#mosquito fucker

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

almost punched my laptop Full Force bc i thought the cursor was a mosquito

#thank fuck i Realized last second #that would not have been good.... #i thought this was important to share! for some reason! #my brain said Oh Man You Gotta Tell Everyone About This #and i said! So Fucking True! #absolutely unprompted #i have no restraint nor mercy for mosquitos #i will Obliterate those little bitches with my bare hands. #it is Kill On Sight #bc if i hesitate. it will get away. and the lil fucker will bite me #mosquitos active my deeply buried kill switch #i do not like to kill things! however for them i will make an exception #i relish in scraping their smashed bodies off of my skin with a sticky note. crumpling that note up. and dropping it in the garbage #and then vigorously washing my hands bc Ew

[meowthiroth]

the spambots won’t fucking leave me alone moodboard

#hi i’m Firstname Lastname Bunchofnumbers and my one & only post is this (probably stolen) selfie of some random girl in a bikini top #I have to block so many of these fuckers every day. i feel like im swatting mosquitoes #IM ASEXUAL GO AWAY 😭 #I can’t take it anymore. just bring back the todd howard s*gard*ddy acc. at least that one was funny #hell I’ll even take erica the game developer at this point #ace screams into the void #vent//

[romanticnihilistforhire]

My most hopeless romantic trait is passing by a pretty graveyard on a mild night around midnight in my car with the windows down and thinkin: "damn, it's a great night to fuck behind a mausoleum"

#this is the South #best time to fuck in a graveyard is like October-November or April #gotta fuck outside when the mosquitos ain't out #also no one suspects grave fuckers in April #im just saying #and i don't mean corpses #i bring living people to the graveyard #tho #this does feel a little Lisa Frankenstein coded now that im saying it out loud

[klqrambles]

Got bitten by a mosquito or somethin three times last night and i stg if that guy comes back im gonna scream

#my mosquito bites always get so swollen and itchy and then they end up #looking like i severely bruised myself or somethin #i had two on my legs that still have what basically amounts to a scar #and this time the fucker bit me on each hand and my chin

[starryskiesstuff]

I’m want every mosquito to die and burn and die I have too many bug bites they love me but in their love is my itch and pain and suffering they want me but I am applying lotion and fantasizing of every mosquito intimately understanding what it’s like for their guts to kiss concrete

#mosquitos #diediedie #die #I don’t care about the ecosystem #I want them gone #those fuckers bite

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

reasons why I don't where shorts. outside or otherwise.

- mosquitoes.

only reason. hate them. go outside for not even 5 minutes in shorts and the back side of my knees have been bite like. 5 fuckin time-

#your bi weekly mosquitoe complaint post from the fucker (mildly) allergic to their bites #i will give an update later if i so think itll be silly #a tag to help find my own posts

[bookwyrminspiration]

Hey. Hey. What was that ending? Who thought that it was a good idea? Because what the actually hell was that

!! i KNOW right!!! Oh this is so exciting, book 3 has my favorite ending/cliffhanger in the series. And ending in general, because holy SHIT does it escalate at the end there. can you believe there's still 2 entire books left after that?

Teraeth's situation is so tragic and the battle is so horrible and you think that's it, but then WHAM we turn around and Kihrin does THAT?? I must admit I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before

clapping my hands in delight we're really in it now, Nonsie. I'm quite fond of book 4 though, so I hope you enjoy :)

#a chorus of dragons #the memory of souls #the mosquito is BACK #that BITCH (from last night) #i don't know where he's hiding but I'm going to Get this fucker #probably after he gets me several times over #even if I don't scratch at the bites they get so big idk why I react so much. but it's not fun </3

[buddyhollyscurls]

i just caught a tiny little mosquito stinging me RIGHT UNDERNEATH MY EYE UNDER MY EYELASHES

summer needs to fucking die

#literally my eye just started hurting and i was like what the hell #bc it STUNG #i thought maybe somehow some dirt or dust got into my eye but i went to pick it off i grabbed a tiny little MOSQUITO #fuckers #me #personal

[stinkyme]

IM FEELING GOOD JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC RN

THE WEATHER IS COLD TODAY SO IM HAPPYPYYYYYPYPU

WHAT ABOUT YOU :3 HOW U DOINGG MWA MWA

I AM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BABY!! :D HERE IT'S COLD TOO, SO I AM HAPPY AS WELL :3 july kicked my ass w how hot it was...like jesus

I am doing okay baby!! Writing and rotting away :3 MWAH MWAH TO YOUUUU AND BILBO <33

