old man next to me consoling a fellow marc fan just said “AND you got to see him suggestively dance with a man. so”
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I decided to show my little sister(10yo) tf2 mercs and see her reaction😭😭
She literally sees them for the first time ever, shes never even heard of tf2.
Medic: is he some kind of a scientist? He looks scary. Crazy scientist. Oh wait I see he’s got that emblem- he’s a doctor? He’s a doctor who pretends to heal people but he actually kills and stabs them and keeps their body parts in the basement.
Pyro: he looks.. he works with fire? I see his fire emblem. I think that he’s a firefighter- *swaps to the next image where pyro stands with his flamethrower* oh. That is not firefighter behaviour. I think… I think he sets on fire other people’s homes. Or any other things.
Sniper: Hm. I don’t know. He looks basic. I think that he’s a cowboy. And he kills people. For money.
Demoman: He’s an alcohol fan, he has that bottle in his hand. And he has these grenades on him, does he blow people up?
Scout: he’s ugly. I think that he works as a advertising man, you know that one that stands on the streets and tries to get people into his shop? I think that he also kills people.
Heavy: oh, he looks strong. He looks like if he punches a big rock the rock will break. I think that he also likes to eat. And he kills people.
Spy: he robs banks? He robs banks and he is very rich. He buys expensive suits and stuff. He never takes off his mask so he also never shaves. And he kills people.
Engineer: a builder? I think he likes to build things. He also got that protection helmet.. why does he wear that glove? Is he hiding something in there like Demoman?(talking about his eye) And he kills people.
Soldier: this guy looks strong. I think that he’s the leader. He also got these grenades on him.. he kills people.
i don’t even know what to say.
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Trick or treat!
For the first year ever, I didn't pass out candy, because I was taking my 3yo nephew out trick or treating, so that's the only treat I have
Please imagine a big cheesy smile. He wanted to be "the garbage man!!!” because he loves seeing the garbage trucks and sanitation workers doing their jobs. So they got him a little high vis vest and his dad made him a scooter for a mini recycling can (which is where his candy went into, instead of a bucket).
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Introduced my sister to dungeon meshi. She just found out about Chilchuck Tims
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Hello Tumblr I am proud to present to you all my sister chatting with my idia Shroud bot.
Observe
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My sister told me that me and my boyfriend remind her of a mix of Adam and Lute, and Vaggie and Charlie.
She did not elaborate.
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