#my list is boring

[gaycrittercentral]

BEHOLD!! I made an entry to Skunkape's 2023 Holiday Contest! :'Dc I worked so fuckin hard on it hhhrhrhrhgdhsjglshgjdjfh and let me tell you, I do not at all hope to win but I do hope it makes Steve snicker. Just the thought that he'll be seeing it is wild. Hope it makes y'all snicker too ehehehe!!

#piscatological: having to do with the science or study of fishing #and yeah I did look up a complicated word on purpose hehe >:3 I think that’s what Sam does in his spare time anyway #fun fact I was gonna give Sam a blue coat but then I realized that he bore a striking and unnerving resemblance to one Sans Undertale #so that had to get scrapped lmaooooo #but I really like how it turned out anyway heheheheeeee #I really liked making Sam dream of terrible fish dishes jdklgjdlsghdsf (terrible by the definition of a list I found somewhere lmao) #all I know about surströmming is that is is so smelly you have to open it outdoors in a bucket of water apparently #terrible. they’d love it though sskskshgfjfhdjdgs #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art #skunkape holiday contest

[allicansay]

And inside every cowboy, there's a lady that'd love to slip out.

#orville peck #willie nelson #orvillepeckedit #lgbtedit #lgbtqgifs #dailymusicians #dailylgbtq #dailymenedit #myedits #mygifs #i intended to do something interesting with the coloring #but it ended up as boring as my editing ever is :/ #can we please get the list of features on this album the not knowing is killing me

[cacodaemonia]

is it just me, or is anyone else sick of all the new SW shows being about how the space fascists have a point, actually? 😑

#star wars critical #just so tired of stories about greedy assholes and the imperial era in general. so boring and bleak and like... *gestures at the world* #i certainly don't need more bleakness #can we get stories about good people?? trying their best? doing good things? for a change???? #another show to add to my filtered tags list...

[ectoplasmer]

you guys ever grab your f/o’s face and just *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehea

#this was originally phrased for platonic f/os but i then proceeded to think about doing this with my boyfriends and. yeah #anyway #HEY i finally picked back up gx because i got bored lol #and because. lowkey. judai randomly popping up in my dreams spooked me enough to remember to continue watching it >_< #i am reminded of why he got instantly put on the platonic list despite me barely knowing him lol #literally just. golden retriever #which is so so funny when you look at my two other platonic f/os #like on one hand we have the serious and more mature beyond my years #and then we have the high energy positivity fiends #if i still listed my hs f/os on my list you would see more obviously what i mean lol #sometimes you just want to smother your friend in a dumb display of affection u_u #anyway. #hello #tbh… kissing melv (and technically yb) right where the eye of wedjat would go… <333 #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #self ship community #selfshipping community #platonic: judai #quartzshipping #rainy.file

[thelockedtombsexywoman]

#reading this part of the book for this and oh my god it’s so funny #everyone being so mean to Harrow about her terrible soup #augustine joking about how she should confess if she accidentally chopped part of her body off and got it in the food #‘let me give you a list of my favourite foods so you can get them interestingly wrong’ #the fact that line seems to be genuine. man’s so bored of his favourite food he wants it cooked badly just for some variety

[foreverialmorning]

FOREVERIALMORNING ALLEGIANCES

[ Will try my best to update regularly ! ;_; ]

[ As of right now asks are not open to StarClan / Dark Forest cats unless I say otherwise ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ]

#clangen #just posting this so i can link it on my blog #cuz the current allegiances are just a boring list

[fredwkong]

I don’t think anyone has ever asked you this but into what would you like to change if given the chance? Daddy? Bear? Jock? Himbo? Twink? Ottet? Cub?

Anonymous asked:

Would change into a dominant or a submissive body type?

It changes from day to day. I think it would be hot to be any number of the guys I've written stories about. What I will say is that I'm a switch, and I'm happy with that. I can go very dom or very sub depending on my partner, which is fun.

Whenever I have the chance to design an avatar I usually create a very pretty twunk. Usually he has even, tan skin and masculine, but not harsh, features. He's always handsome, even if his expression is a little bit vacant. I'm not making a genius, after all. I try not to make him too big, just muscular enough to show off while still being able to be dominated if he wants.

