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sillysillygoofygoose · 2 months
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Helloooo can I request single dad Toji living with his son megumi but then neighbor reader moves in and yk HAHHAHAH anyways love ur works
Hi!! Okay, okay, okay SOOOOO cute 🥰 I LOVE this trope sooooo much. Thank you smmm anon 💕💕 I have the smexiest ask in my inbox rn, so I thought I would start with some innocent fluff 🤭
Toji is like... super down bad in this one btw
One and a Half Men □○
Toji swore off of dating the day he became a single father. Never again, he told himself. He was too busy. Too preoccupied. Too grown to be playing a twenty-something year old's game. It was evident by his whisps of gray hair, earned over the three and a half challenging years of fatherhood.
When Megumi was first born, Toji found him and his bundle of joy a nice enough apartment, conveniently next to an uninhabited one so Megumi's cries wouldn't wake up any neighbors. Toji kept his head down and focused on what he needed to do. He worked, he took care of his baby boy, and he just kept moving forward.
And he kept good on his promise... very good. Until you showed up.
"Oh, good morning Megumi! Hi Mr. Toji, how are you guys doing today?"
There you were. A beautiful, shining sweetheart, kind and angelic down to your very core. A college student, roughly twenty years old, full of life and hope and love. And the Fushiguro's neighbor of six months.
"I told ya' a million times doll, don't call me Mr. Anything. Makes me feel older than I already am." Toji can't help the way his heart pulses in his chest everytime you flash that bright smile his way. He wishes he could.
"Okay, Mr. Toji." You giggle him off, shrugging away his gruff tone as Megumi let's go of his dad's finger and starts waddling over to you, the smallest smile parting his chubby cheeks.
"Hi y~y/n. M'mmorning. I have new shirt." Megumi makes his way over to you, grabbing your hand with one of his while the other stretches the fabric of his yellow and blue t-shirt towards you, showing it off.
"Oh wow! I see! You look very dapper this morning, Megumi!" Toji watches as you crouch down in front of Megumi, absent-mindedly patting down the raven strands of hair protruding out of the little boys' scalp
Hm, Toji thinks, watching as you blabber back and forth with the little man, smile widening more and more with every word Megumi stumbles out.
A buzzing notification from his phone distracts him from the heartwarming scene. Fuck, graveyard shift tonight.
"Well, I'm very glad you like it, you look suuuuper handsome, just like your daddy." Toji's ears perk up when he hears that. He let's a smirk slip when he realizes you're already looking at him, holding little Gumi's hand.
Hearing Megumi's quiet giggles reminds him of his current conundrum. He doesn't have anyone to look after Megumi tonight.
"Um hey, y/n, are you busy tonight?" Toji scratches the back of his neck, keeping a cool composure as his heart picks up speed.
"No, I don't think so! Why?" You stand up, caressing Megumi's head when he clings to your legs.
"I don't like asking for favors, but could you watch Megumi tonight? I'll pay ya." Toji ignores Megumi's excited squeal at the mention of spending the night at your place, knowing at this rate, he would probably have the same reaction.
"Oh my god, I'd love to! You really don't have to pay me, it would be my pleasure. He's such a little gentleman." Almost as excited as Megumi, you agree, softly squeezing the toddler's tiny shoulders.
You say your goodbyes, explaining how you need to run to the store and that Toji can drop Megumi off whenever.
As you wave goodbye, Megumi turns back to his daddy, huge smile overtaking his dumpling face.
"Yay, tank you dada! I wuv y/n, so nice and pretty." Toji has never seen his little boy so excited.
"Yeah, me too, little guy." Toji mused, walking down the apartment building's hallway, distracted by confirming his shift with his boss.
"Dada wove y/n too?" Megumi mumbles to himself, looking up at his dad with bright, hopeful eyes.
"Uhm, huh? Uh she's a very nice young lady, Megs." Realizing what he said, he backtracks, distracting Megumi with under chin tickles.
"Okay Dada." Megumi giggles, scrunching his chin to his chest, trying to stop the tingles infecting his little body.
...
Megumi was quick to warm up to you when you first moved in. It was just something about you. Maybe it was the same thing that had Toji head over heels the moment he first talked to you.
You were so refreshing to be around. Both Toji and Megumi were so used to only having each other. A young, smiling, motherly woman was such a fulfilling person to have around. Like a missing piece. Your presence was magnetic to the small family, both of them adoring you, only in different ways.
Everything about you was so beautiful. It almost made Toji nervous...
"Dada... knock knock." Megumi pulls Toji's hand towards your door, reminding him of the task at hand.
"You got it bud." Toji picks Megumi up under his armpits, letting him do the knocking.
Immediately, the door swings open, revealing a smiling you, clad in a flimsy tank top and baggy sweatpants.
"Megumi!!" You exclaim, laughing as the little boy grabs your neck and transfers himself into your arms.
"Yayyayayay, y/n!" Megumi squeezes you before turning to his dad.
"Bye bye, dada. Night night." Megumi immediately waves to his dad, almost kicking him out.
"Hold on, little man. Let me talk to y/n for a minute." Toji huffed a laugh as you smiled, moving to the side to let him in.
Toji declined coming in, explaining that he didn't want to intrude. He began explaining that Megumi was due for sleep, saying how it's already way past his bedtime. You point to your room, assuring him that Megumi would be sleeping like a king and that you were drowning in school work, too much to worry about sleeping on the couch.
Toji nodded along, beginning to tune your melodic voice out as he observed the way a sleepy Megumi snuggled into your neck, and the way your hand cradled his head, carding through his messy hair.
"Okay, well, I don't want to keep you too long, Toji! Megumi is safe and sound, and will be asleep verrryyy soon." You tease the little boy, knowing that he's already fighting sleep, dozing off on your shoulder.
Toji smiled when he didn't hear an honorific before his name. Your body froze up as he moved unbelievably close to you, face rubbing against yours as he cups the back of Megumi's head, kissing him goodnight.
"Thanks again, text me if you need anything. Be a good boy Gumi, love ya." Toji waves goodbye as you close the door, turning in your place to take a deep breath, feeling your heated cheeks with the back of your hand, pulling yourself together. What a man.
Your fan-girling subsides when you feel a yawn against your neck, reminding you of the exhausted little boy in your arms.
"Let's get you to bed, buddy. We can have fun in the morning, okay?" You feel a mumble on your skin as you walk to your room, taking in the little boys matching pajamas, little toes covered with fluffy socks. Your heart melts in your chest. How cute.
"Alright, there we go. All set, bud?" You smile down at Megumi tucked in your pink bedding, little head resting on your memory foam pillow.
"Back rub, please?" Megumi pleads, instinctively rubbing his scalp with flat hands. That's where the messy hair comes from.
"Okay, bud." You soften your voice as the boy rolls around in your bed, laying on his chubby little tummy.
He hums happily when he feels the weight of your hand on his back, making grabby hands at your unoccupied one, asking to hold it.
"Dada woves you. He said so to me." Megumi smiles softly, squeezing you hand.
"Oh! Um... oh! He said that?" A wave of shock and flush runs through your body, chest and face heating up.
"Mhm. He thinks you're pretty. I think he wants- marry you." Gumi goes rouge as sleep clouds his little mind, cutting into his own sentences.
"Allrrighhtt Megs... let's focus on bedtime, okay?" You giggle out, feeling like a schoolgirl after hearing the unreliable narrator's thoughts.
"Mmh, okay. Night night, Mama."
...
You didn't get a lick of sleep. How could you? Piles of work was banging at your brain, but the only thing you could think of was Toji and Megumi. Mama.
Pulling at your face, you snap out of your panicked thoughts when you hear a door open and the weight of a tiny body running to your couch. Looking up, your heart breaks in half.
"Y/nnn, bad dreammm. I had bad dream." Megumi sobs out, hands seeking comfort in his hair rubbing his head in agony. His face is puffy and red as tears run down his chubby cheeks, sniffing and crying.
"Oh Gumi, I'm sorry baby... here, come here honey." Climbing onto the couch, Megumi rushes into your arms, holding onto you like you would disappear. Sighing, you stand up with the little boy koala bear-ing you, pacing back and forth as you hush him.
Gazing at the time displayed on the oven, you see that it's already four in the morning. Megumi burrows himself into your body, getting as close as possible to you, seeking the maternal comfort your provide.
"M so sleepy. Don't wanna be by myself." Megumi eventually sighs after tiring himself out, fidgeting with the strap of your tank top.
"Let's sit down, okay bubs? Let's just take some deep breaths." You feel like a nervous wreck, hoping you're comforting Megumi well enough, not fully knowing what to do.
Sitting back down, you pat his back, resting your head on the back of the couch. The weight of Megumi's tired head on your chest grounds you. As you begin dozing off, you feel Megumi's grip on you relax, signaling his sleep.
Exhaling, you rest your arms around the resting lump, finally letting sleep overtake you.
...
Bright and early, you're awoken by the sounds of cabinets opening and closing. You freak out, thinking someone was ransacking your apartment before you open your eyes to see a little body wandering around your kitchen.
"Thirsty." Was the only explanation you get from the messy haired boy as he continued look for a glass.
Pouring him a glass of water, you place him on a chair in your small kitchen, starting his breakfast.
Megumi mumbles to himself as you prepare his scrambled eggs, keeping himself entertained. As you sit across from him, placing his plate in front of him, he smiles and thanks you quietly before digging in.
You drink your coffee, enjoying the peace and quiet provided by Megumi's preoccupied mind...
