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[greatlydelirious]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞

Slashers x F!Reader

What [blank] Dicks Look Like Masterlist

summary: “An extremely detailed description of different Slasher dicks.” Hex Color Codes, predictions of exact measurements, what sex would be like; basically, I went crazy with it.

warnings: pure debauchery, very much my own opinion 

Billy Loomis:

Height - 6′ 0″ (1.82m)

Body Type - Lean, Toned

Tip - #AE6D6A

Shaft - #D49D8A

Length - 6.8in (17.27cm)

Girth - 4.6in (11.68cm)

Details - Circumcised, cleanly shaven, and has noticeable dark blue veins when he becomes fully erect. Grower, not a shower.

Billy is a lot of things; mysterious, brooding, and brash, but understated isn’t one of them. His plans are big, but his cock is bigger. It wasn’t a surprise for you when you say how large he was for the first time. Although it barely fit in you, it did fit his personality. The only thing he is more passionate about than revenge is fucking you until you can barely walk the next day and need to call out of school.

Expect to also have bruises and love bites to boot. Billy loved to lay his claim on you by making sure you had visual reminders that you were taken. Even if he was with Sidney, he needed everyone to know you weren’t up for grabs.

Just like him, the tip of his cock is a dark and heady reddish-purple. Billy’s taste in sex is quite rough and possessive. He took you with his cock in every way imaginable and only used positions that had you flush against him.

If he’s not inside you, he’s practically fucking you with his eyes. He watches your every move like a predator assessing its prey. An apt description when his eyes are as dark as a shark and he holds you so tight like you’ll bolt at any moment.

Do you want to be possessed completely and treated like a fuck doll? If so, Billy Loomis is your guy.

Stu Matcher:

Height - 6′ 3″ (1.90m)

Body Type - Lanky, Toned

Tip - #EDA491

Shaft - #F1BDA8

Length - 7in (17.78cm)

Girth - 3.9in (9.90cm)

Details - Circumcised, hair is a little overgrown, but it’s thin so it’s not really a problem. Tilts to the left.

Just like his stature, Stu’s cock is thin and long. He fits nicely into your pussy but couldn’t completely bottom out.

Sex with Stu is more fun than anything else. He likes to make you giggle and squirm, especially while you’re impaled on his cock. He’s a goofball through and through, but at the drop of hat, he’ll go from tickling you to fucking into you like a man possessed.

Like any other young man, Stu’s as horny as it gets. His love language is touch so he’ll always either have his arms around you or have you planted on his lap. The latter was a dangerous game as it inevitably led to him grinding up into your ass. You tried to be discrete, but he was so long and always so hard against you, you couldn’t help but blush and bite your lip till you almost bled to suppress the string of moans that threatened to spill out.

Billy would always snicker at how you “fucked like rabbits”. Thank God for birth control, because with how frequently you fuck and how deep Stu comes in you, you would be pregnant by now.

Despite your continuous salacious activities, your relationship was rather sweet. You loved how you had to go on your tiptoes to kiss him and the way you got to lay your head in the middle of his chest while you snuggled together. You especially loved how he always made sure you were comfortable and getting maximum pleasure from sex.

To make a long story short; Stu was the pinnacle of a golden retriever boyfriend (with a big dick).

Mark Hoffman:

Height - 5′ 9″ (1.75m)

Body Type - Strong

Tip - #D47F71

Shaft - #E3A78D

Length - 6.9in (17.52cm)

Girth - 5.3in (13.46cm)

Details - Circumcised, hair is trimmed, but not fully shaved, and he has one thick vein that runs along the underside of his shaft. Tilts upwards and to the right.

Intimidating was a word apt for all aspects of Mark Hoffman. Personality, looks, and more importantly his dick. You can still remember the first time you saw him in all his naked glory. As you gaped like a codfish, that damn devilish smirk spread across his face in cocky male triumph. At least that time you could agree with it.

The ratio of length and width was perfect for deriving pleasure that wasn’t painful, but filled you to the fullest. A personification of the phrase “just right”.

You loved to suckle and lick at the thick head of Mark’s cock. Lightly teasing him with pleasure light enough to make him grunt, but not completely come undone. But, just like the man himself, the tip is an angry red. Your teasing would last a minute before that same tip hit the back of your throat.

Mark loved to fuck your throat to feel how hard you work to accommodate him. Your lips stretched thin around his thickness almost uncomfortably. A factor that only worked to spur him on more.

When Mark Hoffman fucked you he didn’t seek to inflict pain. No, he made you so dick drunk that drool slid out your puffy lips and you couldn’t even begin to remember what day it was. That’s just what good dick does to a woman.

Bo Sinclair:

Height - 6′ 1″ (1.85m)

Body Type - Muscular 

Tip - #BD7365

Shaft - #D59C88

Length - 8.1in (20.57cm)

Girth - 5.4in (13.71cm)

Details - Circumcised, clean-shaven (I mean look at his face, man grooms himself), and he has multiple veins along his shaft that are sensitive. Tilts upwards, hefty balls.

Holy Mother Mary and Joseph, Bo has so much feral masculinity it borders on toxic... okay it definitely is toxic. He’s charismatic, sexy, has a killer smile, a huge cock, and he knows it. Not only knows it, but revels in it. Cockiness is the least of your worries when it comes to Bo, however.

Bo is an experienced lover since he was the resident playboy when Ambrose was still bustling with life. Now you get the pleasure of having him all to yourself. More of a curse than a blessing since the man has an insatiable sex drive.

He fucks every hole you have with a delicious stretch that makes you moan like a whore. Bo praises you for taking him so well by grunting at you about how you're his “good little slut”. Degradation is his specialty, but you’re usually too dick-drunk to care (and the darker side of you absolutely loves it).

Bo is a shower all the way. His tight jeans leave little to the imagination as whenever you’re in the same room you can see the hard outline of his cock. An instinctual display of his dominance. He needed to be in power and you were more than happy to give it to him.

One of his favorite things was to have you lie your back on the bed with your head hanging off so he can fuck your throat. Nothing spurred him on more than the sight of his cock bulging down your throat. Sometimes he liked to wrap one of his hands around your neck, so he can feel him fucking you even more.

Get ready to familiarize yourself with being sore because Bo won’t go easy on you. If you do complain he is more than happy to ease your pain with his damned mouth. Good for being an asshole and even better for bringing you pleasure.

Vincent Sinclair:

Height - 6′ 1″ (1.85m)

Body Type - Lean, Strong

Tip - #C98274

Shaft - #DCAC99

Length - 8.2in (20.82cm)

Girth - 5.2in (13.20cm)

Details - Circumcised, clean-shaven, and slightly paler than his brother. Tilts upwards and to the left.

Vincent is the sweet version of his brother Bo. Although they possess similar impressive equipment, he lavishes your body like you’re royalty. He is more of a giver than a receiver.

Aftercare with Vincent was glorious. In the afterglow of sex, he will wet a rag in warm water to wipe you both off before laying you against his chest. Once you become putty in his strong embrace, he likes to run a brush through your sex-tasseled hair. A gesture that is even more intimate than what you just engaged in.

Vincent thought it was fascinating that you are so fascinated with his dick. So much so that he surprised you with a mold of it as a gift for you to use whenever he was unavailable. (If Bo found out, you would never hear the end of it.) In return, you offered to model nude for Vincent which of course led to passionate, mind-melting sex. His room seemed to turn into a sauna during it all. You always ended up being hot and sticky with sweat that made you want to sleep the rest of the day away more than anything else.

Even though he was always quiet, during sex he didn’t hold back the animalistic grunts that crawled from his throat. Fitting since his cock was perfect for breeding you fully. Another accurate fact since Vincent always lovingly stroked your belly afterward.

Vincent is sugar, spice, and everything nice in and out of the bedroom (if you aren’t a prospective statue that is).

Lester Sinclair:

Height - 5′ 7″ (1.70m)

Body Type - Scrawny 

Tip - #C7877E

Shaft - #D6A795

Length - 5.3in (13.46cm)

Girth - 3.8in (9.65cm)

Details - Uncircumcised, a nice accumulation of hair, and veiny. 

This man is the picture you see when you look up why size doesn’t matter. Lester has no qualms about putting in the work to make you orgasm. He eats you out like a starved man and his fingers are so deft that you forget he spent most of his day cleaning roadkill. Additionally, Lester always made sure to pay special attention to your clit while he fucked you.

He is the king of a quickie. In his truck, on top of his truck, on the ground, or in the bathroom; the man knows how to get you both off and do it fast. Especially since his brother Bo will never give the two of you peace.

Lester liked to call you his “little slice o’ heaven”. In his words, you were as sweet as pie and tasted like it too. It didn’t take much for you to rile the man up till he was chomping at the bit to touch you. When you wore your lace bra and tank top he would be practically beg on his knees.

Everyone underestimated him, but that left more for you. Who doesn’t love a man who isn’t afraid to get down and dirty? (Oh yeah, he totally eats ass too. I have no shame in saying it).

Brahms Heelshire:

Height - 6′ 3″ (1.90m)

Body Type - Muscular

Tip - #DA9F99

Shaft - #D7A294

Length - 7.8in (19.81cm)

Girth - 4.6in (11.68cm)

Details - Circumcised, hairy just like the rest of him (facts are facts). Hangs low.

It was a mystery how Brahms was so well endowed with, well... everything. The man was mouth-wateringly muscular despite his proclivity for slinking in the walls all day and to say he was hung was the understatement of the century.

One time when Brahms was desperately grinding against your stomach you shivered at the realization of how long he was. The tent that grew in his sweatpants could have housed five people. A fact that the boy didn’t fully quite understand.

Ever the eager one, Brahms wanted nothing more than to completely sheath himself inside you in one thrust. Although, a good hard squeeze of his cock made him listen to you; even if he whined in need. (However, he loved nothing more than to bury his face in your sweet folds. Something he was far too good at for his inexperience.)

He liked when you were authoritative yet sweet. Whispering to him what you wanted him to do if he wanted to be your “good boy” while running your thumb along the slit on the pretty pink head of his cock.

Although Brahms only slightly stretched your pussy, the way he could barely bottom out in you made your toes curl with tortuous delight. Each push inside you made him rub against the spot that made your eyes roll back and made his tip kiss your cervix.

Brahms Heelshire may have no experience before you, but he learns rather quickly like the good boy he is.

Thomas Hewitt:

Height - 6′ 5″ (1.95m)

Body Type - Wide, Strong

Tip - #C7777A

Shaft - #EABCAF

Length - 4.8in (12.19cm)

Girth - 6.0in (15.24cm)

Details - Uncircumcised, another hairy bastard, and has thick veins. Huge balls.

What he lacks in length, he makes up for in width, because just like every other inch of his body, Thomas’s cock is thick.

Prep is key for the beast of a man to snuggly (while still stretching) fit inside your warm depths. Thomas is desperate as he spreads you with his fingers, one at a time. One turns into two turns into three, and by the fourth, you’re a whimpering wet mess begging to finally be filled by the real thing.

Pre-cum weeps from the tip of his blushing cock as his bulky frame cages you in and fucks you like an animal in heat. The deep flush on the head is the same color as the flush on his cheeks by the end of your far too-loud lovemaking.

Charlie Hewitt often vulgarly taunted Tommy about him “fucking” you, but Thomas was so head over in heels with you, the only phrase he liked to call what you two did was lovemaking. Even if he was rather rough on occasion. Every time your sweet voice asked him, “Do you want to make love to me Tommy?” while you stroked his broad chest, he felt like he would burst right then and there.

Tall, strong, and wide, not only was he sturdy enough to not be swept away by a tornado, Thomas Hewitt could satisfy all your primal needs. And you did for him as well, because based on the whined grunts and growls he showers you with; pumping you full of his cum was Thomas’s favorite thing.

Michael Myers:

Height - 6′ 8″ (2.03m)

Body Type - Strong

Tip - #EFA29A

Shaft - #F5BEAB

Length - 9.7in (24.63cm)

Girth - 5.6in (14.22cm)

Details - Circumcised, good amount of hair, and veiny. Hangs low (Do you see the size of that thing?).

