#needed a lil pick me up

[tomatoart]

drawn right b4 the movie came out while eating a ny hotdog

#barbie the movie #ken barbie #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie fanart #ken #idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the tags. also i kind of hate how it looks now #but its ok it was for fun while i was fighting DEMONS. #n those demons were not bisexuality it was just depression #i need to do more cartoomny stuff again i feel like usuing refs has made me a lil awkward but its good practice #i think i just need to get back into a swing is all #both of them r trans btw PICKS U UP W MY MIND !

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[yabakuboi]

Eddie only just was able to get the barman's permission to perform this night, and glad he is for it, as his pockets have weighed lighter than ever before in his life. He'd be pleased to find pay in a tankard or loaf tonight, anything to fill his aching belly.

But he's lucky as the men and women here seem to be in high spirits. The land has long been in war since the king's death, rotten bastard he may have been. Eddie hadn't been sad to see him go, but the chaos that followed had ruined the smallfolk in consequence since their coward prince had fled the scene of his crime. The king had been cruel, but still he'd been their king, and the common people spit on the prince's name still, even when some new royal's been crowned and brought peace with him.

And that kind of ire is what feeds Eddie on nights like this.

"Kingslayer, kingslayer, little Prince Steven has run," he sings, bawdy and loud as the crowd of men around him sing along. "Run up the hills and past the sun, took our king Phillip and gutted him plain, our kingslayer Prince Steven, a coward more than a maid!"

They sing along with him, hooting and hollering all to the end of it, and pay him in copper coins and ale that Eddie takes happily, slurping it down as he rests by the fire.

It's then he sees the table in the corner, the cloaked figures surrounding it, and the woman glaring daggers at him. But more interesting than that is the most beautiful man Eddie's ever seen, smiling at him wearily, eyes bright and interested and a little sad. Eddie's got no fear of a quick tumble with dangerous men, so he takes his gittern and his ale and makes his way quickly to them.

"Fair night, weary travelers," Eddie crows as he wiggles himself between the woman and the beautiful man. "What brings you so far out from the capitol?"

The lot of them regard him with mixed interest, the older man not even looking up and a girl with firey hair treating him with a sign of boredom.

"What business is yours to know, bard?" she says, already turning her nose off to watch the rowdy tavern beyond their table.

"None at all," Eddie says, leaning into the man beside him, slinging an arm over his broad shoulder to feel the heat of him beneath his cloak. "I'm here to do nothing but entertain tonight, and I fear I've bored your table to tears! I do take requests you know, for the right coin."

This he says to the man under his arm, leaning in closer to get a good look at those pretty brown eyes in the dim light of the fire.

"We have no coin for you, sot," says the woman beside them, ire evident in her tone. "Be gone with you—"

"No coin, that's true," says Eddie's beautiful man. He smiles at Eddie now, pearly teeth and pretty lips, and Eddie would sing him any song for nothing more than to keep those eyes on him. "You'll have to forgive us, we're not good company I'm afraid."

"Richer company wouldn't be as sweet as yours, dove," Eddie tells him, watching the pink of his cheeks darken.

There's a gagging sound from across the table, and its then that Eddie realizes he's in the company of striplings. Two girls in men's clothes, both of them are young in the face and barely past their majorities. Yet still they are travel-worn, all five of them: the two girls, the woman and the dour man, and the beautiful budde under Eddie's arm.

Chuckling, he says to Eddie, "A wag you are, bard, with such empty words. Do you flirt so with all poor men you find?"

"None are poorer than me, sweeting, and none are more enchanting than you. It is payment enough just to look at you, and I would sing for an age and fill my empty stomach with just your smile, or your taste if you'd grant me—"

"Gods damned!" the woman Eddie's other side gusts. "I cannot hear another foul word." She stands then, and the two girls follow, one rolling her eyes and the other giggling quitely. The woman leans past Eddie and hisses into her companion's ear, "Be done with this fool swiftly, or I'll leave you to the wolves."

"You'd never," he says back to her, smiling at Eddie, face flushed pretty and dark even as he speaks.

"Hopper would never," she says tilting her head at the remaining dour man still sitting at the table, deep into his cups and paying no mind to any around them. "But I would sell you for tanner and a duck to the first bidder."

"I'm worth at least an ox," he tells her with a cocky grin, and Eddie might want more than just one tumble with this man. "Find a room and I'll find you when I please to."

She huffs and stomps off, the girls on her heels.

"So," Eddie breathes, leaning even further into this beautiful man, until his voice is a secretive whisper, just for the two of them to hear. "Tell me, sweeting, what shall I call you when I write songs of your beauty to sing across the land, until kings beg me to their courts to recount your grace, your smile and your laugh?"

This man, to Eddie's displeasure, seems to wilt, to grow weary once more, even as he smiles and leans close, his words scarcely a breath against the shell of Eddie's ear.

