#nat’s noodles

[abraxos-and-ataraxia]

The weather rn matches my blog aesthetic

#about to rain :) #hella windy it’s my fave weather #the waves just keep getting bigger I hope there’s a lil splash of lightning #good time to edit that draft but...bleh #I’m just suffering from that niggling thought that this chapter stinks and I should rewrite it #nat’s noodles

[oreomonsterhunter]

I see what you’re doing, @mochiofbusan 🧐Complimenting my work will absolutely get me to finish the Princess wip before I turn 100

#nat’s noodles #precious moots #kat 💚 #like all ff writers I am a sucker for comments and tags #writer’s catnip let’s all be honest here

[highlifeboat]

Piper "I haven't slept in 96 hours and live off sugar, noodles, and cola" Wright.

#miss girl i beg you to drink some water #piper wright #my art #fallout 4 #she's gonna love Nuka World #her and nat been surviving off noodles for like 6 years

[quiveringdeer]

I've been trynna not buy too many new groceries and eat up what I have in the house but now I gotta go to the store for butter and it's gonna be hard not to randomly buy other stuff 😩

and like I don't even know what to make with this random bit of couscous and quinoa that I've been schlepping through move after move, not even sure where I got it from cause I sure didn't buy it myself 😅

#nat rants #i could make a chicken and broccoli dish with them im sure #but dont even wanna take the time to look up recipes #and kinda saving my last bit of chicken thighs in the freezer but maybe should defrost them #i really wanna buy a family stoffers lasagna to use as meals tonight and over weekend 👀 #even tho i have elbow noodles and pasta sauce which is basically the same flavor wise... 😩

[gachaparadise]

eheh ^w^ finally got my first beetle clear in the SimU :)!!! only level one but i'm sooo happy. with how bad it beat my ass when it released being able to take my really poorly considered team and beat it felt sooooo good.

Also!!! i did a couple of celebratory 10 rolls and i got Lynx! two of her even! (i also got 2 hooks but let's not talk about those)

#pity is up to 50 now so i gotta remember to factor that into my calculations in future -w-) #i gotta check my pity in GI to... see if i can weasel my way closer to that second guarantee #anyway! beetles!! i was just doing to run to test out Dh now that I finally got a 4th artifact for him #and i still haven't figured out my team so i just... slapped Bladie in there #so it was basically 3 good built characters (fire mc + Nat + DH) and Bladie just. hitting like a wet noodle because i dunno how to use him #so. it was very satisfying winning with this team because it was very bad. we only won because DH is so damn good. #feel good. i built him well so far :) even if he is only 80% done #and Lynx!! so so happy about her. i don't know how to use Shielders so. i need a second healer for the forgotten hall and such #and having an extra quantum character can't hurt ehe~ #i... ran out of lightcone levelling mats so i think i'm just gonna use all my resin for golden calx runs for a couple day. stock up #post: pull #post: misc #game: honkai sr

[scoobhead]

they put noodle in a tumblr ad. i think nona would be proud

#the locked tomb #tlt #nona the ninth #ntn #ntn spoilers #noodle #nat og

[c4tto626]

incredibly funny that my rogue can be level 20, one-hit kill almost anything out of stealth and have fought and won against a god and still do exactly 0 damage with a punch lmao

#this character once punched a friend as a half joke #and rolled a nat 20 #for a great crit of also 0 damage lol #8 str noodle arms lol #c4.exe #dnd

[darewolfcreates]

My d&d party picked up so many pets/companions in our campaign I made the party into Pokemon trainers.