"Y/n?"
"Yes, Gumi?"
"Do you love dada?"
Megumi brings it up again. Great. Nosey little boy.
"Because I want a mommy. And you're good at it. I think you should be my mama."
"Hey, Gumi, what's your favorite dinosaur?" You blurt out, stopping the conversation as soon as possible.
The little boy glares at you, too smart to be tricked, but giving in anyway.
"T-rex."
...
"Dada! Y/n took good care of me!" Megumi sung the highest of praises when you opened the door to an exhausted Toji.
"I'm sure she did! I hope he didn't give you too much trouble." Toji teased, seeing the dark bags manifesting under your eyes.
"No, not at all, he's a very good boy." You smiled giving Megumi one last hug before he grabbed onto his dad's thumb.
"Thank you so much again, really it means the world to us." Toji reminded you, pulling a fifty out of his pocket, almost begging you to take it. You insisted on him keeping it, joking that the economy is too tough to be stealing his money. Saying their final goodbyes, Toji and Megumi left you alone with your thoughts.
Oh my god. Toji looked so good. His sweatshirt made his already huge frame look unbelievably broader, looking so protective as he held onto his little boy at your door.
You needed him. Bad. And it freaked the shit out of you.
Hope you enjoyed! Xoxo
*PART TWO IS NOW UP!!!!!* https://www.tumblr.com/sillysillygoofygoose/740703539826917377/one-and-a-half-men-one?source=share
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sugarsblurbs · 8 months
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A/N: this was supposed to be headcannons but it turned in to a little story. Yes I will make headcannons soon🤭
I just read a dad!eddie fic shocker but this one was different…..‘twas stepdad!eddie sooooo.
You got pregnant with someone you thought was the love of your life boy were you wrong. The moment you told him he turned into a whole different person, he claimed it wasn’t his and demanded a paternity test. So at the age of two weeks old your little bundle of joy was tested….. lo and behold the baby was his. He wasn’t the best father he was very in and out of your baby’s life. You used to live in the city but wanted a slower more homey place. So you found Hawkins Indiana. It was like a curse or luck that right with you were met with the Welcome To Hawkins sign your car started making noises and smoking. Luckily, no to far down the road was an auto shop. That’s where you met the with the shaggy hair Eddie Munson. It was love at first sight. It was cute how he interacted with your baby at first he thought they were your sibling but you corrected him. You saw something change in his eyes but couldn’t put a finger on what. He fixed your car for a small price ……..a date with him. The date was amazing and you went on more and more and more until he asked you to be his girlfriend. Eddie has this connection with your child that you wish your baby daddy had in the first place. Due to court every weekend your child had to go with their dad. He showed up maybe once a month and would make up so many excuses. One weekend when he actually showed up he saw Eddie and your kid playing the front yard saying he was pissed was an understatement. He started to yell, you ran outside hearing the commotion and saw your baby daddy yelling and coming towards Eddie and Eddie holding your child close to his chest protecting them. What you all heard next shocked you each in different ways in the tiniest voice you heard “No don’t hurt my daddy” they said while holding onto Eddie as if they were the protector.
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eveatethefruit · 1 year
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Possible steddie requests incoming- both of them fucking their scared sub during a thunderstorm? Apologies if that’s too fluffy lol
stop there was a thunderstorm this morning and I had thought about this too :(
CW: Daddy!steve, subby! fem reader, thunder storm, smutty smut I also wrote this rlly fast sooooo sorry if it's not my best!
This is a little more Stevie heavy bc he's been on my mind <3
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“DADDY!” You jump in your seat, hiding your face into Steve's chest as you squeal from the loud thunder crack .
You love the sound of the rain, you love the fall time, but goodness you get so scared of the thunder and lightning.
You’re cuddled up in one of Eddie’s old hoodies, into a ball on Steves lap on the bed as you try and calm down. He had put on your favorite Disney movie, but the thunder keeps interrupting.
“I know baby. It’s super scary, but Daddy’s got you,” Steve says moving you so you’re fully facing him, straddling his lap. He kisses your head, rubbing your back slowly. “And Ed’s will be home soon with all your favorite candy and tea.”
Another loud crack makes you jump slightly on the boy and let out a squeak. You hear Steve hiss lowly. “What? Daddy are you okay?” you ask, nervously.
“Mmhmm,” he grunts. “Yeah sweetie just, you just uh jumped on me a little that’s all,” he breathes. You don’t understand, your eyebrows knitted together. That is, until you shift on him slightly, and feel the growing bulge under you, pressing through his sweats and against your center, only clothed by some black cotton undies.
“Oh…” your mouth opens, and it makes you giggle a little, shifting again on him slightly.
He groans again. “Baby…If you keep doing that-“
“Doing what?” you tease, eyes open innocently. But a loud thunder crack distracts you, your head whipping toward the window as the flash of lightning illuminates the sky.
Steve's eyes are on your profile, taking in your soft sweet features. He loves seeing you like this, all cute and dependent on him. He loves taking care of you - and he knows just how to do it.
“I have an idea baby,” He says, his deep voice gaining your attention.
“Why don’t you just rest your head right here,” Steve continues, pushing your head onto his chest. “And let Daddy take care of you.”
You smile at his gesture. But the movement of his hips below you has you realizing it is far from innocent. You feel his cock become bare beneath you as Steve uses the hand not on your head to move your underwear to the side.
“Daddy?” you ask feigning innocence at his actions, though it has your core aching .
“Shhh baby. Open,” he says, prodding his fingers past your lips into your mouth. You suck on them, coating them with spit . He removes them from your mouth and places them between your two bodies.
He starts playing with your puffy folds, already starting to get wet with arousal. Your gasps of fear from the thunder quickly turn in to gasps of arousal from Steve's fingers stretching you out.
“That’s right baby, just focus on me,” Steve coos, pushing his fingers in and out of you. You feel yourself getting more and more wet, your eyes droopy as you rest your head on Steve’s shoulder.
He pulls his fingers in out of you, in and out. His pace slow and steady, just easing you into it, making your head go nice and fuzzy for him.
When he pulls his fingers all the way out you whine. “Gonna give you something even better sweetheart,” He says , positioning his hard cock at your entrance. You gasp as his tip starts to press into you, stretching you out. No matter how many times you’ve taken his cock, it always feels so big .
You moan as you sink yourself on to him, your lips connecting with his neck as his big hands grab at your hips. You hear what you assume is thunder but don’t even care as you take in the feeling of being filled by Steve. He starts to gently lift you up and down, bouncing you on his thick cock. His heavy balls slapping your ass each time he fills you completely.
“F-feels so good Daddy,” you moan, fingers digging into his shoulders as you keep yourself steadily bouncing on him.
Steve squeezes your hips hard, starting to thrust up into you, eliciting little high pitched moans from your open mouth. “I know baby. You’re so good letting Daddy fuck you through the storm,” he mutters, his teeth grinding as he picks up his pace.
“Is this why you asked me to go get the candy?” Eddie says, appearing in the doorway. You hadn’t even heard him come in. Too distracted by Steve pounding into you. His pace only slows slightly at the sight of Eddie, keeping his hold as he bounces you on his hips.
“N-no Sir. Needed Daddy to- to” you try to speak, but can’t finish as Steve picks his pace back up. Eddie smiles at your whimpers, loving how fucked out you look on Steves cock.
“I understand baby. Needed Daddy’s cock to distract you from the thunder?” Eddie asks, coming over to the edge of the bed to watch closer.
“F-fuck. Yeah , little baby needs her Daddy to help her,” Steve grunts, his eyes locked on where you two are colliding.
Eddie gives a mock “Aw”, as his hands start to roam yours and Steves sweaty bodies. His ringed hand comes up to hold your neck, gripping your throat and holding you in place as Steve grabs your hips.
“Be good. Stay still and take what Daddy gives you,” Eddie says, eyes piercing into yours. You still, hovering slightly above Steve, giving him room to pound into you mercilessly.
You feel him hitting that perfect spot inside of you, making your legs start to shake. “That’s it baby,” Steve grunts, his thrusts getting sloppy.
Eddie’s free hand comes down to find your clit, rubbing small quick circles as Steve abuses your wet hole. The feeling is overwhelming, being stimulated so much in both ways by both of your boys.
“P-please-“ you choke out, trying to ask permission through Eddie’s hold on you.
“Cum baby. Cum with me. God f-fuuck,” Steve moans, his thrusts sloppy and hard as he cums at the same time as you, both of your highs leaving you breathless and damp with sweat.
Eddie releases your neck and let’s you collapse onto Steve, both of you catching your breath as you lay with each other.
“Guess you didn’t even realize the thunder stopped, huh?” Eddie smirks, giving your ass a small smack as he takes off his shirt to join the cuddle pile.
You giggle. “Thank you,” you smile up at Steve, who’s looking at you with half lidded eyes.
“Of course baby,” Steve hums, kissing your head. as you drift off to sleep.
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mirkwoodshewolf · 1 year
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Drawing chaos; Peter Quill x toddler reader
*Author’s note*
So this comes from @white-wolf-buckaroo​ who I thank for being sooooo patient with me and I hope this is the continuation you were looking for. After seeing the Groot shorts on Disney+ the Magnum Opus short was BIG inspiration for this fic so I hope you as well as all my readers enjoy this little drabble.
No warnings just some pure, unadulterated fluff.  This can be served as a sequel to this story here.
