#my dumb ramblings

[notaluckypup]

Boys who cum too fast. Boys who have hips that jerk too easily. Boys who have hands that wander absentmindedly. Boys who have cunts that can’t help but to twitch and drip. Boys who whine and beg the moment you move away. Boys who know exactly how pathetic they are and yet are still so desperate to please💕

#lucky rambles #pup in charge #trans nsft #queer nsft #bi nsft #lgbt nsft #t4t nsft #nsft concept #ftm sub #ftm puppy #puppy sub #puppyboy #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #t4t mlm nsft #ftm nsft #ftm mlm #dumb wh0re #contentcreator #dm me for my content

[twiceithowls]

Need dick from a girl who's strange, fucked up, and a little scary. That'll fix me.

#my dumb ramblings

[daydreamalley]

Like, we all just know none of us are ever getting over that Dazai and Chuuya tried to wake a stabbed Sigma by ping-ponging him across the room. Icons. Just this entire scene

“… nothing.” Yeah no shit this is your 15th time dropping him and we just thought he’d magically wake up this time? Dazai then finally proposing “maybe he’s sleep deprived” as if that is a viable reason for a person to not wake up after all this. Dumbassery at its peak

And Dazai acknowledging that Chuuya is right about his take about how Dazai feels right now. Ugh, just these small scenes with them where they can just casually talk to each other and do crazy shit together as if it’s normal and they just still know each other so well. Little glimpses into what their partnership was like, and honestly is still like, and how well they just work together, how natural it is to exist beside one another

#bsd #skk #they’re so capabale but so dumb #bungo stray dogs spoilers #my ramblings #bungo stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bsd manga #bsd 113 #soukoku #reading into little things too much as always but they just mean so much to me

[phoenixkaptain]

My favourite part of MDZS is how cool Wei Wuxian is.

Like, we don’t talk enough about how cool he is. He performs Empathy three times. His ability to use a flute is so powerful, the song doesn’t even have to sound good for it to work. He brought a dead guy back to life (kinda sorta).

But especially, I love how Wei Wuxian treats ghosts and corpses! Wei Wuxian just hangs out with corpses, for FUN!! He scares away low-level corpses just by existing! He hears the voices of the dead to the point that he can’t enter a place too full of resentment without getting a headache from the constant chatter.

I also really like the Extra where Wei Wuxian is just like “Well, the ghost will go away when he’s done screaming. I’m not worried about it.” And he just leaves a screaming ghost at some guy’s house so the ghost can move on peacefully (as peacefully as is possible when one moves on by screaming).

I love all of this so much because Wei Wuxian is constantly saying that people have too high of expectations of him. Xue Yang telling him to put Xiao Xingchen’s soul back together is just one example of this. Someone will tell Wei Wuxian to do something and he’ll be like “How powerful do you think I am?!” And it’s like… Wei Wuxian, you spent six hours hanging onto a cursed sword in the Xuanwu’s mouth, you survived three months in the Burial Mounds and then returned to make it into a semi-livable place, you killed at least a thousand people that one time, and you came back from the dead, just to name a few.

Wei Wuxian is so strong. He’s so cool. He is terrifying. He is unstoppable and unflappable if only because he gets over his embarrassment in about fifteen seconds! He just rolls with it! He rolls with anything that happens! He remains Shocked and Apalled by Lan Zhan’s behaviour for all of five minutes before basically going “lol okay”! He told Lan Zhan that he wanted to sleep with him in front of Lan Xichen, Jin Ling, a handful of Jin disciples, and the literal bad guy of the novel!!!

(I’ll never get over that scene. It is so funny.

WWX: “I need to say something, it can’t wait.”

JGY: “Then just say it right now as you are.” (Referring to the fact that Wei Wuxian has a wire wrapped around his throat that can kill him in seconds)

WWX: “Good point! Lan Zhan, we should’ve fucked.”

This scene is so fucking funny, I will absolutely never get over it)

I love powerful protagonists and honestly, Wei Wuxian is at the top of the list when it comes to overpowered protagonists. The only thing that phases him is dogs, and even then, he himself admits that he can get used to their presence as long as they aren’t barking.

TLDR: Wei Wuxian is so powerful and I totally get why Lan Zhan fell for him.

#wei wuxian #wei ying #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wangxian #the inane ramblings of a madman #i love wwx #he is the bestest boy #he is so dumb #the part where lxc and jgy #are judging him for not getting how much lwj likes him #and he just keeps saying ‘no wait explain this to me???’ #lxc: good lord my in law is as dumb as a brick #jgy: good lord wwx is worse than huaisang to explain things to #it always makes me laugh #especially the part where lan xichen and jin ling #sit off in the corner #carefully not looking at wwx and lwj #i like to think they awkwardly talked about the weather #long post

[shrimpwithglasses]

oh Dave was down BAD-

#early DaveKat crumbs my beloved #Dave is smitten 100% with every silly dumb thing Karkat does and I’m here for it #idc idc #I love them #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #homestuck reread #kyd relive homestuck #kyd rambles

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

the ocean loves her children, you see.

