#my brain is weird

[floffrain]

Unrequited Lonely TV man, Desperately Depressed King of Hell & Smiley Deer man taking advantage of it

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #hazbin #hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer morningstar #alastor x lucifer #appleradio #hazbin alastor #lucifer x alastor #radiostatic #radioapple #staticapple #applestatic #staticradio #lucifer x alastor x vox #alastor x vox #vox x alastor #alastor x vox x lucifer #lucifer x vox #vox x lucifer #IDK WHAT IM DOING #MY BRAIN IS WEIRD #HELP #LOL

[froginthestars]

my brain is just such a mess because one day I have the urge to listen to the 5th symphony of Beethoven and then the next day it’s the music of frozen

#music #its endless #my brain is weird #its a never ending playlist #Plus it’s so random

[littlesnowyone]

Something I thought of while going to sleep 😂

#littlesnowymemes #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #mercedes von martritz #dot hack #dot hack sign #subaru #mercedes car #Subaru car #my brain is weird

[kevcanwait]

This but a Felix version that's been on my brain for a day now.

Tags: Shy Felix, Nicknames (Jagi, Starlight, darling), Felix being self conscious?

You've been lounging on the couch for awhile, one leg off the couch and the other bent, an arm hanging off the couch and the other above your head on the arm rest, staring at the ceiling, looking bored as hell to be honest.

Schedules finally ended and you told the boys you were gonna go to sleep and yet here you are, a few hours later, not sleeping. It was only thirty after midnight but you knew you had to go to sleep or you won't be a happy camper tomorrow.

Oh, why are on the uncomfortable couch instead of your room? You didn't want your tossing and turning to disturb Felix, he'd already been woken up by them, groggily asking with his deep, sleep riddled voice if you are okay and you just answered a simple 'yeah' as you got up, escaping to go to the bathroom but instead escaping to the living room so he wasn't disturbed anymore.

One of the reasons you couldn't sleep was too much on your mind, current choreography, places your going tomorrow, what you're doing tomorrow, everything. The other was an anxious gnawing feeling when you went to tease Felix before bed and he pushed you away. Did you say or do something wrong? When he pushed your hand away from his waistband and hip it felt like a small pang in your heart, he rejected your touch and for someone as affectionate as Felix, it's a little worrying.

A light door creak snapped you out of your daze at the dark ceiling and you look up, listening to the footsteps, trying to gauge wether or not it was one of the boys going to the bathroom or coming out to go to the kitchen.

In the darkness you see a slight silhouette walk over to you and when it comes closer you see it's Felix. "Lix, what's wrong?" You sat up, hands instinctively reaching out to rest on his thighs as he stands in front of you but they drop back down, remembering the last time you tired to touch him.

He stays quiet, fidgeting in his spot between your knees. "Lixie? What's wrong, jagi?" Your hands fidget before moving up, hesitantly placing themselves on his thighs as you continue to look up at him, waiting for him to answer. Your thumb rubs small circles into the material of your larger shirt he's wearing, it's big on him but barely makes it past his hips so the hem is at his upper thigh.

Without answering, he steps forward, placing his hands on your shoulders before lifting his legs to straddle you. You scoot back a bit, a little taken back by the action but at the same time welcoming it. Placing your hands on his waist you feel him relax into you, a contrast to him pushing you away earlier.

Your hand slide down his waist gently as his hands move off your shoulders and his arms wrap around your neck. He doesn't say anything, he doesn't want to say anything, your hands are so close but they don't move further.

He pushed you away cause he wasn't ready. He bought them secretly a while ago but just now had the courage to wear them. Under your shirt, the Loverboy underwear he wore almost burned his skin. He was comfortable but he wasn't ready for you to see him in something different than boxers and what better time than one in the morning, in the dark, by themselves.

You ask him what's wrong again and he still doesn't have the guts to say anything so he moves in a way that looks like an adjustment but almost falling off your lap which makes your hands protectively move to his hip and waist to balance him when you feel something unfamiliar under your right hand.

Felix settles himself as your eyes widen slightly and your other hand moves to his other hip before both move to his thighs. "Can I?" You ask softly and he nods before remembering that you guys are in the dark and whispering a small "Yes."

With the little amount you can see in the dark, you look down as your hands push the shirt out of the way to uncover his lower half to see the thong, straps pulled up further than normal and you'd be a lair if you said he didn't look good in it.

"Lix...why didn't you show me sooner?" You look back up, seeing more of his features in the dark. "I honestly thought you wouldn't like them..." He said. "I didn't...mean to push you away..." Then it clicks. "You were wearing these when I was teasing you." "Yeah...I still didn't feel comfortable at that time so I pushed you way. I should've just told you then."