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It had been four years since the Guardians had found little (Y/n) and to say their lives had changed well—it definitely had its fill of surprises.  Like the one time when they were on a mission in Tamaran to stop a Leviathan attack and (Y/n) (who had just started learning how to walk) had gotten out of the ship and while completely and blissfully unaware of the dangers on the planet, walked through the forests of Tamaran and nearly got eaten by an alien plant.  Of course Rocket managed to spot her and get her out of there.
Or the time when she was three and her father Peter had to stay behind on a mission because he had injured his arm pretty badly.  Though he enjoyed spending time with his daughter, he almost had a heart attack when they were playing a game of hide and seek and he couldn’t find her anywhere. It took over 2 hours of him having a panic attack searching every nook and cranny of the Milano but he couldn’t find her.
Only to have the team come back, yell at him before helping to find her until Gamora saw that she had slipped under Peter’s bed and had fallen asleep.  Of course as soon as Peter saw how cute she looked asleep, he couldn’t stay mad at her and took her back to her room (but he did give her a lecture about scaring him like that again).
Now at four years old, (Y/n) could walk and talk and she seemed fully invested in her world of the Milano.  She was especially good friends with Groot, or Baby Groot, again. Yep, another incident had made Groot burn up and he had once again become Baby Groot.  And of course when you get a baby as mischievous as Baby Groot and a curious toddler like (Y/n) Quill, things can get a bit chaotic.
The Guardians were out cruising through the galaxy when both (Y/n) and Baby Groot had decided to make something for their dads. Together the two of them got the supplies they needed to make their drawings.
They got to lounge room where they had their meals, coffee breaks or wanted to take some time away from the others.  (Y/n) and Baby Groot set down their supplies and set down their papers.  Groot began to white out the ALFIE comic book cover he had taken from Quill’s collection while (Y/n) was using an old page torn out of a Laskavarian translation book.
Groot then used some glue and placed it not only on the paper but also on the tail hair he had cut from Rocket’s tail.  While (Y/n) used her markers to draw her pictures.
“I am Groot.” He said to her.
“No my picture will be better.”
“I am Groot!”
“No mine!” (y/n) stuck her tongue out at Groot before returning to her drawing and Groot back to his.  (Y/n) capped her red marker before picking up the green one next and drew the next person she was going to draw.  She then looked up to see Groot holding her father’s boot which had his rocket propeller. “Hey that’s daddy! He wouldn’t like you using that.”
“I am Groot.”
“You better or I’m gonna tell on you.”
“I am Groot.” He mumbled before placing the broken shades over his face and activating the rocket boosters and placed it over his picture to draw off the glue.  After a while their pictures were almost done when Groot got the idea for how to get glitter.
He placed one of Rocket’s makeshift bombs on top of a green glittering hard drive Groot had pulled from the ship and then took him and (Y/n) out of the room with the detonator.
“I am Groot.”
“No I wanna push it.”
“I am Groot!”
“You can push it.”
“I am Groot.”
“No you push it.”
“I. Am. Groot.”
“Okay, I will.” She had tricked him thanks to an old gag she had seen on a cartoon show.  Groot gawked at her then pouted as she hovered her finger over the big red button before she pressed it and the room exploded loudly.  After the smoke cleared and the massive wave og glitter than shot out of the room had fallen to the floor, the two kids raced back inside with their pictures to use the glitter as they saw fit.
Suddenly Groot almost tripped over a large hole that had been made in the ground by the bomb.
“Uh-oh.” Said (y/n).  Groot pondered before racing over to the cabinet drawers and pulled out a roll of duct tape.  He raced back over and pulled apart the tape and together the two kids tried to patch the hole up before anybody noticed.
Walking through the hallway was Quill as he looked around with both a curious but worried look.  All day he hadn’t been able to find (y/n) and he knew she wasn’t playing another game of hide and seek.  For one thing she hadn’t finished her lunch which was odd because (much like her dad) she never leaves food behind.
He came into the engine room where Rocket was doing some repairs to the control panels that had been acting up and glitching on his side of the ship, preventing him from taking control of the ship when he wanted to.
“Hey Rocket.” Peter called out.  Rocket peeked out from the floor and lifted up his goggles holding both a hammer and blowtorch in each hand.
“What do you want Quill? Can’t you see I’m very busy fixing up my ship.”
“Uhh first of all it’s my ship. And second, you hadn’t seen (Y/n) or Groot around have you?”
“I’ve been down here doing repairs Quill, hadn’t seen hair nor twig of em.”
“Well I haven’t either and I’m starting to get worried.”
“Alright, alright. If it’ll keep your pants on, let’s see if we can’t find them.” Rocket said lifting himself up from the floor, set down his tools and took the goggles off.
The two of them walked along the hallways when they felt the room shake as well as the big boom that sounded off.
“Oh no.” they both said worriedly as they both took off running.  As they turned left, they saw that the room that lead into the lounge area had gone up in smoke and the fire alarm was blaring off. “Groot! (Y/n)!”
“(Y/n) can you hear me!?” Peter called out.
“Groot are you dead!!” Rocket exclaimed as they looked around frantically for both their children only to look down at the floor to see them both completely fine as they continued to patch up the hole with duct tape.  “Oh there you two are. Wait are-are those the ship’s fuel rods?!” Peter gawked as he pointed out the entire destruction in his ship.
“And how did the walls collapse like that and why is everything on fire!? And more importantly what smells like something died in here?!”
“Wait a minute is that….” Rocket sniffed the air before bending down and picked up the purple soap bar.  “Drax’s soap?”
“He’s been bothering me looking for that thing, won’t shut up about it.” Peter said.  The two parental figures then turned to the kids and Rocket scolded them both.
“Kids, why does it look like a bomb went off in here?” As Baby Groot pulled on the roll of tape he said.
“I am Groot?”
“Don’t give me that boldface lie. There’s no way this was a gas leak!” Rocket reprimanded him.  Peter crossed his arms over his chest before looking to (Y/n).
“(Y/n) Meredith Quill, give me the truth or it’s no music for a week.”
“We used the-the bomb for the glitter.” She said.
“WHAT!? How did-Rocket I told you to keep your bombs out of reach of the kids!!”
“Hey don’t you put this on my Quill!”
“You’re the one leaving bombs easily available for the kids to get to! Who else am I gonna blame!?”
“How bout the two gremlins who caused the explosion in the first place!?!?” the two of them looked down at the kids who were now looking down shamefully at their pictures. “Now don’t you two think you’re getting out of this by being cute.” Rocket scolded.
“He’s right. What you two did was completely dangerous and unsafe! You could’ve been hurt or worse killed!” the two kids looked at each other before holding up their pictures.
“What? What’s this more trash? Better be a written apology.” Rocket said as he took Groot’s picture while Peter took (y/n)’s. Rocket pulled out a pair of glasses and set them along his muzzle as he looked at the picture.  “Huh this is….hmm…..wow this is, this is pretty cool. Oh this is very nice!”
“Let me see.” Rocket showed Peter Groot’s picture to see that it was all of them together with Groot encompassing his arms around his friends and family.  “Wait why am I crying in the picture?”
“Cause you’re always a crybaby Quill. Face it, you whine more than these two do.”
“I do not!” Peter whined.  Rocket raised his brow with an expression that said, ‘really?’ Peter grumbled before clearing his throat and said.  “Well at least my baby girl sees her father for what he truly is. BAM! Top that!” Peter then turned over (Y/n)’s picture.
She had drawn each of the Guardians in a way she always remembers them.  Her and her dad dancing to music, her aunt Gamora’s hugs, climbing onto uncle Drax’s shoulders pretending he’s a mountain, and Rocket along with Groot (in his current state) with machines.
“Hmm. Impressive job there kid. Even though I still disagree with how you drew your old man.” Rocket ruffled (y/n)’s hair.  “We’re gonna have to get these two pictures framed, maybe even put them on top of the refrigerator.”
“You really like them?”
“Of course squirt, you and Groot did a pretty good job on each of your pictures.”
“I am Groot?” Peter and Rocket looked at each other before Peter said.
“As long as no one was hurt, I guess we can’t really fault you guys. Besides Rocket can fix this up.”
“WHAT!?!?”
“Your bombs, your mess. C’mon kiddo.” Peter picked (y/n) up and they walked back to their shared bed quarters.
As promised, Peter managed to find an old picture frame that he had kept and placed the picture inside and sealed it up before setting it right by the bed.
“There. Perfect spot for it.”
“Perfect spot for it.” (y/n) repeated which made Peter chuckle softly as he ruffled his daughter’s head.  “You know baby girl, that was pretty unsafe of what you and Groot did, I thought something bad had happened to you.”
“I sorry daddy. Just wanted to make the picture more prettyful.” She softly said.
“I know. But next time don’t follow Groot’s instructions on using bombs to make glitter. At this stage Groot’s a little psychopath.”
“What’s a psychopath?” she asked mispronouncing the word but Peter understood what she was saying.
“Well….it’s a person who doesn’t understand right from wrong and makes bad choices everytime. Which is something I don’t want you doing promise me okay?”
“I promise daddy.”
“That’s my girl. Now go to sleep.”
“Will you sing for me?”
“Of course. Which song shall it be tonight?”
“My song! My song! My song!” she cheered as she got under the covers.
“Alright, alright, alright calm down. Get settled in and I’ll sing it.” Once he tucked her in, Peter softly began to sing ‘Ooh child’, the very song she’s always loved ever since he officially adopted her what felt like a short time ago.
