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animatorweirdo · 2 years

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Frozen heart 3; the last echo

(This is a headcanon version of my continuation of frozen heart saga. I didn’t have the energy to make it into full series, so I made it into a headcanon version. I couldn't make this idea go away, so I wrote it and I hope you like it. I can assure the frozen heart series will end here, this is the last part,)

Warnings; angst, loneliness, fluff, family bonding, sad, a cannibal, harsh reality, injuries and mentions of death.

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-It was dark and cold. Your mind couldn't progress with what was happening. Your mind was blank, so you couldn't even comprehend anything. It was just empty.

-You couldn't see anything. It was pitch black, but you heard voices. They were distant and unclear. So you couldn't make anything out of them.

-Something was weighing you down, yet you felt you were levitating.

-Your mind couldn't think anything. What happened? Was this a dream of some sort? And what are those voices you kept hearing?

-Something crumbled in the weightless space, then you felt pressure pushing you upward.

-It was like a jolt of lighting went through your body, and your empty mind started to awake with thoughts.

-You opened your eyes, but you couldn't see anything. It was dark, and your vision was hazy. You felt the bubbles pushing you up, but something kept you down.

-Your mind was confused by the bubbles until you realized you weren't breathing.

-Your mind awakened in panic when you realized you were underwater and chains kept you down on the bottom. You tried to free yourself, but nothing happened until you heard a loud sound, and the chains loosened.

-The water stream then snatched you and flowed you through a tunnel.

-You screamed in panic as water-filled your throat, but then you saw the light with your hazy vision, and before you knew it, your body shot through the surface.

-You gasped and coughed when you breathed air inside your lungs. Your body ached in pain as the violent water geyser ejected you onto solid ground.

-Your vision became unclouded, and the first thing you saw was the empty eyes of the deer skull, which looked old and had cracks on its white surface.

-Your mind was screaming for an explanation. The cold wind embraced your soaked form, and you were shaking with clattering teeth. Hunger and thirst for clear water filled your mouth, and the first thing that came to your mind was a question.

-Where the hell are you?

-You gasped in fright when you saw giant spiders, but they left in fear when they saw you. You were confused, then a pair of elves in green appeared and stared at you with confused and alarmed expressions.

-You didn't think of them as a threat, so you asked them what happened and where are you exactly.

-Well, the elven scouts brought you into their underground kingdom, which looked oddly similar to another place you couldn't remember.

-They gave you some dry clothes and water because you were almost passing out from dehydration. They then brought you to meet their king because you were a trespasser, and your sudden appearance frightened the spiders for some reason.

-You were scared because these elves weren't friendly, so you weren't excited to meet their king. However, things went weird when the king saw you and apparently recognized you.

-You had no clue who king Thranduil was and how he seemed to know you.

-It then clicked, and you recognized him as the elven kid who once made fun of you. You don't know when or where. It was just a gut feeling.

-He demanded to know how you were alive after hundreds of years, confusing you because you did not have the answer. You asked about the Noldor elves because you had a feeling you might find the answer with them.

-Thranduil looked mad when you mentioned the Noldor but did tell you to find Rivendel and seek counsel from an elf known as Elrond.

-He gave you some stuff to travel, then kind of kicked you out of his kingdom.

-You were confused and frightened but then focused on finding Rivendel and talking with the guy named Elrond. Whoever he was.

-The snappy king gave you a map, so you had some idea where you were going.

-Traveling for days on foot was exhausting, but it gave you a chance to see and take in the world around you. Everything looked unfamiliar. It wasn't anything like the Beleriand you knew and remembered.

-When you think about it, you don't remember anything about what happened or why you were in that watery place. A headache would strike you if you tried to focus on it. It left you with several questions.

-Where was Himring? Is Camilla Okay? And what about Maglor?

-The last thing you remember was his scream and hand reaching out for you.

-Why was he crying? Did something terrible happen?

-Whatever it was, you hoped Elrond might have the answers you seek.

-You managed to find your way into Rivendel after a couple of days. You were exhausted and hungry. The lunch Mirkwood elves were so generous to give was not so fulfilling.

-Without Camilla, you were anxious to request the elven lord's audience, but you managed after he suddenly came to you when you arrived.

-You tried to explain your situation to him and asked if he knew anything about Maglor or Maedhros's fortress Himring.

-He was surprised when you spoke about them and asked many questions about how you knew about them.

-You tried to answer best with your current knowledge, but the conversation almost felt like an interrogation. What was up with these elves nowadays?

-Elrond then asked to meet you in private, bringing a strange wooden box.

-You were confused until he opened it, and you saw many of your old stuff in there, along with things Maglor liked to treasure.

-Your old phone is in a surprisingly well condition. Musical notes, drawings, and things you gave Maglor as a gift during his birthdays, like feather quills you made yourself and a special blanket he especially loved.

-Elves didn't celebrate their birthdays often, but you made that into a tradition with Maglor because you loved seeing him smile.

-Elrond then told you everything when you recognized the stuff in the box. He had a sense of familiarity when he saw you, and your reaction to the items confirmed his suspicion.

-He explained what happened during the first and second age. He also revealed that Maglor was technically his adoptive father. Maedhros and the rest of his brothers had unfortunately passed away, but he went missing after fulfilling the oath for the silmarils.

-You were shocked. The information was a lot to take in. The realization everything had changed, and the what's worse. Everyone you ever knew is dead.

-Maglor was missing, and there was no way Camilla was still alive. She must have passed away from old age or suffered another fate. The lack of information and the realization made you incredibly emotional.

-You almost suffered a panic attack when you realized you were alone. Alone with the wendigo.

-Luckily, Elrond managed to keep you calm, and you took hold of yourself.

-You had no idea what happened or why you were still alive, so you weren't sure what to do.

-You took time to think through your current situation. Elrond was kind enough to help you rest and gave you the ingredients needed to make the medicine. You didn't feel the wendigo's presence, but just in case.

-You managed to bond with Elrond as he spoke about Maglor and the good things that happened. It broke your heart when you heard how much Maglor grieved after your supposed death.

-Your death was sudden, and Maglor kept your stuff to feel closure.

-Your motivation started to build up, and you decided that you were going to look for Maglor.

-You wanted to see him again, especially since he has grandkids.

-Elrond's twin sons, Elladan and Elrohir, were super adorable. You started playing with them every time they saw you.

-Elrond supported your decision, giving pointers and possible locations to look from. It was an operation to find his dad and your lover.

-Last time Elrond saw him was when he vanished on the shores, so you might want to try your luck there.

-You felt sure and motivated. Elrond gave you a horse, supplies, and a weapon to defend yourself with. You were ready, so you set out toward Lindon.

-Everything happened fast, but you were ready to take it on because you needed answers. Morgoth was gone, so middle earth should be much safe for traveling.

-Well, you got that part wrong because you were ambushed by a group of orcs when you decided to take the mountain road.

-Your horse had run off, and you got terribly outnumbered, so you made a risky decision and jumped off the cliff.

-The orcs ran past you, but after some time to make sure you were on the clear. Your hands started slipping.

-You tried to climb back up in a panic but lost the hold of the edge and almost fell if someone didn't grab you and pull you up in time.

-You turned toward your savior, who was an elf with the shiniest blond hair ever.

-Finrod, he encountered your ran away horse and followed the orc tracks to you. He complimented and scolded how brave and foolish your stunt was.

-You had no time to deal with scolding, so you just grabbed your horse, thanked him for the save, and left.

-He then stopped you and explained Ulmo had sent him to assist you on your quest.

-You were confused because what did the valar of the ocean have anything to do with you.

-You then remember Finrod was one of Maglor's half cousins and died by wrestling a wolf. The revelation made you even more confused.

-Finrod was happy to explain Ulmo had come to him and asked him to assist you in finding Maglor. He agreed, hoping his cousin would have a chance for redemption. Thus he traveled back to middle earth from the undying lands.

-He was also aware of your unique situation and that you weren't from this world.

-You were confused but then thought that maybe Ulmo was the one who released you from that place.

-In the end, you let him tag along, and he was interesting company, to say at least.

-He talked a lot about the first age and asked a lot about your relationship with Maglor. He was a stranger to you but slowly revealed sweet things you had with Maglor and the motivation to find him.

-He was peculiarly interested in the song you kept humming. You explained Maglor it, and it gave you comfort, so he didn't push further.

-The travel soon ended when you reached Lindon.

-The city you arrived in was impressive and unlike anything you have ever seen.

-The place was huge, so you asked Finrod to talk with some people and gain info while you go wandering in the taverns and ports to find some rumors that could help.

-He found the plan reasonable and wished you good luck with your findings.

-You went to the ports and decided to test your social skills. Sailors and travelers always liked sharing stories, so you have a big chance to find something useful.

-Well, you learned many things, but whenever you asked about the Noldor or even mentioned the infamous feanorians. People would ramble about how terrible they were and how it was a good thing they perished with their oath.

-It was shocking. You knew Maglor and his brothers had a reputation because of the kinslaying. It has been hundreds of years. It shouldn't be this bad. What did they do to deserve this kind of hate?

-And you heard a lot about a creature called Helceth, a beast of winter, who devoured the evil. It was apparently a famous myth. You felt strange because the beast sounded oddly similar to the wendigo.

-You walked around, trying to decide where to look next. You had a bad feeling that you were about to face a horrible truth, and things weren't like what they seemed.

-You then heard your name getting called and dumbed on a familiar face.

-You felt happy when you saw it was Melui, an old friend. He was surprised but happy to see you, and you both hugged each other.

-The reunion was heart-filling, and he invited you for dinner to catch up.

-It was nice for a while. You explained your situation, and Melui was understanding, but he went quiet after you asked if Nelle was around.

-He revealed Nelle had died during the ransacking of Doriath. She got killed by the hands of one of Maglor's brothers, who came to seek the silmaril from Dior's hands.

-You were shocked to hear it. Melui then continued telling how Maglor and his brothers had caused even more gruesome kin slaying at the haven of Sirion. Melui was there, witnessing it all.

-You almost didn't believe it, but it made sense why people spoke so hatefully about them.

-Melui understood your wish to find him since you were alive and he was your lover, but he discouraged it because you shouldn't waste your time on someone who had caused so much evil.

-He will never be able to forgive the noldorian because, without him or his family, Nelle would have been alive. The two got together and planned to get married.

-Melui gave you hints on Noldor elves who defected from serving the feanorians. Someone there might give you more detailed answers.

-You thanked Melui and traveled to the place. There were a lot of Noldor elves who looked familiar, but then you managed to find someone even more familiar; Rhaon, Maglor's head guard.

-Rhaon was shocked to see you, but he was willing to talk about what happened and even gave more insight into what happened before your supposed death.

-You were on a trip but went missing with many others. It was most likely an orc attack. Maglor went to find and rescue you, but he returned empty-handed and said you had died.

-Your death caused Maglor to go into deep grief, and it was like he became lifeless when even more bad things happened.

-Camilla left and never came back. Rhaon wasn't sure what she did after your death, but there was no doubt she died from old age after many years.

-Rhaon then apologized. He wished to look after his lord but couldn't handle the orders. They became more mad and evil every day, so he defected before he would do something he would regret forever.

-You assured his defection was reasonable. You thanked him and wished him and his family a good life before leaving to return to Finrod.

-You were drained, to say at least. You never thought Maglor would do such horrible things. You needed to talk with Elrond because he didn't mention that he and his brother were taken as hostages, not adopted.

-Finrod was excited to tell you everything he learned, but he got quiet when he saw how tired you were and that you had a horrible reality check.

-You asked if he was aware of things that happened, and he answered he might have heard when he was still in Valinor. News reached far.

-You were tired and wished to go back to Rivendell. You didn't want to stay in Lindon because it was such a hate-filled place, so you two traveled overnight back to Rivendel.

-Elrond welcomed you back, but you asked if it was true; that Maglor had taken him and his twin brother as hostages during the last kinslaying.

-Elrond admitted it was true but then explained the situation changed, and he grew to love Maglor as his father. Maglor never treated him or his twin like hostages.

-He never thought Maglor was a terrible person by heart, and he learned about you when he coincidentally found the box Maglor treasured so much. Maglor spoke very fondly about you and all the stuff you did together. He missed you more than anyone.

-Maglor might have made the story and the infamous songs about Helceth since they were about you.

-You pretty much had an emotional breakdown, and Elrond tried his best to comfort you, but you just hugged him. You were confused and scared. You were all alone, and things had changed drastically. You weren't sure if you should look for Maglor anymore.

-Would he be happy to see you? Or will you face another gruesome truth?

-Elrond made you take time to rest before making drastic decisions. You were grateful because it gave you time to think.

-You bonded with him, and you two exchanged stories about Maglor and how things could have been.

-You adored him and his little family. The twins once heard you talking about Maglor and asked if you were their grandma. It was a surprising turn, but you went with it since Elrond didn't mind. Celebrian was a lovely elleth, and you were excited for her since she was expecting another bundle of joy.

-It was a funny turn when Elrond met Finrod. Elrond was confused and startled like a child, while Finrod was excited to meet his niece and nephew-in-law.

-Elladan and Elrohir were most excited to meet their supposed great uncle.

-You enjoyed the peace and no doubt grew to love Elrond, sometimes imagining he could have been your and Maglor's peredhel child since Maglor would have loved to have a family of his own.

-You too. If having children wasn't so risky for you. The wendigo can't reproduce or be inherited, so another wendigo wasn't the problem. It was the health problems your children would have gotten if you decided to have them.

-After some time and resting, Celebrian suggested visiting her mother.

-Galadriel had a vast knowledge about mystical arts, so she could help you regain your missing memories.

-You have heard about her, but you were not eager to find out what happened when you died. But since you were not a coward and used to facing things. You went for it, or you will never know what happened to you hundreds of years ago.

-The travel to Lothlorien wasn't too long. The place was beautiful and enchanting to your eyes. The reunion between Finrod and Galadriel was heartwarming, but when she saw you, though, things got weird.

-She knew who you were and that you possessed a dark curse. It was strange because you had never met her in your life, so how did she know.

-She then revealed she had met Camilla after your supposed death.

-Camilla had come to her on many occasions and tried everything to bring you back. She knew you didn't die after the incident. However, she didn't manage to find a way and thus passed away in the sands of time.

-Galadriel brought you to her mirror that could help you remember what exactly happened. She warned you the truth might be more gruesome, but you had faced many gruesome already, so what was the difference with this one.

-You looked into the mirror, and the mystery of your supposed death finally revealed itself, and you remembered.

-You were on a trip with elves because you liked traveling, but then the orcs came and slaughtered everyone except those who survived. You were among them and watched as the orcs sacrificed the people for darker power, then it came to you.

-Maglor came to rescue Camilla, but they witnessed you losing control and slaughtering everyone on your path.

-You escaped and returned normal, injured and alone.

-There was a lake, and Maglor found you, but then an arrow struck you in the heart, and a creature from underwater came and took you.

-You tried to struggle yourself free, but the creature wrapped itself around you and pulled you into the depths. They turned into chains, and you watched as Maglor tried to reach out for you, crying out your name.

-The darkness took you into its embrace, and you lost consciousness, your mind wandering into a dream-like state when you took your last breath, then nothing.

-You gazed away from the mirror with a beating heart, feeling the scar on your chest. You almost had a hard time breathing by the revelation.

-You were right from the start. You were sealed away by some darker magic and recently woke up when the effect grew weaker.

-Finrod tried to comfort you, knowing you were going much by the information. You wished to be alone, but then Galadriel revealed the place of Camilla's grave.

-She took you there and left you in peace. You fell on your knees, staring at the tombstone where Camilla's name was carved, and hugged it, finally reunited with your best friend, your only family.

-You didn't leave her side for a long time, and the elves let you grieve in peace. Finrod came to get you to rest and eat before you two made their way back toward Rivendel.

-You felt broken. Nothing helped you feel better, not even humming the songs.

-Finrod tried to console you, but you just questioned why he came and wanted to help you find Maglor.

-He revealed he wanted his cousin to find a second chance, but now he also wanted to reunite you two because it reminded him about the time his brother and a maiden named Andreth couldn't be together.

-He helped Beren and Luthien to be together since he made an oath, but now he wanted to make sure you and Maglor find each other again. He made a mistake once with his brother and Andreth. He was not going to sit by and watch your separation.

-You would find some comfort in his words, but things went sour when bandits ambushed you and tried to rob you.

-Finrod tried to negotiate with them, but it ended up in a fight, and Finrod tried to defend you since you were not in the right state of mind.

-You knew how to defend yourself, but then one of the bandits struck you in the head, causing your heart to beat in panic and pulse with a familiar sensation.

-Your eyes froze, and your teeth came out, allowing the monster within you to come out and lose control. It didn't feel better when the anger and despair enchanted the temptation to kill.

-You started slaughtering the men in a mindless rampage, and Finrod bore witness to the onslaught.

-He was frightened by your brutality, then you turned your gaze upon him and attacked, tackling him to the ground.

-He avoided your teeth by blunging his sword sheet between your mouth and pushing you away. He tried to call out for you, but you didn't answer. At that moment, he realized that you weren't there anymore. A beast was staring down at him with killing intent.

-He would feel hopeless because he didn't want to hurt you until he remembered the song you kept humming to yourself, the one Maglor made for you.

-Finrod started humming softly but loud enough to hear between your groans and growls.

-Your humanity slowly returned when you heard the song, and watery tears fell from your eyes as the frost melted.

-You felt immense regret and couldn't stop apologizing for what you did.

