#much of this has no basis in canon

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

It would’ve been really awkward if Jon had just kept running into former Statement givers in public. Like, imagine you’ve spent months dealing with some fucked up eye creature haunting your nightmares to feast upon your fear, but then you spot him at Tesco as he’s pulling out a calculator to figure out which loaf of bread (on sale!) offers the most bread per pound (🍞/£). How would you cope with that?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jarchivist #i’m just saying. if jonathan jarchivist sims had lived somewhere without a huge population like london. he would’ve 100% had to suffer the #‘teacher spotted by students in the produce aisle’ experience #and honestly i think it was an act of mercy on the Web’s part not to make this happen to him on a regular basis #also i just think jon is the kind of guy who would bring a calculator to the grocery store #it’s his ocpd swag i think. (i know he isn’t canon ocpd but to me. he has ocpd with ppd traits) #(someone has to bring a fuckton of personality disorder headcanons to this fandom. and that someone is me.) #(it ain’t much but it’s honest work)

[task800]

this fandom pairs gavin and the rk900 dude like theres no tomorrow, which is lovely, follow ur bliss, happy for you. i want that same energy for north and kara. they are sampling from parallel water wells, they are running on similar batshit frequencies. north like 'what if we blow their ass up' (iconic of her) and kara like 'i'll run straight into high-velocity traffic man i'll fucking do it' (and then she did it) like these two women. repeatedly exposed to apathy, violence, cruelty. repeatedly wiped of their memories to keep them passive in the face of constant abuse. what if they met and held hands and raised alice to be their madmax pipe-bomb slinging baby . anyone.

#dbh #detroit become human #NO hate to the reed900 stuff i just wish the fandom were equally rabid about north and kara #like. i think the popularity of the reed900 ship is proof that this fandom is really good at looking beyond the limitations of canon -- #-- and exploring a wholly hypothetical relationship with zero basis in OG material. like - this fandom HAS that skill!!! yay!!! #kara and north don't really interact in canon all that much .... but Who Cares. i want them to meet and be so FUCKING CRAZYYYY #detroit amazons crime syndicate and it's just north and her group of android chachas who collectively decided they'll Fucking Kill #actually. that's an idea. #dbh north #dbh kara

[blorbosinmyheadcentral]

Really curious to know where in the heck people got this "Caine is an old man" thing from

#rambles #Really. Where is this information from. I know gooseworx revealed all of the humans' ages but there is nothing on Caine or any of the AIs #It makes sense why that is because he's a frickin BOT. Are you going to tell me chatGPT is a middle aged man?? #But sure he has a “coded age” or whatever; let's entertain the thought. #He clearly reads as an adult. But OLD??? #What supports this???? We don't know how much time people have been in the Digital Circus or how long it has existed #“Years” is too damn vague. There is no specific sense for the passage of time #There's no way to determine his age that way #He could very well be younger than everyone in that place #Then is it his mannerisms??? HE'S A FREAKIN RINGMASTER #Are people just collectively assuming Caine is old just because???? #I haven't found ANY basis for this ANYWHERE. GODDD #And it's annoying especially when people use this to justify antagonizing shippers #end rant #*hits edit button* AND ANOTHER THING #Look. Even if Caine IS old. That's okay #Everyone in the show is canonically an adult #I'm just baffled at this because people assume it's an absolute truth when we just. don't know.

[dreamsy990]

hello. roxas is aroace. thank you for coming to my ted talk

#i would like to say hes romance repulsed also #i dont think it has much of a basis in canon but the fandom seems to have. agreed on that #alternatively he is repulsed by soriku specifically. all his friends are gay and in love with assholes.

[kidspawn]

cannot see nico swearing. idk why but he's a "darn" "dang" and quick hiss of his breath guy. it's just been ingrained in him at this point.

hazel, on the other hand-

#i think people forget hazel CANONICALLY has a potty mouth #nico (despite aesthetics) is just... a good kid. a little mama'a boy. #hazel got her mouth washed with soap on a regular basis and had PERCY a little thrown back #nico is catholic can guarantee he doesn't swear too much #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #riordanverse #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus

[angels-heap]

Wow, amazing how some of y’all are able to grasp the concept of “headcanons are harmless fun” when they’re your harmless, fun headcanons! Sure hope you’ll keep up this energy next time you see a ship you don’t like!

