#my bisexual ass loves it

[emthimofnight]

My fan kids for Knuckles and Rouge, Jasper and Jade! They are a bit older than Stellar and Camellia.

#my art #knuxouge #knouge #rouge the bat #knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog #sth #jasper the bat #jade the echidna #sonic #fan kid #fan children #sonic oc #sonic art #rude anime boy love interest and chill ass hippie LOL #knuckles and rouge generate two of the most bisexual children you've ever seen

[the-woman-upstairs]

In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.

#argylle #argylle spoilers #my only real complaint with argylle is that we were robbed of a henry cavill/john cena kiss #there’s so much fun to be had with the universe of this film especially in regards to the book fandom #i like to believe aidan stirs up ship drama on fandom forums and social media #the minute rachel’s spy past gets declassified it’s OVER for her in fandom lol #i can appreciate not everyone being into the film’s bait and switch #but i can’t help but love a spy film that lets the female lead be a whole women struggling to define herself #while also kicking ass and having a sweet goofy guy be head over heels for her #this really is the kind of movie that fandom could have soooo much fun with #don’t even get me started on elly/rachel projecting all of her badass spy escapades on a super manly fit dude #like if he’s done everything she’s done…girl memory-holed her own bisexuality lol

[hookliner]

him calling me good boy is so %*#+#$¥

do it again (please) see what happens (me begging)

#so rude I say #as if i wouldn’t beg for him on the daily #my ass is down bad #mlm #queer #gay #mlm t4t #him #lgbtq #t4t mlm #t4t #bisexual #mlm yearning #ftm mlm #if you’ve found this acc btw #my dear #you’re rude #and i love you #(i will continue to post anyway)

[rotisseries]

hades fandom dash osmosis had me kind of thinking that than and zag were the nicer friends to lovers romance and that meg was the mean dominatrix type but in my playthrough I've found that meg is distantly polite and than is openly a tsundere bitch. ok

#like they're both clearly pissed at you but when you talk to them #meg will be like. “i have a job I need to be focusing on 😐” #and than will be like “TCH🙄 why are you even TALKING to me????🙄🙄🙄 you're planning on LEAVING ANYWAY.🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨” #worth noting that than is the one actually trying to help you whereas meg's job is to kick your ass. so #anyway I love them I can't wait to have my toxic polycule #“hades is a combat focused roguelike game about escaping the underworld and finding out where your mother went” WRONG. #it's a bisexual romance visual novel<333 #hades #hades game #thanatos hades #megaera hades #thanzag #megzag #I love having to guess at ship names here this is great #thanzagmeg

[pralinesims]

Thinkin' thots.

#him and his wide ass neck against the world #in this household we love (slightly) problematic bisexual men #ts4 #my sims #sims 4 #sims #the sims 4 #the sims #simblr #s4 #ts4 edit #ts4 pictures #ts4 screenshots #ts4 screenshot #sims 4 edit #my edits #my pictures #vale

[deardarlingthings]

when people say that jamie tartt is anything but loosey goosy with his sexuality

#he has a whole ass girlfriend and boyfriend actually #this man is a bisexual dumpster fire and we know that #jamie tartt the love of my life #jamie tartt #ted lasso #royjamie #jamieroy #royjamiekeeley #roykeeleyjamie #jamiekeeleyroy #jamieroykeeley #keeleyjamieroy #keeleyroyjamie

[smoshpostiing]

Hear me out, this combo-

I AM 100000000% HERE FOR THIS OMG

#my bisexual ass cant handle this #smosh #shayne topp #courtney miller #shourtney #smosh cast #smosh courtney #smosh shayne #smosh shourtney #shartney #love them sm

[dreamlessinspace]

Yona is so cute, good to know my Link has not one, but two hot royalty to be a sugar bby to.

A fiancé is no problem, just another person to love and cherish and drop copious amounts of fish in front of.

#totk yona #prince sidon #yes I ship link with Sidon #yes I now ship him with yona as well #my bisexual disaster gremlin who knows like three words and never bathes can charm the shit outta the royals #my poly ass sees nothing wrong with his fiancé #just another person to love and cherish and come home to #link #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #totk

[pillowenvelopchair]

Brainworms

#aka. that one doodle that had quickly escalated #his clothes r not accurate #im not drawing his bisexual ass correctly sorry gang #one day #rogier #sorcerer rogier #envelope art #rogier the spellblade #bc why not! #elden ring #love my ball point and water color brush #throws this @ u while i work on something

[butcharyastark]

i cannot explain how simultaneously complexly fascinating and deeply hilarious this fucking intimate coming out scene between flint and silver is in the s3 finale of black sails.

like. imagine you are james flint. you have a horrible secret tragic backstory you won't tell anyone about how you became the fearsome and capable pirate captain you are today. that tragic backstory involves being the bisexual unicorn for a rich couple's poly triad dreams in 1700s england. you confide in someone outside of this dynamic for the first time after everything happened about what happened because they asked to know. you bare your soul uncharacteristically about being bisexual, polyamorous, and griefstricken. nobody else but one person in your life has seen this of you. the person you confide this to is someone that genuinely worried about you killing them in front of your entire crew like, literally 10 days ago, for confessing to betraying you abt smth that took months of efforts and dozens of death to try to achieve. this person, who is the most kindly understanding and softspoken person on your ship of ragtag hardened pirates, looks you in the eyes by the soft lighting of the campfire under cover of nightfall after burying literal and now metaphorical secrets, and says, in order, to your FACE, that 1) firstly he is a hashtag gay ally (in the 1700s) and so sorry for your loss but 2) he's been thinking lately it's kind of weird everybody around flint dies and he doesn't want to be next bc everybody flint trusts is a dead man walking bc 3) hey flint have you ever considered maybe it's your fault this happened and that you are doomed bc of just who you are as a person? and 4) but it's okay actually bc if it came down to it i think i've grown as a person enough that if anyone dies in this partnership it will be you 😤

like. to his face. i repeat, to the face of the most feared pirate this side of the americas, who has considered killing him within the past month or two, who opened up to silver in the most baring way possible for a regular man, much less a man like flint--to his FACE silver said that "maybe the homophobia you experienced that ruined your entire life was actually your fault for existing and everybody you love is doomed to die because being around you is a curse :/" in the most GENTLY understanding tone of voice while staring deeply into his eyes and professing genuine care and friendship and respect for him.

