Loki Episode 6 Incoherent Thoughts
Wow, I can't believe the season is over. Spoilers, obviously. Lots of caps lock.
Did I say my stomach hurt last week? I didn't know what that meant. I just got out of a meeting, and my stomach has been hurting for the last hour and a half.
Marvel look at me. If anyone dies I'll kill you. The bar is so fucking low, this is the only thing I'm demanding.
Hey, you know what will be fun? And by fun I mean hopefully poor planning on my part when this doesn't happen? Let's use this note to keep a running tally of how many times I cry in this episode: ||||||| [That's 7.]
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I haven't even clicked on anything and the Disney+ banner for the show just says "He's good" which could be taken multiple ways and all of them are HURTING ME ALREADY
ARE YOU KIDDING ME MARVEL??!! BOOKENDING THIS SHOW WITH FIRST AND (I'M ASSUMING) LAST EPISODES TITLED THE SAME THING??? There's the first tears holy fuck not fair [This is when I first realized we probably were not getting surprised with a third season, but I didn't want to jinx it.]
I'm not ready for this I'm not ready for this
Oh my god no theme just logo mother fuck oh no wait REVERSE THEME???
Loki but it happens instantaneously
Ohh okay.
Loki bud you gotta go further
WHY DID HE LOOK AT MOBIUS WHEN HE SAID THAT WHY DID HE LOOK AT MOBIUS I'M A FOOL
OH MY GOD WE'RE DOING THIS REALLY FAST OH MY GOD ARE WE GONNA HAVE TIME FOR ALL THE SHIT I SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA HAVE TIME FOR OH NO THERE'S SHIT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN THAT I THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T HAVE TIME FOR
"Mobius, you're in luck. It looks like Mobius but it's actually Victor Timely." LOKI!!! Speeding up the argument. Hey, is now a good time to bring up the fact that I've had this headcanon that Loki has an eidetic memory, but I've had this headcanon for so long I forgot it was a headcanon, but when he quoted Mobius's words about the jetski back to him last episode, it turned out I was right? He literally just fast forwarded through the argument because HE REMEMBERS IT. (Yes I know I'm stalling I'm sorry I don't want this series to end and also I'm scared)
"Wizard!" Lol
Does he understand ANYTHING that he just said? OR did he just remember THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION WORD FOR FUCKING WORD??? Eidetic memory. I'm pissed I didn't realize this wasn't canon before because now saying I was right means jack shit and I'm stalling again.
FUCKING FUCK CENTURIES??!! Well NOW he gets it (I bet the memory helped though, and the fact that his friends' lives depend on it.)
LOKI PLEASE TELL THEM WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHY YOU HAD TO DO THIS AS SOON AS YOU FUCKING CAN
WAIT
HE'S DONE THIS ENTIRE THING BEFORE
HOW MANY TIMES DOES MOBIUS GRAB HIS JACKET
Wait he's gonna grab him because it's the only way to get him to stop for a second
LOKI PLEASE TELL THEM WHAT'S GOING ON SOON OB LOOKS SCARED
I'm stalling again, I know
I am also scared
Damn that was a very sexy jacket grab but he's weirded out so no kiss grr
LOKI LET HIM GRAB YOU IT'S CUTE
I think even if he succeeds Timely's gonna die
THAT WAS TOO FAST
YEP
GODDAMMIT NO DON'T I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHIT AGAIN
DON'T GIVE ME THIS SYLKI BULLSHIT AGAIN
DON'T DO IT
ALSO DON'T KILL HER PLEASE
IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HER TO KILL HER DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE MARVEL I WILL END YOU
Oh my god that's why he cries in the trailer
He kills her and goes back to the beginning to stop her before so he doesn't have to kill her
No no no please Apollo get your fucking dodgeball away from me [I maaay have let my accuracy with last episode go to my head a bit...]
Oh. Oh shit
EEW DON'T CALL HIM THAT ABOUT THIS GROSS
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
OH SHIT LOKI CLEVER BOI
EEW FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL BULLY LOOKING FUCK
Loki wait why are you alone. You told Sylvie you didn't want to be alone anymore. I thought you'd figured out you can't do this by yourself.
