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Hello! I've read your soap and price fics and you are amazing!!!
I had an idea for a fic for Ghost. The reader would be Soaps slightly older sister who isnt like Johnny at all. Im thinking she either picks up soap from base after an op or from the bar. I'll leave alot of this up to you but i just wanna see Soaps Sister meeting Ghost!!
Brother's Coworker
PAIRING: Simon 'Ghost' Riley x Soap's Sister!Reader
SYNOPSIS: In the dim illumination of the streetlights, Ghost lays eyes on a woman leaning against the body of a vintage Hillman Imp.
WORDCOUNT: 4.2k
WARNINGS: Little bit of angst, but mostly fluff and pre-relationship pining, loads of sibling banter, conflicting emotions, etc.
A/N: Finally able to use my sibling experiences for a fic lmfao, enjoy!
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The woman was leaning against the body of a vintage Hillman Imp, the custom color a deep forest green along the sides and a cream white coating the upper third. Ghost stared at her as the rest of the men filed out of the bar one after the other—Johnny and Gaz being especially loud. He blinks slowly, hands inside his blackened pockets.
Across the way, your ears perk slowly at the sound of rapturous shouts, but you only continue to look down the sidewalk at the long illuminations of street lamps and the glints of broken bottles on the ground. Over your chest, your hands shift in their hold on your biceps, your thin jacket crinkling. Light dances in your irises.
“Oi, is that who I think it is?!” Familiar Scottish drawl brings a smirk to your face, and you turn slowly to huff, snapping out of your silent thoughts.
“Who else would it be, ya bloody git,” your voice carries, but it lacks the sheer volume of your brother’s; the great boom that reminds you of the bombs he’d used to make out of your mother’s hair spray bottles.
Never a dull day in your childhood home, really.
“‘Bout gave me a heart attack, not answerin’ my calls like that!” Johnny laughs loudly, obviously drunk, and stumbles over merrily. You’re taken into a chest-breaking hug in mere moments, leaving you squirming with a deep grunt. “Should have your head, MacTavish.” You manage to squeak out, “Put me the fuck down, you horror. And what in the hell have you done to your hair?!”
“Oh, my dear sister.” Your brother lets you go as the three other men slink over, amused with the scene but some momentarily confused by the sudden introduction. Gaz laughs, and the Captain huffs a chuckle before fixing the position of his beanie on his head.
Ghost, as always, chooses to watch like a looming shadow above the rest.
Johnny puts a hand to his chest, the other remaining on your shoulder, “You wound me. Such cruelty stuck in your black soul; I say now, mother was always right—”
You smack the side of his head and Johnny grunts.
“Ow!” He yells, glaring at you. “What the fuck?!”
“Open your mouth again and I’ll wring you out, you arse. You know I will.” Grumbling, the Scot rubs the side of his head as you raise a brow at him. The stare-off lasts for a decent bit, and before the rest of the group knows what’s going on, the two of you are embracing each other once more; laughing loudly.
Ghost’s eyebrows pull in slowly.
“Ah, it’s good to be back!” Johnny chuckles, holding you close as you pat his back.
“Of course, I’d find my kid brother at a damn pub on his first day home.” Taking a step away from the hulk of a boy, you brush down your shirt and jacket with a scoff. Looking up, you come to face the remaining men with an exasperated look. “He’s full of shite half the time, y’know, now. Can’t imagine what he puts you all through.”
“Bloody hell, Soap, you were holding out on us,” Gaz chuckles loudly, sticking out a hand for you to shake while he glances at the mohawked Scot who looks giddy despite being insulted by who’s very obviously his older sister. “Never knew you had siblings, Mate.” You take the man’s hand as he smiles brightly at you.
“Kyle.” He says, and you beam back, “But Gaz’ll do just fine.”
“A pleasure,” your voice carries to John who you raise a brow at teasingly. “Well, look who the Reaper’s yet to drag down…Good to see you again, Captain.”
Price shakes his head, a smirk peeling his lips as Gaz steps back.
“Still on that land of yours, then, Love?” The brunette asks gruffly, leaning back on his heels for a moment while you sag your side into Johnny’s arm. Your brother scoffs and loops his limb over the bridge of your shoulders as you nod.
“You know it. Proper quiet when the neighbors aren’t up to a ruckus racin’ down the streets. Christ, those kids are devils—worse than Johnny and I when we were young.”
“Now that’s hard to believe, eh?” The man beside you laughs through his slurred words and you roll your eyes.
Chuckling in return, you blink, spying on the intent black figure behind everyone else. Piercing brown eyes dig past flesh like a scalpel while you tilt your head to the side, interest alighting behind your skull. He doesn’t move or even greet you, just looks over you and then turns his attention to the street like a roaming bear would; hell, he certainly could be a bear with how big he was. Bigger than Johnny, even.
This stranger wears a large brown leather jacket, the hood of his underclothes pulled up to cover most of the pale skin that would otherwise be visible. The long swish of light lashes captures you as you study the way he blinks slowly across the road. On his chin and on the top of his forehead, the fabric of a skeletal-painted balaclava shrouds him. Cargo pants and large black combat boots sit on his feet.
He stands like a statue.
“Who’s this then?” You call easily, and those eyes travel back to you even as the head doesn’t. It’s strange the way you seem to brush aside the blatant intimidation he exudes simply by standing.
“Ah,” John grunts, chuckling, before stepping to the side. “Simon, introduce yourself.”
A low voice lowly wafts after a moment to silence, Manchester accent spearing you in the ears with its rough make-up, “Ghost.”
You blink over at the Captain, but he just shakes his head and you move on. Johnny chuckles and whispers to you, “Don’t mind ‘em, Lt’s a bit rough around the edges.”
Plastering on a polite smile, your chin moves in a nod, “Pleasure to meet you, Ghost. Good to know the other two who look after Johnny out there.” The man beside you feels his face burn, free hand going to itch at his neck.
Ghost grunts and shrugs off the veiled praise, large muscles stiff.
“You’re actin’ like I’m not the one savin’ their skins half the time,” Gaz interjects on the Scot’s point.
“Is that what you call it?” You share an amused glance at John.
Though, your eyes always sway back to Ghost, or Simon, depending on who you ask. He listens to the chatter, obviously, but he seems much more content to only stay with his hands inside of his pockets and study the street for...what exactly? The beast wasn’t shy, no, just…silent. If you didn’t know better you’d call him aggressively casual with the way his shoulders sit.
Stance relaxed but the underlying threat was palpable on the wind. Like a wolf rubbing his cheeks on the ancient trees of his territory. ‘Don’t do anything stupid,’ - it seems his very DNA states that.
Brown eyes suddenly lock with your own as if snapping into place and before you can release a squeak of alarm, you swiftly dart your gaze away back to the arguing Sergeants; face burning.
Christ, how long had you been staring at him?
“Alright, you two, ease off it!” Trying to distract yourself, you wave a hand. “You’re both too drunk to be gettin’ into street fights at this hour. Johnny, into the car ya fool.”
Your brother slashes you with a grin.
“Fuckin’ finally, a decent bed!” It was tradition to give Johnny the spare room when he was back home—proper meals.
“You’re callin’ mother, y’know.” You unlock your car and motion to the passenger seat with a frown. “I dinnae care if you’re trapped for hours—give the woman a rest of all her worrying.”
“You heard the woman, Sergeant,” John forces the gravel out of his throat, rubbing at his beard. Something hits your chest as your brother opens his door as you stand in the cold. You glance at each man in turn; eyebrows pulling in with thought.
“Ah, what the hell,” your voice huffs out. Ghost watches you closely, blinking as he lifts a hand to itch at his neck from under his hood. The leather jacket crumples with tiny shifts of worn-out material.
“Don’t suppose you boys need any good beds to rest your heads on for the night?” Wiggling your keys, you pat the top of your Hillman as you slide to the driver's side. Johnny slinks inside his own and chuckles as he closes the barrier with a careful thunk.
“Hospitality finally leakin’ in?”
“Next time I hit ya,” you send him a bland look, “I’ll aim for the neck.” Fake flinching towards him, the man squeaks and snaps quickly back into the car door as you snicker lively.
“Beast!” Johnny exclaims. You roll your eyes and shimmy down the window behind him, calling out as the rest share glances.
“Get in if you’re comin’ over! If not all the food I made yesterday’ll go to waste!” That seemed to get Gaz into the back, with only Price and Simon left behind.
Brown meets blue and John’s beard pulls back with a smirk. He clears his throat, “Well, I’m not one to spit in her face.” The Captain walks over and grunts as he bends down.
Ghost sighs under his breath and follows, impartial as to where this night is going. He wouldn’t sleep tonight, no doubt. The hard and unforgiving beds on base were the only things he could rest on now save the ground. And food? He could go without food for days.
Though, being Johnny’s sister bought you some favor, trust wasn’t something that Simon gave around freely. But the car you drove was nice, and the company of his Task Force was easy to basque in until they shipped out again.
Simon sits down on the refurbished seat and softly closes the door behind him. Dead-eyed, he stares at Johnny’s headrest as you glance at him from the rearview mirror—seeing his shoulder dig into the glass of the window.
You shove down a joke and hum. “Good, then, it’ll free my fridge at the very least.”
“Thank you, Ma’am,” Gaz offers as you start up the engine, “it’s awfully nice of you to do this for us.”
“Ah,” Simon hears you dismiss as he turns to stare out of the window; so often feeling his gaze drawn back to you as a leaf attached to a tree might act. “Don’t worry your head about it. I like the company.”
“Aye, just how she is,” Johnny says earnestly. “Was always the one to let me over with my pals when the football games were over—’cept we were usually covered in mud.”
“I’m still finding grass in my rugs, Johnny Boy,” you mumble, focusing on the road as a slight squeaking emanates from the front of the car. Simon picks up on it easily, not preoccupied with speaking. He glances at you but mentions nothing beyond a shuffling of his thighs.
Outside the land slides past in shades of verdant green and gray as the town falls away.
He was confused, rightly. You’d seen his standoffish nature but had chosen to extend hospitality as the old Greeks did just off a growl of his name. But maybe it was just because he was your brother’s coworker.
Simon grunts to himself and rubs at his wrist. Throughout the ride, the two of you would glance at each other and try to forget that you had; when the long driveway of a large secluded home expands out above the car, Gaz whistles lowly.
“Bloody hell, Ma’am,” he states and John chuckles. You easily smile and roll your eyes.
“Trust me, it was more work than it was worth.” Ghost’s attention is slightly peaked.
“You worked on it?” His tone implies he doesn’t care, but his eyes gore into the mirror to lock with your own. Blinking in surprise, even the others seem to be taken aback by the man's lack of venom in his speech.
Ghost wasn’t afraid to speak his mind when he needed to, but he didn’t do mindless chatter. Your eyes cycle between the driveway and the masked Brit before you clear your throat. Johnny glances at you with a raised brow, slight confusion in his brows.
“Mostly—left the nasty bits to people more knowledgeable than I am, but I did most of the grunt work, eh?” Simon hums as the car pulls to a stop inside the garage, eyes not leaving the back of your head.
Your neck bristles at the sensation of unrelenting contact, but the burning that joins it is telltale. Licking your lips you twist the keys out and quickly shuffle out of the door to dispel the electricity in the air.
“Alright,” you say, “out. All of ya…Johnny, you’ll be helping me with the bedding.”
A groan is cut by an unimpressed glare. “...Yes, Ma’am.”
You huff and smirk.
“Trainin’ him well I see,” teasing John as they all file out of the car, he shakes his head at the two of you as Simon scoffs. Gaz openly laughs as Soap’s offended look grows.
You all enter the house as you direct them to the kitchen after they’ve taken off their boots and hung their jackets. “It’s all in the fridge, heat what you want, and don’t bother fightin’ Johnny if he takes too much. Tell me and I’ll make him sleep in the back near the chickens.” Your voice tells them as you pat your brother on the shoulder.
Johnny grumbles and kisses the top of your head. “You’re horrible to me,” He jokes but his eyes shimmer with affection. As you leave to get a head start on the rooms, you smile and call out to him.
“That’s my job!”
Backing out into the hallway, you leave with a deep well of happiness in you. You don’t even realize that the party had only contained three men instead of four until you’re in the linen closet and a shadow suddenly blacks out the light from the bulbs. Jumping slightly, your head swivels as you carry very many sheets and pillowcases in your grip.
“Oh,” you mumble through cotton, smile growing as the flip in your stomach does, “Ghost! Done eating already?”
The man is still and silent as he glances from your face to the sheets. Without a word, he halves the load and steals them as your jaw loosens in shock.
“Johnny’s outside callin’ your mum.” Ghost turns and walks out, but waits for you in the hallway to be directed.
You push down the tightness to your throat and see the man’s feet shift on the hardwood. He looks funny, such a big man carrying bed sheets. His actions make your heart speed up. Brown eyes blink at you like a cat.
“Well,” you chuckle, “always was one to get out of housework.” Trying a smidge more, you shift past him and turn off the light. “His barracks room dirty?”
“Pigsty.” Simon blandly states, walking slightly behind you. Your pace slows so you can stay beside him. He side-eyes you but says nothing.
Leaning in slightly, you quip as Ghost tenses, “Can’t say I’m surprised. The man’s used to me bailin’ him out.” Chuckling, you go into the first bedroom and put everything on the bed.
Simon grabs the pillows and starts to dress them quickly and efficiently.
“But thank you,” you say, and the Brit pauses to look up at you, something swirling in his murky gaze. Earnestly, you tilt your head with a smile. “Ya can go back and eat more if you want. No need to help—you’re a guest.”
“Not hungry,” is all he answers, and gets back to work. You watch for a moment, perplexed, but not at all about to deny the assistance. A genuine grin twitches your lips.
“Johnny writes about you, y’know,” your fingers pull at the fabric and you chuckle as Ghost’s incredulous look turns to you—face hidden but confusion is obviously seen. “Says he looks up to you quite a bit; something about Mexico.”