#d&d #pokemon #fanart #d&d art #my art #pokemon art #pokemon fanart #my party took on the campain: tomb of anyaliation. it took us like 2 years just becuse of how long to campain was and scedualing conflicts.. #BUT WE DID IT. #my dm hated all our pets. too much action economy in battle. #we also all got possesed by the spirits of what were essntolloy x gods. #i was the first becuse i was trying to steal a staff of the attor and pocket it in the bag of holding without touching it but i rolled a nat #1... i had my spirit for the longest and so we developed a pretty decent relationship by end game. they came a long way from distrusting the #spirit entirely and refuseing their help to battling along side them #my dads spirit got terified of my dad after we used a shild of rust to dust the object that was holding one of the other spirits. just like: #keep that thing away from me! my dad: i will consider it if you allow me to take some risks once and awhile... deal... #meanwhile my brother got his spirit in the last sesshion we played. he knew what was happeneing and just touched the instrument the spirit #was in and went: wellcome to my brain dont mind the mess. you will be responsible to washing your own dishes. brakefast is at 7. #my pets/companions incuded: a sentient baby doll who wanted upsies and is now my adopted child‚ the hadrasaur the party bought at the start #of the adventure‚ MOA the snake spirit‚a lizard that had recently been given sentience‚ and my pride and joy Noodle the Kamadan i found her #eating out of our bag of holding that had over 200 rations in it from all the hunting we did and all the stuff that kept attacking us. she #was still a juvinial so i adoped the heck out of her i love noodle so much (all her snake heads have noodle names like: ramen‚ lasagna‚ etc. #my brother had: a spinasaurs he tamed‚ the spirit of a kamadan‚ and half a stuffed monkey straped to a unicycle #my dad had by far the most pets/ companions he had: a steel deffender he made in the shape of a large volosoraptor‚ a flying monkey‚ the 3 #flying snakes i tamed with animal friendship but ended up bonding with my dad becuse there was a forge in the stoumac of his steel defender #makeing its mounth a nice warm bed...‚ the spirit of a drop bear who was cowardly as all heck‚ and a sentient voodoo doll #this whole thing was rediculous as all heck to do like: what ledgendary looks most like a koala: redgie steel or heatran... #but my god was it fun to draw xD #my class was a cleric so as the only 'magic' magic party memeber i made their pokemon class a phycic‚ my brother was a barbarian and i made #his pokemon class a black belt‚ and my dad was an artificer so i made his pokemon class an engineer

[snooziangel]

yo mutuals what’s ur favorite season and ur favorite meal to eat in that season?

#mine is fall & butter noodles w/ mozzarella :3 #i wnana hear urs please 🙏 #tag games #nats calla lilies

[tellerluna-stories]

veneration.

PAIRING: scaramouche x reader

GENRE: canon-compliant. belligerent romantic tension, flirting but not quite flirting, the trope of helping the other get ready for an important event.

TW/CW: slight spoilers for 3.2 archon quest (although it was literally revealed in the livestream so idk if it counts as spoilers).

A/N: boo, I'm alive (sort of.) I can't believe I'm writing for emo pinocchio, much less simping for him (yes, @x-zho and @byeol-ssi you read that correctly),,,, but HEY IF THIS DRABBLE GETS ME OUTTA BURNOUT DEPRESSION Y NAT COCONUT

"How fares your one follower, Lord Harbinger?"

The Balladeer pauses in the middle of what he's doing, a tangle of energy tubes falling around his ankles like an undignified noodle dish. Your voice is carefully, perfectly even, your eyes steadily fixed on your book as if nothing was the matter.

"Haypasia? Well, she's the first of many to come, so of course she is someone of great prestige in my eyes."

He enjoys the faint flicker in your eyes, choking back a taunting smile as your grip tightens on your book. To say that he held affection for you would be staunchly denied, but there was nothing Scaramouche delighted in more than to wear your nerves out.

"As she should be. Never forget the service she has done you, sir."

"And what of the service you owe me?" He retorts. "I don't recall summoning you here just so you could sit and recite pretty words to me while I do all the work."

An exasperated sigh and a slight rustle as you get up from your chair, followed by the echoing sound of your footsteps as you began climbing the stairs to the head of his soon-to-be divine vessel. "I had assumed that you wouldn't want my assistance until I was called for."

"I'm sure Haypasia would have willingly volunteered to assist me." Scaramouche remarks idly, tracing a finger along the polished metal. "When it comes to loyalty to me, I'm sure that that girl is second to none."