Silent, but deadly. Inhumanely strong. A giant amongst man. And that’s just the descriptions for Michael’s dick. But seriously, it was a wonder how you survived being his girlfriend. He was a little too thick and a little too long. Not that you're complaining, it’s just A LOT to get used to.

Michael took you hard and near brutal when he wanted, how he wanted you. Despite this he still had an underlying tenderness. When he slammed you against the wall he cradled the back of your skull in his enormous hand. Instead of just ramming in you he scissored two of his thick fingers inside you to make sure you were relaxed and wet enough to accommodate him. Something that didn’t take very long, especially when he let your hands roam across the expanse of large muscle he procured over the years.

The light pink tip of Michael’s cock was soft and velvety; a stark contrast to the rough edge of, well, everything about him. Surprisingly, Michael wasn’t keen on fucking your throat like he did your pussy. He enjoyed looming over you as you gently sucked on the head while stroking his shaft with both of your hands (there was even room for a third). 

Sometimes he even just liked using your mouth to warm his large cock. That’s the only way you could get him to finally lay in bed. Nothing was more comforting for him than resting his cock in your wet mouth while you occasionally swallowed around him to prevent yourself from soaking your sheets in drool.

With his size pain was customary, but it only added to the onslaught of pleasure Michael gave you time after time.

Freddy Krueger:

Height - 5′ 10″ (1.77m)

Body Type - Average

Tip - #E37B6E

Shaft - #FCBCA0

Length - 6.1in (15.49cm)

Girth - 3.9in (9.90cm)

Details - Self-circumcised (iykyk), no hair whatsoever, and similar to the look and texture of the rest of his skin. Details are for his natural state because he can make his dick whatever he wants.

This is what nightmares are made of it, but when it comes to you it is in the most sensual way. Like I said above I put what I think is his “natural dick state”, but Freddy can be as big or small as you want him to be. Want to be fucked by tentacles? He can do that. Want to be fucked by a guy with two dicks? Easy peasy. Want to be fucked by a dick that vibrates? Okay, I think you get the point by now.

If you’re into Freddy you have to be a little bit of a masochist. Those knife fingers aren’t just for display babe. It’s his way to have you marked by him even when you aren’t in the same realm. You either have to bundle yourself up or create lie on top of lie about how you have a really angry cat.

After terrorizing some poor victim, Freddy loved to thoroughly pump the leftover adrenaline into you. This made sleep not fully restful for you. The only time he is soft on you is when you fall asleep during the day. If he is not busy during those times, he will shower you with gentle touches and slow foreplay. Freddy likes to call you his “sleepy kitten”. Which is a nice reprieve from the many other groaned nicknames. Including but not limited to; slut, whore, dripping cunt, dirty little bitch, etc.

Freddy might be a dirty old man, but he is your dirty old man.

Jason Voorhees:

Height - 6′ 5″ (1.95m)

Body Type - Strong

Tip - #AE8071

Shaft - #CDAD90

Length - 7.1in (18.03cm)

Girth - 5.7in (14.47cm)

Details - Uncircumcised, sparse/ patchy hair, and deep purple veins. Tilts slightly down.

Jason is like water in your hands (no pun intended). He was enamored by you the first time he saw you. You were so delicate and soft-spoken and didn’t engage in all the sinful activities everyone around you did. Rarely did his mother approve of anyone, but for the first time Pamela told Jason to go protect the “sweet girl”. Something he couldn’t agree with more.

Although he is the most inexperienced, he is also the most eager. Jason doesn’t fully understand his own arousal, but what he did know was that he wanted to touch you... everywhere. Pure instinct and your encouragement aids him in exploring your joint pleasure.

The last thing Jason wanted to do was hurt you. Unfortunately, he didn’t quite understand his own strength. Anytime you whined out in pain, he would immediately stop and pet your head in a gentle apology. All of Jason’s actions stem from the need to do good. Originally it was just for his mother, but now he wanted to do good for you even more so.

Jason’s cock has a dull hue due to his “reincarnation”, but you don’t mind. More than half of the time he is buried deep inside you anyway. He is so long and wide that its hard to pay attention to anything, but him.

At first Jason comes extremely quickly because the foreign pleasure is too overwhelming for him. Thankfully, he has no problems getting hard again and finishing right where you both left off. Stamina and strength coursed through his vein with an inhuman longevity.

With a little handholding, Jason has the attributes to be the sweetest and most attentive lover.

Jesse Cromeans:

Height - 6′ 7″ (2.00m)

Body Type - Muscular

Tip - #E3A391

Shaft - #EFC2A5

Length - 7.2in (18.28cm)

Girth - 4.5in (11.43cm)

Details - Circumcised, clean-shaven, and rather smooth. Perpetually hard.

Unlike all the other little pigs, Jesse tortures you with pleasure and only a bearable amount of pain. Considering his size, he found it easy to succeed in just that. In tandem with knives, ropes, whips, paddles, toys, and various tools of course.

Not only does the mask stay on during sex, but also the camera. The only eyes who would ever re-watch it though is his. In a way, you’re Jesse’s muse. You inspire his strong ambition and lust for blood. Truly the only woman to spread warmth throughout his body. Well, a warmth that’s not from blood.

I also need to mention that he smells so good. A mix of aftershave, cologne, and a hint of metal is a concoction that calls to your hormones. Masculine, yet sophisticated.

“Perpetually hard” means just that. Jesse is always ready to fuck you. If he isn’t actively doing it he’s either watching one of your shared tapes or thinking about it. The sheer thrill from his kills only adds to this constant flame of desire. Anyone who lengthens how long it will take for him to get back home to you will greatly regret it.

Jesse has the means to give you anything your heart desires. Although all you will be able to think about is his cock and dominating presence over you.

Asa Emory:

Height - 6′ 0″ (1.82m)

Body Type - Lean

Tip - #EDAB90

Shaft - #F8CBB4

Length - 6.9in (17.52cm)

Girth - 4.7in (11.93cm)

Details - Circumcised, clean-shaven, and flushes a hue of red when fully erect. Tilts upwards.

Like the creations he strives to make, Asa’s cock is perfection. Consistently colored with a small hue of red on the tip, soft-skinned, and tilted upwards enough to rub against your most sensitive areas. You would expect nothing less from him though.

This is an extremely dominant and submissive relationship. Although you are his prized creature, nothing is given to you freely. You must earn all his affection and expect to be punished when you act beyond your means. Asa loved how sweet you sounded while begging, but he loved how wobbly you sounded while being reprimanded more.

His cock is also big enough to hurt when he decided you didn’t deserve a gentle touch. However, if you took it like a good girl, he would make sure to soothe your aches and let you have a clean slate the next day.

Since Asa was the only person you interact with, you don’t merely crave his touch; you starve for It. Being a rare bird in a gilded cage made you stir crazy, but the second he spent time with you, all your previous sadness was quickly forgotten.

You may rely on Asa for everything, but no pet could ever compare to you. TLDR; You are a glorified sex slave, but no one in your life has cared for you this extensively.

Norman Nordstrom:

Height - 5′ 10″ (1.77m)

Body Type - Muscular

Tip - #ECA9A1

Shaft - #EEBEA2

Length - 8.4in (21.33cm)

Girth - 5.1in (12.95cm)

Details - Circumcised, hair is trimmed, and has one thick vein on the top side of his shaft that goes from the base all the way to the tip. Tilts upwards, hefty balls.

Norman is a strong force of nature despite his visual impairment. Extraordinarily little would lack in your relationship. He has great spatial awareness and even better hearing. Another bonus was that he loved to constantly be touching you. Norman had a particularly good idea as to what you look like. Not that your looks mattered to him. Your heart was invaluable and to be honest… so is your pussy.

Even though Norman is much older than you, he has no problems getting hard and fucking you properly. And boy his cock was so huge it was easy for him to have you drooling. He is also huge on oral sex; not for him, but for you. Norman made sure you were sufficiently wet for him to fill you with minimal pain. He also only liked coming inside you. Truly the king of breeding kinks.

The mating press will become your go-to position. Not only did it keep his cum inside you the best, but it helped him press into you the deepest. You will eventually learn to have no shame. Norman sure didn’t. I mean his sweatpants left very little doubt that he was constantly horny for you.

Norman will treat you like a princess and protect you like a knight. All he asks for in return is your heart and eventually a child.

Yautja:

Height - 7′ to 8′ (2.13m - 2.43m)

Body Type - Muscular 

Tip - #83453D

Shaft - #7F6C41 near the tip and fades to #71653D at the base

Length - 12.4in (31.49cm)

Girth - 6.5in (16.51cm), 7.5in (19.05cm) knot 

Details - Nothing to circumcise, no hair, and more details are below. Huge balls.

Did you really expect an 8-foot alien creature with more strength than you could ever dream of possessing to have an averagely large cock? The virility of Yautja males is unmatched by any other species in existence. Your hands will be figuratively and literally full.

Yautjas have their genitals sheathed inside them while they’re not actively mating. Leaving the area of the groin a rough round mound of skin. Due to their frequent hunting and sparring, it protects the sensitive flesh from being harmed.

The reddish-purple-hued tip is pointed and textured by ridges that help your male nuzzle his way deep inside you. Similarly, firm bumps and ridges travel down the widening shaft to aid in the mating process. The even thicker knot at the base of his cock keeps the Yautja snuggly in your depths to lock in all of his seed.

However, with the sheer quantity of hot seed he produces into you, a rush of it always spills out after he pulls out. While growling he will use his thick, rough fingers to coax it back inside you. An act that will never cease to make your face heat into a blush. 

You audibly gasped when you first saw your Yautja’s cock in all its unsheathed glory. In contrast, the male trilled at the sight of the soft pink flesh between your legs that was tantalizingly dripping for him. Neither of you had seen the opposite species naked before. Something about the foreignness of it all made you even more worked up.

Mating with a Yautja is difficult at first, but once you finally fit all of him inside you, you’ll crave nothing else.

The amount of calculation and color comparison I did for this is wild. I hope you got a kick out of reading this because I sure did while writing it. Any and all interactions are greatly appreciated <3

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[justagalwhowrites]

Perhaps a Fucksgiving prompt: Joel, in grey sweatpants. (I can't be the only one so affected by grey sweats, right?!) Doesn't even matter what universe it's in because I think it could work in Lavender, Yearling, or NIT. Or something new. Just...have fun with it, lol.

AHHH BESTIE!!!

I love this, thank you so much for this ask. So here's NIT!Joel being an absolute fucking menace in gray sweatpants.

LOVE YOU!!

Fucksgiving 2K23: Gray Sweatpants

Joel makes an... interesting wardrobe choice for Thanksgiving dinner prep. A New in Town BestFriend'sDad!Joel drabble that can be read as a stand alone.

Pairing: Joel Miller x Female Reader (both from New in Town)

Warnings: SMUT :D No use of Y/N. Minors DNI 18+ only

Length: 1.8k

“It’s too early for this,” you groaned, face down in your pillow. “It’s supposed to be a holiday…” 

Joel chuckled, his large, warm hand spreading over the bare skin of the small of your back. 

“You stay in bed,” he pressed a kiss between your shoulder blades. “I’m the one who decided to smoke a turkey.” 

“No,” you sighed, turning your head against the pillow so your voice wasn’t muffled anymore. “Not going to make you get up on your own. Just do me a favor and start the coffee?” 

He laughed again. 

“Whatever you say, Beautiful.” 

You listened to Joel getting dressed for a moment before you forced yourself to get out of the warm, comfortable bed. 

You loved Thanksgiving with the Millers. So many traditions, so many delicious foods, so many people you loved who loved you back. But the smoked turkey thing was new and, as it turned out, you’d been a lot more excited about it in theory than in practice. Morning sex was not an option when your boyfriend needed to be cooking before 8 a.m. Joel had gotten you some cute festive pajamas, at least - not that he ever left your clothes on long once you were in bed - and you pulled on the orange plaid pants and matching thermal before toying with your hair enough that it wasn’t a disaster and shuffling to the kitchen. 

