#my anons

[flowersandbigteeth]

“When a yandere brings you home for the first time they must bathe you like a rescued puppy. I don't make the rules.”

Imagine if they took it a step further and found a way to look into your medical records to make sure you’re all vaccinated and everything. They put you in a bedroom too that’s filled with all your favorite toys and things to make sure you’re comfortable in your new environment

This is basically an alien taking in a human I feel like

Yes! They need to know your favorite color, prescriptions, favorite snacks, music tastes for various moods ^_^ It's the responsible thing to do

#sweet anons #sweet asks #my anons

[randomluck-ofthe-universe]

Why do you dislike Kylie? Her sisters actions aren’t her fault. What has she done that’s bad? She seems sweet and like a wonderful mom

"why do you dislike Kylie?

.. what has she done that's bad?"

that's why 👇

"she seems sweet and like a wonderful mom"

miss Kylie Jenner is a mom who flaunts her tiny daughter in public like a trophy, who drags with her to events certainly not suitable for a little girl and showing that poor creature dressed as the exact clone of herself.

miss Kylie Jenner is a mom who continuously publishes private videos of the tiny daughter for no reason other than to use her to sell at the best her own image, who exploits her daughter for having more and more visibility and to increase her own public consent.

so.. sorry if I strongly disagree with you but she's DEFINITELY doesn't represent my idea of a 'wonderful mom'.

and even if you'll crucify me for that, a mom like that honestly gives me the stomach turn.. she's just disgusting and shameful.

#my anons #kylie jenner

[slitherysrpent]

about me

welcome to my horny little corner lmao

you can call me MJ

25, she/her

lesbian, tomboy femme, (heavy) top leaning switch

Men + minors DNI, I’ll block you

Women (this includes trans women obviously), NB and lgbt+ ppl in general are welcome here

Rules for asks and dms until further notice*:

- Please let me know your pronouns so I can address you correctly and in a way that you’re comfortable with.

- I won’t be accepting anything sexual until further notice. If you want to leave friendly asks/dms and/or asks/dms seeking advice you’re welcome to do so.

- If I get asks/dms that are sexual I won’t answer at all and if they go too overboard, are borderline creepy or super disrespectful, an immediate block will be in order.

*if you wish to know the reason for these new rules you can check the ‘slitherysrpent asks’ tag.

I'm not super active so if you send me an ask/dm it might take me a bit to answer, please don’t take it personal. Also, most of my posts are scheduled.

- I can’t believe I have to say this but don’t save my pics without asking me first

- I won’t accept any messages from empty blogs and ageless blogs

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*If you’ve picked an emoji/distinctive name you can also find your asks under the ‘my anons’ tag. Since there are new rules for asks/dms if you want me to remove you from the anons list let me know.

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#me #mine #slitherysrpent asks #my anons

[likedaylighht]

If Taylor and killatrav get married, do you think seat geek ceo will be invited to the wedding? like, they could be saying their vows and then "and thank you to our sponsor, seat geek, for setting us up. if you hadn't sponsored the podcast nobody would've know about the friendship bracelet. use code killaswift for 10% off your next purchase!"

Anon the first sentence of this was so wildly unexpected and everything that followed just made me crack up laughing

#like girl WHAT #my anons

[deepdarkdelights]

🐜 Hi ! You haven't been active in a while so I'm guessing you're really busy, I hope you get to rest enough and take care of yourself properly, wishing you the best of luck !! ❤️🐜

Hello my love,

I have been pretty busy - school is really demanding right now. I am starting my spring break this week which is nice and very much needed but I am using that time to try and get ahead on my papers due by the end of the semester.

I really miss writing ☹️

I will definitely be trying to take some time to rest during my break but I have to find a way to balance everything. I can't wait for summer so I can come back to writing.

Also I have a recent obsession with Dune so that's been great lol.

#asks #my anons #🐜 anon

[moonlitkissing]

Head palming is the sweetest torture

Is it? You should let me test that theory on you

#she speaks #my asks #my anons

[atomicami]

you ever just wanna give abby a lap dance? i do <3

anon you are soooo real for that. and abby’s like the perfect person to give a lap dance too bc have you seen her thighs?? would kill to give a lap dance on those babies

#cami’s asks #my anons #abby anderson

[ohmygs-blog]

ur texts never fail to make me giggle. kicking my feet twirling my hair for the dreamies🙈

thank youuu i make myself giggle all the time might be concerning at this point but idc anymore

#my anons #thank u

[sacredthethreadgvf]

We got Jake’d again

#early morning much ?? #greta van fleet #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #sam kiszka #my anons

[flowersandbigteeth]

Random thought:

Orc or whatever kind of creature takes you as his mate, you agree… and then when you go to his bedroom instead of a bed you find a huge smooth cold ass rock. And they have no idea that no human with an option would sleep on that

I feel this harder than you know 😭 So tell me why I actually have a scar on my back from sexy time on a big ass flat rock 🫠 it's literally like sandpaper. I didn't even realize it until after.

Lesson learned: I have to just flop on his belly like a baby otter. I am the blanket now!