Silence, just as expected. Your face is pristinely neutral when you reach the top of the stairs and place the book on the floor, but he knows better; he knows how the blood surges in your veins in not-quite-jealousy, how the air catches in your throat at the thought of someone being better devoted to him.

Up until now, the Balladeer had had a hard time finding an edge over your nonchalant nature, with any sharp jabs left blithely ignored or rebutted, with no room for nonsense— for out of all the people who dared test their bravery by working with him, you were one of the few who had remained mostly unaffected by his short temper.

But with a certain researcher in the equation, it seems that he had a new — and most entertaining — way to push your buttons.

"You shouldn't have tangled up the tethers like this, sir." You kneel down to untangle the mess of cables at his already-tethered feet, your hair falling forward to conceal your face. "The Doctor would not be pleased if something were to malfunction tomorrow due to something as minor as this."

He stands stock-still as your hands trace along the length of his arm, searching for where to attach the cables to his wrists and shoulders, your fingertips brushing against his back as you check for any loosened tethers; to an outsider, it would seem that you were merely performing the duties of a faithful assistant. But every move and word was choreographed, designed to bring out your true intentions under the guise of professionalism.

"Tell me," The Balladeer asks, a taunting lilt to his voice. "What sort of book are you reading that distracts you from my glory?"

"Just something I picked up in the Grand Bazaar." You reply, and soft hands brush against the sides of his neck, reaching to safely tether him to his vessel. "A book of short essays and poetry, written by some obscure but well-read author."

"What sort of poetry?" Scaramouche keeps his gaze locked on yours, pretending to be unaffected by the way your arms enclosed the air around him, the close proximity between the two of you. The fun part of the game was to never reveal your hand of cards, after all.

"The usual; some about life, or loss. The seasons, and some about places the author had been to." Your eyes briefly flicker to meet his. "Love poems, too."

He cannot help but smirk, knowing full well at what you were playing at; the two of you had an unspoken agreement, a mutual push and pull as you aimed to tear each other's heartstrings out and have the other dancing in the palm of their hand. "Care to recite one, then? I'd like to see if you can actually spew pleasant words for once."

"If that is what the Lord Harbinger wishes," was your response, your gaze drifting away to focus on adjusting the tethers on his hands and wrists one last time. "There is one piece that I particularly enjoy; allow me to retrieve my book so that I may read that to you."

You were clever— he had to admit as much. This very well could have been your plan all along, to grab his attention with a book that you were certain would make an impression on him; he would not put it past you to have made such a bold plan.

But since the Balladeer was soon to achieve his lifelong goal, he was feeling generous tonight— he would indulge your little schemes for today, just this once.

"Ah, here it is." You straighten up, the pages rustling as you flip to the correct page. "This essay is rather long, but this particular excerpt is my favourite."

Scaramouche watches as you begin to pace back and forth aimlessly, your lips parting to take a deep breath in preparation... and he waits. He waits for the next move in the chess game, for his turn to come.

"Look up to the stars, and remember the light in my eyes." One finger traces idly along the page, your eyes following it intently as if to bore a hole through the paper. "Look to the east, the rosy dawn, and think of my lips, sweetened with the honey of memories with you."

"But furthermore, evermore, I beg of you, my darling..." Your feet shift to wander towards him, stepping closer and closer till you were only a few paces away from where he stood.

"...Look at me and only me forevermore." You recited, tilting his head upwards with the edge of your book, your warm breath fanning his cheeks as you leaned ever-closer. "Are these the sort of words you'd like to hear from me, Lord Harbinger?"

"Hah." A chuckle escapes his mouth before he can stop himself— really, truly, this was all too entertaining! "That all depends on what I am to you."

"What I am to you is the same as what you are to me." For the first time that evening you smiled, a mirror of the same smile he had now; the air of both challenge and taunt hidden behind the guise of a pleasant expression. "I wish you good luck on your promotion tomorrow, Lord Harbinger."

