#my saltt

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

If I could have my way we would have Guardsman Saltt Biche, who is the imperiums most wondrous poster boy. Captain America style. Full on deepthroating the boot and butchering bad guys and freaks who are freaks because they aren’t human. Tyranids, Drukhari and Chaos have fallen to his mighty might. He has escaped from craft worlds and tomb worlds, and survived bloody but unbroken after all his comrades died on countless occasions. Finally the grizzled soldier is given the chance of a billion lifetimes; an audience with his beloved and beautiful god, the badass muscle man of gold, the Emperor! The months leading up to the day are filled with such zealous excitement and creamy religious ecstasy that even the daemons don’t approach his ship mid transit. At last the day comes. He is lead through the revered halls, to the chamber, and even permitted to gaze upon the royal form. His response is instant.

“Ew… what the hell is that? You guys knows there’s like. Some kind of shriveled alien skeleton in here?

A nearby Custodian died of violent stroke, while the others all tear at Perfect Guardsman Biche till he is naught but a fine mist.

His soul gets to the warp and all four chaos gods are laughing too hard to eat it. He doesn’t know what just happened

This feels bizarrely, plausibly like the plot of an Ian Watson novel. If you dialled up the horny factor this man could be a Watson protagonist

[saltminerising]

can't believe the dragons hatching achievements were one of the things that the site didn't track. I've been here for 10 years. I've been breeding fodder daily for the better part of that. I've hatched thousands of dragons, moderns and ancients alike, and that's reflected in my settings. But nope, I might as well be a newbie? And I can see I'm far from the only one. Out of all the achievs where data wasn't able to be carried over, it had to be that one huh. Salt salt saltt

#achievement woes

[myrfing]

when I was little i thought salted duck egg was SOOOOO damn salty asides from the yolk and i was like urgh So saltt but I kept eating it anyways i dont know I just really wanted to eat it and now it’s not even that salty for me. also my sister liked century egg the most but i wasnt too into it as a kid but now i think that shit is delicious in a congee

[cloudxx09]

Inktober Day 17 was gonna do something else. but. it's taking a while. so. here's a Salt.

#Sal. #my Saltt #splatoon #splatoon 2 #Agent 3 #hero mode #inktober #xx09

[unforth]

Totally get the whole "heres why and how you should buy these books!!!" posts but uh, is it possible for you to put it under a read more? Not everyone is going to want to read it for various reasons (or have already done so previously) and its ..a lot to scroll through...

(Or alternatively, tag it somehow?)

Also, 150$ may not seem like a lot to you. For me it...really is. And while I am planning my budget to get the english translations for mxtx slowly, telling people to buy books in a language they cant even read when theres a perfectly good english version right there is....hm. Not fun.

Anon...I didn't say anywhere "you have to buy it" and I explicitly said more than once "if you can afford it." I also never gave any reasons why people should, I just said...if people want to.. So if you personalized that to me judging you or twisting your arm, even when you clearly don't want to, that's a you problem, not a me problem. Also, this is like. My entire fandom budget for the year, and the only reason I can do it at all is because I'm getting the English ones as a gift instead of paying out of pocket. Why would I ever say you have to? I said, if locking jjwxc meant you couldn't buy something you intended to buy, heres another way so you have no excuse if it's something you want and can afford. If that wasn't clear in how I worded it, I'm sorry, but honestly this ask sounds like literally all you read in the whole post was my last 'no excuses' sentences with zero context. And if so, hey, you do you, you didn't have to read it but maybe don't send me a snarky anon that's literally wrong based on one sentence.

I'm not using a read more because posts with read mores get way fewer reblogs, cause people don't click them. And also cause if something happened to my blog, all information posted after the read more would be lost forever.

I'm sorry if you don't like it. I'm sorry if you felt pressured or attacked. But it's just an informational post on how to buy the physical copies if they want to and can. If you don't want to or can't then it's not a post for you, as I'm sure there are hundreds of other posts Not For You that you see every day. Scroll by and move on.

