World cold and hard
Bea's thighs warm and soft?
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How often has Undertaker been mistaken for any type of woman?
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“We choose not randomly each other. We meet only those who already exist in our subconscious.”
~ Sigmund Freud-
Artwork by: Michael Parkes
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"It is past the hour of Midnight.. So its technically the 23rd.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!"
"I survived another year of this absolute shit show of an existence!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Hey Jax here. I'm in the restaurant now and you guys might be wondering how I end up in this situation? Well it all started when Caine and I had a conversation."
{Flashback}
Caine: Jax you're getting a job!
Jax: Is it at the bowling alley? Cause I really want to work there since I have my own bowling ball.
Caine: Even better!
Jax: Cool.
{Now}
"And here I am working in the restaurant at the minimum wage. Well the ask box is now open and please read the menu... Anyways I'm able to answer all your questions. Oh and for the special other me will be something good for free." He smirked before he chuckled. "By the way if you guys are very sad or having a bad day, I bring someone to cheer you up!" Jax then picks up his son Jax Jr who is wearing a hat. "My son Jax the Second will make you happy! You can only hug him and pat him but don't steal! Don't even think about taking him away from me cause I'll throw a bowling ball at you! That's all I can say. So are you going to order something or what?"
Ask are open for business
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Guys you won't believe what I found on the floor!
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I can't for the life of me figure how to reblog a thread and edit the replies. I've been trying to reply to threads for weeks but this is kicking my arse. Someone said tumblr's basically removed the ability to edit. is that true? or am I just really missing something?
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Heyuh
Thanks for stopping by, this is a Roy Mustang rp blog written by mun, Dori(an) [she/they]. My former blog ( @flcryflngcrs ) got moved over here due to having died after nearly 6 years of inactivity. However, I thought it was time to get back into it so I’m back at it again, open for asks, rps, requests, dms, crossovers, oc’s, other muses, etc. yada yada what have you.
My other muse, my oc Autumn ( @secondequinox ) is also open, feel free to check her out.
Thanks!
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“I keep hearing weird whale noises when patrolling the kingdom”
“BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRP!”
“There they are again!”
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"That was so fun!" Tahirah can't help but giggle a bit as she recalled the evening. The animated banana giving that drunken toast was kind-of a highlight, actually.
It was also nice to just dance the night away and partake in all the tasty foods possible. At this point, she, her godfather, her advisors and Starling were all just hanging out a little bit in Insomnia in the aftermath, doing some last minute shopping and so on before the end...
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Recieved this lovely fanart from one of the adorable beans on Hotel Krat's discord.
Seraf I dunno your name on tumblr to tag you but I really appreciate it 😭💙
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Very random question, but is undertaker good in bed?
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“You expected to be sad in the fall. Part of you died each year when the leaves fell from the trees and their branches were bare against the wind and the cold, wintery light. But you knew there would always be the spring, as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person died for no reason.”
― Ernest Hemingway, ‘A Moveable Feast’-
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"I wonder if it's acceptable to start biting people round here.. Honestly, I feel it'll sort about 80% of the problems I'm having."
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Congratulations to Sir Therius on his in-KWEH-dible victory in the chocobo races! To commemorate your victory, please take this Sunset Medal! It will make a lovely souvenir of your trip, and will look fetching around your chocobo's neck for the duration of the festival!
— Wiz Chocobo Post (@summersunsetball )
@madeimpact
"Ah, thank you..." Therius took the Sunset Medal, gazing at the way the light glinted from it. "I'll treasure it, for sure."
He smiled softly, just before noticing Calista, Asthar, and Arganan applauding for him. It was nice to have this victory, even if unexpected, and it was certainly was something to remember. Who would've thought that he'd do so well with his first time around riding a Chocobo?
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