"If it pleases you, and I'm sure that it won't," he confesses. "You can call me Steven."

#steddie #steddie fic #i need more Arthurian/medieval/historical fantasy steddie #and this is just a lil scene that has been haunting me for a while #idk what to even do with it!!!! #just steve robin hopper el and max on the run after steve kills his dad and they accidentally pick up eddie along the way #dw the rest of the party too #just love the idea of eddie singing some mean as tavern song about kingslaying prince steve and prince steve being there and sighing #robin homophobic dog barking at him #eddie flipping out like 'i had no idea he was a fucking hottie idgaf WHO he killed he could kill me if he wanted esp between those thighs—' #and then robin hits him #anyways this is silly thank you for stopping by #shush mal #my fic #dribble drabble

[risingsunresistance]

my bag may not be as ✨aesthetic✨ as some people's but IDC IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!! all my little things on display yayyyyy

wouldnt be complete without my "nether star" on the side :3c

#FEEL FREE TO ASK ABOUT ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! most of them have a fun lil story #even if the story is just ''i got it at a con'' jdhfjh #felt terrible putting like half of my pins away bc they didnt fit... asking me to pick favorite children 😭 #IM SO SORRY MEWTWO but xerneas and suicune meant more to me #franklin badge will leave eventually but it's there for now :] #it's gotta leave when i get back in cosplay kfjfjh #or until i get something cooler to replace it #i put it there to take up space bc my other pokemon didnt fit in that spot #it'll go back on my bandana eventually #god i'd kill for a hypixel pin... been thinking abt getting one custom made #and now i have a fantastic reason to do that. maybe for my birthday coming up 👀 #chat #mine #need to scoot everything over to the right tbh it seems like it's all sliding left jdjfh #that's a problem for another day tho. been poked too many times tonight #gonna go put on pajamas and vibe on skyblock for a bit :V

[respectthepetty]

Give them to me RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW, I SAY!

#Moonlight Chicken #A funeral is not an appropriate place to pick up a man #Unless it's divine intervention designed by your mother #Go to the bank and get your guy! #I can't believe I actually get to write this - Alan x Gaipa! #Give them to me! #Aof don't play with my poor lil' Gaipa like this #He is not here to make friends #He needs a lover!

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

Pokémon said bisexual rights 🫵✨✨✨

#fluff binges !!! #treating myself to more Horizons eps since I had a pretty awful past week mentally and need a pick-me-up #I keep smiling so wide while watching this series it's just so lighthearted and sweet #and can get unexpectedly resonant at times (I'd honest to god tear up from Liko's moments early on because right now identity's something-- #--I'm deeply struggling with - so seeing her always want to try and find out more about the kind of trainer she wants to be hits close) #this series is comforting to me and I get to enjoy it at my own time and pace 💖💕✨ #(that may seem like a superficial thing but I've been through a lot lately aight I'm taking the little joys I can) #(and frankly I've been............... hiding out from other places because I just. need time away from things) #(so let me be silly on my lil blog here this is like a safe space heehaw 💃💃💃) #but anyways Horizons is for the queers amen #I'm not going insane right like . y'all see the queer-coding in other episodes tooSDKJFSJNDFNS #I also say bisexual Orio because of her talking about Friede earlier on there were sparks aiiiight they're cute #pokemon horizons #anipoke #pokeani #orio pokemon

[lochlot-moved]

my boys my pixelated, grainy, no good boys

#sorry they r my favs 4ever n ever #digital art #art #digital artist #ibis paint #httyd #i need to wake up at like 6am tmrw but none of my alarms wake me up this is a problem #httyd fanart #httyd 2 #hiccup #toothless #i forgot to flip this so if she’s a lil fucky oh well she’s also the quality of a grape #hiccup and toothless #hiccup horrendous haddock the 3rd #or #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #take ur pick fellas #httyd 2 art #in the first movie hiccup is like yeah here I am in a shirt and uggs #and then after that he says hi I wear this armor that is hell to draw do you like my thousand straps #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon art #does anyone else remember when the trailer for the second movie dropped and people online were losing their minds over his bulge #yeah that borderline traumatized me #httyd art #pixelated art #night fury #what fucking tags are these

[lavampira]

hazelnut coffee and pancakes and a hallmark christmas movie rewatch are genuinely holding me together this morning 🫶

#so tired and moody and achey i needed the cozy morning pick-me-up #hope everyone is having a good day and getting a lil sunday treat too <3 #the life and times

[ultipoter]

Hi! Gotta say a few days ago I started pokemon ex because of your volo posting, and now just got a copy of pla 😭 I can't wait to meet this rat man (thank u for sharing about ur blorbo I'm chewing and rotating him in my head now)

Oh my GOD my Category 5 Volo event has actual influence???? SKDGH ANON I'M EXTREMELY FLATTERED... GO MEET THE RAT MAN. Enjoy him. Join the brainrot. You can trust him, he's a friend. Trust me, trust me.