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anamiakitty · 5 months
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18yr old seeking help
I need a weight coach daddy sooooo badly... we can maybe SC together but I'd prefer skype and email so I could keep stuff more private. Please please please email me at anamiakitty123@gmail if you want to discuss more. I just don't wanna seem like sketchy b/c I'm super real and honestly super cute, just need to be skinnier. Won't show my face on here. I would totally email pics and vids or do a skype sesh for money. Like any gross thing you wanna see you me do to myself
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Angel buying new undergarments:D maybe her favorite bra isn’t doing it’s job so she’s getting a new one with Sarah and she told h that they are going on a lil shopping spree. She’s trying a couple of colors she’s not sure if she should get her usual pink or the pretty white one Sarah votes for the white since it “looks angelic” and it does make her smile she loves how Sarah and everyone has fallen into calling her angel she’s not sure h likes it though since it’s “his name” and he “owns the rights to it” and just as she’s thinking of him she hears her phone light up with Harry’s name “at what store now?” she picks it up “getting a new bra since you said that mine was digging at my skin” he did tell her that the other day when he took her bra off only to find her sides were red and raw as he kissed the redness away. she is in the changing room so she doesn’t feel as weird when she pulls her phone further away smiling and taking a picture with just her face Harry is still at work and since he’s texting her he’s either waiting for his next client or taking his break “thought that’d be a picture of something else angel” she’s giggling “made sure no ones looking?” She asks him laughing “yeah made me nervous for no reason” she sends him another picture of her pouting following it with “oh no” h is smiling the way she looks with her pout and eyes…she makes him weak so weak “don’t pretend you feel bad angel. lying doesn’t suit you” she hears Sarah calling her name “you ready yet?” she looks down at her bare body with just the new set she’s buying on “yes just a sec” she rushes into taking everything off and putting her outfit back on phone resting on her palm rereading everything “I do feel bad, forgive me?” she picks the rest of her stuff getting out of the Changing room showing Sarah that she’s getting the white set whole Sarah shows her the things she’s getting “no” h texts her she’s paying for the things she got “you wouldn’t like the picture anyway it’s nothing too pretty” h doesn’t like that not one bit “I don’t care what it is angel If it’s on you I wanna see it” she can’t help the smile that’s taking over her features Sarah is nudging her teasing her “if I didn’t already leave the room I would’ve showed you” Sarah is pulling angel into a different store “from now on I demand pictures whenever you are getting clothes and I don’t care if they are socks I wanna see them okay bunny?” her cheeks are getting red she hates it feels like everyone knows what Harry is sending her “okay daddy” she’s hesitant at the name but he’s already riled up so what’s one more thing going to do? so he closes her eyes as she hits send Harry sends her multiple texts “angel” “stop” “doing this” “to me” “not fair my client is coming in any minute” oops “sorry!! thought you were on a break :( go back to work promise once I get home I’ll try it on for you I’ll give you a walk and everything too” Harry likes that likes it very much “good can’t wait”
Literally SOOOOOOO OBSESSED:( soooo cute that h wants angel to be his name for her and like sure ppl can recognize that she is an angel (bc ofc it’s not like she can hide it) but that’s his name he started it:( so when Sarah is like ooooh the white set is sooooo angel tho! And y/n’s all really?!!!! So she’s excited to go try it on and all and when h texts her like he’s been doing periodically through out the day she’s assuming he’s on a break or waiting for his next client to show up and sooooooo obsessed w the idea of him being the one to tell her that she might need to get a new bra bc the one she has now is just too old and digging into her sides and :(((((( and her sending him a little selfie in the fitting room and he’s soooooo smushy for “thought that was going to be a picture of something else”🥸 and she’s laughing a little bc ofc he would think that and him making sure no one can peek over his shoulder before he opened it up just to see her all smiley for him:) and she thinks it’s funny and wants to play w him a little and sends a pouty pic and he can see her shoulder w just the bra strap on it and he’s just soooooo gone for her she’s def playing w him but she’s so pretty that he can barely even be mad at her:( and she really does feel bad for making him nervous :( but she texts him back that little forgive me message before she’s getting dressed again just to see his little no>:( when she checks her phone again and she just thinks he’s cute:( and when she tells him that it’s just a plain set nothing pretty that he wouldn’t like it anyway he’s sooooOOOO:( bc ofc he would like it doesnt matter if it’s lingerie or plain undies or socks he wants to see her it’s a Requirement now😠 and just the little okay daddy she sends taking all her confidence bc they never ever talked like that over text before and she’s like regretting not sending a pic for him now bc ugh she just!!!!! She wants him to see her:(  but that first reaction to her daddy text being his spread out texts telling her to stop that he has a client coming in and but she ofc promises fo show him everything when he comes home and I can see h being sooooo pleased w that development 
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Hi !!
first wanna say i read through all of FB and it was one of the best AU I’ve read fr, so Bravo!! Now you’ve re-peaked my interest with this Mom AU and got me wondering…
Why has Ereka decided Yelena is the perfect match for her mom? Is it that she’s just a true ally who when playing pretend has her barbies play house and raise a family while Ken sits in the corner quietly?
Or does she some how remember what it was like when Kate and Tom we’re together and doesn’t want to experience that again so she decides to pick a nice (and totally not grumpy) lady for Kate because she doesn’t think a man matches her mom’s vibe. Enter Yelena and Ereka decides: “yes, you’re perfect for my mommy!”
Or maybe she’s just down bad for a sister and doesn’t care how Kate gets her one. Because clearly daddy isn’t getting her one (he’s too busy pining after Kate) so maybe another mommy can get me one… again enters: Yelena😈
This made me laugh more than once and I've had a week from hell so thank you.
Ereka has never really seen her parents fight. Like I've mentioned, up until he goes Hulk Green with envy once Yel comes around Tom is a pretty solid guy. They had a mature divorce and it was more of a "I kind of outgrew you and I think it'd be best for all three of us if we weren't together" from Kate vs. like "I hate your guts" screaming matches between them. Kate still considers Tom a friend and motormouths her way into being kinda *too* chummy with him (not to mention she still lets him fuck lol) and that gives him all the mixed signals all the time. In the back of his mind, he can still get his girls back. Enter...Yelena and the girls both fall pretty hard for the grump charm. Tom doesn't take it too well. But to be fair, that was partly Kate's fault because she was kind of stringing him along a little bit. Not necessarily intentionally but he never really wanted to split up and even when they did, not that much changed except he didn't live with them anymore. They weren't "together" but they sure as hell had a good relationship and he still saw Kate naked all the time lol. The only rule was he couldn't sleep over and they had to be lowkey about it to not confuse Ri, but Kate's a horny girl and it's SOOOOO much less effort to be like "u up?" to her baby daddy than go out and try to find someone new to get her off. All that to say, he kindaaaaaaa has grounds to be a little pissed when Yelena shows up because he does get a smidge blindsided by it. Kate just was oblivious to the fact that Tom wasn't clear this was a FWB situation rather than a "I'm still into you" thing. Anyway...back on topic...
Riri obviously doesn't know Kate is a part of the alphabet mafia but her entire life Kate has hit her with the "love is love/people can have two mommies or two daddies" mantra. She's a progressive five year old lol. So when Ri sees Kate and Yelena interact she's suddenly that meme of the woman squinting with the math equations all over. She's like "I can't put into words what is happening here cuz I'm a beeb but I SEE YOU TWO LOSERS and I'm on the case say no more." Mostly it's like...she can sense that her mom is happier and smilier and...lighter? than she's ever seen her. She gets good vibes from Kate after Yelena comes into the picture. She also just loves Yelena. Overall, she's a fan of the whole scenario.
But on top of that, also, yes. Riri is down BAAAAAAAAAD for a sister. She's asked for one for her birthday. She's asked Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, the Elf On The Shelf, and any other magical creature she can think of. No one has gotten her a baby and she feels hoodwinked. She went on a tooth strike after the Tooth Fairy swapped out her tooth and her sister request note for a $20 instead of a cute little baby under her pillow. Ereka says "NO MORE TEETH UNTIL I GET A BABY". Same for Santa. She has him on a cookies and milk ban until he puts those damn storks to work. She's a little blackmailing terrorist. She points to babies when they walk past them or sees a little girl her age playing with a baby. They're not at all religious but Kate catches the tiny asshole praying one day and she's like "???????? What are you doing???" and Ri is like "someone at school said if you really want something you ask god for it and if you're good and mean what you ask him he'll give it to you. So I'm praying for a sister." Needless to say, god went on Ereka's shit list pretty quickly after the praying marathons resulted in zero babies inside Kate's belly. The word "sister" is almost cursed in that house lol. Kate hears it and her eye twitches. She gets triggered 😂
Kate: "Ri, babies are made with two parents."
Ereka: "You and daddy are parents. Can you two make me a sister?"
Kate: 😮‍💨😤🍷💀
That kid will get a sister one way or another and if having to hustle to make Kate and Yelena fall in love is what she has to do, she will goddamn fucking do it. Small price to pay. Screw Santa. She's gonna make her sister happen by herself.
(When she learns the hard way that babies aren't immediate after two people fall in love AND THEN after the waiting they make her do she gets...A FUCKING BROTHER?! PHEEEWWWWWWW that child is /not/ happyyyyyyyyyyyy. She packs her fucking bags and says "Return that thing/swap it for a girl or I'm o u t!" lolol)
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@sakasakied !! ☆★ aka PARFAIT or FAITH. 🩰
› hello! i’m parfait, and i write for the game ensemble stars! i’m 18 years old and i use he/him. i’m also agender unlabeled and filipino :3
before you follow ☆★
› this is an nsfw blog, though i write sfw content such as smaus sometimes! i accept requests, plsplspls request i love them sooooo much...