#K talks #I think this is why cowboy barney truthers annoy me so much #(aside from the borderline offensive bastardization of southern culture) #these are the same people who will harass folks for shipping adults #because their personal headcanon that has little to no basis in canon says it’s wrong #like. the venn diagram’s not a circle but it’s got an awful lot of overlap #if y’all can call people freaks and perverts for disagreeing with your hcs #can we at least call you a little silly for trying to flanderize a character based on a non-canon trait?

[blackcanary567]

I really hate the whole “unforgiving Nancy” thing the fandom seems to have latched onto for… literally no reason. She’s actively shown to be very forgiving, she forgave Steve for everything he did to her in season 1, Jonathan for the photo situation and in season 3. Seriously, what is it being based off?? Her not wanting to let the lab get away with covering up her best friend’s death? Not tolerating misogynistic bullying in the workplace? Trying to kill Vecna? Cause those are the only times she hasn’t been forgiving.

On the same note, the idea of Nancy being unable to recognise or apologise when she’s wrong also comes from nowhere. In season 3, during the Jancy argument, we see her recognise her mistakes without a prior apology and be the first to apologise. And before anyone brings up Steve, he told her it was okay and walked off before she could even say anything at the end of season 2, which voids it since she was just going along with what he seemingly wanted (not to mention we never saw him actually apologise to her).

#honestly #as much as fanon has added to the depth of characters #it’s also completely misinterpreted so many #and latched on to so many traits that have no basis in canon #nancy wheeler #jancy #stancy #ronance #<you guys will get it #stanger things

[bokatan]

rules: tag five people and have them post five songs that fit their OC and three outfits that they'd wear/fit their aesthetic tagged by @bleumanouche, tagging @fuzzydreamin @buthappysoverrated @kyngsnake @wishbonemotel @kharonion

Reed

Mercy

#tag games #thank you!💖💖 #reed tag #mercy tag #reed info #mercy info #i'm sorry but reed is just. such a mitski bitch. it's a problem honestly #Reed also has like no style. no rizz. dresses somewhere between old man and stone butch #it’s either that or he’s wearing something wrong so there’s skin showing. wears his bos uniform with sleeves rolled up collar undone etc #meanwhile Mercy has too much swag so there’s like 3 or 4 separate styles she’ll go for #actual canon clothes are usually cowboy shit or like the super casual shirt/skirt fit here #everything else is like fun clothes she’d wear for specific things but not just on a daily basis if that makes sense #rip why do I make my characters so utilitarian. where’s the swag idc if it’s not practical #terrified to see what this looks like on desktop. I’m so sorry yall this post is gonna be like 6 miles long

[egg-emperor]

"Eggman is such a supportive wholesome based ally of the community!" haha you're so funny. he's absolutely none of those things. not a single one...

- because not only is he not an ally because he doesn't believe in anyone's rights but his own (to conquer and rule the world) but ALSO he isn't an ally because he is a massive faggot himself so he wouldn't be just an ally even if he did lmfao

#it's funny cus Eggman has the most official and canon media that can be used as basing for gay hcs. he's done a lot of gay ass fruity stuff #yet people are too busy calling other characters they like more gay twinks with no canon basis to notice it :P sorry hot take but I'm right #same goes for aro hcs. aro and gay hcs make so much sense for him #dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #dr. eggman #my post #pride

[ghostiezone]

do u guys want to hear my thoughts about zacharie's backstory because i think about it so much. i unlocked something in my brain with that art earlier and i cannot stop thinking about pre-toad king zacharie.

