#my mom is larry af

[meangirls-imagines]

Welcome to the Poly!Plasticsverse!

collab with: @yungpoetfics (my fav bubs in the world)

Regina George

@queenbgina/@callmereginald (she/her)

North Shore's Queen Bee

Soft for her girlfriends

The mom of the group

Basically a sugar mommy for her girls

Lifehack Geek

TikTok hater

Has rational fear of werewolves

Will fight a bitch

Victoria's Secret girly

Female rapper stan (Doja, Cardi, Megan, etc.)

Gryffindor

Lesbian

Gretchen Wieners

@thegretchenw/@greatgretsby (she/her/it (only if ur special))

The second mom of the group

Softest human

Loves playing with her girlfriends hair

#1 Twilight hater

Has a letterboxd account just to leave bad reviews

The level headed one usually, but will snap when she needs

Cuddly as fuck

Loves Fleur du Mal lingerie

Stubborn as Fuck

Wine drinker/expert

Loves vintage music (Elvis, Elton John, etc.)

Hufflepuff

Bisexual

Karen Shetty

@karebearz/@karensheetty (any pronouns)

Ambidextrous™️

Loves Spongebob

Plant Parent

Knows Britney Spears and Lady Gaga choreo

Kpop girly (Blackpink, BTS, etc.)

Lettering expert

Has Funko Pop collection

Squishmallow lover

Ravenclaw

Pansexual

Cady Heron

@cady_heron/@defnotcaddy (she/her)

The third mom of the group

Whispers when angry

Carries bandaids at all times

Always has snacks

Lactose Intolerant (but LOVES cheese)

Cries at Rom-Coms

LOVES hugs

Cannot handle spicy food

Sleeps with a teddy bear

Happy to be here

Friends with everyone's parents

Token vanilla of the group

Has diary (with a heart shaped lock)

Bisexual

Aaron Samuels

@aaronsammy/@atomicaaron (he/him) or (ho/mie)

1/3 of Terror Trio

Y/N's best friend

North Shore's resident Himbo

Will do anything if someone says "I dare you"

Impulsive buyer

Has one brain cell (shares it with Y/N)

Overuses 💪 emoji

Usually confused

1/2 Golden Retriever duo

Can skateboard

Uses Axe body spray

Co-founder of Stuntmares

Dreams of grabbing a teddy in a claw machine (bucket list item)

Ass man

Owns too many grey sweatpants

Kisses his homies (homiesexual)

Has never watched Harry Potter

Watches lifestyle coaches on YT

Can play the ukulele (really badly)

Loves Eminem and Harry Styles (would fuck Harry Styles)

Writes Larry Stylinson fanfics

Kissed Y/N once (regretted immediately)

Bisexual

Damian Hubbard

@hubbarddamian/@damianishubby (he/him/they)

Learned how to sew from Janis

Does drag and has a YT channel (Anita Dick)

Huge Adore Delano stan

Will fight anyone who hurts Janis

Doesn't like Rupaul as a person, but is a religious Drag Race fan

#1 Poly!Plastics fan

Has an 8 step skincare routine

Cameraman for Stuntmares

Earlybird

Lies about having curfew to go to sleep early

Ravenclaw

(Lowkey wishes he was a Slytherin bc it's the "cuntiest house"

Him and Karen watch The Bachelor

Fav movie is Dirty Dancing (did the lift with Janis)

Learned how to twerk from Y/N

Gay

Janis Imi'Ike

@janiisimiike/@imiikenough (she/they)

Secret Barbie girly(live action and animated movies)

Will go straight for Ryan Gosling

Feral chihuahua of the group

Hozier stan

HATES THE KARDASHIANS

Pain in Regina's ass

Anger Issues™️

Secretly loves Olivia Rodrigo

Mentally Ill friend

Emotional Drunk

Karaoke Queen

Tits girly

Leather Jacket lesbian

Getting piercings > therapy

Has a suit collection

Thrifter

Loves her friends

Dog person (secretly)

Quotes niche memes

Kinky af

Middle Child

Lesbian

Y/N Y/L/N (FC: Chrissy Costanza)

@thisbeyn/@reginaslefttit (she/he/they/it)

2/3 Terror Trio

2/2 Golden Retriever duo

Has matching fried egg tattoo with Aaron.

Co-Founder of Stuntmares

"Hi, I'm Y/N and welcome to Stuntmares" *jumps off roof into pool*

Cuts her own hair

Blooper Reel Queen

North Shore's resident stoner

AUDHD (autistic + ADHD)

Playlists range from Beethoven to ashnikko

"IT'S NOT A PHASE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE."

Demisexual

Plays electric guitar

Has slight speech impediment

Gremlin of the group

D&D Dungeon Master

ALWAYS falls asleep during movie night

Power Nap Addict™️

Insomniac

Monster Energy Drink Enthusiast (collects the cans)

Oddly good at Origami

Tweets everything she thinks

Has been banned from Fortnite and Roblox

Married to Gretchen on The Sims (regina and karen were sad)

Anger issues

✨Spicy✨ Latina (do not fuck with her people)

Matching rings with her gfs

Def had one night stand with Cady

Shane Oman

@shaneomann/@omantastic (he/him) or (dumb/hoe)

Loves Old School Rap (Biggie, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, etc.)

Hates Y/N at first but comes to love her like a sister.

Only person who can outsmoke Y/N.

Has a dropped truck with red LED lights under it.

Blasts music walking down the halls.

Always has the zoomies.

Orange cat friend.

Has elevator music playing in his head 24/7.

Challenged Damian to a dance off. (He lost. But he had girls simping over him)

Posts thirst traps on TikTok. (Regina's mom is his #1 follower)

Has a frying pan tattooed to match Aaron and Y/N.

Always on Stuntmares trying to create new world records.

Or eating a bunch of weird combos.

"Oman! Not again!" *proceeds to eat a marshmallow and spam sandwich*

Ralph Lauren man

Whenever the polycule argues, he's a "fuck this shit, I'm out" person.

Professional party crasher

Dine and Dash expert

Has nipple piercings (Aaron and Y/N dared him to get them)

Curses like a fucking sailor (Half of his lines on Stuntmares are just censor beeps)

Talks way too fast.

Knows Italian and Spanish (Him and Y/N talk shit in Spanish)

His ringtone for Aaron and Y/N is the remix of the Windows error sound

Loves t-shirts with offensive prints (Regina tries to make him dress normally)

Has gc with Aaron and Y/N called "Hoemies"

Would fuck Aaron

TICKLISH

Major gossip (Him and Gretchen meet once a week to talk shit)

#regina george x reader #karen shetty x reader #gretchen wieners x reader #aaron samuels #cady heron #janis imi'ike #damian hubbard #poly!plasticsverse

[awesomefringey]

I never thought I'd have to say this. I like to think I'm a strong larrie. Which I am. But this constant shit talks that louis does about us, not once or twice but multiple times now, it's annoying tf out of me. I am out of twitter due to some reasons, and I have no idea what is going on in the fandom. Someone just told me louis stated in an interview that larries annoy him and talks bad an his "son" (a son who is literally the exception of all genetics studies that I did on my PhD paper and turned to look exactly like his mom's step father) I just. It's too much. And I'm highly, highly disappointed in louis.

Yet I try to love him, try to look past all these hurtful jabs he throws at us, but then he does it again. It's toxic af atp.

You are the one who feeds us stuff. You are the one who wrote the princess park line. You are the one who got fucking complementary tattoos. Now u blame us for falling. Splendid.

Sorry for the long ass anon I needed to vent

Yup that’s the gaslighting that frustrates a loooot of people.

In this case (I guess you’ve not seen it?), and I’m not trying to defend Louis or anything but it’s been pretty much the same sentiment since his Dan Wootton denial.

The answer wasn’t worse or better, just another version of “people will believe what they want to believe”. He put Freddie into the mix as a boundary (which fair, I don’t need this kid to be in the spotlight ever) but beyond that he shrugs it off as “it is what it is”.

