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#my plans for world domination
usegravyasaweapon5 days ago
so suppose. suppose, for a moment. Imagine if you will. consider. theorize. lemme put a scenario in your head. a hypothetical. you walk to the taco shop, and see they are out of tacos. what, if anything, do you plan on doing next? what's your backup? explain your contingency plan.
Shsbhshs I've been waiting for a moment like this
Step One: buy/steal the taco shop
Step Two: buy/rob a grocery store to get more supplies for tacos
Step Three: I don't actually use the taco supplies to make tacos. No, I start hoarding taco supplies
Pretty soon, all the taco places in town will be out of tacos as well. This will allow me to buy their shops. Now, this is where it gets tricky. I plan a coup d'etat, bribing people with delicious tacos. This works because as everyone knows, tacos are the universal bonding material. After successfully overthrowing the government, I hire a team of top scientists. I pay them in tacos and give them a nice taco place to stay at.
After a few years, my team of elite scientists are successful in building a time machine. I go down in history as the Taco Empire's first President and the first person to develop a time machine
What do I do with the time machine I had to overthrow a government for? Easy. I go back in time to where the og taco shop wasn't out of tacos, and buy myself a big ol' taco.
Wouldn't this make a paradox? I can already hear you haters saying. Of course not! I go back in time to a time before I even knew of the existence of this taco shop. After dining on my big ol' taco, I return to my present and enjoy my life as a taco monopolist and revolutionary
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king-tobiyolo14 days ago
uhhhh 馃攱 anon - old hair anon--- now 馃攱 anon
YAYY you're my first emoji anon now :D
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magalidragon2 months ago
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Gee thank you @youwerenevermine I now have yet ANOTHER fic to work on 馃槶
The tales of Ghost and Dany鈥檚 three shitty little dachshunds who whip him into shape. (And by shitty I mean, horribly spoiled and ill behaved, hated by all but their mother 馃ぃ)
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braveboyhalo2 months ago
so you know how on safari for iphone it will give you recommended websites you visit often. it keeps on recommending me your blog. i don鈥檛 think i鈥檝e ever gone on your blog on my phone. i keep deleting it but it comes back.
my plan is working. soon every phone in the tri-state area will only recommend my blog. i am calling it my clout-innator.
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ball-e2 months ago
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you know when villains have some backstory that like explains why they are fucked up? honestly feels like im going through it right now
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sweetlyjaem2 months ago
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i am like becoming a real person next year and that scares me. the world better be prepared for me
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solovable3 months ago
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After my spanish class i am once again excited about learning languages
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hoe-biwankenobi3 months ago
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Like, I would accept Maul鈥檚 invitation to join him just to hear him monologue in that soft, enticing voice of his while not retaining a single information of what he said because I鈥檓 just that kind of single-braincell hoe
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radiorenjun3 months ago
Fjfjk hi again! Did you get my ask? Or did tumblr eat it again? Oh well anyway would you like to be moots? - Cas
... you sent me another ask? dAMMIT DUMBLR YOU HAVE ONE JOB. ONE. JOB. anyways HELL YEAH I WOULD LIKE TO BE MOOTS, MY NAMES ANGIE AND I LOVE RENJUN. HOWS UR DAY BBY
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multiii-stan3 months ago
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i think i鈥檒l fake being a trumpie for a few days and then lure all of the trumpies in a dome.....and then let them fight till death
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holyfandomsnazz4 months ago
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@self-insert-nonsense @wickedhellagoodtime are thinking of people to ship me with (for chaotic reasons) feel free to add anything your crazy people
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yeetsaway4 months ago
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you can鈥檛 spell world domination without U and I 鉂わ笍
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naaicha6 months ago
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underrated artist that alicia likes goes on it鈥檚 live -> they cover a song by a hugely popular artist -> it goes viral -> alicia wins
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