Your face dips slightly, and Simon’s body stills. Along the pillow, his grip carefully tightens. He can’t find it in himself to walk out of the door and stand outside even if he knows he should.
“I really can’t imagine what it’s like,” you mutter, shaking your head. Gazing at him, you study his wound muscles and secret flesh like a tapestry—wondering if he hides himself because of the safe anonymity or a sense of numb fear.
He wouldn’t admit to either, you know. But something about Simon had captured your attention and now you had a face, or just a body really, to put to the written name like a puzzle piece.
You take a long breath, “But you’ll never know how grateful I am.”
By the way his chest stops moving and his body goes frozen, you think you hit something inside of him; the minute widening of his eyelids like pedals opening in the light. Simon peers at your expression, his eyes sliding from one point to another.
Like he can’t really pinpoint what you want.
Ironic really, because you didn’t want anything.
“Don’t thank me,” is what he settles on, moving back to the pillow as if your words hadn’t stabbed him. “Johnny knows what he’s doing.”
Your small snort enters the air above the sliding sheets. “There’s no argument there.” A sigh echoes as you finish up, putting your hands on your hips. Across the bed, you two stare as Simon tosses down the pillows. The remainder of the sheets sit on the end of the bed.
The man’s eyes narrow on you, and he clenches his jaw under his balaclava.
“The only thing that I do know is that every time my brother comes back he smiles less than he did before.” You side-eye him seriously as you move. “I can only guess what all of it does to the others who don’t have anyone else to go back to.”
Simon’s breath halts in his chest before he finds the means to take down a slow inhale. Brown eyes glare intently, jaw tight, but it’s not the fire that gets to you…it’s the lack thereof.
Ghost doesn’t like this feeling, and your candidness was something he hadn’t expected.
“So,” you drawl, “I’m thanking you for giving him someone to joke around with—a distraction,” a teasing smirk, “no matter how blunt.”
“I just told you—”
“Well, I don’t bloody care, do I?” Huffing, you smirk and tip your head back before snatching the rest of the sheets. “C’mon, we have three more rooms.”
Simon watches you leave and tries to fight the rampage in his chest; the merciless slam of his heart to his ribcage. What had you done to him? A hand comes up and rubs into the bridge of his nose, fingers heavy and tight.
What in the hell was going on?
Growling under his breath, Ghost stalks out of the room only to see your back disappear into the next. In the hallway, he takes a long inhale and closes his eyes to steady himself.
“Fuckin’ hell,” the man grunts. The tension in his shoulders was plainly visible.
For the remainder of the room, Ghost would send you tight glances as he worked but didn’t utter another peep. You had taken his voice, or what little left of it there was.
In many ways, you were like your loudmouth brother—your snark and your stubbornness. But you were different too.
He feels his eyes trail down your form slowly from time to time. Capable; hardy. Simon blinked away and grunted under his breath aggressively.
When everyone was done with their food and Johnny had come back in from his call to his mother, with a soft smile on his face, you knew it was time for bed.
“Alright,” you strut into the kitchen with Ghost on your heels—his large arms crossed over his chest as he caught Soap's intense stare. The Lieutenant's brow raises, but Johnny only frowns in conspiracy before he looks over to you and itches at his chin. “Beds are made. You can all thank Simon for that, seein’ as Johnny used our mother as an excuse yet again.”
“And she was very pleased to hear from me!” Your brother points to you.
“She’s our mother,” you deadpan, “It’s her job to be, ya arse-face.”
The boys all follow you down the halls as you point to the rooms. Gaz shakes your hand again and gives you a tiny hug in thanks while John pats your shoulder and calls a soft, “Goodnight, Sweetheart.”
Both close their doors and you hear the large sighs through the wood. You have to wonder when they’d had a good bed to sleep on and a good meal. Last was your brother and Ghost, the latter of which kisses your head and hugs you tightly.
“It’s good to see you, truly. Been missing you, little Hen. Thanks for lettin’ me over all the time when I’m home.” You melt and grip his shirt.
“You’ll always have a place here, you know that. One call away…Now go to sleep. You smell like a pub.” He lightly chuckles against you. With a bond this tight, the two of you never had to say that you loved each other—it was just known.
Johnny squeezes you one last time before pulling away and slinking into his room, giving an unrecognizable glance to Ghost on his way in before the barrier slips into place with a quiet thunk of wood. The two of you look at and stare for a moment.
“Lucky you,” your voice is quiet but easy to hear, “you get the room with a view of the field.”
“Color me surprised,” he mutters, not looking enthusiastic. Against the tone, the look makes your mouth jerk in a laugh, and you cover your lips after a moment.
Simon’s eyes unconsciously soften.
You wave a hand, chest light, “Let’s go then, you brute.”
“Brute?” Simon grumbles, “Gettin’ familiar?”
“Please,” you shake your head and walk to the last door in this section of the house. “You all became familiar the second we met.”
The man rolls his eyes but has his smirk hidden as you open the door for him. He tilts his head in thanks and strolls inside.
You hum, crossing your arms ahead of you and leaning on the doorframe as he looks around, “Don’t think too much over it… The baseline is, you’ll always have a bed here if you need it.”
Ghost slips out, “What are you? Bloody boarding house?” The swelling in his chest made his words harsher than intended, but you just smile cheekily at him as eyes lock.
“Hell’s bells, if you want ta’ get me a business card just go ahead and print ‘em off already. I’ve no problem with it.” He stares and you laugh, shrugging. “Makes me feel good.”
Splaying your hands, you back out.
“I know you probably won’t sleep,” Simon pauses, feeling caught but not showing it. “Libraries down the hall—if you smoke, use the back door. Kitchen is free game.”
“Why?” He asks and you blink, confused.
“Well, why not?” Simon glares.
“You shouldn’t trust people like that.” A loud laugh echoes and makes the man annoyed with you.
“Simon,” you say, and he finds himself hanging on every word that falls from your lips in the moonlight. “Not everyone is out to get you. If you’re friends of Johnny’s, then you’re friends of mine. That boy can sniff a cheat faster than a hound can find a hare.” Perhaps it was the way his shoulders went back at that, or how his brows loosened, but you finish off with a soft explanation. “You’re safe under this roof.”
You wondered, not for that last time that night, if he’d ever been told that. From how his balaclava moved with a sharp jerk of his jaw, you assumed never. It made your lungs hurt.
With a few more seconds of quiet gazing you nod and move back.
“Goodnight, Simon.” You leave him staring at the door as you close it—eyes boring into the grain so harshly they might catch fire.
Ghost doesn’t know how long he stays like that, but his ears twitch at the echo of running water and soundless footsteps. He should leave, he tells himself; this is dangerous, a voice hisses. It’s not safe here, how could it be? There were no guards—no weapons. If someone were to sneak in there wouldn’t be an alarm.
A secluded home. Nothing around.
Then why had your words seeped into him?
“You’re safe under this roof.” Simon closes his eyes harshly.
—
In the morning once everyone’s gone back to the base, you admit you don’t know if you’ll see Simon again; you probably won’t. But you find that you can live with that. The memory of his loosening tension is all you need to feel special in your own right. Those brown eyes that, if but for a moment, had bled so effortlessly feelings of something other than blood and death.
As you sigh a dreamy chuckle to yourself, you get ready for the day before heading to your Hillman. The silent drive to work joins with the strange mix of weight and levitation to your chest. But halfway into town, it hits you.
Silent.
There is an obvious lack of squeaking from under the hood of your car as you slide along the countryside.
The smile doesn’t leave your face for weeks.
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The Dancer [FA14 smau]
Fernando Alonoso x dancer!reader
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Summary: Few months after, everybody laughs when they remember the rumors about Fernando Alonso and Taylor Swift dating. Would they laugh though if they new it maybe wasn't so far from truth as it may seem? Well, one thing's for sure - Y/N and Fernando will laugh very much while soft launching their relationship... and confusing everyone with swiftie content thanks to her job.
Warnings: Maybe wrong dates and timeline of The Eras Tour, but whatever XD.
messages between Y/N and Fernando
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fernandoalo_oficial I was taken by the view like we were in Paris... romance is not dead.
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user1 i dont think my brain can comprehend so many things all at once😨
user2 right? I'M IN SHOCK
user3 fr fernando wants to give us a heart attack😭
lilymhe I see what you did here...
alex_albon I indeed see what he did here too...😏
user4 guys tell us what he did pls I'm begging youuuu
user5 Alonso soft launching was not on my 2024 bingo card
user6 him soft launching with TAYLOR SWIFT wasn't on MY bingo card 😭
user7 How he's suddenly so hot in the first pic? Like damn sir okay🫢
user8 girlfriend effect is real y'all
georgerussell63 Mate you can't do that to me, I just woke up 😧
user8 lmfao princess georgie is as confused as we are xd
fernandoalo_oficial sorry mate, don't get wrinkles🤞
gerogerussell63 What even is that choice of emoji?
fernandoalo_oficial well, someone is original with an emoji and someone is original with a pose... choice is yours 😃
georgerussell63 Stop it's been almost a year 😭
user9 not them bullying each other💀
user10 Yeah the duo we didn't know we needed
user11 I saw the first picture and almost spat out my drink in shock of such a hot photo of Nando. Then I swiped and literally choked on it because the last think I'd ever expect from his photo dump is a soft lunch of some baddie girl🫣
user12 I am delusional for thinking Taylonso could still have a chance, aren't I?
user13 well i mean you basically answered it yourself so... yeah XD
user14 OMG WHAAAAAAT😱
user15 oh no Fernando is not single anymore💔
user16 I think I accidentally teleported into some alternative universe... what is thiiiis?
user17 REAL
user18 fuck me this man seriously used lyrics from paris by ts💀
user19 Idk why but I kinda like this new side of Fernando😻
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yourusername crazy performance, even crazier night out and the most crazy training the day after... I call that the life of a dancer😻🎉 also my head and heart did go vroom vroom after the second pic
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taylorswift I call that the eras tour life!💗
yourusername yes ma'am!
user1 damn she got our queen Taylor replying to her posts... how does it feel to live my dream?!😭
yourusername amazing! 🥰
user2 such a shame my mum didn't force me to try dancing when I was little... I could have been at podium next to Taylor Swift right now 😃
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user3 You are such a good dancer, the shows wouldn't be the same without you Y/N!
yourusername omg thank u sm I really appreciate that!!🥹
user4 sooo... are we gonna just ignore Fernando in the likes or what???
user5 THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY
user6 fr I need some crazy detective from twitter to figure this out😫
carmenmmundt Hey, could you give me and lilymhe vip tickets...?
yourusername I mean... everything can be done 😏 I'll just need to ask mother Taylor bc I just used my plus one at the last concert🫡
lilymhe OH MY GOD WE LOVE YOU Y/N
yourusername I love you girls as well, we have to finally meet sometimes!!!
carmenmmundt Yeah, I think we'll have chance at the end of February at the latest😉
user7 WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
user8 Omg are they hinting Y/N at the Bahrain GP?? F1 season starts at the end of February right?!
goergerussell63 Well hello there, nice to meet you Y/N... given the fact my dear girlfriend doesn't care about me, could you give me and alex_albon vip tickets as well?😊
alex_albon Yeah Y/N we are very big fans😊
yourusername everything for the guys that go vroom vroom🫡
alex_albon Like your heart
yourusername exactly!
user9 I AM FREAKING OUT
user9 MY BRAIN HURTS FROM HOW MUCH IS GOING ON
user9 WAIT FUCK I THINK I GOT IT
user9 AAAHHH I FEEL LIKE SHERLOCK MF HOLMES
twitter & messages between Y/N and Fernando
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yourusername preparing for the next season🤞
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user1 y/n is literally living my dream life rn
georgerussell63 Oh no... he infected you with that emoji, didn't he?
yourusername we'll never know... maybe I infected HIM with it
gourgerussell63 I think higher of you and your taste in emojis
yourusername aww thanks princess georgie how sweet🥰
georgerussell63 I take it back
user2 HELLO?! what is happening💀
dancer1 excuse me little miss y/n... is that a man i'm seeing?🤨
yourusername well... maybe
dancer2 Be fr she's trying to soft launch him for like a month now😭
dancer1 okay i'm calling you rn STAY WHERE YOU ARE
user3 Guys why's nobody talking about the paddock pass in the 5th picture!!!!
user4 omg that's a PADDOCK PASS?😱
user5 yeah it is I noticed it thanks to this comment
user6 Wait... does that mean her and Fernando have been together longer? Because she already went to a race before the winter break??
user5 idk girl we don't even know for sure she's really dating him😓
user6 idgaf about who's dating her bc even without bf y/n's sooo hot like damn... mommy🥵
user7 I'm so confused... is this Alonso's girl or not?
user8 trust me user7 - we'd all like to know that😭
user9 😍
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user1 replied to yourusername story: is that an f1 driver there y/n
dancer1 replied to yourusername story: Hope he'll not disappoint me in person when you talked about him sm 😒
yourusername ohhh trust me you'll love him just as I do🥰
dancer1 omg bleeeeh I hope not 🫣
user2 replied to yourusername story: your friends are so pretty😩
taylorswift replied to yourusername story: When you'll take him to get my approval??
yourusername soon taylor, soon... I'm just afraid it'll break the internet lol
taylorswift I think we're used to that already with Travis at this point😂
yourusername true😭
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yourusername it's going to be okay, they'll love you 🫶
fernandoalo_oficial how did you know I was nervous amor?
yourusername I saw you literally shaking when you left to the bathroom love...😹
yourusername oh they're back come quickly!!💞
fernandoalo_oficial onmw
user3 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: IS THIS THE CONFIRMATION WE NEEDED?!
user4 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: I see what you're doing here old man 👀
user5 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: soft launch slowly turning into a hard launch and I'm here for it!!!!
