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bisluthq · 2 years
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Oh cute lol Klossy turned 30 and stunted as she did so like surprised and proud of us that this hasn’t been more of a topic of conversation 🤷🏻‍♀️
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bisluthq · 2 years
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I'm glad karlie sorted the styling issue out because low key she looks hot as fuck now
100%. She looks incredible this year! But that legit was a case of like looking “old” right like she was dressing for a woman in her mid 40s. She’s not looking 19-21 now at all - but she looks thirty and flirty and thriving.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Idk if this makes sense but karlie rn is really giving me "I would so fuck myself" energy like I feel like she's feeling herself ALOT lately
As she should like she’s looking hotter than she has in YEARS lmao like the natural hair brought with it a true Klossaisance.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Tumblr keeps canceling my asks for some reason so idk if you got them, but why do you think karlie wouldn't vibe even a little with any of the other guys we talk about?
1) she’s a nerd and literally none of the other guys are. She wouldn’t vibe with an artsy guy really. Idk what all they’d even talk about.
2) she seems quite traditional in how she approaches gender roles and vibes and that’s not the vibe of any of the other guys really which links back to artsy vibes v nerdy vibes.
3) all of the other guys are too short for her and she reaaaaally wanted a guy who’s taller than her (after she got over wanting that short guy at school to date her and he wouldn’t).
I think she could be gym pals with Jack and maybe with Paul although even there I do think shocked Pikachu would come out and I think her and Joe could sit through an intensely awkward date and then be like “why did any of you guys think this is a good idea????” but like yeah I can’t imagine that.
Karlie’s alternatives would be other tech bros or professional athletes.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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The thing is Karlie isn't a boss bitch no matter how much she tries to sell it. She literally got to where she is by dating someone and I don't think she would've had the same opportunities if she hadn't met him
Well, yeah she would’ve lol because she had a Vision™️ with regards to who she’d marry. If she hadn’t married him, she’d have married another guy who opened doors for her, and she’d never have fucked around Aarika style because she is indeed a bad bitch.
Karlie was a millionaire aged 19 off her own hard work and locked down a promising venture capitalist and stayed with him as he became a billionaire.
Sounds like a boss bitch to me.
Being single and not using the shit available to you doesn’t make you better than people who assess shit realistically and do what needs to happen 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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bisluthq · 2 years
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I mean here's the thing my take on karlie changed after I saw how many girls were inspired by her and wanted to be like her in different ways and that's all connected to her work with kwk or in fashion for example. So I feel like it's unfair to say that she's not aspirational for some people or not held up to a high standard just because she married rich..I find that take wrong too tbh. They're not the same, each of them are inspirational in different ways
Absolutely true! A lot of girls wanna be fashion models like her and she inspires literally hundreds of girls to go into STEM with KWK.
The point is she was silly to say she was into investing before she met Josh 🤦🏻‍♀️
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Here's what karlie said
Kloss, an investor in startups including Reformation, StockX and Therabody, is married to Josh Kushner of Thrive Capital. But similar to Serena Williams and Paris Hilton, celebrities who also married venture capitalists, Kloss said she became interested in funding founders long before she met her husband.
“I love meeting and supporting entrepreneurs to make meaningful impact in the world,” Kloss said. “I typically get involved at an early stage when the company is at a formative point and try to add value beyond just capital, sometimes collaborating on product design or facilitating connections.”
… girl stop lying and say something helpful for other women like “bag the nerd it’s not that hard” 😭😭
Like who’s this serving? Patriarchy.
Who’d my thing serve? Actual women. Because the way women will beat patriarchy on an individual level unless there’s like some kind of revolution is to like play it idk stop this nonsense.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Karlie being Jewish and working for Galiano.......why
🤷🏻‍♀️💀💀
It’s a lot to process but again everyone sucks 🤷🏻‍♀️💀🙃
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bisluthq · 2 years
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She looks MAJOR
https://justkarliekloss.tumblr.com/post/688788868556816384/by-pierre-suugetty-images
I don’t like it 🫣
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It’s too edgy imo for her street style and tbh she’s looking unhealthy at this point.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Okay I miss talking about fashion with you so since the subject of karlies bv photoshoot was brought up, what's your fave pic out of that photoshoot?
I love the whole shoot tbh - it’s very ‘08 vibes and giving baby aliens and like Sasha P heyday!
I think my faves are these:
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bisluthq · 2 years
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so now karlie can’t do things in nyc? y’all are weird lmao
Karlie has to Google Tay Swizzle’s schedule and avoid any and all events with a slight connection. It’s fucked when she sees Gigi or Cara, because those are Tay’s friends. She isn’t allowed to go to public events either.
If she does, she’s baiting Kaylors. Duh. Because Klossy’s life fully revolves around 10K cracked out weirdos.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Nat karlie opening the CJR show made my fucking heart crumble THAT FUCKING ICONIC STRUT, THE SASS, THE PRESENCE..HELP THIS ANNOYING BITCH IS TOO ICONIC. Happy fashion days babes
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CehfnKvjgxh/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Big slay major slay pussy queen boss.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Fashion aside, karlie did fuck her way to the top outside of that world and who knows what she did to actually move up in fashion so..
I hate the judgment inherent to this take soooo much tbh. Like what precisely is wrong with a woman fucking the right people tbh? Like if Karlie did fuck her way to relevance in fashion - she didn’t tbh - good for her? She wasn’t born with a rich mommy and daddy who could help her, so she had to do something tbh? And what exactly is wrong with marrying smart? Why mustn’t she land her billionaire dude?
Also like how can you be a Swiftie and slut shame people dude? It doesn’t compute in my head.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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If she was a legend and wanted in that industry there's no way they would've got rid of her because of her weight
I mean they didn’t “get rid of her” lmao she still walked and was opening and closing and shit and was Oscar’s muse until he died and still is walking today even though she is legit proper old but dude after 22 you used to be a fossil in fashion and you still tbh are unless you are a nepo girl with a big Insta following. Like 15-21 was like modeling prime years 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ after that it was time to get a real job or land a husband.
And like anything over size 0 has only become acceptable recently and again only if you have a big platform or are the diversity hire.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Is karlie considered a gold digger?
I mean she does appear to have wanted to date/marry smart dude but like I don’t see the issue with that. I feel like wanting a secure arrangement where you’re looked after and shit isn’t a bad thing. Amber’s thing is a little bit crappy because 1) she was homewrecking 2) he was her colleague so she was being unprofessional as shit and setting herself up to look bad 3) she then fucked Elon so that’s like a pattern tbh.
But like marrying smart, or having a certain lifestyle in mind for yourself, isn’t a bad thing?
Also with Karlie it’s not like it was a pattern tbh so who knows? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t think she’d ever have married someone who isn’t providing a certain lifestyle but I don’t think she needed a billionaire or a full on Rich Man™️ - she’d have been happy with like a proper successful financier or like top scientist or some shit.
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Well I'm surprised she Said that because her whole rs with the kushners is one big confrontation lmao
Not with arguing though. Like her whole vibe precisely is working through it and playing smart. If she liked arguing she’d have let Seryl help plan the wedding and they’d go to more family functions.
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