#murdercloned

[lute-strings]

PAULKINS

#i love them both so much #but #we've only ever actually seen them in a relationship once #and didn't get much of them there #the fanmade stuff of them is better :/ #murderclones doesn't count haha

[stealingpotatoes]

Have you heard about Luuke and Luuuke yet?

WAIT YES I DO KNOW THIS!! thats luke's evil murderclone or something isnt it

#thanks for the ask!

[acre-age]

word vomit spiralling vent I need to get it out. you can ignore or not.

I'm so tired I can't afford anything barely basic neccessities and I'm still so fucking tired. my fucking van is acting up and the autoshops are closed and I can't fucking fix it myself and I just want to fix it by myself. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF I HATE HAVING TO CRAWL TO PEOPLE AND NEED THINGS AND ASK QUESTIONS I WANT TO RIP OFF EVERYTHING THAT STICKS OUT I WANT TO FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING THAT MOVES. I'M SO FUCKING PATHETIC AND MISERABLE I SHOULD JUST KNOW EVERYTHING I'M SO FUCKING MATURE I'M SO FUCKING SMART I'M SO FUCKING RELIABLE I'M GONNA SMASH MY FUCKING HEAD INTO THE WALL.

i am so tired of relying on men with equipment I'm tired of relying on men I'm tired of MEN I need to be able to do literally everything I need by myself so I don't have to fucking talk to stupid fucking idiots who think I'm a stupid delicate fucking flower I want to fucking beat the shit out of my head.

i need to be reliable I can't struggle I can't not know things I have to have every applicable life skill and master every fucking thing anyone could ever need I have to be everything anyone could need. I have to. I have to be something to rely on. It is the only thing I am good for. It is my sole fucking purpose.

smashing my head into the ground rely on me rely on me need me for everything use me please just employ me rely on me rely on me let me take care of everything let me take the blame let me fix it please i can fix it i can be good for this I can work myself into dust for you I can do anything I can break anything I can do what you need please rely on me it almost feels like love when you do. its almost love. its almost something I never deserve.

could be the worst day of my life and I still got work to do. I still got work to do. Do the only thing I'm good for. I can't love right. I can't live right. I can't function right. I can't do anything right. Just clock in and clock out and bring home money but never enough. Only thing you're good for is the measured quantity of your monetary suffering. You stupid useless fuck. i wish I could kill me not in a suicide way but in a murderclone way. i dont deserve any breath that passes through me.

#merry motherfucking christmas.

[indigoair]

No offense to Kitana my favourite Mortal Kombat character but if a sorcerer created a slightly horrific murderclone of me and all she wanted was for me to think of her as my real sister I would be like, lady, if you don't marry a transphobe you can literally replace my whole family

[venomblastings]

@murdercloned​​

“Laura, right?” 

Although she knew Laura’s ‘father,’ they’d worked together in Madripoor and on the Avengers, she never properly met Laura. From what she knew about her, they’d probably have a lot to talk about. With the whole... turning your life around from being a born and bred killer or assassin thing. 

    But that doesn’t usually come up in polite conversation. 

“The name’s Spider-Woman. But you can call me Jessica.” 

#murdercloned #( ▽ spider-woman fights back! | v: main ) #let jess and laura be friends. let it happen marvel.

[sugaredjoyarc]

✿ @murdercloned​ said:  ❝ it can’t all be sorrow, can it? ❞

—         }{   ❝ THERE’S PLENTY MORE to life that just sadness. ❞   she replies, quick to argue the bright side of life.  heck, she was always looking on the bright side of things, it was practically 90% of her personality!  she thrusts a hand out towards the other for her to take, choosing to not just grab and drag the other along with her.   ❝ c’mon, there’s pizza and puppies and kitties and ice cream  -  or froyo  -  and marshmallows and  -  and  -  there’s plenty of things! ❞

#murdercloned #[ idk if ud prefer fc or animated ] #[ but i have both! ] #[ anyway let bubs buy u food and things ] #* bubbles answers. } #* xover (marvel). }

[soulavenged]

murdercloned sent:  “ the whole world thinks i’m insane, and it might be true. ”

          laura had been through things that would make any normal person go insane,  and maybe there was a little bit of insanity left over,  but natasha didn’t think that was it at all.  she had also gone through things that could have easily induced insanity and she was still standing,  arguably stronger than she had ever been -- serum or no serum.  “i don’t think you’re insane,  i think you’re angry.  very angry.”  it was possible,  certainly,  for that anger to spiral out of control and grow into something more unpredictable but natasha had faith in laura.  she didn’t think that was going to happen.  she saw a lot of herself in laura.  “the world will label anything it doesn’t understand as evil or insane or dangerous.”  she knew this well too.  she had been on the receiving end of it,  still was sometimes.

