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rockoblanco · 5 months
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got my first tat :p
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m-ushroomtale · 2 years
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#mom-in-law: *been following news abt shinzo abe’s death* tv says he wasn’t the real target — that he’s just a scapegoat#mom: well ofc they’d say that. i’m not convinced tho. his grandfather was also president n was also assassinated#me: japan doesn’t hav a president. mom: oh sorry. prime minister. mom-in-law: his grandfather was also prime minister?#me: do u kno who his grandfather was... both moms: no. me: do u kno unit 731 🤣 mom: no. mom-in-law: yes#me: basically his grandfather ran unit 731 🤣 mom-in-law: OMG THAT’S BAD!!! mom: ? mom-in-law: when i was young they’d#hav documentaries abt unit 731 playing on the tv all the time. they — me: my mom would probs not like 2 kno the details#mom: oh! i understand now. ya no i would like 2 remain ignorant abt the details. mother-in-law:  — would do all sorts of experiments on ppl#mom: yes. i kno i kno. me: lol. mom-in-law: *proceeds 2 talk abt how in my husband’s family there were a few women#who were raped by japanese troops n whose children hav mostly left 2 liv in japan in communities specifically made up of children#of invading japanese rapists / chinese women... * *proceeds 2 talk abt how as a child she lived next door 2 chiang kai-shek’s stenographer#who had been captured by the cpc n how their whole clan was the ‘menace’ of the village eg. his littlest son got a woman pregnant w twins#n when she got pregnant again the stenographer stood outside their hutong waving a huge knife at the ppl who were in charge of enforcing#1 child policy who dared 2 come by 😂* mom-in-law: but u kno the children in that family were truly clever. *nods* sometimes landlords#r just smarter... me: *dubious* mom-in-law: u kno. landlords’ brains work differently than poor common ppl who haven’t had#access 2 an education. communist leaders in charge of our village just couldn’t keep up w that family. so they mostly did wat they wanted#*proceeds 2 talk abt how some related uncle who is a member of the cpc had told them rumors abt how grandpa mao’s wife... ehm...#n rumors abt grandpa deng n co... n how when she’d told her own dad who was also a member of the cpc 🤩 he told her v firmly 2 not#go around telling ppl these rumors n how she was like ‘but the uncle said—’ ‘stfu child’* so it’s tru! every1 is related 2 a cpc member#girl i did not kno that my husband’s bedridden grandfather is a member of the cpc... 😭 i usually feel no connection 2 ppl but now... 😭🌹#(my own mother was a member of the communist youth league b4 she left the mainland as a teen btw)#story time
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renemesis · 1 year
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Hey guys be honest. Would it be a bad idea to use a stun gun on myself. Ik obvious answer but also... idk it just seems kinda fun ^u^
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astral-nautical · 4 months
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suckening liveblog bc i dont wanna spam my friends lol
spoilers ahead!!!!!!!!!!!! going to put all of episode 1 in one post :O
i didnt expect emizel to be pronounced tht way tbh!! em-ee-zel...i expected emi-zel if tht makes Any sense
oh emizel got daddy issues? sad. wait he runs a GANG?
the arts fucking insane dude im so happy they worked w so many people for this
oh hello soda :O bro has some transgender energy already like. who dresses themselves in stuff w their name on it if not someone who picked their own name?
GANG WAR,? i love emizel i dont know if this is the rightr vibe or not but hes giving me 'punk kid whose pretending to be in a gang' and i love him for it
smash bros commentary is so funny omg
oohhh vampire time soon???? fangs gonna BITE
'sometimes i just say shit and idk what it means' SAME SODA.
ohhhhh nooo this is not gooooood. oh em ur getting fucked uppp
FIRST COMBAT WOOOOO omg the music is fucing phenomenal i love u nathan hanover
oh my god this is fuckjign insane NO SODAAAAAAAAAAA
ayo ? kiss time ig. NAHHHHH BITE TIME
wat the fuuuuuuck What the fuuuuuck LMAO FUCK DOUBLE BITE??????? CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKER
FRENZY CHECK??????? oh here we go dude vampire timeee
so emizels fucked. ANYWAYS ROMANIA
bizlys character art looks like hes abt to cry lmao. sad little twink
im so fond of this guy and hehasnt even talked? hes so funny. why are you so well dressed AYO EYESHADOW?