If you’re not willing to stick around for that, I get it. 🩵

#ask #larries in crisis #okay I might need another tag #dan wootton

[nostalgicfortomorrow]

Opinion: Singapore GP 2023 was actually the GOAT of this years season

No hate against redbull. actually yes. but did you see the energy fred vasseur and ferrari brought during the anthem? like I am so used to boring af austrian anthems with some random mexican sprinklings but the raucous cheering, the big goofy grins, and fred waltzing around happily meant everything

I was literally there and larry the lizard or lando lizard or whatever you choose to call that thing or even godzilla was hilarious. it was so random and charles just seemed to care about that thing so much

THE CARLANDO MOMENTS ON THE PODIUM like yes carlos hugged charles as a sorry but the way carlando gripped each other meant EVERYTHING to me. that hug was like... five minutes long. And the way they worked together to hold of mercades? perfect. And the way they splashed each other together on the podium? perfection.

The podium itself had so MUCH ENERGY. Lewis joined in albsulutely drenched carlos and had so much fun. like lewis rarely joins in. And fred was actually the life of the party toddling around drenching carlos and lando. AND ZAK FUCKING BROWN gave Carlos a big hug and a big smile and yesyesyesyesyesyeysyesyesyesy just yes. Just happiness and smiles everywhere.

The whole fight, the whole buildup, my eyes never left the screen except to crochet. My mom and my two lil brothers and I just were screaming nonstop for the last two laps and my dad actually popped his head around to see what was going on. My mom screamed the loudest.

The singaporean crowd is just incredible and I'm so proud of my nation for holding such a great race :D

#f1 #carlando #singaporean gp #formula one #f1 singapore #carlos sainz jr #ferrari #lando norris #mclaren #lewis hamilton #mercades

[castle-dominion]

5x19 the lives of others

lol fries she looks angel murdering this fellow

Oh no not a kneecap you're missing on his bday!? castle you are insane spa trip not a guilt trip XD I can't believe they are here sjdkfaksjldfhasdjh they are just here in his house & using his binoculars XD *whispers* voyeurism as in watching other ppl or as in watching this individual with the towel (or without the towel *raises eyebrows*) K here's the scene: MR opens the door to leave and she runs into Kevin Ryan & Javier Esposito. MR: Oh! Katherine, your ride is here! KB: Oh, great. RC: Ride? KB: Yeah. We had a body drop. I asked the boys to pick me up so I’d have enough time to make you breakfast. She heads to grab her stuff and he wheels himself after her. RC: I’m missing another case? No! C’mon! Take me with you! KB: No! Not until you get better. KR: Castle. How’s the knee? RC: It’s not the knee so much as the boredom. JE: I thought you writers liked being alone. RC: Yeah, if I could write. But the painkillers make me a little loopy. Last night I used the word ‘speculate’ three times in the same sentence. KR notices a pair of binoculars on the table. He picks them up. KR: Hmm. You must be bored. You’ve actually gone Rear Window. He trains the binoculars at the building across the street. RC: Alexis got me those as a joke to cheer me up. I have not yet resorted to voyeurism. KR: Then you are missing out. (he whistles) JE: What? Let me see. They wrestle for the binoculars. KR: Hey, no! JE: Give me those! JE yanks them away. KR: Dude, she was just about to take off her towel. JE: Oh, the towel’s off. KR: Yeah. RC is amused. KB: Unless the body you’re looking at is dead, I suggest you drop those binoculars. (JE: does) Okay, Castle – (she kisses her hand and presses it to his foot) - I will call you and check on you soon. She leaves with KR and JE. RC: Hey, what if I consult by phone? We could pretend I’m Charlie and you’re my angels. KR and JE pause and strike a pose in the doorway, but they leave him alone anyway. there are surely enough pics online that I do not need to take one of these making this pose

"you're making it up" magazine? See? Ryan walked off to the side & rejoined em later with more info

just a headlight? Huh. Sus.

Oh yeah ppl in the usa hate the irs. Remember that veggie tales episode where larry lets everyone in including a burglar & santa except he closes the door on the irs agent?

Oh no castle! Nooo (going to clip this)

Oh of course. Reporting threats is annoying bc of this?

Sammy keyes moments! RC: Oh, to be young and underemployed. no nonn onono no no the hat! 'slpaining

Castle loopy with the painkillers

Kate’s phone rings and she checks the ID. KB: Hey, Castle. RC: Where are you? He’s bored. He’s playing with a magnifying glass. KB: I’m … at work. Why? RC: You said you were bringing home dinner. KR& JE stop working. They’re more interested in KB's conversation. KB: Yes, on my way home. RC: So when are you leaving? KB: Soon. RC: When soon? KB: Like in … half an hour? RC: Fine. He hangs up. KB looks at KR and JE. KB: Shut up. JE: shrugs.

Ohhhhh here's the thing Martha has binoculars! "action" when ready! the soda from the fridge Oh no the knife castle maybe call 911 or smth? Oooooh it falls down 100th episode!

fafjsdl;aksdjfksdhfdsfjkasdf Ryan shrugs out at the window bc he knows castle is watching They are actually great at Their "Jobs" here rn Why are they On Top of the covers & wearing their clothes?

clipping that uwu

jimmy stewart

so THAT is det wilson

Ryan pretty af wow

Castle is SO me, talking out loud to himself Castle snap a pic

Why does she have her phone OUT tho? At least it is on vibrate This is where mom said she wanted to disappear & succeeded lol he couldn't get thru to beckett so he called ryan

Good point, how do you know it is the same girl? Blood looks way different, trust me I'm a chef & a self harmer Beckett is not choosing the right things to say

See? This convo can be taken both ways!

Good a camera! NOOOOO HE GOT NOTHING SJDFHJSDKFHSJDH

Alexis acting tho lol she has a nice ring ALEXIS WATCHING HIM TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES LMAO

KR: Staring at the phone won’t make it ring. I learned that in junior high.

Tommy Valentino?

POPCORN

I practiced my lockpicking bc of this episode lol his crutches lol RC: Oh, no, no, no. If you get caught you get a B and E on your record and you’ll never become President.

Shark: You bet your ass. No one’s going to Al Capone me.

Ryan looking hecking season two vibes here with that face those lips that hair love it sm.

glad they have radios Bleach & paint explains the mask & gloves except he can't get OUT he needs to HIDE

radio silence hun radio silence Taking the entire bag

double indemnity lunch break

Why would he not shred that one? nice push, dramatic Castle making her do unscripted stuff lol

KB: You’re talking about an illegal search. RC: When you do it it’s an illegal search. When I do it it’s just illegal.

too thin for a body wig XD, mum guessed it

GATES SFDJKHSDJHFSJKDFH Mould can be red love gates sm

Soda soda soda I didn't notice it the first time

Happy birthday to me sdhfjksdhfjj she SAID a drink from the fridge on purpose fhskjdfhsdkjfsdfjskdk

RC: I rescind the apology. I take it back. She’s in the fridge.

KB: Not as dangerous as me if you blow up my plans. RC: (hesitates) Well what if he doesn’t let you in? KB: Look at me. He’s gonna let me in.

Ooh the lights go out

RC: limps across the street. He has called for backup, and KR and JE are just getting there in their nice red car. KR: Where is she? RC: She’s upstairs! She’s in the apartment! KR and JE run into the building. They’re followed by some uniformed officers. RC hobbles behind them. RC: Wait for me!

KR and JE are at Michael’s door, guns drawn, before RC can get off the elevator. KR knocks on the door. KR: NYPD! Open up! JE: Open up now! There’s no response and KR starts to shoulder the door. RC: Kick it! Kick it! JE: Yeah! KR and JE kick in the door together and burst through. RC is right behind them. RC: Beckett! JE: Beckett! KR: Beckett! JE: Beckett you there? KR: Beckett! RC: Beckett, where are you?

The apartment is dark and still. There’s no response. Suddenly the lights come up. KB is standing front and center in their group of friends. She’s fine. It’s a surprise party. They all yell ‘surprise’ and clap. KB: Happy birthday! RC is confused. He watches as MICHAEL gives BRENT back his hat with a smile and a shrug. EMILY comes from the bedroom. RC: It was all fake? His low tone quiet. the guests, Martha, Alexis & Kate are worried now. RC: Nothing was real. You – you let me think I was crazy? You let me think you were going to die. She puts down the champagne she was going to hand him. KB: But Castle, you were – you were so bored over the last couple of weeks stuck at home with no case to solve and I saw that this apartment was for rent and I just – I thought that – I – MR: Richard … RC: No. No. This is … (they all watch, afraid) … without a doubt … the greatest birthday gift of my life! The group cheers in relief. KB sighs and gives MR a hug. She was really afraid he was mad. RC is still in shock and disbelief. KR and JE congratulate each other and AC just smiles.