#shocking #admin's thoughts #admin speaks #my anons

[randomluck-ofthe-universe]

I…..MISS…….ARMIE……

same, anon.

you've no idea how much.. every day, at any time. ❤️

#my anons #armie hammer

[slitherysrpent]

Plz continue 😫

-🌷

Alright love 🫡

I’d just ghost my hand over your needy pussy. When you say ‘please’ then I’ll touch you and I know that when I do, it’ll be so so wet. I can almost hear you gasp as you throw your head back onto my shoulder. As you do I’d start sucking on your neck (to leave my mark ofc) while I start to slide my fingers over your very wet pussy. I’d rub on your clit to build you up slowly and increasing the pace when I start noticing the change in your breathing. I’d tell you to look at yourself, to look at how well you’re doing for me. When you tell me you’re close I’d stop just to hear you whine a little ;) Then I’d keep going and I’ll slide my fingers into you, they’d go in so easy. As I start to pump my fingers I’d remind you to keep looking at yourself getting fingered by mommy. I’d tell you that you’re doing a great job at being mommy’s good girl. I know I’d feel you squeeze my fingers as I say that. I’d pick up the pace as it becomes harder and harder for you to keep looking at yourself get fucked through that mirror. It’s becoming harder to breathe normally and you ask me to let you cum but I tell you to hold for a bit. You start begging and since you’ve been so good for me I’d let you cum on my fingers so I can taste you.

#slitherysrpent asks #🌷 #my anons #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw ns/fw #wlw nsft #sapphic #queer nsft #lesbian #wlw smut #mine #nsft wlw #nsft lesbian #men dni

[likedaylighht]

I promise that you'll never find another like me-he-he Our song is a slamming screen door sneaking out late tapping on your window back before you lost the one real thing you've ever known just take me home and I'm so furious (Yeah) at you for making me feel this way don'tpretendit'ssuchamysterythinkabouttheplacewhereyoufirstmetme (Me-he-he) fighting in only your army i'm damned if I do give a damn what people say (Stay) Isn't it, isn’t it, isn't it? I think that it's best if we both stay (And I wouldn't marry me either) Snakes and stone never broke my bones so people throw rocks at things that shine I'd never walk Cornelia Street again Our song is the way he laughs This is a big world This love is ours 'Cause there we again We never go out of style (Isn't it, isn't it, isn't it?) You need to calm down Will it patch your broken wings I had a feeling so peculiar you're choosing me Superstar, I remember all too well You won't remember all my champagne problems delicate And goodbye's so much harder...Dear reader I can't find a pulse, my heart won't start anymore...I tell you my problems, you tell me the truth...I'll tell you the truth but never goodbye

Hang this in the louvre

#my anons #taylor swift lyrics

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

BABE! Will you please take one for all the southern girlies and write about josh dating a souther reader please! It doesn’t even have to be a fic I just need your thoughts!❤️

OH YEEHAW BITCH!

I think if Josh came to visit you and your home state while on tour, he'd love love love to go out and "do what the locals do."

I wanna take this man out! First things first, get my man into some cowboy boots. He's gonna wanna get something unique and I know it'd look so cute on him. Get him into some wrangler, God his ass in some wrangler jeans, I'm droolin'. Put him in a lil denim pearl snap shirt and a cowboy hat, probably straw because it's hot as hell down here.

We're getting some tex-mex and some strawberry margaritas! Chips and queso! I'm taking his ass dancing! We're going line dancing and teaching him how to two step and how to waltz. He'd be such a cute and giggly mess, staring down at your feet and trying to count his steps.

"I don't know what I'm doin-"

"No, you're great! Just let me lead!"

"But I'm the guy?"

"And you're a Yankee. I'm leading."

He just laughs, letting you take the lead, his face just lights up and his smile never fades. By the time Neon Moon rolls around, he's a pro. He'd love the way you sing along to all the words and the way your twang comes out when you talk to others who have an accent or when you sing country songs. He'll mock you lovingly,

"What'd you say?"

"Jalapeño?"

"No, you said 'Jalapeña' with an 'a'."

"Shut up."

Set up a bonfire and catch fireflies, make some smores, and listen to the crickets and frogs, cuddling next to each other on a blanket, drinking shiner beer, and looking at the stars. He'd find such beauty and serenity in the warm summer air. Taking him to a swimming hole and tubing. Day drinking and grilling out on the river with friends.

Josh would fucking love it at the rodeo oh my God. Get my man some funnel cake or frito pie and watch some bull riding? A perfect date, truly. I think Josh would love to be a cowboy honestly.

I wanna be his lil cowgirl 🥺

#my anons #god bless this was a cute prompt #bring me my boy ill make him a texan #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf

[take-everything-you-can]

If you see me get needy ,horny , subby to the max with my anons ...... No you didn't

#my anons #the period hormones are killing me #eddie anon #my moot anons

[atomicami]

What’s your opinion on sub! Abby??

ngl i love me a good sub abby tbh. i like to give and receive so something about a dom only needing me has me feeling some type of way 😵‍💫idk if that makes sense lol

but personally i’m not really that good at writing sub abby which is why i write more dom abby fics instead. but i have written one sub abby fic as a request from one of my mutuals which you can read here!

#cami’s asks #my anons