#needs salt

[phantom-curve]

Chapters: 7/?

Fandom: Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Julie Molina/Luke Patterson Summary:

The Culinary Institute of America at Greystone is one of the most prestigious culinary schools in the entire country. Every year thousands of prospective chefs apply with only a handful chosen to attend. There is a long history of friendly fire between the Baking and Pastry students and the Culinary students, each specialty attracting specific personality types that don't always see eye-to-eye. While the bakers thrive off of order and precision, the Hotsiders lean more towards gut feelings and controlled chaos. Never has this been more apparent than between Lukas Patterson and Julianna Molina.

or

a self-indulgent college AU written entirely for my own entertainment

in which Luke and Julie go to a Halloween party and there is absolutely no funny business involved at all (see also: chapter 7 in which we get party texts pt. 1)

look at me crawling out of the depths of my google drafts to finally post chapters I wrote literal months ago😬 the only resolution I have for 2023 is to finish my WIPs for jatp on ao3 so happy day after christmas, pls pray that I can finish this fic in the next 12ish months

#needs salt #cia juke #ciajuke #jatp #julie and the phantoms #mads writes #cia!juke #juke #juke fic #jatp fic #julie & the phantoms

[lord-kiwi-the-wizard]

The United States of America is just a centralized version of the European Union.

#cold take #unmicrowaved #lukewarm #sitting on the counter top #day old #needs salt #unpeppered

[jacqcrisis]

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

#baking #just do it just put THE SALT IN THE COOKIE DOUGH #inspired by the coworker who bragged her recipes dont need salt and brought the blandest cheesecake bars to the potluck #you need some salt i promise #just a little #just skooch #'the recipe doesnt call for salt' THEN ITS PROBABLY WRONG

[salt-baby]

yes, doctors suck, but also "the medical ethics and patient interaction training doctors receive reinforces ableism" and "the hyper competitive medical school application process roots out the poor, the disabled, and those who would diversify the field" and "anti-establishment sentiment gets applications rejected and promotions requests denied, weeding out the doctors on our side" and "the gruesome nature of the job and the complete lack of mental health support for medical practitioners breeds apathy towards patients" and "insurance companies often define treatment solely on a cost-analysis basis" and "doctors take on such overwhelming student loan debt they have no choice but to pursue high paying jobs at the expense of their morals" are all also true

none of this absolves doctors of the truly horrendous things they say and do to patients, but it's important to acknowledge that rather than every doctor being coincidentally a bad person, there is something specific about this field and career path that gives rise to such high prevalence of ableist attitudes

and I WILL elaborate happily

#theres so much that contributes to this #and its such a traditional field that any change takes ten years to take effect even when its not as controversial as disability rights #ive no lost love for doctors as a whole #but the deeper causes here need to be examined to understand how this problem manifested and what can be done to fix it #disability #chronic illness #ableism #premed #medicine #salt baby talks

[bagofdo-ritos]

self indulgent season 1 jon art… save me s1 jon sims… s1 jon sims save me…

#hes so wet cat archivist #i need to eat him alive #salt and pepper hair jon sims save me. save me salt and pepper hair jon sims #smiles manicly no i am not fixated on jonathan sims from the hit podcast The Magnus Archives what Do You Mean #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #doritosart

[palatinewolfsblog]

"True self-care is not salt baths and chocolate cake, it is making the choice to build a life you don't need to regularly escape from." Brianna Wiest.

#quote of the day #quote of today #brianna wiest #true #self care #salt baths #chocolate #chocolate cake #well being #wellness #choice #choices #making choices #build a life #life #a life with a meaning #a life worth living #true life #needs #necessities #bare necessities #escape #essentials #essentials of life #what matters

[jackinthebox80085]

“I’ll save you the pain of watching your demon b die”

Lute thinks it is a mercy to die rather than see the one you care for most die.

Vaggie let Lute live.

Lute saw Adam die.

#fuckkkk #I’ll let you draw your own conclusions for their relationship but you can’t tell me it didn’t hit lute HARD when he died #and her dialogue? #sir sir ADAM #his name? #pour some salt in the wound why don’t you? #Vaggie is going to regret letting her live #and Charlie needs to watch her back #hazbin hotel #hazbin lute #hazbin adam #hazbin vaggie #vivziepop #hazbin spoilers #guitarspear

[saprozoicworm]

keep her down, boiling water

#song is seether by veruca salt #i just needed to finish something bc im currently in a huge rut #anyway wendy is so cool shes such an interesting character #and one of my favorites but i don't draw her enough #cw bright colors #bright colors #south park #wendy testaburger #possible eyestrain #eyestrain

[fearsomegaybeast]

100 notes on this post and I draw bowuigi fanart

#bowuigi #txt #I need to know if it will be accepted by the public by adding my grain of salt #mario movie #silly gay people

[scarletrigmor]

So long story short it was greed and homophobia

#yuri!!! on ice #yuri on ice #ice adolescence #I'm doing this is case the account gets suspended #and im very tiny #but everybody needs to know #we might need to pinch this with a grain of salt #but the timeline fits so well #everybody was especulating something like this

[r-aindr0p]

Sorry for the spam I thought I was done with the Rollo shitposts for a few days until I read chapter 4 of the event but no chapter 3 had shitpost material, he’s so salty and just suddenly has a burst of empathy, bro you ok ?