He still has some sleep in his voice but honestly that made his accent more adorable as his words slurred slightly. "Lix..." You mumble softly and you see him look up, taking a hand from his bunched shirt to lift it to his face and cup his cheek, feeling him lean into it. "I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable, darling. I didn't mean to." Your own accent seemed to relax him as he leaned his forehead onto yours. "I think you look even more sexy, to be honest. It looks so good on you."

You lean back to capture his lips with yours, immediately pulling him closer by his thigh when you moved your hand and gently tilting your head to the right to deepen the kiss, his body relaxing instantly.

Your hand tails back under the shirt, fingers sliding under the material of the waistband and gripping his hips to pull him impossibly closer. You went to tease his bottom lip when he suddenly pulled back, hiding his face in your neck with a whine. "Lixie?" "I'm too tired." He mumbles simply which confuses you until he wiggles in his spot and his semi met your crotch and you huff a light laugh. "Aw, starlight, it's okay." You encourage him, guiding his hips to have him grind into you. "W-wait-" His words contradict his actions as he moves on his own while you kiss his neck.

"Can I take care of you?" Felix whines before nodding his head against your shoulder. You move to lay him on the couch and hover over him. You slide his shirt up, hooking a finger into the front of the underwear and sliding to the hip to snap the band slightly, Felix jolting slightly as you look back up to his eyes.

You lean down, giving him a quick kiss which has him trailing after you and you smile. "You're so pretty, Starlight."

I'm sorry if this is bad. I only had one part thought of so I built this off of a small light thought I had.

Haven't decided if I wanted to do the others and If I did, the next one I sort of have thought out for is Hyunjin.

#bleh #random #my brain is weird #straykids #stray kids #Lee Felix #wooo 🥳 #lee felix x male reader #stray kids x male reader #x male reader #drabble #one shot #bored #tired #sub!idol #sub!felix #top!reader #top male reader #dom!reader

[maskedkara]

Mina and Dracula reading the lines at the same time while she's hypnotized made me so fricking nervous in today's entry (especially since that choice was not made earlier). Like, yeah, it's most likely just a style choice because I don't exactly think the boat would go that fast (Demeter voyage entries span from July 18th to August 9th and it had started before the first entry from what I remember) or that Dracula could leave if he tried right now but, at this point, part of me is like 'is Dracula feeding her lines or something?'. Highly unlikely (and possibly a bit of a dumb idea on my part) but scary to think about.

#dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #my brain is weird

[onceandfuturelesbian]

yknow those stupid “girl/bitch fights”? like the slapping hands ??

like this ?!!!?!!

i think this would be really funny if it was merlin and arthur

(i don’t recommend searching “slap fight” unless you wanna see semi-naked ladies wrestling, likely from a bad porn)

#idk this just came to me #my brain is weird #bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #bbcm

[ghostfacebunni]

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish is definitely the type of guy to still use that Love Tester game from the last 2000s because his sisters use it and he thinks it's real.

(This one specifically:)

So he put his and Simon 'Ghost' Rileys name in it and when it pops up as 99% he sitting there giggling like a lovesick school girl in the common room while Ghost sits next to him

Soap: see tha' LT?

Ghost: that's the stupidest thing ever

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap:

Ghost: now do Alex and Farah-

#john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod mwii #the brainrot is real #this came out of nowhere #like idk #my brain is weird #its canon #change my fucking mind

[iszapizza]

This is so dumb USJJSKS

#scaramouche #genshin impact #Niwa genshin impact #wanderer #doodle #my brain is weird

[artguy123456789]

A little bit more information about this crossover. Since it was Velvet and Veneer’s parents that made the joy pill they sort of became the poster children for it and would have been forced into trying it in its experimental stages. This obviously leads to them being pretty messed up in the head.

#trolls band together #trolls 3 #trolls #velvet and veneer #trolls veneer #veneer trolls #trolls velvet #velvet trolls #dreamworks trolls #we happy few #weird crossover idea #weird crossover #my brain is weird

[th3-tr4sh-b0y]

You know you're too far into TGCF when you develop a 'Gege' tic

#tgcf #heavens officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #gege #tourettes #tics #literally why #we love hua cheng #but why #my brain is weird #yikes #hollis talks #meow

[allastoredeer]

Your art is a festering sore on the face of creativity, infecting everything it touches

⚆ _ ⚆ I can't tell if this is a compliment or an insult. I first read it like a compliment, but your username says ultimatehater and now I'm not sure

If it's a compliment, thank you! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

If it's an insult, uh...sorry? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#hehe #my brain is weird #I'm making a Lucifer drawing guide right now so my mental function is elsewhere #asks #ultimatehater

[mozzzz05]

I’m sorry but the “Luther wants to throw you a party so you feel loved” “do you feel loved?” And then the most genuinest, most wholesomest, most gorgeous smile and the little shy “yes” from Viktor has me sobbing it’s so damn cute

#meme #memes #my brain is weird #lol #why #lmao #tua #the umbrella academy s3 #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy spoilers #tua spoilers #viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luthers character development #trans viktor #cute #wholesome #fuck Reginald Hargreaves

[mossandb0nes]

sometimes I remember how many bones I have and twist around to look at my spine only to find that I am in fact covered in muscle and skin.