The coffee pot’s brew cycle was just sputtering to an end when you got there and you pulled down a mug, pouring yourself a big cup and adding Irish cream before making Joel a cup of his own. You glanced at the clock. 7:18 a.m. Joel was never allowed to smoke a turkey again, you decided. Being up this early on Thanksgiving was a bridge too far. 

“You look exhausted,” Joel laughed as you squinted against the morning light. 

“You’d be exhausted, too, if you’d gone out with Sarah and her high school friends last night,” you groaned, passing him his favorite chipped mug, the one with an owl on it. “I swear, I feel like I’m still in my 20s and then I go bar hopping…”

You made your way over to a lounge chair by the pool and plopped down on it, taking a long sip of coffee. As the caffeine settled over you, you actually opened your eyes and took in the golden fall morning, the sun reflecting off the pool, the crisp air, the smell of wood chips as Joel got the smoker running, the outline of your boyfriend’s huge cock clearly visible through his gray sweatpants. 

You damn near choked on your mouthful of coffee when you noticed it, shooting up from the lounge chair coughing and sputtering. Joel frowned, watching you. 

“You alright over there?” He asked. 

“Oh I’m fucking great,” you coughed, beating on your chest a bit to get the rest of the coffee down. “You’re getting changed before Sarah comes over, right?” 

“Wasn’t plannin’ on it,” his frown deepened. “She’s bringing cinnamon rolls over in…” he glanced at his watch. “‘Bout an hour or so. Was just gonna wear this until closer to dinner. Why?” 

“Because, babe, I’m pretty sure I can tell from here whether or not you’re circumcised and that’s not because I had your cock in my mouth last night.” 

Joel’s eyes went wide and he looked down before looking over at you again. 

“They’re just sweatpants, baby.” 

You snorted. 

“They’re gray sweatpants,” you replied. “Those are an entirely different animal.” 

Joel’s frown deepened. 

“What? Why?” He asked. “They’re… they’re sweatpants!” 

“You really don’t know this?” You laughed a little. He shrugged, still looking at you like you were just a bit crazy. “Oh, babe…” 

You set your cup of coffee down and went over to him, looking him up and down. 

Yeah, you got to see Joel every day. You lived together, after all, and moving in together hadn’t exactly lessened your sex drives. The only day you hadn’t fucked in recent memory was when you had a stomach flu and you were too sick to have anything going into you, including Joel. But you still loved to look at him, at his shaggy, graying hair; at his soft, brown eyes; at his strong, broad chest. Even without the… advantageous sweatpants, you’d been enjoying the view. He might have been in a threadbare Texas Longhorns shirt that was probably the same age as Sarah he managed to look fucking gorgeous in it, the shoulders stretched a little tight and the sleeves a bit snug on his thick biceps, the outline of his soft stomach just visible through the drape of the fabric. 

“Let me demonstrate,” you said, locking your eyes on his and reaching down to trace over his cock through the fabric, starting at his tip with the lightest pressure. He gasped softly when you made contact with him and you smiled ever so slightly. “I can tell your head starts right here…” He moaned a little and you ran your fingers down to the ridge of him, tracing back and forth over the flare of his tip. “And that it ends right here.” 

“Fuck, beautiful…” 

You smiled and moved lower, down his shaft. 

“Can tell just how big you are,” you said, voice breathy. He moaned and you kept going until you were at the base of him, tracing him there, too, before wrapping your hand around him as best you could with the fabric between you, starting to stroke him. He whimpered, dropping his head to your shoulder. “And I can tell that you’re getting hard…” 

“Not giving me much choice in that, Beautiful,” he groaned. “Jesus fucking Christ…” 

You took your hand back. 

“But you’ve got a bird to smoke so…” 

You turned to go grab your coffee again, smirking once your back was to him. But Joel reached out and grabbed your wrist, pulling you back into him with a needy grunt. 

“Don’t know where you think you’re goin’…” he growled, pulling you tight against him, so tight you could feel his hardening length on your stomach. 

“Me?” You said, feigning innocence. “I just don’t want to be in the way of the chef…” 

“Shoulda thought of that sooner,” he kissed you firmly, desperately, his tongue opening your mouth and sliding inside. You kissed him back until he pulled away from you, breathless. “Gotta make this quick…” 

He took your hand and pulled you in the house and you laughed as he started tugging at your shirt the second you were in from the cool morning air. He tossed it on the couch and his mouth was almost immediately on your breast, sucking and licking at you as he maneuvered you back toward the couch. He pushed your pants and panties down as he did and you stepped out of them, leaving them in a pile on the floor. You pulled at Joel’s shirt and he almost reluctantly pulled his lips from you as you exposed his chest. He nudged you down onto the couch so you were sitting on the middle cushion and he spread your legs wide before shoving his pants to the floor.

Joel knelt between your thighs and hooked his hands in the crease of your knees, pulling your ass to the edge of the cushion as you let out a surprised yelp. He notched his head against your dripping hole and took hold of your thighs before thrusting fully into you in one sharp, firm motion. 

“Fuck!” You moaned, the stretch of him burning in the most satisfying way. 

“This what you were tryin’ to get me to do?” He panted as he fucked into you, fingers sinking into your flesh. “Tryin’ to get me to fuck you silly? That it?” 

“Fuck, yes!” You groaned and he slid one hand to your lower stomach, his thumb finding your clit as fingers spread wide over your skin. He pressed down on you and the sensation of him filling you grew impossibly stronger. You could feel his hand pushing on where his cock was opening you and your body was already getting tight and hot and needy. “Fuck, Joel, holy shit…” 

“Gonna fill you up real good, Beautiful,” his voice was strained. “Leave you so fuckin’ full of me, make you feel it all day.” 

You moaned at his words, at his thumb working you, at the slide of his thick, heavy cock as he pushed deep into you. 

“I’m gonna come, Joel,” you panted, all but squirming below his touch. “I’m gonna come, I’m gonna…” 

“Do it,” he fucked into you even harder. “Come for me, come on my cock, want you to milk this cock, give it to me, Beautiful, fucking come for me.” 

You obeyed, your hand flying to Joel’s forearm and digging your nails into him as your pussy fluttered and pulsed over him. 

“There she is,” he fucked you through it. “Jesus Christ, feel so fuckin’ good, gonna fill you up Baby, leave you so full…” 

He pressed deep, to the very end of you and you felt him spill deep inside you, his cock pulsing and throbbing as he filled you with rope after rope of his come. 

“Fuck,” he moaned as your orgasms both ended and he collapsed onto you, his head on your chest as you both panted for breath. You scratched your fingers through his hair and you kissed the top of his head, breathing in the fresh, clean smell of him that was now tinged with sex. 

After a moment he sat up enough to kiss you deeply as he pulled himself out of you and he got to his feet. He went to the bathroom and came back with a washcloth, gently cleaning your messy slit. 

“Just because I probably shouldn’t say this around your entire family, can I say that I’m thankful for your dick?” You teased.

Joel laughed, shaking his head. 

“I’m just thankful for you,” he said, leaning over and kissing you. “Pussy’s a bonus.” 

He passed you your clothes before gathering his own. He put on his shirt and underwear but tossed his sweatpants over his arm before heading back toward the bedroom. 

“What…” you began, but he cut you off. 

“Clearly can’t trust you around the gray sweatpants,” he teased. “Better change before you got me worried about a different kind of stuffing…” 

You groaned as you pulled on your shirt. 

“Oh shit, I forgot, you still have to actually get the turkey in the smoker!” 

He laughed. 

“Don’t worry, Beautiful,” he said. “Think that was worth dinner starting a bit late. Might have to make it a new Thanksgiving Day tradition.” 

You laughed, too. 

“We just might.” 

#fanfic #joel miller x female reader #kit answers #send asks #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #new in town #smut fic #fucksgiving #joel miller x oc

[trans4hire]

So I was originally just going to let this die in my notes where it belongs but since @catboybiologist seemed to really like it and encouraged me to share it here we go, my list of Catboy "Facts" (there's a story of how I got to this point that I'll put in the replies if you're curious)

Catboy facts:

Catboys are half-human half-cat meaning they are humans with cat like traits

Cat ears and tails, catboys only share traits with shorthair cats

Catboys are naturally hairless except for head eyebrows and tails, their hair also doesn't grow after reaching adulthood

Catboys have an average lifespan of 15-20 years and reach adulthood after just 1 year

Catboys can breed with other catboys, every catboy has a sort of branch 4 inches deep in their rectum that contains a uterus, it's smaller than Catgirls Uterus' so most Catboys will only have 1-2 kids at a time, their pregnancy term is 2 months

Catboys diet consists almost entirely of meat, such as fish, beef, pork, eggs, and milk

Catboys will produce milk for up to 2 weeks after giving birth

Catboy milk and catboy semen are made of the same ingredients, the only salient difference is in the lack of sperm in milk and the milk is pink whereas the semen is white

Catboys vary in intelligence with some as high as 100 IQ and most as low as 75 IQ

Catboys can breed with humans but pregnant catboys will only ever produce catboy offspring, if impregnating a human female the resulting offspring can be either catboy or human, a human giving birth to a child seeded by a catboy will still be pregnant for 9 months whether the child is a catboy or a human

Catboys are often preferred for catboy breeding for perceived "purity" as well as catboys inherently high impregnation chances and semen production 5 times greater than humans

Because of their lack of natural fur catboys can only live in warm climates in the wild and must be kept indoors during cold weather

Catboys have 4 small fangs in their mouth

Catboys tongues aren't rough as they have no need to lick themselves clean and their opposable thumbs mean they have no need to lick meat from bones

Most catboys love water and are natural born swimmers

Catboys have a tendency to knock things off high surfaces and stare at nothing for hours on end

Catboys can sleep up to 16 hours a day

Catboys have 4 ears, two cat on the top of their head towards the front and two human ears on the side of the head, both sets of ears are functional and provide excellent sense of hearing

Catboys are considered sub-human, they are protected from cruelty but aren't allowed to vote, own land or property, get married, etc

Catboy farming is illegal in three countries: North Korea, China, and Isreal.

Catboys have a tendency attraction towards males, a rare 1% of catboys are attracted to males and females

Female handlers are used to milk catboys since catboys can become attracted to male handlers, throwing off their normal rhythm

Catboys are often kept in chastity cages while not being milked or bred so they don't attempt to milk themselves or other catboys

Catboys were worshipped by the ancient Egyptians

Catboys and normal cats do not get along very well as strange as it sounds

Most catboy bedding is fleece to keep them warm

Many people have longcoats for their catboys in the colder months so they can still get exercise

Catboy semen is valuable in the breeding world, more valuable than most other types of semen due to the versatility of it

Catboys have no natural defense mechanism so they often don't last long in the wild, as such most catboys will prefer to live on farms or with humans

Catboys are generally recommended to be kept with other catboys or they could get depressed

Catboys enjoy napping in high places and in sunny areas

Catboys only divergence in breed is down to hair/tail color

Catboy penises range in size from 6-9 inches

Catboys aren't circumcised as it's considered cruelty due to being genital mutilation

Catboys range in height from 5'8" to 6'0"

Catboys used to have giant hands and feet, this trait was eventually bred out and isn't seen often in modern catboys

Catboys can speak but don't often speak to each other, using some unknown method of communication

Catboys have whiskers as babies but lose them 6 months after being born

Catboys are given earrings to keep track of them

Pet catboys while not as common as other popular pets are quite common in some countries

Germany is the catboy capital of the world...... apparently

Catboys generally prefer climates closer to the equator but can live as far North as some Canadian provinces if kept in the right conditions

Most catboys are only found in the western hemisphere and Europe, why Europe is an outlier is unknown

Your chances of being murdered by a catboy are low, but never zero

Keep one thing in mind after reading this: None of it matters, if your favorite catboy fact isn't up here or if you don't like X or Y about my catboys, make your own! Post catboy facts twice as long as mine. Don't like that mine live for a short time? Make yours Immortal. Don't like that mine are mostly hairless (like sphynx cats my Fav cats) then make yours look like chewbacca. Just don't take it out on me, I'm just a poor Catboy Farmer trying to make a living.