-Finrod consoled you, for now, he knew the curse you possessed wasn't just a curse, and he saw how much pain it caused you.

-You two were on your way back to Rivendel until something caught your attention.

-There was a whistling sound that sounded like a song.

-It called upon you, so you wandered off, following it. Finrod panicked when he saw you gone and tried to look for you.

-You followed the whistling, which turned into humming. It sounded familiar, filling your heart with hope.

-You frantically followed the humming to a beach and called out for Maglor because you were sure that was his voice.

-The humming continued, then a thick mist rose around you. You had a bad feeling when you heard the humming cease into silence.

-In the corner of your eye, you noticed a dark shadow and what seemed to be a blade. It all happened fast. The only thing that crossed your mind was that you fucked up.

-You merely avoided the blade. It managed to slice through your clothes, and now there was a nasty gash on your arm.

-When you saw your attacker, you almost whined in despair when you saw who it was. It was Langon. The shithead who tormented you and a guy with the longest grudge. He was out to get you for what you did when you took over the fortress.

-You tried to talk your way out of it, but the silver-haired maia was unhinged and wanted to finish what he should have done ages ago.

-You had trained with the sword, so you managed to hold yourself for a while. However, Langon was still a supernatural being, thus faster and stronger than you, so he got you down in mere minutes.

-Langon inflicted several deadly wounds on you. There was a low chance you would survive after this.

-He was ready to finish you off until you found a chance to plunge the sword into his side, paralyzing him and making him drop the weapon.

-You pushed him down, making sure your sword was stuck deeper into his side, before falling to the ground with deep breaths. The mist dissipated, allowing you to see the ocean and the land around you.

-Langon threw curses at you, unable to move and bleeding from his mouth. You asked what's his problem and why he would hold the grudge for so long. It wasn't your fault he lost the fortress. You were paying back the torment he gave you.

-He told you it wasn't about the fortress. It was the misfortune that happened to him caused by you. He already had a bad reputation due to his original mistake, but then you arrived, took away his only chance, and no one believed him.

-He was punished and humiliated, so that's why he swore to get his revenge on you.

-You asked, what was the worth of revenge when Morgoth was already gone, and even if he was still around, what's the point of pleasing him when he caused some much damage over one mistake.

-Morgoth was a shit boss, so why Langon should do anything for him anymore.

-Langon would curse at you, but stayed quiet, so you both sat in silence.

-You apologized that he had a thought life and tried to talk sense that he might have a better life if he repented and returned to the valars.

-He denied but you said it might be more worth it than living under his former lord's shadows. He should do what's best for him in exchange.

-He thought about it for a moment, then you decided to stay by his side since he was in the same predicament as you. Alone.

-He tried to make you go away that he didn't want your sympathy. You weren't sympathetic toward him, but you knew he was alone and no one was there for him. It was more out of gratitude that he was still around when everyone else you knew was gone.

-You were grateful to him. It might have cracked him in the end. He shed only one tear and told you how you were one of the cruelest yet the kindest monster alive.

-You only wished him good luck before he passed away. His body turned into dust, and grey flowers bloomed from the ground.

-You grabbed the deer's skull from your bag and looked it in the eye.

-You were tired of searching, so there was a one way how you could get Maglor to come for you, or to at least let him know you were still here.

-Wendigo's can howl and signal their position to others. It was a useless feat for them since they prefer to hunt alone but at this moment. It might be your only chance.

-Finrod called out for you, but then he stood before a tall beast with a face of a skull. It was a terrible sight to behold.

-You sucked in a breath, then allowed a roar-like scream to howl throughout the air, making Finrod cover his ears.

-The howl was so loud that there was no doubt that everyone in middle earth now knew of your existence.

-The skull broke into the piece, and your body turned back to human. You almost fell to the ground, but Finrod managed to catch you in time. He held you carefully due to your injuries.

-You asked what's the chance Maglor heard you. Finrod chuckled and assured that a howl like that would even put the mightiest wolves to shame. There's no way his foolish cousin wouldn't have heard you.

-You smiled and almost lost consciousness. Finrod tried to heal you much as he could, but he quickly brought you back to Rivendel for proper treatment because his powers alone were only enough to preserve your life force.

-Elrond tried his best, but your injuries were terrible, especially when you had poison in your blood. It almost made you laugh. Langon went all out just to kill you.

-Your survival now depends on luck. There was a low chance you would even survive the night.

-Finrod tried to assure you everything would be okay, but you had accepted your fate. You asked him to burn your body after you die. It was the only way to take the wendigo with you.

- Finrod denied it, hoping there might be a way to prolong your life. You made him shut up when you told him that you were tired. You didn't have the energy to continue anymore.

-You had no regrets, except that you couldn't see Maglor and bid him goodbye because, this time, you were going for good.

-You thanked Finrod for everything and slowly closed your eye. Finrod held your hand, tears falling from his eyes as your skin became cold to his touch.

-Besides the sea, a cloaked wanderer walked barefoot on its shore, humming and singing laments of things long past. He hummed a song he once made for the one who held his heart.

-The wind blew against his back, and a loud distant voice of a howl reached his ears. He stopped, frozen. His fingers seized playing the broken harp, and he couldn't bring his voice out, ending the melancholic singing.

-He turned slowly around to face the way where the wind blew against his face. The howl disappeared into the silence, but he could still hear it in his ears and heart.

-His eyes filled with tears. He could recognize the voice anywhere. It was from a beast of great terror. However, he knew the true wielder behind it.

-Unable to follow logic or the sense of mind that it might be tricks of his mind. Maglor dropped his broken harp and followed the wind that whispered to him to follow the call.

-He called out your name, his heart beating with hope for the first time in ages. It was like the sun shone upon him as he understood the message of your call. You are still here.

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randomwriteronline · 3 years

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"What's in here?"

Legend turns as fast as lightning and grabs the box from Skull Kid's hands before he even realizes what it is.

The little wooden arms audibly pop out of the small chest.

He quietly puts them back inside their sleeves.

"Let go of it." he orders.

The imp tilts their head: "What's in it?" they repeat, ignoring his words.

"None of your business."

"But I want to know."

He huffs: "My rings."

"The ones for the fingers?"

"Yes, the ones for the fingers."

"Can I see them?"

"Absolutely not."

"Why not?"

"Some of them are cursed and I wouldn't trust you with them."

"Oh." they freeze. Their mouth disappears - the lack of lips makes it melt back into their head perfectly.

They do not speak further.

Their hands still clutch the box.

"Let go of it." Legend orders again.

"It's a nice box." they murmur.

"Yes, it is. Now let go of it."

They hum.

"Do the rings possess people?" they whisper.

They seem very serious.

"No," Legend answers, "They're just your run-of-the-mill curses. Sucking your energy, weakening your body, all that."

"And they curse by touch?"

"No, no, only if you wear them."

"Oh!" they seem relieved.

"Now let go."

"Can I see them?"

Legend sighs deeply, rubbing at his eyelids.

"Fine." he conceds. "But don't touch them."

A beat of silence.

"So I can't see them?"

He gives them a look before remembering. Right. They're blind. Can't see. Right. Right.

He raises his index finger to press it to their completely flat nose: "I'll give you the not cursed ones," he states, "And you will give them back to me immediately. Deal?"

A grey wooden finger boops his own nose: "Deal!" Skull Kid grins with their sharp teeth.

The box opens with a click.

Legend rummages through the overflowing jewelry and hands them a small ring.

The imp examines it, curious: "There's a stone on it," they point out.

"Many of them have a gem," the hero replies.

"What stone is it?"

"Uh-" he snaps his fingers twice as he tries to remember: "Hydromelon tourmaline, I think this kind is called."

"Why's it called hydromelon tamaline?"

"Tourmaline - see, you know how a hydromelon looks like, right? Green outside, a bit red on the inside... This part here -" he moves their small digit to rub against part of the stone, "- This part is green, and the rest instead is this kind of reddish pink, like a hydromelon. That's why it's called like that."

"Oh... And the ta- t- tor-ma-lin part?"

"Tourmaline. That's just the kind of rock."

Skull Kid hands it back to him. He looks at them quizzically: "You don't wanna know what it does?"

"No," they answer simply, like a child, "I just want to see them. Are there any others with stones with two colors?"

Legend searches in the box and grabs a few.

"This one here -" he explains as he puts the first in their palm, "-This has an ametrine quartz. It's a mix of citrine quartz and amethyst - this part here is yellow, like the citrine, and this one is purple."

"Like the amethyst?"

"Exactly, like the amethyst. While this other one, this stone is called snowflake obsidian, and it has little white and grey dots all over."

"I think I know this one! It's black under the spots, right? It's black under it."

"Yep, yep. And this one - no wait, that's one of the cursed ones, hold on-"

Wind, Four and Hyrule return to camp first to find Legend so absolutely engrossed in the explanation of the different kinds of gems that he has not noticed how Skull Kid (who still diligently looks at every ring they are given and asks questions about them) has had their head turned towards the three man party for a while now, having sniffed them out rather easily. He is finally taken out of it when the imp waves blindly in the vague direction of the returning heroes.

"You said I couldn't even touch them!" Wind cries out, betrayed.

"They are just looking at them!" Legend replies immediately, "And they're looking at all the not cursed ones specifically!"

“That’s just blatant favoritism!”

“No it’s not!”

"They have pretty stones on top of them," Skull Kid chimes in, blissfully serene. Before the veteran hero can stop them their hand dives in the box and fishes out the first ring which was handed to them, holding it out for the young sailor to see: "Gold said this one's called hydromelon tor-ma-lin, because it's green and pink. It's nice, isn't it?"

"How did you even find it in that sea of rings?" Four asks, genuinely impressed, while Legend tries to takes the jewel back from the little wooden fingers.

"The shape and the stone are different," they explain, and to prove a point they fish out the snowflake obsidian as well, rubbing a thumb on the much smoother gem: "See? They're different! That's how I find them."

The veteran finally snatches the magical jewels: "Hey, hey! Put those back! We had a deal, the two of us."

The wooden child snickers. Four giggles a bit as well, inconspicuously going to sit next to Legend; Wind lets himself plomp down next to Skull Kid, neck stretching to better look at the rings, while Hyrule simply looks patiently at the seasoned hero as if waiting for an invitation that will have to inevitably come, because they're all terribly curious and no amount of fussing and grumbling will save Legend from the prying eyes dying to get even a glimpse of his vast collection of items this time.

Warriors returns to camp with Sky and Wild in tow, and they wave back at the little wooden hand that smelled them way before anybody could hear them. The strangeness of being presented with such a passionate gathering around a box of small jewelry does not fail to strike them - and it strikes Time and Twilight too, when they arrive soon after.

The Chosen Hero eyes curiously the clamoring group: "What are you doing?"

"None of your business!" Legend replies a bit too rudely while swatting away at Wind's hands as they reach for a cursed ring.

Hyrule smiles at them, sweetening the stress in the veteran's voice: "The little one managed to get him to share his rings!" he explains, pointing at the Skull Kid already on their feet and running to their dear friend, offering him an aventurine ring.

Warriors whistles, clearly interested.

"Forget it!" the veteran yells at him immediately, "I am not explaining all of this all over again!"

He jolts at the others, feverishly getting back all of his rings and slamming them in the box held possessively under his arm - he looks like a selfish bear stubbornly refusing to share a large bee-free beehive.

The last missing jewel he is unable to rip from the imp's little clutches.

Instead he accidentally rips their arm. Again.

The Chain freezes at the sight of the lone limb in Legend's grip.

Time laughs suddenly.

"I almost forgot you can do that," he says with disarming serenity.

Legend quickly puts the arm back where it should be; Skull Kid gives the ring back, snickering a little bit.

#linked universe #skull kid #skullkid #legend lu #random writing #'Gold' is a nickname for legend that skull kid made #dont worry i will get around to explaining that one #legend: i cant believe yall got attached to the bastard doll. what the hell #legend as he shares his rings with the bastard doll and grows attached to it: oh fuck. oh fuck oh shit. fuck. fUCK #my headcanons for skull kid are weird as hell #like ill start with a fairly ok one like them being blind #and then ill add that his body parts can just pop off like hes a barbie doll #and that his body is completely devoid of organs and/or bones #and that technically they dont even need to breathe and could walk on the bottom of the ocean by just eating rocks to weigh him down #and that they cant swim because theyre so light they always float on the water #and that they cry and bleed resin that turns to amber super quickly #and that having anything of their body cut off is literally a minor flesh wound bc they can just glue it all back together #and sometimes they act like a cat #and that he has nothing between his legs bc hes like. a literal doll child. why would he need that #and that he doesnt actually need? to eat or drink? or sleep? he just does bc he likes the feeling of doing them #and also that he doesnt have like. any bodily need #no bathroom break for them. Ever. They dont need that #ok thats all of them i think nghjgfjdgfj WOW those are a BUNCH of TAGS

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violettelueur · 3 years

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— ITADORI YUJI + GOJO SATORU + RYOMEN SUKUNA + NANAMI KENTO || THEIR S/O TURNING INTO BABIES/TODDLERS

↳ featuring : itadori yuji + gojo satoru + ryomen sukuna + nanami kento from jujutsu kaisen

↳ warnings : grammar issues

↳ form : headcanons

↳ published : 03 april

↳ pronouns : non specified in headcanon

↳ request : Hi! May I request a headcanon just like the previous one you did with the s/o turning into a child but with Gojo, Itadori, Sukuna and Nanami? Thank you, I'm always looking forward to your works and love them very much!!!

↳ barista’s notes : i am so sad that i didn’t enjoy jujutsu kaisen friday...it feels really weird to not watch an episode ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ but update on my life, on genshin impact i am on AR 39 since i finished my assession thingy and i am plannning to spend a lot on money on small business and skincare because it’s my two week holiday (if i do not become stingy because i am with money - call me MeiMei) and i can’t shop physically because of COVID....other than that, i hope you enjoy your cup of classic black coffee and come back soon ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ

Itadori would be most surprised out of everyone when he finds out that you have turned into a child. For example, he would wake up and would instantly fall off his bed once he finds a toddler in his presence.

The first person he will go to is Fushiguro because ‘best friends for life I say’ and to be honest, you will probably cry/become nervous the second you see him because he has an annoyed look on his face leading you to hide under the blanket.

Itadori will panic and pull you into his arms with the blanket over because you are just scared of his friend and Fushiguro will be confused since you were friends with him after all.

You will have the brightest smile when you are with Itadori and you love it when he would raise you up in the air because it seems like you are flying.

When Itadori runs, you will giggle so much because it’s like being in a race car because of how fast he goes and the first years will wonder why you are not scared one bit.

I feel like you are comfortable with other people carrying you like even Gojo can, but when you want to go to Itadori...they better pass you on to him.

You and Itadori will always high-five each other just to make you happy because you would always raise your hand to him.

What Itadori finds really adorable is when you pick up a basketball because it looks really big compared to your toddler size and it is extra adorable when you try to throw it into the hoop with a little jump to copy him...like it just doesn’t reach.

This is when he would carry you up in the air and allow you to place the ball into the hoop because he really loves it when you cheer brightly.

When you run around, expect either Itadori to run slower because it seems like you are having so much fun or him to scoop you up into his arms because he is just really fast.

If Sukuna appears on his cheek, you would either slap it because you think it’s weird or just stare because it’s something you don’t see every day.

Itadori will have to force himself to watch cartoons with you because that is the only thing you would watch rather than you regular anime/movie nights that you would have with him.

After the whole cursed technique has been reversed, you would have no recollection of what just happened for the past 24 hours leading Itadori to explain - but I feel like he is the type to rather giggle in the middle of his explanation leading you to ask Fushiguro and Kugsaki in the end.

When you have turned into a toddler, Gojo will have no clue on what to do or say - even though he technically raised Fushiguro, doesn’t mean he has parental skills...he knows how to financially support someone.

In the beginning, he would be looking at you with such endearment because of how adorable you look and will absolutely take thousands of photos of you.

However, it seemed like you somehow retained your personality because the second he takes the 1000th photo, you would smack the phone out of his hands, surprising him completely.

You seem to be quite a calm child since you don’t really refuse to let him carry you, you just let him while he parades you around the school to show you off.

You will call him ‘Mr’ - don’t know why...maybe to tease him.

Gojo is the type to spin you around and twirl you like a princess because you are and forever will be to him - he sort of begins to notice your quite a quiet child.

The first years would be really shocked at your new appearance, especially Fushiguro since you did raise him...now it’s kind of his turn…

Nanami will try to take you away from Gojo because he’s worried that his colleague will do something really stupid to the point where you are injured in the process - but your man is adamant that he won’t hurt you.

Gojo will treat you to many sweets and that will cause a little shine of excitement to shine in your eyes because it’s a kid’s dream, right?

He really likes to feed you because it seems fun to him - I can imagine him saying ‘here comes the train’ and you would just grab the fork and guide it to your mouth.

When Gojo finally lifts up his blindfold, you would be surprised by them because they are so shiny - like you would stare at them for quite a bit that causes Gojo to freeze because you were dead frozen.

But when you show the brightest smile and place your hand on his cheeks, he relaxes before letting you do what you want to do.

Say “Pwetty eyes” and Gojo will blush on the spot because you would always compliment his eyes when you were in your original form.

When the time has passed the 24-hour mark and you are back to normal, Gojo will instantly tell you what happened before you even ask - like “you were so adorable as a baby~ where are your baby photos?” while scrolling the pictures through his phone to show you.

He will 100% have baby fever after...