An ass in non-negotiable. I'm not losing what I already have :P His style can range from jock-type gear to more on the punk end, but in general I want it to be more revealing than what I wear in real life. In general, I want him to be more outgoing and energetic than me. Maybe a bit of a slutty party boy, you know?

Yeah, you get me. After all, you match that description perfectly, right?

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #muscle tf #reality change #male tf #dumber tf #race change #this is the more interesting answer #the boring answer is that i picked my avatar because he has my goal physique #should i reblog that tf questions list from a few months ago? #all fwkong

[mye-chi]

‎    APHVERSE ASK GAME

01. how were you first introduced to aphmau?

02. favorite main character, side-character, ship, and villain?

03. which characters do you think deserve better? which characters do you think deserve less?

04. what are your favorite episodes/scenes?

05. favorite minor character? like barely a fraction of the fandom acknowledges them but you adore them?

06. what are your favorite and least favorite skins?

07. best dynamic in the series? like, whenever these characters are onscreen your brain just explodes?

08. alternatively, what's a dynamic you really want to see in canon?

09. personal bias aside, who do you think is the best written character and why? 

10. what is your ideal ending for the series?

11. do you have a rewrite, character reinterpretations/redesigns, or any aus? if so, is there anything you'd like to talk about or snippets you want to share? 

12. which roleplay, excluding minecraft diaries and mystreet, is your favorite? (my inner demons, mod mod world, meteora valley, etc.)

13. have your sentiments towards any characters/ships changed over time? (for instance, you didn't care for them at all but now you're obsessed with them, or you used to love them but it's faded over time.)

14. if you could choose an opening and ending theme for the series, what would it be?

15. alternatively, if you could choose a theme song/ost for your favorite character, what would it be?

16. favorite blogs, artists, and writers?

17. any headcanons you're attached to?

18. is there anything about the fandom you dislike?

19. which character would you like to cosplay as?

20. you can only change one plotline in the entire canon—what would it be and how would you alter it?

21. have you ever had a crush on any of the characters? (and do you still have one?)

22. who's the character that you most identify with and why?

23. you get to design an official aphmau game! assuming money or time wasn't an issue, what would that look like? (for example, a visual novel, TTRPG, fighting game, etc.)

24. if you could design your own line of merch, assuming money or time wasn't an issue, what would you choose?

25. aphmau got a cafe collaboration! what food/drink do you think your favorite characters would be?

26. you're tasked with writing an official side story/spin-off roleplay (like void paradox, mermaid tale, upside-down story, etc), what would that look like?

27. what's something really interesting that you wished canon decided to explore more? alternatively, what's something interesting that you wished the fandom acknowledged more?

28. if you could ask jess one question about the series and recieve a direct answer, what would it be? 

29. any general unpopular opinions?

30. freebie!

#im open to adding more to the list if anyone has any ideas :3c these were just the first ones that came to mind #i didn't want them to be specific to any rp (like if you were a mys-only fan then it'd be kinda boring to be asked who's your favorite kid) #also if you don't want to open your inbox then you're totally free to just rb with your answers!! world is your oyster!! #( 🍰 ) ⸻ frills thoughts #aphmau #aphverse #aphblr

[duvewing]

#saint.txt #coming up with huge walls of text and headcanons to justify my like for her vs just saying that she’s nice and i like her #kyrie fans are so strong for having to endure the kyrie hate #‘‘she’s useless + a damsel in distress + boring +-’’ #i get it. her writing is not the best #however have you considered this: she’s nice and i like her #and also she has the potential to be a great character guys i promise #[clasps my sweaty palms together] she has so much potential i swear here’s a list of headcanons to prove it #devil may cry #dmc #kyrie dmc #id in alt text

[azathothweirdo]

Yukio haters are some of the funniest people out there. Mostly because they're often Rin fans I swear and that influences a lot of their takes. They're so upset that a character has deep flaws and isn't a literal sunshine baby to Rin. They take it so personally like he's a real person.

Even then it's frustrating because they reduce Rin down to nothing. He too has some deep flaws that make Yukio andhim butt heads. And sometimes Yukio's anger at him is justified! Rin never takes the situation he's in seriously until it's too late. And by that point Yukio's already in deeper with other issues. Them butting heads isn't because Yukio's an ass only. It's because they're both refusing to listen to one another and actually speak on their problems.

