#my life is a sitcom

[nordidia]

raphie doodles from a rage filled day

(first one is the only kinda /srs one, u can laugh i promise bc if this wasnt me i'd laugh my ass off /pos) i had to project. also i love my friends sorry i yelled at yall xx

just period thingz... surely it has nothing to do with my genuine anger issues. no its just all hormones i promise guys. trust.

its a little pathetic i was genuinely warm inside and inches away from trashing my desk for ZERO FUCKING REASON. WHY?!?! WHAT THE FUCKAEHNGHJSDAGHAH send me to hell im begging

that second panel is something i actually do irl to iben when i need him to stfu so fucking immediately and he has dubbed it "the jojo stare" and its so fucking funny until i need him to stfu so fucking immediately (he drew this one time when i did it at him)

#AS IM POSTING THIS I REALISE THAT THE BACKGROUND IS ALOT DARKER THAN I USUALLY DRAW IN IM SORRY GUYSSSS I HOPE ITS OKAY STILL #ALSO the tales are true i genuinely exhausted (and overstimulated) myself from being mad for no reason #my life is a sitcom #ah shit guys he's on his period again #F #my art #nordidia art #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise raph #rottmnt raph

[holyfuckinshitleto]

FRIENDS - 4.20 The One With All The Wedding Dresses

1994 - 2004 | dir. David Crane & Marta Kauffman

#friends #friendsedit #centralperksource #cinemapix #tvedit #femalescharacters #friendsgifs #tvgifs #my gifs #my edit #gifset #movieedit #tv girl #monica geller #monica bing #courteney cox #rachel green #jennifer aniston #sitcomgifs #sitcomedit #my life is a sitcom #tvarchive

[wordswithkittywitch]

Yes, I understand today is International Rickroll Day, a fine upstanding holiday to be celebrated. But more importantly, it's my cat's second birthday.

Everyone say happy birthday to Faye, my angel.

#my cats #my life is a sitcom

[notwhelmedyet]

you: lynn hasn't posted any fandom stuff lately, they're probably focused on real world stuff and studying FOR THAT EXAM THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING FOR

reality: lynn has gotten embarrassingly invested in the 2nd-hand platos cave fanfic version of wyll/astarian from Baldur's Gate 3 despite having no intention of ever playing or watching the source material

#'are you a fan of the thing?' well not exactly #i'm a fan of the fanfiction of the thing #i see a character who might have a lot of whump and I go hmmm i am willing to try this #and then i test each pairing like a sommelier #and inevitably develop preferences #anyway I'm in love with Wyll Ravengard now #my life is a sitcom #mine

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

fucking HELP ME my college’s commencement ceremony is literally on MY BIRTHDAY

#biggest birthday present of my life: a Bachelor’s of Science in Materials Science and Engineering #AHHAHAHAHAHAHA #MY LIFE IS A SITCOM #iskul bukol: undergrad edition

[theactualsunshinechild]

Christ is risen, you say?

Then why is this communion wafer so flat?

#easter #my life is a sitcom #happy easter #easter joke #blasphemy

[cyazurai]

Starting the year right, lmao.

My dad was going to be in the area I work in today so he volunteered to bring me food. Well, he was a bit later than expected, and 10 minutes before we're about to start the 5 pm news (I operate cameras and teleprompter) he texts that he's there.

So I go out, and exit the new gate we got after one too many creeps attacking us in the parking lot. Get my food, quickly turn to go back in... my code doesn't work. I tried again and again, didn't work. Tried all 3 gates, none responded. Tried different combos of my code, none worked. I tried for a good 7 minutes, until the show started, before texting one of my coworkers to rescue me, and he came out to get me when they got into the commercial break.

Oh, and did I mention I wasn't wearing a coat and it'd started to rain? Hope that doesn't bring back my cold...

#nonsims #text post #my life is a sitcom

[dani-ellie03]

It's a very rare day that I feel like my life is a sitcom but today is one of those days.

Sitcom scene 1:

I was at the physical therapy office this morning, waiting for them to come get me for my appointment and in walked a clown.

A full-on clown. Like, I'm talking all the regalia: colorful outfit, big shoes, red nose, makeup, wig, the whole nine yards. Since a clown is not someone you expect to see walking into a physical therapy office at 8AM, people started to giggle. Mr. Clown kinda stage-mumbled, "Geez, you walk in in your everyday clothes and people start laughing at you."

