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gayratguy · 1 year
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This one is a but longer y’all sorry but feel free to send any criticism or stuff y’all would like to see more of
My summer between my freshman and sophomore year at college, back before I used my ability to merge with guys cocks for profit, I was working at a dive bar back home which got really busy over the summer. I would wait and bus tables while making googly eyes at one of the servers named Harry, a pretty fitting name for him. He was a foreign student who had been studying abroad in the states and was here for another month before heading back to New Zealand. He was this thicc muscley rugby guy with an even thicker accent to boot. The worst part was he was actually really nice to everyone too. Needless to say I was head over heals for this guy. I worked extra shifts just to talk to him, hearing him mispronounce my name as “bean” instead of “Ben” kind of got me going in a way. Long story short some stuff with my family was going down and work had taken a lot out of me when I was thinking of taking a dick-cation. It was about a week before Harry would have to leave and we were back at his apartment having a few beers when I drunkenly asked if I could be his cock for a week, explaining how stressful everything was right now and how hot I thought he was. Looking back now was definitely not my proudest moment but he was flattered but also a little concerned for my safety. He asked me how it was possible which I explained to the best of my ability and told him how good it felt to me and how I would give him some extra sensitivity and inches. Harry agreed and asked how we go about merging me. I explained and promptly pulled down my pants and presented my ass to him. He grabbed some lube from his bedroom and pulled down his pants whipping out a solid 8inch dick. I was a little nervous but he greased it up and slowing eased me into it before he started to jackhammer me. He felt me slowly pull into him and before too long he shot nearly a gallon of cum all over his couch. At least he was just gonna put it on the curb anyway. I had originally planned on staying there for a week and unmerging before he flew back but after feeling some of the immense pleasure of being the 6’2” 260 lb rugby players fat cock, I decided I’d stay a little longer. He had packed up his stuff and gave me one more chance to unmerge before I flew with him. i didn’t respond and I think he started to get worried that I had lost myself. Before we knew it I was throbbing at him in his seat on the plane. He jacked me off three times on the flight. I spent the rest of the summer as his dick as we toured all of the gay bars, getting me sucked off and using me to pound nearly a hundred people. Even when we took it easy he would chat with me while slowly edging me on his couch till I coated myself with his seed. I was drunk off his musk for nearly the entire summer until two days before fall semester started I unmerged, we spent a full day fucking then I merged with someone heading to the states to start my sophomore year.Best summer ever! i can’t wait for spring break when I’m back down there swing between his beefy thighs.
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a-big-apple · 11 days
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omg these are bangers i got greedy 🍅🥐🍬🍄
<3 <3 <3
🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing
this one is here! you and t have it in for me today!!
🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh
So close!! That is a shape 💕
also tutant meenage neetle teetles
🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character
hoo boy ok STRAP IN! i think maybe we have talked about this before on discord, oh well. i don't think coronabeth is fat in canon, and i'm just not into it in fanon. i think she's tall, i think she has big hair, i think she has big presence. i think she's got some bazongas and some curves and she's not as wasted-thin as ianthe. i think there is weight bias deeply entrenched in House culture (and that's not a criticism of tamsyn muir, i think it's an interesting part of her worldbuilding). the most iconic binary in this world is necromancer and cavalier: someone whose power literally eats away at them, and so thinness is evidence of necromantic strength; and someone whose purpose is to fight, and so muscleyness is ideal.
i think gideon, for example, is muscley fat. tamsyn described her as built like a rugby player, thick and solid. she only eats protein paste and greens and works out a LOT, she's achieving the cavalier ideal of muscle mass, and she lives in a freezing cold environment where the extra insulation of some fat is helpful. ortus, on the other hand, is not muscley--he's just fat. his size is perpetually derided in the narration. he fits nowhere on the binary of what's desirable in the Houses, and so he is utterly unattractive and therefore inconsequential.
coronabeth is the hottest girl anyone has ever seen. she's healthy-looking for a necromancer. she's the opposite end of the spectrum from ortus: also neither skinny nor muscley (until NtN when she's got some biceps), but in a vivacious way that makes everybody super into her. yes, because she's a woman and this is a sapphic series, but also because House culture has clearly held on to pre-Res standards of attractiveness. boobs, hair, a white girl with a great tan, probably a trendy amount of "thicc." i don't feel, personally, that fanon-ing her fat does me as a fat person any great service; it obscures any conversation on the actually interesting weight bias happening in the books that echoes and complicates the weight bias of everyday life. seeing a fat corona doesn't tell me that people think my body is traffic-stoppingly gorgeous or that i have value outside my attractiveness or non-attractiveness, it tells me that the only character who can afford to be consistently fat in fanon is the one who is repeatedly praised as the most attractive in canon, and that's only if she's sexy fat--bosoms breaching containment, pillowy and perfectly shaped hips and thighs and ass, just a little bit of belly and back rolls sometimes as a treat.