SHILO IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM? oh no his accent is so cute. cute as in like a stuffed animal is cute not like attraction. im aroace
is shilo like? rapunzel? is he not allowed to leave his room ?
hes so funny im so fucking endeared omg
"WHAT DOES A VAMPIRE KNOW ABOUT FENCING?"
oh he IS rapunzel he's never met a mortal!! why is his mother never letting him out :O
oh....he wants a book on birds :,) he wants to read abt pheasants....
HE WANTS A PET PHESSANT I AM GOING TO START CRYING
shilo is a manipulative little BASTARD i love him he can do no wrong in my eyes forever and always. my wet and pathetic cat that i hold so dearly
ohh curious boy curious boy...doing this he should Not b
oh fuck shilo's mom so much i have a bad feeling abt her alreadyyyyy
my bbg...run away flee this place get OUT god i fucking hate his mother she caused him so much shame he's frenzying :((((
'both of you will take me to the darkened door, or i Will Scream." shilo you are my favourite forever and ever
ARTHUR.......OH HIS DESIGN IS COOL AS FUCK
kitty kitty cat :O give me their name rnv ITS A GIRL oh the little kityt noises im going to pass away
void...is she smarter than arthur lmao?
FUCLFUCKFUCK COWBOY VAMPIRE IM SHITTING MYSELFNSJFDJS
arthurs so cool hes like if rumi had a goth phase
fucking What is arthurs deal whts he looking for here. hello
SHILOAPPEARING IN THE AUTO SHOP IM GONNA LOSE IT. GUARD HELP THERE IS OIL ON MYHANDS Who is that.
"i believe in you. you are my special boy<3" shilo is such an asshole i adore him
emizel is here :O the trio are meeting up lets gooo
how did i COMPLETELY miss arthur can control shadows what the FUCK. what the HELL. ARMS OF THE ABYSS?
THE SHOEHSHFJAKGK
"i ask of you to calm down" "...i flick my other shoe at him."
"GREFGOR WE HAVE TO GO EVEYYONEW IS BIG AND TRYING TIO KILL EACH OTHER :(" shilo i adore you.
"uh. Pretend i am dead." (collapses)
this is beyond fucking funny. emi and arthur sorting themselves out while shilo has a panic attack and fakes being dead like a fucking possum
NAH THEY END THE EP THERE? THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY GOODBYE
in conclusion shilo is my newest bbg and my discord server profile is already fanart of him. god bless
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pinkmoondoll9shihtzu · 4 months
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dreaMt of getting in a fight w my mom at a beach in my hometown & i was dressed just like baby spice. as i angrily stormed away from her there was this girl i used to b good friends with until she like rly randomly like "soft ghosted" me ? irl? idk wat else to call it when someone like doesnt block, stays in ur dcord server, stays following n stuff but clearly has made an effort to DNI w u in every other sense. (lately (still irl) i been feeling much more cutthroat abt who i allow my energy to go towsrds so i recenrly removed her from my server and unfollowed cus its straight up been a year of me waiting to see if she like...wants me again?? or st?? i decidesd to stop being pathetic lol.) Anyways. In the dream as i walked past her she had this exaggerated grimace on her face and i thought "oh she looks regretful.. but i will not stop to talk to her now, or ever. I am leaving this town for good." and i just kept thinking, im leaving im leaving for good, while marching down the main highway of my town amidst the cars in my baby spice pigtails and buffalo platforms.
