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Headcanons for being Jiraiya's sister

the results of staying up late and letting your random side decide what to post on your blog.

★ First off, I just wanna say he thinks you're scary 😭

★ You don't play any games if/when you catch him spying on women.

★ Whenever Tsunade's too tired to whoop his ass, you'll do it for her!!

★ Even if you get onto him about being a perv .. you're his sister so it makes sense you pick up some of those perverted attributes. you hide it very well though because you know very well that jiraiya would not let you live it down 😭

★ You two are pretty distant ngl. But whenever y'all randomly see each-other while walking by you point at him (like that spiderman meme 💀)

★ You met Naruto and sometimes Jiraiya gets a little jelly whenever you treat Naruto like a little brother (and u can't help it, he's too cute)

★ But nah you hit him on the head whenever he pouts like a baby and then give him a lil side–hug

★ YOU TWO CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. jiraiya will say something that sounds oddly sexual and then you two will have the most intense staring contest then proceed to laugh like idiots 😭 especially in tsunade's office, she'll just wait until yall are done with one of those red marks on her head

★ Dinner is so fun. You feel guilty for stealing Naruto's frog wallet but you and jiraiya get drinks or something. You don't even discuss the Akatsuki's whereabouts most of the time, just random stuff.

★ When Naruto's asleep after training you two take a quick cloud–watching break and laugh whenever one looks like a butt or something lmao

★ He's not too protective of you since you can damn well take care of yourself but if someone insults you while you're away he'll slap them for sure.

★ He likes to annoy you.

★ "[name].." he pokes your cheek, examining your peaceful sleeping face to see if it would stir. His favorite passtime is waking you up from your slumber while you two are together. His eyes hold a childish glint in them as your eyebrows subconsciously furrow and your hands, that lay beside you, splay out a little more.

★ He does the same action once again, this time his finger pushing more into your flesh. He gasps a little and retracts his hand as your eyes snap wide open right after as if anticipating for him to poke you again. He's aware of how grouchy you are whenever you're woken up, so he takes a step back and raises his hands in front of himself as if telling you to wait. He definitely wasn't expecting for you to actually wake up. "Hello there, dear sister."

★ You show him no mercy as your eye twiches, and like a monkey reaching for a banana, you jump at him and knock him to the floor, giving the hardest punches you could muster. Your eyes are as red as a demon's and that's not because of your tiredness. "DON'T! WAKE! ME! UP!"

★ yeah my creativity goes wild whenever i imagine things.

★ But anyways, he loves embarrassing you. Like giving you piggy–back rides in public. You hate how Naruto finds it amusing. You growl (which sounds pathetic considering that you're on your brother's back) whenever he laughs.

★ Yeah, you embarrass Jiraiya too. You call him things like Ji–chan or Froggy–boy. Its funny whenever he crosses his arms like a kid and tells you to stop it.

★ He thinks you're cool. You've been through so much with him, from fighting enemies to beating his ass for spying on women, he couldn't ask for a better sister. (He'd never say this out loud.) And that's why he swears on his life that he'd always be there for you until the day he dies :(

★ 8/10 brother. Goofy and annoying but still cool.

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lavenderangeline · 9 months

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She who holds the spirits

TW:NSFW content, mastubation, morning wood lmao MINORS DON'T INTERACT

Chapter 4 A new day, a new training partner

Anna braids her strand of her, back to Yamato which just sat and watched her. She was so beautiful as the morning sun shined on her hair, making it glow like Amber. “Your dreams are wild- just to let you know. With the spirit in me i can see what others dream while i´m also asleep.”, Anna explained calm and not with a bit of judgment in her voice. Getting thrown out of his thoughts, the young mans heart dropped to the floor. He wanted to die, right now, on spot. This was the most embarrasing thing wich ever happened to him. What must she think of him now? Staring on the mattress before him, his thoughts raced. Then he felt a hand on his shoulder, Anna looking at him. She… smiled? “Don´t judge yourself for something that is completly normal of being a human. We are a team now.” Heart racing, looking into her blue eyes with hope. Yamatos mouth went dry, he couldn´t say anything, he couldn´t even think. He mastered every situation, every mission somehow but that? In these situations he was just so unsure and flustered, it was hard to know what was the right thing to do in this situation. She giggled, looking into his black eyes. “You don´t have to say anything. I´m sorry for making you so flustered. Just wanted to be honest with you.” Ruffling his hair she steps back, turning around again and this time Yamato finally notices the massive black tattoo on her back and shoulders. Most of it is covered by her grey top, he´s asking himself what it might be, it looks like an formular for an sealing. The Crescent moon with the little sun in it and the lotus above them on her forehead might have something to do with the sealing. He saw it in the crystal of her forehead in her dragon form. Actually he wanted to get up and ask her but… feeling his dick still poking up won´t help at all. This situation doesn´t feel normal… is he in a Gen- Jutsu? No… that´s not it- it is reality and he doesn´t want to admit it.