#humans are weird #my brain is weird #idk how to tag this #thoughtvomit

[kevcanwait]

I was suddenly inspired by this one clip of a female idol (I don't remember who [Found out it was Yeji]) that's been on my mind for some reason where she's wearing cargo pants i think with 'g-string' straps and the comments were saying that they were attached to the pants. I'm bad at describing things but basically I couldn't stop thinking about how those straps would look on the boys but I was mainly thinking of Chan.

I just think...Maybe you and Chan had been in some sort of relationship for a while and you gifted him a guys thong as a joke since you guys have settled into a comfortable relationship and like to joke with each other.

I don't know what else to say. 😅 This was a spur of the moment thought. (This turned out to be a one shot) Tags: Male reader, suggestive at the end, subby chan, "you" are younger then Chan, you/your pronouns.

It was a joke, saying he might look good in it but he didn't actually have to try it but one day, you were cleaning the dorm and found a random flash drive. You walked to Chan's room to see if it was his but were pleasantly surprised to see not just him quickly pulling down his shirt to hide something but the quick glimpse of a familiar white and red adorned to his hips.

You walk over to him, kicking the door closed, and placed your hands on his waist as he play innocent and asked what you needed. The drive and original train of thought you had left as soon as you saw it, you ignore Chan and glide your hands down his torso, feeling him shiver as his knees almost go weak and his hands fly to hold your forearms as his breathing becomes shallow while he watches your every move.

You take a moment to appreciate and look over his outfit, for once he's wearing something other than black, dark khakis and your white baggy shirt with a crudely drawn derpy cat with a middle finger. Your eyes catch on his hips and your hands proceed to scrunch the shirt in your fists that rest above his hips.

A small, barely audible gasp escapes you as you examine the fabric on his hips. They were from the brand Loverboy, the red band was purposefully pulled further up on the sides to be seen, taking the same path as his v-line into his pants. "J-Jagi?" Chan stutters out, feeling the same small feeling whenever he's under your roaming gaze. "Is it...bad?" Your eyes shoot up to his, noticing the sheepish look in his eyes before leaning forward, hands dropping the shirt in favor of feeling Chan's skin under your palms as you lead into a feverish kiss, immediately turning your kiss of reassurance into the start of a make out session.

You hum when his one of his hands find purchase at the back of your neck, gripping your hair to pull you closer as he relaxes in your hold while the other rests lazily on your pec, fisting the material of your top as he lets go and his worry melts away. Your hands slide to his hips and your thumb rubs back and forth on his skin and where the edge of the band ends. Tilting your head slightly to the left, you deepen the kiss, pulling him in closer, his hand on your chest sliding up to rest on your shoulder and the other moving from your hair to your jaw.

You loved it when he was relaxed, wether it be at the mercy of your hands in bed or cuddling on the couch while a movie you two lost interest in a while ago plays in the background as you just stare at each other. You know how much work he does and when he's relaxed, you're relaxed.

A small whine escapes from his mouth into yours, a sign that says he needs air but doesn't want to pull away, he never wants to pull away, so you do what you always do and pull away first but not too far, Chan doesn't like you being too far away.

The both of you pant, taking small gasps of air that you both can feel blow on your lips as you catch your breath. "D-Do you...Like me...wearing them?" He asks with a small voice between gasps of air. "Do I ever." You replied with the same tone, hands sliding out from under his shirt to behind him, squatting down slightly as you grip his thighs below his ass before picking him up effortlessly, a small protest with a yelp comes from Chan before he settles with his legs around your waist and arms holding a bit tighter around your neck as your hands settle on his ass.

"I might just get you more, Hyung." Chan blushes, hiding his burning face in your neck like he always does when he realizes just how pliant he gets from his dongsaeng, his group member, but most importantly his boyfriend.

You carry him over to the bed, carefully, albeit a little roughly, putting him on the bed. The shirt riding up slightly and Chan goes to fix it before you grab his hands and move to lightly pin them next to his head, eyes once again trailing along his hips, looking at sight of the bands next to his v-line and repeatedly trailing the straps down to his waistband a couple times before bringing your gaze back to his eyes that have started to glaze over with anticipation and excitement.

