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a little bit of inspo to keep me afloat.
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mean boys who punch me and kill me every day.
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x. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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pete wentz beautiful angel singing voice
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patrick: 🎶💃 nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy 🕺🎶
pete: 🗣️🗣️🗣️ WANS TO HEAAH yOU 🫵. SIIIINNG! ABouT TRAJEDEE!!!!!
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assigning fall out boy with old spice body washes
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of course i had to give patrick the bearglove scent!!! this body wash has a distinct, strange-but-definitely-strong, almost sickeningly sweet, and kind of androgynous citrus top note, while still retaining that quintessential old spice charm.
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andy is mambaking, one of my personal faves!!! definitely an earthy scent. it smells strongly of berries, especially candy green apple and cherry, but an undercurrent of amber and musk keep it masc and husky.
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i decided on nightpanther for joe!!! it's a cool, refreshing scent with what i detect as a deeply pleasant cinnamon under note!! it's masculine without being overpowering or overly macho, and comfortable in its sweetness!!!
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pete is swagger, a silky, smooth scent that oozes 'i'm a famous schmooze.' it smells like grown-up AXE body spray. unlike the sweeter matching swagger shampoo, the body wash swagger also smells a lot like weed stink and B.O. it makes me kinda horny, but it's not everybody's cup of tea, just like pete himself!!!
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'imitation is the sincerest form of flattery'
i worry that everyone can tell that i'm pretending
to be a frankensteinian amalgamation of men
i have loved in hopes that someone, anyone, everyone
will love me back again like i have loved, lusted, worshiped them.
i am afraid that when my suspensions of disbelief snap
that it will not be the plummet that scares everyone off,
but the sound of my screams at the top of my lungs.
- ellie revenge
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me, age 13: wow ryan ross is a genius
me, age 17: wow ryan ross is a genius
my headstone: wow ryan ross is a genius
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'good girl gracias'
super novio, super nova -
i love your face. you love my ova.
emptiness was an unpleasant heaviness;
i am a strawberry milkshake now,
from farm to table, from hand to cow.
you loved me, you love me, you will love me.
calloused hands and swan necks fuck me up -
fret the right worries, make me enough.
kisses and baseball bat misses knock me out.
if the people stare, we'll take the stairs.
you're a flower in my short, red hair.
- ellie revenge
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he just radiates it. honestly.
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watching invincible is so fucked up bc mark is literally my age... he should be on tumblr.
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some important edits.
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pete 'i'm not even that religious' wentz when it's time to talk about whether or not he thinks he's getting into heaven:
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unironic two greatest songs ever and they are right back to back and embedded into each other. beautiful.
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mfw we've gone way too fast for way too long and we were never supposed to make it half this far and i lived so much life, lived so much life I think that g-d is gonna have to kill me twice kill me twice like my name was nikki sixxi woke up in my shoes again, but somewhere you exist singing oops, i did it again i forgot what i was losing my mind about i only wrote this down to make you press rewind and send a message, i was young and a menace woke up on the wrong side of reality and there's a madness that's just coursing right through me and as far as the time, far as the time not sure i'm there yet but i'm certain i've arrived oops, i did it again i forgot what i was losing my mind about i only wrote this down to make you press rewind and send a message i was young and a menace i'm just here flying off the deep end i'm just here to become the best yet i'm just here for the psych assessment i'm just here for the, for the... fall we've gone way too fast for way too long....
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something that i feel gets taken for granted about save rock and roll is that it is, by definition, a comeback album. this was fob's first full length album since 2008 and their first time working all together since 2009. the first song they wrote for it was quite literally 'where did the party go?' this is the album that contains the lyrics 'if heaven's grief brings hell's rain / then i'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday / i know i'm bad news / for just one yesterday / i saved it all for you' and 'oh no, we won't go / 'cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh.' 'miss missing you' is on this album. of course they picked 'the phoenix,' the mascot of rebirth, to kick the album off.
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