#my roommate's shit

[ooowyn]

i keep reading fics where akira is scared of scary movies and i love that for him. ryo’s not impressed by the inaccuracies of blood splatter.

#devilman ova #devilman #ryo askua #akira fudo #look guys i did a non-shit post ova art #this took me 6 and a half hours wups #idk how to do lighting #also shout out to my roommate for letting me take a ref for the foot cause man #that thing was fighting me #also to that anon who asked me about fics #i will get to you soon..... #ooowyn art

[buglaur]

my farmers profile 🥳

#sdv #stardew valley #ain't she cool #sdv farmer #procrastination at it's finest #i have an assignment due tomorrow but here i am spending my time on this because anything to not be productive #she married shane but i see it more of a best buds situation #i just kinda wanted him in the house i think he's cool 🤷🏻 #wish there was a way to invite people to be your roommate without marrying them lol #i'm playing vanilla because i play the same save between 2 devices and i don't wanna download mods n shit on my college laptop #i'm in year 2 i just wanna play non stop but i can't with college 😢 #down to my last 3 weeks though! and i have no exams 💪🏻 #i see i have asks but i haven't looked at them yet and probably won't til the weekend.. sorry

[transformersweatpants]

Say what you will about Apple but those bastards took the “oh fuck where’s my pencil” fear and turned it into “oh god oh fuck where’s my $200 pencil” and I think that’s a crime against humanity. Added to their other crimes against humanity. Just tack it on there.

#digital art #sweatpantsrambles #just got into an argument with my roommate where he said “’well it’s magnetic’ and. FUCKING SO ARE REGULAR PENDCILS MAN #I don’t walk around with a magnet trying to find my shit!!

[galamerapple]

and they were roommates

#(oh my god they were roommates) #when authors have two characters give their two cents on the same thing #that's the good shit right there!! #carry on #simon snow #simon snow trilogy #baz pitch #snowbaz

[leverage-ot3]

leverage tv/cinematic universe where there are different shows following the different leverage international teams when

#there’s the og. there’s the koreans. there’s the nigerians mentioned in one ep #there’s the longin crew mentioned in the last ep #give me all of them #(give me london crew with eve and an alive villanelle who is making amends and doing crime for good) #dean devlin hire me pls I have so many ideas #leverage #leverage redemption #leverage international #also many of the crews have polyamorous dynamics i don’t make the rules crime is just Like That #mine #although I’m not sure I trust ppl to do a leverage movie on the big screen idk #don’t talk to me about the warrior nun movies that shit has jaded me #(pls talk to me about it I’m stressing and no one in my life has watched the show and knows my pain) #me: explaining that the saved warrior nun franchise is now going to be led by misogynists and have none of the og cast or crew #my roommate working on a puzzle: that’s rough buddy

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

I never really write about the chaos that would be living as Simon’s roommate but it would be a trip.

You watching Simon have a mental struggle because he hasn’t slept in four days.

“No, this is definitely not my charger.” He’s holding his phone charger, it’s his because he pulled it out of his room but he’s saying it’s not because it “feels different.”

“Is this it?” You’re trying to help by giving him yours but he refuses.

“No that’s not it either.”

Also the rambles, it’s hard to understand what he’s talking about because he’s not making sense but you can’t tell him to stop. You’re a little worried about him since he won’t go to bed.

“And I was thinking about how soap doesn’t actually make you clean it just makes you feel clean.” You’re not sure how he started talking about soap since he had just been talking to you about repainting the cabinets in the kitchen.

Both of you often eat midnight snacks especially when it’s the school term.

You hate when he drives but he refuses to let you drive if he’s there.

“You’re going to tip the car!”

“Why would I slow down to turn?”

Watching him take apart appliances to make sure that they’re working without having a manual because he just knows where stuff goes.

You made the mistake of mentioning that you want to workout and he offered to be your workout buddy. Safe to say, you refused to workout with him the next time

“You can’t give up.”

“You almost killed me!”

Match made heaven fr

#the roommate series #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley #mw2 ghost #ghost mw2 #I could talk about the shenanigans that go on #all day #you and Simon are chaos #together #also the charger thing happened between me and my roommate #she drank coffee and it was so caffeinated that she started going a little crazy #it’s okay though because it was funny as shit

[hiveswap]

#10 second untagged shitposts will get 100k but the moment im pround of something no one gives a shit!! i dont suck that much at it!! #and i hate pointing it out because im not entitled to notes no one owes me anything #but man it sucks the life out of me every single time #i admit the last one i posted is kinda niche and messy but this happens with my better fanarts made of popular media too #my one drawing to get above 100 notes is a little kark@t doodle #for a while i refused to draw because i wanted aknowledgement for it. dont be like me kids. draw for the drawer #and also draw for your roommate whose eyes nearly pop out of their skull over the mildest body horror #augh i was so pround of the body horror one too but i had to delete that from here due to the 5 whole notes it got #my french teacher said it looked cool though so whose winning