(Apparently, he's a patient who does the clown thing for the Shriners and was going to a clown meeting after his appointment. Which, now I know that clown meetings are a thing.)

So, that's how my day started.

Sitcom scene 2:

Work this afternoon: a customer told us that they had dropped off a circuit breaker to us for testing this past Monday and were checking on the status of it. No one knew what the customer was talking about. We checked the shop multiple times; there was no breaker to be had.

Salesman called the customer, who called their driver. Driver said swore up and down that he delivered it. "The woman by the door" witnessed the whole thing. Our woman by the door had no recollection of this. No one remembered receiving the breaker. The description the driver gave of the guy who took the breaker did not resemble any of our employees. Out of ideas, I told the salesman to ask the customer to make sure they dropped it off with us because none of this was familiar to anyone who was in the office on Monday.

Salesman called me back: "Did we having anyone painting outside the building on Monday?" Me: "... No."

Customer's driver said that when he dropped the breaker off, there were people painting outside and the back door was locked, so he had to turn around by the Dumpsters. Oh, and he asked for Danielle but no one knew who that was.

We have no back door. Our singular Dumpster is by the street. Everyone at my office knows who I am.

The guy had left the breaker at our competitor down the street.

(I mean, in all honesty, when no one knew the person he was supposed to be delivering the breaker to, one would think that would be a GIANT red flag that he might be in the wrong place, but apparently not.)

So, that's how my day ended.

#danielle's life stuff #my life is a sitcom #at least today anyway

[dropdafawkz]

I know we all have baggage about our exes but do you have literal baggage because my ex’s parents gave me this old luggage set they have and it’s so nice and I use it all the time

#dropdathoughtz #my life is a sitcom

[shouts-into-the-void]

Was watching a playthrough of Spirit Hunter: Death Mark again and when it got to the beginning scene with the clock chiming I thought it was happening irl because you can hear everything from outside my new apartment, and then I realized it WAS actually happening and a train was passing just as the scene came on

#also i can hear the neighbors below me and it sounds like they are playing basketball constantly #my life is a sitcom #spirit hunter #death mark #spirit hunter death mark

[millz404]

MILLIE

MILLLIE

MILLLLIE

MILLLLIEEEEEEEEEE

WHATS THE BEST WAY TO ANNOY A STERKE WITHOUT HIM ACTUALLY GETTIBG UPSET

TEEHAW

ask him to explain his fav thing, but ask him to elaborate on the simplest stuff

like "what do u mean the car can go??"

#my life is a sitcom

[sarah-airial]

Scenebot Submission: March 2023

Cady - Mixed Messages

My goodness, I can’t believe I forgot to post on here last month!!! Better late than never, yes?

#acting choices #acting career #acting #actor #actress #audition #casting #casting director #selftape #movie #hollywood #tv shows #behind the scenes #comedic #comedy #sitcom #my life is a sitcom #community sitcom #funny

[silly-centipede]

Me, who's hyperfixation is tech sitcoms: So I think that if they hadn't incorporated the AI into the system, it would've never come close to ending the world

My friend, who knows nothing of tech and hates sitcoms: Uh huh.

#sitcoms #my life is a sitcom #adhd #autism #i love autism #tech #silicon valley #silicon valley hbo #it crowd #the it crowd #sitcoms are everything to me #shitpost #nerd shit #im dying

[wordswithkittywitch]

Me: How do you make a lady gaga? You poke her face.

My mother: You can't make a lady gaga. She was born that way.

Me: Snrk.

My mother: I know one Lady Gaga song.

#my life is a sitcom #my joke was old but her comeback was fresh #my mother

[grimreapersnuisance]

#life quote #life #life lessons #life quotes #lifestyle #funny #funny memes #funny stuff #funny post #funny content #photography #photooftheday #snapshot #Snapchat #please help #my life is a mess #my life is a sitcom #end my suffering

[theactualsunshinechild]

I'm running a fever and as I've been left to my own devices I just.... shoved my entire hand into my cup of HOT FUCKING TEA to stir in the honey.

#my life is a sitcom #have you ever had a day so mindnumbingly bad that you uhhhhhh #*checks notes* #burn your whole hand without a second thought #luckily it isn't a bad burn #but sure cleared the head fog for a second there