dancer1 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: I guess you aren't that bad in person...
fernandoalo_oficial 😁
user6 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: screaming crying throwing up
taylorswift replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: You better treat my best dancer right Alonso!🤍
fernandoalo_oficial of course ma'am! 🫡
user7 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: So cute!!😍
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fernandoalo_oficial All these people think love's for show but I would die for you in secret... #swiftie
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yourusername I'd just like to make it clear to everybody that it's me who made him be swiftie... you're welcome💋
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user1 OMG THE LYRICS FROM PEACE BY TAYLOR
carmenmmundt Y/N is so pretty!😍
yourusername ohh carmen ilysm you're even prettier🥹
user2 No way Fernando just really har launched his gf😭
f1 We smell a new wag!
user4 LOL you're kinda late for that admin xd
user5 Congrats and wish you well world champ!💪
user6 can we talk about how gorgeous she is???
lilymhe double date when honey?
yourusername anytime babeee!!!
fernandoalo_oficial why do I have a feeling me and alex_albon will be third-wheeling on you two?🤨
alex_albon you'll eventually get used to third-wheeling your own girlfriend and her friends, trust me fernando...🤠
user7 This girl is like a goddess, I can't even blame him ❤️🔥
user8 mommy & daddy
georgerussell63 Finally! Congratulation on the hard launch mate👍
fernandoalo_oficial and look who's original with emojis now...😂
user9 from now on this is my fav couple
user10 mine to
user11 SHUT UP THE DELULU GIRLIES ON TWITTER WERE RIGHT
lance_stroll 💚💚
user12 nah I don't know what he see in her🙄
user13 Go away we don't want the jealous haters here 🥱
kellypiquet Welcome to the F1 family yourusername!🤍
yourusername thx!💞
user14 i call this couple goals
user15 I'M SO READY FOR BOYFRIEND MATERIAL ALONSO
user16 I can already feel he'll be so hot in his new era 😩
user17 lmao nando in his swiftie and stlutty era as someone on twitter said😹
yourusername swiftie and slutty era? i like the sound of it😏
user16 not y/n reading all the comments sipping over her bf 💀
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Author's Note: Hello everyone, hope you liked it! I'm not sure you should get used to me posting so often, but let's say that after Lance's social media au and the great feedback I had so much motivation... plus I'm sick, so I actually have the time to write and create XD. Anyway, I'll be glad for likes, comments, reblog and every other way of showing support! Have a great day and let me know how you liked Nando and swiftie dancer together!
#fernando alonso x reader#fernando alonso#formula one#formula 1#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#fanfiction#fanfic#f1 x reader#x reader#reading#george russell#taylor swift#taylonso#swifties#the eras tour#dancer#writing#social media fic#social media au#social media#aesthetic#couple#motosport#spanish#fa14 x reader#fa14#smau#f1 smau#f1 social media au
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「Feel the magic ๛ l.n」
part iv
✧.* though you're still struggling with yourself and your relationship with lando, life is good or at least, that's what you think.
✧.* I like when reader suffers, like yes babes, cry a bit more 🥰 Toxic friends once again? Uh, yes please 🥰 this is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️
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landonorris 🧡
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byelandooo well that's one way to hard launch lmfao
landitosainz great way to ruin a team 💀🤮
cecilemoulin wrong account you gremlin
norrisbae such a lando thing to do 😭
norry4 you're telling me lando's got a private insta too? what y'all hiding for us? 👀
maxfewtrell don't think this was meant to be posted here but where's the credit for the pictures mate?
johnnyp lucky son of a bitch
milouberger muppets 🧡
norrizz no but this is exactly how I imagined this relationship to go, just a bunch of idiots together 😭
carlandooo muppet and his crack head 🥰
mrsnorris 🤮
charlos16 man's really said hard launch
smoothoperatorr this is wrong on so many levels 🤡
carlossainz55 happy for you guys!
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mclaren first race of the season is done! 🏁 we can confirm..it was a good weekend!
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teammclaren we are so back baby!
freddiem y/n would've had pole if Milou didn't impend her like crazy
julieeeexo milou was not having y/n this weekend..first the impending, then nearly pushing her off the track during the race..
norrizz nah she was aggressive! We could've had a double podium!
norrislando p2 and p4 baby!!
matty28 the team bringing mclaren back to the front 👏
carlitonorris what's up with milou? Is she jealous because lando's and y/n's relationship seems to work out perfectly and hers and charles' didn't? 💀
chilisainz exactly what I was thinking 🤡
y/nloveee we could've had both of them on the podium but p4 for the babe is amazing too! 🧡
julianklein she's washed up, it's time for her to retire. outperformed by her teammate.
y/nloveee so everyone who's outperformed by their teammate today is washed up? Okay, cool, can't wait to see half the grid retire next week 🤡
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gossipf1 we didn't have to wait long for the proof to be posted, these pictures of Carlos and y/n have been circulating the internet since last night. Who shared the pictures is unknown.
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chilisainz considering these are very personal pictures and not random paparazzi shots, I'm willing to bet money on one of their friends leaking them..won't be the first time y/n gets screwed over like that..
carlandooo no because i think you're right 😔
charlessainz no but why are they actually giving?
leclerc_16 but why do they look so cute together? 👀
norrismax I can't be the only one finding this extremely uncomfortable..why would someone leak these pictures..you can't trust anybody anymore..
jamoniconico can't she just leave these drivers alone? 🤨
joeyy000 these men really out here pulling the baddest girl on the grid..
carlito55 see I prefer this duo over whatever lando and y/n is..
verstappencharles yes!!!!
maxmaxmax imagine being lando and seeing this and reading people prefer Carlos over you 😔
brocadesmerc why does she feel the need to date every single driver on the grid? Who's next, Charles? Esteban?
hammertime considering her ex Thomas is spanish too, I'd guess she's got a type and it's not french 😭
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Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10
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King of my heart | MS47 | part. 06
Pairing: hamilton!reader (she/her) x mick schumacher
Warnings: curse words, twitter environment, mention of food, not proofread etc etc. Minors DNI!
summary: after a week away for work, Y/n is back to follow the race calendar and this time she decided to join the drivers party. What a bit of alcohol and a week away from Mick could do to her? Hopefully, nothing that exposes their situation too much.
a/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. everything else is made up by me and I do not give permission for it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛
part. 05 | series masterlist | part. 07
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theofficialyn Such an amazing day wearing Valentino! 💗 But today’s tip is: don’t do a photoshoot with your older brother, he will absolutely make you laugh all the time 🧍🏾♀️
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violadavis Love you two!!!! 💗
⤷ htgawmfan What multiverse is this???? Queen Viola and the Hamiltons?! Im here for it!!!
maisonvalentino we loved the laughing shots, such a great duo 💘
ynfashion Please, tell me Valentino is gonna update more stuff because I’m starving for content and you guys keep feeding me crumbs *cries in obsessive*
lewismerc the fact that Lewis kept making her laugh is so pure
lewishamilton 😜
⤷ theofficialyn blocked!
⤷ sunshineferrari I wanna be their friend so bad
pierregasly Charles was so jealous, he said you should invite him next time!
⤷ lewishamilton tell him she’s MY sister, he have two brothers
⤷ charles_leclerc exactly I have two brothers and now one sister 😇
⤷ tifosiitaly the way charles is getting under Lewis’ skin is sending me HAHAHAHAH
fan2 💘💘💘💘💘💘
hate123 Funny how it's outed that she’s Lewis's sister and suddenly she’s representing Valentino…
⤷ theofficialyn LOL My shoe brand has had a partnership with Valentino for years now, this is nothing new 😘
⤷ popyn yes, queen! put these haters to sleep
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lewishamilton Grateful for the invitation from Valentino 💖 I had a great time! (And yes, YN was absolutely judging)
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theofficialyn not funny, delete!!!
sirlewis9 Lewis, I hate to break it to you, but both of you were judging
charleslechair The banter is so older brother energy. I love them
danielricciardo Looking good, mate! 🖤
maisonvalentine 💘 An honor to have you two!
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paddockgossip Y/n and Mick are at the same party and rumor has it they are looking pretty cozy, all hugs and sharing drinks. If you have more tea our dms are open!
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1990yn where are these pics from?
⤷ fortyfourlewis mick’s from lando’s story and yn’s is from lilys (alex’s gf)
sainzcentury Schumi boy is looking good. Go get your man, yn!!!
gaslygaslight patintly waiting for the videos from the party so I can scan one by one looking for yn and mick kissing in the background 🙏🏾
⤷ user1 LMAO can you imagine?
mickmercedes I wanted to be at this party so bad 😭 can you imagine their energy while drunk????? unmatched!
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theofficialyn Great night but not so great morning 👎🏾
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illicitaffairs2 not the noodle in the car on her way to the paddock ☠️
lewishamilton water and sun waiting for you in here, the best cure
⤷ theofficialyn please, I’m going for a swin with rocks inside my pockets 🤒
pierregasly the best party partner ever!!!
⤷ charles_leclerc excuse me?
ynnature can you imagine being hungover and having to hear the vroom vroom from the paddock all the time??? lmfao
⤷ f1sainz but theyre not racing, just training and general work stuff
⤷ paddockprincess its still loud tho
lilymhe ILY!!!
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i 🫶🏻 selena gomez so i thought i would make a fake ig thing with her as face claim 🫶����🫶🏻
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harrystyles golden hour
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harryfan2 so golden really was written about her ☹️
ynfan8 why is she the prettiest person on the planet
annetwist my pretty girl 😍
yourinstagram @annetwist annie i love you
ynfan5 how does one look like that on a tuesday evening
harryfan3 i get it harry 😮💨😮💨
ynandharry they make each other so happy 🥺
yourinstagram when did you take this
harrystyles @yourinsagram What do you mean by this exactly?
yourinstagram it looks like i posed for this but i have no memory of doing that
ynfan6 she’s so real for this LMFAO
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yourinstagram my favorite person on the planet 🥰
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harrystyles I literally exist.
yourinstagram @harrystyles your point exactly?!
harrystyles @yourinstagram jk you both are my favorite.😘
ynfan9 we all love gracie
ynfan2 awww gracie
harryfan4 her relationship with gracie>>> harry
yourinstagram @harryfan4 PLZZZ 😭😭
yourmom my babies 😍
yourothersister @yourmom mom….
yourinstagram @yoursister HAHAH loser
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harrystyles Thinking about how amazing this year has been, thank you for letting me do what I love. 🤟
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annetwist Very proud of my baby
harrystyles @gemmastyles Im the favorite
gemmastyles @harrystyles shove it
yourinstagram the most deserving ever
harryandyn @yourinstagram being nice to harry for once 🤨🤨
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mitchrowland there’s no one like you.
harrystyles @mitchrowland Couldn’t have done it without you, mate.
yourinstagram @harrystyles what am i then, chopped liver ?
harryfan3 ooo! harry’s in troubleee
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yourinstagram harrys playing me some songs he’s working on 🥹
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harryfan3 leak them plz 🙇♀️
harryfan7 we’re still waiting for all the other unreleased to be released 🙄
annetwist Very proud of my baby
harrystyles @gemmastyles Im the favorite.
gemmastyles @harrystyles very bold coming from someone who doesn’t follow their mom back
harryfan5 @harrystyles i’m so sorry harry but she ate you up
ynfan4 the fit 👩🍳💋
harryfan5 he’s too fine for his own good
harryfan3 @yourinstagram do you know how to fight
yourinstagram @harryfan3 only if it’s for harry
harrystyles @yourinstagram That was so sweet, lovie 🥺❤️
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harrystyles my girlfriend and my girlfriend’s girlfriends 😒
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yourinstagram those are my girls
yourfriend aw little harry is jealous
harrystyles @yourfriend damn right i’m jealous took and didn’t get to see her half the night
yourotherfriend he’s mad cuz we took her for the night when he gets to see her all the time 🙃
harrystyles @yourotherfriend could’ve at least included me 😔
harryfan12 he 😭just 😭wanted 😭to 😭be 😭included, he’s so babygirl
ynfan7 i love that yn is hanging out with her friends again they’re so cute together
harrystyles I would just like to say that they also left me out of the picture they said “H can you take a picture of us?”
harryfan8 he’s been humbled
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harry&ynupdates @yourinstagram via instagram stories “selfies h gets when he has to go work before i get to see him😔”
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yourinstagram i promise he didn’t leave me on open he just replied after i screenshotted
harryfan4 they’re so cute
ynfan9 sleeping on the highway tonight
harryandyn3 i’m gonna be sick they’re adorable
harryfan1 harry’s getting sick of her that why he left her on read
harry&ynupdates @harryfan1 if you had half the functioning brain that any person has you would’ve read what yn said
harryfan6 @harryfan1 i fear you’ve been ate up
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harrystyles Thank you for all the love on the album.
See you soon for another! ❤️
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jeffazoff you did that buddy you should be proud!
harryfan3 you can’t tease emotionally unstable people harry 😐
yourinstagram you guys aren’t ready
ynfan7 @yourinstagram harry’s mysterious ways are rubbing off on you and not in a good way
annetwist You never fail to amaze me, son.
harrystyles @annetwist Thank you, mother. Since we’re being so posh.
harryfan2 ANOTHER? SOON?!
harryfan8 how soon are we talking ??
gemmastyles good work little big brother!!
mitchrowland we need you in the studio now if you’re done instagramming now🙄
harrystyles @mitchrowalnd don’t you have a kid to get to or something 🙄
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yourinstagram i got a chop 💇♀️
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harrystyles The beautifulest. 👩❤️💋👨
yourinstagram @harrystyles aww you’re making up words for me 🫂
ynfan13 this hairstyle suits you so good 😩😩
harryfan5 now convince harry to do the exact opposite so he can grow his hair out 🙇♂️
gemmastyles honestly no body is doing it like you
yourinstagram @gemmastyles my sissy from another missy 🥺
ynfan3 your so pretty 😍
pillowperson YNNN YOURE THE CUTEST
yourinstagram @pillowperson thank you, my love 🫶🏻🫶🏻
harrystyles @pillowperson First my band and now my girlfriend, go away Sarah 🙃
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harrystyles Rare Beauty launch party, I’m so proud of you!
