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*over coms on a mission*
Clint: Belova, you put the ‘ass’ in assassin
Yelena: You are married, Barton
Clint: I meant that as an insult
Yelena: I have to tell Laura, we are friends. This is wildly inappropriate. I have a fabulous rear, but it is not for you to comment
Nat: There’s two asses in assassin because you’re both pains in mine!
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quietlyimplode · 1 year
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“You said you were okay,”
(Nat/Steve)
@natandwandaseries <3 thanks legend - brilliant prompt. (For those who sent the others in ty I will get round to them at some point) (send in the first sentence and I’ll write some more.)
“You said you were okay,” Natasha’s eyes are accusing as Steve breathes heavily.
“Yeah well, I’m doing what you do,” he half smiles back.
Natasha’s look is harsh, as she frowns and almost growls as she holds the towel to his abdomen.
“Ow, hey.”
“No. You do not get to do that, you do not get to get hurt, and not say anything,” she admonishes.
“Clint tell you that?” he asks, trying to make the moment lighter. “It sounds like his words, more than yours.”
She seems to acknowledge his attempt, and ducks her head.
“Maybe.”
There’s a moment of silence before Tony drops down and looks at the gash.
“The shield hit me wrong,” Steve tells him, biting his lip.
Tony nods and picks him up bridal style.
“Off to medical we go, you got clean up?”
Natasha nods, and picks up the offending Shield.
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wandaisfierce · 1 year
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10 fandoms, 10 characters, 10 tags.
I was tagged by @omgatalkingtoaster Thank you!
1. Wanda Maximoff - MCU
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2. Morticia Addams - The Addams Family
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3. Anya - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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4. Meg - Supernatural
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5. Deanna Troi - Star Trek
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6. Dryden Vos - Star Wars
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7. Lorelai Gilmore - The Gilmore Girls
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8. Brian Kinney - Queer as Folk
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9. Dana Scully - The X-Files
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10. Gabrielle - Xena: Warrior Princess
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I am tagging @justanothermarvelgirl @argonaughtt @missmarvelobsession @natandwandaseries @ghosthelwig and anyone else who’d like in on this!
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wandaalianova · 2 years
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@natandwandaseries i’ve been meaning to make edits inspired by your series so i’m glad this kinda turned out! i hope you like it :)
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Me and the Natasha and Wanda series from @natandwandaseries
Escaping the cruelties of life with this story 😅😅😭
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widowsthings · 3 years
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Yelena: (enthusiastically) Good news! Your favourite sister has come to have dinner with you.
Natasha: (sarcastically) What an honour. But who told you that you are my favourite sister?
Yelena: (seriously) Well, I am the only one called sister by you. So, I think I am; since day one.
Natasha: (in a flat voice) You really think you have been my sister since day one?
Yelena: (trying to mask her sadness) I, I, I think there might be a mission where I am required, I’ll go to Fury and Steve. Nothing, nothing illegal.
Natasha: (taking her hand and smiling to her) It’s since day three actually.
Inspired by this mini fic I love  https://natandwandaseries.tumblr.com/post/636539691756290048/yelena  by @natandwandaseries
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natandwandaseries · 1 year
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Nat, Yelena, and Clint
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natandwandaseries · 2 years
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natandwandaseries · 3 days
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“How did we end up here?” Clint asks, tying off his wound with a ripped sheet.
“You don’t remember?” Natasha looks up from her own triage, alarmed.
“No, I do,”
“We took rode a motorcycle through the streets for ten miles until we reached a train, hopped on a freight car, rode that for two hours, then jumped off at the first major terminal, walked for fifteen minutes,”
“I mean, here, in general. In this situation.”
“Oh. We are both trained assassins atoning for our sins by joining a secret government organization. Are you sure you’re feeling okay?”
“Great. Thanks.”
“But if you mean how we came to be assassins, I’d say we played the best we could with the hand we were dealt.”
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natandwandaseries · 2 years
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Yelena would send this in the team group chat:
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(I did not make this meme, full credit to whoever did)
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natandwandaseries · 4 months
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Nat: What are you doing?
Yelena: Why do you ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to?
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natandwandaseries · 8 months
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This Ken’s job is just arrows
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This Barbie’s job is keeping everyone alive:
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natandwandaseries · 4 months
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*Natasha walking into the apartment*
Nat: Why is there a tree with a bird in it in my living room?
Yelena: It’s a partridge in a pear tree
Nat: Get it out of my apartment
Yelena, texting Wanda: Nix the turtledoves, double the rings
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natandwandaseries · 2 months
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natandwandaseries · 14 days
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*Paparazzi hiring Nat lookalikes to fuel the conspiracy theories that she is dead or in a coma, taking a page out of the March 2024 Princess Kate scandal playbook*
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natandwandaseries · 2 months
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Yelena Valentine’s post caption: Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who gets me up in the morning, the kindest, bravest, most badass person I know. There is no one else I’d rather spend every day with. Thank you for being you, and all you do
Natasha’s Comment: This is literally just a bunch of selfies????
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