RC: How did you do it? KB: Well, I did have a lot of help. She hugs MR again. MR: Yes, you did indeed. RC: You were all in on it? MR: Mmhmm. (she points) Michael, Brent, Emily. My brilliant acting students. (the bow) I, of course, was the director. RC: And the boys? JE: Yep. KR: nods. KB: Oh, yeah. They were great. Except you didn’t have to kick down the door. JE: I was in the moment. KR: We wanted to be convincing. JE: Yeah. RC: Alexis, you too? AC: (smiles) It’s why I bought you the binoculars. RC: Even Captain Gates? KR: Yeah. She jumped at the chance to dress you down for any reason. KB makes a tiger gesture. RC: Where is Captain Gates? JE: She couldn’t make it. RC: Good. He can’t stop looking at Kate. KB just smiles, so happy that he’s happy. RC: Wow. He comes forward and she meets him in a kiss. MICHAEL: All right! The rest of the crowd claps and cheers. RC and KB don’t care; they’re in their own little world. RC laughs. OH THE MUSIC RC: (incredulously) You really blew my mind. KB: Yeah well, I figured the trickiest part would be fooling you and keep a straight face. RC: Well you win the Oscar for best pretend murder. I cannot believe the whole thing was staged. She nods and laughs happily, then her smile drops. KB: Staged? RC: What? KB: I think I just solved my case! RC: Does that mean you’re going to go run off and arrest someone now? KB: (smiles) No. (she takes the champagne form him) Right now I’ve got other plans. She kisses him and holds up her glass in a toast. KB: Happy birthday.

I like how she at least decides to wait until tomorrow to arrest the person

Did they not have a time of death?

except some of the episodes had multiple murders (or way more than just multiple) & some had none & you solved cases off-screen too, you have referenced at least one. But yeah about 100 ish.

rolling her on his chair so romantic

#castle 5x19 #castle 5x19 spoilers #castle 5x19 quote #the birthday episode/the 100th episode

[huggieshalo]

30 tag rant wow ok bye

#i have instant spite for anyone when their mom cares enought to listen about larry #cause my mom is a) homophobic #b) transphobic #c) obessed with toxic masculinity #d) a narcissistic is general #e) cant give a sec of her life to enjoy smth her daughter enjoy #like what kind of mother actually does that #like am i really asking for alot by saying #be interested in me #love me for who i am #and what i love #be proud of the person ive shaped my self to be #and look at the ppl i look up to #like i that really so much u can barely bat an eyelash when i show u photos of harry or louis? #the only she gets interested if she thinks they are hot. #and comments are them being rich af #and i just #cant be bothered to reduce them to celebrities in my eyes for the sake of a xonvo with her #so i shut down #idk what the point of this js #i just got mad thinking about enjoying as it was with the moms' and enjoying the rainbowness and gender of harry #in positive manner of #course #just accepting him for who he is like i wish my mom would accept me for me #and not who she wants me to be #sigh wtf #how did end up unders this house #rant #mine #thanks for reading if youre still here?

[artemis-bitch]

Speaking of my mom, I once told her the whole larry timeline (obviously a little shorter, but with the most important proofs) and I think I also watched a few freddieismyqueen videos with her. That made her like a big dark larrie. So every time I’m freaking out about new proofs (I almost got her deaf with the new video and haz’s photos) she SCREAMS things like BUT YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE MARRIED or SHUT UP WE ALL KNOW THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER and my all time favorite THEY ARE PROBABLY CUDDLING IN BED RIGHT NOW ACROSS THE WORLD AND YOU ARE GOING CRAZY FOR THIS VIDEO

The other day my dad even asked me about Louis Styles or Harry Tomlinson bc he saw a trend in Twitter and my mom argue that she’s a Louis Styles larrie but we all know that Hazza Tomlinson

#larry is love #larry stylinson #larry shippers #louis tomlinson #louis and harry #harry styles #one direction #harrys world tour #fine line #larry af #larry #larry is literally real #larries #larry is real #louis styles #harry tomlinson #my mom is crazy

[beyondxmeasure]

I am looong overdue for a snippet, so I'm dropping a long one to make up for it. I see and appreciate all the tags and love you all so much for nudging me the past couple of weeks to share something. I promise I'm not ignoring you! Just really busy/lazy/preoccupied AF. This snip is from my forthcoming fic (still untitled at the moment) for this year's @onedirectionbigbang, a summertime 90s AU which is a follow-up to I Know You Rider...

Thanks again for the tags @zannithinks @larrysballetslippers @dontworrylouis @ohpleaselarry @stylesthebrave @ladyaj-13 @hershelsue Tagging @lululawrence @parmahamlarrie @thestylinsons @kingsofeverything @jacaranda-bloom @lightwoodsmagic @louandhazaf @crinkle-eyed-boo @adidassquad @larry-hiatus and anyone else who feels like sharing!

✂️Snippet below the cut.✂️

“Hey, I know you’re upset we had to leave early, but look at this weather, huh?” Harry’s mother says, offering a conciliatory smile as she pats his knee, rubbing her thumb in soothing circles. Windshield wipers slap back and forth in time, shucking away the light patter of rain on the glass in a hypnotic rhythm. The hiss of tires driving by on the wet asphalt of the interstate lulls Harry into a daze. He lets his head drop onto the cool glass, resting his forehead on the window. Fixing his gaze on the fog line that passes by in a blur of white paint, it reminds Harry of the white stripes on a certain boy’s beat up black Vans. Apparently, it doesn’t take much for literally anything to remind him of Louis and the week they spent together. “Go ahead and pick something, honey,” Harry’s mom says again as a gentle nudge. Harry reaches under his seat, feeling around for the zippered black nylon Case Logic case they’ve affectionately dubbed ‘the jukebox’ that his mom keeps stocked full of her best road trip tapes. He traces a finger down the line of jewel cases, contemplating his selection. Some are their favorite albums, Stevie Nicks’ Bella Donna, The Big Chill Soundtrack, Paul Simon’s Graceland, others are homemade mix tapes. Hours of careful curation go into each one as she mines her extensive music collection to find songs to suit a particular mood or theme. Then she decorates them. Stickers and Sharpie artwork cover the cassette itself (her signature is a boom box outline using the holes of the tape reels as speakers). Each one has a peculiar name like Radioactive Bubblegum (pop mix), Creamsicles and Slip ‘N Slides (summer mix), Sorcery and Melodrama (divas and musicals). Her personal touches continue with meticulous handwriting and colorful doodles that cover each J-card from corner to corner. If there’s room, she’ll squeeze in a random fact about a band or a quote that suits that mix’s theme. He loves this glimpse into his mother’s creative side and seeing her get swept up in something she’s so passionate about. He gets a sense that not a lot has changed since high school, at least as far as her passion for music is concerned, and sometimes wonders, in another lifetime, if they might’ve been friends. There might be some moms that enjoy flipping casually through the pages of Cosmo or Good Housekeeping, and other boys who steal their older brothers' Playboys. But Harry and his mother Anne aren’t like everyone else. Rolling Stone was their magazine, and he remembers how they both eagerly awaited its arrival every other week in the mailbox. By the time Harry was nine or ten, they were fighting over who got to flip through it first and most nights Harry would read the articles or latest album reviews aloud to her at the kitchen table (instead of doing his homework) as she made them dinner. Music is their shared hobby, and she’s like an encyclopedia of random facts, always peppering them into a casual conversation that Harry absorbs like a sponge. Now that he’s older, he tries to stump Anne with music trivia of his own or tell her about the latest new releases, hoping he might tell her something she doesn’t already know, but that is rarely the case. Either way, she’s always a great sport, playing along and acting surprised when he quizzes her. It’s obvious where his love of music came from, and he’s so thankful that she’s shared it with him. Anne would always try to include his sister Gemma whenever they quizzed each other with music trivia, but she was more interested in her books. He likes that it’s always been their thing. He loves his sister, he really does. They’re very close, as siblings of single parents often are, and have their own things, like their mutual crush on Jordan Catalano, who they both swoon over. They spent their typical Friday night in front of the TV. Mom went to bed right after TGIF ended, then they would stay up way too late, passing a pint of Chubby Hubby back and forth while watching endless reruns of My So-Called Life. But there’s a part of him that’s happy he gets his mother all to himself.

