Milkman after seeing his down bad outrageous posts about him
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whos getting the best head
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I made my family pause Jurassic park bc there were cool lichens
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whoever came up with the "you'll never get turned around in a forest bc moss grows on the north side of trees" has obviously never been to the pnw. we've got moss growing in every side of every tree. north east south west up down and everywhere in between. we've got moss growing in directions you've never even heard of. that are incomprehensible to the human mind
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gay pikmin and the green homophobic thing
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if y'all need me, I'll be helping this sentient moss patch to further its world-domination scheme by letting it absorb me slowly. just holler into the growing mossy void. oh, what's that? it looks moist and fun to touch? yes, yes come touch the moss...
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Santa: it’s less than a week til Christmas, how you guys holding up
Bernard, Curtis, and Quintin:
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Mosses have teeth : )
So instead of flowers -which came hundreds of millions of years after mosses- mosses have capsules to hold spores. A little hat pops off the top of the capsule and you get these swirly sparkly structures that help scatter spores like a salt shaker! Those are the peristome “teeth”. The word “stoma” in peristome means mouth.
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