#catboy #gay #lgbt #trans4hire #queer #can't believe i made this #awful #nsft

[defilerwyrm]

Hey, trans guy here, and while I’m not personally interested in getting bottom surgery, I am interested in writing t4t erotica involving guys who have. Do you have any writing tips on that front or just stuff you wanna see from what I imagine is a pretty underserved niche?

Howdy and that’s awesome!

One thing that would be cool to see represented: not everyone who gets bottom surgery is a top! I’m sure not, though strangely my interest in playing that role has increased since I had the work done. You can be the biggest anal queen this side of Pornhub and still get bottom surgery. Only makes sense, right—if we can accept that having a dick doesn’t automatically make a cis man a top, the same is also true of trans men & transmascs.

Some things about a healed-up phallo dick from my experience, under a cut:

The head is VERY sensitive, and the base is very sensitive. Everything in between that has erotic sensation but in an “Mm that’s nice” kinda way until you add pressure too. Once it’s healed up, it is definitely possible to orgasm from stimulating it. How long that takes will vary, though. I was told it might be up to a year, but I have a crazy healing factor and had it back in like 2-3 months.

If you couldn’t successfully kill the hair follicles on a permanent basis via electrolysis and/or laser prior to surgery, there’ll be hair. (It’s not THAT weird. Plenty of cis men out there have hair on their shafts too!)

If you had a tattoo on your donor site, you’ve got a tattoo on your dick now, lol. It might be unrecognizable depending on where it was originally (especially on the inner wrist/forearm).

There’s a scar up the underside right in the middle and all around the base. The scar up the middle of your scrotum will look similar enough to the natural seam of an OEM scrotum that it’s not really notable.

The scrotum won’t have all the wrinkles an OEM one does at rest.

No foreskin, more’s the pity, but the head looks VERY much like a circumcised OEM penis once it’s healed.

Different donor sites tend to produce different results. The non-dominant forearm is preferred because they take a stretch of nerve with it and it’ll typically have the least subcutaneous fat, so you tend to get the best sensation and shape. With the back or thigh, bigger guys might end up with a Coke can cock, which cis men THINK they want but it’s a different story when it’s always that size.

Yep, it’s always the same size. Which means you’ve got something the size of an average-for-your-height erection at all times.

Without an implant, it’s quite floppy as you can imagine. If you manspread at all, you might have to shake a leg out when you stand up ‘cause your dick’ll go between your thighs, and you’ll notice real quick as soon as you start walking. Masturbation can be awkward depending on how you do it, but “double bagging” (wearing two condoms at once) will keep it stiff enough to top.

There are two types of implants you can get: a flexible rod made of silver encased in biostatic silicone that gets sutured to your pubic bone to make sure it stays in place (how metal is that?!), or an inflatable rod that has a pump & release in the scrotum. Look for “erectile dysfunction implant” if you’re researching these. With the former, you basically always have an erection, but it’s posable; not great if you wear a lot of Speedos, as my surgeon put it. With the latter, you choose when it stands up and when it lies down. These implants, along with testicular implants for those who get them, are always done at least 6-9 months after the initial surgery.

Recovery can be rough. I took 3 months off work and needed it. The first two and a half weeks were the worst because I had a suprapubic catheter in, and dear gods I hated being cathed. Felt like I had to pee at all times, even right after emptying the bag. Worth it, though, absolutely worth it.

If you do radial arm flap, you’ll end up with two scars aside from the ones on your groin: a rectangular graft that goes most of the way around (NOT all the way around; that leads to necrosis!) the forearm from the wrist to about halfway to the elbow; and a less-obvious rectangular scar shaped like an open book on the top of one thigh where they take a split-thickness (meaning, only part of the way down) skin donation for your arm graft. The graft is pretty obvious, especially if you’re chubby, but my leg scar is extremely subtle and continues to get fainter as my skin cycles itself out.

The graft will be forever hairless.

People will probably glance at the graft, and they might stare if they’re rude, but in the…what’s it been, almost two years I’ve had it, exactly one person has actually asked about it and that was when it was still fresh and extra gnarly-looking. I told her “It’s a graft, it’s not as bad as it looks” and there were no follow-up questions.

Because there’s nerve harvested from the inside of the forearm, sensation comes to the penis faster than it comes to the graft. The cut nerve DOES regrow! But for the first…I’d say 6-9 months? Ish? I could only feel pressure on the tissue UNDER the graft. Sensation is still duller there, but at this point I can feel temperature, moisture, and texture well enough.

Recovery includes physical therapy for the donor arm. The more you move that wrist early and consistently, the less stiff it will be when it heals. I’ll never be able to touch my thumb to my wrist again, but I also can’t do that on the right either now, so I think that’s more to do with my age than the surgery (I used to be a lot more hypermobile, but I am no longer a spring chicken).

Learning to pee standing up is a messy affair that involves cleaning the toilet and doing laundry a lot. Once you’ve got it down, though, it’s pretty awesome.

Chasers will now ghost me the instant they find out I am not biologically available to be their sexual experiment.

There are a LOT of other options for bottom surgery, but I only have passing familiarity with them based on hearing firsthand accounts and what I learned from my surgeon. Personally, I weighed meta vs phallo heavily; being able to get a natural erection with meta or Centurion was a very attractive prospect, but it just doesn’t produce a size that I would find satisfying in terms of my own self-image, so I went with phallo. There was never a question in my mind as to wanting vaginectomy with it. Beyond the unbelievable convenience of being able to pee standing up without an STP device, I fuckin’ HATED my front hole, and I REALLY hated being pressured about having things done to it (mostly by cis men, but not always) all the time.

#transgender #ftm #trans men #trans matters #queerdom #bottom surgery #phalloplasty #replies to things #working my way through asks!

[ultimate-babygirl]

Dick Headcanons (twst)

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle: Can a dick be cute? I think riddles would be. He’s not like small but y’know there’s bigger guys in the school. He’s average but he’s not going to let it stop him. It’s smooth and has a cute little pink head and it curves so gently (I want to fuck him so bad). He shaves but he’s one of those guys that barely grows hair down there anyway. Uncut

Cater: LONG. Not thick but he’s got LENGTH. He keeps it trimmed, and it’s circumcised. Not much to say otherwise. It’s good but nothing spectacular. It’s more impressive when it’s inside you.

Trey: The Biggest in heartslabyul. It’s long, it’s thick, and he will have to stretch you before he’ll even think about fucking you proper. It’s a little darker than the rest of him. He doesn’t shave it’s bushy. Uncut

Deuce: Fairly big. Nothing compared to Trey but he’s hung. Also uncut. he doesn’t shave often be he tries to keep it tamed. It gets so red when he’s hard

Ace: painfully average. He talks big game but his dick is like the most average dick one has ever seen. It’s not bad!! It’s just not at all what he talks it up to be. He’s circumcised, he doesn’t shave (he thinks it’s dumb and time consuming).

SAVANACLAW

Leona: ,,,it’s got ridges. HES THICK so fucking thick and as badly as he wants to just shove it in you he knows he has to prep you or get his ass beat later. Uncut, he keeps his hair trimmed but nothing special.

Ruggie: a little smaller than average but he makes up for it w/ incredible foreplay. A little darker than the rest of his body, and it gets this cute red flush when he’s hard. Doesn’t rlly shave but also doesn’t grow a whole lot so it’s not an issue. STUPIDLY sensitive. Circumcised.

Jack: KNOT!!!!! He has a knot idc no one talk to me he’s got one. He’s so big too ugh like proportionally it looks average on him but then you remember Jack is HUGE so his dick is too. A little darker than the rest of him. He keeps it trimmed short.

OCTAVINELLE

Azul: small (and he’s so self conscious about it). Like ruggie has experience to make up for it but azul does NOT. He doesn’t rlly need to shave since as a fish he doesn’t really grow body hair. Like riddle. If a dick can be cute, azul’s is definitely cute. Uncut and YES IT HAS BEAUTY MARKS IDC

Jade: LONGGG. Decently thick but mostly long. Again, doesn’t need to shave bc he doesn’t grow hair there. Also uncut. It curves just a little bit to the left.

Floyd: long and a little thicker than jade. Curves to the right. Overall though mostly the same. Uncut, doesn’t shave.

SCARABIA

Kalim: that’s like three housewardens w/ small dicks now god. I’m sorry but he’s just below average. It’s not bad!! He’s not at all self conscious about it. Much prefers to use his hands. He’s uncut and keeps it trimmed.

Jamil: a little longer than normal but otherwise average. Shaves smooth and he’s uncut. It’s got a bit of a thick head but when it pops in and he starts fucking you proper? 😩

POMEFIORE

Vil: Lonng. Keeps himself shaved smooth. He’s circumcised and the head gets pink when he’s hard. If I were to describe a dick as pretty it’d be vils

Rook: WHY IS HE SO THICK. Average in length but good lord he’s thick. It doesn’t seem natural 💀. Keeps himself trimmed, uncut.

Epel: ANOTHER CUTE DICK!!! Overall average but it’s so smooth and pink one can’t help but find it kind of cute. Of course that changes once he’s on top of you but this is about LOOKS. He doesn’t shave but he is circumcised.

IGNIHYDE

Idia: long, pale, smooth,, I want it in my mouth hhhhh. The carpet matches the drapes (not that one could tell, he shaves for convenience). Circumcised. Flushes all the way to the base

I ain’t doin ortho

DIASOMNIA

Malleus: TWO!!!! DICKS!!!!!!!!! They’re both decently long. Not so thick, but still a good size. Obviously the fact that he has two makes up for it. Both are uncut. He trims the hair, nothing fancy.

Lilia: ANOTHER ONE FOR THE CUTE DICK GANG. I’m obsessed w/ men having pretty/cute cocks evidently. This is something he actively chooses to have tho. He shaves it clean and he’s circumcised. The head gets so red it looks like it hurts

Sebek: THICKKKKK he’s so thick and for WHAT. I need to kiss it. Circumcised, doesn’t shave just bc he doesn’t feel like it. It’s not a major concern for him as long as he’s clean. Its a little darker than the rest of him. It’s got such a thick head too ugh. I just know he stretches u out SO GOOD

Silver: Average size, a little longer than normal. He keeps his hair trimmed. Uncut. Otherwise just. Fairly normal

#twst #twisted wonderland kalim #riddle rosehearts #cater diamond #trey clover #deuce spade #ace trappola #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #kalim al asim #jamil viper #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #epel felmier #idia shroud #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #silver #sebek zigvolt #ns/fw text #ns/fw

[ambear9]

fic stats meme

tagged by no one

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

the most hits

Can I Borrow and Egg? (44,175 words) E

“Can I help you?” Derek really didn’t want to open the door, but the smell of the person on the other side was intriguing and he needed to know who it belonged to. “Um sorry to bother you, but um do have an egg I can borrow” The guy was wearing fuzzy batman pajama pants and a red zip-up sweater zipped only halfway with no shirt underneath like he just threw it on to walk over here. “Borrow?” Derek raised an eyebrow “Do you plan to return it?” he was trying really hard not to look at the small patch of chest hair that he desperately wanted to touch. “Well no, I plan on buying more eggs when I get my Jeep working again then I’ll return an egg to you, not the exact one” “Derek give the poor kid an egg” Laura yelled from inside the house “I’m an adult” The guy called back “Not a kid”

second most kudos

Passing Notes (7,577 words) E

“And Stiles, as for the paper due next week, I don’t need to know about circumcision” “Got it” Stiles was going to have to drop that class now, even though, yes he did take it because he was bored and needed another credit and Professor Hale was one of the best-looking people he has ever seen, especially when he was wearing his black-rimmed glasses, and the way his long sleeves shirts were cuffed right below his elbow, “Enough of that” Stiles mumbled to himself after running into a plastic trash bin and almost falling over.

third most comments

"I didn’t know it was possible to fall in love with someone without even seeing their face" (33,755 words) E