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borderline-gays-club · 2 months
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02/05/24. 12:27 am
So…let’s talk abt BPD and money.
I’m broke right now. Like broke as shit. My mom’s been helping me pay rent that last few months. My debt is unmanageable etc etc
And I’ve been thinking abt bankruptcy the past year or so…
And this whole time I was like it’s too expensive, it’s gonna take years to do blah blah. Basically thinking it’s too much work/I just can’t afford it.
TURNS OUT!!! It costs $1400, I need to pay $150 upfront to get the case started, shud only take 4 months to complete, and then I show up for a 3 minute zoom call court date…
Like lmfao..
I literally thought I had to pay 2k plus upfront and that it wud take at least 1 year if I’m lucky. And u kno why I thot that ??? Bc one google search said that and I was like nope can’t do it case closed.
But these past few months have been especially rough and paying off my debt just is impossible right now. So I looked into it again…and I was dumbfounded. And the time I researched ppls personal experiences and I actually called a lawyer who answered all my questions. I just needed to call a lawyer this whole time….like…
Anyway there’s a lot of factors involved in this as to why I accumulated so much debt, and then just completely brushing off a VERY possible and even easy solution..but I realized BPD is another factor of my financial problems!!
Cus I kno abt adhd tax but BPD tax?? Never heard of her!! But god damn she might b worse than adhd tax!!
If we really wanna get into it…BPD tax is me still having shit jobs bc that bitch convinced me that getting a masters was a bad idea (when I cudve done it for free in a field I actually liked..) and now here I am scrambling to stay afloat. But let me not get too into THAT one.
Anyway going back to this debt shit, I really do get tunnel vision with things aka black and white thinking, catastrophizing etc. like that initial Google search cudve easily lead to a phone call with a lawyer to get the info but no I ended it there. I was like nope it’s impossible bye see u never. It only took me to get myself into a pretty fucked situation to reconsider.
Anywayyyyy just always fuckin laughing at myself bc WAT THE FUCK!!! Like the fact that I’m still alive is still amazing to me everyday !!! But for some reason I have an IMMENSE will to live and I stg I have ancestors watching out for me really making sure i don’t die 😂😂😂
So ya anyway abt to clear out my 10k of credit card debt 😘💅🏻💅🏻
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veeosaurus · 5 months
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so
we were just finished with the 5th ep of daryl dixon AND WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE FINALE
but then we heard my sisters voice
and the walls are very much not sound proof in the slightest 😍
AND SHE WAS ON A CALL
…WITH A BOY
and like it would’ve even be an issue if she wasn’t so secretive about it AND IF AL THE BOYS SHE TALKS TO DIDNT LIVE IN WHOLE ASS DIFFERENT COTIES AND WERENT FUCKING WDGARS
and yeah
so my mom she called my sister but my sister declined
but then she came to my room
oh yeah i was listening to her through the wall LMAO
and my mom was asking her who she was calling with and obviously my sister says no one
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mkay…. so why did a couple minutes later you said you were talking to your “friend” 🤨🤨🤨
mhm….
AND WHEN MY MOM ASKS FOR THE PHONE SHE GETS ALL SCARED BUT ULTIMATELY HANDS IT OVER
my mom tells her she can leave now but to also bring her watch
and she does it very hesitantly
once we start looking at her messages….
i am appalled
i can never look at my sister ever again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “yeah i wanna ride your face”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NNNNN
YOURE 15
SHUT IP MAYBE???
like girl why tf r u going on abt “my love” and “bae i wanna ride u” 🙁
AND SHES OUT HERE SHARING HER LOCATION AND SHIT WHATTTTT
and she doesn’t even know this boy 😭
like all the boys she talks to SHE DONT KNOW
like they’re all ppl she talks to on insta WHICH SHES BOT ALLOWED TO HAVE BY THE WAT
“oh but you have it” shut up and im literally the exception 🙄
YEAH CUZ I DONT TALK TO RANDOM BOYS ROMANTICALLY THAT I DONT KNOW???