#stinkyanswers #my sweet nik <3 #COLD COLD COLD <333 #i love it #but mosquitos are still biting me #fuckers #anyways :3 #i am good baby heheh <3 #i am happy to hear that you are happy and doing good!! :D <3

[the-kipsabian]

had a mcfucking panic attack jfc

#cant catch a break today #i woke up with my cat making uncharacteristically ungodly cat mischief noises and i was like what the fuck #got up and found her playing with the curtains. thought we had like a mosquito or something inside since i left one of the windows open #NOPE. huge ass fucking house spider right in my fucking face as i shook the curtain a little bit #backed away so fast i tripped on my laptop cord smh #just. god. i was not prepared and being afraid of these fuckers is like. holy fucking shit #at least i know my cat will eat it if it comes out but oh my god i am a shaky mess and its been like. twenty minutes #i fucking hate living oh my god #night is an absolute mess on main

[welcometomybraincomics]

Out here swearing and threatening a mosquito

#mosquito #fucking hate them #I almost fucking killed it #but I was wearing wrist/hand warmers #so it was not squished between my palms #👿👿👿 #bitch ass mother fucker escaped me #next time I hear it #it WILL DIE

[spr1ng-b0y]

I fucking hate mosquitoes. I've been bitten at least 15 times in the last week, and I'm out of itch cream. I've gone as far as to literally carry a mosquitoe candle with me any time I go outside. Idk what else to do, honestly. I hate being a main target, and they always go after me before anyone else >:[

#i want to eradicate those little fuckers #they bring me pure rage #and theyre bitchy too #a couple flew around me the other day until i wasnt paying attention #just so it could nip my leg #RAGHHH i want them gone so bad #fuck hot weather and fuck mosquitos #rambles

[thevissie]

I WANT TO COMMIT GENOCIDE ON ALL THE FUCKING MOSQUITOS

Fuck them, they bit me multiple times yesterday. Its do so fucking itchy now. Fucking shit I hate them.

#mosquito #mosquitos #i hate these buzzing fuckers #itchy #mosquito bites #insects

[orionangeline]

Fighting a war of attrition with the mosquitoes in my house and I am Not Winning

#it would appear someone left the chimney flue open all night so now even though my bedroom door had been shut #not only is the WHOLE HOUSE SWARMING WITH THOSE FUCKERS by my BEDROOM IS TOO bc they're tiny and getting under my door or something #so yeah. i got 2 hours of sleep and have been killing mosquitoes and I think my allergies are aggravated by these 'citronella' bracelets #i was using to slow down the bite rate

[sagau-my-beloved]

did u know fridges and mosquitoes DO exist in genshin?

For fridges, if u read qiqi's namecard it says that qiqi wants to store Hu tao into a fridge

And for mosquitoes, it's in yoimiya's item story. Apparently she can make some stuff that repels mosquitoes during summer day

God dammit, the one place I thought I could get away from those blood sucking assholes, but noooooo, they've gotta exist in Teyvat too, how dare they

Also why does the child want to store someone in a fridge?? I don't have either of those characters, so is there some weird conflict I know nothing about???

#genshin impact #hey look i'm talking #tw cursing #i hate those fuckers #i have three mosquito bites rn #i was outside for less than a minute #it's horrible

[aweirdbugcreature]

I have such a primal response when i hear mosquitoes. Like just hearing the vibration of its wings give me such a primal state of rage. I feel insane, almost murderous. Like if i could i would beat them to a pulp. I wish i could make them explode. I just wait and close my eyes, then i violently turn on the lights and scan the room like a predator. I widh they could see or smell, so they would see all the mosquitoes corpses i left on the walls, i wish they could see so they will know what future departs them, because i will never back down, and i won't rest until i kill those bastards an there's not a single one of them in my room. I know they are a vital part of the ecosystem, but i do not care, i want them all to go extinct. I enjoy squishing them on the wall, but i wish they would suffer more, i would tear their legs one by one, i would nail their wings shut, i would cut the thing they use to suck blood bit by bit. Yeah, keep flying pussy, that will be the last time you'll fly in your life, fucking coward. Your dead is inevitable. You're lucky the spiders in my room are lazy, cause otherwise they would have turn your body into a gooey liquid and you would only watch, not able to move your body, as they suck your liquified organs out, fucking bitch. Die. Die. Die.DIE.

#my post #idk #i hate mosquitoes ugghhh i hate mosquitoes so baddd #UGUGGGHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHGGGGG #insects #arthropods #technically? #tumblr memes #meme? #diptera #funny? #relatable memes #kill kill maim bite #the only insect i hate #with my life #this one and tabanos #i hate those fuckers #hope they go extinct