You lean down, kissing him again before forcing your tongue between his plush red lips, he immediately opens them, and swiping your tongue over his before pulling back, his eyes now glazed with need and desire for more as you smile, one hand untangling from his to bring it up and lift his chin slightly with your pointer finger while your thumb rubs his red, spit covered, plush bottom lip.

"Don't worry, Hyung, I'll treat you with more if you like them so much. At the moment, let your dongsaeng treat you to something else." You smirk when he whines, head softly falling back as his body fully relaxed, his body at your mercy as you lean back down, relinking your hand with his as you kiss him again and your tongue tangles with his and claims it as yours.

Did...Did I just write a suggestive drabble? With a coherent plot? that also kinda turned me on again too? I kinda also want to do scenarios of how reader reacts to the other members but that might be too much for me.

I'm really proud of this. I'm also trying to get into writing for you, the reader, more often cause my character inserts aren't getting much love and I have an experimental theory that Male readers are a more popular read than character inserts. That's my own theory though.

What's a bit funny is that I thought of this while rereading @moonlightndaydreams Skz Family fic 😂 kind of unrelated but it's put me in a sort of mood that has me wanting to finish "More than Group Mates"

I'm sorry my first series ever hasn't been updated much, haven't really been in the mood to write smut or anything at all. I guess if I just type out my thoughts, the actions and scenes and what's happening come to me and my writers block is gone.

Anyway, I hope you like this. I do.

Okay bye. ✌🏼

#bleh #random #my brain is weird #straykids #stray kids #bang chan #wooo 🥳 #bang chan x male reader #stray kids x male reader #x male reader #drabble #one shot #bored #tired #lazy day #sub!idol #sub!bang chan #top!reader #dom!reader

[colorfulpuppychild]

You ever think about the fact that throughout the years Merlin most likely met someone who looked exactly like Arthur. Cause there are theory’s today that some people look exactly like old historical figures. Merlin could be walking down the street one day after getting some groceries and see a man with blonde hair. This man is the spitting image of Arthur.

The two scenarios I see playing out are:

1) Merlin drops everything and rushes over to “not Arthur” and starts asking him a multitude of questions, until he realizes this isn’t his Arthur, apologizing to the man and then leaving, his soul crushed and heartbroken.

2) Merlin just thinks he’s hallucinating and continues with his day…until he keeps seeing this man’s face, Arthur’s face, everywhere he goes. Like a ghost that’s haunting him for his past mistakes

#bbc merlin #merlin #scenarios #my brain is weird #the voices #Merlin can never run from his failed destiny #trauma buffet take your pick

[tyanis]

The Toad Ethan Saga.

So, probably the funniest... or stupidest thing to come out of my Resident Evil male vs female polls was that week Ethan got turned into a toad.

I decided to gather links to those polls as a little reminder that this was a thing that happened.

Now, the catalyst for all of this was Rose following a will-o-wisp into some haunted woods.

The rest of the gang went after her only to discover that she'd stumbled upon a witch's cabin. The witch, annoyed at having so many strangers in her house, threatened to turn them into toads.

Most left pretty quickly but Ashley and Ethan were a little too slow.

And that is how we got Toad Ethan.

Taking the witch at her word that the spell would only last a week, the gang headed home and chose to just continue life as normal. Unfortunately, one of them swiped an ancient artifact from the witch's cabin.

Back at home, both Ashley and Toad Ethan ended up messing around with these artifacts without knowing what they were.

And then Toad Ethan accidentally summoned a demon.

Hunk, Ashley, and Steve barricade said demon in a room, never to speak of it again. But not long after, some strange occurances started happening in the house...

As Toad Ethan hopped near a dangerous gas leak in the basement, Rose heard something strange behind a bookshelf.

After Steve rescued Toad Ethan from the gas leak, the group realized that Rose was gone, having stepped into an alternate dimension.

Acting quickly, the group began to organize a rescue party.

Unfortunately, a second gas leak was discovered and more people had to stay behind, leaving only six brave souls to enter the alternate dimension to save Rose.

They had a terrible time. Luckily(?) thanks to the trauma of being in the hellscape and then being chucked out of it by Chris, Toad Ethan finally went back to being just regular Ethan.

And that's the story of the most magical week of my polls. I will not be able to top this level of stupidity.

I hope...

#resident evil #toad ethan #ethan winters #rose winters #rosemary winters #resident evil poll #this is dumb #why did i do this #Resident evil stupidity #my brain is weird #this is stupid #resident evil village #resident evil biohazard