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harryfan9 harry in his lover era
annetwist Wish I could’ve been there with! Sending my love. ❤️
yourinstagram @annetwist wish you were here too!! love and miss you! <333
harryfan2 wait yn plz do a full face of rare beauty on his face
yourinstagram @harryfan2 that’s genuinely such a good idea i’m gonna do it…
ynfan6 the prettiest person to ever exist
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yourinstagram idk how you keep getting pictures of me without me knowing but it’s starting to scare me
harrystyles @yourinstagram i’m just your biggest fan what can i say 🤷♀️
ynfan3 @yourinstagram no bc why is she actually so funny i love her sm
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i’ve had this in the drafts for prob 2 months now and i finally finished it! hope you enjoy!!!
i have some exciting things coming i just don’t wanna put too much pressure and have them fall through.
#harry styles#harry styles fake instagram#harry styles fanfic#harry styles fluff#harry styles imagine#harry styles fic#harry styles blurb#harry styles x you#harry styles x reader#harry styles oneshot
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❣️!fight for her love!❣️
Pairing: Daniel ricciardo x femOC (Cherrie!)
Word count : 9k
Summary : in which he’s gonna fight for her love…literally . And drag max and lando into it too because why not?
A/N this is the funniest thing I have ever written. Not serious at all srry but this is what happens when I don’t sleep. I can’t even. This is my favourite oneshot ever lmfao
Daniel wrapped his arms around both max's and lando's shoulder with a loud announcement of his arrival , following their eyesight to see what they were having a nosey at.
His own brow raising at the sight of the love of his life , the same woman who was also very unaware that she was Daniels soulmate (in his words), walking hand in hand with a dark haired man down the paddock.
Feeling his stomach turn, he struggled to keep the same bright smile plastered on his face.
Trying to ignore the looks of pity that he was getting from his friends who knew every single little bit of his infatuation for Cherrie.
"So this is the new boyfriend then?" He mused, tongue in cheek as they all squinted their eyes at the man by her side . Titling their heads to the side simultaneously as they all thought the same thing.
"Is he a model?" Daniel came right out with it and asked .
There was no way that he wasn't. With a muscular body and a face like a fucking Greek god, Daniel was certain that this was the very same man that was on the front package of the Calvin Klein boxers that he had bought last week.
Lando winced for him "I think so. He's very..." he hesitated.
Not knowing if he was supposed to be honest about how good looking her new boyfriend was or if he was supposed to lie to make Daniel feel better .
Max made the decision for him, blunt as ever. "Good looking. They look good together. It makes sense. Her looking like a goddess and him looking like that.." he mused unhelpfully.
Not one to ever make anyone feel better in their misery.
Lando shot him a look of disgrace .
“Max! That is not helping!" He told him shocked by his lack of sympathy for their friend.
Daniel just snorted as he crossed his arms over his cheek, shaking his head in denial.
“”Nah I don't see it. He's not that handsome. Not as handsome as I am. It's very obvious that I'm the better choice for Cherrie." He informed them confidently , not allowing this little bump in the road to get him down.
He was nothing if not stubborn and determined to make sure that he and Cherrie were going to be together forever.
Both of his friends couldn't help but laugh , shaking their heads at him in amusement . Mostly pity on their faces at his very clear lie about the other mans looks.
"Mate.. I hate to say it but she's dating a Adonis ." Lando said truthfully.
All of them still stood together like a group of mean girls as they eyed the gorgeous couple in front of them.
Daniel shot him an offended look. "Are you saying that He's better looking than me?" He then made a dramatic sweep of his hand over his body as though he was showing off something incredible.
“Me?! The most handsomest man in the entire universe?" He exclaimed , still grinning despite his impending heartbreak.
They both laughed at his antics. Lando giggling "you've got some serious competition mate." Then he added curiously "do you think his abs are real? I can see them through his tshirt." He mused in amazement as he looked at cherries new boyfriend in slight awe.
Daniel immediately shook his head, pulling a face as though he was repulsed by the sight of the man.
"Absolutely not. He's definitely a steroid maniac. A terrible match for the love of my life. She's needs someone to cuddle that doesn't feel like a brick wall." He stated to them.
Max grinned mischievously , nodding his head along to his bullshit.
“Yeah you're right Daniel . She needs me. I'm more than happy to offering my cuddling services to Cherrie-" he couldn't even finish his joke before Daniel had him in a headlock.
Shaking his head with his fist as max tried to get out of his hold while laughing hysterically.
"The only arms that shall hold her shall be mine!" He declared dramatically before finally letting him go .
Max huffing at him with a grin as he tried to straighten out his now fucked up hair again.
Lando snorted at him slyly "well I don't think it's your arms around her now is it? Maybe it's time for you to give up .." he said knowing fully well the reaction that he would get at his suggestion.
Daniel looked at him like he had just shot him up the ass.
Mouth dropping open in disbelief "me? A quitter? I don't think so mate! This is just a mere .. test that I need to overcome." He told them casually before walking over to one of the flower bushes near where they were standing and plucking off a large daisy.
Max grinned "and how are you going to overcome this exactly? Because the last time she had a boyfriend that wasn't you , you didn't handle it very well." He reminded him. Lando giggling at the memory.
By not handling it very well they meant the way that Daniel had made the man join them for golfing only to run him over with the golf buggy and threaten to do it again if he didn't dump Cherrie.
The man obviously hadn't been there the next day and they had been left to console a upset Cherrie over her missing boyfriend who had dumped her without any explanation.
Daniel hugging her and patting her head as he told her that she didn't need that asshole anyways, ignoring his friends incredulous looks over the fact that it was his fault that he had hauled ass out of the country as soon as he could.
Daniel just shrugged casually , not in the slightest bit remorseful for running over her last boyfriend with a golf buggy.
He'd do it again if he had too.
"I'm going to kill him with kindness. Till he shows his true colours and snaps." He told them simply.
His friends looked skeptical, not believing that was his only plan.
Lando hesitated "well.. at least he's not going to actually kill him. That's a .. plus?" It came out more like a question.
Not trusting that Daniel wouldn't try running over her new boyfriend with a golf buggy as well.
Daniel smiled brightly , nodding his head.
“Yeah! That's plan B. I'll just do plan A first and see how that goes." He casually stated before patting them on their shoulders and sighing loudly.
"Well, I better go introduce myself to her soon to be ex boyfriend! Wish me luck amigos!" He happily exclaimed before hurrying over to the the couple before they could leave .
Leaving max and lando to exchange amused looks between them, also a little weary of their friends plans.
"Do you think it will work?" Lando asked him curiously . As they both watched Daniel throw himself at the couple, startling them.
Max just laughed "he's not going to stop until it works. I just feel sorry for the guy. He stands absolutely no chance against Daniel." He simply answered as they got ready to watch the shit show about to go down.
Cherrie almost jumped out of her skin when she felt a large body push through between her and her boyfriend Matt , two arms wrapping themselves around each of their shoulders as Daniels smiling face popped between them.
"Well hello guys! And hello man that was on the package of my boxers!" He almost sang as he grinned between the two of them, side eyeing her boyfriend a little meanly.
Definitely steroids. He thought to himself as he felt the bulging muscles of Matts shoulders and arms beneath him.
Not a fight I would win. He also thought.
Deciding to scrap the slightly terrible plan of fighting him on the spot in a spar for her love.
He didn't think that Cherrie would find it very hot if she had to watch him get his ass handed to him by an underwear model.
That was not the way to get her to give him a chance.
Cherrie eyed him in slight amusement , her smile growing as she wrapped her arm loosely around his waist and gave him a little squeeze.
Laughing when Daniel leaned down and bumped his nose against hers happily.
There was no way she couldn't smile around someone like him, he was like a personal ray of sunshine that followed her around and made her day brighter.
He was her favourite person in the entire world. No matter how annoying he could be sometimes, she knew that he meant well.
"Hey Danny! How was your break?" She asked him , ignoring her boyfriends look that he was giving her. Clearly not liking the way that Daniel had his arm thrown around him.
He grinned down at her, ignoring model man for a moment as he took in her sun kissed cheeks and pretty eyes. Fighting back a dreamy sigh.
"It was fun! I missed your gorgeous face though!" He told her honestly before hearing her boyfriend clear his throat .
Making him turn his head to look at the unimpressed man, Daniels smile turning a little forced at the sight of him.
"Seems that you've been a busy girl though. Where did you find this one?" He kept his tone light and playful as he dropped his arm from matts shoulder , patting his back instead .
So Did he hit his shoulder a little harder than he should have? It was purely an accident of course!
Cherrie flushed a little, looking between the two very different men that were staring at her.
"Erm-at a club?" Her answer came out more as a question from the pure nerves rushing through her from the way Daniel was gazing at her. His eyes never leaving her face , impatiently waiting for her answer.
It felt somehow wrong to be introducing another man to him like this.
The two of them were so close and affectionate with each other that at some point along their friendship Cherrie had genuinely thought that something would happen between the two of them.
I mean they already acted like a couple! They did everything together! Daniel even had a key to her apartment for when he wanted to let himself in and keep her company.
Where one was the other was never far behind, Daniel always making sure to keep his hands on her at some place or another .
Which was why she had been so hopeful that something would happen.
But it never did.
There had been plenty of times and opportunities where he could have made a move . But he didn't. And the closest he had come to kissing her was when he was drunk and he couldn't keep his hands to himself , kissing her all over her face and around her lips till she had to push him away .
It was why she had decided to herself over the break that she had to move on. She couldn't keep pining after a man that only saw her as a close friend.
Unaware that he was as in love with her as she was him. She had distanced herself from him over the holidays, telling herself that it was for the best when she had met matt at her club and went home with him.
Determine not to get her heartbroken , she just went with it instead .
Daniel rose a curious brow at her, surprised at her actually keeping a hookup around. Recalling the way she had once told him that she would never ever date someone that she met in a club for one thing.
What had changed?
"Ah a club.. the place where you will definitely meet the right person. I mean they might as well have a sign that says 'meet your perfect future husband who definitely wants a serious relationship right now!'" he sarcastically said before he could stop himself .
Matt frowned at him.
Cherrie nudged Daniel in the side with a nervous giggle . Shaking her head at him in amusement despite herself.
"Daniel! Behave! We've just been getting to know each other.." she smiled at Matt feeling a little bad for not warning him about how dramatic and obnoxious her friend could be sometimes.
In fact she hadn't told Matt about him at all. Because most of the time the guys she went out with couldn't understand the closeness they had and the tight bond they shared between them.
In fact, she had lost more than one boyfriend because of the way they had accidentally made them into a third wheel , even though they were just friends. They did act like they were together sometimes .
Which was mostly Daniels fault seeing as he couldn't keep his hands to himself and rarely ever left her side unless he had to.
Daniel just smiled before picking up the daisy that he had picked and sliding it behind her ear, gently pulling her hair toward so it framed her pretty face and the flower.
Cherries cheeks flushed, eyes nervously glancing between the two men with completely different expressions being presented to her.
Daniel was smiling at her while he pulled out his phone to take a picture of her , meanwhile her boyfriend looked nothing less than annoyed at Daniels behaviour.
"Do you know what her favourite flowers are?" Daniel directed his question over to Matt , keeping his voice friendly as he finished taking photos of Cherrie and put his phone back in his pocket .
Facing him fully again so he could look the man in the eye when he spoke.
He had read somewhere that eye contact was a great way to assert dominance in the wild.
Matt smiled a little at Cherrie "roses." He answered confidently. Saying the flowers that he had gotten her one their first date.
Daniel sucked in a dramatic breath through his teeth and pulled a faux look of pity towards him.
"Oooo wrong mate! She actually hates flowers. She feels bad when they die cause she always forgets to look after them." He told him as though it was something that he was supposed to know.
Shaking his head in disappointment at him, despite still keeping his usual smile on his face .
Finding it easier not to fake his grin when he noticed the way matts eye twitched at him, not happy with him at all.
Matt frowned at him "you've just given her a flower!"
Daniel laughed "yeah but that's different. That's just cause she looks cute with it in her hair like that. I wouldn't get her them for a first date. That's not very creative is it?" He teased although he was a hundred percent serious.
Cherrie cringed internally at the way her boyfriend was clearly squaring him up , easily falling for the way Daniel was winding him up.
She pinched Daniels hip and gave him a warning glance , he just laughed and held up his hands in mock surrender.
"Stop it." She muttered to him before smiling sheepishly over to Matt.
“Ignore him . I did like the roses.." she lied to make him feel better.
Daniel laughed even harder , wrapping his arm around her head and hugging her to his side as he swayed them from side to side . Happy to be able to have her within arms reach again.
He felt like he had gone through actual withdrawal symptoms without her over the holidays.
" I heard someone say once that as soon as the roses die then the relationship will too." He made up completely on the spot just to wind up
Matt even more.
Her boyfriend scoffed and rolled his eyes at him, Cherrie just glancing between them nervously.
"Then I'll just keep replacing the dead roses then. Then she'll never have to see them die." Matt countered back to him .
Daniel smirked at him, beyond amused at himself .
This is going to be a piece of fucking cake. He thought smugly to himself , seeing how easy it was to piss him off already.
He gave him another week till shit hit the fan. A fan that he would be holding up above them.
"Keep giving her flowers that she doesn't like? Ooo doesn't sound very thoughtful man.." he smirked, looking him up and down judgmentally.
At that Cherrie let out a nervous laugh and patted Daniel on the back before pulling away from him, taking ahold of her annoyed boyfriends hand instead.
She smiled at the two of them, wanting to get rid of the rapidly growing tension as quickly as possible.