but yeah then she comes in AND TRIES SNATCHING THE PHONE PLEADING TO STOP
LIKE GIRL NO
and then she snatches the watch and LOCKS HERSELF IN HER ROOM
it’s like girl…
like you can’t delete shit on there and you can’t message fast enough LMAO
like.. just accept that you’ve been caught maybe
AND SHE GIVES IT BACK BUT LIKE GIRL LMAOO
and we look at more of her messages and stuff
and then my mom goes into her room
AND THEY GO THEOUGH HER COMPUTER AND ITS JUST LIKE GIRL 😭
but ngl my moms insults were kinda funny… like she lowkey ate her up…
BUT WHATEVER
and she deadass tells me to get the belt… IM SCARED
and then she tells me to leave 😞 BUT OFC I WAS LISTENING THEOUGH THE DOOR AND THE WALL
and omg…… LIKE MY SISTER WAS GOING ON ABOUT HOW SHE DIDNT EVEN WANNA LIVE HERE OR LIVE AT ALL….
LIKE WHAT
and they were just going at it 😭 LIKE JUST CALM DOWN
and like my mom was sorta threatening her with telling my dad
CAUSE LIKE AS I SAID IT WOULDNT ECEN BE A PROBLEM BUT LIKE SHE HAS SHIT GRADES, SHE DOESNT KNOW THE BOYS, SHE JUST IS SO SECRETIVE ITS NOT IT YKNOW??
like they’re just distractions for her yknow??
AND IT WAS JUS TLIKE OMG
it was just wack
and we went through her drafts and just omg
like girl stop trynna push up your breasts 😭 and like just omg
like that’s crazy
AND MY MOM WAS TELLING ME HOW MY SISTER PROB HATES ME LMAOOO LIKE SHE BEEN HATING ME
but yeah
daryl dixon finale was RUINED 😠
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yakocchi · 2 years
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A Tipsy Time with Him (Gacha) // Tastes Like Wine (Count)
“It’s quiet tonight… Ah, yes— How about I tell you a secret? Lend me your ear. …Could you stay with me a little while longer tonight?”
“Haha— What’s that adorable face for? …Haah, my beloved’s charm is truly endless.”
“It appears I’ve drank a bit too much. (kisses) Right…? Tastes like wine, does it not? (kisses again) How troublesome… I can’t stop kissing you…”
well yay saved muney by rolling it this early but dang. already used up some wine sets this event to be on track to get the gacha medals.... im very “but wat if i need those 10 yrs from now” abt items in these games
i like how they give him the mature img when he’s coupled w/ most of the other characters. but then if leo’s in it too, he has to be the delicate one as if 2 mature, triassic era vampires is too much for a roster of 10+ audacious young men. we have crusty musty vampire dad and vampire grandad uncle, surely we even have room for some dude to play ancient vampire mom
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girlwithfish · 1 year
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have to clean my apt asf after a full dsy of classes tmrw Lol its fine i made a list of wat i have to do nd ill do some laundry today nd thinfs like just washing allxthe dishes wont be that bad nd i rly just have to clean ojt the living room of boxes vacuum nd deep clean the bathroom thats it its not overwhelmjng Etccc. My mom is super strict abt cleanliness and stuff so i am a little nervous. lol
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catdemontraphouse · 2 years
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So lately I’m like shit I need to build a new pc but idk anyone local who can help me put the thing together! So a friend/colleague of my mom’s former coworker happens to teach game dev and is “building a pc” for said coworker’s nephew? so I was like hey could I talk to him? And she’s like yah I’ll set up a time and u can even sit in on his game dev class. So I’m like ok that’s cool maybe I’ll learn something even tho it’s younger kids like, I’m pretty low lvl so 🤷‍♀️
I get there and she drags me around to introduce me to the whole school, which ok fine. She keeps pestering me “ohhh we need subs u should sub!”Im like” no no Im not good with kids I don’t wanna teach etc. let’s just go hang with ur comp sci buddy so I can pick his brain abt pc stuff like we talked about.” But every now and then she still bugged me about it tf
But then we get further into this “adventure” and I was forced to listen to Dr Phil’s clone in the mechanics dept rant abt his life for like an hour of agony in a windowless workshop, then I meet the computer guy and he fucking says “oh im not very good at building pcs either”
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so im like oh god then why tf am I here?? but then he tells me he’s certified teaching unity game engine and shit im like ok cool I can get some tips abt that and while the kids work we can talk or I can listen to what he’s teaching them, this is still good!