Stiles didn’t like answering unknown numbers but he was bored and hoping to mess with a scammer. Turns out it was a wrong number, but he felt bad for the guy so we helped him with his computer. He thought that was the end of it, but it turned into one of the best years of his life.

fourth most bookmarks

Coffee & Camo (17,219 words) E

Stiles owns a coffee shop and has a crush on his regular customer. but then the customer stops coming in and Stiles has no idea what happened until he gets a letter in the mail from Sergeant Derek Hale.

fifth most words

Trying to See Through the Rain Coming Down (32,376 words) E

“I need to file a missing person report” “Okay” Stiles didn’t look up from his book, just grabbed one of the papers off the shelf behind him and handed to the man “Fill this out and I’ll get an officer to come out and talk to you” “You’re not even going to look up? My sister is missing and you’re just going to keep reading your stupid book” he yanked the book out of Stiles’ hand and threw it across the precinct almost hitting the Sheriff who had come out of his office to see what the yelling was about. “Sorry” Stiles stood up “It’s just that” “Can I help you?” His dad asked trying to diffuse the situation before Stiles was the next thing thrown across the room “I’m in town visiting my sister and she went to the grocery store Friday afternoon and never came back, she isn’t answering her phone and I can’t find her anywhere” Or the one where Laura dies and Derek is left to take care of her twins with the help of an officer and a newly bitten werewolf.

fic with the least words

Donuts (1,552 words) E

Stiles got an idea while out getting his morning coffee.

tagging: @theinternetisfulloftrash, @just-another-busy-fangirl @7thleveldown, @evanesdust, @phantomlove908, @theboboshow @teacupghost5

and anyone who wants to share

#sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #teen wolf #fanfiction #ao3

[rfxiii]

Smut with the North Yankton Trio-

(TW: smut and drug usage)

My first real attempt with anything spicy, so sorry if it sucks!✌️

Michael Townley:

Rough and slow. Hands gripping firm enough to leave fingertip shaped bruises on your hips and thighs.

Doggy style. Gives him full control to grab your hips and set whatever pace he wants as he takes out all of his pent up aggression on you.

He’ll leave handprints on your ass from how hard he’ll slap. If you’re not into such rough treatment, you can tell him and he won’t. But if you’re ok with it, expect to walk away with bruises.

Always has to be in control. He wants to be on top or behind you, using you exactly how he pleases.

That being said, he needs someone to take control from him. It’ll be a lot of him acting like he’s not into it, or like he’s just giving in to get you to shut up about it. But if you can manage to let him allow you to dominate him and get on top he’s going to be a mess. Sometimes, the best thing for a control freak is to totally give up control.

He’ll be fairly quiet the first couple of times- but once he gets more comfortable he lets out loud, rough, almost animalistic grunts and growls.

Not a big fan of you biting him or leaving behind hickies. It messes with his image. But he loves when you leave scratch marks down his back. It means he’s done a good job and it shows by the red streaks clawed down his skin.

He’ll trim down there, but don’t expect much more than not being faced with a full bush. It’s not bad though. His hair is dark and coarse but pretty tame and uniform.

He’s a little above average length, probably around six and half inches when he’s hard. But he’s girthy as hell to the point of it being almost intimidating. He’s also circumcised.

He’s good with his fingers, like, crazy good. His hands are rough and calloused, and his fingers are long and thick so he can hit every spot inside you.

He’s also really good with his tongue and mouth. He’s very generous with giving head, but he acts like it’s all just for you and that he’s doing it like a chore- despite the fact that he’ll stay between your thighs forever, and get hard as a rock just from going down on you.

Aftercare with Michael is fairly decent. He’ll get you water, make sure you’re ok, he won’t go so far as to make you a bath or help you clean up, but he will at least toss you a towel or something.

He’ll stay up for a little bit after- probably smoke a cigarette or two, or pour himself a whiskey. May even put on a movie and let you cuddle up to him; will stroke your hair or gently rub your back while he watches the screen.

Trevor Philips:

Insatiable. You could just get done and he’ll be on you again and gearing up for another round.

His pace depends on how he’s feeling at the time, and can change in the blink of an eye, just like his tremulous moods. Fast and rough, slow and deep, soft and sensual; you’ll probably get it all in one session with him.

He is loud! Holds no sound back, no matter how odd, pitchy, or desperate it is. If you have neighbors they can absolutely hear him shouting your name, sobbing about how good he feels, praising you, and begging for more. But the best sounds he makes are the soft whimpers and desperate little whines he’ll let out right against your ear.

Sweats a lot, even if you’re going at a slow pace. He’ll drool too when he really gets lost in the moment. It’s honestly not as gross as it sounds, and watching his tongue hang out past his lips and drool trail down his chin is genuinely really hot in the moment.

Grabby hands. He is going to touch every bit of you he can. His rough, scarred, tattooed hands are going to grip and grope all across your skin, his short, jagged nails are going to bite into flesh, and fingerprint shaped bruises are going to be left in his wake.

Bite marks, hickies, scratch marks- on you or him, he loves it. It’s like you’re marking and claiming each other as your own, and to have everyone know your his drives him wild.

He’s into so pretty freaky shit, and some pretty gross shit, and some pretty dangerous shit too. But, while he may be disappointed that you don’t share his kinks or want to adventure, he won’t pressure you into doing anything you’re honestly uncomfortable with. But, if you don’t want to do something simply because you’re too embarrassed or afraid to let loose around him, Trevor won’t relent until you try it at least once.

Will fuck you anywhere. Outside, in his latest stolen vehicle, in a bathroom at the bar, in a dark corner of the bar with people around, on the floor, at the cinema. He’ll fuck you in line at the grocery store; the man does not care. You belong to him, and if he wants you, it’s everyone else’s problem for being uncomfortable about it- they don’t have to watch.

Switch! He doesn’t care if you take control or he does. He loves being dominated and pushed around. But he also loves the desperate look in your eyes and the pleading words you utter for him when he’s in control.

As far as size goes, he’s not very big- and he’s honest about that. Maybe about five inches when he’s hard. He’s got a fairly good girth though, and he’s uncircumcised.

He’s got a full bush- like big, untrimmed, 70’s porn star, bush. He’s not gonna cut it, or shave it, or even maintain it. Sorry.

He’s surprisingly good with aftercare- not in the traditional sense, but in his own, Trevor kind of way. He’ll make sure you’re ok, offer you a cigarette or ask if you want to get high. He’ll pass you a bottle of alcohol he had sitting on the floor so you two can get drunk while he holds you, still naked, and he chatters about how good you felt and what he’s planning to do to you next. If you need a little extra time to recover, he’ll grab snacks or order food for you two to share.

He can go for several rounds without any break, but when he finally crashes he falls asleep almost instantly, sometimes still inside you or on top of you.

Brad Snider:

Possessive, touchy, slow and deep sex for the most part. He wants to be able to spend as long as he can touching you. You’re his and he almost needs to convince himself of that with every touch.

Like Trevor, he’s also a switch. When you first get together he’s dominant as hell, almost like he has to prove himself to you. But after you’ve been together for a while, he’s fine with laying back and letting you do whatever you want to him.

Not big on biting and hickies himself, but if you leave him covered in scratches with bruising marks on his throat he’s more than proud to walk around sporting proof that you did that.

Could spend hours with his face between your thighs. It’s just as much for you as it is for him.

He’s a big, tall, strong guy; and he knows it. So, he will be careful with you, unless you don’t want him to be. He’ll happily get rough with you, but he’ll never push you so far you actually get hurt.

Normally ties his hair up when you’re having sex, but if you take it down or ask him not to put it up, he likes it when you pull it- especially when he’s going down on you and you use it to pull him in closer.

Aside from getting a bit rough, he’s fairly vanilla. He likes to keep anything sexual within the privacy of your place or his. But he’s not opposed to experimenting with anything you’d want to try.

Sometimes he’ll come home after a score, or all coked up after a night out with Trevor, and sex will be totally different. He’s fast and rough. He’ll call you degrading little pet names, and overstimulate you until you feel like you’ll either cry or explode while he fucks you on every surface of the house. He’ll apologize the next morning the first time it happens, but if you’re into it he’s more than happy to do it again.

He keeps himself trimmed pretty short but it’s not a whole lot of shaving or effort- just enough to make sure there's not a whole lot in the way.

He’s built like his body type- big and thick. He’s probably close to seven-ish inches when hard with the equivalent girth. He’s aware that he’s fairly large, so he’ll definitely be careful with you the first time until you grow more accustomed to taking him. He’s circumcised.

His aftercare is mid- he’ll offer you food or water, give you something to clean off with, but after that he’s going to want to hold you and go to sleep. It’s nice being wrapped up in his arms with your head on his chest afterwards though.

#gta v #gta 5 #grand theft auto v #grand theft auto 5 #trevor philips #michael townley #brad snider

[daysofrefuge]

Was given permission to share one of the most insane Golftrot drabbles to date. Sometimes your OC gives you lore at 1am and you are cursed with that knowledge. Aiden belongs to @bellygunnr, Graham belongs to me. The clowning never stops

-

Aiden's returned from his trip to the mountain town and is much less antsy than he was before he left. D connected back with him fine and must've filled him in on what he and Graham had been up to while he was gone.

Leaving a fragment of your brain fungus with your boyfriend to feel better about taking a trip was as close to coping as Aiden was going to get. But from what Graham had picked up during their relationship, it was with good reason.

It didn't matter now. Aiden was back, the trip went fine, and he didn't have too many new cuts or bruises. There was almost a suspicious lack of bandages but Graham wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

He got to wrap Aiden in a hug that lasted embarrassingly long and push him down onto the couch while sinking to his knees. He palms Aiden's knees and raises his eyebrows as he spreads his legs to slot himself between them.

"Oh so you did miss me?" Aiden smirks.

"Maybe, maybe not with that attitude." Graham pouts but retaliates by running his hand along Aiden's thighs and squeezing.

Aiden sighs and goes boneless on the couch, slouching and looking pitiful. He even reaches out to pet Graham's cheek.

"You're a menace." Graham says, cheeks pink as his kisses Aiden's palm. Before Aiden can respond he grinds the heel of his own palm over Aiden's crotch and gets a firm twitch and a loud grunt for his troubles.

"-shouldn't have left you alone with D. You're mean now."

"I've always been mean. Shut up and let me suck your dick."

Aiden raises his hands in defeat and gestures for Graham to continue.

Graham looks unimpressed and teases circles with his finger around the fly of his pants to make Aiden squirm. When he opens his mouth to complain, Graham leans in and nuzzles his dick outline.

An exhale and a hand in his hair lets him know how Aiden feels about the current progression so Graham hooks his fingers into Aiden's waistband and shimmies it down to get to his prize.

And freezes.

Aiden notices after a few seconds and cocks his head to the side.

"Uh…?"

"You good? You know you d-"

"I've sucked your dick before. That's not the issue here, man."

Aiden just looks at him. Graham can see the buffering going on behind his eye.

"Could have sworn you were cut last time?"

"I-"

"You have a foreskin now."

"Oh. Well, s-"

"Nope."

"What? You don't want to hear about how -"

"I do not want to, in fact. I have been pretty cool about a lot of things."

"Do you have issues with uncut dicks?"

"What?! No!"

"Man, Graham's prejudiced, can you believe that, D-"

"Do not. I do need to know or it's going to haunt me."

"Grows back."

"Okay."

"At least usually, or like if -"

"Wait, usually? Like, more than once?"

"Yeah?"

"You've gotten circumcised….more than one time?"

"Ye-as."

"Like," Graham sighs loudly. "Recreationally? No. Why are we discussing this? This is insane."

"You were going to suck my dick."

"Is your dick going to still have a foreskin the next time we fuck? Or is this just when the mood strikes you?"

"You're really interested in this."

"Because it's insane!"