@murdercloned​​  /  meme.  /  accepting.

#murdercloned #( ⧗┊ic answered. )

[watchedog]

            “ I’m not your enemy Laura, and I’m not asking for you to join the fight now- I’m just asking if I can call on you if we need your help. You’re allowed to say no, I wouldn’t hold it against ya’ ”

one liner for @murdercloned​

#[comms] : murdercloned

[hardycat]

📱 -- kaine

@murderclone

#anon night #answered #tdonm #LMAO #h8 them

[nitewrighter]

Imagine an AU where Gabe being with Jack and Ana fighting against Talon. Him and Jack being married. Gabe finding smol Andrea maybe in a Talon base and rescuing her. Jack and Gabe both being mama bears and Ana being the cool aunt. Andrea being the first Watchpoint kid. I feel like if she had a personality it would be a lot like Raphael in Ninja Turtles. She looks like she does not care but will rip you apart if you hurt the other kids on the Watchpoint.

Jack: Uh... what you got there, Gabe?

Gabe, holding their unconscious 5 year old murderclone daughter still dripping amnio-tank fluid under one arm and a smoothie in the other hand: A smoothie.

----

Jack: *pressing his hands together in front of himself* Talon cloned us.

Gabe: *showing paint swatches to their murderclone daughter* Yeah.

Jack: *pacing back and forth* Talon has enough of our DNA to clone us and they made--they made a girl?

Gabe: *watching their murderclone pick the purple color swatch and eat dry Lucio-Ohs scattered on the table* Lab notes said something about maintaining the SEP serum’s integrity despite nanite cellular functions through the X chromosome. I dunno. Didn’t look too closely. Kinda busy shooting at the time.

Jack: *still pacing* Talon cloned us.

Gabe: I mean, technically she’s a chimera. Y’know, a clone is a direct copy.

Jack: How are you so calm about this?!

Gabe: *pushing a toy catalogue towards the murderclone and watching her blink in confusion* First rule of kids, Jack, they pick up on you freaking out. 

Murderclone: *looks up at Jack* 

Gabe: ...you wanna have a seat?

Jack: ... *cautiously sits down*

Gabe: *showing Jack an Ikea catalogue* So Selena wants her room in purple, and it looks like they got a good deal on these twin beds with the drawers in them--

Jack: ...who’s Selena?

Gabe: *gestures with his head toward Murderclone* Bidi Bidi Bom Bom was stuck in my head when I found her. 

Jack: *looking at Murderclone*...eehhhhh she’s not a Selena.

Gabe: You got a better name in mind?

Jack: Why are we discussing--why is there an Ikea catalogue--Okay--wait-- I feel like you’re at least 10 pages ahead of me on this. 

#r76 #experiment r76 #Gabe: *finds a creepy child floating in a spooky tank of yellow goo* It's free daughter.

[lilacarrows-blog]

“ i’m not afraid to die. ”

     @murdercloned​ | such good games | a.

A part of Kate expected her to say that. And true though it may be, that didn’t mean the archer liked it. “Well, I am. For you. It feels like I’ve lost so many people already, Laura. I don’t want you to be added to that list. I’m going to make as many calls as I can that save us both.” She stared briefly at the can in her hands, then met her companion’s gaze. “Just... Don’t do anything stupid if I get myself caught, okay? I’ll find a way out, even if it’s battered and bruised.”

#murdercloned #♔ i'll answer the call (ic replies) #❥ not quite human (main verse) #♔ taking inventory (queue)

[nitewrighter]

A rare moment of Jack consulting Rei for info because he wants to know more about the Junker his clone daughter hooked up with.

Rei: She sets fires to feel joy. I couldn’t leave her alone in a room with paper because she compulsively lights it on fire.

Jack: ...and... she’s dating my murderclone.

Rei: Not to sound like my mom--

Jack: Please don’t--

Rei: I don’t think referring to her as a ‘murderclone’ is helping either of you. It’s dehumanizing for her and I think you’re trying to bundle up your feelings of care for her with resentment towards the fact that Talon made her without any consent from you. I mean yeah she’s trying to kill all of us, but it’s kind of ‘fish gotta swim’ for her, you know?

Jack: Okay. Fine. Yes. Stunning analysis. I’ll stop calling her ‘murderclone’ when she stops trying to murder me. What else about the junker?

Rei: Phospho? Well... when she’s scared of losing something she bites it.

Jack: Why the fuck were you dating her?

Rei: I was in a weird place.