WE PLAYeD “SUPER UNO” the whole time…yes the card game, with paper cards we didn’t touch a PC at all. I says to the woman who lined this meeting up “when we doing game dev?? Wats going on?”
“Oh we’re not.” Bitch what???? “Maybe at lunch” well this was at 10:00 and I got there at 7 so I was like helll nah I ain’t sticking around here no more
She also hated the kids even tho they were rly good kids and very nice and she kept antagonizing them to the point one kid farted on her lmao. She was triggered the girl was on her phone and so decided to be a total arsehole about it and then pick on her?? I tried to like tell her hey cmon, I feel bad for them poor kids she goes “oh I don’t” fuck off Karen! Poor kids wanna play games too and we’re fuckin stuck with this Uno bullshit?? In the “game dev” camp class? Wtf!! So I fucking left as soon as I found out there would be no computer stuff… in the game dev class…. but I’d been playing super uno for an hour already waiting to get to the computer stuff so I could chat this professor up ykno??
What a day. I woke up early in the morning for that… yEAH. Those poor children. That one kid should fart on her again lmao
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princemick-archive · 2 years
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Days like today is kind of why Michael never wanted Mick to be an F1 driver. The pressure, the burden of expectation, the criticism is always higher when you're a son of.. and Michael saw it first hand with Hill and Villeneuve. He also knew that the pressure, expectation, and criticism would be 100% higher due to Mick being his son and he was right. Now, Mick has to face it all kinda alone without the support of his father.. it is just so sad.
uuh, yeah man idk, I don't really like speaking about this topic because we obviously don't know michaels thoughts about this. the only stuff we know is speculative answers to questions asked in the 90s so making up ideas about how michael would feel about mick in f1 doesnt feel right.
I do unerstand wat you're trying to say, obviously the pressure of being the son of can not get any worse then being schumi's son but I dont think hes alone at all, just because he doesn't have his dad. he has as far as we know an incrdible support system w his mom and sister and for racing stuff seb and so many other drivers are there to help him out.
also can we please not always talk about mick as schumi's son. he already has pressure on him but man hes a driver himself. he choose to do this, let him do this and find his own way though it man.
idk, I wanted to answer this so my opinion abt michael talk on this topic is clear, I dont really want this to be a conversation or smth.