tbh if it's a kink thing, folks should do what floats their boats! but to me it's not some big representation win, just own the kink, make everybody sexy fat, whatever (i mean this genuinely, i am in favor of kink even though this is not one of mine).
so i guess my actual hot take is that i wish there was more ortus art and fic about how the strength of his love and conviction and lungs all saved the day and he did it while being fat and depressed and not sexy
🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
i answered this one here but i'll do griddlehark too for funsies! i think neither of them is the least bit suave or confident in relationships, doubly so with each other, they are the two shyest and most tittering, blushing, nervous, virginal queers you have ever seen and it would take them weeks if not months of dating to even start taking their shirts off to make out let alone anything spicier. no matter how many bases they hit they will never not be shy, they will just keep raising the bar of where the shyness starts.
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e-dragoons · 10 months
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To what extent does their appearance in game match your vision of them creatively? Are there things you wish you could change about them in this regard? Or possibly do, if you knew of a way to do so...
OOOH okay so
lehna has a very athletic body type. versus default ffxiv, she has more muscular arms (though still fairly feminine-looking), a bigger butt (mostly muscle) and thicc thighs.
her body is pretty toned, but she still likes to make herself look softer rather than muscley. she focuses less on strength and more on toning, other than her legs where she needs the strength do do her dragoon jumps!
i have messed around a bit with some mods, though admittedly she isn't that different at first glance--you really only notice if she's standing beside someone who is unmodded.
under cut for undies
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pathologising · 3 years
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u are completely valid in your love for muscley men and i love u for it, but with my ace brain all i could think of when i saw the thicc thigh man was him doing rapid squats to funky music and. i ugly snorted so hard—
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LOVE THAT
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thinking about bucky in lingerie 
not in a genderbending drag princess way 
in a 'this is a Thicc gruff muscley man wearing womens underwear and coming to destroy you' way 
like it's 90s kinderwhore grunge there are holes in those thigh-highs and he does not give a Single fuck
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tobios-milk · 4 years
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I am 100% down to talk about bokuto's thighs, imagine riding his thigh 👀
he's so thicc i love it 🤢 and his thighs are so muscley i'd die seeing it in real life
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hurricanelegacy · 6 years
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nonono it was a joke!! i meant like shawn mendes what you thnk of him 😂
ooooooooooh ooops
okay Shawn Mendes, let’s star with his eyes. oh my goodness they are beautiful, i could get lost in them, they would have so many hidden secrets behind them that i’d love to explore. his smile is beautiful it can literally lit up an entire room and seeing him smile makes me smile, i love his hair wow i wanna run my fingers through his curls and play with his hair, that man made me love curls,
his body is like a scarred temple, holy shit. i love this so much, you can see the muscles from where he works out but it’s a nice balanced of not muscley and even though his biceps are huge and his six pack is like it’s been sculptured by the gods, he looks so cuddly as well.
his thighs are thicc and bigger then myself put together, wow.
and his voice is so beautiful, everytime i hear him i fall more and more in love. I love how he tells a story and the meaning is as clear as day but can be interpreted in so many ways & i love that so much.
AND HE IS A KIND SOUL, HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO PERFECT
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bromeo-exe-blog · 7 years
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Fannon VLD
Lance -can sing -plays guitar -freckled boi -knows where all the beauty poducts are kept on the ship -pining child -bisexual -flexible boi Keith -thicc -muscley boi -freckled boi -foster home to foster home -one foster home was super religious -gay -believes in cryptids -best friends with Pidge in every AU Pidge -either a lesbian or ace-aro -occasionally trans ftm or nb -meme machine -black mailing little shit -survives on nothing but coffee and -12 hours of sleep -skipped a couple of grades in every high school or College AU -match maker -somehow always gets lance and keith to meet due to frienship circle Shiro -PTSD -Matts BFF -goody two shoes -awkward dad -dad jokes -tired™ Hunk -cooking bae -lances room mate -minors in culinary -doesnt procrastinate -Cinnamon roll™ Allura -the hottest™ -could benchpress all the paladins -either a lesbian or dating shiro -lance's "love interest" -thicc thighs save lives
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lucifurby · 7 years
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When are we gonna see those thicc thighs again and the abs. Your fans want to know
i've lost about 10kg since i was muscley so there's nothing left to share on tumblr anymore
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softforjackson · 7 years
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things i lov about jacksons face
