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solomonish · 3 years

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Dork Solomon Agenda

You say sexy shady sorcerer I say nerd and love of my life

Solomon is a sad lonely little man why just wants a genuine connection us that so much to ask???

No but seriously like. It's totally fine if you hc Solomon as this man-turned-lowkey-sex-god with a million succubi and more at his whim whenever he wants and would be a tough one to put the ol' ball and chain on like to each their own for sure! But that's not MY hc

(Thats not to say my hc means he doesn't ever engage in casual sex like that and wanting a genuine long term relationship at some point [or finding out thats what you want when you meet someone] are not mutually exclusive yknow)

So like Solomon isn't the type to be short with you or keep you at an arm's length (i mean...u get what I mean. Once you're close enough and all that jazz) or get annoyed by you wanting to be affectionate?? Hello??

He LOVES the little things you do (some on accident tbh). You feeling affectionate today and give him a kiss or three on his face before you leave to go to your separate classes? Adorable, he's fallen in love again. You do that thing where you like.. forget how to walk straight and just accidentally bump into him? No come back he likes being close to you :( He doesn't SAY these things but there's a light, airy laugh he has that gives him away.

If you're ever facetiming he will say "boo!" when you connect instead of just. Greeting you like a normal person.

His fuckin. His devilgram name is monSOLO. My mans is a star wars fan!!! I dont know any of The Discourse bc I'm not super into star wars myself but he has IN DEPTH opinions about the movies. Seriously rivals Levi in this aspect. Please make time for movie nights where you watch the movies together 🥺 especially if you haven't seen them before he'd love to convert you 🥺

Didn't Solomon also have a thing for TSL??? Or am I just imagining it??

I feel like his ideal date would be exploring something new, whether its this new spooky forest or "hey have we been down this alley before? Let's check it out!" but ideal date number TWO is movie night. Even if it isn't Star Wars. He likes to sit on opposite ends of the couch throwing popcorn into each other's mouths (and big candies like peanut m&ms where you both have almost choked before) and maybe a footsie war if he's feeling real devious. Then at some point you grab a blanket and snuggle up to him and you both fall asleep on the couch

Simeon yells at him when you leave because there's popcorn EVERYWHERE

LOVES when you laugh super loud. Idk man he just thinks its great when you have such unbridled joy and then he laughs too 😊 not as loud though he's more of a quiet chuckle kind of guy (most of the time).

Is friends with Asmo so is extremely great at slumber party gossip. Catch him in his pajamas, cross-legged on the floor while clutching a pillow to his chest and listening intently to you rant about the brothers.

"Come here I have a secret to tell you" (blows air in your ear) "okay okay I'm sorry but come here again" (blows air on your neck) "okay okay last time! I actually have something to tell you. Please? Its important...." (kisses ur cheek) "like u a lil bit xo"

Never the type to send "good morning beautiful" or "good night 💞" texts. Instead he'll send you something at 4 am like "the infinite cosmos will eventually swallow whole all familiarity and life as it is now presently known and despite the adaptations humans or demons or angels could make i will still have to adapt and face the world as an alien in the realm I love so dearly. Funny how the strongest of beings bow to the whim of space and time. But sometimes my eternal journey doesn't seem so daunting when I realize that with my everlasting life will be the memory of you no matter how distant and the survival of the vessel you loved...."

And then at lunch that day when the brothers pull you away he'll send you a picture of the lasagna they're serving with "this kinda looks like you? Don't worry I'd still hit it" and then two minutes later "you not the pasta"

Is the type to think randomly "oh damn I love you so much" but has an impressive filter about it. Or he thinks he does until Luke grumbles "ugh get a room thats the fifth time you've seen that since monday" ok, sometimes he has a good filter about it

He can't help it! Sometimes you just say something really smart (or something SPECTACULARLY dumb) or you do something cute like lean on him or smile a specific way or-

Sir.....you're head over heels sir :/

The type who would go to a playground at night with you and just swing on the swings talking about life

Wants to have a secret handshake with you!!

If you're ever on a road trip with just the two of you, you can get him to join in on the terrible singing but he'll be a lot quieter than you

Also will only join in if he isn't driving. If he is and you aren't talking, he's just humming underneath his breath. Will drum on the steering wheel though

Cooking

(Yes, it gets its own section because MAYBE I'm obsessed with the idea of MC teaching Solomon to cook and the food still turning out terrible but at least it isn't a void when MC is helping)

The type to flick water at you every time he washes his hands. Will chase you down just to do it.