SEND HER BACK
KICK HER THROUGH A TIME DOOR
COME ON LOKI THINK YOU WANTED TIME TO THINK AND YOU GOT IT SO USE IT
GOD I DON'T WANT TO UNDO EVERYTHING
OH MY GOD NO WAIT THIS IS THAT PART IN GROUNDHOG DAY WHERE HE TELLS THE LOVE!!! INTEREST!!! THAT HE'S IN A TIME LOOP
Fucking hell I hate it here I hate time loops I hate repetition
OH MY GOD YOU WENT BACK TO THIS MOMENT TO GET ADVICE??!! LOKI OH MY GOD
LOKI YOU GOT THERE FASTER THAN I DID
OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO BE WRITING ABOUT THIS HEARTBREAKING MOMENT IN MOBIUS'S PAST FOREVER
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE US THE MOST GUT-WRENCHING CHARACTER BEAT ABOUT MOBIUS IN THE LAST FUCKING EPISODE EXCUSE ME
RAVONNA KILLED AN EIGHT YEAR OLD AND THEY PROMOTED HER
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND WAS THE EIGHT YEAR OLD KID LOKI
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND DID MOBIUS STEP IN TO SAVE ANOTHER LOKI FROM BEING PRUNED
No she's NOT, MOBIUS, YOU'RE THE REASON
GODDAMN THEY'RE BOTH CRYING I KNOW WE SAW THIS IN THE TRAILER BUT OUCH
NO NO NO STOP NO STOP
IF HE DOESN'T FUCKING COME BACK BEFORE THE END I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
AND I MEAN MO NOT DON
How many tallies does this scene get because I paused it and I'm sobbing
Like I had to do this in the season one finale, too, but that was because I was angry crying. I've been fucking gut-punched. BY A CLIP THAT WAS IN THE TRAILER TOO I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO FUCKING UPSET
Okay. Let's keep going.
JESUS CHRIST WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH?! HOW MUCH MORE PAIN CAN I TAKE?!
OKAY the transition from Mobius disappearing and heartbroken Loki to Mobius disappearing and heartbroken Loki IF THEY DON'T MAKE THIS CANON THEY'RE THE FOOLS [I'm so fucking tired of this time loop I seem to be in. Give me some mainstream canon gays in 2023 for the love of god (of stories).]
FUCKING HELL IF YOU KISS HER I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF
NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
DON'T
DON'T
FUCKING HELL DON'T
IF YOU KILL HIM MARVEL I SWEAR YOU'LL REGRET IT I FUCKING SWEAR
NO NO NO
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
LOKI DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
LOKI IF YOU DESTIEL ME I'LL PUNCH A HOLE IN MY TV
IF YOU SYLKI ME AGAIN I'LL PUNCH A HOLE IN MY TV
IF YOU DIE I'LL LOSE MY ENTIRE MIND
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AND THE FACT THAT I'M ABOUT TO BE WRITING ABOUT THIS SCENE FOR A WEEK
SYLVIE DON'T MAKE THIS SYLKI DON'T
OH MY GOD THE COSTUME CHANGE IT'S NOT THE COAT BUT GUESS WHO SCREAMED
THE HORNS ARE A LITTLE HALLOWEEN COSTUME BUT I'LL TAKE THEM
IF YOU COME BACK FROM THIS AND SYLVIE KISSES YOU I'LL KICK BOTH OF YOUR ASSES THOUGH. I HAD FINALLY STOPPED BEING NERVOUS ABOUT THAT EVERY TIME YOU INTERACTED [I'm aware this fact is not apparent based on all of these posts.]
I refuse to believe the god of stories gets written out of the story that's unacceptable
Set them back into motion and then COME BACK
YGGDRASIL FUCKING HELL YEAH
OH MY GOD HE BECAME THE FUCKING TREE AGAIN
After. Fucking fuck you
THE TREE
VERITY
IF NO ONE CALLS HER VERITY I'M GONNA CUT SOMEONE
BUT I WANTED LOKI TO CALL HER THAT
OB THAT'S NOT HELPFUL
MOBIUS
ANTMAN REFERENCE FUCK YEAH
OH MY GOD HE'S SO SAD FUCK THIS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I HATE SAD MOBIUS
WHAT FILE
HIS FILE OH MY GOD
PLEASE BE ANYTHING BUT DON I'LL SHRIEK
OH MY GOD HE IS BROKEN THIS IS DESTROYING ME
HE'S ALSO LEAVING I KNOW IT
YEP
MOBIUS
NO IF VERITY CRIES I'M GONNA CRY AGAIN [Oh shit. I have now cried 8 times actually (if we count post-episode tears). I may be too attached to Verity.]
ALIOTH GET HER!!! GET THE BITCH
NO HE IS CRYING IN THIS SCENE NO NO NO
SYLVIE OH MY GOD
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