #30 days of pride #in search of gay america #neil miller

[neils-weenie-whistle]

I’m user Neil’s weenie whistle for a reason and that reason is I’m a (platonic) simp for this man.

#the santa clause #neil miller #the santa clause 2 #the santa clause 3 #tsc #tsc3 #tsc edit

[rotta-in-mille-pezzi]

“Io sarei rimasto per sempre un cavaliere oscuro con i suoi tormenti dentro e la mia bimba la più grande delle guerriere” 🌹

Neil, Kiss me like you love me 🐚💙

#kiss me like you love me #kira shell #neil miller

[lacefuneral]

"Out Of The Past: Gay and Lesbian History From 1869 To The Present" by Neil Miller (2008)

Only toward the end of the century did society begin to consider such relationships deviant. Peter Gay may well be right when he suggests that homosexual lovers were "safer in the earlier days of tight-lipped equivocations than in the later days of clinical inquisitiveness."

#:( #jay.pdf #neil miller #out of the past gay and lesbian history from 1869 to the present

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark]

Neil Miller prettyyyyy

#neil miller #the santa clause #i may be drunk but he still pretty

[ramen-flavored]

I didn’t come here to be attacked

#the last of us #twitter #TLOU #the last of us hbo #hbo #hbo max #Joel miller #Ellie Williams #joel and ellie #joel miller x reader #ellie williams x reader #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #neil druckmann #naughty dog #ramen-flavored

[viveela]

I've spent a year of my life on you

#veearts #scott pilgrim #knives chau #kim pine #stephen stills #young neil #stacey pilgrim #julie powers #wallace wells #lisa miller #envy adams #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #spto #spto fanart #fan art #not shipping #just in case I mean I feel it's obvious #i feel so bad for her #very glad the anime gave her a happier ending

[my-own-personal-dragon-horde]

That fucking hospital scene…that is a sequence that I’m glad it didn’t feel like playing the game. Instead, I felt like I wasn’t breathing the entire time. That was one of the most effective sequences of television I’ve ever seen, from the acting to the emphasis on the brutality.

The way Joel seemed to be walking through a dream…that’s the part that hit the hardest. We as the audience were hyperaware of his actions, while he was barely there at all—Sarah and his grief and Ellie were the only things on his mind.

Neil Druckmann really wrote a story that turned a mirror on humanity, and my god am I thankful for both the game and this adaptation.

#the last of us #text post #i could write a 500 page thesis on this story istg #the last of us spoilers #the last of us hbo #hbo the last of us #bella ramsey #ellie the last of us #joel and ellie #joel miller #pedro pascal #anna torv #neil druckmann #tlou series #tlou show #tlou #tlou spoilers #joel tlou #ellie tlou #marlene tlou #i ramble

[animadiicristallo]

Neil crush della vita>>>>🛐

#neil miller

[mostro-rotto]

Salvami ogni giorno, e amami anche quando non sarò in grado di ricambiare.

#cit #citazione #citazioni tumblr #frasi #frasi tumblr #frasi libri #libro #kiss me like you love me #kira shell #neil miller #salvare #salvami #ogni giorno #amare #amami #ricambiare

[gay-mafia-stickball]

Can we spend a few minutes on the giraffe scene? Because right before this, ellie is completely checked out. She’s traumatized, she’s distant, and she’s so completely absent. But beneath all of this trauma, she’s still a kid, and now she’s a kid who just saw a weird, fucked up leopard camel llama thing, probably for the first time, and it’s eating out of her hand with a weird, fucked up blue tongue as long as her forearm. She may be traumatized out of her mind and living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape, but that childlike wonder is still there, and Joel hasn’t looked more proud in the entire series.

#neither have I tbh #the last of us #ellie the last of us #tlou #joel the last of us #the last of us spoilers #joel and ellie #ellie williams #joel miller #ellie tlou #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #craig mazin #neil druckmann

[neils-weenie-whistle]

Neil Miller Icons

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

*Feel free to use, no credit is needed

#the santa clause icons #the santa clause 2 #neil miller #neil miller icons #disney icons