When Sukuna discovers you in your miniature form as a child, he will laugh at you for a good hour or more because he thinks how funny it is that you let a curse affect you like this.

However, what Sukuna finds really weird is that you’re not really afraid of him but rather interested because you would move closer to him to get a good look.

You will 100% tug on his kimono to get his attention and at first, it does annoy him completely because you are messing up with clothing but after a while, he finds it really assuming that you want his attention.

If you are in his domain, he will let you roam around in the water but he will find it really irritating that you are making loud noises since he is used to the quiet.

If you trip or fall down on your face, expect the King of Curses to laugh at you because he laughs at everyone’s misery - but he will be shocked that you haven’t cried at all.

He is the type of person that would say kids have no fear whatsoever - that is because of you.

Unlike the others, Sukuna will carry you by the collar of your shirt or just the back of your shirt and leave you hanging for some time - but it’s fun for you since you're just chilling and swinging.

Just because you are his significant other, doesn’t mean the word ‘brat’ won’t leave his mouth when he addresses you - the second you become a child, is the moment where you are a brat to him, but a brat that he loves.

After a while, when you start walking around in his domain after relaxing for some time, Sukuna would follow you slowly from behind because it just wants to see you waddle…

When you sit with him on his little skull seat, you will either play with his hands because his nails are just really long and you find that interesting or you would trace his marks because who the hell has marks on their face?

Sukuna would once again comment how children have no fears but wouldn’t stop you from touching the markings that he has on his face because he finds your expression of awe quite funny.

When you go back to your original form and remember nothing, Sukuna wouldn’t really tell you what happened but will just give you a smirk before saying “so what are you going to repay me with since you annoyed me so much as a little brat?” - huh?

When Nanami finds you in your little toddler state after being hit with a curse technique, he will literally have a whole staring contest with you for a few minutes.

You would probably stare at him for quite some time as well before either your eyes begin to tear up because he looks really scary or your arms would raise up, conveying to him that you want to be picked up.

You would call him ‘Nanamin’ just like how Itadori does and when Itadori finds out, he can’t help but find it really cute that you have picked up his habit.

For a child, you are quite interactive since when Nanami comes back to inform the school, you would wave to greet everyone that walks past and Gojo will find it really amusing - Nanami wouldn’t show it, but he thinks it’s endearing of you.

Gojo will definitely laugh at you for sometime before reaching out to hold you, only for you to wrap your arms around Nanami’s neck really tightly.

You would definitely fiddle with his glasses and try to put them on your face because it seems fun and you always wanted to try them on - now you have an excuse.

Nanami will make sure that you are well taken care of. He will make sure that you have eaten, hydrated with water, be in safe hands if he needs to go somewhere and he will help you clean up if you need help.

Let's just say he is the most responsible out of the four people in this headcanon right now because he is Nanami Kento.

If you somehow manage to get close to his weapon, he will quickly take it away from your reach because he is worried that you might hurt yourself.

Nanami has made one rule to himself and that is to never leave you in the care of Gojo Satoru because he has no idea what he would do with you - I don’t think he would take you to Ino as well because...it’s Ino (In conclusion, he will leave you to Shoko).

When Ino first sees you, he thinks Nanami is joking with him until he notices how much the child looks like you, only to shout your name in complete surprise causing you to giggle because it’s a funny sight.

If you snuggle your head in the crook of his neck, Nanami can’t help but smile slightly because it reminds him now you would do that as an adult when he came home from work and he can’t help but find it adorable that you kept that habit.

When you go back to your adult form after the 24 hours are up, Nanami will tell you what happened if you want to know and will probably warn you about the blackmail material Gojo has gained in the process.

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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do you have any HC's about the gang? I'm starving for content right now lmao

ANON THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO YELL ABOUT HEADCANONS

I could probably talk for hours about this so,, I’m just gonna give a quick rundown of some Goofy ideas that have been oozing outta my ears.

THIS TURNED OUT KINDA LONG SORRY

Canonically The Gang has been working together for like a year (I think Myc mentions it?) , but I feel like each of em probably worked at Cognito for a while before that?

Chronologically? Gigi has been working there the longest imo.

Most of the members of The Gang were working at Cognito independently for ages before ever realizing each other existed ksljd;

Andre and Glenn were the only ones who knew each other before everyone got Combined bc of the whole Surgery debacle

Don’t even try to guess how old Gigi is. Whatever you guess is gonna be wrong. She constantly lies about her age, it’s a different answer every time smdnsmdns.

There may or may not be an ongoing betting pool about this.

OK BUT INTERACTIONS?? BTWN THESE BASTARDS??

Karaoke night is already given to us in canon, but I raise you : board game night.

On nights where they’re forced to go through a bunch of footage, monitor cameras, track a specific target - they do literally anything but that

LISTEN they know it’s important work but fuck if it isn’t boring as hell

Ofc Brett is the one to suggest board games, and nobody wants to crush his enthusiasm when he pulls out Monopoly </3

Eventually it just becomes,, A Thing They Do

There is a very specific seating order to avoid Strangulation, because these clowns get competitive as hell.

Glenn loves Risk. Brett is the only one who will play with him. It’s a sad affair.

Robotus vs Reagan in Chess. The rest of them are the peanut gallery - they will not stop making Hal 9000 jokes, much to his dismay.

Glenn watching Andre play operation makes him regret every life choice he’s ever made

Myc calls scrabble an ‘old lady game’ but always plays bc he was around for the invention of language and you’d better BELIEVE HES GONNA USE THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE

Still gets his ass handed to himself on a silver platter by Gigi.

On the same note

Myc, Andre and Gigi have regular Arcade Machine Nights at McUltra’s. The machines have to get rotated every few months bc Polybius does Weird Shit when left in one place for too long. Fighting games are their collective favorites, second is racing.

Myc isn’t allowed to go outside bc,, obvious reasons, so he’s had plenty of time to practice

Andre did High Stakes Elder Scrolls in high school,, this man is an absolute Dork. Class A Dweeb. <3 combos are etched into his skull.

Gigi is competitive, esp against these two Clowns(tm), PLUS I like to think she used to love Arcades as a kid and went after school. I have no reason behind this its just cute and i love her dearly. Shes got the skill to back up the confidence

The combination of watching the three of them play together is like to a grandmaster chess competition, with only slightly more swearing and drugs

EEE I KINDA RAMBLED HERE but please lmk what you thought klajdlsak this was so so fun

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holographicang3l · 3 years

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My hot take on the Evangelion 3.0+1.0 movie

-40 mins of shinji crying, trying to get over the trauma seeing Kaworus head explode and splatter across the window is relatable.

- Mari confused the fuck out of me. Her existence didn't make much sense but ok. Too much boob shots, too much fan service.

- Asukas story was good. Liked that she's also a Type series like Rei. Too much fanserves. They put a shit ton of detail on her naked body. I hated it.

- the Angel concept of Asuka was cool though it was predictable.

- So little of Ritsuko and Misato. Little to no personality.

- Kaji probably controlled Mark 6 to cut off Liliths head to stop the impact. (theory / headcanon / could have been kaworu as well but damn)

- hated that everyone was blaming shinji even tho he saved everyone at the same time. Ungreatful people, trying to blame a kid for ALLL the mess is pretty messed up.

- Kaworu and Asukas soul piloting Eva 13 lmao (I assume at least that's the case)

- I was laughing so ugly about the animation fo 3d Rei. Didn't give me the creeps, I was just making fun of it.

- some scenes are quiet awkwardly cut.

-I HATED the 3d fight between Eva 13 and Eva 1. It felt unfinished and unpolished.

- I did like the trueman show style of backdrop in the fight, where Eva 01 slammed through the scene wall.

- funny headless mannequin flying hand in hand 3d style. Looked ugly af but I can see the artistics in it.

- Weird but, the voice of Fuyutsuki sounded off, as if it was wrongly recorded. Maybe it was just me.

- "The key of Nebukadnezar ITS FULL CYCLE BOYS" urgh.

- Shinji putting the fucking dss choker on like the Chad he is.

- finally got in the fucking robot. What a huge Chad.

-crying kaworu was nice. Made him more human.

- didn't see it as if Shinji thinks Kaworu as his father figure, Idk how people can interpret that shit. They just come off as similar. Just because I see someone similar to a family member doesn't mean that I see them as a father or mother figure yall just interpret what you want to.

- Timeloop theory confirmed, we did it boys, depression is no more.

- it felt like a shit ton of things got cut off due to the awkward pacing, dialouge and some scenes.

- Ryo-chan I can't fucking-

- Commander Nagisa ✨ It was all an elaborate plan. Kaworu probably developed the Anti L- barrier thing or at least helped. (headcanon)

- Kaji was like father to me (probably kaworu somehow)

- melon farmer Kaworu confirmed

- Adult shinji, bantering with Mari.

-don't like the boob thing tho.

- hated the fan service. Loaded like a baked potato.

-Rei was fucking cute

- I would die for her.

- Fuck gendou

-I will not sympathies with a fucking egomaniac.

- dude fucked humanity bcs he couldn't accept the death of his wife.

- super obsessed.

-what a moron. I swear.

- Gendo hugging Shinji was cute tho.

- can't accept his apology tho, still asshole, can go rot in hell.

- All parents are assholes in Eva except Touji and Hikari.

-Tsubume and Rei fucking cute I swear.

- Kensuke is the ultimate winner, he looks handsome. Would fuck

- Rei and the farmer woman were cute, I want more content.

- End scene was stupid.

- the ending in general was good tho.

- felt bitter sweet but also satisfying.

- One LAST kiss slaps

- What if?: orchestra, piano slapped my soul into the Anti universe and now I'm sitting on the Golgatha object, ready to find Kaworu.

- I wanted them to be all happy.

-hopefully they are.

- Mari and Shinji probably endgame

- probably just friends tho, I mean come on.

-kawoshinners are crying.

- Kaworu going to super hell (predicted, it's all full cycle kids, go home)

MORE STUFF!!

- Maria Iskariot?! I mean what (yeah I know what the innuation is here but still)

- Asuka is a clone, guess Langley was the Original but died and the Shikinami series was deployed Idk, I'm not anno.

- Fucking technoblabble and pseudo-philosophy

- my brain melted trying to understand half of the bs that was spoken about

- I like Ryoji Kaji Jr. He's cute. I want 500 fanfics of him being a cute gardener and being best friends with kaworu (please im in pain help me)

- Parallels between Gendou and Ritsuko shooting at each other *chefs kiss*

- the detail in the scenery was just amazing.

- I'm a headless wandering Eva (no thoughts head empty)

- I missed the mass production Eva's (way cooler though I really liked the skull Eva's as well)

- give me a 14 years before prequel or give me death (probably gonna die before it comes out)

- I swear I was so sad when doppelganger Rei busted into Fanta, best development of Rei ngl

- I can not stop my anger with Gendou I swear.

-I don't care how he's written Gendo/ Gendou/Gendoh, all versions are assholes

- That L barrier thing in Asukas eye was the most painful thing to watch. Body gore Asuka as always.

- NEON GENESIS

- "I'll come and get you Shinji" SHUT UP

- The self insert story was funny tho ngl

- That hair flip was fabulous

- KaWoRu AnD rEi aRe StAnDinG in ClOsE pRoXiMiTy ThEy mUsT bE tOgEtHeR (what the fuck, can't people have normal friends from the other gender? )

- ShInJi aNd MaRi hElD hAnDs ThEy mUsT bE tOgEThEr (what the fuck, can't friends of the other gender hold hands? Does that mean I'm dating my best friend for holding his hand?! MAKE SENSE PEOPLE)

- UwU Asushin is Canon UwU (In the past maybe, was a huge cockblock from anno here, go cry in a corner and read your top rated evageek hentai manga of Asuka x Shinji Jesus christ (don't slaughter me) )

- God is dead after the stunt Gendou pulled and Kawoshin is (no) more (lmao no but yes but no, don't slaughter me)

- UNIT8 be like: "you're talking mad shit for someone being in consuming range" and proceeds to eat all the units (vore is strong in this one)

- Eva 13 and Eva 1 hugging (and penetrating) best shit I've seen

- Maris scream for Asuka was painful. It ripped my heart in pieces.

- Angel Unit2 was too short. I want more of that.

-That tiny Kaworu in the background while Angel Asuka absorbs Shikinami (I don't know fam, the movie is confusing)

- I read somewhere that Headless kaworu corpse playing the piano in the entry plug was cut off from the script and Im not sure if that is true but I would have LOVED TO SEE IT

- Eva 3.0+1.0 was annos huge middle finger to all of Evangelion and I love it.

- tells us to grow up and stop hyperfocusing at the characters proceeds to make them as sexual as possible lmfaooo

- That Lance of WILLE thing looks like something out of Darling in the FRANXX series and I laughed so hard.

- YUI Yui YUI YUI Yui Yui YUI

- there you are YUI?!

- Mom was in me (I want to die)

- Gonna use plot device shit to make a Lance out of a spine (damn shinji obtained a backbone to defeat his deadbeat father, I would have never seen this coming *irony*)

- Gotta defeat your dad with the power of friendship TALKING (like any human being does)

- Anno says byebye (proceeds to think of 14 years past prequel, it makes money so I guess)

- Anno says grow up, proceeds to slap the fans in the face that you should stop using escapism as a coping mechanism in a world that makes you feel miserable and being in constant pressure to uphold a stupid image and start to live even though you're forced to work as much as possible with makes living hard af (I dotn know if you understand what I was trying to tell with this but if you do *Finger guns*)

- Give me the uncut version in a year or I riot

Thanks.

#evangelion #Spoilers #evangelion 3.0+1.0 #SPOILERS

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pikaflute · 3 years

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hi, sudafed cleared my sinuses long enough to think so here’s a giant post about most of my charles headcanons

Playlist

OH btw here’s my 4 hour and 23 minute playlist for Charles. Enjoy. Yes I know I’m insane: https://open.spotify.com/user/pikaflute24/playlist/4DBxaaxbqsmJt9Fvl8AgwZ?si=OcXlYCdFRzOhuKa4p_HdUQ

General Headcanons

He was born November 24 1965. He’s currently 56, but I usually write him in his late 40s in most fanfic and content I make. So there’s this middle aged man....

He has hazel eyes. Sometimes they look green, sometimes brown. Sometimes they’ll be white but that’s when he’s using his magic so mind your business

Gear brand over his heart >:)c

:) i think he has piercings and tattoos, a skull (dead man teehee) on his upper arm, a tattoo of a date (the date pickles and him first met TEEHEE) on his left arm also has a tattoo on his arm of the day he “died” on his right. had his ears pierced when he was a teen.

Has a sweet tooth so hard. Smuggles in treats into the drawers of his desk just to snack on during the day and has a mini fridge just filled with ice cream and also sorts of other goodies. He loves brownies and cookies the most

Likes to work out and keep himself in shape. it takes his mind off of stressful things like work and the boys, and just take his morning practice sparring and doing various exercises in the mordhaus gym.

he’s uh also very flexible so he does yoga a lot when he exercises. don’t. look too deep into that

cannot cook to save his life. he almost burned mordhaus down trying to make himself a sandwich

he can play guitar! he used to play it more often when he was younger but he rarely has the time to play it nowadays. when he does get to play it, it’s usually in private (and mainly songs by dethklok), or it’s to show off to a certain lead guitarist that yes he is playing that solo wrong

he’s ambidextrous but prefers using his right hand. he’ll use his left hand to spar in order to go easy on his opponents because hes a smug cunt

he’s 5′7 but intimidation factor adds a couple inches doesn’t it

has a scorpion named princess as a pet. he lets her sit on his desk sometimes and it scares the shit out of dethklok which makes charles laugh on the inside

hes also a cat person. one time toki brought a cat home and it settled on charles’ lap and he almost cried

loves to be a smug asshole and relishes in it. will not take shit from anyone, especially from some asshole who is trying to pull one over on him

he has no idea how social media works at all. will print memes out to show to dethklok, he’s very fond of cat memes specifically (i can has cheeseburger type beat)

he has no idea what any internet memes means he isn’t going to start learning. he is going to misuse internet phrases. are you boys, ah, finding the imposter? [cue five groans from dethklok]

knows a lot of languages. not a comprehensive list but: french, swedish, norwegian, spanish, italian, japanese, chinese, german, russian and korean

is very competitive. scarily competitive. once he starts losing in smash or mario kart all hell will break lose

very bad at showing emotions or affection, when he gets compliments he gets all red and quiet and mumbles a thank you.

weird about being touched as well and will usually avoid it unless it’s with someone he trusts

speaking of, his love language is acts of service :)c

hates being called charlie or chuck, unless the right person calls him it ;)

he’s autistic. was nonverbal for most of his life and only talked to certain people, or anyone at all. he stims with his hands and uses his pens to fidget.

has a collection of novelty socks. he likes the ones that have polka dots or stripes

sleeps with a garfield plushie he had since he was younger. it helps him with the nightmares

when any of the boys need help sleeping (usually toki or pickles), he’ll sleep with them in his bed. after dying he had trouble sleeping some nights, so dethklok returned the favor and all piled up in his bed and helped him sleep. he didnt have nightmares after that night

hes nearsighted, and prefers to wear glasses over contacts

lactose intolerant, hes still eating mac n cheese and paying the price

metalhead but pretends to not be just to mess with his boys

crippling addiction to match 3 games. also loves to play minecraft.