#unforth rambles #sorry if i sound saltt #im tired and this irked me #if you cant affodd it obviously dont #honestly its not money i should spend either #we have literally zero income right now #so its sure something for you ti assume im rolling in jt #but we all prioritize #and i chose to prioritize thus #and you chose to prioritize the english ones #and thats fine #you do you #whats it got to do with me or my post

[burnt-kloverfield]

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#if any of you talk about the good ol days where you were a child and could just play outside #and traipse around anywhere #just be home by dark #yeah i will just be sitting outside that conversation very bitter #the few experiences i had where i could do that were the best #the rest of my childhood was decidedly not that #i could not go off my street #i could not leave sight of my house or i was in trouble #i always lived within five minutes of a freeway #i grew up with kidnapping cases on the news constantly #were there children in my neighborhoods? #i have no idea #i wasnt allowed outside and if i was i was fricking supervised like crazy #i would have killed for the freedom of a childhood like that #you can tote all the glory of the good ol days #i never had them #oh gosh im so saltt #its too late and im too sleepy and im a horrible salty human being

[cureuba]

season 4 was like.... man i can’t wait to watch sandor slowly fall apart as all his plans fall apart only to collapse and have arya coldly leave him to die with that ‘you should have saved my mother’ line and ugh the whole thing with saltpans and the helm and then the fight with brienne(???) started with arya telling him he can shit later.

#so glad this nuanced character is so easily turned into a joke about gross men #;;ooc #i start seeing got salt on my dash and then i also get saltt

[revelinthechaosxx]

@intheeyesoflunafaye @goodbyereallove @healthy-fitbllr @wearethealwayswild-blog @veruca-saltt @r-chel @katvon-d @ifyoucouldonlyseethebeastyo-blog @stormtrooper-in-drag @you-re-my-redneck-romeo @togetherwefaceitall-blog @luciana-simone @forget-about-itt-blog-blog @harmoniouscolours @blowingswishers @wecanlightupthesky @thischeapcity 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[queenapple]

The same people who make posts every episode complaining about Reggie not being there are mad that he's being recast like uh?

#my dash is so saltt?? #I love Ross he's great but??? #y'all want Reggie or no??

[grimanonrexwrites]

I'm not sure if you've answered this before but do you have any fic recommendations or even book recommendations I'm very bored and need something to read please I'm desperate

I haven’t answered this before and I’m very happy to answer it now! Here’s some fics I love to read:

“Days Gone By” by Kumquat of Hetalia (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12200531/1/Days-Gone-By) This fic is moving, heartwarming, and makes me cry every single time. This especially resonates with me for personal reasons.

I recommend reading the stories by GlitterTrails (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4155878/GlitterTrails) especially “Signs Point to Yah”, “Helpless Space Case”, “Wildlife Encounter”, and “Welcome to the Wild West”. They are hilarious, a balance of ridiculousness and really sweet romance.

I recommend “Close Your Eyes, Make a Wish” by Hikari Kaitou (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7616667/1/Close-Your-Eyes-Make-a-Wish) and you should check out their other works too!

I recommend the stories by Terra Salt (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2769518/Terra-Saltt). Their interpretation of SuFin is awesome!

Highkey recommend ChampagneSly on AO3! “Interagency Cooperation”, “Dirty Pop”, “If It Wasn’t for the Nights”, “Bittersweet”, “The Tower of Learning” and their other works are fantastic! (https://archiveofourown.org/users/ChampagneSly/pseuds/ChampagneSly)

“Red Doll” and “Shattered Romanticism of a God” by Strudelmugel I LOVE ( @strudelmugel I hope you don’t mind me tagging you!) Anon you need to check them out!

Also people to check out! @nordicsawesome @hana-noiazei @lumassen​

If you’d like to as well, feel free to check out my stuff at https://archiveofourown.org/users/GrimAnonymousRex

This is by no means an exhaustive list, but one more if you’re into pirates and FinSu (there is smut but more importantly there is and EPIC storyline)- “Eventide of the Storm”.

