#my pet lizzie is doing a lot better so thats good

[omgthisisnotmyrealaccount]

as always i got tagged by @quercussp and in following tradition i decided to take like 6 years to complete it

rules: answer 21 questions about yourself and tag 21 people whom you want to get to know better :)  

nickname/pet names: the problem with the name elizabeth is that no one has the time to say all those syllables so i get called ellie, liz, beth, eliza, elle, lizzie (i do not like lizzie), if it kinda fits into the name elizabeth i get called it 

zodiac: cancer

height: i answer this differently every, idk how tall i am, my hair makes it hard to measure, i’m like around 6ft tall

last movie: it was dunkirk because i am a film connoisseur and deeply enjoy the works of the auteur christopher nolan and the way the film uses both diegetic and non-diegetic sound is truly artful and its definitely not because it has harry styles in it and i like his face

last thing googled: how to spell connoiseur and auteur because do i seem like the kind of person who can spell in french?

favourite musician: like so many, i’m legally obligated to say Beyoncé, one of my fave bands is the jam, i also listen to an embarrassing amount of one direction, so many more but you don’t care

song stuck in my head: a weird al song which is odd because why the fuck would i, a black person have a weird al song in my head??

other blogs: there’s the “real account” this account is named for that i don’t use very often and i have so many sideblogs because im deeply ashamed about each of my interests and crossing the streams brings me much anxiety, i do it occasionally to like try to get used to it. 

i have an ackley bridge sideblog, a semi aesthetic one with a specific theme, it has like 5 followers 3 of which are porn bots and i love it because i can just post whatever the fuck i want free of judgement. i have a sims 4 one because i love to slow my game down with shitty custom content. my newest one is fandom blog for a dnd show that 7 people watch, we’re a fun bunch

do i get asks: nah, why would anyone ever want my opinion on anything?

following: at the moment business is slow so i only have two targets i’m keeping track of. my highest playing client doesn’t want his taken down until later next week so i’m just tailing them to keep track of their schedule so i know when is best to strike, the other has started to take notice of my car following them a lot so i’ll have to wipe them out soon, probably tomorrow 

dream trip: me and my dad have lowkey been planning to go to disney world because we are cool, we’re trying to get his girlfriend and her 11 year old son on board even though they have no interest in going so we don’t just look like an adult woman and her father going on a trip to disney world because that’s just a bit weird

amount of sleep: i’m running on like 4 hours of sleep atm, its nearly 2am and i have to be up by 7 and i hate myself

lucky number: 2, its even and prime, the “i’m not like other girls” of numbers

what i’m wearing: big tshirt, no trousers, because trousers are for the weak. its what i’m always wearing.

dream job: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ teaching maybe??

fave food: i just like food, its pretty great at the moment i’m eating popcorn kernels because i’m a garbage person

play any instruments: as a little kid i played the violin and i still have that violin even though it does not belong to me, its like a tiny child’s violin so if a person is sad and i am not sympathetic i am capable of playing the tiny violin for them

languages: english and very very limited french

fave songs: i just like songs, they are good, i don’t have a permanent fave song but atm i really like everybody wants to rule to world by tears for fears

random fact: i am a competent tap dancer and just so many opinions on public transport, i could legit write a book

describe yourself as aesthetic things: ??? are funfairs aesthetic? if so funfairs, fairy lights i fucking love fairy lights, sunrises in winter, sunsets in summer, a very specific one but nighttime in supermarket carparks, idk if thats aesthetic but like i feel like that sums up me, i really like 24hr supermarkets and just being in places at 2am where you have no business being in at 2am

i never tag people i these things and idk if i even know 21 people to tag and like i know i always say do this if you want but you really should and tag me because i like getting to know people and these are some fun questions

#that whole bit i was doing witht he 'followin' question was like 'i'm an assassin isn't that funny?' #im not actually assassin #in case that wasn't obvious #but like that question was weird #and i insist on being quirky #if this was a sitcom that i am the protagonist of this is the point where everyone would go 'aww liiizzzaaaa' #and i'd shrug and pull a funny face and shrug like 'that's just me :D' #i hope you'd all watch my sitcom #i am very tired