overly self sacrificial. puts ones he love needs before his own, results in himself being very isolated and distant from those he cares about because he’s afraid of hurting them

his favorite colors are black and purple

coffee kinda guy. black coffee or bust

has a lot of cute novelty mugs to put his coffee in. he ones from places where dethklok tours, dethklok official ones (the only two that aren’t adorned with spikes), some cat themed ones, a couple that have ties and math references, and one from his boys that says “most brutal manager”. he drinks out of that last one the most

he has a couple of grey hairs and wrinkles, but he keeps them because they remind him that he’s human. also pickles said old men were hot but you didnt hear that from me

likes to play chess but he can never find a good opponent. all the klokateers are too scared if they win and dethklok is too distracted to ever play with him or they end up losing to quickly if charles plays against them

really wants kids. he babies his sister’s sons and daughters a TON (uncle charles always brings the best gifts :) ) and also treats toki like his own son in a way. toki doesnt mind, he really appreciates the love

speaking of, toki does call charles dad once and it makes charles cry for like. a week and a half

his favorite dethklok song is the gears :)

he likes to collect knives as a side hobby, his favorite of his collection is a sleek black one with skulls on the handle

he has a motorcycle and likes to drive it around sometimes to just be alone with himself. it’s all black with a red gear on it

lightweight but only if he drinks the amount dethklok drinks. can hold his alcohol fairly well if he drinks like a sensible human, prefers brandy and wine

he can smoke cigars to be sexy for me and me ONLY

likes to read in his spare time. he likes mystery novels and science fiction

he has soft spot for cheesy sitcoms, they’re his guilty pleasure

his favorite youtuber is lockpickinglawyer. yours should be too

usually sleeps in only his boxers but will wear a shirt if its’s cold. he tends to sleep on his side (also wants to be the little spoon when cuddled but he will never admit that)

takes vacations sometimes away from the boys despite his worry that something will go wrong (it will!). many of his vacations are usually going to visit his family and going to the shore with them, or travelling to somewhere new for a change (cue charles being a yakuza substory on his one vacation per year)

he can sew pretty well. learned from his mom and used to sew the whole his sister use to put through her soccer uniform.

can also do makeup, and usually does it for one of the boys of there’s no one else around to help

bites his lip when he’s nervous. which is a lot

likes chococat and gudetama. he’s a man of tastes

laughs really loud if you catch him off guard. he snorts sometimes too. he’s embarrassed by it, but i think its’ cute

loves law and order obviously

he likes men

has a lot of pent up rage. very good at compressing it. sometimes

as high priest, he stays up very late trying to decipher the ancient prophecies that dethklok needed to fulfill. he doesnt sleep very much when he starts out because he misses home, so the band makes him come back (or else)

also as high priest he becomes more intune with magic granted to him after he died and he mainly uses his magic to protect his boys when they go back to being a band. also to fuck with them

the band he managed before dethklok was a band named savior who said they were a metal band with a unique sound, but that unique sound was actually just being a christian metal band that were bad at playing music. they also treated charles like shit and blamed him for them doing so poorly with sales and shows. had an unfortunate “accident” with a tour bus after charles had enough of their attitude towards him. he denies he had anything to do with it (he did.)

Family/Childhood

He’s the baby of the family. Spoiled rotten to the max. He doesn’t admit it though but whenever he comes home you know he abuses the “:)c im the favorite” card

He has 4 older sisters: Caroline who is a high school civics teacher, Cynthia who is a librarian, Callie who is a coach for a soccer team, and Charlotte who is a lawyer/manager who manages Ladyklok, which gets awkward (and funny) when Abigail starts dating the lead singer Natalie

charles is actually one of the tallest in his family. his dad is 6’1 and his older sister Callie is 5’11. cynthia is 5’6, caroline is 5’6, and his mom and charlotte are 5’5.

his mom is a doctor and his dad is an accountant. his mom’s name is giovanna and his dad’s name is elijah

caroline is the oldest sister, followed by cynthia, callie, charlotte then charles.

Charlotte and Charles are sworn enemies since they were born on the same day a year apart and basically have the same job. They do love each other though

His father calls him Charles. Caroline and Cynthia call him Charlie. Callie calls him Chuck. Charlotte calls him Charles (derogatory). His mom calls him a whole slew of nicknames that she made up when he was young (she calls him cheese ball and he turns red)

caroline has a wife (lauren who is a chef) and two kids (evan and shelby)

cynthia is dating a coworker (viola)

callie has a husband (john who is a stay at home dad) and they have three kids (brenda, melissa, and jeff)

charlotte is dating ladyklok (and abigail). this is a weird flex on charles i think.

He had a race car bed when he was like 5

He also was also one of those kids at family game night. He almost killed Cynthia over a game of monopoly

Always got to lick the spoon first after his mom baked brownies

He grew up in North Jersey (derogatory) (also yes im projecting state shot)

He’s also Italian (derogatory)

He got bullied in middle school for a little bit but once his older sisters found out, oh boy did all hell break loose

Was in band in high school. He played flute (DONT TALK TO ME I LIKE PROJECTING), he was of course a soloist and incredibly smug about it

Took gymnastics as a kid. Can do a backflip on command. Also very flexible.

First manager gig was helping his sisters sell girl scout cookies. They raked in a lot of profits when baby bro was behind the scenes. His cut was eating thin mints for free

Loved Star Trek when he was a kid

Was incredibly gifted, and taught himself to read at a young age. didn’t talk that much though

was always sick when he was little. he would always get sinus infections and colds if someone even sneezed weird

was in mock trial in high school. one guy on his team was a jerk to him so charles made it a point to be this poor kid’s nemesis

was on the student council, treasurer of course.

was also in nhs, and he was treasurer there too

was that kid who insisted on doing the group project by himself because he didn’t want to wait on anyone to finish their part

was super rowdy as a kid, always got into trouble but his mom was a little lenient of punishment (hes a mommas boy)

when he was like super young he bit people cause he was just a little monster (charles' sisters: mom charles is biting again. charles, biting one of them: im not :/ sheesh)

wanted to be a lawyer since he was 7

put his own siblings and parents on trial and would win every trial and would always get the last cookie or a higher allowance

he shared his room with his sister Charlotte and they would set up a pillow fort on one of the beds and stay up late reading together

loved going to the beach as a kid, his mom still has his collection of shells from the beach

on the boardwalk, he would dominate at claw machines anad carnival games. he won a bunch of plushies from himself (and his sisters obviously)

his dad and him have a super close bond. they watched star trek together and also like to watch how the stock market would do. his dad was also sometimes the judge in charles’ mock trials at home

they were very supportive when he came out as gay, he was also the first of his sibilings to come out of the closet

College

Got his masters in business management at rutgers and a JD (law degree) from seton hall law.

Started college when he was 18 (1983) and ended college when he was 26 (1991)

Wasn’t a party guy. Never got invited to many, but he never went unless a certain redhead was in town

Sustained himself off of ramen, coffee, and SSRIs to get his masters (hey man i feel ya)

Did weed like three times. Three of those times were because of, you guessed it, a certain redhead

Speaking of, his first time having sex was in his dorm with Pickles. Pickles also kicked him off of the bed (those beds are fucking tiny) while they slept, and almost burned Charles’ dorm down trying to make toast the next morning

Absolute did not do essays until the night before. Bad habit that made it’s way into Dethklok managing when he’s forced to write a legal brief before 12 am.

Loved calculus 2 for some reason. Nerd

Had a mullet. Pickles thought it was hot (still is) while Charles would rather die than remember anything about that horrid hairdo

Also went through his goth/emo phase while in Law School. He stuck out amongst the sea of sweater vests and polo shirts

Was in a band with his fellow college bandmates. The band was called Habeas Corpses and he was the lead singer who also played guitar. Their sound was kind of similar to TWRP’s first two EPs (The Device and 2nite). they had a grunge aesthetic, and yes charles dyed his mullet black (with a purple streak), for the band.

his bandmates were all fellow law students. dillan was on drums, margaret was their bass guitar, and nick was their keyboardist. all three of them also got tutored by charles while in law school. they are still best friends and write to each other sometimes

Was on the debate team, but uh kicked off due to be very competitive (he threatened to punch the opposing debater)

Was also in the chess club, also kicked off for being too competitive (lunged at a kid for cheating)

After being kicked from the two previous clubs, he joined fencing, his very competitive nature made him the best in the state

nick (the guy in charles’ band) was charles’ roommate the whole time they were in college. they may or may not have had a brief relationship before they realized they would be better as friends

nick also has a nes and charles loved to played zelda and wrote an entire guide for himself because he’s was that into the game (nerd)

occasionally would be found sleeping in the library on campus

wanted to be an RA but the resident association at his schools thought he was a little much. charles took this as a compliment

worked out a lot between studying and classes. a lot of jocks underestimated him because of his size but charles was just :) [casually lifts something heavy]

a lot of fellow classmates thought he was super cool cause of the leather he wore, and how cool and quiet he was, too bad they didnt know he was a huge nerd

tried skateboarding. once.

had a cadillac that barely started and drove like a piece of shit but that was charles’ baby

pickles tried to have sex with charles in said car btw, charles almost killed him for even daring to suggest to tarnish his beautiful baby

has damaged his back permanently because of all the books he used to carry around in his crappy back pack

did some modelling for one of his friends in college. he was very attractive and got some other modelling job through it. he tries to hide that from the boys in the future because he thinks it’s embarrassing

Relationship with Dethklok

Pickles - he’s known the drummer the longest out of any other member, and if you couldn’t tell by now, he had a brief relationship with the drummer back in the 80s (and maybe also still has a crush on him :)). charles respects and admires pickles’ talent as a musician and sometimes they play together when they have time alone. he tries to be there when pickles has a relapse in either emotions with his family or something else, but still tries to maintain a distance because he thinks that pickles doesn’t feel the same as he did in the 80s. (he does btw). nothing could break the bond these two share. not even death

Nathan - understands nathan’s quiet nature (nonverbal kings!) and strive for perfection in everything dethklok creates because he is the same way. their similarities allow them to connect on a level that allows nathan to open up about his feelings that he likes to lock away. nathan also gets charles to open his feelings up and actually care for himself for once in his damn life. charles also helps nathan with the depression he develops after charles dies and how to deal with it despite it being not brutal. nathan wants to give back and he does by becoming one of charles’ closest friends (and maybe even lovers hehehe)

Toki - charles has taken it upon himself to be toki’s father figure after seeing the way toki’s family has left him for essentially dead. ever since toki joined the band, charles has made it a point to be there for him whenever he needed it. even if it meant spending late nights reading to toki or sleeping over in toki’s room to help him sleep, he’ll do it. he blames himself for toki’s disappearance but toki assures him that he did the best he could. toki calls him dad a lot after doomstar. it makes charles cry.

Skwisgaar - unstoppable asshole meets immovable object. skwisgaar sees himself above everyone else like he does with the other dethklok members but with charles, skwisgaar knows that charles isn’t intimidated by him nor will he bow to the guitar god in anyway. this develops a game of cat and mouse between the two, with skwisgaar trying to no subtly push charles’ buttons and to see what makes him ticks, while charles resist him at every turn with a smug ‘:) is that all you got’ and it delights him to finally see the guitarist squirm under pressure.

Murderface - at first the two are very. distant to say the least. murderface used to see charles as unemotional robot and charles was fine with that and accepted the distance. overtime however, and especially after charles died, murderface warmed up to charles confiding in him things he hasn’t told the band, mainly things about his insecurities because charles is ‘fucking smart with crap like this’. and charles helps him and is happy to see him work out his problems and not bottle them anymore like the rest of his bandmates. charles also enjoys murderface’s company as a friend as well. and….he’s gonna help murderface the most with the whole traitor stuff too.

Abigail - mlm and wlw hostility. but seriously they’re good buds. he sympathizes with having to deal the moronic actions of dethklok on a daily basis and also thinks she’s really intelligent and overall fun to hang out with. they take lunch breaks frequently together and like to make fun of people at dethklok dinners together as a fun activity together. abigail will bully his ass once she finds out she’s dating charles’ sister and WILL bring up those baby pictures to get a higher raise thank you very much

Knubbler - can you say coworker besties! like abigail, he gets along because they both have to deal with dethklok being, well dethklok, but with knubbler, charles can relax a little more. the two cause problems on purpose just because they can. the two are also close friends and knubbler tries to get charles to relax for once in his life, and despite charles protests and objections, he sometimes caves and hands out with his friend (maybe boyfriend OOOOO who knows)

Sex Headcanons (IM SORRY)

um maybe he can have a giant dick (10 inches for me), it do be swinging though

daddy kink (everyone stay on this side, ill take care of him….come to daddy ;)c)

likes to do roleplay. he has a lot of costumes prepared for when his partner wants to do a scene with him

likes to bite and be bitten during sex. after a very long night, he’ll be covered in bite marks, it’s kinda hot

no gag reflex ;) he likes to deepthroat but good luck trying to get him to go down on you without him teasing

remember how i said he was flexible like eight times? yeah he uh, uses that a lot to his advantage. likes being fucked in weird positions because of it

the suit stays on during sex

he likes topping because he likes to be in control of everything he does all the time, but really wants to be told what to do sometimes and will let those he trusts do that for him

he has a dick piercing i know it

he's a very busy man, so he relies on his huge collection of toys he keeps in his bedroom and office

really good with his hands. as soon as those hands are on you, its game over

he loves to do it on his desk, makes him feel powerful. when he gets blown under his desk, it really takes all of his willpower to not cum immediately

really sensitive in weird places, specifically his ears

he likes to cuddle after sex, hes the little spoon :)

likes to be tied up, sometimes he’ll get tied up under his suit

mating press and riding are his favorite positions, giving and receiving

size queen, likes large toys and well ;)

has a private room that he sometimes goes to relieve stress, it has a fucking machine that he likes to use often when his job gets too stressful

he’s sucking people off at the klokateer glory hole, he’s uh, very good at what he does

likes to be spanked and like to spank

uses collars and leashes

maybe the klokateers can fuck him, if they’re good ;)

freeballing

likes cum on his face but doesn't seem to realize that means he’ll get cum on his glasses and will need to clean them

he can wear a chastity belt :) for me

likes being came in but will still complain about being gross after

pretty much up for anything, he’s not picky, he just wants to be in control and get off

#metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen

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sebaschian · 3 years

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Thoughts on Edward Midford?

The older brother of the most cutest and BADASS girl in Kuroshitsuji(And (O)Cie’ls future brother-in-law. Don’t care, I’ll ship CieLizzy till Hell freezes over) So, so attractive, the best big brother and a great swordsman.

Headcanons:

*This boy does have his good share of fangirls around. How could he not, he’s quite the charming. Of course he stammers everytime a girl comes to him, for he doesn’t have any idea of what to say or what to do in case he does actually like a girl back.

*He doesn’t show it but he’s a big Mummy’s Boy. His mother, we all know how strict and firm she is, but who’s to say that there’s not the time where his mother does embarrass him with what mums usually do to their kids, specially if they have a son in his teenage years? Lady Fraces must do that at some point. And though it would naturally embarass him, Eddie tries to hide it, but he does actually appreaciate his mum talking about him to others.

*When he was told he was going to be an older brother, long ago, since I suppose he was like how old, at least four when Lizzy was born? At first he felt so jealous, he did not like the idea of sharing his parents with another baby. When Lizzy was born, he refused to come meet his baby sister and just strode away, being in a temper. Because most kids around four have their moments like that, it’s only normal. However, one night, when Lizzy woke up crying, since her room was just nextdoor from his room, Ed went to her, at first he was annoyed and hoping someone of the maids or even his mother would come to her, when her cries increased, he felt a different and new feeling. Big brother instincts. He bolted out from his bed and went to Lizzy’s room and over to her crib, trying to see what was wrong with the child. He discovered that baby Lizzy was hungry, so he was the one to go get her a bottle, luckily finding one just resting in the stove. He climbed up her crib and sat right next her, supporting her little head on his lap as he gently and carefully fed her. Then from the moment he discovered he actually loved his baby sister and wanted to be near her and protected her.

*As Lizzy was growing up, Ed was her protective older brother, he did not let danger come to her or mean-spirited people wanting to harm her. He did whatever the child wanted him to do, from wearing tutus and cute dresses, despite being so embarrasses to ballet lessons, since girls are like that. Tea parties with plusies.

*And when Lizzy started her swordsmanship lessons, he was there too trying to keep harm away from her, he didn’t want her getting hurt in their vigorous training to become great sword people.

*He took the blame for whatever Lizzy did, not wanting her to get into serious trouble. As a little girl, she was bound to be quite the trouble maker. Once she broke a vase while running around inside their big manor. And sure enough Ed was there telling he was the one to break it, for running around. He got quite the scolding there. He did not care, he was a big brother after all and older siblings protect their younger siblings.

*When it was mentioned that Lizzy was the one to marry (R)Ciel, he didn’t like it much. He didn’t want his cute sister sharing her life with another one. He had worked so hard to protect her, to keep her safe and to find out that when she turned a fine lady, she’d marry someone and move with that someone.

*After all the events of the Phantomhive family happened, the only one to get out with life was (O)Ciel, and still Ed felt like there was something strange happening, he felt like this one was not the one. But he pushed away the thought, he couldn’t tell the difference either, than just this weird feeling that he got. Still didn’t approve the union of his little sister with this boy.

*Even years after, when Lizzy turns into a fine lady and she has reconciled with (O)Ciel after discovering that he wasn’t the one she was to marry, Ed, while still disapproving of it, he kicks it aside and just warns (O)Ciel to take care of his baby sis, else he would break his skull if he hurt her in anyway. And that’s it. He accepts their marriage. (PS: This is my fanon headcanon, and it doesn’t follow canon.)