#not art #hes just. so much #none of this has any basis in canon whatsoever im really just treating him like an oc at this point but god he is so fascinating to me

[gendertrickster]

crazy seeing that people pre-2019 were real big on transmasc john. and like there's nothing wrong with the idea honestly but it's so hard for me personally to see it........ it might be at least one cup projection but it's hard for me not to see transfem egbert as inherently implied by the narrative

#ado post #obviously it's like. i'm transfem so there might be bias there or whatever #but it just has so much basis in canon itself that it's hard to see egbert as AFAB at all #and OBVIOUSLY there is nothing wrong with any gender headcanon everyone deserves the opportunity to project on fictional characters #but to me it's like. as someone obsessed with trans narratives i can't not see it a certain way

[shidoukanae]

Sketchpage of Iris ft. Leo, Tilt, and a little of my headcanons about the bomber gal

Leo is my current High Card fave but god is Iris such a treat. She may only have a minute of screen time total throughout all 12 episodes but there's so much to be curious about. I want to know more about her and her relationship with Tilt and why she's so loyal to him but also the fact she's Leo's foil in the Klondikes makes me very :Dc about her too

(also the rightmost drawing is from my lil fanfic "I Hate You (I Know)" because im very self-indulgent lmao)

#Iris Moise #Iris #high card #highcard #leo constantine pinochle #i have so many headcanons about Iris like no joke #she's stoic and aloof and cold towards anyone not Tilt #who btw she sees like a big brother figure and kind of has an unhealthy attachment to him bc of it #but also her and Leo DO NOT get along because they see themselves in each other and hate it #(eventually they befriend each other though!!) #also im very much an Iris/Michelle type of gal but Leo/Iris feels like a fun ship too even if neither has canon basis #so far #actually im a Iris & Leo or Iris/Leo person and it's just a game of “if you ship it great but if not also great” w/ me #it's still a shame that episode 12 didn't see Leo briefly fighting against Iris in the palace attack #since she was implied to be there bombing things AND YET #after being shown at Tilt's side in episode 11 she just vanishes #im so curious about Iris she's so mysterious and yet also one of the Klondike's most powerful players #and ahhhHHH i wish we would've seen more of her this season but next season maybe OTL #guaranteed ill write a fanfic about her and Leo though because ive already started on one and it's kind of becoming a collection now

[purplehirako]

It's 3AM here I'm having the worst food intoxication of my life so I went to watch bleach and got the brainrots again anyways

New hc now but hahaha what if when Shinji got his bankai he didn't really knew what it did so he went to put on a lil' show for the fifth division and then it was a fucking massacre :)))) and his captain at the time died to protect him but like if everything gets inverted why was his captain trying to protect him instead of attacking him does that mean his captain saw him as a threat and--

#i like making shinji live fucked up scenarios #yeah u fucking skinny idiot i'm giving u so much trauma #not that canon already didn't give him trauma but i'm giving him more #anyways the entire thing got slipped under the rug #and since the division had lost its captain and miss fucked up was right there why not u know #shinji hirako #bleach #hc #this has absolutely no basis in canon but boy i wish it was

[bumbleblurr]

I gotta hold myself accountable to when I'm making content that's not really based on canon at all, so I remain self aware & whatnot, but I still occasionally think things like "but blurr should be arcee's number one fan 🥺.... bc i said so........"

#🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦 #i make a good effort to stay self aware bc i dont want to lost in fanon delusion. i cant let that happen to me #also it would be hypocritical of me to go ''i dislike this fanon it has no basis in canon'' #when i also like making up shit if it's interesting #so i make it clear that im just picky abt hcs and stuff like that #for me to enjoy them they gotta contribute something interesting to the source material but not come out of left field #and i dont rlly care for edgy stuff if it doesnt rlly serve much purpose #so i dont rlly care for hcs like ''bee is ACTUALLY megatrons great nephew once removed !!!!!!!!!!!!'' #they do nothing for me i just go ''man i dont care'' and turn around #like thats just personal taste though and im a notoriously particular & picky person so. who cares what i think u get what i mean #though u should care abt arcee fanboy blurr bc its good and awesome alright /hj #IT THINK ITS FUN AND CONTRIBUTES AN INTERESTING TAKE ON CANON ... #bc blurr admiring arcee 1) makes sense bc arcee is genuinely a badass & literally worked in the same division he does #2) brings more focus to the parallel between them about how they got seriously injured in ways that impact their most notable qualities #(arcee having her memories wiped when her mind is one of her most important qualities as a school teacher & intel agent) #(blurr having his body damaged & handicapped when speed achieved by his physical athletic ability is a defining part of his character) #3) solidarity in that trauma baby. and arcee can be blurr's gramama (applause amazing brilliant we love to see it) #and also who doesnt love to see blurr having girlbosses idols. arcee inspires him to be a girlboss too #see this is how ridiculous i am i have to have these detailed thoughts abt hcs i cant just go stupid #no i cant change this about myself btw #i am pretentious at heart i have to be like this with media i enjoy #but still i always try to indicate that i am aware that my hcs are just fan interpretations of stuff so i dont like #accidentally come off as me forcing my ideas of canon onto other ppl like. this is just my lego city that im building i know of my bullshit #though i still do draw deep lines for things like . blurr being social (shudders)

