#mr. grasshopper
🎻Mr. Grasshopper🎻 ✨appreciation post✨
from James and The Giant Peach (1996)
A severely underrated movie imo. And he’s definitely one of my favorite parts of it!
Sure, he could be snobbish and a know-it-all at times…
But, c’mon, Simon Callow’s voice acting?? The elegance?? He plays the violin!? *chef’s kiss*
Also a dancer (gotta love a man with musical theatre skills lol)
In conclusion, your honor… he🎻
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No one wants to talk about how if James and the Giant Peach was a more recent movie, you all would be thirsting over Mr. Centipede and Miss Spider for VERY different reasons.
Mr. Centipede: Ideal gross tumblr man. Smokes a cigar. Is pathetic. Probably smells like a corpse constantly.
Miss Spider: Will kill you. Is hot. Is woman. Sexy. Also her aesthetic is absolutely on point.
But Ness! All the bugs are attractive in their own right!
You are correct.
I want Earthworm fanblogs.
I want Grasshopper faceclaims.
I want to see someone posting absolutely wild Glowworm love at 3 am because she is a delightful old lady.
I want someone appreciating how pure Ladybug is.
(And this isn't even covering how there's cannon marriages between all the bugs in the original book, and other than Centipede and Spider, the other two marriages come out of absolutely nowhere, but since they all live together it is safe to assume they're poly and putting on heteronormative masks. Especially since the homoerotic tension between Grasshopper and Centipede was absolutely palpable.)
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Sebastian J. Cricket and Mr. Grasshopper are my beloved bug husbands and I'm smooching them right now together ♡
Look at them ♡v♡
These men are so gay for me
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Mr. Grasshopper (Huevember Day 28)
We have 2 days left to finish Huevember and I revealed my human version of Mr grasshopper . Mrs ladybug too isn’t released 💀
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Is Mr. Grasshopper from James and The Giant Peach (movie version) furbait?
He looks like Mr. Peanut. I don't know, actually. I don't think a single design in this movie spoke to me personally, but that's not the point of this blog, is it? Objectively? Sure. I can roast this cricket all I want but at the end of the day it's your furry experience, not mine. We don't get to enjoy anthropomorphic insects often, so truly, this is your furrybait.
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Slowshiptober
I know that this is supposed to be fruit/flower picking, but when I think of October, I think of harvesting veggies. I hope that's ok if I tweaked the day(s).
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Alright alright alright.
Where the Kentucky Fried Fuck
IS MY LOVE FOR JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH?!
One of my favorite fucking movies as a child. Played it on VHS constantly. Loved every character, laughed at it, got "That's the Life For Me" stuck in my head so many times-
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Who are some of your fictional crushes?
Here’s an assortment of some of my fictional crushes (in no particular order)✨💖
If it wasn’t obvious enough they were crushes from my other posts about ‘em😅
Dominic Drago from Lackadaisy (art by Tracy Butler)
Ballister Boldheart from Nimona
The Dakota Dude from Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa
Basil (of Baker Street) from The Great Mouse Detective
Clark Kent specifically the version from My Adventures With Superman
Mr. Grasshopper from James and The Giant Peach
Dorian “Zib” Zibowski from Lackadaisy (art by Tracy Butler)
Hunter from Road Rovers
I have about a bajillion more, but that’s a few off the top of my head for now.
(Feel free to agree or judge lol)
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[The ‘Mass Murderer’ achievement has been gained through excessive killing.]
My face could be seen on the darkened window of the carriage.
It was a face I had never seen before, despite looking into the mirror countless times in my life. I wiped at the blood on my cheeks. The blood wasn’t erased. It turned out to be blood on the window.
lies down on the floor. augh. blood on the window
also. im pretty sure 'achievements' dont really show up after the second half of the novel. what is this, a fable? i know the hunting bonuses for new species but i dont remember this specific kind of achievement happening again
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So sad, I don't know if I can support them anymore. He's a murderer. A killer. And thief of life. Gerard Way? More like Gerard go away ✊️😔
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He has had enough!
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@lovebards-lovebugs >:D it will be Rohan’s birthday gift to me 😤😤💜💖💜💜💖
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i put a grasshopper in with mr handsome since hes a little bigger, and this grasshopper’s just chilling on the glass while mr handsome tries to attack him
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