*Is a happy uncle to the twins that would later come. (Another fanon headcanon. The children of (O)Ciel and Lizzy Phantomhive.)

That’s it for Eddie.

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #Edward Midford #headcanons

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midzelink · 4 years

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What do you think happened to Skyloft after the events of Skyward Sword? Any miscellaneous thoughts about the Twili? The Picori? The Kokiri? What the hell is the Lost Woods and why does it do what it does? And why does the Lost Woods turn people into Skull Kids and Stalfos? What do you think Navi's fate was in the end of Ocarina? If you've seen majestically-fangirling 's posts about Zora anatomy, then you know how much of a nightmare it is, so thoughts? Favorite color? Also how are you today?

Hoo boy! This is a real doozy. Let’s break it down, shall we?

After the people of Skyloft moved the Surface, their home - which had been slowly crumbling apart for millennia, à la the smaller misc. islands we see floating about the sky - would eventually go on to become the home of the Oocca, who were able to keep the skyward isle afloat for much longer than was originally intended with their advanced technology. Further, the piece of land that Skyloft was formed from created the very crater that later became Lake Hylia, and it is from Lake Hylia that we are able to reach the City of the Sky in Twilight Princess. (Also, somewhat related: the Wind Tribe we see in Minish Cap were descended from a group of Skyloftians who kept their origins close to their heart, and eventually sought to return to the sky from whence they came, going so far as to master wind magic in order to do so. Huzzah!)

Twili don’t need food or water in order to survive! They sustain themselves with their own magical power, as this was a necessary adaptation given that the Twilight Realm has no plant or wildlife. When Zant tells Link and Midna that the Twili had resigned themselves to a “miserable half-existence,” this is the sort of thing he was referring to - sure, they can survive without food or water, but sometimes, and especially in the early days, the specter of hunger and thirst hung over them like a thick pall. They also don’t cast shadows (Zant does after his binding with Ganondorf, same with Midna after Zelda’s sacrifice) or are affected by warmth or cold (they can feel it, it just doesn’t really faze them), and the reason only Midna and Zant are shown to be wearing clothes is because there is little to no material to make clothes from within the Twilight Realm (see again: no plant or wildlife), so only members of the royal family and other “important” Twili get access to the stuff. Everyone else makes do with shadow clothes! (More on that here!)

I gotta admit I don’t have much on the Picori/the Minish, except that they are a type of fae who probably exist to some extent in (most of) the games. They like to hide Rupees and other trinkets for people to find around Hyrule, but by the era of Breath of the Wild, their numbers have dwindled dramatically due to the Calamity.

The Kokiri are also a type of fae (whose outfits resemble the knight uniforms of Skyloft for a very specific reason, but I won’t get into that here) whose destiny varies wildly depending on the timeline we’re looking at; in the Adult Timeline, where Link vanished and the gods destroyed Hyrule as all knew it, we know that they grew to be much more reclusive, taking on their “true” forms à la the Koroks. But in the Child Timeline, where Twilight Princess takes place, the Kokiri were able to watch the Hero of Time grow up, and through him were able to get a feel for what the outside world had to offer. Y’know how in Peter Pan, all the Lost Boys eventually need to go back home so they can grow up and lead normal lives? The Kokiri decide, on their own time, that they wanna be Just Like Link, so they go out into the world and Become Real People, which is why we don’t see hide nor hair of them in Twilight Princess. And speaking of Twilight Princess, our friendly neighborhood rancher Fado claims he’s named after his great-great-grandmother on his grandpappy’s side. Ohoho!

The Lost Woods are a place where all Lost Things wind up! Hylia tries to seal away the entrance to Termina entirely after trapping Majora there? Portal in the Lost Woods. OoT Zelda tries to seal away the Temple of Time in the Child Timeline so no one can use it to enter the Sacred Realm, after learning of what happened in the Adult Timeline? Bam, now it’s in the Lost Woods. In an old, old headcanon of mine, this was the place where the line between the Real World and the Dream World (the Dream World which is Totally Real, I swear, it’s how Link’s Awakening was able to happen at all) was as thin as it could possibly be, which is why the woods are as mysterious as they are - anyone who wanders there risks the possibility of losing themselves, as the Dream is very alluring but very misleading. Kokiri and their fairies, being fae, are immune to these effects - and Link is immune, too, having called the forest his home for so long.

This is gonna be the most ridiculous thing on this entire list, but Navi actually got sent into the future at the end of Ocarina of Time, which is why Link was never able to find her. They do reunite eventually, but only after he had a daughter with Malon whom he named after her...and after he died and became the Hero’s Shade. Oof. (Look, I swear to the gods, I’ll explain the “sent into the future” thing in a separate post if someone really wants me to, but it’s really, really dumb. Nonetheless, I’m gonna die on this hill.)

I actually haven’t seen that post, but I just found it and I’ll give it a read! Zora anatomy is definitely, uh, out there. (Read: fish tiddies.) But at least they’re weird enough that I can excuse the existence of this human-zora hybrid child! Right?

Lastly, my favorite color varies depending on my mood, but I usually just stick to saying teal - and I’m doing pretty good! Writing all this up definitely gave me a serotonin boost, at least.

This was a whole lot of fun - thanks for the ask!

#definitely darcy #skyward sword #twilight princess #ocarina of time #loz #tloz #legend of zelda #loz headcanons #more clarification re: navi and the knight uniform stuff will take a lot of explaining #which is why i didn't get into it here #don't ask me about the dream world okay shut up about the dream world #music is born there and only the few gifted are able to hear its melodies #that's why people who go into the lost woods can hear music in the air : o)#bezu #asks #myasks*#myposts*

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gt-fluff-n-stuff · 3 years

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G/T headcanons for the Host Club

Nobody asked but I need comfort fuel and maybe someone else will appreciate this post. This is basically some headcanons about how the hosts would react/behave (in my opinion) with a small reader.

Lets start with the King himself!

Tamaki:

· First encounter would be hell for you considering Tamaki would immediately reach for you and scoop you up in his palm.

· He wants to touch you and pick you up all while being his loud self.

· After seeing your expressions of fear he catches on that you are terrified of him.

· He takes his voice down a couple notches before officially introducing himself.

· He would want to introduce you to the rest of the host club but the moment you tell him you’re not too comfortable with that yet he would understand.

· Suoh thought that commoners lived weird lives but hearing how you lived was like talking to an alien species from a planet lightyears away.

· Tamaki blushes when he feels you cling to his neck while you sit on his shoulder.

· This man would dote on you 24/7 without hesitation. Giving you loving pet names.

· From day 1 Tamaki would feel protective of you…maybe overprotective.

· Boundaries are definitely something you would have to set with him. Picking you up without warning, cheek pokes etc.

· After you explain that his action are uncomfortable he would try his best to be respectful.

· If you decided to live with Tamaki you already know this boy would not hesitate to accommodate any need you may have,

· “Do you need a little bed? Or a wardrobe? Is that blanket too rough?”

· You usually end up sleeping on the pillow next to him. It’s pretty comfortable.

· Overall you feel safe with Suoh.

Kyoya:

· When Kyoya comes across you it feels like a hawk has spotted you. His gaze is so intimidating for a solid minute you just wouldn’t move.

· Unlike Tamaki he would not just reach down to pick you up. This man would crouch down on one knee to try and seem less intimidating.

· “Well, are you going to say anything or just stare?”

· Kyoya would feel awkward about holding you for the first few times.

· “Is this okay? Make sure you hold on tight in case I trip.”

· Once you grow closer with him, you tend to lay across his shoulder and watch him work on budgeting the host club’s finances.

· Kyoya is curious about where you came from and how your life has been so far. He’s a great listener.

· He has notes about your life.

· Kyoya wasn’t too thrilled to introduce you to the host club out of caution for your safety.

· He makes sure while the guests are there you are safe in his coat pocket.

· Every now and then he would give a soft little pat to his pocket just to feel you in it.

· You tend to poke light at Kyoya when he’s feeling down to try and lift his spirits and he appreciates it a lot.

· Anytime you get sick he makes soup (or at the least he has someone else make soup) for you and stays by your side until you feel better.

· One time you woke him up from his sleep and you felt like you witnessed a giant demon hovering over you.

· “It is a good thing you’re cute.”

· Loves flustering your little self for his own amusement.

· There’s a soft side of Kyoya you see that the others do not.

· You make Kyoya feel important whenever you hold on tight to him. All he can think about is keeping you close.

Haruhi:

· She’s shocked to see someone so tiny but out of all the host members she’s the most respectful in the first encounter.

· Kneeling down, she’d ask if you were okay or if you needed help.

· She’d reassure you she means no harm.

· Haruhi keeps you a secret for as long as she can but it would be the twins to find out about you due to how nosey they are.

· She sets up a safe place for you to sleep at her house.

· Anytime you seem uncomfortable with something she does her best to get you out of the situation.

· You’ve managed to get separated in the grocery store a few time, which was equally scary for both of you.

· Definitely fall in love with her cooking even if its something simple.

· Meeting Haruhi’s dad was almost like meeting Tamaki with more questions and less touching.

· Whenever you’re chilling on Haruhi’s shoulder she makes sure to be careful with you and how she moves.

· Introducing you to the hosts was difficult for Haruhi to watch without wanting to hold on tight to you.

· Haruhi trusts in you to not get hurt and out of all the hosts you get the most time to yourself to do whatever.

· “Let me know if they cause you any trouble. They can be a handful 101% of the time.”

· This girl has taught you how to see the positives in life no matter how hard it may be.

· At school you would definitely chill in her bag.

Kaoru

· Kaoru would spot you before you spot him.

· He would definitely lift you up by the collar of your shirt in curiosity.

· It wouldn’t register to him how scary it is for you until you’re either yelling at him or crying.

· He would apologize and set you in his hand.

· Kaoru has a habit of poking your cheek when you’re not paying attention.

· The younger twin wouldn’t rush to tell Hikaru about you but he would not actively hide you from him.

· Kaoru seems more relaxed than his brother which in return makes being around him feel less stressful.

· It would not take long for you to feel safe with this boy.

· Whenever you seem worried or frightened, he would gently reassure you that he would be there by your side.

· “(Y/n) It’s okay, as long as I’m around nothing bad will ever happen to you. I promise.”

· And I mean he barely leaves your side.

· Your safety and comfort would always be on this sweet bean’s mind

· And your clothes. Oh this boy.

· Giving you the highest quality clothes you could ever ask for was almost a priority for him.

· “Do you like how that feels? Is it too costumey?”

· You would have to remind him constantly clothes don’t mean much to you as long as they keep you agile and comfy.

· He would often watch you do your own thing just completely in awe with how you function.

· Kaoru around the others with you I got one word. Possessive.

· I’d say that more than protective because its not that he distrusts the hosts, he just doesn’t want to leave your side.

· “Please be safe. Don’t fall off anything.”

· At times it can be annoying how much this twin feels the need to protect you but he means the best. You talk to him about needing your own space and time and he’ll pout but he will definitely learn to back off and breathe.

Hikaru

· This boy has 2 braincells and handling a tiny human is definitely not something he can do without scaring the daylights out of you.

· “What the hell are you?!”

· Cue this twin holding you by your damn leg in front of his face.

· At some point you have to straight up fuss at him to set you down.

· “Jeez my bad.”

· Hikaru has to learn to be gentle and being around you is hard for him at first.

· “Fuck I forgot you were there can’t you watch where you’re going...Sorry.”

· He has so many questions about everything you do.

· “What the hell are you even wearing? How do you not know what sushi is? Your people don’t have fancy food?”

· When you warm up to him though he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

· Anytime you lean against him all he wants to do is protect you.

· Sometimes he’ll just pull you against him and pet your head until you fall asleep.

· Similar to Kaoru he makes sure you have everything you need to be comfortable.

· Sometimes it takes tough love to get through his thick skull and after dealing with this boys shenanigans for long enough you definitely are not afraid to share your mind.

· Hikaru is a tease though and takes any chance he has to compare you to something small.

· Whenever he gets a smirk on his face you feel a shiver down your spine.

· Hikaru would be the first to give you “fancy tuna”

· Also lots of pranks so prepare your heart for him to pop out of nowhere.

Mori

· The first time you see Mori you damn near have a heart attack.

· He’s not the tallest human you’ve seen but he is definitely the tallest human to personally handle you.

· When he first sees you he freezes. Afraid that he may crush you accidentally with one wrong move. Honestly you had not even noticed the teen behind you until you turned around. With Mori you would be the first one to break the silence.

· Mori cautiously crouches down to hold his hand out to you and is so slow to lift you, you get a little impatient.

· You’re a little uncomfortable being so high up from the ground when Mori holds you but you trust the giant not to drop you.

· As you get closer to him you both begin to open up to each other. His voice is soothing and makes you feel safe.

· Because he is so observant it doesn’t take long for him to notice what makes you uncomfortable, happy, upset etc.

· Mori is good at getting you to talk about how you feel.

· He gives you gentle nudges whenever you seem down.

· “Do you want to talk about it, or do you want a hug?”

· Oh Mori Hugs. Sometimes it was hard to not choose hug each time.

· The other hosts have a hard time handling you without Takashi watching them from wherever he is.

· Gave you a push pin for self-defense because he’s Mori and he cares about you.

· He likes being by your side because he feels like he can be his authentic self with you and trusts you not to judge him.

· 100% loves when you nap on his chest with his hand gently over you.

· Overall Takashi is a huge protective softy and you can not help but feel loved and protected with him.

Honey

· At first you think you’re staring at the face of a kid.

· Honey talks your ear off when you first meet him.

· He asks you so many questions you are not sure where to start or how to answer.

· Mitskuni is super gentle with you and makes sure to take caution whenever you’re on his shoulder.

· He always shares his sweets with you and checks on your comfort.

· Mitskuni may have told the hosts about you as soon as he found you.

· It’s a bit overwhelming trying to catch your breath with Honey’s energy.

· Honey loves to talk to you and about you. Hearing your name puts him in a good mood.

· Honestly you could say he hugs you more than Usa Chan.

· Mitskuni tells you how adorable you are constantly.

· This boy will get you out of your shell so fast.

· He always gets your opinion before doing something so you can feel heard.

· Like his cousin, Mitskuni is super observant of your mannerisms and does his best to not make you uncomfortable.

· He is so good with communication you rarely feel like there is anything you need to hide from him.

· Since he sits on Takashi’s shoulders at time, it can feel overwhelming to be so high up. But you also find it relaxing to not be below everyone.

· At home you have your own space to relax and be by yourself. Honey knows how overwhelming the hosts can be at time and respects that you need your time by yourself.

· Sometimes you literally just sleep on his head since his hair is so fluffy. And speaking of sleep, you’re surprisingly not afraid to wake him up.

· The most he does is glare at you and get over it 20 minutes later. Which you find hilarious.

· He’s the sweetest out of the hosts.

#gt #g/t #g/t writing #G/T ouran #ouran headcanons #g/t fluff

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philocake · 4 years

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Yep, you guessed it, more HTTYD Homecoming salt

I am feeling extra salty today after rewatching the thing and reading the comment sections of the clips shown on Youtube. Today, I’m going to complain about worldbuilding. And some other stuff, cause every second of this short is wrong.

Alright, let me remind myself how rushed this thing is before I get into tearing it apart. It’s not even funny. All the dialogue feels forced and out of character like half of the time, and the pacing is just really strange. Yes, yes, it’s a short, it has lower budget, blah, blah, blah... Not a valid excuse. One, they made the same mistake they made in HTTYD3: too much plot for too little screentime. Two, Gift of the Night Fury had several things to say and yet the pacing was not awkward at all. It really felt like part of the first movie instead of something with less budget thrown into it.

Gift of the Night Fury was nice and heartwarming, and every single character and all they said and did stayed true to the film’s canon. They actually show us how the characters have been doing and give us a little bit of development, and every funny and cute moment is perfectly balanced. Homecoming has none of that. It tries to be charming and its attempts come across as desperate and weird, and man, don’t get me started on how much they clung to comedy - yet again, same mistake with HTTYD3. The jokes and funny comments are just so out of character, so unnecessary, so sudden, so repetitive and so half-hearted that I can’t even force a smile and give the writers any pity for trying.

I’m sorry, but the “and then it hit me” joke was only funny the first time. When a 20 minute short starts milking jokes, you know they have no idea what they’re doing and just want to make you laugh so you can ignore their fatal flaws.

Anyway, let me talk about character development and worldbuilding, because man Homecoming completely smashed these two very important concepts that Gift of the Night Fury treated with impeccable respect.

The characters have been destroyed. The whole play thing was a mess and no one should’ve acted they way they did. Why is Hiccup okay with that disaster? He’s the chief, he should have a little more saying in what they do and don’t do. Yes, he’s Hiccup, he’s gonna be goofy and all... but being goofy does not equal to being a helpless idiot. Actually, HTTYD3 and Homecoming both seem to have deemed it a good idea to turn perfectly good, stable characters into idiots for the sake of comedy. Take Tuffnut, for example. Yes, we all know the twins. We all know how they are. We also know that Tuffnut is not that big of a moron. And omfg, don’t even get me started on Gobber. I’ve always liked his character, but in Homecoming... I don’t even have the words. He’s awful. He’s annoying. He’s stupid. He’s not Gobber. I didn’t think you could destroy a character this badly after HTTYD3, but here we are. I don’t even want to talk more about what he does in detail because it pisses me off so much. That person is just not Gobber. Nothing else to say.