#Original #Graham Donnelly #Aiden York #Golftrot

[bronzetomatoes]

Sorry I would like a second opinion on a personal issue from people who had no involvement in the situation so. Sorta long post ahead

Ermm so there's this girl in my band class. And like at our school that means we've all been in the same class with the same 20-some people for both band and English for 2-3 years now, so we're a pretty close group as far as full high school classes go. But yeah there's this girl I've sorta known in passing the past couple years

When we got to school for the new year in September, this girl (gonna call her Alice, not her real name) had just come out as trans, started growing her hair out, was very skittish and socially awkward. Last year she had a friend group, this year none of them seemed to be talking to her. After chatting with us for a day in October, she asked if she could start hanging out with us at school more often. We all sorta went 👍 ofc you can

We really did not have anything in common, but we could tell she needed friends and like. It's fine, ofc, and our band teacher spoke to us privately about how great it was to see Alice have friends + the impact she could see it having on Alice.

After like a month or two, the early awkwardness and stilted conversations had... not gone away. But like I thought That's okay, being socially awkward isn't a crime, not everyone is good w that shit. We still very much did not have Any common interests, and honestly? We didn't even seem to enjoy each other's company that much, she just sorta hung around us bc she needed friends. We didn't find each other funny either, which sorry if that seems stupid but like thats kind of a big deal for me and my friends

One thing I started to notice was that she seemed... overly familiar? Like she started laying on pretty thick with flirting and sexual jokes in a way that kind of just fell flat. I kinda pinned it as social awkwardness + not taking hints, but my friends and I had known each other for YEARS before we started that shit, not. 3 months. And like it wouldn't have been a problem if Alice would like, stop when we asked her to.

On the one hand, I feel like some of my friends were a little harsh in the way they started icing her out, but on the other hand I had been fighting off a Bad Gut Feeling for months at that point and didn't much feel like going to bat for Alice? But anyway

I missed a lot of lunch hours for extracurriculars, which is when most of this shit goes down, so apparently Alice had kept on full sending it w the heavy flirting and sexual comments. Literally asked one of the more reserved guys if he was circumcised out of fucking no where. Asked one guy out, found out he had a gf, immediately moved onto another guy. Asked someone if his friend was single, guy said "no, but I don't think he's looking for anything rn," Alice replied "lmk if he gets better," kept making weird ass fucking jokes (including an incest joke about her REAL LIFE LITTLE BROTHER) until it was just like. This shit has gotta stop

And THEN. Alice's old friends told us that the reason they all fucking dropped her was bc she a) wouldn't quit it w invasive questions abt their sex lives (non-existent) (we're in high school band get real), b) went to someone's house to hang out and READ THEIR DIARY. And c) wrote. self-insert porn about herself and one of their friends and then showed it to them. ANYWAYYYYY we had had ENOUGHH but I feel really bad bc she really and truly got dropped by like 20 people all at once. And like some of us had a free period together so it was like we had been chatting for an hour a day from October to February and we all kinda just dropped her. But on the other hand what the actual fuck

And the thing is, we did give her a chance to apologize. We explained everything that had been making us uncomfortable and asked her to stop, and rather than, idk, deciding to stop hitting on all our friends, she tried to explain why she should be allowed to do it 😭😭 and like at that point I couldn't keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. It ain't misreading social cues if you're being told directly and you refuse to change your behaviour

This all went down like a couple weeks ago but I had to get it off my chest. Don't blame the band teacher or anything her heart is always in the right place but WOO BOY was it misguided 💀

#look anika's talking!

[azurethebassist]

More Toki smut plz 😈

M, N, O, P, S, V, X, Y

I hope it's not too many!

i'll try all of them!

more Toki smut below!

M - motivation (what turns them on): he's a cutesy guy that likes cute things, including you! if you turn up the cute factor he'll love it! like if you're flirting with him (even if you've been together a while) he'll think it's cute. as i'd mentioned before he'd like cute outfits. little kitty ears? adorable!

N - no (turn offs, what they wouldn't do): pretty obvious, but Toki doesn't like inflicting or receiving any physical pain. probably wouldn't like to degrade you either. poor guy's been through a lot so he'd want your relationship with him to be a safe space for both of you.

O - oral: so apparently all the Dethklok boys say they don't like going down on girls but my hc is that when Skwis whispers to him what "going down" means something gets lost in translation for the two Scandinavians because (bonus Skwis headcanon) i think both Toki and Skwisgaar love to eat pussy. Skwisgaar (and by extension Toki) just think "going down" means something else entirely. if you're afab, Toki will happily eat you out and do an amazing job. if you're amab, i think he'd be good at sucking dick. it'd be a little sloppy but enjoyable. as for receiving, Toki likes getting blowjobs. he like pushing your hair back and gently caressing your face while you do it.

P - pace: Toki likes to be slow and sensual. my guy takes his time. he likes foreplay and when it comes to fucking he likes to be gentle with you. when he's close to cumming he'll get pretty fast and rough though. he'll probably apologize later even if you didn't mind/liked it.

S - stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?): Toki lasts pretty long. he would go a max of two rounds but he usually just does one because that one does last a really long time.

V - volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?): he's not super loud but he's definitely not quiet. he likes to let you know he likes what you're doing!

X - x ray (what's going on in their pants?): my guy's working with a modest 4 inches erect. he's circumcised and quite girthy. he doesn’t shave but he does trim his hair.

Y - yearning (how high is their sex drive?): Toki has a pretty average to high sex drive. like he's not thinking about sex every moment but he likes to have sex quite regularly. very rarely will he get randomly horny and need to fuck right then.

thank you for requesting! click here for the prompt list!

#metalocalypse #dethklok #toki wartooth #metalocalypse fanfic #metalocalypse headcanons

[tea-and-finalfantasy]

some mk1 underwear preference hcs & dick hcs

content warnings and other notes at top, just below cut

post discusses genitals, underwear, nonhuman anatomy, sex (mentioned briefly for the most part). breeding and eggs are mentioned for the last two characters as they're non-human but it's more in an informative way than a kink way. like i'm explaining how their parts work to some degree, not getting into raunchy details

+ i skipped size descriptions unless i had a particular thought/generally everyone's average size wise unless it's stated otherwise bc we love all sizes here. like i considered making a small to large graph but i feel like people would assume i put some characters in certain places for like? joke reasons? like haha he has the smallest dick of (x group of characters) but it's just a personal hc and i love small dicks so i just skipped it so people wouldn't assume i think it's a bad thing

+ i imagine all of them in some elaborate polycule (+ the girls too) so any mention of a ship here is also with the intention of p much everyone else being there too lol/don't feel boxed in if i mention a ship you don't like bc you can either ignore it or add it in addition to the ship you do like

Johnny

probably the only circumcised one of the group? it's not as common where the other guys are from--even considering the czech republic vs the states/it's more common in the US--so that's what i'm going with i think

def waxes his body hair for the most part but when he does more directing than acting or has a break in contracts, he just trims it

has a bit of a natural tan and will sunbathe on his property nude so the tan is even everywhere. doesn't do it as often or at all post... everything bc he's like i had four random visitors to my mansion, i'm not risking having that happen but having my cock out for it

has a single mole on one testicle

used to wearing compression underwear and or a cup for films/stunts so it's a common part of his wardrobe

prefers jockstraps (like i hc most of these guys to have worn jocks for athletic things but johnny also prefers them outside of that) but wears loose leg boxers around the house/in the mornings before he gets ready or chills in them all day if he's not going out

Kenshi

some freckles below his belly button

def has a hanabira-style of scarification right above the cock although i'm not set on the design

most likely something that'd go with his tattoos so it could fall into the category of plants/flowers but i can't make out his tats super well LOL so i'm not sure what would work

suchin is thai so she wouldn't have a family symbol for him to use but i think it'd be cool for kenshi to have something inspired by her almost signifying concealed but true devotion to her vs visible but false devotion to the yakuza

trims his pubes but struggles with it more after becoming blind because (hc abt how ancestor's sight work) yeah he can whip out sento but he reserves that for fighting or for like. staring at johnny/needing to see his or someone else's facial expression, not for every everyday thing (like he'll use a cane to walk around in public, he gets captioning for films, he asks people to describe things, johnny's place is redesigned so it works better with his needs, etc)

plus i like to hc that yeah he can see with it but sometimes it's outlines, sometimes it's flashes of vision that can give him headaches, and even if it were perfect sight, he can't have sento in public for the most part

hairier than the others (minus kuai liang) and always has stubble on his face but is still closer to average

in comparison to johnny wearing loose boxers around the house, he'll just go for sweatpants which seems like the more conservative option until johnny catches him--known modest dresser kenshi takahashi--shifting the waistband and johnny realizes he's not wearing underwear at all

really does like going commando but only really does it alone or around partners--usually sticks to long leg boxers instead

please god though, give us a reason to imagine this man in a fundoshi

Raiden

trims, doesn't have a lot of body hair anyways

real pretty, decently long and girthy, real smooth--a cock that really fills the senses (the whole mouth, musk in the nose and sinuses, taste sticks around for a while)

inexperienced in using it though which is totally fine but he feels especially embarrassed having such a pretty cock with heft to it--like he feels like he should be an expert on sex or else it's wasted (which like. dude that's ur cock it's ur body, that's it lol)

prefers briefs bc he's cute

Kung Lao

trims but doesn't have a lot of body hair anyways

some nice veins, girthier than Raiden but slightly shorter. no dick measuring contests here but definitely a lot of handjobs between best bros so they know each other like the backs of their hands. like the insides of their hands. like the hands they use for handjobs

like i don't really care to write in dick size envy in here anyways but he sees raiden freeze up in sexual situations and is comfortable with having a more average size in comparison without the fear of expectation tacked on to a larger size lol

wears short leg boxer briefs when working, wears nothing when not working

Liu Kang

i wanna say hung like a stallion but also he does so many backflips he 100% wears compression underwear. and anyone who asks is like oh is it bc ur a god that u have a big dick? and he's like ah no i just look like this. he's shy about it

i can't find any accurate info on chinese underwear without western influence so hey it's compression underwear while fighting and nothing the rest of the time i guess

Baraka

i write Tarkat AU wise to be like Mileena's where it's not always noticeable or flaring up SO if i keep with that hc, i can see him having some scarring, as he does everywhere else (think if Mileena's mouth switched between the Tarkat style teeth and a slit-mouth style scarring on her uninfected face) so there's that kind of lumpy scarring and the associated pain with it but (again if we go with Tarkat flaring up, like a chronic pain situation) he's able to have sex and not be in pain sometimes, other nights it's not as possible

think a jacob's ladder piercing would be really cool on him!

loose leg boxers are ideal as it keeps off the skin (i feel like Tarkat is supposed to be blood-related or fluid-related? like the risk in battle would be blood contact BUT we're shown ppl itching a lot--like ok i know it's not explained at all but i can see him having skin sensitivity so loose fitting garments would be most comfortable for him)

Bi-Han

foreskin stays on tight even when hard

really sensitive frenulum

thin-ish cock

trims his pubes, has a bit more body hair than, say, kung lao and raiden, but generally is average or slightly lower than that in that regard. like more than tomas too and it's more noticeable on him than on someone like johnny but kenshi's hairier

prefers shorter leg boxers, closer to briefs

Kuai Liang

so much of him is covered in hair (sideburns, always has stubble, thick hair on his head whereas bi-han's is thinner, chest hair, noticeable hair on the fingers/toes whereas it isn't for bi-han or tomas) and this is esp true below the belt (thick happy trail, pubes extend between the legs,)

dick specific, has a prince albert piercing (still accounting for foreskin though). a secret joy

doesn't trim the majority of his body hair (only keeps his face shaved and even then, he always has neck stubble + neck pigmentation + shaving scars there too) but also notices how prevalent it is and is shy about it if he thinks too hard about it

prefers longer leg boxers and long, thermal ones in winter--generally goes the modest route unless encouraged to branch out (cough cough hanging out w johnny hc where johnny goads him into wearing a jock he's like uh? does it suit me alright? and jc is like -lowers glasses- uh yeah i--Damn)