"Hey, tilt your head back and open your mouth MC" (proceeds to dump too big a handful of shredded cheese in your mouth)

100% the type to lean over you just to hinder your cooking abilities. Who cares if the sauce splashes he's tiiiired.... you'd let belphie do it :(

Puts a hand on your lower back when he passes behind you. Hopes you'll lean into it/step back and offer him a kiss 🥺

Believes in always having a proper table setting. Prepare for whatever juice they have (or water) in wine glasses if you're having a nice-er meal

Under the assumption that a spell ruined his sense of taste (and not that he's just bad at cooking) he hates spicy food. He can feel the burn but he gets none of the flavor??? Wack. Don't hurt him like that MC. If you do because its hilarious to watch him try to be cool about it he will pout

Gets cheesy aprons. He just likes them.

Will hit you on the top of your head with a whisk to hear the noise it makes

Will buy every kitchen hack tool there is. A ketchup dispenser that looks like a gun? He's got it. A fish that helps you squeeze out the egg yolks? Yes! A dinosaur soup ladle? You bet! Pizza scissors? A tool that makes hard boiled eggs into cubes? Something that's gotta be like 200 years old and no discernable purpose? Absolutely! He wants a hot dog toaster. Do they even have hot dogs in the devildom?

Will sneak bites just because it bothers you

Overall

Look at him. He hasn't had friends in centuries. He's playful!

Look at his DEVILGRAM NAME

His funky little WAND

This is a man who is a huge nerd, thrives off of cliches and just wants to have a good time. So let him! Its mentally exhausting having those pretenses up all the time.

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nommybites · 7 years

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So honestly this woman can just have my firstborn if she wants, bc she deserves it. I finally made it to Duck Duck Goat today, on a date with my hot roommate Sofia. It had been a while since I had had any Chinese food, so the base craving was there, with the added excitement of it being Dame Stephanie Izard’s take on Chinese food.

You know what would be cool? If doctor’s offices and the DMV had waiting rooms like Duck Duck Goat’s cocktail lounge, which is full of jade-colored tile and fancy, potentially-authentic-but-also-potentially-bought-from-Pier-1-because-I-wouldn’t-know-the-difference Chinese artifacts. Anyway, this was a delightful space in which to await my table, and I ordered the ‘Before the Dawn’ - Ketel One Vodka, Blood Orange Liqueur, Ginger Liqueur, Rose Demerara, Lemon, Sea Salt, Activated Charcoal. That ACTIVATED CHARCOAL made this a badass black cocktail and I felt x-tra cool drinking it in my black top and black leather jacket, but that’s beside the point. Honestly, gimme a cocktail with vodka, orange, and ginger and imma like it. Add salt on the rim with that black color and I felt like, a sexy drunk salt miner.

We ordered under the supervision of our appropriately hipster waiter Jerome, complete with round rimmed glasses. First up: shrimp toast. Super finely chopped shrimp with some mayo-y goodness, capers, some lil peppers and hella cilantro, all on top of thick Texas toast. There was an insane almost po’ boy feel to the mayo/shrimp/toast element, but lightened up and acidified with the capers, peppers, and cilantro. So rich and flavorful without being heavy. Move the f over, avocado toast (kidding -- plz never leave).

Next they brought us the dish that turned out to be Sof’s favorite: octopus, cucumber, and peanut salad. Super thinly sliced and of course magnificently tender octopus, wedges of cucumber, peanuts, and some fresh little red chili peppers, scallions, and unsung heroes of salads and sandwiches everywhere, sprouts. I mean, this one was just as crunchy, cool, and fresh as the ingredients indicate - a nice dish to counter the other super rich ones we got.

Second to last was possibly my favorite - sichuan eggplant and goat sausage. It was reminiscent of a sichuan eggplant you’d get at any Chinese joint, but elevated with the gamey goat sausage, some thin shiitake mushrooms, and more of my BFF sprouts. I think I literally said to Sofia, ‘mushrooms are the only things that make me sometimes think I could be a vegetarian.’ They, along with well-done eggplant, are so savory and warming and just ultimate comfort food. Saucy, hearty goodness- I only wish I had some rice to soak up all the yummy sauce.

Finally, a dish my sister insisted I get - duck fried rice with soft-boiled duck egg. Folks, there’s only so much to say about this, because it was simple brilliance. The absolute indulgence that is fried rice, with the addition of duck which, I decided yesterday, is the sexiest protein. We have sexy duck working in tandem with soft egg yolk here, people, so like... I was all hot and bothered. Add some WOOD EAR MUSHROOMS and SNOW PEAS... oh baby. Smoky, savory, crispy, crunchy, soft, eggy MAGIC. #sexrice

Jerome tempted us by offering a dessert menu, but I had big plans to roll home to my pint of birthday cake halo top. So we accepted our PERFECT almond butter cookies (another dark horse in the cookie field, almond cookies. Only wish I had a cup of coffee to accompany).

Steph, never leave me?

#duck duck goat #stephanie izard #chicago #chicago restaurants

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