[perhaps-mr-collins-has-a-cousin]

Tagged by @ohbeeone to answer 85 questions about myself, thank you! :)

last

1. drink - peppermint tea 2. phone call - my cousin--finalizing our plans to stay overnight at a local bed & breakfast, just for the heck of it (it was super fun) 3. text message - a photo (from my cousin) of the back of my hair right after she styled it 4. song you listened to - "This Is Not a Test” by She & Him 5. time you cried - About a week ago, and I’m still not entirely sure why. Sometimes you just need to cry for no reason, you know?

ever

6. dated someone twice - I’ve never dated someone once 7. kissed someone and regretted it - no 8. been cheated on - also no 9. lost someone special - yes 10. been depressed - I’m not sure. 11. gotten drunk and thrown up - No. (I’m starting to feel very boring, but hey that’s okay!)

fave colours

12. light pink 13. dark green  14. lavender

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - Yes! 16. fallen out of love - no 17. laughed until you cried - yes 18. found out someone was talking about you - Not really, other than overhearing my boss talk to her clients about me once or twice when I was out of the room (but she only said very kind things). 19. met someone who changed you - Hmm...I don’t know. 20. found out who your friends are - I never know quite what this question is supposed to mean? 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - I’m not on the Facebook at the moment, but I think when I was I knew all but one of my friends there in real life. 23. do you have any pets - a sweet, strange little toy poodle named Suki and a canary named Sweetie (although both of these pets are technically my mom’s) 24. do you want to change your name - I kind of feel like my name is too elegant to really fit me, but I still wouldn’t change it. 25. what did you do for your last birthday - My parents took me to dinner the night before, and then on the birthday my aunt and cousin came over and we painted pumpkins and it was super fun! 26. what time did you wake up today - 7:30-ish? 27. what were you doing at midnight last night - watching the 1951 Alice In Wonderland 28. what is something you can’t wait for - This darn headache to go away, I’m a little worried I’m coming down with the flu, like this afternoon when I was driving my cousin home I felt really carsick and I was the one who was driving?? 30. what are you listening to right now - clocks ticking and the occasional car driving past 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - Why yes, I say hello to Mr. Bombadil all the time when I drive past this really hilly spot that reminds me of the Barrow-downs on my way to work. 32. something thats getting on your nerves - Things feel kind of tense in my household right now, and I’m not sure why, like I’m wondering if some kind of argument happened when I was gone or something? And being around other people’s emotional tension, whether real or imagined, sometimes makes me irritable. 33. most visited website - Tumblr or Gmail 34. hair colour - brown 35. long or short hair - I like both, but the rule seems to be that when my hair is short I want it to be long, and vice versa. 36. do you have a crush on someone - I feel like Febs’ answer very much applies to me as well: “i develop and discard crushes with wanton abandon”  37. what do you like about yourself - I’ve been feeling very not confident lately, so I don’t really know. 38. want any piercings - I think nose piercings are so cute, but I’m too much of a coward to get one. 39. blood type - No idea! 40. nicknames - Jul or Juls 41. relationship status - single 42. zodiac - Scorpio 43. pronouns - she/her 44. fave tv shows - Poldark, Little Bear, Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, NCIS, American Idol (almost all of these are old shows that I used to watch, I guess I don’t watch that much TV anymore?) 45. tattoos - none yet 46. right or left handed - Mostly right-handed, but there are a few things I’m left-handed in (mainly softball way back when I did Little League). 47. ever had surgery - just my wisdom teeth when I was 17 48. piercings - just my ears 49. sport - I don’t really play them or watch them (except for some cycling races that I watch with my dad). 53. drinking - The only alcoholic drink I’ve tried and liked was one of those Mike’s Hard Lemonades; I actually tried a tiny bit of red wine this weekend and it was super gross-tasting, I’m sorry. 54. i’m about to watch - the insides of my eyelids, I’m exhausted 55. waiting for - I’m not sure, but probably something! 56. want - more motivation to eat healthier foods 57. get married - I want to, but it’s not likely and it’s not something I need to be happy. 58. career - hopefully dog grooming