Now he is thinking back and forth, what he should do about this “problem” of his, then murmuring to himself: "i think i need some help with that..." "Help? with what?", Anna turns around, eyebrows raised as she looks at him while adjusting her earring. Yet again the blood flows into his cheeks, beside being pumped in his dick. "Well.. eh- nothing! I- I just talked to myself-", he laughs embarrassed. "Mhm-" she forms her lips into one line. "If you say so-" Almost losing himself in the fantasy of her sucking his- No! nonononoooooo-

”May i use your shower?”, his voice is almost desperate- Somehow Annaisha heard something in it that made her heart pump faster, it makes her cheeks slightly pinkish. “Uhm yeah- sure! I´ll give you an towel.” Walking into the Bathroom, she gets out an fresh towel out of the little cabinet by the sink, laying it to the side so he can reach it in the shower. “Do you need something to wasch yourself with?”, She asks, the bathroom walls letting her words echo a bit. “N- No. Just need it wake up you know….” She nods, “Okay!” Then she graps her oil and face massage stone and gets out. “The bath is all yours Yamato”, a kind smile playing around her lips. “Thank you”, kind of relieved, not thinking of it he stands up.

Anna steps out of the bath, yawning, walking up to her bookshelf on the end of her bed to grab a little mirror. Noticing him in the side of her eye, fast she looks away again to stay respectful she even closes her eyes. Yamato dissapears, almost fleeing into the bath, closing the door behind him. Both of the young adults taking a deep breath in and out. Blushing hard and think of the situation they´re in, kindly slapping themselves on the cheek to get something else in their mind. Why out of all the situations that could have happend does it need to be this one? How can it be that they feel attracted to each other that fast? Also why does it need to be physically? Kind of ashamed they both continue what they wanted to do.

Anna sits on the bed, calmly applying her face oil and then begins to follow her facial features and neck line. She sighs. It´s hard to admit to herself that she has an hard time controlling her impulsivness around him. Her pink cheeks change into an deep red. Feeling how her stomach gets warm as she remembers. And in bed, as they just laid there… she got wet by his smell… god- she should get exorcised by a priest! Yes, it is okay to feel that way. But… this man is a superior and also she just knows him for nearly a day, this isn´t some type of onenightstand. Even if it goes that far that she´s being friends with him… she can´t get over the fact that she wants to get railed by this man so bad or it will drive her nuts, going to fuck him instead. Biting her bottom lip and stopping in her movement as she thinks all this- she could´ve sweared she heart a wimper from the bathroom… As much as he tried to stop thinking about it, nothing helped. Well it was clear before but even under the shower he was able to stop his horny thoughts. The cold droplets of water running down his body, one arm leaning on the wall, the other hand running through his wet hair. What had gotten into him? Even tho the cold of the water was some kind of distracting his thoughts always came back of how her touch felt. How it would feel having her hand around his dick? Seeing the lust in her eyes, knowing that she´s crazy for him? God… He wished it would be possible. Looking down on him he´s kinda startled seeing his cock this way- Pulsing so much and so in need of release his veins are showing through is skin, precum comes out, begging to be swallowed by her. He shortly gazes towards the door through the glass of the shower, would it be okay if he…? His hand already touching his cock makes him whine, he hoped that it wasn´t too loud. His gaze goes around the room as he begins, slowly moving his hand up and down. As he sighs from the lust Yamato closes his eyes and grips harder, imagining Annaisha´s lips around his cock, sucking his glans while looking up with these doe eyes. Would she allow him letting him fuck her mouth? Silently moaning, so silent that it´s only his breathing his hand get faster. Massaging his balls, thinking about her hands touching him everywhere. Breaths get quicker. His cheeks are flushed while he gazes down to his cock, almost hypnotized while his imagination runs wild in his mind.