#snippets #my writing #one direction big bang #arcades and lemonade series #90's au #larry fic #one direction fic #harry x louis #cyantific fics

[killemwithkawaii]

everybody’s like: sal, larry, ash- what about larry’s mom?? 🤨 like she is fine i don’t know how none of y’all see anything in her

You speak the truth bro- Lisa is a whole damn meal and you should say it

Why Larrys Mom Has Got It Goin' On-

>Fit, tough, hard-working, loyal and independent af 💪

>Resourceful and good with her hands

>A daydreamer 💕

>A+ mom to errybody

>Makes lasagna from scratch (like um be still my little Italian heart??)

>Got that cute cowlick thing goin with her bangs (and you can’t help but want to play with it)

>Women with big noses and full eyebrows are just a treasure in general lbr

>Has a damn fine figure and can still turn heads even in a grubby jumpsuit

Like no wonder Henry snatched that ass up at the first opportunity Lisa is the definition of a MILF and you cannot change my mind

(also just imagine how funny it would be for Larry to find out that everybody around him is in agreement that he has a hot mom 😂😂😂)

#K.E.W.K. answers #sally face #lisa johnson

[br4inr0tx]

Sup, hope u drink water and sleep well. Could I get some Sally face and homestuck match up? If it's open of course, if not just ignore it and enjoy your day/night. I think I am bard of space . I am bi disaster boi. I am average height, brown messy hair and almost black eyes. I am chill easy goin dude who likes to hang around with friends. I love discussing all kinds of things. Enjoy any good music. I do small funky sketches/animations and also play acoustic guitar. I am very accepting and under stable, also kind of nihilistic. Also am kind of gamer boi too. Love horror and fantasy. I care deeply for close people and will do everything for em. I can always forgive and forget some things from friend. Kinda forgetful and hard to focus on one thing. I have kinda bad sense of humor (what do u expect when I only watch sr pelo, Brandon Rogers and filthy frank XD). I can get more hyperactive and do some crazy bs for time to time, I dunno why I do it tho. I think it's all, Thx if u read this, hope I don't waste yo time, bye

Greetings and Salutations. I hope your drinking, eating, and sleeping good as well. It’s all my fault for having motivation problems to finally do this but here it is. It’s nothing personal, of course, it’s unfortunately just my pea brain being the intellectual it is.

Also I watch the same Youtubers, though I think that type is funny af and isn’t as bad as it is. Gen Z I tell you.

Your Sally Face matchup is.. Sal Fisher !!

• Granted there’s few characters I can pick from this series sense there’s only like seven of them but I chose Sal. He’s very chill, and not as rowdy as some of the other characters. Though, you did come very close to getting matched with Maple.

• Sally has been on the shorter side all his life unfortunately, probably 5’5 at most I think? He doesn’t say much on height, sense he doesn’t like to judge. If you ever mention his height he wouldn’t care though, cause you can already bet Larry already said something before you.

• You being easy going is always refreshing. He never needs to worry around you, because he knows you won’t freak out to much and deal with stuff accordingly, similar to him. Stress in Addison Apartments often leads to more chaos.

• You’d definitely get along with his friends I’m sure. They’re all super chill and excepting anyway, so why wouldn’t they? They all love you and treat you like a true equal. You won’t need to worry about being lonely ever again, I guarantee.

• Sal isn’t the best at small talk, so the fact you’re able to start a conversation so easily makes him a little relieved. He’s open to talking about whatever, sense he seems to keep everything at the same level most of the time. It could be like the most outrageous dangerous thing and he’ll be super chill about talking about it. Unless it’s super touchy. You already know what I mean.

• Sally is actually really impressed by your skills, especially in animation. He tried to get into drawing by Larry and Ash’s advances, but failed miserably. Both Larry and Ash are good as I just mentioned, Sal recommends you guys should do a colab sometime.

• Sal plays guitar too! Granted mostly it’s electric guitar but it’s the same deal. Sally made a song about you..he’s a bit nervous to show you, but in days come when he gains enough confidence he’ll show you. When the times right-..hopefully soon.

• Your nihilistic views on the world are mutual to him. After the incident with his mom, he’s just been a walking corpse. He just lets the days go by and sees what happens. He’s glad he has someone to relate to that. I hope you too.

• Sal isn’t always playing video games, but you can bet he has his fair share of games laying around he still likes to play. He has a few game consoles too. Feel free to use them, sometimes he plays with you too.

• He’s definitely told you about the ghosts in Addisons Apartments at this point. You’ve probably met Megan too. Sal finds it interesting too, but he’s worried about the cult coming near you, so in that aspect he’s protective in how far you come close to the stuff.

• Obviously this man is full of chaos everyday. You guys are always out doing something. Sometimes you have the hang with you, and sometimes it’s just the two of you on a little date. I can always guarantee that you guys do something together basically everyday though. You’ll never be bored.

• Despite his self continuousness and that wack shit he’s involved in, he hopes he can have time with you. He wants to have a life with you, and be able to enjoy instead of focusing to much on this curse that lurks on his shoulders.

Your Homestuck matchup is.. Aradia Megido !!

• Who better to go with a slightly spooky boy then a slightly spooky girl?

• Aradia tends to get bored easily, and will talk about absolutely anything to spice things up if she can. Even if it makes her seem facetious in some dangerous situations. Then again that’s her all the time with her unhinged laughter.

• hhhhhhhhh I love writing for Aradia such wife material.

• Most of Aradia’s talents are more adventure driven, but she does enjoy down time if she is tired once in awhile. Those times she loves to watch you like some sort of specimen. That includes watching you sleep. But- she like to watch you do your own hobbies! Watching you draw something so effortlessly is so cool- and your guitar playing has become so calming to her lately.

• Your nihilistic thoughts disappoint her. Sure the world is doomed, but can’t we make up for that? Despite being utterly doomed, we can still enjoy to small joys from the universe, right? Aradia tries to brighten your broads in that aspect, at least trying to make you think a little more positively.

• She’s a ghostly fairy. If that isn’t the best Horror/Fantasy mashup for you I don’t know what is. Not to she’s hella into that type of stuff, and I’m sure that’ll lead to some pretty interesting conversations.

• Please- you think your humor is bad? Aradia’s humor consists of dry sarcasm and puns. I’m sure she finds more stuff then that funny, but it’s the humor she uses and probably her favorite.

• Being easily bored, most of the time Aradia wants to get up and do something. She’s definitely going to drag you out of bed one day to explore this abandoned hospital that’s rumored to be inhabited by ghosts. I’m sure it gets more chaotic then that but I can’t think of anything right now.

• She’s very RAMbunctious * fingerguns *

• Anyway Aradia will always be up to do anything. Memory making is important to her, and she’d love to spend it with you!

- coii

[bonesgadh]

My thoughts on the final season of Orange is the New Black:

Obviously, some heavy spoilers below:

If you ask me, Piper’s storyline outside Litchfield was, for the most part, a complete waste of time. Instead of having her getting stoned with her brother or going to that pointless retreat, why didn’t they have her doing something productive like helping other former inmates or writing her book?

Speaking of the book, I’m high-key disappointed they gave the memoir storyline to Judy fucking King. Call me cheesy but I was looking forward to the show ending with Piper writing her book just like she said she would in season 6. Such a missed opportunity.

I really, really wanted Taystee to be cleared of Piscatella’s murder. I don’t understand why they gave so much importance to Suzanne writting what really happened and Taystee showing the text to her lawyer if it wasn’t going to make a difference in the end. Chekhov’s gun, anyone?

