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Beard to throat to chest merging 🔥🔥🔥
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redditreceipts · 7 months
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just another tuesday on r/egg_irl
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I know that this is not analysis but just cheap cringe, but I am scrolling the trans subreddits so much and I just have to vent somewhere
sometimes I feel like all "transbians" have some deathly allergy to not behaving like some misogynist neckbeard, like they have to put their male socialization not on blast or they're going to explode
sorry again for making you see this
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wintvies · 2 months
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i’ve recently taken a liking to pretending neck beardy reddit mod.
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mewnikitty · 1 year
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marvelmaniac715 · 30 days
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There is something uniquely devastating about watching someone you grew up with become a neckbeard/alpha male. When I was a toddler, my mother made friends with someone who had a son around my age, so we sort of became friends. I went to their house, I went to the birthday parties, there's pictures and videos of us together throughout the years. I suppose there were early signs - he had tantrums, he liked video games and DC movies - those aren't necessarily bad things - then he got into Fortnite to an insane degree. It came to a head when I was sitting in his room with him, alone, and one of his friends was on a voice chat. He was showing me how to play Fortnite, and I didn't think anything of it because like I said he was an old friend. Then both he and his friend tried to ask me out. I was completely alone, I couldn't ask anyone to get me out immediately because I'd trusted him, so I gave him my best "It's not you, it's me" speech and that seemed to be the end of it. But then he sent me weird messages like "I love you, do you love me?" I clarified that I 'loved' him like a friend, like a BROTHER, and now he doesn't text me anymore. Now his WhatsApp story is filled with pictures of the live action Joker, and black and white TikToks of lions and wolves with 'inspirational' alpha male quotes. I knew he was gone for good when he started posting about Andrew Tate and how all women are the same. I'd seen people like him online, but I never thought a childhood friend would become someone I actively despise. He's rude to his parents and he's just overall foul, and to be honest I'm heartbroken.
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silliestcreature196 · 21 days
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I really feel like we should work more on destigmatizing male virginity, ESPECIALLY when it comes to casting assumptions about their virginity, based on appearance, and the judgements that follow in the aftermath. The conventional idea of the "normal guy" is already off-putting to me (See: fuckhungry poonhounds who have been chasing tail since before they could drink). So why would you make ANOTHER disgusting stereotype for people who are the total antithesis? There's two sides to this. If you're a (normally overwhelmingly cis) guy, and you've entered your 20s without losing your V-Card, then you're cleeeaaarly a "smelly toxic hairy disgusting fatass incel neckbeard" (we'll get to that) who doesn't deseeeerve a woman's touch. (also presumptuous) And on the other side of it, if you're a guy and you aren't the epitome of conventional attractiveness? If you have a double chin? Don't lift every day? Have even slightly unkempt hair? Don't have even facial hair distribution? Don't have some bullshit white collar job? Then you're "probably one of those mouth-breathing D&D-playing cellar dwelling turbovirgins". And buddy, can I ever fucking tell you that these people are among the NICEST people I've ever actually met? The closest friends I have IRL all fit varying bills of the "Loser Male Virgin" stereotypes to a T. And they are genuinely charming, endearing, kind, and funny people. So for the love of God please give these people a break. Am I asking you to go to your local 40K shop and give the closest person you find a sympathy fuck? No. Absolutely not. I'm saying stop judging these people so utterly relentlessly.
If you want people to take your "body positivity" attitudes seriously, then be normal about these guys. Even the weird ones. Stop looking at them as if they're fucking Tighten from Megamind. I will slap you with a rolled up gorilla.
Do better.
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maxbruiser · 1 year
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For all my lovelies ✨
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birdiejett · 24 days
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“A king of Waste is still a king”
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kelpieice · 8 months
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Anyone Aware of the Jelsa Hater with a Jack Frost Hate Boner?
I was browsing Deviant Art out of boredom, stumbled on this guy with a massive Jelsa hate boner. Seriously, this guy is ridiculous on his hatred for a crack ship and acts like he is pissed Jack Frost didn't build him a snow man and Elsa didn't invite him to a tea party.
His whole deviant art is just cringe work and demonizing Jack Frost because Jelsa is a very popular crack ship. Kinda gives me incel and neck beard vibes...but instead of picking a fight against a real person over a "milady" he is fighting against a fictional/folklore seasonal character.
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hairychestloversblog · 4 months
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What a beautiful place to lay your head 😊😊
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snowutau · 1 month
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I do not regret making this in the slightest
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zombiezonurlawn · 5 months
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Sketchbook tour pt. 3
Content warning for tasteful n#dity. Ocs. Neckbeards.
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edibleotaku-blog · 1 year
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"You are impossibly creepy and cringe…your skin is pale and sweaty…your eyes change colors in your mind…and you sometimes speak like you are from an anime"
"….."
"You only drink mountain dew and eat cheetos… you barely go out in the sunlight"
(Silence)
"How… how long have you been a brony…?
"Awhile…."
"I know what you are"
"Say it… out loud"
(Trembling) "A incel neckbeard"
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alarminglybad · 10 months
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He must be fun at parties
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ancient-rome-au · 2 years
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Did Nero post this?
[source][Wikipedia: Peter Cooper]
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