› i dabble a lot in dark content. this blog is not vanilla at all sorry (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) i like to write about yandere and unhealthy/dead dove content. please know that i do NOT condone or promote these things in real life.
› i post veeeery spontaneously. no sched at all, just when i feel like it mwehehe. i’m also very chatty in asks and interactions whwjwj :3 i also like emoticons and i type with random capitalization and keyboard spams outside of proper posts. plz be friends with me i Beg talk to me in my asks i will kiss u
› i will write about everything and everyone unless stated otherwise. if you're unsure, you may ask me in my asks :]
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will not write for ☆★
› nsfw abt the first years. unsure about age-ups.
› non-enstars content. i consume other media ofc but this is an enst only blog. i might open up to other things i’m into but for now, enstars only!
› vanilla stuff. it’s either full-on cute rainbows and sunshine fluff or full-on raw hardcore ass-gaping big dick pussy destroyer dripping-with-cum sex sorry. i don’t do well with a mix of both... i’m mentally unwell TT
› bodily waste such as piss or scat. i only write with blood, saliva, tears and cum (both in my works and literally /j).
› ddlg or anything similar. i also dislike daddy kinks bleurgh mommy kinks on the other hand... im all for it. stuff that sexualizes littles/littlespace is a no-go for me.
› weird shit like pedophilia/minor x adult, actual animals (hybrids and the like r fine), raceplay, incest (not including stepcest mwehehehehehe giggles and looks around), and etc.
› canon x canon or canon x oc. threesomes with chemistry between the characters and the like are always welcome though >:] Evil laugh. may favor some ships over others sry looks at my reimugi
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asafeplaceforus112 · 10 months
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I'm watching New spider movie as treat for finishing example
I don't know how I feel about the Gwen stuff being minimised and stuff
Poor Gwen
I love how Gwen swings differently
I like how the old vulture is animated
I like how the subtitles for him were paper
Spider man with a cape xD
I like how all spider people are quippy
I like Lyla
I saw the sunglasses so much I saw and went "yes"
THE QUEEN IS HERE
"will you adopt me"
SAME
IS HE A VAMPIRE?!?!
Holy shit that was do cool
Gwen is so cool
"yeah I think it's Banksy" love the reference I swear if her dad used this as an opportunity
ACAB ACAB ACAB
OH MY GOD SHE SHOWED HER DAD
"how long have you been lying to me"
Oh fuck me fuck off
ACAB FUCK OFF
Honestly so fair of her
I am but the long lanky dude trying to rob things
"aunt may moved to Florida" on no aunt may not
The kid disowning him
I love that he'd got a friend now
Miles having a BLM
I love how they're upset that it's Spanish that he didn't end up as good at
I like how he and miles are similar
NO FUCKING WAY THAT SPOTS IS BAGEL GUY
HOnestly he's fair to be upset but also man you're a mess you can't ask that
I like how he's dadding his son anyway
ME TOO MILES me too therapising my dad
Holy shit it's gorgeous
WHY YOUR HEAD
Legos!
VENOM UNIVERSE!!!!
The enjoyment I feel in Lego Spiderman being "one if the best"
Girl does not know what to do with that and that's so fun for her
I love that there's a mural for aaron
Also fuck off that's so sad that he can't find miles
"I'm not proud" cake
Stop it makes me so sad
"whatever" oh he's dead
He's so lanky
Gwen in a cardigan is so cute
They're sooooo in love
Gwen with a pony tail is so cute
I like how her baby hair works
The way they recognise it going bad airg Gwen
They hate how she used first name
"dont steal him from me" ewwww
The way that because it's her family, she's now obligated to do anything they say even if it's against her morales
As the protector that worries about people not looking after us as much as I'll love everyone in the system yeah I fucking cries fuck y'all I'll cry. Fuck y'all I love my system and none of the world treats us right
I'm not sure if the zip joke was needed but yeah
"shoot" is so fun
I'm soooo in love with lyla
How can Gwen not know he's there if there's spidie powers??
Boy don't do it
Like I knew he'd do it but also I just knew that it would fuck it up even more for her
A. The him falling him was sooooo fun
B.the way I happy squirmed happy when I saw Pav
Fuck off with the incel mother fucker
PAVS GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT
I love how they keep punching the wall as I'd that'll fix it
THE WAY I SCREAMED when I saw SPIDER PUNK
Noooo spider punk is a fuck wit ))))):
"I don't believe in comedy"
Goddamn he really went for incel huh
I really like how they've animated the incel dude
It would mean to me if spider punk was gay and not interested in Gwen
The way I would do anything for Pav
FUCK OFF NOT THE GIRLFRIEND PLEASE NO
Oh no don't tell me that it's predetermined for shit like that to happen so they just let it happen
Oh no
"canon moment disrupted" oh no
They're so in love
DID HE JUST SAY CAPITALISM
THERES A SPIDER CAR
Pider horse my beloved
Lyla my beloved
Margo spider man brings joy
So Miguel lots his daughter and now thinks everyone has to lose that little girl in their dimensions? Sad
Spider punk really reminds us of a friend we have
PETER B parker!!!
SPIDER BABY
"kids an anarchist" fuck off
Awwwwwweeee he loves his daughter
"taking a crap on the establishment I salute you" oh fuck off
I love Lyla so much
Ice hockey spider man just sitting in the backgroudn
OH MY GOD MECHA PENNY
Spider punk telling him how to do it is iconic.
Okay I like spider punk, I wish there was more wod hik
That spider fem was so hot
Oh my god spider DINOSAUR.
That chase scene was fucking amazing
Peter B parker is a dumb ass, too much daddying has turned him into a himbo
it's a train THAT HAS A HIGHWAY IN IT
Snitches get stiches
Miguel is a piece of shit
I feel miles. People I trusted fucking with me because it's better for them. Yeah I feel that that
The like horror of this! Of Mike's trying to go home and the horror they all feel trying to stop him
Margo is a real one fr fr
Jess fucking sucks
PETER B WHAT THE FUCK
If you have to reassure yourself that you're the good guys you're not a good guy
Okay Miles it's time to tell your dad your Spiderman and that he shouldn't be captain coz it will lead to your death, let someone else be a captain
I love the MJ she's so nice
THE STIM JUMPSCARED mE
"Been out murdering all my friends"
Fuck off he loves his daughter
Spider punk is such a cool friend I love him lots
And now his mum finds out
Damn impressive
"of course I'm right I'm always right"
Girl she can see your suit symbol
The way she goes "whose that again" awwwweee nooo
This isn't the right Spiderman world is it
I fucking knew it I fucking knew it as soon as I saw her eyes
Her eyes weren't right I knew it
OHMY GOD that's why he brought up his hair
Oh my god uncle Aaron
That's why she doesn't know who Spiderman is because Spiderman doesn't exist there
A world where his dad died instead
Awwweee he's listening to spiderman
What the fuck aaron
Putting music on is terrifying
The way this is how he was scared that Aaron would acting
The way they did it makes it look like he smashed his brain out and I love that
Oh my god this miles turned into a baby prowler
"why would I do that" idky why the fuck wouldn't you????
God the spot was so Derpy and he still kinda is dery shape but he's so cool
"how I'm trying to be" - misingno in reference to shapeless body from the spot
I knew it was giving the ending vives but fuck man no way
WHAT THE FUCK
THEY JUST EJD IT LIKE FHATT???
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minheeskitten · 5 months
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got it 👍 thank you for explaining it to me 😊
i don't understand why woollim couldn't have just discussed it with them instead of forcing it on them like that? like taken each member's level of comfort into consideration, let them give input on the outfits? and why not just make it a unit song for a sexy concept for members who are comfortable with it - i think it's mostly just hyungline, but even they have limits with it that were crossed 😢 repeating the age old mantra: fuck woollim 💢
oh i agree 😍 i don't understand the panic about people turning 30, that's when they start to get seriously hot!
hyeop, to me, is a MILF and i can't explain this 🫠
hyeop in a cute little apron...teasing him while he tries to cook...fucking him on the counter...sigh ❣️
sooooo is there any other wip you'd like to talk about today 😊💕
Woolim ent is just terrible and i pray that all of the idols under it get out ASAP!
When people turn 30 they get exponentially hotter :3
Some of my hottest biases are getting close to 30 and just phew they're sexy as fuck. I know i don't mention all the groups i stan but like some of my biases are getting to 30 or older and just
Daddy pls :3
Yes i am a whore for all my biases :3
Hyeop as a housewife tho- hed be so cuteee :((
Don't remember his opinion on cleaninf but he's always so cute :((
Hmmm, we can talk ab my dilf!dann sugar baby! Arthur fic :3
Dann is aged up to 30 in that :3
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silasbug · 2 years
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dream log Nr. -011
28/03/2022 (extracted from a chat, unstructured)
I had the same thing happen (I realized I was half conscious, lying on my back with my arms outstretched scratching them gently for a weird sensation, this has happened a bunch of times before and its super weird), but I remember my dream weirdly
I had.. 3 dreams but I remember 2, I was so focused on remembering the first 2 I forgot the one I just woke up from xd
1. It was in this super weird kind of overworld, on one hand it looked very much like a desert outside of some gates, with big dunes, but the sky looked like shattered glass in places, like a big glass dome. I was a young black boy in some kind of school class. I remember my teacher giving us this page from a magazine that had some kind of "find the hidden word and win a prize!" kind of thing that she wanted us to try for so we did, and I got the right answer so we sent it in along with a few others. The prize was a dress so my teacher told me if I win it, as a reward she will take me to some kind of theatre performance or concert so long as I am wearing the cute black dress (didnt matter what gender I was so no in the dream it didnt matter that I was a boy). I kind of also had a girlfriend (she looked like Zendaya), and suddenly it was my birthday. My in-dream gf had apparently actually given me the word and realized she made some spelling errors and got super super mad at herself, super down, kinda broke up with me because she was so upset she gave me a wrong answer and disappeared into the desert. I was sooooo upset because apparently a bunch of people had also just kind of forgotten about me and my gf just left me on my bd in this shitty world.