I’m so relieved she didn’t kill herself. I guess as long as there’s life there’s hope fucking Cindy will confess the truth and justice will be served. In the meantime, I was happy Taystee found a new meaning to her life and decided to help other inmates have a better shot at rebuilding their lives after prison.

Daddy’s death caught me by surprise. That said, I didn’t notice her absence at all for the reminder of the season. I guess she was a one-hit wonder character.

I have the feeling they had no idea what to do with Frieda so they just had her do weird stuff like accumulating trash. 

Thank Christ they got rid of Badison so early in the season. Cringiest, most annoying character in the history of television.

Aleida is so stupid lmao. I get she wanted to protect her daughter from that pedophile but she fucked up. I was rooting for her to rebuild her life and I was disappointed at her.

I liked Suzanne coming to terms with her sentence and being more comfortable around people and making new friends. It’s what she deserves.

Why is Cesar out of jail? Didn’t Aleida say he was supposed to stay there until he was an old man?

So Yadriel isn’t Pepa’s biological father?

Shani, man. Her relationship with Nicky was so cute and you could tell she was different from Nicky’s other flings. She didn’t act like a stallion around her, she was sweet and considerate with her and her backstory was very sad. I’m pissed they weren’t endgame because they made such a good couple.

There was no need to kill off Lorna’s baby. That was unnecessary roughness.

What happened to Maritza left me devastated. That final sequence of her getting into the plane and all the other women who were deported as well slowly disappearing until there was no one left gave me fucking chills. It was tough to watch but it had to be done to make a point of how a good portion of the immigrants who get deported are young adults who have never lived anywhere else besides the US, but still they are not considered citizens.

I absolutely adore Fig. Her character development was one of the best in the show. Also I LOVE HER RELATIONSHIP WITH CAPUTO OMG.

Piper’s sister-in-law is annoying af. I bet she is one of those anti-vaccinations freaks.

Alex looked so damn hot in her flashback oh my god. 

Goodall is adorable! For real, what a gorgeous baby.

I was not expecting CO Fischer to make a comeback.

Healy is still a piece of shit.

I can understand why Piper developed feelings for Zelda. She represented the potential life she could lead now that she was a free woman, the opportunity to start over and leave prison behind (like Sophia advised her to). However, there wasn’t anything exciting about being with her, it was way too safe and that’s the exact opposite of what she had with Alex. 

Polly is even more annoying than she was before but Larry didn’t get on my nerves this time around, which surprised me. Maybe because his little prep talk is what pushed Piper to follow Alex to Ohio or maybe it was the nostalgia. Idk, but they brought him back in a nice way.

I felt really bad for Vinnie. He wasn’t only grieving for his son but he also had to see Lorna fall into that complete state of denial.

Sophia’s comeback was everything. She looked like a goddess and she seemed so happy and in control of her life. I thought we wouldn’t see her again after she got released from prison but I’m glad they managed to bring her back even for a couple of scenes.

Totally random statement but Piper looked very attractive at the benefit gala and the morning after. I don’t know if it was the hair or the way they did her eyes but she was smoking hot.

Danielle Brooks is the best actress in the show. Don’t @ me.

McCullough is the archetype of the psycho ex. I legit thought she was going to shoot Piper when she confronted her at her house.

Alex knows Piper so damn well. She is aware of the fact that Piper tends to run away from stuff when things get complicated and her choosing to have an affair with McCullough was her way to try to protect herself. Then again, I really thought they had moved on from that phase. 

Fig lying about being pregnant to help that woman get an abortion was such a strong moment. Also her calling out the double-standard of the guard who was opposed to the woman aborting but wanted her to get deported? Legends only.

Lorna is such a racist but I can’t bring myself to dislike her. If anything I’ve always felt a bit sorry for her.

Linda is such a bitch.

Tamika was the only warden who actually cared about making a difference. I’m sad she got fired because of something that wasn’t even her fault but her good deeds made a profound impact.

McCullough is so damn unstable but I can’t blame her for developing such strong feelings for Alex. She’s quite irresistible.

Alex acting all unattached and cold as she was breaking up with Piper was painful to watch. I knew it wasn’t real but for a hot second I thought that was it for them. 

The ICE storyline was out-of-this-world amazing. So powerful and brilliantly done, quintessential OITNB.

If you had told me six years ago I would cry like a baby with Pennsatucky’s death I would have laughed at you.

But for real, POOR PENNSATUCKY. I’m sorry she had to die for Taystee to stay alive.

Because of the ‘a fan-favorite character dies in the final episode to mark the end of the show’ trope I had the feeling they were going to kill either Red, Alex or Taystee. I was legit surprised when the final death was revealed to be Pennsatucky.

That Poussey flashback had me in tears.

Alex and Nicky’s goodbye scene was so sweet and I love they talked about eventually reuniting. They were my brotp.

What Larry told Piper when she visited him at his place was very interesting. When Piper told him she loved Alex he told her he believed her, but that he also thought she loved what Alex represented. I believe that was true at some point—well, for most of the series—and, unconsciously, Piper believed that as well. But, if anything, what they went through in season 7 helped Piper realize she did want to be with Alex. The extra limb analogy was amazing and I don’t think Jenji could have picked a better way to explain their relationship.

Hellman is the new warden? Gross.

My favorite part about the old inmates’ cameos was that they were shown doing the same stuff they did in Litchfield: Boo being tired of everyone’s bullshit, Yoga giving the mandala talk to new inmates, Gina feeling exasperated and Norma calming her down, Watson running and Alison checking her time, Angie and Leanne being stupid, Brook mooning over stuff.

I only missed two characters making a cameo: Sister Ingalls and Miss Claudette. I know most fans wanted to see Bennett again but fuck that coward.

Also wtf happened to Bayley? I kinda wanted to know.

Karla’s story broke my heart. I’m glad they included her character because her story is the story of millions of immigrants that are separated from their children, forced to return to their home countries and endure harsh conditions while trying to make their way back to the US.

Blanca really went out there and said “fuck it” to the american dream, didn’t she? In my opinion she had the best ending out of all the characters. I’m so happy she reunited with Diablo and is ready to live her life with him at last. My girl deserved it.

Maria’s storyline was so ‘meh’. It was way too similar to her season 6 storyline.

My mom Gloria had the second best ending. I was afraid they were going to punish her because of the phone thing but thankfully asshole Luschek finally did something right. I was rooting for her to have a happy ending and I’m glad she got it.

Also was that little girl living with Gloria and her kids her granddaughter? Because she was definitely younger than her sons but Gloria’s flashback stated her daughters are older, so I’m confused.

I really need to know if Aleida killed Daya. I hate it was left so open.

Flaca choosing to help immigrants was so sweet. I bet one of the reasons she did it was to stop them from suffering Maritza’s fate.

Fig and Caputo are adopting!

Cindy did not deserve a good ending after she ruined Taystee’s life. That made me so angry. I was really hoping she would confess the truth.

In the end, McCullough made Alex a favor by having her transferred to Ohio. She went back to minimum security, she was with friends and people she knew and far away from all the crap in max.

What happened to Red and Lorna was devastating. Red losing her identity and her memory was so tragic because of what a badass she was. Also I knew Lorna would lose it after her son’s death but it was heartbreaking. They deserved better.

It sucks balls Nicky lost every person who was important to her but despite that I liked her ending because, even though she suffered heartbreak after heartbreak, she found a way to keep herself sober and now she will help others the way Red helped her. It was the best way she could honor her.

Despite literally everyone around Piper advising her to leave Alex behind and forget about her (from her parole officer to her dad to Larry to Sophia) the fact that she chose to follow Alex to Ohio was a pleasant surprise to me. It showed her growth and how much she really wanted to be with Alex, and that she was not a mistake in her life but her life. I was never a Vauseman shipper but even I knew they had to be endgame, any other ending wouldn’t have made any sense. I feel bad for the shippers because it was a very tough season for them but love prevailed, so congrats.

I didn’t catch the Piper Kerman cameo until I saw someone mentioned it on twitter. That was so cool! Also I don’t know if this was intentional but I liked the visual parallel between Larry Smith & Piper and Piper Kerman & Alex. Larry waited for Piper for as long as she was in jail and never abandoned her, so I choose to believe Kenji and Co. are hinting at Piper doing the same thing for Alex.