[zeibei]

and they were roommates…

#ice man #freeze man #chill man #tundra man #cold man #blizzard man #frost man #shipping #yeah sure #mega man classic #megaman classic #megaman #mega man #I NEED TO REMIND MYSELF TO UPLOAD SHIT ON HERE #SORRY MY SHIT AINT IN ORDER SO #omg and they were roommates… #ignore me remembering to get things organized so

[care666bear]

I should be packing, I think I should be napping with a kitty instead tho. I deserve that. fuck adulting

#me 💒 #my old roommate sent me this how cute #was 2020 he randomly got a kitten #kitty & I started tradition of daily couch naps together #I didn’t realize there was photo evidence tho I’m melting I love this lil shit

[tomwambsgays]

the superlab is haunted

#breaking bad #brba #better call saul #better call saul spoilers #bcs s6 spoilers #brbabcs #brba fanart #bcs fanart #jesse pinkman #walter white #howard hamlin #lalo salamanca #my art #comics #howard and lalo are now roommates with walt and jesse #imagine the shit they have to deal with every time those two bicker #laloward

[those-eraser-shavings]

drunk Slippin’ Jimmy shenanigans at the expense of Marco’s sanity

#better call saul #jimmy x marco #slippin jimmy #jimmy mcgill #marco pasternak #bcs fanart #my scrungles #my babygirls #they were roommates #jimmy is a little shit when he drunk #gets all scrappy #marco has to save them both #I will NEVER stop drawing marco carrying jimmy NEVER

[beanghostprincess]

Law would love "House" and Sanji would love "The Bear" yes, but have you considered both of them watching Love Island together

#because i think they'd enjoy talking shit about people together #love island parties and it's sanji law nami and usopp judging people #i just think sanji would be into reality shows like REALLY emotionally invested #and nami would wonder how much they get paid for this shit and if she could make zoro go with her and cause drama #law would say he hates it but then he stays to watch the whole thing #law: how can you watch this garbage / sanji: you're watching it too / law: bc my annoying roommate is doing it and he won't let me read #law a minute later: she's such a fucking liar what the hell is wrong with her can't she see he's being HONEST OH MY GOD- #sanji: garbage you say / law: shut the fuck up #lawsan roommates au when #'and they were roommates!' and they share netflix account #one piece #trafalgar law #black leg sanji #lawsan

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to make you oversleep so that you wake up three hours after you were supposed to take the final exam for your most important class

#had a nightmare about this last night #i have 2 finals today and i dreamed that i slept through them both #(one is finished! I got an 87!) #:) #fun fact when my dad was in college this happened to his roommate #dad says that his roommate woke up at like 3 pm on finals day looked at the clock went 'oh shit' and then went right back to sleep #apparently the roommate's name was dorf #because my dad was living in a sitcom when he was my age or something

[keungking]

i feel like a lot of this heartache could've been avoided if qian hadn't made up that whole "adoption" bullshit. like first of all why are you, as a teenager, adopting anyone? my guy, that's your new baby roommate!

#omg they were roommates..... #it's gay to have a roommate so that's probably why qian couldn't push for that narrative #yuan going down ln one knee and holding up the apartment rental contract up to qian #will you be my roommate? #and qian instantly panics and beats the shit out of him #🏳️‍🌈⁉️😳🥊🥊💥 #canon #keung talks #unknown the series

[jaqdawks]

This is Barry my Madoka Magica OC

#was watching madoka magica with my roommate and our friend #haven’t watched mm since I was like #11??? maybe #my roommate and our friend have never WATCHED it #so I know the spoilers but I forgot enough for this to be a new and enjoyable experience again almost #and they didn’t know squat #and I said ‘’yk what would help these magical girls a lot would be to go at it with the view some ppl who defuse bombs have’’ #which is if they fuck up it’s not their problem anymore (cuz they’re dead) #ofc this isn’t to fault the characters of the show. they’re 14 they’re not gonna handle this sort of shit well OBVIOUSLY #but we started joking abt a magical girl who’s just a grown man who can diffuse bombs #and here he is #everyone say hi to Barry cuz you’ll never see him again #art #doodles #madoka magica #magical girl OC #madoka magica oc #fanart #puella magi madoka magica #digital art #illustration #oc #digital doodle #digital drawing #digital aritst

[wanda-the-anaconda]

the art of deflection is so beautiful

yk when the new girl at your school is super hot and also your roommate and you can feel yourself beginning to develop feelings but you don't want to think about that so you decide to start snogging the first guy that looks your way because he's nice enough and not a girl

#wenclair #my girl did not suddenly fall in love with Ajax after he spoke one sentence to her #and the sentence was literally just him shit talking her best friend #aka the hot roommate new girl