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

I dont hate my villagers that mucb. They arent even ugly its just that they replaced villagers i liked and im saltt

[wcamino-confessions]

Okay screw this ima say their name. This is a rant on the leader Fantasma on WA2. Okay tbh I get bad vibes from them. Also isnt wa2 supposed to be "way better then wa and not toxic at all :)" ah its not and one reason is this leader oop. For one my first interaction was when they didn't do their side of my friends art trade yet my friend did theirs. Then I asked how it was doing and if they forgot my friend because her name wasnt on the list. They said, "Its none of your buisness im busy alot." I was like okay uh just add them to the list so you dont forget. Around a monthish goes by so I ask politely again and they said, "it will be done when it is!" And typed something out about how rude i was being? Then I reply like uh yeah I'm getting saltt because tour responses and im just helping a friend? You would do the same. And they were like, no I wouldnt its none of my buisness. Well thats odd you should always try and help your friends 🤷then about another month goes by and they say they will not be doing my friends and deletes my comment???? Like seriously wtf

#submission

[tjglenn]

Celebrating All the Radio Announcers SALTT RadioKEBNradio.com Grown Folks Radio WorldwideDFWLive National Sounds of Gospel Radio Show@judyneal Fred WillisRoderick Jemison…Thank you for Your support…So grateful for your support of my past and future music….These are just a few pics My team was able to capture. https://www.instagram.com/p/CS0RcOvLmFu/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cloudxx09]

Inktober Day 01 (one year i might actually finish the month)

#splatoon #splatoon 2 #inktober #inkling girl #nah I'm done tagging #haha #xx09 #Py. #my babyy #dress like #Sal. #my Saltt #I'm avoiding the internet to avoid spoilers #but hey #I'll finish eventually #probably #y'know

[chizbun]

RAWR!!! . . Brace yourselves for a whole new milk tea experience as Fire Tiger Philippines presents premium drinks with the full roaring goodness of Thai/Taiwanese tea, with unique add-ons and combinations. . . 🐯 Fire Tiger Milk Tea (P150) - tea with brown sugar boba topped with torched creme brulee . . 🐯 Fire Tiger Milk (P150) -The Signature Fire Tiger, but milk-based, with brown sugar boba, topped with torched creme brulee . . 🐯 The Majesty (P160) - Another Milk-based drink with pudding and topped with crispy cheese . . 🐯 The Crown (P170) - Tea-based with pudding and topped with crispy black sugar . . My pick is definitely 🐯The Majesty! I like how the creamy milk pairs well with the saltt crispy cheese on top, matched with the varying textures coming from the diamond pearls, pudding, and cornflakes. It's a treat! . . And ordering is a breeze too! Just ring up your orders at the cashier, and you can watch them create your drinks at the side. Wait fr your number to be called (they have easy-to-spot monitors for this), and claim your drink from the tiger's gaping mouth. Hahaha intense! . . Thanks to @firetigerph and @piggingoutonsundays for extending the invite to this grand launch. Much love to @jayveeardona for my coverphoto! . . . 📍Fire Tiger 9th Street, BHS, BGC Taguig #rawr #firetiger #firetigerforall #firetigerphilippines #firetigerbyseoulcialclub #firetigermilktea #firetigerfams #milktea #milkteaaddict #boba #bobatea #bobamilktea #bobalife #bubbletea #bubbletea #chizbun #chizbuneats #chizbunmilkteaqueen (at Fire Tiger BHS) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9TCUHqHfrm/?igshid=xhh2trdxf3zt

#rawr #firetiger #firetigerforall #firetigerphilippines #firetigerbyseoulcialclub #firetigermilktea #firetigerfams #milktea #milkteaaddict #boba #bobatea #bobamilktea #bobalife #bubbletea #chizbun #chizbuneats #chizbunmilkteaqueen

[a-fake-author]

AM fiiisj

AM fiiisj

Swim in circle

Stare at glass

Outside window

Ocean is only ture home

Send me back

When i die

Flush my body

And let me

Returrn

To tru

Home

Plees sent to

The free water

Thhat is oceaen

Home is saltt

And not this

Glass container

Keeping me trappd

I jump out of bowll

And slowly succumb

To the cruelty

o f he air people

West virgin 

My amam

Take home

Contry road

#tw: death mention #This is stupid #poem #poetry #crack poem #crack poetry #what the fuck is this #why #why did I write this #fish #fish poem #fish poetry