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs 60. lips or eyes - eyes 61. shorter or taller - taller 62. older or younger - older 63. nice arms or stomach - arms 64. hookup or relationship - relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant - neither (but if I had to choose I would say hesitant)

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no 67. drank hard liquor - no 68. lost glasses - not permanently, but yes 69. turned someone down - I mean...kind of? 70. sex on first date - I’m one of those wait-till-marriage people. 71. broken someones heart - no 72. had your heart broken - no 73. been arrested - no 74. cried when someone died - yes 75. fallen for a friend - When I was a lot younger (like in grammar school haha) I has crushes on a couple boys I was friends with, but now I’m more neurotic than I used to be and the idea of men anywhere near my age knowing I exist gives me the Anxiety and I can barely speak to them, let alone become friends with them, let alone become friends with them and fall for them :/

do you believe in

76. yourself - It depends on the day. 77. miracles - yes 78. love at first sight - probably not 79. santa claus - I never believed in Santa Claus, but I did believe in the Easter Bunny because my friend at school emphatically assured me he was real. 80. kiss on a first date - If I were going to go on a date, I think I would want it to be with a guy I’d already become really good friends with, so...maybe? (But probably not.) 81. angels - yes 

other

82. best friend’s name - I don’t really have one 83. eye colour - depends on the lighting, at different times they can look blue, grey, or green 84. fave movie - At the moment I want to say The Voyage of the Dawn Treader? Like there are things about it I would absolutely change, but I feel like the emotional tone of it is so joyous and alive and it makes me cry happy tears and I just love it. 85. fave actor - I don’t think I really have one?

I’m tagging: @porcelainfeather, @canadiangold, @thenorthlights, @the-stars-descend, @oenothera5, and anyone else who would like to :)

#again a reminder that there's absolutely no pressure to do something i tag you in if you don't want to <3

[sorenteenwrites]

Just a thing

SSO OC Asks 

1. What is their home stable in-game? Why?

Mistfall, story wise it’s because the baroness (my character works for her) wanted to start up a vineyard in mistfall and sent my character to manage the day to day operations, but mostly it’s just because I like mistfall.

2. Where do they actually live in Jorvik?

They bought a farmhouse in mistfall after selling their place in silverglade

3. Who is their favorite NPC? (Obvs they wouldn’t be for our characters, but you know)

There are several, Rania, Avalon, Evergray, Ydris, the list goes on.

4. Who is their Soul Steed? What breed are they? Do they have any markings or look different in some way from the in-game appearance you could give them?

For now it’s the black Clydesdale, until they do Percherons. If they ever get around to Percherons its a Black mare with a small white blaze (My irl soulhorse) Mockingbird.

5. What is their favorite location? (Ex, Hollow Woods, Greendale, Silverglade Manor Library) Why?

Wooded areas in general, so mistfall and valedale mostly

6. Who’s their favorite horse? Why?

Assuming you mean npc horse it’s Meteor.

7. What are their powers? Are they stronger with one Circle over any of the others?

She’s not stronger in any circles, but her favorite is lightning. She gets, essentially, less powerful versions of the four soulriders powers. She heals faster and medicines she makes heal better but she can’t just heal with her hands, she gets premonitions rather then full visions, she can open portals in the right places and at the right times but it’s spotty at best, and finally she can electrify items if she’s holding them but she can’t shoot lightning from her hands.

8. What’s their usual style? Any favorite tack sets or color themes for them?

Western and dark brown/black for color

9. Thoughts about Jorvik City? How do they feel about Rania’s petition for a horse-friendly Jorvik City?

It’s big and noisy and crowded, she’s got anxiety so she hates going there. She thinks it may not be the best idea, considering all the cars and loud noises.

10. Thoughts about Justin? (I’m sorry, I’m curious, he shows up so much)

She likes him well enough, she feels bad about the part she played in his disappearance and turn to darkness. All she wants is to make it better but she doesn’t know how.