Seriously though, I'm giggling and kicking my feet, I'm so flattered that my ceaseless posting about him made you want to get to know him omg ;_;

#GOD #AAAA #IM GIGGLING SDKGH #thank you for telling me anon you totally made my day #this only encourages me #i will actually be even more Normal about him than I already am #fave #important #tagging this so i find this later when I need a lil pick me up #anon

[redrisingsun]

how would we feel about buck having his first smoke in the stalag and while everyone else is all "these suck there's barely any nicotine in them??? i miss my lucky strikes so bad" buck is high as all hell

#masters of the air #mota #he needs a lil pick me up sometimes

[eponymiad]

all the incredible positive energy juno temple and hannah waddingham have put into the universe about each other and their characters in interviews this week...forget everyone else, give them the women's team spinoff asap

(Juno's Deadline interview here, Hannah's here, Hannah's Half Hour With one here, the bit in this one is esp toward the end)

#I haven't seen people talking about Juno's much but it is END TO END incredible #RELENTLESS positivity and character studies #gave me sooooo much that this season didn't #and exactly what I needed to hear?? Like great 10/10 I was picking up exactly what she was laying down #it was genuinely healing esp while I was feeling a lil sour from the reddit AMA #let her and hannah play keeley and rebecca for as long as they fucking want #ted lasso #juno temple #hannah waddingham #if I can find a good way to post the Juno deadline interview as screenshots I'm gonna #ted lasso spoilers

[outofthiisworld]

[💜] Ophelia just finished emptying out jars of overly-priced french yogurt, replacing it’s sugary sweet contents with mayonnaise. A delightfully, devious trick that should have tickled this ghoulish girl— and yet, as she waited, it all felt… hollow.

She frowned. Siiighed. Pranks and mischief and tom-foolery brought such joy, such excitement before— what happened? It sparked no joy. Mm. UGH. annoying.

Somebody [RETCHED] in the distance— spoon clattered and glass shattered against tile.

A small smile curved at her lips. okay. It still sparked a lil’ bit of joy.

#💜… ic #//she needs more hobbies+goals outside of being a lil menace and occasional painter and this is my way of saying im working on it 👀 #//[picks her up by the scruff of her neck] WHAT are you DOING with your life ma’am?! get a job. #//she flipped me off

[whump-queen]

alright that’s enough of that. you’re destroying my door jams.

@whumpasaurus101

#yeah time to pick up hampster bawl. #hyperfixating on this style of lighting rn 0.0 #whump art #tiny whump #tiny whumpee #my tiny frog son #lee #akias art #lil lee is still tryna RUN FURUOUSLY IN PLACE— THINKING ITLL ESCAPE HANDS #AAA this is me procrastinating on working on my procrastination wip to procrastinate from working on the real wip and— #we’re like 3 levels of ProcrastiCeption deep at this point #I need to take a shower and wash off all my bulshit #time to blast gucci flip flops on loop to avoid depression in favor or LITTY AT ALL TIMES #much to the begrudgementte of my neighbors #hampster bawl #that’s right we’re back on HB POSTING #tiny boy baby tiny eheheeheeehe #so smol #this started as ‘it’s just gonna be a quick sketch’ hence the messy lineart but then oh now we need to do color now lighting oh ok can I #can I get some anti-adhd juice PLEASE #plsssss #my post #my art

[good-beans]

Break time 😮‍💨

#im really happy with the progress on this essay but its also killing me a bit asdfvds #my body is still struggling and my head feels like its going to burst from pressure :(( #if i could think properly i think the paper would be much more fun 😅 i really liked this topic #(writing about frankenstein!) #school stuff should all finish up on wednesday and hopefully ill be back to blogging then >:3 #i also have a quick lil fuuta-mikoto fic ive been picking at to post soon but ill need some more brain power to do a final revision lol #thats all just chattin lol #rose rambles

[the-one-who-lambs]

You know what? 186 words in an hour. Better than nothing!

I'm gonna try that Calmly writer once I get home I think c: If I can find a way to get it to link with my google drive so I can keep updating my doc from the app/site it might be an absolute game changer for my adhd

#hannah's rambles #but at the same time I neeeed to look back at my plotting doc so many times ARGH #slow and steady wins the race babes <3 #<- me telling myself that halfway to convince myself that y'all will happily wait a lil longer on the new-content chapters #I want to write narilamb one sided pining already. I need to write lamb obsessing over Artifacts and flower picking. #But brain is looping dreamcatcher's new mini album. #ootd this my fashion shut up no more questions. ootd this my fashion don't you wanna feel it come and ride #wamen.................... im g.ay

[cappydoodle]

they have a gift for you!!

#my arts #oc tag #my ocs #lil wizard #wizard #i needed a pick me up so here's a wizzar :3