The algorithm got my ass after I posted about YinWar then defended mosquitos to @befuddledcinnamonroll by suggesting a video to me of War's mosquito bites.
Can't believe my browser did this to me. Leave this boy alone!
Going incognito mode. Can't trust nothing!
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Good morning, my dearests. Do you have a moment to hear about the word of our lord and savior
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So, I just got a bunch of mosquito bites and realized it may not be common knowledge on how to make them stop itching/help them heal faster.
When you get a mosquito bite, make a paste out of baking soda and water. Not so thin that it's soupy, but not so dry that it flakes off right away. Then cake it on the bite and let it work it's magic until it fully dries.
Repeat any time the bite starts itching again.
It makes them heal at like twice the speed and stops the itching. Often only takes 2-3 treatments per bite for it to stop itching completely and start shrinking.
Also, the faster you get it on for the first treatment, the better it will work. If it's only been two hours or less, it's fantastic. A full day or more since you got the bite, less so.
(Also helps just as much, if not more, for bee stings.)
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Harley: You would think the mosquitoes in France bite sexier than American mosquitoes.
Peter: ...like french kissing but with teeth?
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Classic mosquito bites Gintoki
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Whichever mosquito decided that a mosquito bite under my foot would be fun I hope you'll rot in hell.
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Vampire bites but theyre just as itchy and annoying as mosquito bites
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Laesiomancy, the act of divination by bug bites. Mosquito season is in full force, so my legs are covered in an itchy constellation through which I can interpret the Music of the Spheres!
The patterns, they speak to me... They portend much darkness on the horizon... The end is nigh, for the bites don't lie.
BEWARE!
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me: oh these mosquito bites are itchy
(people on the train watch in horror as I take out a bottle of hand sanitiser and rub it over the mosquito bites)
me: much better
(Why does this work? Mosquito bites contain acidic venom. Some people are particularly sensitive to this venom and it causes the area to swell up greatly. Hand sanitiser is alkaline/basic, and it neutralises the venom.)
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I’m visiting my fiancée and mosquitoes have decided that I’m a delicious vintage. I’ve got 8 bites on my legs right now and 1 on my arm at the moment.
…I’m fantasizing about using a steel wool sponge and scratching the fuck out of these bites!!!
I WANNA SCRATCH THE BUG BITES!!!!
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The internet has ruined me, I cannot hear the phrase "mosquito bites" without thinking about chests anymore.
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Spider Bite vs Mosquito Bite
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ayo I got a mosquito bite first on my chest area and then on my neck, these mosquitoes are getting k1nky as hell nowadays 🤨🤨
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I WANT TO COMMIT GENOCIDE ON ALL THE FUCKING MOSQUITOS
Fuck them, they bit me multiple times yesterday. Its do so fucking itchy now. Fucking shit I hate them.
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Just tried the putting a hot spoon onto a mosquito bite trick that I read about in that post and. It worked.
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