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[abraxos-and-ataraxia]

Might actually manage to write something today

#I’m also desperate for interaction so feel free to drop into my ask box #I’d love to chat 🥺 #stuck alone for a few days because of a covid scare and now I’m afraid to go out so.....here we are. on tumblr again. what’s new #nat’s noodles

[oreomonsterhunter]

Heya :) an update

So.  If you’ve been around for a while, you know that this blog definitely isn’t what it once was.  And while some of that is due to life changes (moving across the world twice in one year will do that to you), some of it is just that kpop isn’t my lifeline anymore.  And while I love the content, the friends I’ve met, and the opportunity to start writing fanfic, I’m officially decommissioning this blog as a kpop space.  I don’t think I’ll ever write for any of the groups again.  I don’t even know if I’ll be active on this blog.  But I guess I wanted to let all of my moots know that I’m just gonna be Natalie here.  Probably just as inactive as I’ve been lately, but with less stress about curating posts lol

and now for a shameless self plug for my sideblog @abraxos-and-ataraxia if you’re into the acotar fandom​

TLDR if you’re following me for updates on fics, don’t wait up ✌️

#nat's noodles

[scarletts-scribbles]

Spice Up Your Life

⁀➷ Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader

⁀➷ Notes: Just a small idea I thought could be really cute :) If anyone has requests/ideas please send em over!

⁀➷ Summary: Natasha admits to you that she never really learnt how to cook, luckily you're more than happy to teach her.

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Natasha knew you were cooking from the moment she’d gotten home. The smell of oil and fresh vegetables hung in the air, wrapping her in a sweet aroma, as she hung up her coat Nathan couldn’t help but smile to herself as she made out your low humming coming from the kitchen. A slow happy tune gracing your lips.

She loved coming home to you cooking. Not only was it something you enjoyed but you always made something delicious for her and she was always beyond grateful.

Truth be told, she was a little jealous of your culinary skills. Sometimes the redhead would just linger at the kitchen door, leaning on the wooden frame whilst she watched you effortlessly guide a knife to chop ingredients or she’d come to your side and help you plate your meals. It was somewhat enchanting to her to see you in your element.

Tonight was no different. Natasha finished taking off her coat and slid off her boats, placing them on the small rack by the front door before making her way to the kitchen.

She couldn't resist the urge to sneak up behind you, wrapping her arms around your waist and resting her chin on your shoulder. "What's on the menu tonight?" she inquired, her voice filled with genuine curiosity.

“Well let’s see, I’ve got some fresh peppers from the market and we’ve got those left over noodles.” You explained as you continued to dice up a garlic glove, “I was thinking maybe a stir-fry, how does that sound?”

“Stir-fry sounds amazing.” She smiled and planted a soft kiss on your cheek and peered over at the ingredients. Nat pursed her lips for a moment before stepping back to admire how you navigated the kitchen so easily.

“So.” Natasha began but paused for a moment, causing you to stop and look back at her. She seemed to be blushing a little, her cheeks a darker red, “How do you know how to prepare everything so well? You do it so easily, I’ve never been able to do anything like this.” She mumbled quietly, her gaze not quite meeting your eyes. It was something you’d learnt that she did when she was embarrassed, “I never learnt how…”

You chuckled softly, turning to face Natasha, "Well, it's just something I picked up over the years. Trial and error, you know?" You noticed her hesitancy and added, "But if you want, I'd be more than happy to teach you some tricks?”

Natasha smiled widely, unable to stop the corners of her lips curling up, her eyes seemingly sparkled with excitement. “You’d do that?”

You turned to face her, surprised but amused. "Of course darling, it's never too late to start learning. How about you help me finish making this? I'll teach you the ropes as we go.” You smiled, washing off your knife before offering it out to her.

Natasha raised an eyebrow, a playful glint in her eyes. "Are you sure you want to risk it? I might burn the kitchen down."

“Well it’s lucky that I live with a very strong Avenger who can elegantly carry me to safety, isn’t it?”