Speaking of characters... Where the absolute hell is Valka. They destroyed her enough in HTTYD3 (physically, too) and now they just throw her out of the picture and offer no explanations? Not a single mention? The yak-nog got a cameo and she didn’t? Fantastic! I want to think she did the most sensible thing and ran off to live with the dragons, somehow. Would be better than the freakshow Berk is. I would do the same if I lived surrounded by 1-dimensional morons, Val.

More problems on Berk, let’s see... Why don’t the kids know about Stoick and are allowed to trash his statue without being called out? Shouldn’t he be talked about like he’s the stuff of legends (which he is) to every kid? Hiccup was told countless stories about him when he was little. Yes, he’s his son, but that shouldn’t give only him the privilege of listening to stories. And speaking of telling kids things, why have Hiccup and Astrid not told their kids about the dragons sooner? You’d think these two, of all people, would be so excited to educate their little ones about the marvels of those creatures. They look like they’re at least 6+ both, they should have already known about Berk’s history with dragons. But of course, Homecoming couldn’t afford that. Gotta have some sort of plot going on!

Now, to the Hidden World... I’ll be honest with you, I found that scene with Toothless drawing Hiccup to be absolutely depressing. Not because he’s longing his best friend (which he shouldn’t, because the damn director stated he forgot about him), but because he should feel miserable trapped in that place. He and his kids should feel miserable. For one, the Light Fury is literally a controlling ass. Did you see how offended she looked when Toothless dared to remember his past life with the human that changed his life? Oh, how dare he! His life must only be centered around her and her numb skull! After all, she’s this random dragon he fell in love with in 3 seconds! Gotta love how she acted all bitchy until he was forced to comfort her. My headcanon is that she’s literally controlling him with pheromones. The real Toothless is too smart to stay with such a plain, useless, unaccepting dragon for the rest of his life.

As for his kids, yes I did say they should be unhappy. The only thing they can do is wrestle each other and play with whatever those floating orb thingies are supposed to be. Wow, how fun... They’re little baby dragons, trying to enjoy their early years of life! In the outside world, they would have been able to see the sky, interact with the environment, discover all the animals that surround them, travel back and forth with their parents... but they’re stuck on that pretty cage, bored out of their lives. The Hidden World is literally captivity.

Look at it, this poor thing is so miserable... No wonder it was so desperate to look for adventures, so much that even a drawing of a creature it has never seen gave it the magical abilities to find New Berk.

Which brings me to another point, how did the Night Lights find New Berk? How did they know they were supposeed to find something outside the Hidden World only via a drawing? And how were they able to fly for so long? And how did Toothless and the Light Fury know exactly where to find them? Also, earlier on, why did the Light Fury even light up that glowing rock thingie when they were in the Hidden World? She’s that awful, controlling of a dragon that she can’t even let her kids sleep in peace. And she huffed out green fire? What is happening?

The plot of Homecoming is just forced, and it’s really stinkin’ obvious this thing was done for money and nothing more. You’ve got cute little Toothless babies (I find the Night Lights to be rather hideous, but that’s just me) and you’ve got cute little Hiccstrid kids. Obviously you want to make money off of that, because more than half the fandom won’t give a shit if they make sense or not.

These people just went right ahead and trashed the third movie’s canon to make this cashgrab. Let’s ignore the fact that the director explicitly stated that Toothless had forgotten about Hiccup for a second and focus on what happens on the short. Toothless immediately recognizes Hiccup while he’s in a suit just by his scent and voice, but in the third movie he just has to wait till the hand trick comes up to recgonize him. Toothless was also totally cool with people, and that smug look he gave his family after letting Gobber touch him just proves he was there to make them see how great humans are. And yet he acts like he will murder a few unarmed humans that came slightly close to his home, with no way in? Suuuure.

Actually, let me vent a little here about what I said earlier - HTTYD3 and Homecoming both just destroyed the hand touch thing and I will never forgive them for that. It was supposed to be a unique moment, a special and unforgettable action that started it all, but now they’ve gotta milk it for the feels. The reverse hand touch in HTTYD3 was so forced I actually sighed, and then they just kept forcing it throughout. Shame on y’all.

I could go on for days tearing this thing apart... but I don’t want to give this thing more of my time than it deserves.

#httyd #httyd 3 #httyd homecoming #httyd criticism #the hidden world #homecoming spoilers

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og-danny-dorito · 5 years

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Michael Myers NSFW Headcanons For All My Thirsty Followers And Fellow Fans Out There

N S F W:

- for starters, most view him as very dominant, and I have no qualms on that claim BUT he may be a switch, just sayin

- likes people he can hold or pick up (which is basically anyone since he's stronk) but likes people with some chonq on em too. he likes to be able to have you sit on his face while he can group your thighs and ass

- what are body type preferences

- ANYWAY

- if he wants to fuck you he will, mostly abandoning you any sort of remorse for your pain unless he cares about you enough to be considerate. that being said, he's quite literally an animal in bed

- seriously, you won't be walking for a good few days by the time he’s done with you, which may very well last for hours on end if he's feeling particularly up for the challenge. his libido his through the roof, mostly because he didn't have much sexual contact back in the asylum besides by himself. so once he actually feels what it's like to be that close to you, he'll be 10x more demanding than he already was so he can get as much contact as he can whenever he wants

- since he's like a big dom with technically no limit to how long he can fuck you, this means that he's into making you feel pain in whatever form you won't outright reject. orgasm denial, knifeplay, and bondage are his top three, along with just straight up marking. he likes to make other stuff know you're his

- young Michael? maybe definitely into daddy kink. I mean anything that gives him authority over you makes him rock solid, especially when you look up like you’re begging and call him ‘sir’ or ‘mr. myers’. he likes a submissive partner, one who is afraid to make noise in the bedroom or disobey his orders

- it may sound risqué and kindof out there, but he also SUPER loves it when you try to be quiet when he says fucking you senseless. it gives him the opportunity to growl at you and force the hand holding your mouth shut above your head, making you scream louder as punishment by slamming into you so roughly you feel your whole body jerk

- he's kinda loud, too, although he doesn't really speak much still. he ends up just growling and grunting a lot, his voice hoarse due to not speaking much. your name on his lips comes out as he releases, sounding gruff and strained through clenched teeth as his eyes screw shut and his muscles tense

- he likes a loud partner a whole lot, and ANOTHER one of his kinks are his name being said when he does something to make you feel good

- I know he has a lot of kinks (he doesn't rlly know the professional names for them though lmao so like it's kinda hard to explain that you would like to tie someone up and they're just like ‘what tf do you mean you mean bondage???’)

- this can apply for a lot of things, but mostly when you say his name like that. you know, like that, when you feel you're about to loose your mind just from touching him, and your voice comes out in a way that's almost begging him to give you more. yeah, you know what I mean

- like I stated in my previous Headcanons (https://og-danny-dorito.tumblr.com/post/187229492675/some-really-bad-michael-myers-headcanons-mainly if you don't know what the hell im talking about :P) he doesn't really have a sexual preference, it's just the person he's attracted to. so yeah he's down to clown with a guy, just if you ARE a dude don't expect him to give you a lot of attention doesn't below the belt. he won't touch you while he's ramming into you, and will grab your wrists if you try to touch yourself while he’s giving it to you. he's much rather watch you come just by his doing, so you aren't allowed to touch yourself unless he says so and he's watching you from the sidelines

- I headcanon that because of personal reasons he prefers males over females, but isn't completely inclined to either at all. it's really just that most males kindof tend to be able to hold out more and in his own mind it's like breaking down their dignity if they're particularly cocky. but this can be the same for females, he just prefers headstrong people who aren't afraid to take him on tbh

- a person who has trouble going down is just right for him, considering he likes the challenge of bringing them to mercy. he does like people who are automatically submissive though too, so don't worry if you're down to succumb to him the moment he demands you suck him off or try and get yourself off without him doing anything

- he just likes people who can hold their own in the world outside of the bedroom mostly. people who are submissive to the point where they just straight up deal with anything they're given (even if it's just some asshole demanding something) takes away part of the fun of being able to see that special side of them that only he gets to have. he's already pent up from seeing you straight up obliterate someone verbally, putting them in their place

- and as much as he doesn't want to admit it, he kindof wants to be put in his place too. just a little

- I know, so weird to have a secret switch Michael right??? well fret not, because it'll take all the force in the world to get him at your mercy. first of all he needs to obey you, which already makes him feel humiliated enough to be angry, and needs for him to have ultimate and willing trust to you. once you've got him in a situation he won't be able to get out of, he's a very angry and resistant sub, so punishing him will get you a long way if you want to get him to obey

- don't forget to reward him though, or else he'll be left angry and bitter with barely a word to say to you or a glance in your direction for weeks

- he's mostly a dom though, it's only when he's feeling particularly needy that it'll soon dissolve into a need to be dominated. pull his hair, tell him that he's gorgeous like this while you're stroking him slow and painfully as he's tied down to the point of not being able to move, or just really tell him firmly to undress while you stand there with your arms crossed and he's pretty excited. he has limits though, so don't just straight up spit in his face or he'll literally bash your skull in

- when he has gotten his full of pleasure for that session, he's basically already asleep by the time he rolls over. he wants to be taken care of, but he may not be so gracious as to do the same to you if he feels like he just doesn't want to. once again, you just serving him makes him pretty riled up, so if you do decide to clean the fluids of his - ehem - member, then you might just get pounded once again. but he's down to fall asleep in spot and just clean up in the morning

- he likes to take baths afterwards, wash your hair and such while you trace circles on his leg or smthn. yknow that romantic shit he never wants to admit he likes but doesn't stop you when you actually initiate it, like a damn kid. he's a handful I swear

- all in all he doesn't need really just want to fuck someone. it never leaves him satisfied, never fully content. he needs you to love him enough to trust him with yourself, enjoy what abuse he might provide or what sort of requests he may have. he loves you a lot, and if you want to suck his dick then he's down, but it means a lot more to him than just sucking his dick. it's trust, love, and dedication that'll be sure to leave him satisfied once he's done, holding you in his arms while you breathe shallowly on his chest

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kokiri · 4 years

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Post-Ocarina of Time (and Majora's Mask kinda maybe a little Twilight Princess) headcanons because I've slowly come to accept that yeah this is the game my brain fixates on it's OoT and it's not even my favorite Zelda game this is just hell brain mode:

- Link feels contempt towards the Master Sword, Triforce, all of that destiny hubbub...

- ... Yet he hid the sword in the Lost Woods towards the end of his life, trusting its location to Skull Kid, and couldn't find peace until the events of Twilight Princess where he served as a spiritual advisor to TP Link. Because he attended Ganondorf's execution turned banishment to the Twilight Realm and had a gut feeling that he'd be back in some way. It was a guilt that gnawed at him.

- Ruto awoke as the Water Sage shortly after Ganondorf killed the current one at the execution/banishment. (These Sages were also killed during the seven year timeskip of OoT in the non-child timelines)

- Speaking of the Ganondorf situation, that happened several years after Majora's Mask. Hyrule's king still didn't believe Zelda's prophecy after Link came back from the future. So she didn't task him to get the remaining Spiritual Stones and instead had the boy take the Ocarina of Time with him on his journey.

- On that note, Zelda and Ganondorf's pieces of the Triforce activated only after seven years because idk weird time stuff why not. By this time Zelda was queen and Ganondorf was biding his time in exile after the Gerudo removed him from power.

- Zelda is buff, she was trained in royal swordplay as well as Sheikah martial arts. She spends her life training for the inevitable prophecy to happen in this timeline.

- Link lost almost all vision, becoming legally blind, in his right eye during the fight against Majora. Eventually he loses this very same eye when confronting/capturing Ganondorf years later when it's gutted out.

- Link marries Malon and they have a child that they name after Navi. He settles down to live a domestic pastoral life, never aspiring to serve as a knight, but he would spar the ones who would come to the ranch. Even while half blind and having no formal training in his life he'd wipe the floor with experienced soldiers.

- Malon is part Gerudo, because Talon implies her mom was one when you talk to him while wearing the Gerudo Mask in OoT.

- It's more of a general headcanon but only enchanted instruments can "communicate" with the gods and spirits. See for example how the Kakariko Windmill guy can't make it rain with the Song of Storms but the ocarina can.

#legend of zelda #ocarina of time #zelda headcanon #zelda posting

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arethereanyoriginalusernames · 4 years

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ZP Fanfiction Review

Hellooo internet! Welcome to GAAAAAAYYY THEORY-

I am so sorry.

Anyway, welcome to what I can only call a test run for a series I've decided to start. For more info, I'd recommend reading my previous post. To give a brief explanation, I criticize written works done by others in order to help myself and others improve, and recently I've turned my attention to ZP fanfiction (as you do). This series is in no way meant to shame anyone or anything like that. I am simply stating my opinion, and anyone reading this can take whatever they want from it.

Now, while I do take requests, for the first few of these posts, I put the titles of random fics that I have read, and pulled one out at random. Since I admittedly haven't asked these writers for permission, if one of them contact me and wish for me to take a review down, I will. Do not send any negative bullshit to anyone whose fics I review.

With that said, I hope you enjoy, because today we're going to look at a fanfiction posted on Wattpad by a Tumblr user known as @thiccdemonlover69-blog. Now, something I want to make clear is that this was written back in 2017. This isn't representative of this user (who I will refer to as TDL) 's current writing abilities. The fic in question is this one here,

So, originally, I was going to do a full synopsis of the story, but I ultimately decided against it. Not only did it make the post longer than it needed to be, but knowing myself, I would undoubtedly leave something out by mistake. Therefore, I encourage you to read the story before continuing this review. I will be going through it chapter by chapter, and I will give my thoughts on each one.

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Chapter 1 "A Normal Day... or so Damian thought "

Not too much to say here since this is an introductory chapter and not much really happens in it. Because of this, however, I thought that I would take the opportunity to address what I already predict will be an elephant in the room.

Like most of us fans, TDL has their Headcanons and theories about the ZP characters. You'll notice in the story that Satan and Damian have a slightly different relationship than in the comic, as Satan is more present in his son's life here. This is just an example of what I'm talking about. Now, I actually don't have a problem with this by itself. I'm all for writers including their own unique ideas in fanfiction, however, I have a problem with some of the changes made by TDL to the characters and setting. There's nothing egregious here, but as we go on, I think you'll be able to understand what I mean.

One positive for this chapter is that it serves its' purpose as an intro very well. We get an idea of the upcoming conflict without it being spelt out.

Chapter 2 "At Hell No. 2 (School)"

Ok, so overall this chapter in itself isn't terrible considering how it introduces the relationships between various characters here and further sets up the upcoming conflict. However, I have to ask some questions about the characters. First, I've noticed that throughout the story, certain characters that you'd expect to make an appearance I guess just don't exist here. Sahara and Narissa (Dame's mum), for instance, have apparently been snapped by Thanos. Meanwhile, some characters have noticeably different personalities. Jack, for instance, is much less shy and passive and has more or less taken on Zill's personality. Also, I guess he and Dame are buds now. Kayla... is a whole topic that I will touch on later. Eli wasn't introduced in the comic, and the best we have is his character sheet, so I guess he's ok here? Addi is in character, Autumn barely exists, Zill... just kind of exists? Finally, Dame has had a few weird changes to him that I'll touch on in a bit.

Ch. 3 "A Not-So-Normal School day"

Ok, so let's talk about Kayla real quick, shall we?

A common sin committed by inexperienced writers is the tendency to villanize characters in order to push the narrative forward. In this story, Kayla is practically cartoonish in how awful she is. She's physically harmful, a bitch, a homophobe, and is overpossesive of Zill. I get the idea that TDL doesn't like Kayla, because to me it seems like she was turned into a bitchy Leeson. Now, Kayla in cannon can get frustrated and angry at times, but for the most part, she's a nice person. She's the type to defend others against bullying, and would never bully someone else. Not only that, but I don't buy this version of Kayla because canonically she's scared of Dame. His appearance alone is enough to make her yeet herself across the room. If she did something such as knocking something of his off his desk, she'd probably panic.

I can only imagine two reasons why she was changed in such a way. One, to have Damian not crush on her. Now, if this is the case, I don't think villainizing Kayla is necessary. You can just say that Damian outgrew his crush on her and be done with it. Two, is to create drama. If this is the case, is Kayla really the best candidate for the drama causer here? I wouldn't think so, and you could probably replace Kayla with someone who'd be more likely to bully someone, like Rusty or Baltimore or something.

Aside from Kayla, another problem I want to mention is that art class scene. Addi's mum getting a minor to pose nude in front of his class is actually kind of creepy, and I don't believe that it would be aloud.

Chapter 4. "The Second, more worst bully"

First of all, that title could use a rewrite.

This chapter mainly exists so the story can show how much of a bitch Kayla is now, and I've already spoken about that. I will mention some positives, however. Something I like in this story is whenever TDL adds in little details like characters having secret handshakes or characters eating dinosaur nuggets. I know this seems small, but this random little specifics give the story a cute, quirky charm that I am here for.

Chapter 5. "The Moment Damian has Been Waiting for "

Not too much goes on in this chapter. We get some funny bit of dialogue ("Ooh, is that drama I see" made me crack up) and a wierd scene where Dame is suddenly One Punch Man, and he cracks Jack's skull open by simply bonking him on the back of the head.

Since there's not much to say, I want to take the opportunity to talk about Damian in this story. First, again, I don't have an issue with writers adding in their ideas to their fics. The whole thing with him being a cross dresser? Cool. That's it. That is my entire thought on that.

