so suppose. suppose, for a moment. Imagine if you will. consider. theorize. lemme put a scenario in your head. a hypothetical. you walk to the taco shop, and see they are out of tacos. what, if anything, do you plan on doing next? what's your backup? explain your contingency plan.
Shsbhshs I've been waiting for a moment like this
Step One: buy/steal the taco shop
Step Two: buy/rob a grocery store to get more supplies for tacos
Step Three: I don't actually use the taco supplies to make tacos. No, I start hoarding taco supplies
Pretty soon, all the taco places in town will be out of tacos as well. This will allow me to buy their shops. Now, this is where it gets tricky. I plan a coup d'etat, bribing people with delicious tacos. This works because as everyone knows, tacos are the universal bonding material. After successfully overthrowing the government, I hire a team of top scientists. I pay them in tacos and give them a nice taco place to stay at.
After a few years, my team of elite scientists are successful in building a time machine. I go down in history as the Taco Empire's first President and the first person to develop a time machine
What do I do with the time machine I had to overthrow a government for? Easy. I go back in time to where the og taco shop wasn't out of tacos, and buy myself a big ol' taco.
Wouldn't this make a paradox? I can already hear you haters saying. Of course not! I go back in time to a time before I even knew of the existence of this taco shop. After dining on my big ol' taco, I return to my present and enjoy my life as a taco monopolist and revolutionary
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so you know how on safari for iphone it will give you recommended websites you visit often. it keeps on recommending me your blog. i don’t think i’ve ever gone on your blog on my phone. i keep deleting it but it comes back.
my plan is working. soon every phone in the tri-state area will only recommend my blog. i am calling it my clout-innator.
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