#mr revolver shalashaska adam adamska ocelot i lovehate you

[greekromann]

everything abt revolver ocelot is absolutely hysterical to me. this man is the worst canon gay rep ive ever seen in my life hes an antagonist who ruins everything in every game has a Thing For Torture and his youngest incarnation is like. a jrotc catboy. i think if i ever met mgs3 ocelot hed start calling me slurs. not bc im gay, just bc i look like a Woman™, but still. like objectively i should Absolutely Hate this character and on some level i Do however the sheer ridiculous nature of like. There Is A Character Who Is A Cowboy And A Catboy Who Has Never Been Anywhere That Cowboys Exist And Was Born In Normandy On D-Day In The MIDDLE Of The Battlefield And He Is So Absurdly Dedicated To The Stupidest Man You Have Ever Met That He Plays Quadruple Agent Over The Course Of 50-ish Years To Ultimately No Avail Bc The Man He Risked It All To Bring Back From The Dead Immediately Let Himself Die On Purpose is so.... like i would never wanna be his therapist but i'd pay to sit in on every single session

#mr revolver shalashaska adam adamska ocelot i lovehate you #his stupid fucking revolver twirls. girl what are you doing #mgs #my post