There are some other changes that confuse me, however. For instance, the ADHD is integrated really weirdly. It gets brought up at really random times, nothing is really done with it, and overall it just seems to serve as a reason for Dame acting hyper. The story could have just had one line that said "Damian has ADHD " and nothing would have changed.

Another thing, and this isn't something exclusive to TDL, but apparently Damian is homosexual. Not bi, just gay. This is a change I actually see a lot of the time with Dame, and I don't know why. Like... is it so difficult to imagine him liking more than one gender? Do you think that he needs to be gay in order to be in a homosexual relationship? Because he doesn't. Bisexuals can do the same thing as gays. It's just such a random change that it just bugs me.

There's also the fact that Damian is apparently amazing at everything. He's an A plus student, a great actor, a great artist, etc. I'm not sure what TDL is going for with this angle. It's something else that just seems random, because the only thing that this does is make teachers confused about why Dame is sad and it makes other characters freak out about how brilliant Damian is.

Chapter 6. "The Date"

Ok, let's all just admit it. Damian going "RIBS RIBS RIBS RIBS..." is in one way or another a fucking mood for everyone. Don't you fucking lie to me.

The interactions between Eli and Dame are mostly cute, and we get some funny dialogue here too. The one issue I have is something not exclusive to this chapter, and it's how Damian is kind of treated like a child. Characters talk about him like his a little kid, and even the way Eli talks to him to calm him down in this chapter is (to me) reminiscent of a babysitter dealing with a hyperactive kid. I bring this up now because I want you all to remember this. It will get creepy later on...

Chapter 7. "The crazy household of Damian "

Easily my favorite chapter.

We still get bits where Dame is kind of treated like a child, but it's barely noticeable here. TDL is actually pretty good at writing wholesome scenes and scenes where a couple characters are just hanging out. This chapter actually reminded me of events that happened in my own life, so believe it or not, I actually got a nostalgia hit reading this. This chapter just put a smile on my face. Shame that it came right before the worst chapter. Buckle in kids.

Chapter "It's Time... and Absolutely Everything goes to shit"

What a fitting title!

First, let's talk about how not a lot in this chapter makes sense. Ok, so everyone knows that Kayla doesn't like Dame and shit could go down if they ever cross paths. And yet, they bring Damian to a party at Kayla's house, and act surprised when shit hits the fan. This happens again when Damian tries to talk to Kayla, and she spits in his drink. I don't know what any of these characters were expecting. There's a weird focus on food in this chapter. Kayla ironically becomes a badass because she decks someone and immediately follows that up by heading off to pop lock and drop it on the dance floor. Zill exists, and he's drunk. He makes out with Damian because.... Kayla's a homophobe? I think that's the reason? Jack literally gets into a fucking wrestling match with Kayla. Rusty is just here. Eli disappears for a while, and I guess Addi just teleported out of the party because the only contribution that he makes is that he messes up the time.

Ok, my favorite scene here is when Dame is like "oh I don't wanna dance bc I sad" and Rusty just shows up for some reason and remarks very loudly that Damian is good at ballet. This info is so shocking, the DJ, who somehow heard this over the music, turns off the tunes, there's awkward silence, and then everyone laughs at Damian. No. I don't get it either. Like... how did anyone hear Rusty, how fucking loud was Rusty talking, how did people know who Rusty was referring to, why is the concept that a dude does ballet so shocking, especially when you'd think that the fact that he's the antichrist is more shocking? Like... am I just having a fucking stroke right now?

Oh, and remember how I mentioned how Damian is treated like a child in this story? Remember how Damian is a teenager, and in other words, a minor? So, apparently, not only do we learn that Damian once got a boner but his father spanking him, but apparently Styx, an adult, has had sex with Damian on multiple occasions. And yes, this info is revealed in throwaway lines. If you listen closely, you can faintly make out the sound of someone screaming "FBI, OPEN UP!"

Granted, TDL was a teen at the time of writing this, so no big whoop on their part. Still doesn't make this any less creepy.

Oh yeah, and Damian fucking dies at the end except he doesn't because plot twist, bitch! We were reading a Steven Universe fanfiction the entire time! Ok, no, this is actually another Headcanon by TDL, but st this rate, between the Headcanons which anyone who doesn't know TDL would be confused by and the characters acting weirdly, I am honestly having trouble saying for sure if this fic takes place in the comic's setting, or in some type of AU.

For brevity's sake, I'll just go over the last two chapters. Tldr, Damian is fine, Lucifer gets Kayla expelled, Kayla get tortured, Lucifer is super happy with himself, and everyone lives happily ever after.

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If I had to sum up my feelings on this story, the first half for me is a mixed bag. It has its' glaring problems, but the humor and writing style make the fic endearing and enjoyable. If the story ended at "the Date ", I would have thoroughly enjoyed it. But then everything just kind of falls off the rails. Stuff happens because... well I guess just because. We get an unintentionally creepy ending to an otherwise wholesome trip, and the Headcanons included here are put in so randomly with no explanation that I can only imagine what someone who didn't have any context to them would say.

The thing is, I think that this fic actually gives a good example of a lot of problems beginners have. I'm certain that TDL nowadays could write a better story, and they certainly have potential. Hell, if one were to fix a few things in here, this fic would be a lot better.

Still, I hope that this review gives you at least a couple ideas of what to look for in some of your own stories. Also, feel free to tell me what you think.

I apologize for wasting your time.

- ATOUN

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ohayohimawari · 5 years

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Kakashi Asks-Answer

Q: (From @nyxako-writing) “So this is more of a silly question, but since the Narutoverse has everything we have (except for guns) do you think Kakashi would ever be a gamer? And if he played any of the Legend of Zelda games, which would be his favorite? XD”

A: Okay so, here’s the thing.

Nyx has the pleasure (?) of knowing me through Discord, and when I’m not geeking over Kakashi, I’m geeking over the Legend of Zelda games. I owe you a life debt for presenting me with this scenario, Nyx! I’m sitting here happy as a clam with my Beta, my Naruto Official Character Data Book and my LoZ encyclopedias.

While I was taking my own sweet time drafting this answer, the incredibly talented @roonie-doodle made my dreams come true by creating this piece of fanart featuring BOTW Sheikah!Kakashi:

Grab a snack and a tasty beverage and buckle up for ALL the geeking Hima below the cut.

In Boruto, we see the next gen ninjas behaving rather UNninjalike with their handheld gaming devices. Whether that’s allowed under the Shinobi Rules or not, it proves that video games exist in Narutoverse.

As a single dad, Sakumo would totally employ screens to occupy Kakashi so he can catch a nap between missions. It’s my opinion that the members of the Hatake household would not like combat games. Think about it: after a day of working in customer service, would you want to unwind with a game that requires your character to level up at a call center? Coupled with their predisposition to PTSD and I think that’s a great big nope. However, father and son could only play Pong, Asteroids, and Pitfall so many times before Sakumo would see the benefit of spending his ryo on the more sophisticated NES, when it becomes available.

According to me, everyone should love the LoZ series and that includes the knuckleheads of Konoha. Even without my totally biased viewpoint, I think Kakashi would enjoy some, but not all of these fantasy adventure games. After he inserts that first Zelda cartridge into the console, he’d be astonished by the colors and the music. His little masked mouth would water at the ability to go up and down, left and right.

And when he enters that fantastic cave where the wisest npc is waiting with a sword and the warning, “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this,” Kid!Kakashi would be hooked.

It’s not just the gameplay that has him running back to Zelda after killer kindergarten lets out for the day, though. I think that the first time Kakashi realizes he could’ve taken the shorter route of up, right, up, right, right, right, right, right, up, left, up, to the second dungeon (instead of his initial path of up, right, up, up, up, up, right, right, right, right, right, down, down, left, up), he’d grab his ninja crayons and draw a map of the whole darn overworld. Sakumo would totally put that shit up on the fridge too.

Then, then, after Kakashi has smashed through every breakable wall, moved every block, and beaten the OG Ganon, there’s a second effing quest waiting for him (and what a beast it is). Sakumo would be able to put the first map in his son’s baby book then because it’s basically useless for the second playthrough, and Kakashi’s meticulous approach to beating the game would begin anew.

Time to grab a tissue because this is where things get angsty. As we all know, my poor octorok-squishing bean has a very short childhood. While I’m sure that he would’ve loved the hell out of the first Zelda game, he is much too busy being a child soldier in the Third Shinobi War to play The Adventure of Link. While Nintendo offers new consoles and LoZ games to go with them, Dungeon Boss-Kishi plunges Kakashi into darkness with neither a red candle nor a blue one to help him find his way out. Between dodging Danzo and loathing himself, I can’t help but think that it’s impossible for this ANBU assassin to find time to play A Link to the Past or Link’s Awakening. Sob.

However, the Sun’s Song is unlocked and the clouds part for the early days of Team Seven. I can totally imagine Kakashi spying on his cute little genin (while he makes them wait for him) and overhears them discussing one of the best games in the LoZ series, Ocarina of Time. After all the lunches Yams has bought for him, Kakashi decides he can afford to splurge on an N64, and he attempts to recapture some of that Zelda magic from his youth.

This game does not disappoint Kakashi, either.

Like everyone, he’d consider muting the TV way before Link had a chance to verily demonstrate his courage because of Navi’s constant interruptions. However, I think after dealing with another talkative bright ball of a boy as his student, Kakashi is willing to put up with Navi out of respect for the late Great Deku Tree’s wishes.

Honestly, I think Kakashi could relate to this version of the Hero of Time. The poor kid doesn’t quite fit in with the others around him, he’s orphaned, has the expectation of saving the world thrust upon his little kid shoulders, then before he knows it, he’s all grown up and the world around him is even more dangerous than it was when he started.

Even though a map is provided in this game, I think Kakashi might still keep notes of every odd thing he encounters as he thoroughly explores 3D Hyrule (boulders, different colored trees and wide spaces that LoZ geeks know are suspicious). He’d be the kind of gamer that focuses on completing the game-not just beating it-making OoT the right game at the right time for him. He’d plant every bean (and drop bugs on the sprouts), get every weapon upgrade, collect every piece of heart and every gold skulltula. He’d be intrigued by the owner of the Happy Mask Shop (as well as Impa, the Skull Kid, that shady Poe Collector fellow, and Kaepora Gaebora), and he’d make sure that Link models each mask for the Deku Scrubs in their hidden grotto. The Water Temple would’ve driven him just as crazy as it drove the rest of us LoZ freaks when he finds that he’s one key short or didn’t move that one block before adjusting the water levels, but it’s all forgiven when he fights Dark Link.

Kakashi would use fishing as an excuse for being late to meet with Team Seven and it wouldn’t be a lie. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura would catch on to the truth when their sensei starts absentmindedly humming the OoT soundtrack (the Gerudo Valley theme is his favorite) because everyone that’s played the game is guilty of it.

By the time Kakashi realizes that it’s impossible to beat the Running Man (even with the Pegasus Boots) in that damn race to Kokiri Forest no matter how many times and how many different ways he plays OoT, Majora’s Mask has dropped.

The alternate world of Termina serves as the perfect distraction from Sasuke’s obsession with revenge, and the beginning of the end of Team Seven. Kakashi would be quick to appreciate this game from the beginning; chasing after that weird Skull Kid from OoT, which leads Link to encounter the Happy Mask Shop owner who, right off the bat, starts to prove what a creepy creep he really is.

It should be obvious without my listing all of the reasons as to why Kakashi would love this game. The world is gorgeous, the story is mysterious, the dungeons and bosses are challenging, the Garos, the MASKS fer chrissakes, and the side quests (OMG, the side quests) are an LoZ completionist player’s dream.

If you still need proof that Majora’s Mask is among his favorite games, I offer Kakashi’s boldest move as the Roku-blow-up-the-moon-daime. Fight me.

I’ve kept to the LoZ games that have been released for home consoles because I think Kakashi would avoid the handheld devices. He doesn’t need to have his gaming habit blow his cover while out on missions. He has his trusty, tattered copies of Icha-Icha books and those are plenty to keep him occupied and entertained during downtime around the campfire.

At any rate, at this stage in the Naruto series, the main hero is off training with Jiraiya and the Leaf is short on shinobi to run missions, so Kakashi wouldn’t have much time to indulge his love of LoZ games anyway. He’s definitely invested in the series by now and curious about new installments to it. He would be aware of the release of The Wind Waker, but I think his initial impression of that game would be that it appears cartoonish, and may not be enough to spark his interest in the game at the time.

However, I’m certain that the next LoZ home console release would have those tantalizing fingers of his twitching to play again. I think there’s a lot about Twilight Princess that would catch his attention. The overall dark tone of the game would remind him of Majora’s Mask, new characters and enemies… The familiar LoZ story branches off into new territory and I bet that would have him keen to explore it.

But then he starts to play it.

Twilight Princess starts off so damn slow and Kakashi is so damn busy at this point in the series that I think he saves and quits and isn’t in a rush to return to the game. He’s got a Kazekage to rescue and a Kyūbi to protect; he doesn’t have time to herd oxen and chase cradle-stealing monkeys.

After the power of friendship saves the day and Gai carries Kakashi home, the copy-nin is bedridden and picks up the game again out of boredom. His interest in it is rekindled when he meets with the Twilight Emissaries and is turned into a wolf. Midna entertains him, definitely.

Honestly, I think Kakashi would have a love/hate relationship with Twilight Princess. My headcanon is that he would enjoy another opportunity to explore the world of LoZ, but this game doesn’t present the kind of satisfying overworld journey as other games did. He would be impressed by a few of the characters, but scratch his head at most of the others. He’d have a greater appreciation of the enemies, dungeons, the Ancient Hero, the Cave of Ordeals and especially, the overall story. However, I’m convinced that Kakashi is a completionist and anyone that challenges themselves to complete Twilight Princess knows the unbearable pain of Rollgoal. Ugh.

After Kakashi finishes this game he doesn’t sell it, but he doesn’t replay it often and never through to completion again. He’s satisfied that the Kingdom of Hyrule is safe as long as Malo exists within it.

At this point in Naruto’s flawed timeline, things are coming to a boil. Kakashi faces off in his own boss fight against Pain and Konoha suffers the same fate as Kakariko. My favorite ninja dork falls in battle (and I rage-quit the series for a while), but Kishi releases a bottled fairy and Kakashi is revived to fight in another shinobi war, become the Rokudaime, and play more LoZ games.

Or so he hoped.

Being Hokage comes with more paperwork than any elite shinobi could complete in a lifetime. The position also comes with a pay raise (as I imagine), so I see Kakashi parting with some of his savings to give the gift of a Wii and Skyward Sword to his best buddy, Gai.

I think that this is an LoZ game that Kakashi would be content to occasionally watch his eternal rival play, rather than play himself. Lord Sixth would love the story, would love the presentation that this game is the beginning of LoZ lore. He would also love that he is watching rather than playing when Gai deals with the frustration of syncing and re-syncing the controllers when he flies his loftwing, or swings the Master Sword. The only time I think Kakashi would grab the controllers for this game would be to take a crack at Koloktos. I also think that would be the only break he’d get to sneak in some LoZ fun while he’s Hokage.

Of course, this means Maito would become a fan of the LoZ games and he would approach them with the same gusto he applies to everything in his life. Gai would play through the back catalog, training for when Kakashi retires and becomes available to speed-run playthrough challenges.

Gai would be the friend that convinces Kakashi that he must play The Wind Waker and distracts his rival from the eternal sailing by explaining why A Link to the Past might be the most important game of the LoZ series. Now that Kakashi has reached a point in his life that offers him time for leisure, he plays through it as well as other games in the series that he had missed out on. Besides adding A Link to the Past to his list of favorites, it would otherwise remain unaltered at this point: Zelda, OoT, and Majora’s Mask.

By the time Kakashi knows the significance of the yellow band in the various caps worn by the Hero of Time, Breath of the Wild is released and his list of favorite LoZ games grows again.

There is just so much about this game that would appeal to Kakashi. The sheer size of the overworld (I’ve read it’s 360 square kilometers) and the fact that he can explore the whole thing would be this ninja dork’s dream come true. He can progress through the game however he wants to. He’d buy that Sheikah set right away, and find Majora’s Mask as soon as that DLC dropped and roam the world to his heart’s content.

Kakashi wouldn’t be bothered by the odd trophies this game offers for completing it, because as a completionist player, he understands that completing it is its own reward. His alter-ego Sukea would love taking photos both for the compendium and for the sake of fun. Kakashi loves to infiltrate, gather information, solve puzzles, and form plans and BOTW offers all of that in spades.

He’d restart the game so many times just to try out different strategies. The first time Kakashi leaps off of Mount Lanayru, sputters out of stamina and lands on a buck that charges straight for the blue lynel in Naydra’s Snowfield (this totally happened to me btw), he’d realize he should’ve been trading those spirit orbs for stamina vessels instead of only heart containers; resulting in his first restart. The second restart would come after Gai shows off his spiffy expand-a-band-banded inventory and this time, Kakashi would plow through the Great Plateau so he could recover that pair of priceless maracas. Countless other restarts occur as Kakashi experiments with which and how many towers he should attempt to overtake before he finally makes his way to Impa.

With every restart, he learns something new about BOTW and enjoys it more. He commits locations to memory (at least 148 for the towers, shrines and captured memories). He rushes to gather the essential 441 Korok seeds in each new playthrough (he might shed a tear when he finally becomes a member of the 900 club-I know I did). He figures out how to cheat on Eventide Island. He learns that even though he could launch Link across Hyrule with Magnesis and Stasis doesn’t mean he should. He looks forward to every Blood Moon, if only to cook as many hearty durians, mighty bananas, and endura carrots as he can between 11:30 and midnight in-game time. He realizes that his greatest enemy in all of Hyrule is the weather. When the Champion’s Ballad is available for download, his excitement for playing the game begins all over again.