So I also just disappeared into the desert. HOWEVER, my gf started feeling so bad about it she returned, but I was already gone. And it turned out I subconsciously fixed the mistake, or there was no mistake at all, and I had won the cute black dress (it arrived from the sky in a red U-Ei Pill kind of capsule). Frantically she and others began looking for me (suddenly she was huge, like a giant with long legs walking through the desert) but I was already gone, hidden behind a big dune with some old broken down temple structures (kind of like the Ayleid Ruins in ESO). I remember a scene where I did sit in the black dress in a big crowd with my teacher for a performance, but I think that was my imagination for what would happen if I won. Then I woke up to scratching my arm.
2. I was living in a house. For some fucking reason I was Billie Eilish. There were some other actors, but in my dream somehow my dad was a buffer & attractive version of  Jeremy Renner (I genuinely can't stand his face or acting, da klappen mir die Zehnägel hoch), I also somewhat had a crush on my dad (wtf??) and some other actors were also in the household and a blond one was my mother kind of? It was really weird. ANYWAYS, the issue of the dream was that we lived in a two-story house (with a basement where the dream began, but I dont remember what happened there), white, with a small non-balcony landing in front of my second-story bedroom that I could access by opening my window and climbing out. It stretched the whole face of the back of the house so another window also made it accessible. One day I noticed that through my window, the sun projected a yellow H onto my pillow. I was super confused so I looked out of my window and noticed that next to my window, a few yellow H's had been spraypainted in a row going down, not sideways. I was freaked out because that wasnt my doing so ran to daddy Renner and told him about it. I rested my head on the armrest of the couch while looking at his face for comfort (lol). The groundfloor of the house had no actual windows (only fake ones you saw from outside) and so it was a weird blue light in there.
After I felt reassured I went back upstairs to go aleep (a day had passed) and just as I was about to close my eyes, something was off again. There was spraypaint on my pillow (I had left the window auf kipp), so I yelled for daddy Renner and went backoutside, only to see that suddenly, the H has been continued, but in smaller stroked and blue paint, what it said somehow sounded very Shakespearean Play like, and I was so confused, daddy Renner was trying to calm me down & I turned my back to the wall, leaned against it and suddenly felt the flow of spraypaint in my back. When I turned back there was more writing (but going vertically along the wall instead of horizontally) and I asked him if there was spraypaint on my back where I had felt it, and there was a small spot. The vertical words weirdly actually spelled shit like "llloolllololooooollloooloo" and more words, so different from the more cohesive horizontal ones. I felt like I was going crazy and said sth like "WHAT IF ITS ME, WHAT IF IM THE BAD GUY"
I was sooo goddamn freaked out but I decided to google the words because they felt familiar and like they had a beat (why I thought that was beyond me) and lo and behold! It was APPARENTLY lyrics from a Billie Eilish Song, and despite being her, that was still a different Billie. I just got more confused and daddy Renner looked concerned when SUDDENLY a fucking flash-mob appeared in our fenced in garden. They just started dancing while shouting the lyrics so we were like "what the FUCK" and apparently they had spraypainted the lyrics on our top-floor wall so they could remember and follow the lines and to them that seemed like such a norm and understandable thing but I was just kinda standing there traumatized by a sudden flashmob dancetroupe in my damn backyard while daddy Renner got super angry, jumped down and chased them off.
They were all somehow the same black man in a red, white and black tracksuit with a sweatband around the forehead. Also Renner kept flexing in the dream lmao
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protagonistheavy · 2 years
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We watched the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Sitcoms are really comfy to marathon through, perfect shows to smoke to if they can consistently be entertaining. I was quite surprised that Smack and Smokey could hold my interest so well, because as a kid, I irrationally did not like the show from afar. I thought, like most Disney shows, that it was a bit dumb of a premise and the main characters just seemed a little too marketable -- yeah even as a 10 year-old, I'd choose to not like things if they were too marketable-seeming. Wtf was wrong with me.
Anyway this show proved to be really charming and it'll be missed. The cast of characters are just so likeable and colorful, and the actors are awesome, you can tell they mostly enjoyed their characters and were probably having fun on set. This is a huge difference from the last Disney sitcom I watched, Hannah Montana, where you had a handful of quality actors burdened by Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus' performances. Dylan and Cole Sprouse are super talented and have a clear understanding of how sitcom humor works. The writing does really well with its cast and making every episode feel very full and fresh. The hotel setting is just perfect for a sitcom, you can come up with any reason to have weird characters on the show, plus you have both the elements of a family household AND a workplace environment organically grouped up, leading to a bunch of fun situations where the two settings crossover.
More than anything, they managed to make the show feel like a cartoon. It's sooooo easy to imagine the cast as animated characters, especially with that catchy intro that does a great job encapsulation the up-and-down chaos of the show. The actors put so much color behind their characters, and the situations themselves end up being wacky and weird without usually going overboard. There's just a couple of episodes that get REALLY wacky, but their inclusion feels nice as these extreme episodes that stand out with their gimmicks, like the Halloween episode or the episode they go to a parallel universe.
I ended up really enjoying a lot of the characters, it's hard to pick favorites. London and Maddie are girlfriends and there are so many little hints that suggest the writers wanted something between them.......... even if it was probably for the sake of male gaze. Beyond that, these are just two great characters; a total-airhead rich girl and the poor candy girl that works at her daddy's hotel. Mr Moesby is iconic here honestly, I love all the hotel staff and it's such a treat to get to see some of them brought up from the background. Norman the doorman and Irene the concierge, the cranky housekeeper, Skippy the night manager, the pool guy... god I really did like everyone except Arwin. And Arwin was... fine, but god his bits with Carrey were getting a bit too frequent. So often I felt like Carrey's actress was just fed up with the weird shit theyd put her through, but then again, that's also sort of Carrey's character, so maybe Im looking too deep into something that isnt there.
We didn't actually watch a lot of season one, so if I really wanted to, I suppose we could back in time and watch those that we skipped. But I enjoyed what was had. Season two is probably the best season of the series, and season three was fine, but has the issue that Ashley Tisdale was doing High School Musical 2 + 3 at the time, so they had to severely cut down Maddie's inclusion. This made for some awkward bits trying to fill in for her... but ultimately Im impressed they got as much out of Maddie as they did. The first several episodes have Maddie semi-involved, but I guess since she couldnt film alongside Zack and Cody easily, they set her scenes in a summer camp and had her interact via phone calls. Later on they squeeze her into some episodes as normal, but by that point, the series is already kinda done lol.
Anyway this was a cute show and I'd recommend it to anyone that specifically likes kid sitcoms lol. It aged pretty well and had a lot of charm. Uh we're currently testing the waters (heh) of Suite Life on Deck............ but........... yeah it's kind of immediately missing some of the original's charm, so I'm not holding my breath (heh).
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mrssainzleclerc · 3 years
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This is so cute, SO FUCKING ADORABLE, cute on an absurd level 🥰🥰😍🤤🥺😫😫
I can't stop smiling, shit I fell in love with him again 😔🥺🥺🥰🥰
all credits of the video to CEBR, the subtitles are in Portuguese
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fuwushiguro · 2 years
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Hey! Hope you’re having a nice day! This is my first request so.. here goes.
Hear me out. We all know the pervy character x innocent reader troupe, but I’ve been thinking: imagine a reader that is so infatuated with Jin and it’s obvious they have a crush. Smell his boxers, try to be near him, touches in inappropriate placers or touches that linger too long, etc. But instead of him being disgusted or extremely innocent, he’s unbothered by it. Takes it as an ego boost actually. So one day he had a long mission/day and he’s pissed, and manipulates the reader into angry sex with him, after a few drinks. “C’mon I know you’re obsessed with me, I know you want this, I wanna fuck you like the pretty little toy you are.” He pegs me as someone who’d like to praise and degrade his pretty little slut, teetering between wanting to break them, manhandle them, and wanting to be there for just his princess’s pleasure.
Preferably involving daddy kink, choking, rope bunny reader if you write that, pet names such as doll, love, princess, pet etc., spit kink if you write that, and marking :)
Of course as the writer you have creative liberty over the prompt and appreciate you reading this, I love your writing! Thank you!
Notes: sorry this took sooooo long I really appreciate you coming to me for your first request! I hope you like it and it was worth the wait 🥺
Warnings: vaginal penetration, voyeurism, stalking, choking, degredation, restraints, daddy kink, flashing, biting, possessiveness
Twice x f!Reader
It seems that everyone in the league besides Twice knows about your little crush on him. According to everyone; you weren't playing it nearly as cool as you thought you were. You'd hold your hand up to his and giggle about how much bigger his were than yours. You'd incite arm wrestling competitions knowing for a fact he'd lose. And you adored feeling up his muscles and complimenting how strong he was.