11. How do they feel about the magical horse race at the circus? Did they enjoy being a horse?

She likes it, but she’d rather be turned into a Hawk or a Lion

12. Do they trust the Druids? Or how do they feel about them?

She trusts specific druids, but not the organisation as a whole. She also thinks they take to long to decide things and that they are too cautious. Caution won’t win a war against the brazen.

13. Least favorite NPC?

Not including bad guys, uhh the bobcat girls probably?

14. How do they make their money?

She works for the Baroness makes wine, grows grapes. She gets a monthly paycheck for her work managing the Mistfall winery. She’s also looking to buy half the mistfall winery and become co-owner, since the Baroness doesn’t get down to the mistfall winery much it would work out much better that way.

15. How many horses do they own?

Quite a few, I’m not going to count.

16. How many pets do they have? What kind? What are their names?

None if you don’t include the horses.

17. How do they feel about the Soul Riders? Do they trust them? Feel like an outsider? Are they closer to some over the others?

She trusts the Souls Riders, loves them really. She’s finally starting to feel like she’s one of them. She’s pretty close with all of them considering she saved two of them, and has known Alex for a while now.

18. Do they believe something mystical, magical, or otherwise strange really exists in Dino Valley? How did they feel about the leaving of the Kallter and the roar/scream/screech in the Valley?

Yes, but she’s not sure what. That freeze ain’t natural. She’s really worried about the Kallter just leaving like that, but she’s got other stuff on her plate at the moment.

19. Thoughts about Jorvik Wild Horses?

She thinks they’re really cool, she feels like they and her are similar. Not of this world but not of Pandora either, caught in-between.

20. Do you think they are a Wild Whisperer? Or are they just bonded with their Soul Steed?

Wild Whisperer of course, since she’s good with the wild things, especially if those things have a learned distrust of humans.

21. What’s their favorite Jorvegian holiday or celebration?

The more Pagan/Nordic themed ones.

22. What do they think or feel about Pandoria? Have they or do they visit outside of the quests (using the rifts)? If they have or still do, why?

It’s neat cause it’s like somehow the opposite of earth. Like being in the ocean but with air instead of water. She doesn’t visit unless she has too cause it wouldn’t make sense story wise, but she’d love to visit more. She’s real curious about what the ocean life would be like. Maybe there would be trees and ferns and flowers in it, since the coral and sea animals are above the water.

23. How has their visit(s) to Pandoria affected them? Do they have scars? Has it affected any of their life views?

At first it doesn’t appear like they have, but she’s started to notice a slight glow coming from her old scars.

24. Would they ever consider working for Dark Core or believing their side?

No. Even if Dark Core was somehow trying to do something good she still hates what they’ve done to the earth and innocent people.

25. What or who is Garnok to them? A dark presence? A squid-like monster? A child with a ridiculously complicated jumping course (fuckin @’s Lizzy)?

Something unknowable. She wonders if it really cares about dark core, or if dark core really even knows what Garnok is themselves.

26. Do they ever go to the Disco? If they don’t, would they ever consider going? What would it take to make them go?

No, too many people, too loud.

27. Disco or Moorland Beach party?

Neither.

28. Are they interested in helping with archaeology or fishing?

Both, she enjoys both greatly because they don’t require too much contact with people. (I hate both because both suck at this very moment, make it fun sso!)

29. How do they feel about Igor, the waiter/manager of the Dino Valley cafe, and whom seemed interested in your horse for… “culinary reasons?”

She doesn’t trust him one bit. And he can stay far away from her horses. He can order her wine though, thats fine.

30. Do they like the perpetual winter of Dino Valley or the perpetual autumn/fall of Goldenhills Valley, or is it strange to them? Do they prefer one over the other, or neither?

She has mixed feelings about it. It’s not natural. But she enjoys visiting both when she feels like being in that season.

💋 how many partners do you have? One for now.

💘 do you feel like you chose to be polyamorous or do you feel like it’s who you are? I think it’s currently who I am, but it’s not like I’ve always known.

❤️ how many metamours (partners’ partners) do you have? None.

💔 what was the worst thing someone has said/done when they found out you were polyamorous? Nothing yet, I’ve only told two people.