jackson.... wow. its been nearly 2 years since hes been no.1 in my heart n everyday im still finding new things i lov abt his face!!!!!! :( firstly,, his eyes. his eyes r the cutest things i think ive ever seen!! theyre so massive n so expressive that every expression he makes is so pronounced n extra!! adhsajhdjkas n please. whenever he does his puppy eyes! whenever he wants smth or hes complaining n he,, i dont know how he does it!! my theory is that he uses magic?? but somehow he channels the eyes of an actual living puppy in his face n its the cutest thing n i dont understand how u cldnt melt at them!! i love how theyre slightly uneven,,, they r so unique n theyre so U!!!!!! n when u blink!! adhjsadh jackson: blinks, smth every person n animal in the world does me: UR SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! also u know those sideways glances he gives the cmaera somtimes ahdjhs oh mygod hes so funny,, comedians around the world r being sent home bc of jackson! <3 those little wrinkles he gets under his eyes when he laughs or smiles. the sexiest thigns ive ever seen!! n u know when he makes a joke n he tries not 2 laugh but u can see in his eyes how hard hes laughing inside???? this fucking!!! cutie!! what the fuck i loveu secondly. his nose oh myofadhghsad i think ive said this before??? but it truly breaks my heart whenever he calls his nose ugly bc its honestly 1 of the cutest things abt him ahdsjksahd please. its so pretty! u know how at its tip its so round n points slightly up ahdsjksahdjkhda THATS THE CUTES TTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his nostrils r so cute. oh myg od i feel like the only adjective i know is cute ahdjhsad but they truly r. especially the way they flare out when u smile or laugh agdhasgdhjsadg <33333 i love u jackson n i hope 1 day u realise how gorg ur nose is my bby <3 thirdly his lips, not 2 sound super gross, r the plumpest things ive ever seen. not 2 go into detail but u know how in the middle they dip down a tiny bit?? that. thats the cutest. thats my favorutie thing. n u know when he sticks his tongue out???? he lips his lips but in the most adkhsad unique way,, he sticks it out so flat oh my god hes so cute he jsut akdjjksadj my baby. i lvoe u n his smiles????????????????? WOW oKAY his smiles r just so big?? they rnt even contained by his mouth,,, his mouth cannot hold onto them bc they spread across his whole face 2 his nose 2 his cheeks 2 his eyes adhjsahd everything lights up n its like a virus!!! if jackson is smiling u can bet urself that every single other person in that room is smiling too,, also u know those dimples he has?? theyre not dimples,,, i dont know how 2 describe them,, but when he smiles w/o teeth little shadows appear either side of his mouth,, those. not 2 b dramatic but thats where i want 2 b buried when i die <3 he also has the biggest laugh lines which r so characterised n special 2 him that u cld literally cut them out of a picture of him n ppl cld guess it was him from just those shadows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fourthly his eyebrows. his eyebrows r better than mine adhjksadh im like how,, again??? theyre so unique to him n,, they truly havent changed since debut n i think thats the best thing! <3 u know when hes concentrating super hard n he pulls that face where his eyebrows r pulled right in n he looks super uncomfortable,, ahdjshad some1 print that out 4 me. im hanging it up on my wall fifthly his cheekbones r more chiselled than a pillar, n r more defined than any contour has ever made anyone elses (kim kardashian can go home! truly cancelled),, but despite his cheeks being super defined?? they go super chubby when hes smiles n i think thats the cutest thing since winnie the pooh oh my godahdjhsad sixthly his hair. its honestly the fluffiest thing ive seen! i honestly have a theory that jasckson was a puppy in a previous life n some of these qualities were passed onto him this life,, like his eyes i sent earlier! n now he has the fluffiest hair that u just want 2 ruffle bless ahdjksahd honestly whether its black brown or blonde or up or down or tragic (stop stop it era) his hair always looks amazing n he 4ever remains my hair idol <3 also when he shakes his hair,, i dont know what hes doing when he shakes it but whatever hes trying 2 accomplish, he makes it look like the fanciest hair technique n he looks like the cutest boy while hes doing it <3 and u know when He decides to bless us all and jackson lets his stubble grow and families around the world r fed? also u know when he ties his hair back into a man bun n fashion is redefined?hes a true icon. :( seventhly his arms r the sexiest thing known 2 man. honestly,, the Rock is cancelled every single time jakcson flexes!! every time jackson wears a tank top, body builders r devastated as they realise that they will never reach his level of sexy,, can i just say. jacksons constant willingness 2 show off his arms is the best thing ever,, jackson feeling happy n confident abt his body is the greatest thing any1 cld ever wish for. also i lov how hes always taking his top off 2 show off n even though the members r always calling him out 4 it he still does it,,, king of not giving a fuck n loving himself! <3 eighthly his LEGS!!!!!!! HIS LEGS R HIS LEGACY O H MY OGD i dont think a single person doesnt know abt how excuse the vocab thicc jacksons thighs r. i know theyve gotten a tiny bit skinnier lately which is 1 of the saddest things from 2016,, but honestly,, everytime he shows off his legs n remarks how wonderful n muscley they are.. an angel gets their wings. his calves r better than king henry the 8ths ninethly i wld just like 2 say how cute in general jacksons face is! :) u know when he gets flustered n he covers his face??????? my heart truly grows every single time <3 
in conclusion jackson has the most gorgeous n sexiest n cutest face n body there has ever been on the earth, n i hope he has the most amazing birthday in which he calls himself beautiful every 0.5 seconds
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