Jisung: If you had to choose between me being dead and 127 million gold bars what would you choose?
Chenle: The gold.
Jisung: But- But I'll be dead!
Chenle: And you will have the grandest funeral in the history of mankind, what's your point?
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Why is this a conversation I can picture with Haechan lmao (Haechan being the blue one)
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The comeback and the repackage be like:
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nct bios!locs
eu i o hyuck esperando o comeback do michael jackson.
renjun líder supremo da coreia do norte.
hendery i eu assistindo homem aranha em full hd 4k dublado no xvideos.
o yuta tá comendo as meninas MAS CONTINUA SENDO O MEU MARIDO e cadê o seu TA ONDE FOFOQUEIRA?
chenle i eu dividindo almoço no refeitorio do presido dps de mandar nctzen smt
🚨 grave : na jaemin tem 97 doenças mentais e está banido da maioria dos espaços públicos por cantar ottoke ottoke.
2yang : nossa mas esse xxxtentacion nao lança álbum não?
para de chorar yukhei, so tá tocando justin bieber q saco
ten i eu dançando mc pipokinha.
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This is what I imagine Taeyong had to do to SM to get artistic control of his solo debut
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Mark: When you said the words 'magic' and 'bed' in the same sentence I was worried this was going to be a threesome.
Taeyong, positively enraptured and boba eyed: Shhh
Kun with a flourish: Is this your card?
Taeyong: It is!!!
Mark: Guys weren't we supposed to be doing leader-y things?
Kun: Stop ruining my moment!
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