It was a good decision to show us a glimpse of Piper’s new life. She has a stable job, a new home, she is studying about criminal law and using her time in a productive way, and also she looks happier than we ever saw her.

In conclusion, I liked the season very much. Orange is one of my favorite shows and I think they ended it in a very nice way. It was very well executed and, unlike other final seasons I have watched over the years, it never felt rushed to me. It was the best season in at least a couple of years and I’m in love with the series finale, I stand by my original statement that it is the best one I have ever seen.

I give it a solid B+, four-out-of-five stars, 8.5 out of 10.

Orange forever, indeed.

#orange is the new black #orange is the new black spoilers #oitnb #oitnb spoilers #piper chapman #alex vause #gloria mendoza #taystee #nicky nichols #red #galina reznikov #lorna morello #suzanne warren #joe caputo #natalie figueroa #taystee jefferson #tasha jefferson #blanca flores #maritza ramos #marisol gonzales #flaca gonzales #shani #aleida diaz #dayanara diaz #maria ruiz #tiffany doggett #pennsatucky #cindy hayes

[bisluthq]

When Karlie's pregnancy was announced, I saw a tweet saying a Larry-split amongst gaylors was imminent and wow, how true. So shoutout to you for the realistic kay timeline and reality checks. Because even TTB-haters on twitter do not realize how they sound and it's concerning. Makes everybody else look bad tbh

Well yeah because babygates always lead to the surfacing of the real tinhats (Larries, Markle tinhats, etc). Like a baby is a baby is a baby. You can say the baby is born to parents who don’t truly love each other maybe or that it’s part of an arrangement or that the mom used a surrogate or that the paternity is in question but it’s always a real fucking baby.

And if you publicly tie yourself to the person you publicly tie the baby to it’s a choice. So like whether Louis loved Briana (seemingly not lmaoooo) or Joshlie love each other (I mean IMO all signs point to yes but I’m not them) or if Zayn is Gigi’s bébé daddy (I don’t know and don’t care) it doesn’t matter these fucks had babies.

And I think most of us get that and know that just in standard non celeb life babies come off all sorts of circumstances. People claim paternity certain ways under all sorts of circumstances. Life’s messy and weird and complicated.

But for tinhats that’s not a comfortable thing to admit because they want their faves to be together 5eva even when that implies they’re miserable af and forced to do horrible things to one another and themselves and the “PR romance” partner. Like my favorite tinhats are the Robstens who GENUINELY BELIEVE RPatz and KStew - both an actual bearding arrangement and a clear stunt to promote Twilight - are sekrit marriedz and that their subsequent respective partners are all part of a “narrative”.

What’s also funny to me is the most ardent tinhats come from ships that were formally marketed (as friendships or on screen or formally as a romance). Like Kays - to this day - don’t look at the clear fucking stuntiness of the Vogue shit and go “ah so they were selling me something” they go TRUE!!!! 😍😍 LOVE!!!! Robstens point to stunts to show how happy and in love they were. Terry theorists literally use Scandal episodes to prove there was an affair. It’s never subtle shit like it’s... stuff that was sold. And like that doesn’t mean that stuff didn’t happen. (I mean Robsten never happened that was a lesbian and her straight guy friend lmao constantly on their way to talk bitches but the others like lmaoo who knows I’m not them). But “proof” isn’t stunty magazine editorials or scripted interviews or pap walks and if your ship did a bunch of those my dudes you were being sold a product.

PR is real. Stunting is real.

But if, as I say, a ship was being sold to you at some stage you should ask yourself if you really think you’re smarter than the people who did the selling 🤷🏻‍♀️

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Fri 11 Oct

Lights Up! She's out and she's big! (that's what my date said, happy Coming Out Day, etc...) After much tease up and lead up, about an hour before the anticipated midnight Eastern release time we finally started to get a glimmer of confirmation, which quickly turned into being buried alive(ish) in a flood of Harry content, like probably as much as the previous six months combined my god. Merch announcement! Posting new pics! Video link! New profile pics and headers everywhere! The single artwork! And then the song and video came out. The pop number, seemingly a commentary on fame and public persona, is not the sound all the talk of seventies rock influences and Harry's previous music had led us to expect, but after the initial surprise you can find that in there a bit. HSHQ went hard on streaming promotion, the press and radio play are heavy, and lots of social media. The press are loving it, and making much of the Coming Out Day release timing and the shrooms angle. The fans have lots of opinions of course but on one thing nearly everyone is in agreement: who the fuck is in charge of merch and why isn't it us?? The new shirts, which read, "Lights Up: the new single by Harry Styles" are probably selling just fine but they are not well loved. Is it meant to be ironic? Kitsch? Who cares, we just want shirts that say Do You Know Who You Are on the front! (in baby blue please if you're listening.)

Much video analysis, I can't cover it thoroughly here and don't want to, but because it is relevant shortly I will mention that there was a lot of notice taken (very loudly) of similarities to the Kill My Mind video (filmed later), such as the high contrast red lit parts and the motorcycle scenes. On the topic of the motorcycle: four years ago to the day the bears rode a bear sized dirtbike, and about a week ago Louis somewhat randomly liked a picture of a dirtbike. Anywho! Pictures from behind the scenes of the video shoot were posted by everyone who had been waiting til it was allowed and my lord they are all cute af.

The excitement of new music from Harry after so long took center stage, obscuring even something else that's been a long time coming- LP1 news! A photo of an upcoming releases schedule posted to a vinyl collector's blog (they seem to have been focused on the Ariana Grande listing just above it) shows Liam's album slated for release Dec 6! It is listed only as LP1 and shows vinyl and CD release. It's of course possible that it hasn't been announced because it's still subject to change or any number of things but still! Things are happening! I don't know what they are but they are happening! Liam played three acoustic songs in Birmingham today at the hmv store opening, with his Mom and Dad on hand to support. Report from the hmv show: Liam says he saw lots of familiar faces, and the following exchange: fan's boyfriend, "I got dragged here!" Liam, "so did I." Live performance videos of Stack It Up and Polaroid were officially released today.

Though Louis was quiet Team Louis have been active today, with LTHQ and Jordan Green both posting pics from the KMM video, very cool new pics of Louis singing and of the crowd, all starkly red lit. I'm not saying they're deliberately echoing LU visuals but they aren't trying to avoid it! Louis liked the post. WMA also posted a pic of Louis, LTHQ tweeted about streaming KMM, and Stellar Magazine and the interviewer (Bree Player, a larrie) posted about the upcoming feature, out tomorrow! We're told he was asked 28 questions. Miki Davis, the actress featured in the video, posted today from a set: is that Louis in one of the pics? We do not know.

Niall posted beautiful behind the scenes pictures from the NTMY video shoot, and took a fan pic in NYC. An interview from today features him talking about one of the 'relationships that weren't relationships,' specifically Louis falsely announcing at one point that he (Niall) was dating Carly Rae Jepsen. And as tickets went on sale for the Jingle Balls he warned us "if you don't come and see me I don't like you."

#Harry Styles #Liam Payne #Louis Tomlinson #Niall Horan #Niall #Louis #Liam #Harry #lights up #lu video #rbb #sbb #wma #miki davis #lp1 #look at me burying the lead- you should ask pay attention to the Liam album news! #bree player #stellar magazine #jingle ball #jordan green #geoff payne #karen payne #11 Oct 19 #whoo would have thought Harry would release a song that sounds like a Zayn song??? i really never know what to expect from this man #friends are you tired? I'm TIRED. i feel like Harry BEAT ME UP #completely hatigued #is this what the kids mean when they beg to be punched in the face cause man. i feel like i was.

[sadaveniren]

I agree that he is not the father but I'd like to hear your thoughts on 'she was never pregnant'. I want to hear your perspective as a person who's been pregnant.

I mean. My statement of “she was never pregnant” has nothing to do with my own pregnancy. She was literally never pregnant per the picture of her very not pregnant at Christmas 2015.