Natasha muffled a giggle, shaking her head a little as she kissed your cheek. You returned the gesture softly before guiding her towards the cutting board, you handed Natasha an orange pepper. "Here, hold the pepper like this, and let's start with a simple chop." Your hands gently covered hers, guiding her hands gently with the knife, slicing through the vegetable as you demonstrated, “See? You've got this."

As Natasha started to chop the pepper with your guidance, she couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. "I might not be as smooth as you, but I’ve love to cook for you sometime - only once I get a little better of course, wouldn’t want to poison you.”

You chuckled, nudging her playfully with your hips, “I think I’d love that Natty.” With a wink, you handed her a pan, showing her how to heat it up and explaining the order of ingredients and how to know when each one was ready. It didn’t take long to explain your seasonings either, she was so eager to take it all on. “We could make this a regular thing if you’d like? Start making meals together from now on?”

Natasha's eyes lit up with excitement. "I'd like that very much," she replied, a genuine warmth in her voice. As you both continued to cook together, the kitchen filled with laughter and the sizzling sounds of the oil. It was the beginning of a new tradition, where the joy of cooking intertwined with the joy of being together and you couldn’t be more proud of the progress she’d made.

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[quiveringdeer]

MY BABY IS A BRILLIANT HAND TO HAND COMBATANT!!! I KNEW IT!! 🥹🥹🥹

#suguru geto #nat liveblogs jjk #also never buying top ramen again the noodles get all soggy blech #maru chan it is #unless this is my hyperfixation on a food wearing off again :/

[b1ackoutartist]

Culinary troubles

Y/N pushed the door open, her keys jingling as she tossed them onto the small table by the entrance. The familiar comfort of home embraced her, but something was amiss. A peculiar scent wafted through the air, one that didn't quite belong in the cozy apartment she shared with Natasha.

"Nat?" Y/N called out, her voice laced with curiosity. She hung her coat and ventured further inside, the smell growing stronger, oddly reminiscent of... charred food?

In the kitchen, she found Natasha Romanoff, her girlfriend in both life and love, standing amidst a culinary catastrophe. The stove was a mess, pots and pans lay abandoned, and in the midst of it all, Natasha looked both sheepish and slightly amused.

Y/N couldn't help but laugh. "Nat, what happened here? It looks like a war zone."

Natasha turned, her green eyes twinkling with a mix of embarrassment and defiance. "I may have underestimated the complexity of cooking noodles."

"Cooking...noodles?" Y/N echoed incredulously, stepping closer.

"How do you burn noodles?"

"It's a talent," Natasha replied dryly, gesturing towards a pot that contained what used to be pasta, now an unrecognizable charred mass.Y/N peered into the pot, her eyebrows raised in disbelief.

"This was pasta? Really, Nat, I thought you were a master of all trades."

"I'm a master spy, not a master chef," Natasha countered, her lips curving into a smile.

Y/N leaned against the counter, her amusement clear. "I see that now. So, what was the plan? Romantic dinner?"

Natasha sighed, leaning back against the opposite counter, facing Y/N. "I wanted to surprise you. You've been working so hard lately, and I thought a nice dinner might be... well, nice."

Y/N's heart warmed at the sentiment. She crossed the kitchen, taking Natasha's hands in hers. "It's the thought that counts, right? But maybe next time, we stick to something you can't burn."

"Like what? Peanut butter and jelly sandiwches?" Natasha teased.

"Exactly. PJ sandwiches are safe. PJ sandwiches are our friends," Y/N joked, pulling Natasha into a hug.

Natasha wrapped her arms around Y/N, resting her head on her shoulder. "I'm sorry about the mess. And the lack of dinner."

"Don't be," Y/N reassured her. "This is going to be a great story to tell. 'The day Natasha Romanoff burned water.'"

Natasha chuckled, the sound muffled against Y/N's shoulder. "I'll never live this down, will I?"

"Not a chance," Y/N grinned, pulling back to look into Natasha's eyes. "But that's okay. It's these little moments that make life with you so interesting."