Tomas

really soft skin, maybe a nice vein or two

hair is not super visible due to the color and he's smoother than the other two anyways

prefers briefs as the resident european man. definitely opts for like, swimming trunks though in a beach situation and the guys are def like (aw i wanted to see him in a speedo :/)

Syzoth

the softest skin, small cock (smallest of the group too) and perfect, round balls

nice to play with the shaft between two fingers as it's a really compact, neat size

yeah in his zaterran form, he gains some length and size, making knotting + egg laying easier/more possible, but he's still not as well-endowed as other zaterrans/his human form is still him so small dick it is!!

plus, when he shifts form, he can almost rotate between options? he can have a cock only, a cock/vagina combo, a cloaca instead of anything else--pretty much any combination of things he wants depending on how he wants to play it

doesn't like a lot of fabrics so unless he's staying with company and will wear loose leg boxers, he doesn't wear anything under his clothes

i think he'd look especially good in a thong but considering how that item fits (always manages to get in the crack of your ass, doesn't have to be super tight but might not always be the most comfortable bc of how it falls) i think he'd have too many sensory issues to wear one

BONUS

Ashrah

i give her shapeshifting powers too and always hc that with that, anything someone shifts into will be like, what suits their body? like she can't change the heft/length as it's predetermined sort of? the shapeshifting part is in the changing of type, not the appearance beyond that? like syzoth can shift but it's between two predetermined forms. like that

is the biggest, thickest, and heaviest out of everyone. she's not human and it's apparent in the shape, pattern, function, etc.

matte black with tan spot patterns, has three bulbous swells? ridges? at the end which aids in the production of fluid and eventually the shaping of eggs

she initially can't lay eggs but is researching this like magic (like how smoke could learn practical magic--it's not impossible) to breed syzoth

he doesn't get that experience as a zaterran due to being cast out (i can see any zaterran switching between breeding and being bred when it's mating season) so while he can breed others to some extent, although it won't take unless they're another zaterran, he can't be bred in that way by anyone

he experiences some grief in missing out on that exact experience either in breeding someone with the intent to have kids (like he doesn't want a family rn but does want kids eventually and it hurts not knowing if it'll ever be possible with any of his partners) or being bred either for fulfilling a heat or for having kids

so ashrah kind of spearheads this search towards like. is there a way for me to do that for him, how would that work, how can i involve the others in on this whether it's through moral support/vocal support/comforting presences or using magic to SLIGHTLY AND TEMPORARILY morph their physiology in some ways (not eggs in this case but knots/girth)

it's curious and fun and interesting and a longer discussion for another post ^^;

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 headcanons #mortal kombat 1 headcanons #my posts

[i-may-be-an-emu]

hiiyyyy!!!

also, trans HCs??

TELLL ME MORE!! :DDDD

HELLOO!

Gladly. (This will be a very long post btw)

(I know I said this at some point but idk when so sorry if im not answering this properly)

My ftm headcannons:

Peter Parker (Marvel Universe)

He knew ever since he was little

The spider bite gave him free testosterone

He also has adhd (hc) and before getting top surgery would hyperfixate and forgert he was binding

Because of this Aunt May would have to check on him and set timers ect

the scene where Tom's spiderman is like "I'm not a girl I'm a BOY- I mean I'm-I'm a MAN" is pure trans-ness

he's also bi (hc) and really terrified of getting a boyfriend and then having him not see him as a man and is actually a straight dudes

So he only dates girls

(mj/the girl Andrew's one was in love with is mtf [but she doesn't really care about her gender but knows its feminin and calls herself mtf] and always reminds him he's a real man and when he goes "but what if-" MJ hits him with a "well then aren't you saying I'm a man then?" or something)

Luke Patterson (from Julie and the phantoms)

Part of the reason his mom and him fought so much

his parents said that the band made him trans and hanging out with boys was turing him into one

But after he died they saw that he was a guy and dedicated the rest of their lives to helping (especially young) trans folk

He wasn't diagnosed as autistic or with adhd (hc) because he was seen as a girl which gave him problems in having to get his parents to listen to him about both his brain and gender

Hates sleeves = trans

The beanie. No I will not elaborate. He wore a beanie. He is trans.

The way his hair is styled is like it was grown long and cut short instead of grown short and cut to stay that way, meaning that he is very likely to have had long hair and probably cut it short himself

When he became a ghost his soul was a guy so his ghost form became a guy, meaning he had a cis guy's appearance and "biological" situation or whatever

My Name Is Luke. He wrote a song called my name is Luke.

Jake peralta (Brooklyn 99)

Gina helped him come out to his mom

Did you SEE how he looked in highschool? The long hair and earring? Litterally in denial. Plus he was best friends with a girl (not saying straight guys can't have female friends but c'mon)

He wears about 3 layers

He met Rosa in the academy and i like to think that it was transohobic and put him in a dorm with her

she didn't care but was really mad about the academy being transphobic

prison was difficult, but Caleb was also trans and it made it easier (they look down in the shower and jake says samsies, I refuse to belive it's about circumcision and think it's trans instead.)

When Jake came out to Holt they had a kinda father-son type moment and Holt said that he understood and if Jake ever needed anything to come to him

He was still wearing a binder in the first few seasons (screw the scenes where he's shirtless) and the pain is unbearable because he's irresponsible (cue Gina and Rosa basically grounding him and everyone finding out he's trans)

Hiccup Haddock The 3rd (How to train Your Dragon)

He's 15 in the first movie. 15. My boy looks like he's 12

He's not as buff as the other guys his age and in one of the episodes where he's 15 bucket does a painting of him and Stowick and makes him extra buff, Stowick likes it more and Hiccup feels like crap (because he's trans)

Everyone sees him as a screw up and won't even let him ououtside

We never see him shirtless

"But he grows a beard eventually!" Yes but how long did that take him? My guy invented a flaming sword i think he'd be able to get testosterone from sosomewhere.

Kids? Sperm doner! (yes i know they're vikings but they could always just like... yk)

He doesn't have a bulge in his pants

He felt like an outsider and seeing toothless be the only nightfury made him just feel really connected to him

He didn't change his name

When he meets his mom she's obviously suprised but understands what's going on

My mtf headcanons:

Carrie (Julie and the phantoms)

Trevor understood fully because of Luke and asked her if she wanted a new name and what pronouns to use

He sometimes messed up with her pronouns at first but he tries really hard to get them right

When she came out he game her his credit card to buy new clothes with and quickly learned that was a very bad idea

She figured out her gender but was still figuring out her sexuality

She started dating nick as a power move to try and gain popularity (it worked)

She went on puberty blockers at 13 and it meant she was able to get a high voice but still does voice training as well (i dont know much about mtf voice stuff im sorry 😭)

After season one the boys were able to become visible to lifers when they want to be and she and Luke become trans bff's

loves pink

(I'm sorry I cant think of anymore mtf ones mainly because im ftm and those hc come from projecting onto charichters)

Nonbinary:

Oh my gosh I forgot their name 🤦 (from jatp)

(The member of dirty candy who Reggie likes)

Idk. But they are. She goes by they/she pronouns too, and I cant really say much else because they're a side character.

And also MJ from the Tom Holland spidermans is a genderfluid girl

Im sorry im too tired to elaborate any further I will think of more tho C:

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#Headcannons #transgender #trans headcanons #Peter parker #Trans spiderman #Luke patterson #Carrie Wilson #Hiccup haddock #Jake peralta #mtf #ftm #Im sorry that there's not as many mtf or nb ones as the ftm #nonbinary #lgbtq #Jatp #Httyd #B99

[ciaossu-imagines]

hello! if you’re still taking requests, can i please ask for smutty hcs of my fave homra boy, akagi shouhei? he needs more love 🥺 ty in advance! -shoheiakagi

I am always taking requests! Especially love this ask too, because we both know that all of HOMRA’s alphabet boys need so much more love than they get! I hope these headcanons are acceptable and that you enoy!

Okay, so let’s start with the basics of what we’re even working with for Shouhei. The man radiates big dick energy but I honestly don’t think he’s hung like a horse or anything. He’s actually fairly average, maybe even a bit on the shorter end of things, just a little over five and a half inches long. However, he’s got one of those nice, thick cocks, the ones that will stretch you out. He’s not a grower, what you see is what you get, pretty much and he’s circumcised. The tip of his cock gets a really pinkish red tinge to it when he gets turned on and it curves slightly upwards.

Shouhei actually does pay attention to his grooming. He’s not into body hair and I actually think he shaves a lot of his body hair off because he just feels uncomfortable with it. He’s pretty groomed and prefers to shave his pubic hair completely off whenever possible and will at least keep it trimmed and neat when he doesn’t have the time to fully remove it.

Sex is not going to be a super serious thing with Shouhei. Sex is meant to be fun, in his opinion, and he will be goofy at times, cracking a joke here or there or laughing because something just feels so good and he’s having fun. He’s quick to make light of or laugh off any embarrassing sounds or incidents, like someone accidentally farting or maybe him and his lover got a little too into it and one of them took a tumble off the bed in the midst of changing up positions.

He always smiles so happily that moment he first slips inside of his lover, even if it’s far from the first time they’ve had sex. That feeling just never gets old.

Shouhei’s really rather responsible sexually. He does make sure his partners are STD free and always uses condoms. That being said, he’s got a pretty big creampie fetish that he really would love to explore. He doesn’t want children, not at the moment anyway, but he’s really into the idea of going in raw and using his partner as a cumdump.

I feel like Shouhei can’t cum just from imagination alone and, when masturbating, he needs some sort of external stimuli, whether it be porn or JOI audio.

He's pretty casual in his attitude towards sex and he's perfectly okay with one night stands, though he doesn't do them often, and actually would enjoy a friends with benefits type of situation though it definitely has to have that friend component.

He looks sweet and innocent but fuck, does he pull some of the dirtiest, nastiest, sexiest dirty talk. And he does it all with that cute smile on his face like he's just casually talking about something mundane instead of telling you how much he loves the taste of your cum and how he plans on eating your pretty little pussy until you've soaked his entire face and all he can smell or taste is you.

#k #k project #project k #headcanons #spicy headcanons #akagi shouhei

[cityofdreamsrp]

MEME OF THE WEEK: MAY 13TH - MAY 15TH

Ask my muse a NSFW question and they have to answer it honestly. (CREDIT)

Please only reblog if you are in City of Dreams. At this time, we are going to ask that all meme asks be sent off anonymous, in order for us to keep track of everyone that’s sending out because we’ve been having issues with members not playing memes fairly. So, please turn off the anon function on your blogs for now! If you are going to reblog the meme on multiple muses, we ask that you do one muse at a time, send out the asks, then you’re free to reblog it on another muse and so forth by doing the same thing. We ask to keep up with sending out one from each muse to any new reblogs of the meme after that. Thank you!

100 NSFW QUESTIONS BELOW THE CUT! PLEASE ONLY LIMIT YOURSELF TO SENDING OUT 2 QUESTIONS AT THE MAXIMUM TO EACH CELEB WHO REBLOGS THE MEME!

First kiss?

First time masturbating?

First sex toy?

First kink tried?

First time doing oral?

First time having sex? Turn Ons

Biggest turn on?

Biggest turn off?

Quickest way to get horny?

Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

Top 3 places to be touched?

Ultimate fantasy?

Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them? Preferences

Sex or masturbation?

Spit or swallow?

Cut or uncut dicks?

Rough or sensual sex?

Oldest person you’d sleep with?

Loud or quiet partners?

How much foreplay do you like?

How much teasing do you like?

What is too big for you to take?

Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

How much kissing do you like during sex?

What’s the most attractive part of the body? Location

Favourite place to have sex?

Would you have sex in public?

Last place you had sex?

Where would you most like to have sex?

Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house? Kinks

What’s your biggest kink?

What’s your limit?

Are you okay with name calling in bed?

Would you do any BDSM?

Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

Favourite type of bondage?

Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

Do you like overstimulation?

Do you like having pain involved?

Do you like biting/being bitten?

Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

Have any roleplaying preferences?

Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink? Masturbation

Do you own sex toys? How many?

Favourite Sex Toy?

What do you masturbate to?