And she had a feeling that if she just stood there and let Daniel wind Matt up some more, that it wouldn't end well for any of them.
"Okay! Well.. we better get going! It was nice seeing you again Danny!" She started to pull her boyfriend away from her friend as quickly as she could.
Daniel was still grinning as he called over to her "are you coming with us for drinks tomorrow?"
Cherrie gave him a guilty smile , hating breaking their weekly tradition of bar hopping with their friends. But she had no choice.
She couldn't just ditch her boyfriend to drink with the man that Matt definitely now hated.
No matter how much she wanted to.
"I can't! Matts taking me out to that new fancy restaurant tomorrow night at seven!" She told him with a little wince. Feeling bad.
Daniel hummed , titling his head mischievously.
"Heart and Soul?" He questioned , thinking of the new overpriced restaurant that had just not long ago opened up.
He had been planning to take Cherrie there himself, just the two of them. But he guessed he had to change his plans again.
But no worries. He was nothing if not Adaptable to new situations.
Cherrie just nodded her head with a smile, feeling Matt tug on her hand impatiently so they could leave .
If possible Daniels grin grew even bigger , a plan already forming in his head.
"Well have fun gorgeous! I'll see you soon!" He shouted to her, blowing her a kiss too. Giggling to himself at the glare Matt shot him over his shoulder.
He almost felt sorry for the sucker. He had no idea what was coming to him.
Serves him right for being anywhere near the love of my life. Daniel thought stubbornly to himself.
He had it coming to him.
Daniel could feel the wary looks of his friends on him as he dragged them out of the car excitedly , looking up at the brightly lit restaurant with a grin.
Even Max looked impressed as he glanced inside the five star restaurant, Daniel leading them straight over to the hostess booth.
"How did you get us a reservation here?" He asked him curiously .
Lando too busy gaping up at the several large chandeliers in amazement . "Wow so much light!"
Daniel just beamed at them as the hostess began leasing them to their table, shrugging his shoulders casually .
"I told them that I was planning to propose tonight. Fantastic publicity for them really!" He informed them casually.
Their heads snapped over to him simultaneously, sharing a worried look between them.
Daniel had simply told them that it was a small dinner between friends. That he was just curious to see what the new restaurant was like.
They felt a little stupid for believing that bullshit now as they watched Daniels head snap around in every direction of the dining hall as though he was looking for someone.
"Who the hell are you going to propose too?" Lando exclaimed , half in amusement and half in worry.
Max was squinting his eyes at Daniel suspiciously as he gave them his best innocent grin, ignoring the questions as they were seated around a red clothed table that was lit up with candles for them.
"Wow this place is fancyyyy! Look at all these couples on their cute little dates!" Daniel said, still searching for a familiar head of hair.
His heart jumping victoriously in his chest when he finally spotted the love of his life sat at a table a few spaces to their right.
Max and lando sat down in their seats, still looking at him in confusion.
"Is there a reason you wanted to come here so badly?" Max asked him, referring to the way he had desperately begged them to come with him. Claiming that he needed the support from his best friends.
Max wasn't sure how much support they could give him eating food.. though they hadn't said anything about his strange reasoning. Never ones to turn down free food that someone else was paying for.
Daniel crossed his fingers together as he smiled at them, glancing over at Cherrie every few seconds to make sure that she was still there and not going anywhere.
"Oh ya know.. just wanted to enjoy a special night with my amazing friends who would support me and always have my back no matter what.." he laid it on pretty thick.
They looked even more alarmed when he gave them a slightly guilty smile , shifting in his seat restlessly .
Lando winced "oh god what did you do now?-"
Max had already spotted the reason for their friends sheepishness a few tables down, groaning loudly in disbelief as he glared at Daniel in annoyance .
"You can't be serious mate! Did you know she was going to be here?!" He then answered his own question bedore Daniel could say a thing.
“Of course you knew she was here! Fucking hell danny!"
Lando followed his line of sight, eyes widening at the sight of Cherrie and Matt holding hands, clearly on a date.
Looking over at Daniel who was shamelessly grinning at them, he couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh my god!" He giggled while max shook his head disapprovingly . Two different reactions to the situation.
"What are you going to do? They're on a date!"
Daniel just ran a hand through his hair and straightened out his smart white dress shirt with his hand the best that he could .
"I'm just gonna make sure that's she's having a good time." He casually answered them "something that she can't be having without me! I'm going to make her night even better!" He told them confidently .
Lando continued giggling at him, while max just shook his head at him in disapproval.
"Daniel.." he sighed putting his face in his hands knowing that they were about to get dragged into his idiotic plans too.
“Matt is not going to be happy if you crash their date. He already looked like he wanted to smack you yesterday." He stated matter of factly.
Daniel just nodded along uncaringly "that's why you guys are here. For backup." He casually informed them of their roles.
Which made lando promptly stop giggling, eyeing him with sudden worry.
"Mate I hope you aren't expecting me to fight him if it all kicks off! He's massive! He'd crush me!" He almost squeaked , eyes wide as he looked over at cherries new boyfriend worriedly .
Daniel just rolled his eyes as though he was the silly one .
"That's why I brought max as well. He doesn't stand a chance against all three of us against him . We're like the dream team!" He beamed at them.
Max deadpanned at him. Utterly fed up.
Ignoring their expressions , Daniel let his smile fade for a moment . Getting serious again.
"-and anyway I did some digging into this guy and he's not who he says he is." He whispered to them.
Lando , if possible, looked even more worried.
“He's secretly in the mafia and going to kill us?" He blurted out, scared.
Both Daniel and max gave him a weird look.
Daniel just snorted "no. It's even worse.. he's married! He's got a wife in Dubai!" He told them the shocking news that he had found out.
Both of his friends gaped at him in shock.
"Holy shit are you serious?" Max gasped alongside lando.
Daniel nodded his head , face set. "Serious as fuck guys. And judging by the love of my lifes gorgeous and innocent ... so fucking pure and easily tricked- god bless her- I mean look at how cute she looks with her perfect-" he started to get distracted as he gazed at her longingly.
Max clicked his fingers in front of his face impatiently, snapping him out of it.
"What is the plan then? She clearly doesn't know!" Max's own protectiveness for Cherrie shone through. The two having become good friends over the years of driving together.
The last thing he wanted was to see her get fucked over.
"This is terrible .." lando groaned , still worried about the possibility of having to fight a man twice his size in height and width .
Daniel sighed "I know. I was thinking we just go over there and act normal. And I'll just keep bringing up marriage and shit like that to make him squirm."
Max slowly nodded his head , frowning.
“So we're gonna trick him into admitting it?" He said.
Lando groaned again in misery .
Daniel smiled brightly , nodding his head in conformation.
"Yep! Now come on. Lers not waste any time!" He said Before springing to his feet and making his way over to their table confidentially.
Leaving max and lando to trail after him reluctantly , lando looking over at max worriedly.
"This ain't going to end well is it?" He guessed.
Max just pursed his lips and sighed "just remember to duck If you see a fist swinging your way." He muttered to him before plastering a smile on his face as they came to stop beside their table.
"Well howdy! What are the chances of bumping into you two here!" Daniel exclaimed loudly startling them as he grabbed a chair from an empty table and dragged it over to theirs , legs screeching against the marble floor noisily .
Cherrie gaped up at him in disbelief while matts face dropped at the sight of him .
"What the fuck?" She blurted out in shock as max and lando did the same thing, pulling up chairs to join their table casually .
Lando gave her a sheepish wave, too afraid to look her god like boyfriend in the eye.
"You've got to be joking.." Matt muttered, pissed off at the interruption .
Daniel ignored it. Instead he looked over at Cherrie in a glittering red dress and perfectly curled hair, letting out a amazed sigh.
"Wow. You look beautiful cher." He told her honestly before lifting up her hand from the table and admiring her pretty rings.
"Kind of looks like an engagement ring. Or a wedding ring.." he empathised as he side eyed Matt as he said it. Not being subtle at all.
Max and lando grimaced , sharing a look as they watched anger flash across both of the men's faces , though Daniel did a better job at concealing his rage than her boyfriend did.
Cherrie giggled obviously, cheeks flushing as Daniel lifted up her hand to his lips and gently kissed her knuckles .
"What are you guys doing here? We're kind of on a date .." she pointedly reminded them, seeing Matt glaring at them from the corner of her eye and holding back a wince .
Daniel just shrugged "just thought we'd check out the food here! We might as well group together now though. Much funner!" He looked over to Matt challengingly.
"you don't mind us dining with you do you mate? We can all get to know you a little better then.." he eyed him, holding back the urge to scream cheating liar in his face like he wanted to.
Matt gritted his teeth, smiling forcefully back at him.
"Not at all. I'm an open book." He lied.
All of her friends rose their eyebrows at that.
"Is it a book of lies he's talking about?" Max muttered beneath his breath, unamused.
Lando grinned behind his hand , keeping his eyes on the menu in front of him.
Daniel exhaled loudly "fantastic!" He then proceeded to call over the waiter and ordered food for them, explaining that they were sharing a table now.
After they had all put their orders in, Daniel interlaced his fingers together and rested his chin ontop of them as he looked down the table at her boyfriend with a smile.
"So Matt...you like rings?" He blurted out.
Cherrie giving him a weird look while max and lando looked at him in disbelief at his lack of subtly .
"What are you going on about doofus?" Cherrie laughed, feeling Daniels foot knocking against her own underneath the table . Hooking their ankles together like he always did.
Daniel just shrugged , eye twitching . "I'm just saying.. you look like a fashionable guy yet I see no jewellery on your hands.." he pointed out, wondering where the asshole put his wedding ring when he was playing Cheater.
Matt paused and eyed him for a moment before answering tensely .
"Rings aren't my thing." He muttered .
Daniel snorted "oh really?"
Max nudged his shoulder warningly once he noticed Matt glaring at them suspiciously.
Cherrie awkwardly laughed when a tense silence settled over the table . Tucking a piece of hair behind her ear and picking up the bottle of wine from the table and pouring herself a big glass.
"Daniel stop being weird. He doesn't have to wear rings if he doesn't want to. Not everyone can pull it off." She joked , smiling at her boyfriend apologetically .
He just rolled his eyes.
Daniel thought about hitting him with his car for disrespecting her like that.
"Speaking of rings .. I saw some realty nice wedding rings in a jewellers on our way here." He continued to put empathise on the word wedding.
"Some really nice ones for the wife and the husband .."
Cherrie tilted her head in confusion. "Why were you looking at wedding rings?" She asked him, hoping to hell and back that he didn't have another girl in mind to marry.
She didn't want to share him with anybody else . as soon as the thought passed her mind she felt guilty. Daniel wasn't hers to keep.
Plus , she had a boyfriend . She reminded herself , taking a large swing of her wine to soothe the ache.
Daniel just grinned over at her, admiring how pretty she looked under the chandelier light.
"For our future wedding obviously . Although I was thinking we could get mood rings.. so that every time I was unsure of how you felt I could just look at your finger and be like 'yep she's pissed!'" He laughed, although he was hundred percent serious.
Max placed his face in his hands , wincing at the look on matts face .
Because only Daniel would tell a woman that he was going to marry her right in front of her ripped boyfriend who could easily break them all in half.
Cherrie gasped , laughing at his idea.
“Oh my god that's actually a good idea!" She exclaimed bedore looking to her left and seeing her boyfriend glaring at her , unamused.
Her laughter quickly dying off as she cleared her throat and quickly added "I mean, for your future wife. Not me!" Draining the rest of her glass and quickly pouring herself another one.
Daniel smiled thankfully at the waiter as he put all their plates in front of them. Thanking him as he set down a plate of spaghetti and meatballs in front of him.
"You ever thought about getting married Matt?" He tested him again.
Twirling the spaghetti around his fork and shoving it into his mouth as he stared him down waiting for his answer.
Matt tensed up, clenching his jaw as he glared back at him . His eyes flickering away from Cherrie's quickly when she looked over at him curiously.
"Not really." He muttered , getting more and more pissed off by the second.
Daniel hummed mockingly "that's a surprise .. you look like the kind of man that would have a wife already." He bluntly said.
Smirking smugly at the look of fury he shot him. Clearly clicking onto his accusing tone.
Cherrie frowned over at Daniel disapprovingly , completely oblivious to what was going on.
"Daniel! Leave him alone!" She scolded him before eyeing his plate hungrily . Regretting not getting the same thing.
Seeing her eyeing his food, he twirled a large piece of spaghetti and meatball around his fork before reaching over the table and placing the fork at her lips.
She parted them and let him feed her some of his food, humming happily at the taste . Swallowing it down bedore smiling at him gratefully .
"It's good. You wanna swap?" She questioned him
Hopefully .
Daniel just laughed and slid her plate of chicken pasta over to himself instead . Passing her his plate and grinning at the happy little dance she did im her seat as she dug straight into his food.
"I knew she'd want the spaghetti!" He chuckled , shaking his head at how predictable she was.
"You always want whatever I'm having!" He found it both amusing and endearing at the same time. Nine out of ten times they ended up switching plates when they were out to eat.
Cherrie just grinned cheekily back at him "you always get the best food it's not my fault!" She giggled.
Max eyed Matt uneasily , noticing the way he looked like he was going to pop a vein from how hard he was scowling at them.
He nudged lando to look as well, lando inhaling shakily at the sight .
"Shite.." he breathed out sending a quick prayer that they lived to see tomorrow after this.
"Are you two always like this?" Matt almost spat out angrily towards them.
Cherrie froze with her fork halfway to her mouth, blinking at him in confusion.
“Hungry?" She had no idea what he was on about. So used to their closeness that she didn't even notice it anymore.
Daniel answered for her "in tune with each other? It comes around years of love and bonding . We're soulmates." He told him without any shame.
Lando almost whimpered in fear at the balls he had to say that to her massive , muscle head boyfriend .
Matt glared at him angrily "don't you think that's crossing a line? She's with me." He snapped at him.
