Beetlejuice: tonight we're gonna fuck sloppy taco style, babes
Y/N: uh... don't you mean "sloppy toppy"?
Beetlejuice, holding a jar of salsa: what?
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So I went to see Sonic 2 yesterday, and sat at the back near a woman and a maybe six year old kid. No problem so far.
But you know how it used to be a thing that you have to judge whether or not a child has enough of an attention span to sit through a one-and-a-half to two hour movie?
Oh the kid was fine.
But Momma could not stop being on her phone and scrolling through twitter every twenty minutes.
So please, if you are an adult taking a small child to watch a film, if you could check that you also have the capacity to sit through the entire thing, that’d be swell.
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Chicken and bean quesadillas, tomato and rocket salad, cheesy nachos, sour cream, guacamole…..
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Loaded nachos (via Instagram)
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Guacamole Hat - Despicable Me
Story
In the movie Despicable Me there is a scene where Gru and his family go to a Mexican party and Gru eats a Guacamole Hat. The hat is really creative and has a fun concept, so we decided to bring you the recipe for it. The recipe is a bit hard to do, as a little crack in the hat can destroy the whole thing, but here's how it's made!
Nacho ingredients
3 cups fine cornmeal
3 cups wheat flour
2 cups warm water (approximately)
1 tbsp of salt
2 tbsp of smoked paprika
Guacamole Ingredients
1 large ripe avocado
1 chili pepper
1/2 red onion
1 tomato (without skin and seed)
2 tbsp of fresh coriander
Juice of 1 lime
1/2 tbsp of salt
How to make
Mix the wheat flour, fine cornmeal, smoked paprika and salt in a bowl
Add oil, water and mix with your hands until it's no longer sticky
Take a round tin and inside it place a round bowl facing down (to shape the hat)
Cover this entire hat with aluminum foil
Open the dough on a table with the help of a rolling pin and place it over the greased hat-shaped mold
Place in the oven for 90 minutes at 320°F
For the guacamole, just chop the tomato and onions and mix all the ingredients in a small bowl, then spread it around the hat
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