I’ve stated several times that I’m convinced that Kakashi would be a completionist player and out of all the games, the latest LoZ is a pleasure to complete (despite what some YouTube gamers may say). In addition, BOTW came out during a period in Kakashi’s life when he could afford to spend significant time playing it.

And this finally brings me to the answer to your question. Breath of the Wild would be Kakashi’s favorite LoZ game, hands down. He would love this game so much and would enjoy playing it so often, that I think he had a Nintendo Switch stashed in the fanny pack he rocked during the Steam Ninja Scrolls arc.

XOXO

#kakashi asks #ohayohimawari answer #Kakashi #Kakashi Hatake #roonie-doodle #naruto fanart #sheikah kakashi #loz #i had so much fun answering this

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let-sanji-say-fuck · 5 years

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Hello there! Welcome around :) I don't know how to call you yet, but you'll probably be Sanji around here! Since you're all fresh, why not starting with a headcanon? Law and Zoro dealing with their fem s/o who has an incontrollable fear of blood? These boys are always covered with it... So I wonder how they would deal with it! Thanks a lot, and all the best luck for your blog!

Hello Miho, dear! It’ll be my pleasure! I have very scarce reference on blood phobia, but I really hope it did your request justice! Thanks a lot for the best wishes, I’ll sure be blessed if I get this much support from you guys

Trafalgar Law

He totally gives her the “are you fucking kidding me?” look when she tells him about her absolutely conventional fear, pen twirling from one finger to the next as he decides whether he should just continue to fill up her health form or make her change her mind about joining his crew, because piracy and blood phobia don’t go well together.

Moreover, the Heart Pirates and blood phobia definitely don’t go well together. This man moves around his lab with very large splotches of red on his coat and gloves. Law usually doesn’t let anyone into his sterilized sanctuary, but this girl is absolutely banned from the very first day. How is he supposed to deal with a possible collapse when he’s covered in what caused it?

Law tends to go a little overboard in his battles and, while his fruit saves his s/o from the terrifying sight of blood showers, he doesn’t get the same courtesy that his enemies do. Deep cuts, a busted lip, bloody nose, several bullet holes… He comes out pretty beat up,and absolutely doesn’t need a screech to add to his pounding headache, no matter how horrifying he knows he looks. He just ends up forbidding her from partaking in battles as well.

He’s the kind of guy who walks around with a mini first aid kit, which comes in handy for those occasions when his s/o gets a cut or a mini wound. If he’s close by, he’s going to treat and band aid it with impressive, swift hands before she can see the smallest drop of blood.

Law actually doesn’t really like that he has to go the extra mile to ensure that she doesn’t wobble or, in a worst case scenario, have a panic attack at the sight of blood. It might sound selfish, but it’s actually just because he has learnt to live with blood as if it was a second skin thanks to his profession, both as a pirate captain and as a surgeon.

He always ends up denying that this bothers him, especially to her. She has apologized for all the extra work she has put him through for the sake of her comfort, several times, but Law brushes it off as something unimportant. He doesn’t want her to feel upset for something that isn’t even her fault, Law wouldn’t be doing any of this if he didn’t care.

The more time he spends next to her, the easier it is to dismiss the idea of a long distance relationship. At first he thought that it would be better for everyone’s health to just ensure a happy life for her in a small, peaceful island, but he has never had the guts to suggest abandoning her like that. When he becomes her s/o, Law immediately discards the idea.

When he decides that there’s no way she’s going to leave his crew, Law starts to seriously suggest some kind of therapy to get rid of her fear. It’s just the little things, such as asking her to not look away when she sees a small cut, until it becomes too much. He’s mindful of how much it drains her.

The usual blood tests he runs on his crew also become milestones in this path they’re walking together, because every time she can handle the sight of blood a little better, Law always makes sure to let her know how proud he is of her. He has a nice storage of sweet goodies stacked up to gain some glucose after the removal of blood, so he decides to take some time off his busy schedule to have some snacks with her.

The last step after the very long progress is placing his heart on her hands – quite literally. Law knows that she’s scared, and won’t do this until after they have both thoroughly agreed on it, but they know they have come a long way when she doesn’t do much more than freeze a little when the heavy and warm cube that kept his beating heart was placed on her palm. Perhaps it was just knowing that it took Law a lot of trust to go this far for her, but the sight of the small waves of blood going from one ventricle to another as the organ throbbed calmly… it didn’t terrify her that much.

Roronoa Zoro

Zoro honestly doesn’t understand why the hell she started to scream when he came back from the island with a terribly beaten up arm, bruised and bloody. Looking back now, he still doesn’t see the big deal in it, but he does feel kind of bad for screaming at her to shut up. He will just admit it was the pain snapping, not him.

He just can’t help but disregard and even understimate her fear. Blood is the most natural thing in the world in his books and his thick skull really can’t fit in the idea of it being as frightening as she feels it is. It’s nothing personal, he just has this attitute towards most phobias because he’s nearly fearless and can’t really relate.

At first he’s most likely going to get really annoyed if she “overreacts”, and won’t do much to help her if he comes back with half an ear off or cuts all over his chest. It’s not like she’s being forced to see him in that state, she can totally just ignore him and the thick blood dripping with every step he took, and Zoro expects her to do just that.

One way to easily notice that he has become her s/o and that he cares about her is that he won’t ask her to stop crying over spilled blood, like he used to. He does his damn best to stop himself from snapping at her because he doesn’t want to upset her anymore than she is; he knows she’s having it rough enough already. Still pretty terrible at comforting, but gives the best, warm hugs to bring her back if she gets too lost in her fear.

Quite overprotective, and this trait is just enhanced by the fact that he feels that his s/o can never be truly safe if she is unable to make a potential threat bleed. This is why he usually asks her to stay onboard. He knows it’s difficult to protect her when she can’t see blood, so even staying by her side while exploring the town is risky. However, he’s totally confident in his ability to knock some weak punks unconscious without having anyone shed blood.

Zoro is the kind of lover who tries too hard, but occasionally fails just as hard. If his s/o gets a small injury, he’s next to her within the next few seconds, but he’s also struggling with the sticky band aids. He still tries to curse in his lowest voice because he doesn’t want to startle her and make the situation worse – how bad could a cut get?! Pretty bad, if we’re talking about Zoro, but he has the best intentions only, really.

As sadistic and weird as it sounds, he kind of enjoys the taste of blood so, instead of treating a cut with the complex doctor stuff, he’d rather just suck it clean, like the old school guy he is. Her red face and nervous breathing tells him that the cure is worse than the disease itself, though. He tries, but he’s really a mess.

Zoro is kind of better at supporting from the sidelines, honestly. One very sweet example is that everytime his lover gets out of Chopper’s office feeling upset because of a blood test, he’s always waiting for her outside to carry her to the crow’s nest for a well-deserved nap.

Her context gives him the BEST excuse to push that perverted cook over the railing. Of course Zoro’s not going to let Sanji near his s/o when there’s the risk of her seeing a nosebleed. He doesn’t usually need an excuse to kick Snooj away, but this one works perfectly because Sanji respects his s/o’s and will actually stay away from her and, subsequently, from Zoro.

His ideas involving some kind of progress to help her overcome her fear would be too blunt to put into practice. He kind of believes that exposing his s/o to a bag of blood (that Chopper won’t lend him) while embracing her and helping her calm down before its presence is a good idea. Knowing this, it’s really not a surprise that she still fears blood with a passion, but it’s not that much of a problem when her lover tries his best to protect her from it.

#Trafalgar Law #Roronoa Zoro #Female Pronouns #Headcanons #One Piece #madlymiho

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foolgobi65 · 5 years

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meta re: figuring out how old bhadra is, and also when exactly bhalla got married and spawned a child lmao. (also some about the poor woman who had to be his wife.) under cut for length lol

hmm so i just saw a meta which puts bhadra as just a few months younger than mahendra which is interesting, and i can see that being possible given the two actors, but where i disagree is the part of this theory that implies bhalla is married when baahu and devasena are still together. i think if bhalla were to get married, baahu and devasena would have to be invited, just in terms of propriety. i think bhalla would actually enjoy the huge state ceremony that would serve to show how small devasena and baahu were now in contrast. i also think that at this point in the story, while baahu is still alive and married to devasena, bhalla has no interest in his own marriage -- he’s definitely not married (at least imo) at the time of their exile, and even if he wanted a child to compete for the throne at that point baahu’s kid would still be a good 6 months older regardless. i think bhadra must definitely be a few years younger than mahendra (who i believe is around 24ish years old.) bhalla’s obsession with devasena reads to me as about possession rather than a singleminded love or want to make her his real wife. the fact that we don’t see bhalla’s wife at all later makes me think that she’s either dead, or he never married and bhadra is bhalla’s child with a woman bhalla never married. i can see bhalla being obsessed with devasena his entire life, particularly as a transference of both his prior obsession with sivagami as the mother and queen ruler figure who in is mind loved baahu more, and also his obsession with baahu who was just better than bhalla at the things that bhalla wanted (primarily the easy adoration of the people and sivagami.) devasena, both as legal queen mother and clearly sivagami’s annointed heir at her last moments, and as baahu’s love, becomes the object of bhalla’s lifelong hatred and to me he tortures her daily as both substitute for sivagami and baahu who are dead and beyond his reach, and also for her own sake because let’s not underestimate devasena’s ability to piss off bhalla. i think on a surface level when he saw her picture he did feel lust, and so i think there is a very gross and terrible sexual aspect to his need to keep her in chains and under his grip. bhadra clearly states some very disgusting sexually tinged insults at devasena (calling her a whore multiple times) which is obviously a learned behavior from i assume bhalla and maybe biju. all this to say that for me, the main woman in bhalla’s life until his death is devasena. his last words are even to devasena, rather than mahendra who is the clear baahu replacement, and he tells her to join him on the pyre which is reminiscent of what this society demands of good warrior wives.

if bhalla was married, it was a grand alliance where she was probably fabulously wealthy and beautiful and the marriage was conducted with lots of pomp and circumstance in order to distract people from the fact that baahu and sivagami were dead alongside mahendra, and devasena was in chains in the city center. biju found the bride, sent the single most annoying proposal on earth, which implied invasion if she wasnt promptly sent having tied the mangalsutra to bhalla’s sword. definitely wealthy, may or may not have military importance. definitely a beautiful woman, a quiet woman with no personality who was promptly destroyed by having to live under a cruel sadistic man who was obsessed with his dead brother’s caged wife. if bhadra didnt seem so old that he could probably be only max a few years younger than mahendra i would say that bhalla’s wife probably takes a few years to concieve: bhalla would probably be the type of terrible man to treat a woman so badly she would miscarry. but bhadra is pretty close to mahendra’s age, so bhalla’s wife must have conceived pretty quickly. as he desperately needed an heir at the time bhalla, once she is pregnant, ignored her almost entirely except for once a week when he had her carried in a palanquin to see devasena so that he could gloat about his impending fatherhood. the poor woman would by this point be of a sickly sort, even if she had been healthy at the time of her marriage, have a difficult pregnancy exacerbated by her sheer terror at the thought of having anything less than an exceedingly strong male heir. ( i cant imagine biju or bhalla would be anything less than extremely direct about the consequences if the child was born with a disability, or god forbid was a girl.) her entire pregnancy would be one folk remedy after another guaranteed to produce a strong, healthy prince, all eight months after the pregnancy announced to the public an empire wide endeavour to ensure the safe arrival of the prince to be. thousands of ceremonies across the kingdoms would be funded, each sending her the fruits of their sacrifice for her to eat. everything about her day would be micromanaged from the time she woke, to the clothes she wore and the direction she faced when she slept. devasena, who spent the last three months of her own pregnancy exiled in a mining community and yet delivered a strong child, looks at the queen who somehow seems to be weakening every visit and wonders at the great gods’ irony.

one of my headcanons about the weird family strength is that these babies take a toll on their gestating mothers, and so only a particular type of woman is capable of surviving the pregnancy and birth -- sivagami and devasena are both of this type, and so they find their pregnancies relatively easy, and their births are normal and safe. you can either take this to be something physical or mental, or if you’re more into magical explanations for magical strength, its a (terrifying and horrible) way of the family line basically validating the queen: if she survives, she’s deserving of being queen mother. baahu’s mother and bhadra’s mother aren’t sivagami and devasena, though they’re probably wonderful women in their own right. the pregnancies sap them of their strength and nutrients (kind of like a leech), and when they give birth it is a long, drawn out process in which the babies had they not had the family strength would have died. the mothers both bleed out. the kingdom barely mourns the queen it barely had a chance to know -- if she becomes pregnant so quickly after marriage, bhalla would never have risked her out in public. instead, there is a massive celebration to anoint the heir to the empire, and bhalla invests heavily in propagating a narrative that has bhadra solely his son: his wife the queen is erased from the stories entirely, it is almost as if bhadra sprung straight from bhalla’s skull, the perfect son.

the queen’s death doesn’t break the alliance of her marriage, but it does downgrade them from slightly favored allies to just one with the rest -- there is a rumor that does not die no matter how hard they try that she died of a broken heart, that she grew so sickly in the heart of the empire despite the best of all medicine because she did not want to get better, or try to mother the son of her demon husband. (they are half right: the queen, delirious in her last moments, does not regret leaving her husband who happens to be the worst man she has ever met, nor does she regret leaving her disgusting father in law. she regrets somewhat having to leave devasena, whom the queen had nursed a slight hope of helping somewhat in the future when her place as the heir’s mother gave her a little more leverage. most of all, she regrets that she leaves her son, whom in her heart of hearts she had viciously wished to be a daughter, to the cruel mercies of his father. she was never going to be a strong woman in this palace, but even something might have been better than nothing, she thinks. just a little kindness, she hopes for someone to teach him, a little mercy. and then, thinking again of her burning hatred for her husband, whom she damns to all the hells that exist, the only true empress mahishmati has in 50 years dies. her first marriage anniversary will be in one month.)

the other option for bhadra’s mother imo is that she’s a favoured courtesan of bhalla. for this i think its definitely possible that their relationship can be established even before mahendra’s birth -- there’s no reason they aren’t together even prior to the kalakeyan war. this might be a way to make it easier for bhadra to be closer in age to mahendra, where bhalla, despite being consumed with his obsession for devasena continues to visit and the courtesan becomes pregnant (whether she plans this after reading the room and realizing bhalla has ruled for 3 years and has no heir is up to you.) there is obviously no pomp and circumstance here for the duration of the pregnancy, almost no one is aware of the child’s paternity. many kings have many natural born children, and bhalla initially believes that this child will be like any other though unique in a sense for himself because it will be his first child at all. then, he thinks, realizing that he isnt really inclined to marry but requires an heir. within this option there is the possibility for a queen who simply cannot give bhalla a child (maybe she miscarries, whether because of bhalla’s behavior or on purpose because she doesn’t want to have his child) or just ... bhalla doesnt want to get married because he’s obsessed with devasena. the courtesan is sent a message, and under the utmost secrecy is moved to a chamber in the inner palace where her every want is cared for in the hopes of her delivering a strong, male child. she is treated as a queen for the eight months and when she gives birth she probably survives. she is definitely not allowed to raise the child -- bhalla announces that bhadra is his heir, his natural born son, and does not announce the mother. bhadra is raised entirely as bhalla’s son, never allowed to question his mother’s identity or to meet her. either she remains within bhalla’s palace, as a continued object of his favor or is allowed to leave mahishmati after a vow of silence regarding bhardra’s parentage.

anyways, i’m putting bhadra at 20/21 to mahendra’s 24, and if bhalla gets married he probably thinks about it a year after baahu’s death, gets married a year after that, the queen dies within a year of the marriage (all a space of 3ish years.) option 2, it’s been 3 years and bhalla keeps pushing off thoughts of marriage and then opportunity falls into his lap. in general this is in line with my belief that bhalla at a base level does not care about any woman except for devasena, particularly after he has her in chains. before this, his sole object was the throne, and if he married at that point it would be a political alliance to make him a more favorable candidate for the crown for sure. needing to get married doesn’t occur to him (and to be fair doesnt seem to occur to baahu until he falls in love.) as king he’d only consider marriage in terms of getting an heir, and he wouldn’t care about the woman he married at all -- he’d treat her horribly, probably venting all the anger and frustration he cant with devasena because she lives in the cage which in a sense protects her from the worst physical/sexual abuse. the only respite his wife, another woman entirely under his control, would have is probably becoming pregnant. a favored courtesan, particularly one who had a relationship pre the whole devasena obsession, would have a different dynamic with him, especially since she’s technically “his’ but also not entirely in the way a wife would be. less abuse imo for sure, and the significantly less scrutiny and pinned hopes on her pregnancy results in her general good treatment rather than the exhausting micromanaging characteristic of a wife/queen.

both of these options basically result in bhalla and biju having total control on the raising of bhadra to be the Worst, and for bhadra’s identity to basically be “bhalla’s son” more than even regular princes who define themselves as their father’s sons. the woman is erased entirely from the narrative, and exists entirely to give bhalla an heir and then conveniently disappear, as distasteful as that is.

as usual, any other ideas/opinions/complete negations are welcome!! please comment or reply i’m really interested to see what you all think!!!

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