Daniel pulled a surprised face "is she? I hadn't noticed!" He grinned finding it hilarious .
Cherrie looked betweeen the two of them with wide wide eyes, still eating her food slowly as she wondered if she was missing something.
"He means it platonically." She finally spoke up to her boyfriend . Hoping to make him feel better.
Matt just looked back at her in disbelief .
Even lando and max were looking at her in amusement , wondering if she actually believed the bullshit that she was saying .
She didn’t .
Daniel snorted , shaking his head . "I mean it universally. She's the ying to my yang, the tongue to my mouth, the cheeks to my ass , the pepperoni to my pizza-" he could have went on and on.
Max quickly cut him off before he could , huffing out a amused laugh.
“Okay mate. I think we get it!" Side Eyeing Matt's reddening face cautiously.
Cherrie was giggling to herself as she downed yet another glass of wine, already on her way to being drunk. Having had the full bottle to herself .
She smiled over at Daniel, flattered. "That's so sweet! We should get matching tattoos like those bff necklaces that we used to have." She randomly blurted out.
Daniel grinned smugly "used to have?" Then he pulled down his shirt and pulled out the half heart necklaces that had 'best' engraved on it , waving it at her proudly .
“I never took it off baby!"
Cherrie gasped loudly , laughing in amazement as she got up from her seat and quickly jogged around the table to his side.
Bending down slightly so that she could take ahold of the silver pendant , eyes widening in amazement that he still had it.
"Dude!" She exclaimed grinning up at him happily "I can't believe you still wear it! I feel bad now!"
Daniel ruffled her hair and gently helped her to her feet, wrapping his arm loosely around her hips as she stood next to him while he was sat down.
Looking up at her fondly "of course I did! It's like a contract! A promise! Plus I knew that you would lose your half of the heart , you clumsily idiot!" He blew a raspberry on her side to make her laugh.
Cherrie's giggling was cut short as she felt another hand take ahold of the top of her dress and yank her away.
Head snapping down to look at Matt who was glaring at her , pulling her to his side roughly .
Max inhaled sharply "shit." He breathed out as he and lando watched the smile drop from Daniels face immediately at his actions.
Glaring over at Matt furiously "don't fucking pull her around like that!" He snapped at him, clenching his fist as he watched Cherrie wobble in her heels, clearly drunk.
"It's okay.." she mumbled trying to keep the peace, leaning over the table to pour herself another glass of wine casually .
Daniel scoffed angrily "no it isn't." He spat, leaning forward in his seat so he could see past her to glare at the lying , cheating bastard that dared to touch the love of his life like that.
Matt scowled at him hatefully "shut up man. She's my girlfriend! You have no place to be telling me what I can and can't do." He spat back at him.
Cherrie just stumbled her way back over to her seat , eyeing the leftover piece of Potato on lando's plate hungrily .
Nudging him with her foot she whispered loudly, ignoring the death stares that the two men were giving each other at the table.
"lando? Can I have that potato?" Not caring about the drama surrounding her.
Lando blinked at her in disbelief , wondering how she could be so calm and unbothered while her best friend and boyfriend were about to go at each others throats in a restaurant.
He silently passed her his plate, unable to help the little look of judgment he gave her , before sighing shakily as he looked back over to Daniel and Matt. Not wanting to miss a thing.
Daniel let out a cold laugh "oh really? Your girlfriend is she? How many of those do you have on the side huh? Or is she the only one?!" He gripped the table cloth between his fingertips so tightly that they went white.
Max shuffled his seat away from the table readily , tensing up as he watched them closely . Ready to intervene .
Matt glared at him , his eyes flickering over to Cherrie who was stuffing her face with potato's ,
Not even listening to them. Before he looked back at Daniel threatengily.
"You need to shut your mouth. You don't know what your talking about." He spat at him.
Daniel scoffed hatefully at him "would your wife know what I'm talking about then?" He shot back at him, abruptly getting to his feet.
"Christ." Lando whimpered sinking lower in his seat.
Side Eyeing Cherrie who was still stealing food off everyone's plates while they were preoccupied .
Matt shoved himself to his feet as well, puffing out his chest to make himself even bigger.
Gritting just teeth at him "shut the fuck up!"
Daniel laughed "no I don't think I will! You're not lying to my girl and getting away with it you steroid thumping- cheating bastard!" He snapped at him furiously bedore suddenly launching himself across the table at him.
Making the both of them crash against the next table as people screamed and gasped in shock as they started wrestling on the restaurant floor.
"I'm going to kill you!" Daniel shouted down at him , barely dodging a punch to his nose as Matt threw him off him easily , sending him crashing into another table before he jumped him. Fist swinging.
Max quickly ran over to them and threw himself ontop of matts back, wrapping his arms around his ridiculously large shoulders as he tried to yank him off Daniel. Barely moving him at all.
"Lando some help please!” He shouted over to him in annoyance , grunting as he narrowly avoided a elbow to his face.
Lando winced as he watched Matt manage to land a nasty punch to Daniels cheek making him groan loudly before he bitch slapped him back the same way that he had watched Cherrie slap her girlfriend before when they got into a catty fight.
Cherrie finally looked up from her plate and frowned at the scene in front of her , eyes widening once she saw the blood on her best friends cheek.
"What the fuck!" She shot up out of her seat, stumbling for a moment , utterly drunk as she pulled off her heels and held one of them in her hand as she stumbled over to them quickly .
Lando hurriedly following her , half hiding behind her as he picked up a plate from the table on his way.
Sending a apologetic grimace to the guests at the table that Daniel and Matt had crashed into.
"Sorry about this guys. He's in love." Lando simply explained to them like that answered everything.
"You fucking dickhead! You think that because you look like a Greek god that you can just treat women like this?!" Daniel screamed at him as he finally managed to push him off him, sending max flying too as Matt toppled over to the side.
Daniel quickly got behind him and wrapped his arm around his head, getting him in a headlock , grunting when Matt knocked his head back and hit him in the chin with it.
"Fucking cunt!" He panted struggling to keep ahold of him.
Before his eyes widened as he glanced up to see Cherrie in front of them , holding her high heel above matts crotch with a pissed off glare on
Her pretty face.
Matt yelling and groaning in pain as she hit him in the dick with her high heel.
"How dare you punch Daniel! You wanker! If that leaves even the smallest of scars I will make sure that you never see the sun again you bastard!" She shouted at him furiously .
Stumbling backwards slightly when Matt somehow managed to launch himself back to his feet, Daniel quickly jumping up as well as he tried to get at him again.
"You're not worth all this shit! You stupid bitch-"
He didn't even get to take another threatening step towards her bedore lando let out a loud war cry and went flying towards him with a plate full of spaghetti held high in his hand.
Max , Daniel and Cherrie could only watch with gaping mouths as lando smacked him over the head with the plate of spaghetti furiously , Matt going down like a sack of potato's as he knocked him
Straight out.
"Don't call my friend a bitch! You-you bitch!" He panted , kicking him in the side as adrenaline coursed through his body.
Max looked around at the shocked restaurant guests , the manager quickly hurrying over to them angrily.
"You go before I call the police! You're banned for life !" He warned them angrily.
Max grimaced apologetically at him as he took ahold of lando's arm who was still trying to kick Matt who was now out cold on the floor.
Dragging him towards the exit like he was an unruly child . "sorry! We'll pay for any damages!" He promised him.
Daniel quickly doing the same with Cherrie , only he picked her up bridal style and gave a casual nod to the traumatised guests before hurrying them out of the doors.
Lando was already in the car , laughing and crying "oh my god I thought I was going to die!" He dramatically shouted as max started up the car , wanting to get them the hell away before they all got arrested .
Daniel slid into the back of the car , Cherrie leaning against his side as he buckled the both of them in.
Wincing at the stinging on his cheek, laughing despite the pain as he looked over at lando proudly.
"That was amazing lando! Very heroic!" He praised him.
Cherrie dabbed a napkin that she had took from the table against his cheek in concern , tilting his head towards her so she could see the start of a black eye already forming.
"Oh no. You're beautiful face.." she whined still drunk as she blinked up at him sadly.
More worried about his face than she was about her now unconscious ex boyfriend.
Daniel smiled at her the best he could, wrapping his arm around the back of her neck so that her head could rest in the crook of his elbow. Gently nudging their noses together like he always did.
"I'm okay. It's just gonna make me look even more badass than before." He reassured her casually as max sped down the streets.
Cherrie giggled a little , gazing into his pretty eyes in adoration .
“The way you jumped across that table was really hot." She blurted out honestly, biting down on her bottom lip as she thought about it.
Max grimaced deeply as he eyed them in his mirror, lando still rambling on about how cool he felt hitting Matt with a plate of spaghetti, re-enacting it like he hadn't been there to see it himself .
Daniel smirked down at her , heart racing in his chest at the way she was looking at him.
"Yeah? How hot?" He teased her , pulling her even closer.
She sighed dazedly "pantie dropping hot." She told him unashamedly .
Daniel chuckled as he looked down at her , smiling smugly.
“Hot enough for you to give me a chance now that idiot has been dealt with?" He threw all caution to the wind and went for it.
Pumped up with adrenaline from fighting a muscle head , underwear model. He felt pretty unbeatable then. Like he could do anything.
Cherrie hummed thoughtfully "a chance for what?" She still wasn't getting it.
Max groaned loudly and looked back at her in disbelief as they pulled up to a red light.
"Seriously? Even after that you still don't know?!" He exclaimed in shock wondering how oblivious she could be.
She just shook her head in confusion.
Max almost wanted to shake her.
Daniel was just giggling to himself , already used to her obliviousness to the obvious around her.
God, he loved her . He did. But the love of his life wasn’t the brightest spark.
It was a good job that she was pretty.
"He's wants to be your boyfriend!" Max almost shouted at her.
Wondering what more Daniel could have possibly done to show her how much he loved her.
He had flew across a table and tussled with a muscle man almost twice his size for her! While she just sat back and mugged their plates while they were busy fighting!
He couldn't believe it!
"Oh." Cherrie simply let out . Before smiling at Daniel happily .
“Why didn't you just say so?" She casually answered.
Daniel blinked at her in amazement. "You mean that i could have just asked you out years ago and you would have said yes?" The astonishment was clear in his voice.
Squeezing his eyes shut in misery at himself when she nodded her head yes, looking amused.
"Wow. I wish I knew that sooner .." he breathed out , chuckling despite himself as he reopened his eyes and looked down at her .
Squeezing her flushed cheeks gently between his fingers till her lips puckered , he tilted his chin down and kissed her instead of speaking anymore about his own personal stupidity .
They could laugh about that later .
Nestling his fingers into her hair as she hummed against his mouth, tilting her head to deepen the kiss as she hooked one of her legs over his hip as he twisted his body towards her the best that he could in the cramped space.
Moaning lowly in his chest as she sucked on his tongue , her hand slipping underneath his shirt , making his skin breakout in goosebumps from her soft touch.
"I love you. Fuck.." he murmured over and over again against her lips .
Grabbing her ass with his other hand and giving it a squeeze like he had wanted to for so long.
Cherrie smiled against his mouth as he started kissing down her neck, sucking at her soft skin and making her moan as she rocked against him, tangling her hands into his hair before pulling his mouth back up to her own as they made out like a couple of horny teenagers in the backseat of the car.
"I love you." Cherrie promised him as she pulled open his shirt with one tug, the buttons flying everywhere .
Daniel just groaned blissfully , wondering if he was in heaven as he snaked his tongue into her mouth and pulled her dress even further up
her thighs.
Max looked in the mirror and gasped in disgust and horror at the sight of them practically having sex in his car while he was driving too!
"Stop that!" He snapped at them . Eyeing the giggling lando beside him disapprovingly .
"None of that in my car! Daniel get your hands out of her panties!" He yelled at him frantically , quickly speeding down the highway to get them to Daniels house first. Not wanting to witness them two going at it.
He felt like he might be sick just at the thought!
Lando just grinned as he leaned his head through the seats to look back at them.
"Well done Daniel! I'm so proud of you!" He exclaimed happily.
Having spent years listening to Daniel go on and on about how she was the love of his life.
Daniel panted breathlessly as he forced his lips away from cherries, face dazed as he grinned lazily back at his friend.
Reaching his free hand out for him to high five while max just regretted his entire existence in the drivers seat.
"Thanks mate!" He grinned bedore leaning back in his seat and attacking her neck again. Not giving a single shit now that he had the love of his life in his lap.
Cherrie tilited her head as he kissed down her neck again, lazily grinning before reaching her arm forward and tapping Max's shoulder to get his attention.
"Do you have any condoms?" She asked him casually just as they pulled up outside Daniels place.
Max just deadpanned at her , unamused as Daniel opened the door and flung himself out of the car, giving Cherrie his hand as he told her to hurry up.
"No I don't. Get out. I have seen more of you than I have ever wanted to." He bluntly said, fed up with the both of them .
Lando pulled out a row of condoms from his wallet and handed it to her with a shit eating grin.
"Here ya go!"
Cherrie beamed "thanks Mate! I'll see you soon! This was fun! We should have dinner again sometime!" She chirped bedore clumsily ducking her head and crawling out from the backseat.
Max inhaled sharply as he reached out and yanked down the end of her dress that had ridden up to show them her ass on complete display.
"Nice thong Cherrie!" Lando giggled childishly as she stumbled out, Daniel immediately scooping her up like a fireman and running to his door with her.
Both of them laughing like naughty kids as they started making out again.
Leaving max to shake his head in disbelief. Making sure that they both got into the house safely before finally pulling away.
"They're unbelievable." He muttered grinning despite himself.
“Fuckin' made for each other.” He laughed.
He was never accepting a dinner invitation from Daniel again!
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I saw you respond that you a very much not an SJM fan 😅 fair enough but I did want to ask what books/series you did like or would recommend that are of a fantasy/romantasy vibe!
lmfao, i am destined to become known for my parasocial enmity with the wingspan lady on this hellsite.
