The best/worst part of having a Weird Niche Hyperfixation™ is having to explain over and over to people that the ✨Big Sensationalist Fact✨ the topic in question is known for is literally just misinformation and then having a 13 year old online call you a weirdo over it
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just watched the new doctor who episode
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🫠😊🙃☺️😪☺️🙃😛😗😐😗😌😍😴😊😴😊😝😗😅😀😃😂😗😭🙃🤪🙃😶🌫️🤔🖕👈🖕🖐️🙅🖕👈🖕👈/VERY FUCKING POSITIVE
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THE STORY OF US TAYLOR'S VERSION GOES SO HARD OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH
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had a SUPER fucking weird dream last night. i learned of an undertale fangame, where it was Pretty Much just regular undertale, except ralsei accompanied frisk the whole way through the underground. you find him in the ruins sleeping in a barrel, for some reason.
two other important things to note are:
that frisk was wearing armour for some reason
ralsei's name was something silly, something along the lines of "timmy turgles". it was awesome
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When your accent is as thick as your cock.
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having new/more/young coworkers fucking sucks for one very specific sex repulsed ace reason and that is that they are so fucking sexual and i don't want to hear about it and i fucking hate it 🥲
i hate constant i want to fuck that guy convos and i miss having 60 yr old coworkers who don't casually speculate on the boss wanting to fuck an employee because hes nice to her. maybe he's just nice to her 😮💨
there was a full on HERES HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY conversation last week and it's like ive know y'all for 2 months and 2 weeks. why do i need this info
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did you know i actually have like 8 names but i mainly use marlee because i the am the i am the the the i the am the i
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THESE PORNBOTS BETTER STOP FOLLOWING ME 😭
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DAY BY DAY,MY PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ENDEVOR GROWS
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When a motherfucker named Jett is the reason you broke your first phone.
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