#Not gonna lie my friend actually managed to do that #Idk how tho it was... Interesting #Anyways #natasha romanoff x reader #black widow x reader #natasha romanoff #marvel #black widow #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanov #OK byeeeeee

[crushedsweets]

i am so so sorry for the sheer amount of headcanons i'm making you crank out, HOWEVER... i am so curious as to if you have any headcanons for nina and natalie as a duo. i love the way you perceive them and write them it genuinely makes me so happy

i had to doodle them . ok. lets go..

nat was one of the first people nina met from jeff, since she and jeff lived in the barn together.

nina thought nat was a lesbian when they first met . that is literally the only reason why she wasnt mad jeff was living with a woman.

although nina was like, one of the ONLY people to notice toby/nat tension and was sooo heartbroken when she realized they were never getting together..... but then was relieved they didnt get together when she got over jeff because 'well i can't be the only single one!'

again, natalie grew up with 0 girl friends, only hung out with her brother and boys. even after meeting the creeps, theyre still mostly guys. so she's just kinda really awkward and weird around girls. not in a like, 'oh girls r so annoying' way but like... she just doesnt know how to fit in. she just feels so different in the worst possible way and always has.

and nina is very girly, outgoing, touchy, friendly, cute, etc. so it was very like UMMM?!? idk. natalie kept snapping at her, assuming she was fake and weird and just trying to get something from nat, but nina was so persistent and just. friendly. it started making natalie feel warm.

nina's presence started to heal natalies inner little girl. she had it stolen from her time and time again, from her dad, her brother, her peers - the operator, too.

so the two are eventually actual friends. they'll text and play mobile phone games together. sometimes they'll just sit on call and nina will be talking her head off while nat does her own thing at home. one time nat was at tobys cabin and nina was talking about toby on speaker and toby walked in and was like 'hey nina' .... nina almost threw up she was so embarrassed.

nina loves visiting nats bar because everyone is always talking to nina and giving her attention and buying her drinks, and at first nat was irritated but it kinda got nat some better tips since the customers started realizing ninas her friend. so nat was pleased. LOL

nat was never the type to go shopping, but she'll follow nina around and sit while nina tries on clothes and carry around all her bags that she buys LOL... ninas made jokes about nat being boyfriend material and nat just flatout says smth about how nina should get over jeff cuz he would never.

nat is friends with jeff but she's oddly comfortable just telling nina that he's a piece of shit. and ninas always like NOOO U DONT GET IT U DONT SEE WHAT I DO and nats always just .. not... impressed..

nina's always inviting nat out to try new foods. nat grew up just eating bread and noodles with butter half the time so it's fun. nina always tries to pay bc 'well i invited you!!!'. sometimes toby tags along but he feels a way abt going in public places..

nina rarely visits jack cuz she has no reason to, but nat is friends with him so sometimes nina pops in and she's always like ^_^ HELLO TALL MYSTERIOUS SLIGHTLY MONSTEROUS MAN... <3... nat smacks the back of her head cuz she's being dumb and drooling over a bunch of rando freaks. ... . ok i love nina and she owes jeff nothing but she is def not loyal LOLLLL AND SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO FAWN OVER EVERYONE she's a fangirl at heart.

they watch a ton of shows together. nina got nat into horror kdrama stuff, but they have to watch in dub cuz nat cant read the subtitles fast enough . . . at first nina cringed but now she doesnt care.

nat's painted/drawn nina several times, and nina almost cries everytime. she's put the drawings up on her wall before but anytime nat's at her apartment, she takes it down bc 'i dont want my art on ur wall stop it' LOL... kinda rude but whatevs.

ugh theyre just so fucking cute guys im sorry i love them . holds them. brushes their hair.

#asks #creeped #natalie ouellette #clockwork creepypasta #creepypasta clockwork #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #nina the killer #nina hopkins #nina the killer headcanons #clockwork headcanons #sweetart #creepypasta art #creepypasta fanart