There's an old story selkies tell their children. The ocean loves her children, you see: if you ask for her help, she will gift you the things you need, even if they are not what you want. So most seafolk- sirens, merkin, sea monsters, etc- were once like us: the soft and gentle selkie folk, who love the ocean and the world she gives them. But they were once in need of the ocean mother's help, and their hearts cried to her- and she answered them in kind, changing them beyond the magic their shapeshifting allowed. And so they survived.

You were lost from your family, in a strange sea, and had tried to help a struggling sailor. When they had turned on you, wanting your skin, you were shocked, scared, confused, angry, and you screamed your heartbreak so deeply that your throat went raw- and the ocean mother gave you new gifts, and you used them to tear the sailors apart.

selkies are meant to be soft, kind, the gentlest of the ocean's children. and in your moments of pain and betrayal, you had chosen to forsake those things. your rage and agony tore the water red and frothy, until there were no sailors left to rip apart.

you fell into despair, then. you tried to rip the scales from your back, tear the fins from your bones, but all for naught. then you slept. you did not want to wake. but the ocean heard the weak cries of your heart, and carried you to a new home.

you woke to another boat. more sailors. you were terrified. of them. of yourself. one spoke to you, fed you, tended your wounds. you were scared- scared of him. scared of how your heart longed to be healed by him.

later, you would love him. and, later still, you would feel whole again.

#sea monster au #sea monster reader #blood #tw blood #injury #tw injury #bones of a rabbit au #doodles #sketches #short drabble #ramble fic #lore #bones of a rabbit lore #selkie lore #idk i just like thinking up lore for my own dumb aus okay sue me skjdfsjdfh

[bbeeew]

talking to allos about asexuality as a sex repulsed ace is so wild sometimes

"have you never been turned on? At all???"

Like how tf would I tell you that. And like am I supposed to answer no? Why do you want to know? Why is that a question you ask? bro???

"I'm a pure virgin, who shant do things like, wake up with a boner or have a high libido" like what do you want from me.

Like it's not a dumb question but if you ask me "when ace people get boners what do they do?" You should expect the most "the god dang flippafrack came out of your pie hole" and it better not be followed up with "do they just cry?" because I will not be able to hold myself back from bursting out laughing

#this is probably dumb #But like idc #Ace #acespec #aroace #asexuality #aspec #No sex in my dojo #ace rants #ace rambles

[flicklikesstuff]

I wonder…

Can Valentino fly with his wings?

Because if that’s the case… He’s not the only one.

And that someone could be out for his throat-

Why am I wondering about this? No reason.

Yeah. No reason at all.

Me, not having the idea of a potential fight sequence in the air between one strong(?) flyer and a weaker, less experienced flyer where one clearly has some sort of advantage on stamina but the other is good with projectiles and a certain spider couldn’t do much but watch-

I mean, what-?

#idea prompt ig- #huskerdust #casino hearts #hazbin valentino #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel #me and my dumb ramblings

[kaytayto]

very late estimeric week contribution, but i had too much fun drawing hair. this was for reunion? i think? the vibe is them pining for each other and then finally confessing post EW. i need this in my life constantly thanks

#estimeric week #estimeric #estinien varlineau #aymeric de borel #ffxiv #my art #you know i usually ramble in the tags but why not in the image description too hmm #i sure spent a week drawing armor and hair and then left my fugue state terrified of having to color all that shit #you have to draw all the dumb armor details at least once right #sorry sers you will simply have to be naked in all my other fanart of you so i dont have to deal with this again

[dootznbootz]

Honestly, when Odysseus is back, I imagine how he'd be trying so hard to really bond with Telemachus. Everyone else that he deeply cared about knew him from before, but Telemachus doesn't know him and he doesn't know Telemachus. All they know is that they love each other. And it made me imagine him trying so hard with "Father/Son moments" but he doesn't know where to start and begin.

Ody: "Here, son, this is how you tie a good knot when tying up animals. You pull it through-"

Tele: "Uh, Father, I already know how to do that... I learned this when I was around 13..."

Ody: "...Yes! Of course! Well done!"

But deep down he's so so sad. Telemachus already knows so many things already. Learned the things that Odysseus wanted to teach him but couldn't. Telemachus realizes this too, and I can imagine him sometimes pretending not to know something or, at the very least, letting his father tell the same instructions again to cheer him up.

I'd like to imagine Penelope notices Odysseus being sad about it and so she reminds him of a trick he did while young, something Telemachus doesn't know how to do. BUT IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING GOOFY! Could it be woodworking? Sure, but I also really fucking want it to be something absolutely goofy. Woodworking is useful, as is fighting, swimming, archery, etc.

Party Trick-level stuff! I want people to be watching the king and prince do something silly and ridiculous but the two of them are having the time of their life, fucking juggling or something.