I don't read stuff with the same vibe as SJM all that often anymore. I used to read a lot of paranormal romance but the heteronormativity of SJM clones was upsetting me, so I've turned more towards the romance genre or just straight up fanfic these days.
So these recommendations might not be the perfect overlap but-!
Books with Fey Romances that are good
Holly Black, for all your fey needs. Tithe is the OG (and if you like sad men with white hair, have I got a blorbo for you!) but The Cruel Prince is her most popular series, that most people have read. The Darkest Part of the Forest is also an amazing standalone novel with a bit more creepiness than the other two. Not very explicit sex.
Olivia Atwater's Half A Soul and Ten Thousand Stitches are regency romance novels with fey associations, the first book is about a girl under a fairy curse and the second is about a fairy himbo trying his best at being a fairy godmother. No sex, that I can remember.
Heather Fawcett's Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia of Fairies. I've talked about this book a lot. If you like my fanfic, you will like this book, because this book was written for Me specifically. Not very explicit sex.
The Falconer series by Elizabeth May. This is the closest in this list to what SJM writes, only this is. um. better. Much sex, but also just... 'what if we started an apocalypse together, and the guilt meant I was scared to touch you, but we've got nothing else to live for now so why shouldn't I just do it?'
Fantasy Books with Good Romance
T Kingfisher's Swordheart and Nettle & Bone - both standalone novels. Swordheart is just Howl x Sophie dynamics, if Howl was a martial class, and also. A sword. Some sexiness.
Uprooted by Naomi Novik (if we count the love interests as both the hot sexy wizard man AND the protagonist's gal pal). Some sexiness.
Gods of Jade and Shadow by Silvia Moreno-Garcia. If you like your immortal/mortal romances, this is a pretty stellar read tbh. Some sexiness.
In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan. This is such a fun book just generally but the slowburn of a 7 year high school romance sent me a little feral actually. Some sexiness.
Daevabad trilogy by S.A. Chakraborty. Now, this one is a little bit evil bc its an epic fantasy trilogy that is quite dense, and the romance is amazing but it takes a WHILE. *I* can write an evil slowburn, but there is nothing more evil than what happened in these books bc everyone is so fucking repressed. Alternatively, The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi by the same author, which cut to the chase a lot quicker, romance-wise.
Fantasy Books that are 😌😌 sexy 😌😌
The Dark Days Club by Alison Goodman. This is my favourite paranormal romance I've read in recent years, and they don't even have sex but I'm putting it here because um. they did. to me. That's what happens when you write a regency romance where if a woman takes of a man's coat they have 37 horny thoughts about it in real time. Imagine if Darcy and Elizabeth for P&P were also fighting demons at the same time as falling in love (not metaphorically. literal demons.)
Mating the Huntress by Talia Hibbert. Talia Hibbert's books in general fucking slap but I wish she'd written more paranormal romance than just this ONE story bc um. This was. um. Good.✌️
A Marvellous Light and A Restless Truth by Freya Marske. Freya Marske is also a popular fanfic author, and it shows with the way she writes sex.
That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon by Kimberly Lemming. This author is the one who went briefly viral bc she accidentally has a book cover with Astarion on it lmao. This book was the first in that series, and unfortunately it wasn't for me (dragon shifter porn, I did *not* know going in) but the sex was really, really well-written, if that's something you could be into.
#asks#anons#book recs#look i say this with full acceptance that she is popular and i'll never win. but i don't even consider SJM fantasy.
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i did a speedrun through backstage with katherine ryan today (i added it to drive!! i'll try to get better rips soon) — and what an interesting concept! personally i never get tired of the half-scripted reality thang à la meet the richardsons, and one of my favourite things ever is comics just...hanging out... the natural bantz are the best! so her bringing these people all together and seeing/hearing a little of their processes backstage, and them just generally catching up and hyping up each other's work, was super sweet! take a shot every time someone went "you smashed it mate" awww overall cute show!
random thoughts while watching
jimmy and katherine's friendship is really sweet and probably always will be, and it's sweet how much all the other comics seem to really admire him (everyone always being like "jimmy you're so lovely irl and i bet you don't even want people to know!! but i know how lovely you are!! you can fool them but you can't fool me haha!!" even tho no one is being fooled we literally all know how nice jimmy is)
the way they used those insert shots of frankie boyle going down on a croissant... i should not have found that as funny as i did
judi and ivo are fucking hilarious together and remind me a lot of alan and romesh — unhinged + hanging-on-by-a-thread is an amazing combo. she really brings out a sunshiney side of him
katherine refusing to properly roast sara and jo <3
geoff norcott being like "i've been at a gay club with tom allen and he's a top" like no other context whatsoever?? like?? wtf is the story there, right-wing lowkey douche with tom at the club????? i need to hear more about this
michelle de swarte most beautiful woman alive......... i remember watching the duchess wanting katherine to end up with her lol
rosie jones is SUUUCH A MENACE LMAOOO and the fact she uses her free time trying to get her friends cancelled by pretending they pushed her down LMAOOO (as nish said, "[cackle] one of the worst human beings who has ever lived") she is HYSTERICAL
over the past five years i have seen joel dommett lactate more than i have seen my own parents
watching katherine, jimmy, sue perkins, nish, and judi together made me think...like...fuck...this would have been an amazing taskmaster lineup fr. they are all such ridiculous humans
rosie hitting on sue is so valid
JIMMY JUST GETTING HIS FEET OUT?? ("jimmy this is gonna go STRAIGHT on wikifeet!" nish PLEASE) and honestly judi kinda flirting with jimmy "you are so trim" "you are so strong" "you have nice feet" ?? lmfao judi girl ur killing me
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chapter 7: when he knows his frank ocean
* planety/n has just started a live !
‘grwm + q&a’
“hey everyone!” you said while placing your phone on your vanity.
you had just started an instagram live because you were getting ready to go to dinner for sasha’s birthday.
“how are you guys?”
rorymp4: good
user2: great wby
alanabanana: AMAZING
connieslovergirl: better now that ur live
“i’m good, thanks for asking. so, i’m getting ready for sasha’s birthday dinner. so feel free to ask me some questions.” you told your audience, before putting primer onto your face.
willowxoxo asked: whats ur fav song
“it changes all the time, but right now it’s definitely novacane by frank ocean.”
baby_girlmaya asked: are u and eren talking
you paused blending in your foundation and raised your eyebrows. “define talking,”
user69 asked: how old are u
“i’m currently 18 and i’m turning 19 next month!”
this went on for a couple more minutes. your viewers sent questions, and you answered them while doing your makeup. you enjoyed interacting with your fans.
jaegerbomb asked: where are you going
you stopped applying your blush and did a double take at the username.
“he’s so obsessed with me guys,” you said before jokingly tucking your hair behind your ear.
user8: ADD HIM
ynssugarbaby: ADD HIM
“should i add him for real, y’all?”
haileyhatesu: YES ADD HIM
gawkgawkgod: ADD HIM PLS
addicted2u: we need some more eren x y/n content add him
jaegerbomb: add me
* sent request to jaegerbomb!
* jaegerbomb has joined!
soon, eren’s face appeared on the bottom half of the livestream. he was sitting in the same spinning chair that he was sat in during the omegle video, with the infamous shelf behind him. his hair was up, and he wore a plain black t-shirt with his gold key chain on top.
“hi y/n” he greeted with a smile.
iluvsza: LMFAO SHE ACTUALLY ADDED HIM
_.serenity: HES SO FINE
DrxG29: his smile bro i folded
“hey stranger,” you said, smiling, before placing liquid blush onto your cheeks. “how are you?”
“better now that i’m talking to you.”
you giggled and rolled your eyes. “you’re mad corny”
nightwingsbf: y/n: “you’re corny” also y/n: 😁
“so, are you doing anything later?” you asked.
“nothing exciting. probably gonna shower and watch a movie with my mates or something.”
“sounds chill. hope you enjoy it.”
“thank you, love. i hope you enjoy your night as well.”
“thanks.” you said while smiling.
user42: the way she just forgot about us..
kayla23: she’s down bad
iluvsza: STAND UP BABY
“i did not forget about you guys! and i am not down bad! just a lil moment of weakness.”
user69: me when i lie
conman69: bitch we’re leaving in 10 mins
conman69: get off this mans dick n hurry up
you rolled your eyes at connie’s comments. “bro. when i see your loser ass.” you applied highlighter onto various areas of your face before continuing.
“guys, imma end the live here. hope you guys enjoyed. eren i’ll text you later and say bye.”
“bye y/n’s fans!”
🫧
haven’t updated in two months omg..
taglist !! : @greeniegreengreen @hahaimnotdeadyet @bakuhoes-bxtch @itzgabz22 @princess-jaeger @marsandsaturn @violenthots @urlovemaze @conniesbbymama @llovergirlll @iheartamajiki @444yeager
#aot fanfiction#aot smau#aot x black reader#attack on titan#connie springer#eren jaeger#eren x black reader#fake tweets#shingeki no kyojin#x black reader#sasha blouse#jean kirstein
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i’m really tipsy rn and i was just thinking about how there’s only been very little that has brought me happiness in the past few years of my life and i just wanted to thank you all endlessly for being part of one of those things.
thank you for reading and for being lovely and so welcoming, thank you for your support and the love you give the silly writing i put out. thank you for your messages and your asks, for interacting and making me feel like i have friends here too (i suck at making friends irl and online so even if we have interacted once, you’re my mate idc). i wanna pathetically cry about this all lmfao. typical me fashion, honestly. but yeah, yous are all so fucking awesome and cool and i really just wanted to thank you. i wish i could hug you.
anyway, this is so silly lolllll i hope you’re having an amazing weekend, sending you lots of love and hugs and kisses 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
#constantly feel like i don’t deserve this#any of this#at all#but i’m trying everyday to fight my brain#and to stop me from sabotaging myself#i wish i could rearrange the way my brain works#sighhhh
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HEYYY so im bored and i cant get this idea out of my head so PLEASE FEED ME. 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Ok so the readers like dumb.. that’s it LMFAO no she’s like an idiot and Azriel is always there to help her figure everything out (they’re already an established relationship) but he always helps her with so much love and adoration cuz that’s his mate like obviously.. and then maybe the inner circle notices this and they see how different they are and begin to question the both of them about it but Azriel gets defensive and starts to get mad but she calms him down and the inner circle realizes why she means sm to him
BONUS POINTS IF SHES A BIMBO! 🤍🤍
Hey hey! Finally replying to some more of my reqs cause I’m more ahead on my writing and I LOVE THIS ENERGY so I had to reply asap…
Okay first of all big fan of bimbo!reader, @thehighladywrites has some amazing fics with bimbo reader x Az that I adore so I highly recommend!!
But I’m super excited to write this one cause I feel like Az would be so patient and gentle with his mate so this just feels perfect, plus writing a bimbo is so much fun, like, she’s just a girl! Soo this’ll be out after all my other WIP’s, and you can check out the schedule here, thanks Anon! :)
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Listened to that song the other asker sent- and in the More Videos thing, the Japanese dub song for GvK was there!
(link's telling me it's broken lmfao, if it is the song is called Into the Deep)
It's theorized to be sung from Godzilla and Kong's perspective now. Lyrics are very fitting for the both of them and pretty interesting depending on how you interpret these lines hate to be that guy but 'The Dark's your Mate'?? Really, Legendary?
Both of these songs really remind me of a storytelling tool used by especially talented composers- most famous two examples off the top of my head being FF16 and MGR, where a character's theme song has lyrics that act as kind of hidden characterization for eagle-eared viewers to sniff out. It's a great tool for stories that don't always have time to flesh out their characters, letting the background music play as both an inner monologue and just sounding cool as hell most of the time. Seriously, I actually cannot recommend the Eikon Themes of FF16 enough. Every single one is straight gas. Like, most of Jetstream Sam's characterization comes from The Only Thing I Know For Real. Honestly, could be a really good tool for fleshing out the Titans that isn't direct characterization.
(but honestly at this point I'd just be happy to have McCreary back for another movie... for the love of god Wingard please no more junkie xl...)
Oh yeah, I've heard the FF16 score! Good stuff. It'd be amazing if McCreary comes back for the next movie, his KOTM soundtrack was one big Chef's Kiss, but I also wouldn't say no to someone like Mick Gordon taking a swing at it.
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"I watched Safe House season 1 and I need to get my thoughts out" the megashitpost xoxo
Okay so, I am late to the party (as always) but I randomly decided to watch Safe House all the way from season 1... It's unsubbed on Youtube so I have literally 0 clues about what's going on. (My hidden motive for watching WAS Pond's voice, because his voice is something very special to me but THEN.... NEO HAPPENED. Lemme tell you, I go fucking feral for that dude... ) And I wanted to make a post about the things I loved/enjoyed/noticed. For my own sanity really, to get it off my chest. It's a long one, so I will put a read more. But to summarize so that you, reading this right now, can decide for yourself if you think this post might interest you:
A quick 1-ish sentence summary of how I viewed each actor
Random silly moments/things I loved
Some very very very random screenshots of moments
A quick summary at the end. (A TLDR I guess?)
Now as I said before, I have 0 language context. These opinions are purely based on visual clues and maybe 1 Thai word I recognize or my boy Luke saying something very random in English.
Here are my 1-ish sentence descriptions of the actors.
Pond is an ipad kid who would also really like to show you his tiktok and fortnite dances. Is the biggest "Bro"-dude. I love his voice with my entire being.
Neo ... I'm so normal about him. I am completely and utterly normal about him. HFWEUHFEUWIFHWEUIFH. He is the biggest little SHIT in the house. He is hyper as fuck, always up to something cheeky. BUT GOD DO I LOVE HIM FOR IT. Yeah I eh... I don't need help.
