#my intended next WIP of celeb chef x director who can't cook

[alienheartattack]

Me: Holy shit, I’ve written 30 chapters. What an accomplishment!

My brain: You’ve still got to write the downfall and resolution of this relationship arc. Which is gonna take another *checks notes* 10 to 15 chapters. At least.

Me: So we’re writing an 800 page romance novel, huh?

My brain: You’re damn straight.

Me: Ugh fine, I just want to finish it before the end of the year.

My brain: Sure. While we’re at it, here’s a flood of weekend-destroying inspiration for an idea you half-assed six months ago and are now obsessed with. Also, your MC is now physically based on a character design from that Dick Fight Island manga. You’re welcome. Lastly, fuck you.

#so right now that's THREE contemporary romance ideas I'm kicking around #my current WIP of goon girl x snooty guy #my intended next WIP of celeb chef x director who can't cook #and then this idea of actor x fan #and then there are the fanfiction ideas #meanwhile whenever I sit down to write my brain goes LOL NOPE DO NOT WANT #sigh #being inside my brain sure is interesting #the character from Dick Fight Island is Roro btw and he is a total daddy