Any excuse to hold his hands or to touch him, you'd take.
Dabi was the only one, however, who knew how severe the crush was when he caught you in his shared room with Twice. Your hands stuffed so cutely down your cotton panties as you furiously worked your clit whilst sniffing Twice's smelly, old and used boxers. The scent of his manhood and sweat pungently ripe in the material sent your mind into overdrive. Lewd thoughts of him letting you suck his cock while he called you a slutty princess made you cum all over your fingers right in front of Dabi and there wasn't enough words in the English language to describe how ashamed you were.
He told you not to worry, though, he hears Twice sleep talk after all. Apparently, he likes you just as much as you like him. Soft moans of your name fall from his sleep each night and Dabi swears he's caught him lazily touch himself in a sleepy haze.
Make a move, he tells you, he won't turn you down.
That's how you found yourself walking into their room, ass naked, with your hands tied behind your back. Dabi helped, of course, but Twice's eyes nearly bulged out of his head when he saw you.
"Use me, please, wanna make you feel good... Daddy."
And use you he did. Fantasies you'd only ever thought would remain in your sick little mind came to fruition that day. He moved you around like his own personal sex toy, like a silly blow up doll that was nothing but holes for him to play with.
Your eyes rolled over white when you felt his fat cock enter you for the first time. He didn't prep you, and you were glad. More than happy to be impaled and stretched to fit his cock and be a perfect mould for him. Your eyes were blown to hell when you felt him tightly clutch his massive palms around your little throat and almost squeeze the light out of your eyes. You've never cum harder and neither has he.
So, you couldn't bring yourselves to stop.
"Little whore," he tells you, spitting a fat load of saliva on your cheek, "been waitin' for daddy's cock all this time 'n couldn't say nothin', huh?" he continues, spitting once more between the valley of your breasts.
"Uh-huh." you say, dumbly, anticipation and excitement coursing through your veins.
"Gonna make up for it now baby, 'kay? Gonna make you feel reaaaal good." he smiles. He kisses down, down, down, until his lips are latched onto your swollen clit and he nibbles at it gently.
The blatant switch between the spitting to now rubbing soothing circles into your thighs with his thumbs while he suckles on your cunt is just so very Twice. A gasp rips from your lungs as you feel him bite into your inner thigh, hard enough to draw blood.
"Jin..." you moan.
"Shush baby, shush f'me. I had to do that, yeah?" he whispers before licking and kissing the extremely apparent bite mark between your thighs. "Means you're mine now. Got it? Daddy's whore, my property. This is my name and this is my pussy from now on."
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tommydarlings · 3 years
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𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙁𝙄𝘾 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 ♡
These are some fanfic's that i litterilly can't get out of my head and I had to share them :) the opinion that I write under it is my own opinion! ily,liz <3
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TOM HOLLAND & PETER PARKER
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The choices we make & The choices we make 2 - @t-lostinworlds
This was the first thing that I read where I cried my eyes out. I never cried that much over a fanfic before and I think I never will. I was soooooo done after reading this. This will tear u apart, I swear... :(
lazy saturday - @ptersmj
This is maybe short, but this is one of the cutest things I ever read :) I always read it when I feel bad and it really helps, I'm so happy that I found that short masterpiece! She generally writes the cutest things ever!!!
truth serum - @ptersmj
I read this in the middle of the night and I laughed my ass of, this is just amazing!!
The fame game - Serie - @duskholland
Genuinely one of the best series I ever read. The tension, the emotions, the feelings, you got everything in there. An amazing enimies to lovers Serie by one of the best writers I know!!!
meet your match - @duskholland
This. THIS. IS. SO. DAMN. GOOD. omggg, I can't even count how many times I already read that!
Getting his fill - @duskholland
I live for dom!tom. But this is another level. When you didnt read it yet then... You okay?
adore - @duskholland
Luckily I found that when I was in my professor!tom phase, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD PROFESSOR!TOM FIC!!!
Kiss it better - @marvelousell
That's SO SO good I can't even describe it. I would say that it got a 'high' tw (trigger warning). But this another masterpiece that I already read multiple times.
Hold me - @marvelousell
Another thing with a kinda 'high' tw! But at the same time another amazing masterpiece!!! Btw, I'm kinda addicted to argument aka fighting fics recently, so when you like something like that too then is this PERFECT!
lover of mine - mini Serie - @felicityparkers
THIS IS SO ADORABLE! I love every single one of them! Another writer that I generally adore so so so much!!!
Best friends & Best boyfriend - @trashinaglass
I can't get enough of it, this is so fucking cute and heartbreaking at the same time! You NEED to read it!!!
unlawful professor - @smutsonian
Another smut that is litterilly a diffrent level of smut. This is a Peter parker one-shot but this is AMAZING!!!
Black beauty - Serie - @blissfulparker
A Serie that I already read at least 5 times and I just can't get enough of it! A beautiful koh!tom x angel!reader Serie that is just SO SO good!!!
Happiness is a butterfly - Serie - @blissfulparker
Another Serie of her that I could read again and again and again... I LOVE IT SM!
yes, professor holland - @porterporker
THIS IS JUST EVERYTHING!!! I searched sooooo long for it and I was FINALLY able to find it! YOU HAVE TO READ IT!!!
Thermometer - @hollandsimpson
A fanfic that I just recently read and I litterilly laughed my ass of, you need to read this ASAP!!!
Blow a kiss fire a gun - Serie - @hollandroos
I genuinely can't describe how good this Serie is. When i would have the chance to read only one more Serie on tumblr... Then I would choose this one! This Serie is something else, I swear. I never read something that emotional and beautiful at the same time. When you didnt read that yet then... Wow, I'm really disappointed. READ IT RIGHT NOW!!!
Run to me - Serie - @hollandroos
The sequel to 'Blow a kiss fire a gun'. THIS IS SO SO DAMN GOOD!!! I would litterilly die for this Serie. A Serie you just HAVE to read!!!
Always and forever - Serie - @maaaddiexo
Another Serie that I can't describe in words... This is just AMAZING!!! I think i've already read it about 4 times and I can't get enough!!!
Match made in Hell - Serie - @spidernerdsblog
This Serie is ongoing but this Serie is SO SO SO EXTREMELY GOOD LIKE OH MY DAMN GOD!!!
We're only kidding ourselves - Serie - @wazzupmrstark
Another Serie that I would die for... Honestly I'm not the biggest fan of long Serie's, but THIS IS WORTH THE READ I SWEAR!!!
scream in Italien - @tomsrebeleyebrow
Litterilly one of the first things I ever read and I'm SO SO SO glad that I found it again!!!
peter holland - @ollieologys
I've read this just a few days ago and I'm so happy that I found it! It's so so so sweet but at the same time kinda sad and devastating but I LOVE it!!!
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Masterlist's
@angelic-holland || masterlist
Nearly her entire masterlist is smut. But her smut is something else. YOU HAVE TO read her smut AT LEAST ONE TIME. I already read every piece of smut from here about 10 times and I'm always so impressed like omggg.
@marvelouspeterparker || masterlist
One of the first writer I discovered and I'm so glad that I found her, her writing is SO SO SO extremely good!!! When you didn't read her entire masterlist yet then... Are you sure that you know what good fanfiction is?
@multiholland || masterlist
A writer that kinda always brings me back into writing honestly... I love her writing sm like omgggggg. Just such a pure and amazing writer!!!
@flower-cage || masterlist
This is another level of smut too... YOU NEED TO READ HER ENTIRE MASTERLIST ASAP!!! I seriously can't describe how glad I'am that I found this account!!!
@lousimusician || masterlist
One of the first writer I discovered too and I'm not complaining! :) I love her writing!!!
@waitimcomingtoo || masterlist
Again one of the first writers I discovered and definitely one of the best I know! I remember how I read nearly her entire masterlist in ONE NIGHT because I couldn't get enough!!! Definitely one if my fav's writer ever!!!
@kissedbylove || masterlist
SO SO SO GOOD omgggg. I read nearly her entire masterlist in just a few days! A writer I will always adore!!!
@spideyyeet || masterlist
When you need some good old fluff or something that just makes you smile... Here you got it!!!
@heyhihellowhatsup0 || masterlist
Another writer that I already follow for such a long amount of time! I litterilly nearly read everything on her masterlist and it's just amazing. You NEED to check her out!!!
@parkeraul || masterlist
I genuinely can't describe how much I love her ENTIRE masterlist. Everything on her masterlist is just SO SO SO GOOD!!! When you didn't checked her out yet then... You good?
HARRY STYLES
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Carpool karaoke - @kind-heart
Already read it about 4 times and every time it gets better and better and better! I genuinely ADORE this one-shot!!!
Wish upon a star - Serie - @mysweetestcreature
I found this just a few weeks ago and I already read it 3 times. I never read something like that before but I really really really enjoyed reading that! READ IT!!!
fine line - @harrystylescherry
Definitely one of the cutest and loveliest things I ever read. This is SO SO SO DAMN pure and soft at the same time like omggg. LOVE IT!!!
five seconds - @autumn-sunflowers
I've just recently discovered that one and I'm definitely not complaining! This is sooooo sweet and pure!!!
Cup of tea - @permanentcross
I'm telling you the truth when I say that this is everything you need for the rest of your life :) !!!