Fantazising about her moans that he heard in his dream making him high in this feeling. Thinking about tasting her, not only her lips but also her pussy. He make out a shape in his mind, wanting to fuck it so hard that she can´t walk after it. Out of her pussy running his thick hot cum and her juice. Making her his own. His muscles tightening as his thoughts go on, getting faster in his movement he´s about to see stars as he comes close to his orgasm. “I want to cum on your face…”, he whispers. He bites in his hand so his moan doesn´t comes out of his throat. Grunting deeply as he peaks his high, spurting all over the place. He leans on the wall with both arms holding him, looking down on his cock while his cum shoots out. “Fuck…” he slowly says in deep raspy voice. Bit dizzy he sees how the water washes the rest of his white cum away. Getting ashamed of himself while he watches. But what could´ve he done different? He wouldn´t get away from her until he meets up with Tsunade for his report. Quickly washing himself, then putting the water out and drying himself. In the towel he can smell her. But now it´s not driving him crazy, it calms him down.

A few hours later Anna and Yamato are on their way to the training ground. First only meeting up with Naruto and Kakashi. Anna is kind of nervous but also relieved they met yesterday. Even tho it wasn´t the best situation. Almost having 10 in the morning they arrive and Naruto is already hyper while waiting. He runs towards them “Captain Yamato! Annaisha there you are! I was waiting for so long now!” Anna giggles by the enthusiasm of this young boy. Only 16 to 17 and that much energy. Damn she would´ve needed that too.

“Good Morning Naruto- Good to see you again.” Anna smiles. She knows that Naruto will annoy her at some point but she likes him so far. Reminding her of herself when she has wayyy too much energy. Yamato just kingly smiling down on them. ”What are we training today?! Ohh boy i can´t wait!”, Narutos eyes are glowing. “Well actually we should wait until Kakashi is here buuuuut because our new team member is here i´ll show her how she can control your chakra. Also you two can train together for a bit. Anna could show what she can do and you Naruto learn how she moves so you two can fight better together.” The suggestion coming from Yamato first takes Narutos ecxitment and then brings it up to the top again. “YES! Lets get going!” “Are you okay with that Anna?”, Yamato looks down to her, her blue doe eyes meeting his. He can see the question building up in her mind. Why does he ask her about her opinion? He´s the captain here and in charge until Kakashi comes up. She answers: “Uhhh yeah! Sure thing!” “Good then let´s train with each other first. Anna show what you got!” She nods happily, walks up to the front of them and explains something first. ”So my chakra element is Water based and i also have Wind chakra. But-” Before explaining further her fist smashes on the ground, letting it break into a huge hole and one big piece of earth lifts up. The crashing is really loud in their ears. Anna doesn´t wait long and kicks her foot against. The rock flys across the training ground, precipitates some trees until it stops after sliding its way through the treeline. Now she looks at it, claps her hands together to get rid of the dirt then looks back to Naruto and Yamato. They both have their mouth wide open and all their colour got washed out of their faces. A slight nervous laughter comes out of Annas mouth. “Ahaha… yeah- I´m pretty strong so i use it to my advantage. I love using Taijutsu. It balances it out because i don´t like using my Ninjutsu that much. Not that i can´t do it it´s just… boring…” Yamato listens to what she´s saying. It could be useful, she can go into ranged and closed combat, by having Nin- and Taijutsu´s. Naruto is already jumping around the red haired woman, begging her to show him how she did it. “Okay, okay- I´ll show you later. Now-” with an blink of an eye she stands behind Naruto, “show me what you got frog boy-” Then throws him right into the waterfall. A loud boom with water splashing coming from the crashing. Anna knows that Naruto isn´t knocked out yet. He jumps right back, rasengan ready to throw on her but she´s too fast, the spirit in her makes it easy to move that way. Naruto crashes his Rasengan into the earth, making the hole even bigger. “Water dragon jutsu!”, Anna already formed he handsigns and a huge water dragon appears out of the little lake, speeding towards Naruto. The young boy sighs annoyed : “of course she forms a dragon…” The watery mass attacks him, he tries to get away, getting a short gaze of the woman who´s attacking him. Her eyes are cold, ice cold in a blue that´s not even natural anymore. Her smirk showing sharp canine teeth. It reminds Naruto of himself, of what they all told him. How is she able to control this power? “Naruto! Don´t get distracted! Com´mon! I know you can do more!”, Anna now yells. Bit surprised that she sounds like a teacher Yamato is watching them. He finds the way Anna encourages Naruto interesting. Does she want that Naruto beats her? Maybe, considering she is stronger than him by being alignet with her powers, which Naruto is just learning to do so. Naruto catching himself, slides down the dragon which just tries to catch the boy with it´s teeth. Biting for him till Naruto is too close to Anna. She breaks the Justu, letting him fall down.