💖 what was your best moment with each of your partners? My favorite moments are when we’re curled up on the bed just being silly. Playing games or laughing or talking.

💗 do you prefer to date people who are dating each other or not? Dating each other. I want a big happy poly puppy pile.

💙 what’s your best memory with a metamour? N/a

💚 how did you come to be in a polyamorous relationship/ identify as polyamorous? It started when I was reading L.K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series. It opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was younger, it’s how I realized I was Bi and Poly.

💛 what’s your favorite polyam pun? My memory is shit so, don’t got one.

🌻 does your polycule have any inside jokes? Don’t PUSH me and some others.

💜 do you think of polyamory as a sexuality? Kinda, yea.

❦ what was your worst polyam break up? Not had one yet thankfully.

💝 what’s your gender? Female

💞 what’s your sexuality? Bi

💟 do you think being polyam makes you LGBT? Only if the poly group is LGBT+ I guess? 

❣️ who’s the most stylish person in your polycule? No one, yet.

💌 how do your partners tell you they love you? By saying I love you generally but also in lots of small and big ways.

💍 have you ever had or do you ever want a wedding or commitment ceremony? Maybe, I’m on the fence about it really.

💐 what’s something you like about each of your metamours? Still don’t have any.

🌸 are you looking for more partners right now? Yes, I’m looking for a female (I want a girlfriend)

🌹 what’s your ideal number of partners? 4, two guys, two girls so it’s nice and even. But maybe I'd like more then that, idk.

🌺 would you ever want to live with both your partner and your metamour? Yes!

[theswannking]

yes hi hello i am here for immortal hector/reincarnated lizzie for the ship meme thank you

General:

Rate the Ship -  100/10 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit 

Okay so I typed my own answer before I realized there were options here v (but I like my rating better so I’m keeping it)Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - as long as they can stand not to murder each other

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slowly. Very gradual. The kind of falling in love that’s more like “laying on top of love”.

How was their first kiss? - Awkward because they kind of weren’t expecting it and then it was happening, but they started over right after and the second kiss was much better.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - She did

Who is the best man/men? - Jack obviously

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - One of E’s sorority sisters

Who did the most planning? - Elizabeth

Who stressed the most? -well… I’m not sure, I’d have to talk this one out with you

How fancy was the ceremony? - pretty fancy I mean di— oh. there are options again.Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - the ghosts of Blackbeard, Davy Jones, and Cutler Beckett

Sex:

Who is on top? - They switch

Who is the one to instigate things? - They switch again

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head [she’s actually a tiny bit more vanilla than I expected]

How long do they normally last? - it just kinda depends on context? I mean if you have all day, take all day; if you have time for a quickie, have a quickie

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - meh, it evens out in the end

How rough are they in bed? - there’s some serious fucking hate sex going onSofter than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - maaaybe one or two

How many children will they adopt? - see above

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Hector

Who is the stricter parent? - one of those ones I’d have to talk out to be sure

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Hector

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Elizabeth

Who is the more loved parent? - oh my god that’s not an okay question (Elizabeth)

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Elizabeth

Who cried the most at graduation? - Elizabeth

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Hector

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Elizabeth but even that’s not a lot.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither one of them

Who does the grocery shopping? - Elizabeth

How often do they bake desserts? - lol never?

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Either? depends on mood I guess.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - they’re both equally likely

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - also both equally likely

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Hector obviously you know what a Problem he is

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Elizabeth

Who is really against chores? - Hector

Who cleans up after the pets? - Hector - “IT’S YOUR CAT.”

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Hector

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Elizabeth

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Hector

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Elizabeth

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they both do

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - I mean. .there’s a Christmas tree every year and maybe like some Halloween junk but? That’s a little off Elizabeth’s radar

What are their goals for the relationship? - hAPPILY EVER AFTER

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Elizabeth

Who plays the most pranks? - they don’t really play pranks, although they both do go out of their way to outsmart the other one

#bad romance (immortal hector | reincarnated elizabeth) #immortal/reincarnation au #forbroadside #what makes you think i need protecting? (elizabeth swann) #you've doomed us all (hector barbossa) #[modern au]