How often do you masturbate?

How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

Do you masturbate with penetration?

Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms? Oral

Do you enjoy giving oral?

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?

Can you deepthroat? For people with dicks…

How long and how thick is it?

Do you do anal? Top or bottom?

Are you circumcised?

Do you like your balls being played with?

Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?

Where do you like to finish? For people with vaginas…

Do you like playing with your clit?

How do you prefer to do it?

What’s your breast size?

How often do you go braless?

Do you finger yourself?

How familiar are you with your g-spot?

Do you squirt? Sex

Favourite position?

How often do you do unprotected sex?

How loud are you in bed?

Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?

How good are you at dirty talk?

Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? Other

Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?

Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

What’s your favourite style of underwear?

Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?

Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?

Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?

How many orgasms can you have in a day?

How many other people know your dick/bra size?

What do you wear to bed?

Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?

Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.

Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you? Fun questions!

Do you name your genitalia?

What would be your stripper name?

Any funny sex stories?

What food if any would you use during sex?

Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

Do you often get horny in public?

Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

#cityofdreamsmeme

[regretsofalifeandlovelost]

Taking Psychedelics

The school holidays had come around again and my ex-partner had them for the entire two weeks. My sisters husband was away on a business trip leaving us to our own devices for the first week. We decided to take a few days off to make it a long weekend so we could go out and party, attend a festival and generally be young and irresponsible.

The Friday night we decided to head out clubbing and do some dancing, we went to one of our favorite clubs which is predominately gay, but the DJ plays really euphoric music and it's really easy to dance and have a good time. It's around 2 or 3am when we bump into an ex-boyfriend (Mark) of mine from before I met my ex-partner. He looks excited to see me and we go and find a lounge and catch up.

Mark and I are chatting and talking about old times, he was someone that I really fell hard for and then he dumped me unexpectedly without any real reason. In hindsight I realised that I was very clingy and aspired mostly to the wealthy lifestyle that he offered and the "cool friends" he had. He was well known and from a wealthy family. I felt embarrassed by my family generally (my sister excluded) and really resented that the relationship ended, mostly blaming a few bad interactions with my family turning him off me.

Over our entire relationship we never had protected sex, with him refusing to wear condoms because they dulled the senses. He was beautifully circumcised and I loved giving him oral, but he never returned the favors and I was generally left without pleasure. He wanted me to get "more into it" and be "more interactive" but I didn't have the confidence and with chronic body image problems I wasn't prepared to adapt and learn, deal with the issues. While he wasn't my first sexual partner he was the first that I remember distinctly feeling the ridge of his glands rubbing my g-spot and it feeling ticklish and me needing to pee, but he withdrew and ejaculated on my stomach before licking it up as he then sucked on by nipples. It was the first time I had an inclination of the possible enjoyment that sex could bring, but was too shy, nervous, stupid to pursue it.

As we chatted we had gone over both being single and chatted on about other life things, not mentioning kids as I didn't really want to bring the mood down. He put his arm around my shoulder, lent over and looked into my eyes to tell me that he feels that I am more confident, more open and free than what he remembers and that he really likes it. I lean forward and kiss him, his surprised look on his face followed by him returning the kissing. We are making out on the lounge, his hands found its way up my skirt, he pauses, he looks at me and says he's surprised that I am smooth, he stops to tell me how when he asked me to trim more down there I said no, i didn't want to be a bald pre-teen and that it was like he was a pedo for asking. He asks me what made me change my mind.

I still think that being bald downstairs has some pedo vibes with the wrong people. I do however think that not having hair makes sex so much more enjoyable. Before I would sometimes have hairs cause abrasion and rubbing during sex making it painful. Now that I am completely smooth that never happens. It's also hot to be able to see my pussy lips moving as I get pounded. I think it's brought with me new confidence that I am now able to look at my female parts in the mirror and appreciate them, before I would hide them under a mop of hair ashamed.

I tell him that it's about finding myself and becoming sexually liberated, I told him that I got it completely laser removed so it's permanent. He tells me that's so hot and we should find somewhere to explore more.

We are making out in the back of an Uber to an unknown address as Mark booked it. Blazing down back streets we arrive at a house on the water, it seems familiar while at the same time not. We enter the front door and have views out to Sydney harbor. I now remember this is his parents house, I ask him if his parents are going to be there, he tells me that they have retired and moved to Queensland. He now owns the house and they come and stay when they are in Sydney. The layout of the house is impressive, it's open plan with glass along all aspects of the view. The kitchen going out onto a seamless balcony. He holds my hand, tugging me back like a dance move, I twirl back towards his embrace like a movie scene. We both laugh and he says how amazing I look, saying that I look better with age and some other nice things which slipped my mind as I focused on the first things. He leans down and starts to kiss me again while still in the dance embrace. He lifts me effortlessly onto the kitchen stone bench, my legs wrapped around him as we passionately kiss. I feel his hard cock bulging through his pants against my wet pussy as he slowly gyrates while we kiss, the dry fucking element so arousing. I slide my hand down his pants to find his hard cock restrained, I release it from its place, It's smaller than I remember, or maybe my standards have changed. His glands now just above his belt, hard throbbing. I use my fingers to stroke his glands, I feel precum and then I feel it swelling and he ejaculates up under his shirt onto his stomach. I don't stop with my fingers until he's too sensitive to continue. He flinches and pulls away, he says wow.. I am impressed. I joke back that he was always a bit of a quick shooter, he didn't see the humor in it (even if it was true). He responds a little bitter saying that my pussy felt so good, it's hard to not cum so quickly. I pull his hand back towards me and start kissing him again, I stop and tell him that it's hot that he thinks it felt so good inside me, then continue to kiss.

We are at this for a few minutes when I feel him hard again. I ask him if he's got something we can lie down on to fuck.. He lifts me and walks over to the sofa. He puts me down on my back and starts to remove his pants. I tell him no, he's going to be on his back. It's my turn to fuck him. He resists, I tell him that I may as well leave, he relents and lays on his back, his chest hairs all glued up from his earlier ejaculate drying. HIs circumcised cock hard, it is smaller than I remember, it must be max 12-14cm but he's got some thickness and his glands are a big mushroom. I am excited to get it inside me. I tell him he's got to get me more worked up, so I come down over his head, his tongue starts working my pussy, he's absolutely crap at it, but I pretend that it's working. I really just wanted to see if he's still as selfish as he once was never wanting to go down on me. He's not but his skill level is basic. After a few minutes I move back, his cock slides into my pussy with ease, I move around until I feel his glands perfectly in place. I start to slowly twist my hips, gliding, I feel his body clench, I look down and see his face contorted with the sensation. I start to do slower movements and I feel his body relax more. His glands are really nice against my g-spot and I can feel myself building up to my first climax, with one of his hands grabbing my small left boob, the other squeezing my butt as I control his and my pleasure. I feel his cock swelling inside me and I stop the movements, I need to make sure I cum. I go down and kiss him, he tries to take over and fuck me, I tell him not to, he tries anyway and I pin him down using all my weight so he can't move. He relents and we make out until I feel his cock swelling go down before starting again, we continue this cycle for about 20 minutes where he builds up and I stop, then I finally cum, it's big and I squirt covering his face in my juices before I start suddenly long deep thrusts with my hips, his cock swells and I feel it ejaculate deep inside me, it's a massive load by the time it finishes. I slide off and squat over his face, the cum dripping out as he licks it up. Once he's happy that he's got it all he tells me that most girls wouldn't do that, they freak out.

I tell him that we should shower as I had to get back to the club so my sister doesn't worry. He doesn't want to go back, offering for me to stay the night, he begs me for my phone number. I tell him to give me his, I'll call or message him maybe. He presses the issue endlessly until my Uber arrives to take me back to the club. On the way back I message him, I feel stupid but I had a moment of weakness. He rings me back and makes some cheap remark about me not being able to resist him. He then says how incredible the sex was and how it blows his mind how amazing I have become. He's monologuing all the way back to the club. I tell him I've arrived back and that It's time to end the call. He reluctantly agrees.

Back in the club I continue dancing, my sister finds me and tells me she was wondering where I had got to. I tell her and she looks shocked. She says we should make our way home, it's 4am and we have a festival later that day.

We get home and head straight to bed, as I lay there thinking about Mark I realise that he's the same dickhead he always was, but it was amazing that he recognised how far I had come in my personal change. I drift off to sleep, being woken by my sister telling me it's already 3pm and we need to head to the festival.

Our friends pick us up about 4pm, as we drive my sister drops that I slept with Mark and they all ask WTF. We go through the gory details and they all think it's hot that I controlled the situation. Before we arrive we all eat some mushrooms so we don't have any issues with security. As I go through the sniffer dogs I feel the shrooms coming on as my fingers are tingly and my visions starting to go slightly. I am not expecting them to be so strong, I only took a small amount compared to everyone else, I wonder how they are faring. I ask them once through security, they are wacked and tell me it's probably because I hadn't eaten since the previous night.

I find some food and a place to feel comfortable near the music, my sister joins me and we chat and dance in our comfort for hours. It's probably early morning when we are exhausted and laying on a picnic blanket chatting. I am still feeling it fairly strongly and the conversation is fairly deep. She asks me what is going on in my life and what is my mental state like.

My mental state is not stable, I tell her that I feel lost and uncertain, my only certainty and stability is her and her husband. I thank her for all the help and support that she's given us. We hug and it feels really nice and warm, secure and that moment is forever stored in my emotional bank. She asks me how my man front is going, what's stopping me from finding something stable.

I put my foot in it, I tell her that I am in love with her Husband and that I am unable to break it despite looking for new guys, meeting lots of nice guys but nobody that hits the nail on the head life her Husband. She listens and asks questions all very supportive. I feel bad as I unload my emotional state and this bombshell on her. She tells me that all the things that I feel about him she also feels. She tells me that is the special thing that makes him special, he's sensitive and caring while also being masculine, strong. He listened and wants to always learn and please, it's a constant problem for him to deal with as he's constantly challenging himself to be better. All of this has made me horny as hell as I can't stop thinking about him fucking me and how incredible it feels but I can't go down that mine field.

She changes the topic to discuss Mark more, saying that it was the first guy she thought I really loved. She went on to say how she didn't think I ever loved my ex-partner, the father of our kids. I tell her that I probably loved what he provided, not who or what he was. I am now crying and feeling very emotional. I swing between thinking I wasted many years of my life with him and the wonderful life we had and the kids. Its a constant pendulum of emotions.

[padawansuggest]

Fives: *excitedly bursts into the room where Rex is getting drunk with the CCs* I’ve made a decision on a life changing body mod!

Rex: *wavering a lil as he tries to focus on his most annoying son* Yeah? What’s that, buddy?

Fives: I’m gonna get circumcised!

Rex: …???

Fox: Fives, we’re all already circumcised.

Cody: Yeah, the long necks did it after we were decanted. They said it lowers infection rates.

Wolffe: Wait, is Fives a rare uncircumcised clone? I wanna see it!

Rex: *drunk girl in bathroom at club mode activated* Fives, sweetie, tiny annoyance, you don’t have to change yourself to be like everyone else. The long necks would have tossed me out if I had any deviations from the norm other than my hair, and I’m a good standing member of the GAR. You don’t need to get circumcised just because you’re different.

Fives: *nervously looking around a minute* …I need to confess something.

Cody: Let me guess. You don’t actually know what circumcision is, do you?

Fives: Nope. A guy I was on a date with asked if I wanted to see his scar from when he got his at like, twenty. He said that was old for it. I got excited and said maybe I should do that too because I got nervous and he was pretty and holding my hand. Then he said if I wanted to he’d hold my hand the whole time.

Rex: Oh. Sweet dumb baby. Sweet boy. Fives, he was asking if you wanted to see his dick. Circumcision is when they remove the skin that normally covers the top so it doesn’t get gross and infected.

Fives: …oh my god I was so excited and told him I had to ask my ori’vod and left him there.

Rex: Dumb, dumb baby. Love you with all my heart baby idiot.

Fives: Oh my god.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #captain rex #commander cody #arc trooper fives