[earlyspringtranscendence]

well, i found something good about the slip arc. it’s the idea that homesickness in the future will be a physical illness that manifests in those especially who will never have the chance to return to earth. cause im gonna be real i wasnt paying attn because i didnt want to but the way i understand it people on new kinshasa weren’t affected by this, people in the upper echelons of sarasvahti (ie people who had money to spend and lives to lead by doing so) weren’t affected by it: only Brahma pests and those too poor for earth to ever be a dream in their hearts were ailing with a homesickness so potent and concrete that it led to physical symptoms.

and i fucking love that. i love that so much, i think theres this divide btwn ppl who would love to go to space and who love the idea of aliens and whatever and then you have those who get sick thinking about the idea that for years the planet has existed with a certain number of souls less than it’s supposed to have because theres always been people on the space station and i FIRMLY belong to that second category so like... this is SO good to me, it’s so fucking real

#penumb #again .... im gonna mention the sacred text this is getting embarrassing but idc its why i love that jet & rita are from earth in ambrosia #and i love the inclusion of second cit in there just on the basis of the fact that it melds so well and i love it #but also because i love how earth has grown and evolved and done so in a pretty insular way all things considered?? #because its now considered backwards and old school and wht have you and obviously this isnt canon bc it wouldnt mesh with the homesickness #and also its not canon bc it just isnt but in ambrosia earth has sort of evolved beyond capitalism because theyve had to #bc they are living with the direct results of what human technologies have done in those ghost dinosaurs #and because at least how it comes across with the jet storyline it seems that earth has become a glorified parking lot #an in betweeny for dark matters to park their spaceship when looking for the unnatural disaster #i dont actually know if its canon that jet is from earth i feel like we've not heard jack about earth ever except for that illness #but like to me jet will always be from earth because it explains ... so much to me #this idea of natural disasters which im sure exist on other planets (i mean hello venus global warming) but they still all come back to #us and the way he's so self contained and self controlled seems to have something that for me resonates with earth too #idk. anyway idk if that author even knows what theyve done to my worldview with that fic its unreal

[sporkdoesclasspect]

it is wild to me how everyone seems to almost universally accept classpect inversion as an actual canon thing and not just a theory someone had??

#i'm sorry but i just feel like it has little to no basis in canon :| #why is it treated as fact... actually why are the common class pairings treated as fact either #if everyone would just form their own theories and views we'd have a lot more cool content! #instead i look through the classpect tag and see like #the same stuff repeated over anr over again #like the same ideas but in a slightly different font #everyone's just settled on the same thing and that is really disappointing :( #it's like i was talking about in my last post #if i'm looking at the page of void tag for analysis posts and it's all just. #'they can't keep secrets' 'they're terrinle at void stuff' #where is the variety?? #where is the room for more than one type of person to be a page of void??? #two people with the same classpect are not going to all have the same traits and like #it is SO much more fun to try and think of different angles! #like i'm definitely not the boss of anyone here but #i kind of fail to understand what's enjoyable about just saying the same thing that's been said 100 times. in the same way. #i would really really love to see some more diverse classpect content it makes me sad :(