Luke Seems to just be vibing most of the time. BRO HAS THE BEST GIGGLE. Is the only one I understood during watching because he threw in some English here and there. He seems so kind too I'm crying.
Earth feels like a dad UNLESS he is with Neo, those 2 get into some shit together and I am so here for it. ALSO HOW IS HE THIS TOUCHY??? He really has to be touching someone at all times, I love it.
Gun serves an INSANE amount of CUNT, yea that's it really.
Mix just joined to cuddle everyone and I mean that's very valid. Has the best thighs I have ever seen. Also has the BEST BEST laugh oml the giggles. - What a hecking cutie omfg. - He likes to bite people
Khaotung feels like the softest most considerate kindhearted mom I love him.
Phuwin How are you this young? Does not act his age but in a good way I like seeing him just... exist.
Tay I love everything about him, he seems so caring, sweet, funny... I just want to be his friend bro I swearrrrrrrrrrr
And here I was thinking Neo + Earth was chaos... And then Tay joined and good lord those two are CHAOS and I am in love with every single unsubbed second of it.
Some random silly things I loved throughout:
The way Gun says "Phuwin" - It is the cutest FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET
Luke being up first and doing all these random things?? King shit fr.
Neo in general... Yeah, I'm completely normal about him.
People feeding each other... So much of this and I am thriving.
The morning bits are my fav because they all (except for Luke) look like they are coming back from the dead and it's amazing
As we all know I am VERY NORMAL about Neo and Pond… Those two talking together is like an insane experience for the thing I have for voices. GOOD LORD both their voices have me by the throat.
THE WAY MIX WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE IN THAT STRIPED SHIRT AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T
Earth touching people any chance he gets, leg squeezes mostly. So cute to see I love him.
I loved watching Luke be very much ON in the last episode, he got up to some things and the fact that he tried to read Thai and then had Tay help him I- MY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTT
And here are some unhinged screenshots I took that made me laugh
Good morning Earth lmfao
You good mate?
Gun tryna get rid of Luke
Mix boo u good?
Good morning Tay
My man....
My fav thing is the table set up... Introverts vs extroverts type vibes. One side talks A LOT the other listens.
Tay, Neo, Mix, Earth just chatting away while Kaothung, Phuwin, Pond and Luke just listen and vibe. I loved it.
Some final thoughts (aka a TLDR I guess?)
Neo.
That's it, that's the tweet.
Nah but this was an experience. I knew the eps were long and unsubbed but it is honestly so nice to just have this on in the background and to just stare at it. It was almost comforting at times to have no idea what was being said. Brain turned off, just stare at a bunch of dudes doing the funniest shit, amazing.
It made me fall in love with all of them but Neo has my heart. If this ever gets subbed, I'd rewatch it. But for now, I'm on to season 2!
#Safe house season 1#pond naravit#neo trai#luke ishikawa#khaotung thanawat#mix sahaphap#gun atthaphan#phuwin tangsakyuen#earth pirapat
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Hello, hello!! Thanks for answering my Tamlin-Vassa question! :D
First, those readers who say that Elain hasn't been nice to Lucien are the same as the characters who expect Elain to be nice just because that's all they expect from her. She's....nice. Feyre and Nesta were openly angry and terrible at their own mates. Why can't Elain be the way she is? Oh because she's Elain and she has to be "nice"? Pleeeease. This is exactly why Rhys said that Elain might be that way because that's what's expected of her. My babygirl Rhys can be an asshole sometimes, but BACK OFF, he's right okay? LMFAO. When he told Az to back the f*** up, I was like I always knew I loved you for a reason Rhysie. SJM uses him many times to express HER own thoughts. That's why they turn out right most of the time.
Second, I think Vassa and Tamlin could be interesting just because Tamlin needs a good whipping. Hahahaha. Vassa might be able to do it. But at the end of the day, I feel like his story ties in with Lucien and Tamlin won't be getting any romance. He might die, who knows? I am pretty neutral with him at this point. He can get a redemption or no redemption, I can deal with it.
Third, I don't think Lucien and Vassa work because they are both associated with fire. Fire and fire do not necessarily work for a harmonious relationship. SJM retconned a lot when she decided that Nesta and Lucien, who are both associated with fire, would not work because they'd probably kill each other. That same reasoning could be applied to Lucien and Vassa. Also, when Lucien tells Feyre about Vassa for the first time, he says that he thinks they'd get along. My immediate reaction was--oh, so he kinda sees Vassa the way he sees Feyre, maybe not as close with that much history, but very much as a friend (Feycien bestfriendship for the win! What do you think about that friendship btw?) or maybe like a sister. When Lucien blushed at the end of ACOWAR, I don't think it was because of Vassa, but because Feyre called him an acolyte, meaning that he, a Fae, was suddenly very pro-human. Lulu has come a long way. Also, the way Lucien calls Jurian and Vassa as "being at each other's throats" sounds very much like TENSION. And Lucien sounded more annoyed about having to deal with their fighting. You know, it amazes me how well Lucien can make friends and get along with so many people. He just manages to transform himself as necessary and it's not fake. It's just who he is.
Finally, yes, my friend accepted all this. The conversation started with her being like aw Elain and Az. By the end of it aka 20 minutes later, she was on my side. It didn't take much convincing because AGAIN, she's just a casual reader.
Thanks for letting me rant!!! And for answering my question! I know I basically asked more in this one but heh. You just answer so fast and you answer so well!
PS. I want Dorian and Manon to get their own novella. I need their HEA. I am a Dorian girl. You? Lorcan, Rowan or Dorian? Also, did you see the new SJM interview from yesterday? It sounds like we should be getting news about CC 3 soon! I want her to get that out already so that we can move on to ACOTAR 5!!! Heh.
Much love! <3
I'm so excited to get a follow up from you!
And I LOVE that you pointed out the hypocrisy for those that were accepting of Nesta and Feyre being cold toward Cassian and Feyre while not being accepting of Elain who was possibly in an even worse position with Lucien considering she was engaged and in love with Graysen (whereas Feyre had chosen to leave Tamlin). Elain is nice but....she deserves to feel what she's feeling for as long as she needs to feel it especially because choosing not to engage with someone that you've never really met before is not actually "mean". No, she's not handling it in the socially polite and appropriate way but she's not going out of her way to insult him or spit venom at him. They have a bond but that doesn't come with a set of rules she has to follow. And so far Lucien hasn't asked, "will you consider our bond?" so it's not like she's refusing to answer direct questions he's asking her.
And I agree. Rhys pulling rank in the POV is a highly debated one but why would he sit there and say, "go for it man!" when Az said nothing about caring for Elain as a person, nothing about being over Mor, and only focused on the fact that his brothers got a bond so why didn't he? Rhys isn't acting like a High Lord, he's acting like a protective older brother (in law) who basically had a buddy tell him he wanted to Hit it and Quit it with his little sister. Taking the political stuff out of the equation, that fact alone was reason enough for him to put his foot down. Rhys had every reason to think Az was just using Elain for a good time since he knew he couldn't have the female he had wanted for centuries.
Hahaha! I love your take on Vassa and Tamlin and I do agree. Because she would be the kind of female who wouldn't let him get away with ANY-THING. Which I kind of think someone like Tamlin needs, the type to match every attempt he makes at exerting control over a situation with their own dominance. But I also see what you see. Tamlin's story will definitely cross with Lucien's and I don't think a Tamlin romance is going to be a focus of that. I think we'll see the mending of their friendship (whether they'll ever be as close, I'm not sure) and Tamlin figuring out what he's going to do in terms of his Court and I think love is just not in the near future for him.
And YES!!! SJM rarely does literal matching of a couples powers. Aelin was Fire and Rowan was Wind, Ice, Lightning. Bryce is the ability to wield Starlight and Hunt is Lightning. They might play off one another like Cassian and Nesta both being a sort of Lord and Lady of War and Death with their individual powers but they still have their differences. Feyre is the exception to that rule because of how she was Made but Vassa being a Firebird and Lucien being a Lord of Flame are too matchy in my opinion. And also what you said. The way Lucien views Vassa is how he seemed to have viewed Feyre and that is not in a romantic way. I feel like when these characters develop new relationships, it almost replaces a similar relationship they had with someone else. Like Nesta. She's always protected Elain but we can see that relationship changing and I think they're headed in different directions. Gwyn is someone Nesta also has this need to protect and holds up on a pedestal (in a similar manner as she did Elain). I think it's a healthier relationship than what she had with Elain but I do notice similarities and it's almost like Gwyn will now fill that spot that Elain vacated but in a different way because Gwyn has been able to prove to Nesta that she's capable on her own.
I don't think Lucien and Feyre will ever have the same friendship they shared in the beginning of the series though I do imagine they'll mend any discomfort that currently exists. But her place is now in the NC and Lucien's is not. So his new "Feyre" seems to be Vassa, doesn't it? And I could easily see Vassa becoming Elain's new Nesta / Feyre. A friend with an extremely bold and slightly abrasive personality but not one who will coddle her as the others did because the sister dynamic (and everything that goes along with growing up together) isn't there. I feel like Feyre and Vassa may have gotten along under different circumstances but I think the fact that they are two "leaders" who seem to expect the other to respect their position as "leader" caused tension for them during their first meeting. Vassa came off as a bit demanding to Feyre and Nesta and I don't think Feyre cared much for that considering she might have felt she deserved to be treated in a higher regard.
Seriously, I feel like I'm loving everything you're saying because I also agree with what you said over Lucien blushing. I don't think it had anything to do with him having feelings for Vassa (which wouldn't make sense considering he's still looking at Elain with longing a year later) but because Feyre is basically calling him out in front of his Mate for expressing positivity about someone and something and YES, the fact that he had such issues with humans in the start of the series and now he's giving them accolades. I actually love his time in the Human Lands for this reason because Elain was the most attached to her humanity and it's going to make him more understanding of what she lost.
And yes again (I'm a broken record at this point), I completely agree that Lucien is a bit exasperated by Jurian and Vassa. Here he was, thinking he was living with two friends and now it's turning into a hate / love trope between Jurian and Vassa and he's starting to feel like a third wheel.
I would love a Dorian novella too! I understand why we didn't get more (it wouldn't have felt realistic in the time frame given but it's still tough when things are left so open ended). I was a huge fan of Lorcan and Elide's story as well so I'm a bit bummed there's was so fade to black.
Thank you again for the additional message, it was really fun going back and forth on these things with you! ❤️
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what’s a song that make you insta-cry? for bonus points, as comfortable: is there a particular connection that causes it or is it Just That Sad?
Oh god, anon. You're asking the real questions.
I cannot possibly give you just one, I have way too many. (I have a whole playlist for it actually. Appropriately titled: "WINDOWS DOWN CRYIN M8".)
My music taste is very... vast. When I say I listen to all types of music, I'm not kidding. But I won't stand for any slander. I like what I like; you can like what you like, amirightladiezzz?
DISCLAIMER: I cry about literally everything...? I could cry just thinking about a minor inconvenience. I will burst into tears for absolutely no reason. So, take all of this with a grain of salt.
Spotify links and reasons for my tears under the cut!
Falls On Me by Fuel. This song has haunted me since I was a pre-teen. There's just something about it. It's raw, it's real, and his voice makes me cry.
If It Means A Lot To You by ADTR. It was never a phase, mom. I will never grow out of my emo phase. If you've ever heard this song, you've probably cried too. (And if you haven't heard this song... please listen to it.)
Waiting For The End by Linkin Park. LP will forever be one of my favorite bands. I grew up with them, raged with them, and cried with them. They gave me a place to channel my Nobody Understands Me™ teenager vibes and a place to channel my Oh Fuck What Am I. Doing With My Life™ adult vibes. They're a touchy subject for me now because I will never be emotionally over losing the lead singer Chester, but they will always be god-tier to me.
Wrong Side of Heaven by Five Finger Death Punch. Another band that has been with me for a looooooongg time. This song, in particular, holds a lot of deep meaning to me. I found myself in a really bad place in 2021 and listened to this song a lot while I was crawling my way out of it. It still makes me cry, but in a good way now. (I'm much better now, besties. Please don't ever be afraid to ask for help. I wish I had asked for help!)
Jet Black Heart by 5 Seconds of Summer. 5SOS is another band that is just... so fucking special to me. I have seen them live more than any other band (an embarrassing number of times) I have met them, I have a 5SOS tattoo, I have traveled long distances for them. Their music gave me a reason to keep going when nothing else did it for me. I could honestly make this post just 5SOS songs... but that's for another day.
When I Look At You by Miley Cyrus. lmfao fight me. I don't have a deep meaning behind it. It's just a good fucking song. Baby Miley is so personal to me.
Fly Over States by Jason Aldean. fuck, my American is showing, innit mates? LOOK. LISTEN TO ME. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING SONG THAT MAKES ME SOOOOOOBBBBB. I have no feelings whatsoever toward the big flyover states in the US. I've never lived in them, I don't think about them often, and they definitely don't make me cry. BUT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? GOD, IT'S SO GOOD. (please still respect me.)
All Too Well (10 Minute Version) by Taylor Swift. Do I need to say anything about this? We're all on the same page, right?
Nutshell (Live) cover by Staind. This is another song that I have grown up crying to and will always seek out when I'm at my lowest lows. It's just... devastating. The original is amazing, but I prefer this cover.
I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes) by The 1975. God, fuck me all the way UP, Matty Healy Daddy.
I could literally go on for hours... I'll stop here.
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i ate up your series so good😫it was amazing, truly art. i totally understand if this isn’t something you want to write, but i think it would be so cool if feysands daughter is azreils mate and they find out like a century later, making tension arise between Az and nessian against feysand and elain his ex wife. this is totally crazy, don’t mind me and my unhinged thoughts lmfao.
It's a pass from me, sorry. I don't like mixing current gen/next gen due to the age gaps. Makes me squeamish enough knowing that rhys and cassian are 500 years older than their mates, sorry!
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