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schwarzeneggr · 23 days
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Not like this is my first rodeo but the aftermath of a su*cide attempt is usually followed by an absolute numbness while i listen to pink floyds "comfortably numb" 47837382838 times in one day. just a loop of this song and me starring at the ceiling like im in a clip about depression. But heres the kicker abt juggling both bipolar and bpd. Mood swings are insane. less than 15 days ago i was looking down the window at firefighters tellin me to please remove my headphones so we can speak and now im having a normal and absolutely average day like nothing happened. Maybe its cause im home instead of the psych ward (mom didnt want me to go) maybe im gonna relapse in 7 hours maybe the next 2 months are gonna be absolutely normal. Who knows ?!?!! certainly not me since its absolutely unfucking possible to predict my moods. But right now 7 march 2023 at 21:56 i am fine. dandy even. Maybe this isnt good because afterall Its not like the attempt was processed or even discussed with a mental health specialist we (as in me and my family) litteraly brushed it off like it was just one of my casual funny little antics. But then again the person i was 15 days ago doesnt feel like me lol. The person I was YESTERDAY doesnt feel like me. I dont feel I have any substance as a person to be honest and the pieces that make up my personality are very few and far inbetween (love for luzeni & toxic masculinity and flames and halloween skulls and detectives and cowboys and drawing and movies) I'm supposed to go to a clinic for 3 MONTHS and I already feel like I dont need it. Wat the hell am i going to say. Uh yea i tried kmsing but its fine dont even worry about it. Wats your stance on the palestinian genocide
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m-ushroomtale · 1 year
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#when u hav 2 deal w primary + 2ndary contradictions: can the west collapse soon so we can concentrate on solving 2ndary contradictions 😇#ppl who r confused r impatient n ppl who r impatient r confused. lashing out unproductively / *counter-productively* but that’s human nature#u kno there’s a lot of chinese who rly genuinely ‘c no hope 4 the future’... they hav this 10% will prosper 90% will b left behind mentality#cos of 996 n so on. i always think these ppl... dunno abt life outside china. but *i* also dunno how it is 2 liv *their* life. so sometimes#i think humans will always b sad. even if there is finally tru equality there will still b sadness n pain in the world. all we can do is try#2 lessen it as much as we can 4 as many ppl as we can. n 2 do that we must b able 2 identify the sources of such problems#like targeted poverty alleviation. i’m rambling. had a p bad day. plus my husband said ‘can u engage in normal human interaction 4 once’ 😂#he’s absolutely rite. idk i can’t just bring myself 2 b interested. i don’t pay attn then i hyperfocus on the inconsequential. i’m a bad mom#u c the problem when i can’t even bring myself 2 become interested in improving myself as a mom when i kno that i’m a bad mom#i’m not even sad rn i’m sorry i’m a bad mom but not rly sorry cos i don’t hav the energy / interest 2 b sorry. just i am a bad mom 😂💔#wat’s the cure. i’m half-healed living here but i still feel like half a ghost... how do i build relationships when i hav no emotions#wen kexing#daily wen kexing#moon in the water 🌙 flowers in the mirror 💐
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emma-exsanguia · 1 month
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i wz gonna write a whole ass post abt sum depressing ass shit n thn i thot hey... wat uf i ddnt. so i deleted it n went on w/ my lief.
DELETE IT DOT COM. THEYRS NOT A SINGLE FXKN QUALM. FORGET UR THOUGHTS LIEK A SITCOM THERES NO REALISTIC OUTCOME. form a plan and then face palm it iz ok 2 call ur mom, when tht dont help try 2 stay calm, u need me im on intercom
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keter-class-anomaly · 10 months
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WHAAAAT WAT WHEN WERE U GUYS TALKING AND SHE NEVER EVER TOLD ME????
AND NO KAYLAS MOM IS GONE 😔😔😔😔😔 KAYLA SAID SHE IS STILL HERE!!
she has to be here.
AAAAANYWAEYS HOPE MY MOM ACTLLY TELLS ME ABT U SOON BECAUSE OMG!!!!!
yeah me + your mom r girlfriends. happy pride. can i get a yeehaw for women please?
sorry to hear about kayla's mom, even though she might be a ghost?
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w1llby3rs86 · 1 year
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so. i need to say something about this.
I GET U MEANT BY LIKE UR LIFE STARTED WHEN U FOUND HER BUT SIR LAST TIME I CHECKED U WERE OUT THERE LOOKING FOR WILL. WHEN U FOUND HER U DON GIVE ONE DAMN TREE ROOT ABOUT HER U LITERALLY SAID SOMETHING LIKE "she can tell my mom shes lost and then she'll know who to call then we can go back out there to look for will" LIKE SIR WAT U TALKIN ABT UR LIFE StARteD THE DAY U FOUND HER LIKE STHU U STINKY BITCH MICHAEL
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