But sure I’ll throw out something about my experience that has made me go “lol”

Her post-partum pap walks are a different level of hilarious. Bellies do not disappear that quickly. That’s partially because pregnancy involves your uterus expanding that far up and it needs to go back down and that takes more time than just a two night stay in the hospital. Now I’m not saying you won’t lose weight because you can (some rich mom’s also get tummy tucks as part of their c-section cause why the fuck not but considering Briana A. didn’t have a c-section and B. was never pregnant we aren’t going to even entertain that idea)

One of the sure fire ways to lose weight (and have your uterus contract back to normal) is to breastfeed. But we have video of Briana partying in March 2016 in a backless dress and no bra. It’s pretty obvious just from that that she’s not breastfeeding because your boobs can and will leak if they become too full/aren’t drank from, and at that point the baby would be drinking every two-three hours (my baby was drinking every 90 mins until the end of May because of course she was but the 2-3 hours is average) I just went out for the first time yesterday without a bra because it’s HOT AF and the message I sent my friends was “I’m living dangerously”. So she wasn’t breastfeeding, but her body still bounced back insanely fast 🤔 interesting.

Another thing that makes the walks funny is you swell up during pregnancy. I didn’t even realize how much I had swelled up until I was no longer pregnant. Shoes don’t fit. My wedding band stopped fitting. My calves were swollen. I had to go back to the hospital due to complications a week later and I went to the hospital in slippers and pajama pants. Actually I wore pajama pants everywhere. Baby’s first doctor’s appointment? Slippers and pajama pants. Baby’s second doctor’s appointment? Slippers and pajama pants. So her outfits? As every other larrie mother has said before “yeah no”

#answered

[expression-in-its-essence]

The Goldfinch movie.

7 min 26 secs in : Why the fuck did they start the movie like that. Why didn't the explosion take place? Theo's mom's apartment? His anxiety? Also.. why do they keep cutting the scenes abruptly? They ain't tweets... No limit.. then??

8 min 2 sec in : Okay they went to the apartment. Audrey's sweater deserved more screen time. The lipstain on the mug in focus *chef's kiss* poetic cinema!

9 min 19 sec in : Do you see what I see? Tom Cable's face has a stark resemblance to Boris's face. Did Theo have a crush on him?

9 min 54 sec in : Mr Barbour's hand is shaking. I like that they put it in there. He was sick. Nice. (I'd imagined Audrey's apartment building entrance like they showed the Barbour's apartment building entrance. Wild.)

11 min 8 sec in : Don't shove it into his face that y'all are fancy okay? He's not used to that life style. He didn't have maids making his bed. ARE YOU GIVING HIM DRUGS, MRS BARBOUR? But you just glared at your husband for offering him the same sort of thing?? Oh God. Poor child. "it's perfectly understandable" my ass. You gave him meds just because your sleep was getting affected.

14 min 39 sec : Woah woah woah Theo wtf you're so smol how'd you do that? Also... Again. The frame of Theo and Tom standing close and Theo and Boris standing close when they kissed, Theo is wearing the same damn sweater.

16 min 58 sec in : Ayyyy Jeffery Wright!

20 min 33 sec in : "He drank a lot", Theo about his dad. Honey just wait up, you will too. (The grilled sandwich and the cute lil smile 😍 also this is the first time since the movie started that Oakes' voice isn't deep.)

23 min 54 sec in : Wizard of Oz poster, I see you!

24 min 19 sec in : I love how Oakes is expressing being caught off guard. Theo knows he did something bad and every time he's dealing with something he didn't expect to deal with, he's like OMG THEY KNOW ABOUT THE PAINTING AND IM FUCKED even if no one knows.

25 min 1 sec in : The glasses made a difference. He went from mature to cute. Angry bird to angry birb.

25 min 44 sec in : Another sweater? Or was this THE sweater of Audrey? (Off topic but Oakes is hella cute. I could murder anyone who hurts him.)

29 min 9 sec in : Pippa doesn't remember or doesn't wanna remember? There was something in her eyes that was hard to read. Also, why doesn't anyone say 'I'm sorry about your mom' to Theo? Do Americans not care? It's weird to see no response when he tells people that Audrey is dead.

31 min 17 sec in : "The Goldfinch, destroyed"? Then why is Theo upset. Good riddance. Oh yeah. I know why. It's Donna Tartt we're talking about.

32 min 39 sec in : Hobie just casually predicting the future. "It's only fake if you pass it on as an original". Theo's like, "noted, gonna do exactly that".

34 min 16 sec in : Why does Theo write like a five year old child? That's toddler handwriting! And omg all the Andy-prom-dress memes are making sense now. (Also did I mention that Mrs Barbour seems more selfish in the film than she does in the book. Like hey I'm putting up with this kid because he helps my kid. He's serving a purpose for me. What the hell.) (How old is Andy anyway? He looks younger than Theo. I think he's different. Didn't grow up like other kids. That was mentioned in the book right?)

35 min 20 sec in : Ayyy Hobie's earring!

35 min 49 sec in : He shopped for himself? Nice! Didn't know kids could shop without adult supervision in the West. (Because they can't in the East.)

35 min 50 sec in : Ayyyy Sarah Paulson! Damn she's hot. How can you dislike her? *heart eyes*

37 min 30 sec in : I can't bring myself to hate Luke Wilson since Skeleton Twins but SHUT THE FUCK UP LARRY! AUDREY DESERVED BETTER. Look at how Larry and Xandra are looking at the place like they're vultures.

39 min 34 sec : They got the airport scene right. STOP GIVING HIM DRUGS WTH IS WRONG WITH THE ADULTS IN THIS MOVIE!

41 min 12 sec in : Ayyy Popper!!!!!

43 min 27 sec in : It just dawned on Theo that he's alone. Oh god. My poor baby.

45 min 12 sec in : Let me take this moment to say that Ashleigh Cummings is pretty. And I finally get why y'all were pissed at the non linear storyline and the weird voiceovers. Guess I'd been prepared for that so it didn't really suck that much.

49 min 30 sec in : I'd imagined Boreo reunion like the Platt Theo reunion. In the day. Dang it. Also... Adult Platt Barbour was not supposed to be good looking? In the book?

55 min 34 sec in : Without context, none of it could make sense. Apologies to whoever didn't read the book beforehand. Crowley fucked this up.

58 min in : Ayyyy Finn Wolfhard! BORIS IS HERE AND IM SO EXCITED IDK WHY

1 hour in : It's such a Boris thing to leave the bag unzipped.

1 hour 3 min 20 sec in : Slumdog Millionaire's Jai Ho (2008) is playing in the background. The only song that I've recognized so far. Wow. Lets me know about the time setting. Nice.

1 hr 3 min in : Someone gif " That cost twenty dollars!" *Stare* "That would have cost twenty dollars!"

1 hr 8 min in : So Boris's room is exactly like I had imagined but Theo's room isn't. Boris just mentioned Kotku though.

1 hr 9 min 14 sec in : Isn't it hella hot in Vegas? Why are they wearing sweaters? Or does drug intake make you more vulnerable to the environment?

1 hr 10 min 15 sec in : Xandra Theo argument : gold. "Cocktail sausages that you like." I wanna laugh in Crowley's face. What was he thinking?? Omg I'm dying.

1 hr 11 min 17 sec in : The slap sound didn't work??

1 hr 13 min 53 sec in : I like serious Boris better.

1 hr 14 min in : The slum house Audrey dream thing was not in the book. That's an entirely new addition.

1 hr 18 min 26 sec in : The Welty Theo scene is awesome. The sound effects work. I feel suffocated. The ambulance noise fiasco is also nicely pulled off. (also Theo's Yellow bag was dirty af then how did it get all clean when he didn't even do anything to it?)

1 hr 20 min 57 sec in : Shhhh Potter.

1 hr 22 min in : Holy shit he got slapped twice!! Ouch! And Larry's audacity to tell Theo to stop with the crying?? Good thing he died. Asshole.

1 hr 25 min in : "You don't tell me a lot of things but that's okay". I see what you did there, Boris. Which was of course, I love you.

1 hr 26 min in : "Act normal" - Theo knows his way around drugs pretty well, doesn't he?

1 hr 30 min in : "No family No friends" line punched me in the face. (Also awww popchik's excuse was the last resort for Boris to make Theo stay.)

1 hr 31 min 17 sec in : That pause after "What do you have to tell me?". You can clearly see Boris struggling to hold something back. Which was of course, I love you.