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamm #twst yuu #twst shitpost #i want to squeeze that living pile of salt #shake the jar I put him in #brain empty rollo only #also loving every sentence coming out of idia’s mouth #he’s outside yet still needs to touch grass somehow

[tiffanyachings]

it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

#HELLO back at it again #tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au #the division of labour is as follows: #dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song #if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long #pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses #he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life #cam does 98% of the actual cooking #trivia section - #you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading #cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam) #the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius) #and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first #* #dulcie septimus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #field sketches #<< i get to have an art tag now!

[cocozydiaries]

guys pls pls pls

i genuinely need people to realise that when they shift they will be the person they scripted.

when you shift you will live out those experiences and they will shape you out to be the person you are in that reality. that person is actually you

there’s nothing inherently wrong with scripting you had a specific sort of life that’s nothing like your own now. big or small chances idc but istg sm shifters make ocs instead of an actual person

but for a second think about it. is that smth you actually, genuinely, whole heartedly want for urself?

ur drself ≠ an oc

decided to edit this and add some more

why do some people talk about their drselves like it’s someone else and why do some people post stuff about them like they’re a character😭 like pookie that’s you😃😄😃 you know that right?

maybe it helps people figure out stuff ig? idk but i always talk about me like im talking about me? IDK if ur the kinds person who does this pls explain☹️ i would like a more rounded view on things pls and thxs

#shiftblr #reality shift #shifting realities #desired reality #reality shifting #shifting #reality shifters #shifters #shifting script #scripts #coco rants #always feel like i need to add that i havent shifted #so take this with a grain of salt ig #it’s just an opinion #but yh ur drself is you #and ur a real person #do with that what you will

[silverysnake]

Some random and totally useless facts about the ides of march in preparation for the stabbing main event

Caesar knew that people were conspiring against him and that they wanted to kill him but he ignored the warnings bc he basically went: i don’t care if they plan to kill me, they don’t have the audacity to actually go through with it

There was a prophecy that Caesar would be killed but he ignored that too

Caesar wanted to ditch the senate meeting bc his wife had a nightmare that something bad would happen and begged him to stay home. Decimus (the third of the main conspirators) convinced Caesar to come to the senate meeting

There were about 60 conspirators who agreed to help kill Caesar, the rest of the senators just stood by during the murder, no one really tried to help him

Riots broke out after the murder because the population generally liked Caesar

Caesar’s body was later burned at the stake

Nothing changed politically speaking because the conspirators failed to actually take over the government -> Brutus and Cassius (and many of the other conspirators) had to flee

Some sources say that Brutus was haunted by Caesar’s ghost and later impaled himself on his own sword to escape the guilt said ghost confronted him with

#the things you learn when you need to hold a presentation about caesars assasination in university #these are all from academic texts and articles about the ides of march #but you should still take them with a grain of salt bc i held that presentation in november and put all of this down from memory #i double checked none of these things #ides of march #caesar #julius caesar #brutus #history #ig don’t take this too seriously

[inkedmyths]

I love how everyone is like "Yeah the ambiguity of the ending of TMA is thematically good and its fine left as is" while simultaneously being like "If they give us Post-TMA content I am going to Shove It Into My Mouth like a starving racoon devours discarded Burger King"

#ink thinks #tma #the magnus archives #bitches be like 'yeah i dont need more content but also i crave it'. its me. im bitches. #uhhh my personal Unlikely Prediction is Time Travel/Time Loop Real #partially bc could u IMAGINE the fan reaction. torn between joy and the biggest salt imaginable #can u believe i get to be front row to this now?? like if theres more podcast i get to keep up with it now!! JOYOUS DAY #1k

[vicsy]

this Fernando with this Lance together, potent sugar daddy and sugar baby energy. i stand by my words without shame.

#the salt and pepper in Fernando’s hair…. Lance’s smooth flat chest… his freckles….. #I need to be put down like a rabid dog #Strollonso nation brought to its knees in a single day #Strollonso #fernando alonso #lance stroll #1814 #fernando/lance #alternatively this is Briony and mine camboy Lance fic LITERALLY