Lesson learnt - @vocalharry
A one-shot that I would definitely sell my soul for. THIS IS SO SO SO GOOD! Just READ IT!!!
yes daddy I will - @floral-suits
Am I allowed to post that here? *_* THIS IS SOMETHING DIFFRENT like omgggggg. I promise you that you will LOVE IT!!!
When i kissed the teacher - Serie - @songbirdstyles
When i had to choose between this Serie or my own life, I would choose this Serie without hesitation! I already read it 5 times and I can't describe to you how much I love this Serie! READ IT ASAP!!!
Screw my brain ('till it hurts) - @songbirdstyles
I would do A LOT to read that for the first time again... This gave me litterilly GOOSEBUMPS because I couldn't handle the DAMN TENSION! A MUST HAVE!!!
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MASTERLIST'S
@and-im-okay-with-it || masterlist
THIS. THIS. IS. SO. FINE. Like so So SO FiNe!I honestly love her entire masterlist and I would litterilly die when she would delete her account!!!
@watchmegetobsessed || masterlist
I can't describe in words how much I love her. I could sit here for hours and just talk about her account... The affort that she puts in her pieces, the emotions, the fellings. It's just true perfection and I would do everything to read every single one of her works for the first time again!!!
@hes-writer || masterlist
I couldn't decide which one of her works I should put on this list, so I just linked her entire masterlist here for you. Another writer I would die for! I can't even count how many times I already cried when I read her pieces! I LOVE HER SM!!!
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SHAWN MENDES
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Sexy Playlist/Dirty Mixtape - @sauveteen
This so sweet, pretty, pure and hot at the same time, another thing that I would sell my soul too asap. PLEASE READ IT!!!
Fuck me like you hate me - @sauveteen
This killed me. This thing literally destroyed my entire body. I honestly don't know how I should describe this... THIS IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS!!!
Arpeggio - @lonelyreputation
I read this a few weeks ago and it's definitely one of my favorite things on this Plattform! READ IT RIGHT NOW!!!
Cuts - @lonelyreputation
THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE AND PURE like omgggg. This made my heart smile i swear!!!
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MASTERLIST
@infiniteshawn || masterlist
Her entire masterlist will destroy you completely. It will blow your mind and you will die while reading it, I swear. MASTERPIECE!!!
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lil side note: Obviously I won't force you to read anything! These are my own thoughts and opinions to each fanfic! Even when you are usually just reading Tom Holland or Peter Parker, I still recommend the Harry Styles and Shawn mendes ones to you! They are really good! ily,liz <3
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mrs-march-ahs · 3 years
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What The Evans Are Like With Kids
This post pairs nicely with savanionie blanque Sauvignon Blanc, and even nicer with my existing post, What Would Evans Call Their Kids? It’s a very old post of mine so it’s short and not very detailed, but sweet nevertheless.
This wasn’t requested but I thought it’d be a cute idea, having baby fever recently :) This is my first time writing for Pietro so feel free to tell me if you hated it and I should never write for him again, still figuring things out!
Enjoy! <3
Tate Langdon
-A big kid himself
-Finds things in common with them
-Always answers the toy phone when given
-Whenever you go to the park or beach together, he loves looking at kids play
-Might even help a kid build a sandcastle
-But also would be upset if the kid build a better sandcastle than him
-The type of person to pull faces at a baby if they’re in front of you at a queue
His kids -Always cuddling and kissing them, kind of needy -Absolutely always wanting to hold his kids’ hand -Tells them he loves them on a daily -Loves taking care of his kids, giving them baths or feeding them -Will complain to them about how stinky they are if he changes a diaper -Loves laying with his face on/against your belly when you’re pregnant -Because he’s so insecure, he’d hate for his kids to be insecure too so he tells them any chance he gets that they are incredible, unique, and can achieve anything
Kit Walker
-Holds their hands and spins them around
-Picks them up and throws them all the time
-Ruffles the kids’ hair
-If you go over to a friend’s house who has kids, he doesn’t mind if the kid wants to follow him around
-Kids overall love Kit, because he’s a big kid himself
His kids -Overall, the best dad ever -Cuddles them every night before bed -On a regular, he gets them ready for bed in pyjamas with teeth brushed, and then holds them on his lap on the sofa until they fall asleep, before carrying them to their own bed -The kids come crawl in bed with you and Kit in the mornings -Loves dancing and singing and being active with his kids -The most loving and protective dad ever if the kids are sick -Will drive or walk in the storm hail and snow to get your kids medicine if they need it, or even McDonalds to cheer them up
Franken Kyle
-Doesn’t like sharing his things
-Isn’t particularly patient either
-Not that bad at playing with kids every so often, but can’t take care of them since he’s a kid himself
-Silently sits with the kid of your friend and plays trains with them, making little choo choos together
-However, if the kid just gets up and walks away, Kyle will stay and play by himself fine
His kids -If you were to have kids with Franken Kyle, you would have to accept that Kyle wouldn’t be much of a help -Kyle in himself is a big toddler who has to be taken care of -You were especially scared of Kyle being aggressive and flip out around the child or that he would accidentally hurt them -But when you were giving birth (in the academy, because you couldn’t make it to the hospital since Kyle can’t drive and you’re in labour), Kyle was actually helpful -He may have not completely understood what was happening or why you were screaming and crying, but he knew you were in pain and he didn’t like it -He held your hand and stroked your hair through the whole labour, whether you wanted it or not -You held the baby first and Kyle sat by your side and just looked at them, intrigued but slightly confused -Overtime he warmed up to the baby and helped you whenever he could, going downstairs to get a bottle for you, picking up toys after the baby, eventually learning how to change a diaper with you or bottle feed them -If you breast feed, Kyle definitely wants a sippy sip too -They’re his boobs, he cannot understand why he can’t get a sippy sip of your milk -Eventually you sat him down very carefully and calmly, and got him to hold the baby -Once he starts holding and carrying the baby, you’ll have to pry that cuddle buddy out of Kyle’s hands
Jimmy Darling
-When there’s kids at the circus, he asks them if they’re strong enough to pull his fingers apart
-Picks them up and throws them up in the air just to see their parents be scared
-Never wants to scare or intimidate children, so he’ll squat when talking to them
-Will avoid showing his hands if he can, to make sure they don’t get scared
-Loves to show kids magic tricks
-Probably has sweets in his pocket just in case a kid comes to the circus
His kids -When you’re pregnant, even if you sneeze, Jimmy is full alert -Nervous as hell when you’re giving birth -Scared for you, the baby, and the baby’s hands -Relieved if they have normal hands -Apologises to you if they don’t, so you have to console him and tell him how much you love his hands regardless -Incredibly protective of his kids, wouldn’t let anybody make them feel inferior for anything different about them -His kids would be athletic like he was when he was a child -Would cling onto his leg and he’d walk around with them, pretending he’s looking for them and doesn’t see them -Puts them on his shoulders and runs around so they feel tall -But holds them extra tight -Makes lots of dad jokes and laughs at them, making his kids groan
James March
-Doesn’t really have a ‘baby voice’
-Occasionally looks after Holden or Scarlett, so they play card games and do more mature things together
-Uncle James has definitely taken Scarlett and Holden out trick or treating
His kids -Mine and James’ daughter is called April -No I do not take constructive criticism -I think he’d only want one child so they can be his whole world -Their designated place is on his hip -That type of stereotypical dad who doesn’t let his little girl near any boys whatsoever -Kills the boy who takes his teen daughter’s virginity -Reads with his kids a lot -Has dinner with them and talks to them about all sorts of things -Wants them to be wise and inquisitive -Their birthday parties take up the whole hotel
Edward Mott
-Utterly disgusted at children
-Doesn’t want them
-Doesn’t want them in his house
-Doesn’t want them near him or his incredible and sophisticated art
Kai Anderson
-Treats them like small people, so he will not talk to any child in a baby voice, though he will alter his voice a little bit and use words they can understand
-Prefers 4+ year olds so you can have an actual conversation with them
-He’d never sit and talk about how cute a baby is, but does find them very cute
-Think about when he quoted Tolstoy and Oz thought he said Toy Story, he exhaled and clearly found it cute
His kids -Likes watching Disney films and then talking to his kid about it, curious to know which character they liked, what they should’ve done instead etc -Like being sporty with his kids -In a lot of ways, he would treat his girls similarly to the way he’d treat his sons, because he’d want his girls to be strong and manly in a way -All play football together -When playing games, Kai would never let his kids win on purpose -Definitely teaches his kids how to play chess -Incredibly strict -Lies to his kids a lot and makes sure they think that everything that Kai says is the holy grail -Makes up stories and reasons as to why they have to do what he says - “Daddy why do I have to go to bed alreadyyy?” “Because it’s 8pm” “Sooooo” “Didn’t you know? It’s illegal for people under 15 to stay up past 8pm, let’s get you in pyjamas before the police comes” -Might even call Samuels to make his point stronger -The kids always fall asleep before 8 -Kai’s Preganant S/O Headcannons
Pietro
-Similarly to Kit, he likes kids and kids like him
-Probably because they’re both big kids
-Teaches them swear words and helps them to cause mischief
-Fun uncle obviously
His kids -He was probably a little scared about having a baby, but got more and more excited over time -Talks to the baby all the time and has lots of little nicknames for them -Wants them to walk ASAP -Once they’re not a newborn anymore, takes them everywhere with him -Very specific but, whenever he’s walking down the street with them, holds their hand as they walk on a wall -They’re his new little best friend so he wants to do everything with them -They help pack their own lunch and he gives them twinkies and other things they shouldn’t eat
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