1 hr 31 min 34 sec in : What the fuck is that music? Oh heyyyyyy they kissed!-- he fucking runs away?? Also what kind of a kangaroo runs like that? (Yes, the taxi driver watched. I don't have to wonder anymore.) (They didn't address why he took the bus instead of flying?)

1 hr 33 min in : I didn't imagine Welty's room like that at all. Also why doesn't Hobie seem happy to see Theo again?

1 hr 35 min in : Longer stretches of one storyline are kinda bearable. From drugs in storage unit to waking up beside Kitsey. We got Vegas and Young Theo. Nice. (Also, who the heck puts jewelry in shoes? Is Theo that dumb? And now I can't think of anything else than Boris piercing his ear for the emerald earring. Tumblr has fucked it up bad.)

1 hr 43 min in : They nailed the Kitsey Theo confrontation.

1 hr 44 min in : Ayyy Ozma of Oz!

1 hr 48 min in : I noticed it before but I wasn't sure... Now I am. Pippa has Welty's ring. On her finger. At all times. (also, is NYC always that noisy? Must suck to walk on the roads.)

1 hr 52 min 23 sec in : They nailed the Theo Pippa date. What's that song playing in the background? I want the name. It's almost like two hours and I still haven't seen Aneurin Barnard once. Why! (Jerome's mentioned in the movie btw.)

1 hr 52 min 51 sec in : Complained too soon. Boris is sat in the dark doing god knows what. My man Aneurin is here!

1 hr 53 min 37 sec in : BOREO REUNIONNNNNN - no don't look at me like that I only watched it thrice.

1 hr 56 min in : Boris saying "it's someone else" with a knowing look and Theo looking at him. The frickin yearning.

1 hr 57 min in : Boris is like you're unhappy, I'm here, we're both rich, let's f*ck. "We could"... What are you suggesting dude he's repressed!

1 hr 58 min in : "you unwrapped it and showed it to me." So many meanings. The heart, the love the soul... Wow. Good for you, screen play writers! ( It's kinda hilarious how Boris got mad at Theo for never quote unquote fucking opening it.)

2 hr 1 min in : I'm calling it. They're going to fuck up the Theo Hobie confrontation. They put it on the wrong time. And they also fucked up the text from the book.

2 hr 5 min 48 sec in : Even Platt is saving his sister's face. Also where did Todd go? Did he never grow up? I wish Mrs Barbour didn't use Theo like she did.

2 hr 7 min in : The frame where Boris is between Kitsey and Theo. Chef's kiss.

2 hr 10 min 54 sec in : *intense music playing* Boris put his leg up on the table and I burst into laughter THOSE ARE THE FAMOUS FUCK ME PUMPS.

2 hr 11 min in : AAAAA THE FOREHEAD TOUCH AAAAAAA (Theo just knows without looking that Boris is close enough to touch? Theo are you sure you don't feel feelings for him?)

2 hr 12 min in : Theo is so worried that I'm not sure if it's for Boris or for losing the painting again. Omg he just murdered a man. Oh god.

2 hr 14 min in : Theo is spiralling. In the movie they imply that Hobie played a part in him attempting suicide. So wrong. Poor Hobie. In the book that wasn't the case.

2 hr 15 min in : The transition of the Goldfinch into Audrey, wow. Also, is it the first time we're seeing her? The movie started so long ago that I've forgotten if I saw Theo and Audrey in the museum. Boris following right after Audrey? That's a subliminal message. Boris is here to rescue y'all.

2 hr 16 min in : No shit Boris is freaking out right now.

2 hr 17 min in : The diner scene. They're both crying. "Happy Christmas, Potter" - which was of course, I love you.

2 hr 18 min in : No don't you dare compare Audrey and Mrs Barbour. Audrey would never drug her child or use him for her benefit.

2 hr 20 min in : Poor kid bumps into his mom lol. I found it funny.

On the whole

The movie was nice if you'd read the book beforehand. The first hour was steak, The second hour was Korean BBQ and the rest of the twenty minutes were minced beef. If you get what I mean. Weird analogy. It could have been much better. But it was really very nice in some places. Most places I'd say.

I didn't like how the pop songs ruined the mood of certain moments. I didn't like how you couldn't hear the conversation over the music playing. For example in the engagement party when Platt and Theo talked. Or in the diner scene.

Both Borises killed the accent thing. They tried their best. Cut them some slack.

Oakes deserves an Oscar for holding up this movie on his smol shoulders. I was shook at how a kid could act that well.

Popchik deserved more screen time. I'm still pissed they didn't add the Popchik Boris reunion. But then they couldn't make it chronological, what were we supposed to expect anyway.

Ansel Elgort y'all. Theo sure improved his handwriting lol. Ansel's writing is nice. He was actually good in this movie. Better than he was in The Fault In Our Stars. The internet is just mean. The critics too. I will never understand the hate.

All in all, it could have been a better adaptation but it didn't suck as bad as everyone made it out to be. John Clownery should be punished nonetheless. Special shout-out to Roger Deakins for making it work.

#donna tartt #theo decker #boris pavlikovsky #finn wolfhard #oakes fegley #ansel elgort #aneurin barnard #the goldfinch #boreo

[addisonapartmentimagines]

Here's a fun one: The gang with an s/o who rocks up one day with a hairstyle that's totally out of character for them, but they wanted to try something new. Like an undercut or short hair when they usually have it long, or just dying it a new colour.

Lol I recently (and by recently I mean last month) dyed my hair from that weored light brown/blonde blue to a black/ dark brown and I went to work and my CO workers didn't recognize me. It was gr8!

The gang with a S/O who changes their hair drastically.

Sal

You had grown tired of your long hair (I'm sorry if you already have short hair!!!!)

Always getting caught in your locker, brushing it always took ages.

One morning you woke up and decided to take a pair of scissors to it.

You have yourself a radical looking pixie cut.

Satisfied with your new look you finished getting ready for school.

You were meeting Sal and Larry on the corner two blocks away.

When you approached the two they didn't recognize you right away.

"Duuuude... What happened?"

"i got tired of the long hair. Whatcha think Sal?"

"I-you...i love it."

Larry

You decided to try something different with your hair.

You needed a new look so you called an old family friend who knew how to do dreadlocks.

That night you had a date with Larry at the local park.

When you showed up he grinned.

He could keep his hands put of your new do.

Want his own.

"You look metal af babe."

Ashley

When you first told her you wanted to bleach your hair she was shocked.

"This is going to kill you're hair (Y/n)..."

When you assure her this is what you want, you both don your oldest clothes and get to work.

After the process is done and you're hair is rinsed and dried Ashley takes a step back.

"You know what...you were right you look amazing (Y/n)"

Todd

A family friend was getting married and you're mother practically dragged you to the salon so you could get a perm.

You were tired of you're boring straight hair anyway.

After the session you had a tutoring session with Todd so your mom dropped you off at the apartments.

You ride the elevator to Todd's floor and let yourself into his place.

His parents were too into their own world to notice your presence so you padded over to Todd's room.

You knocked twice before entering.

"Hey (Y/-), What happened to your hair?"

After explaining the situation he nodded.

"Well anyway you look great."

#sally face x reader #sally face headcanon #sally face imagine #sally face #sally fisher #sal fisher x reader #sal face #sal fisher #larry johnson x reader #larry johnson #ashley campbell x reader #ashley campbell #ash campbell #todd morrison x reader #todd morrison

[artemis-bitch]

my biggest (and only) flex is that I got to watch a 28 year old Louis perform at the Scala and I heard him say how he was so excited that he had goosebumps all over his body + he gave me one of the biggest larry proofs (for me personally) AND I saw with my own stupid eyes his 28 tattoo while he was 28 and his happy :>

oh I almost forgot

FOR FREE

#my mom only cares about the free part till this day #louis #louis 1d #louis styles #louis tomlinson #louis the fish #louis world domination #solo louis #louis and harry #harry #harry 1d #harry styles #harry tomlinson #harrys world tour #harry styles world domination #solo harry #larries #larry af #larry is life #larry is literally real #larry is love #larry is real #larry shippers #larry #larry stylinson #one direction