#please give suggestions if you have any ideas 🥲 need something silly!!! I wanna foreshadow in my fic!!! #meh. I can never write one-liners can I? always has to be a goddamn essay. EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT AN ESSAY #this is probably dumb but eh #odysseus #telemachus #odyssey #tagamemnon #Mad rambles #the odyssey #penelope #shot by odysseus #my headcanons

[notaluckypup]

I need a good pup who just desperately wants to serve~ it’s ok dear I only notice a little when you rush to respond to all of my messages. I can’t really tell that you’ve dedicated a good chunk of your day scrolling through my page to find things out about my preferences can I? After all you’re just so pathetic and needy you can’t help but devote yourself to me. It’s just what good puppies are supposed to do💕

#lucky rambles #pup in charge #trans nsft #ftm sub #queer nsft #ftm nsft #ftm puppy #puppyboy #puppy sub #dumb wh0re #dm me for my content #dm me for my paypal #bd/sm pet #nsft puppy #petpl4y #dumbification #dumb puppy #gender neutral nsft #puppypl4y #nsft concept #hornyyy

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

I simultaneously want to live a lifestyle where I can regularly afford to EXTRAVAGANTLY tip service workers, whilst also living in a world where topping culture is not normal or necessary because minimum wage laws do their damn jobs and actually allow all workers to comfortably support their selves & families without relying on the arbitrary "generosity" of entitled customers

#not a shitpost #anyway tipping is not the norm in many countries bc employers are held to a higher accountability re: liveable wages #and in the U.S. specifically tipping as a cultural norm is DIRECTLY descended from post-civil-war racism #I highly recommend googling that shit bc there are MUCH better sources than my dumb little blog #but basically i believe it arose in industries that employed (exploited) a large newly unenslaved black workforce #by offering service jobs that paid unethically low wages (to post-emancipation black americans with VERY few options/resources) #with the excuse that 'tips' would 'reward' good performance and make up the wage difference to 'deserving' workers #while actually it was a control tactic that enabled racist white customers to financially abuse underpaid black employees #keeping in mind that many white americans at this point resented the new legal right of former slaves to earn money and hold jobs at all #ANYWAY I'm rambling and I don't have a list of sources that's just a summary of stuff I remember reading #I apologize for any accidental misinformation this is why i normally stick to dumb clown biology horror posts #(the nose is the fruiting fungal body. honk it thrice to Release The Spores) #...no wait wait wait i thought i was done BUT: #it's no coincidence that tipping culture has continued predominantly in industries more likely to employ women and people of color #and people without access to higher education. because TIPPING IS FUNDAMENTALLY A FORM OF FINANCIAL ABUSE MEANT TO ENFORCE SOCIAL HIERARCHY #ok whew i think im done #oh P.S. LEAVE A FUCKING TIP for people who provide you services in industries where tipping is (unfortimatrly) standard #Yes even if they do a crap job. TIPS AREN'T A 'BONUS' for 'good performance' they're literally something exploited workers need to SURVIVE #you should be able to screw up occasionally at work without being terrified of being able to pay this month's bills #Humans are human. Which means we are DEEPLY FLAWED and IMMINENTLY DESERVING OF DIGNITY AND COMPASSION. #There i did it i summarized my personal core theology nobody asked for. and in entirely too wordy a process okay i am going to BED

[chronicowboy]

arthurian legend according to ao3:

#sami rambles #this is so fucking dumb but it was my first thought when i was watching it and i couldn't help myself 😭 #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #king arthur #camelot

[ferretwhomst]

i really hate when people treat mabel as The Dumb Twin compared to dipper. the creators have literally said MULTIPLE TIMES that dipper and mabel are of equal intelligence!!! yes she acts silly but she's also 12 years old!!!! the only reason dipper seems "more mature" is bc he has unfathomable levels of anxiety and overthinks everything!!!! and even then he makes some really stupid choices. he's not inherently more rational or smarter he's as much of a little kid as mabel is AGGHHGHH part of me feels like it's also at least partly bc dipper is more of a stem guy while mabel's more artsy and creative. and guess which one of those fields is considered more valuable!

#sorry i was showing my sibling gf and they kept commenting on how dumb mabel was #they even sided with dipper during the summerween episode. can you imagine. #it just really made me want to snap at them #i decided not to do that but the thought is still plaguing me so might as well share it with the internet #bet that when they watch tale of two stans theyre gonna side with ford like a fuckin chump /lhj #ferret rambles #gravity falls #gf #mabel pines #dipper pines #mystery twins

[jellyjamheadobb]

#You can’t make it? #Ohhh nooo… what a shameeee…. *sinks further in my couch with my snacks and pjs* #rey rambles #meme #memes #dumb shit #funny #dank memes #lmao #best memes #funny memes #relatable memes #humor #funny shit #haha

[cheekylittlepupp]

A Astarion is literally a sugar daddy. He's old, rich, has white hair, one leg in the grave type of look, full of himself and is into powerplay

trad wives this trad wives that, nah, nah.

#astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 rambles #bg3 astarion #mims posts ~ #welcome to my dumb take of the day #ascended astarion #baldur's gate iii #no i will not elaborate