“Shadow clone Jutsu!” Around Anna appear too many Narutos to count. “The classic, i see.” In the corner of her eye she witnesses Naruto landing, already forming another rasengan. “Damn, the boy clearly has no other tactic…” Yamato already told her a little bit about him, but what he definetley told her was about the shadow clones, especially because he´s training with them at the moment. Which is also why they need her to control him.

The shadow clones are about to attack her. Anna throws some kunai, letting her wind chakra flowing through it. The blades seemingly growing larger while they´re flying through most of the shadow clones. “RASENGAN!” Naruto shouts from above her. Reacting fast she forms a ball of water around her. His Rasengan goes right through it. “Shit!”, she says through her teeth. Within seconds she forms her hands into dragonclaws, grabs the Rasengan and catapults it into the distance. Then grabbing Narutos wrist and hulking him on the ground so you hear one of his bones crack. Naruto grunts in pain. Anna directly realizes what she had done, gasps and kneels down to him. Her hands getting normal again, as she pulls him on her lap, healing his wound and his broken rib. ”God, Naruto i am so sorry! I just reacted!” Her hands tremble as the green light of the healing jutsu flows through her fingers. Naruto notices through his blurry vision how upset she is about it. He lowkey grins. “No worries, now i know that i have to train hard to get as strong as you are!” He gives her a thumbs up. Yamato runs towards them. He wasn´t able to see clearly what happend because of the water bubble Anna build around them. “What happend?”, he asks, kinda shocked to see Naruto that way from a, what was at least supposed to be, train fight. “I instinctly reacted and didn´t thought it out….”, Anna silently answers.

Yamato sighs deeply. “At least we know that this way of training with Naruto isn´t the best for you two.” Naruto and Yamato catch Anna sobbing, out of the guilt she feels because she hurt Naruto that bad. It was hard to calm her down, even after Naruto´s ouchies were fixed, only after Naruto huggging her bc he was also pretty much overwhelmed with her reaction she slowly calmed down. They all sat down a tree, taking a short break. “How were you actually able to throw away my Rasengan?”, Naruto asks, lowkey excitment coming through his voice. Out of comfort she bites into an onigiri, sniffing the last tears away. “Well… sniff - i can form my hands into the claws of the dragon, that way i can hold onto things that you normally couldn´t.” She shows her hand wich isn´t holding the food she currently eats. It has little cuts on it, coming from holding the amount of chakra Narutos Rasengan had.

Before Naruto can say something about it, Yamato lightly grips her wrist, getting something out of the bag Anna had when they were on their way to the training ground and then wraps some bandages around it. He says nothing, he´s just… doing it. Naruto looks back and forth between the two. Anna is blushing and watches Yamato wrapping the mull around her hand, even if he doesn´t need too because it´s going to heal in 2 hours- ”You two are acting reeaaalll sus here-”, Narutos statement makes them stop moving and looking at the young boy.” ”Wha- no that´s not whats happening here-”, The captain tries to explain himself, but for that it is too late. “Are you sure about that Tenzo?” Kakashis voice behind his younger friend lets Yamato heart drop. Anna can´t help herself and laughs.

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