i'd lose my mind. i'd implode. no fucking wonder flint takes a preparatory, longsuffering swig of liquor with the most exasperated expression i've ever seen on a 40+yo man's face the literal second silver's mouth is open for longer than 2 sentences. silver is SO goddamn lucky this man stopped seeing him as an enemy 6 weeks ago and instead switched to begrudgingly ominous mentor and weird older brother.

and they're both still being friendly about it like silver isn't casually portending one of their deaths because of the other because of the inherent darkness of their souls and like flint hasn't killed men on his own crew for saying less than this behind his back. this is fucking insane energy. i want to study them both. i want to microwave them at high heat. i want to put them in a jar and shake it. you two really live like this?

#my post #black sails #nomi liveblogs #this is the gayest cishet-toxic-masculinity ass conversational response to being told someones darkest secrets #its the straightest queer man to queer man 'im here for u bro' conversation ive ever seen #silver is talking exactly like a man who only stepped foot onto a boat 3 months ago acting like he knows shit abt longterm captaincy #and flint is reacting like that while stsring into the ground questioning all of his life choices up til this moment. #somehow james flint being a bisexual unicorn in a poly triad is still relevant as a plot point for totally separate characters #i love all of this its so. fuckinf. hilarious #@flint and silver: this is amazing. you live like this?

[techs-cyarika]

Tech smutty fic ideas (because I’m a tech death denier and in my mind everyone’s safe and sound on Pabu living their best lives)

Warnings: 18+, mentions of prostitution

1) Phee has a lover on Pabu who she keeps very well kept. Like I’m talking sugar baby status, but that doesn’t mean her lover doesn’t have any real emotions for Phee like they are very much in love. However they both are very generous lovers and have a tendency towards sharing (if you get my drift). So when the tall brown eyed (they all have brown eyes, but there really is something special about his), genius clone Phee has been telling her lover about finally visits Pabu, the two start scheming on how to get him into their bed

2) The Bad Batchers need their resident genius to learn how to chill out and find him the sweetest, prettiest, most patient escort they possibly can (recommended by Phee, of course). Tech, in usual Tech fashion, has his nose shoved into his data pad until the escort gives him something else to study.

#can you tell I’m a bisexual Phee truther?? #I can just imagine her with a lover who wears the finest silks #and dresses and that drape so nicely over her #and clings to her when she returns from wherever she’s gone to #oh my god it’d be so amazing #Phee definitely loves to grab ass #tech smut #tech x reader #tech the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tech tbb #phee the bad batch #phee genoa #phee tbb #phee x reader #tech x reader x Phee #the bad batch smut #OC- Cas

[galaxytoons]

#galaxytoons #art #drawing #wip #vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #shark vox #Hazbin hotel #helluverse #he has gyatt #Help vox is holding a gun to my head making me draw him hot #Stupid sexy tv man #Why is he hot #I SHOULDNT BE THINKING A TV IS HOT #THAT IS A TELEVISION WITH AN ASS #WHYYYYYYY #cries #im so #guh #gay #im so bisexual for him #Hey haha we’re both bisexual and pathetic #Bisexual pathetic people supremacy #Gay men #live laugh love gay men #why am i like this #why am i doing this #why am i here

[frnkiebby]

that gorgeous fucking profile~🎃

#oh look it’s the person that’s sending me to hell in a hand basket #i really love that phrase ngl #that and ass over tea kettle #look at me saying more and more phrases from my grandparents as i get older #tbf some of the shit they said/say is fucking GOLD #so anyway #his perfect nose??? #and jaw line??? #he’s just genuinely very fucking attractive #and i know for some people he’s just this generic mundane like normal-attractive guy #but he’s just so fucking like irresistibly gorgeous fucking man #which still throws me off that i’m like ~this man is delicious~ #but hey #ig that’s the confusing beauty of being a fucking bisexual queer #even if my scale leans heavily toward women/nb #wow maybe talk about oversharing #who the fuck cares #what’s tumblr for if not for oversharing #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[emilydickinsonsghost]

Literally always assumed that Indiana Jones and Han Solo are both bi, like ever since being a child and watching those movies on my aunt’s old TV recorded VHS tapes from the 80’s I lowkey assumed that was canon.

Idk why, I guess you put Harrison Ford in a slutty outfit and I’m just like “that’s a bisexual that is!”

#indiana jones #Han solo #Star Wars #bisexual #lgbt media #Harrison ford #queercoding #not to mention my repressed baby dyke self definitely wanted to be Han and Indy growing up so there’s that #gender identity be like: larger than life slutty adventurous characters played by Harrison ford in old movies #gay thoughts #also my gay ass was hopelessly in love with both Karen Allen and Carrie Fischer as a child #still am tbh

[aestheticallyamyyy]

#me #bored af #need cuddles #need sex #need love #bisexual #pretty girls #hotmen #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #need distractions #wet and needy #need dick #kiss my body #kiss my forehead #kiss my pussy #kiss my ass #kiss my toes