It's totally more on Yukio's end with his own problems being much stronger. But neither are these perfect angels. They're interesting characters that have deep issues with each other. And they're just starting to work it out. There's going to be bumps in the road, but Yukio is trying his best in the recent chapters. And so is Rin.

It's just turned form frustrating to funny now to see people get upset at Yukio. I would rather him be the mess he is than be the actual perfect character type he's a deconstruction of. It wouldn't be aoex without him and boy would it be so boring.

#ao no exorcist #blue exorcist #rin okumura #yukio okumura #i don't even like yukio #he's pretty low on my list of characters #not because he's a bad one but i find others more interesting #it's just been weird to see people keep getting weirdly mad at him #when he's not even real! #he's a fictional character! #flaws are important for a character or else they're boring #would we be excited to read aoex if it didn't have these two brothers bonking heads constantly??? #i tend to ignore the haters but they've just been louder lately #like damn sorry kato knows how to write a story with actual conflict

[spicyraeman]

can you tell my type from this?

#I got bored so its tier list time #dunno if this shows off my weird taste more or less than the time I did an OW one #my buds said my OW one was... questionable #this one feel relatively normal lol

[frownyalfred]

the shopping list from hell, AKA what Alfred has to deal with every 5-7 business days

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #jason todd #batdad #batfam #alfred pennyworth #alfred mf pennyworth #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #it’s very important #those distinctions #also eggs twice because Bruce is a health freak #look is half of this my current grocery list because I’m bulking? yes #but also a household full of active vigilantes would be a protein nightmare #that’s all I’m saying #dc comics #yes I made this on canva while I was bored plz don’t judge

[moochio7]

Ao3 has been down so long I made a short animatic

#adding another thing to the list of drawings never to be finished #I get bored easily so i just do a bunch of sketches then one finished piece that’s like a gift for a friend or smth #this is supposed to be speeding bullet but it can be whatever you want it to be ig #tumblr ruins the quality pretend it ain’t bad 👍 #my art #tf2 #scout tf2 #miss pauling #miss pauling tf2 #speeding bullet #moochiposts

[drawfee-quot3s]

save a little puff for mr man

- jacob

#before they got the point where they found nathans name on the list id already read it and lost my mind #it really is such a moon moon name #drawing using name generators from the ancient internet #mine are always so boring bc the letters are always near the tops of the lists #i dont get to go questing down them to find the right one its just There #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee video #jacob andrews #jacob drawfee

[skz-miroh]

i always wonder what it would be like if i never knew fanfiction existed because i have finally (at 22:30pm) found the 97k worded fic that i have been looking for since 07:00 this morning and i plan on reading the entire thing meaning my sleep schedule is once again thrown into the ether

#whats it like to be boring #i found it and have never felt such relief that it wasn’t deleted #its a klance fic a space road trip one in case anyone was wondering #i’ve put off reading it forever until i had enough time #and i could have sworn i put it on my marked for later list #apparently not #i cannot explain to you the panic i felt when i couldn’t find it #klance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #pidge holt #takashi shirogane #hunk vld #allura vld #coran vld #vld #voltron #ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction

[blackwwatch]

ruby’s flaw is that she’s too nice. she’s genuinely hurt if you tell her that klaasje/tommy betrayed her. she left la puta madre because there was too much “murderous shit.” she stuck her own head inside the pale latitude compressor before using it on you because she thought it was ethical. she talks to old ladies and watches the sunset. she’d rather kill herself than kill you or kim.

#i think she also has a genuine understanding of the claires and how the union fit in #martinaise as a whole bc of her own views on the drug trafficking she organizes #as well as her own views and actions regarding the use of violence #disco elysium #ruby the instigator #she's my poor meow meow #there's not enough ruby content for me to figure out #if being a ruby apologist is a thing #but if it is then thats me #she genuinely likes the fishing village #suicide mention #i was making a list of things you learn anecdotally abt ruby #but then i thought it was kind of boring and made this instead #i think there's a lot you can speculate about her past #and it's a shame that there's not much more headcanoning #feel free to interact w me abt ruby #mine