#morf vandewalt

[seven-meds]

He's just fun to draw

#Velvet Buzzsaw #Morf Vandewalt #Art #Cartoons

[neonjawbone]

lil cooldown doodle- been watchin a lotta horror movies with my partner this week, here's the protags from em!! Can YOUUUU guess what movies they're from (i'll put em in the tags)

twitter//patreon//pillowfort //ko-fi          

#fanart #morf vandewalt #velvet buzzsaw #goreng #the platform #el hoyo #izzy hellbender #hellbender #hellbender 2022 #doodles #eyestrain #blood

[gyllenhaalstories]

BLUE VELVET — MORF VANDEWALT

summary: two hot friends in a room, they might kiss 👀 or do other hot things together 👀

warnings: bad portrayal of morf, smut (morf’s nudism is implied, praise kink, worship kink from both of them, masturbation & mutual masturbation, brief edging,  use of cum as lube). 18+ NO MINORS.

word count: 1735

gifs credits: @/tylerposey (cropped) / divider credits: @/firefly-graphics

notes: his hotness is chronic and his ass is iconic i mean what look, i know i can’t write morf properly (or any jake characters for that matter, details) but i need morf content so... there it is. 🤓🎨 thank you for reading & REMEMBER TO REBLOG!

You opened the curtains of Morf’s bedroom, letting the sun enlighten his face while he took a final look at his most recent written piece.

He hummed in agreement with himself, scrolling down with his pointer finger while his pinky one was raised in a distinguished gesture.

You smiled at the way he squinted when the sun hurt his eyes. “The world of art,” your voice took a dramatic tone to catch his attention, “can wait for the next big destruction of the new rising star. You can take a break, you know.”

“Critique is so limiting and —”

“emotionally draining.” You finished his infamous sentence before him. “Does that not prove my point?”

He looked up at you, your silhouette haloed by the sunlight. “What point?”

You rolled your eyes and walked closer to the bed again, not without taking a long look at Morf’s exquisite body. “What will it take for you to listen for once?” It was not a reprimand, there was not an ounce of resentment in your body. You simply wanted to spend time with him. Only him.

With his left hand, he gently gripped the frame of his glasses and adjusted them higher on his nose, his eyes exploring you from head to toe, the same way you had taken a look at him. “I have a feeling you are insinuating something with that question.”

“You are one insightful person, Morf.” You walked closer to him and removed the laptop from his arm reach. You set it down on the upholstered blue velvet bench at the end of his massive bed. “I give you three chances to guess what is on my mind.”

His lips formed a thoughtful pout, he gently pressed a finger on his mouth and dragged his bottom lip with it. “The next exhibit Rhodora personally asked me to visit?”

You shook your head and climbed on the bed. His side was always so neatly folded despite being slept in, while yours looked like a tornado had lifted the blankets upside down. You would never get tired of noticing those infinite details about him.

“Perhaps would you like to try out the new bath salts I purchased.” He saw you raise an eyebrow. “I have been told they are quite relaxing and rejuvenating for the skin.”

“You have to stop buying everything your Pilates friends recommend you.” You chuckled softly and sat down in front of Morf. The bed was so big there was plenty of space for you to lay down by his feet, which you did after you carefully removed the panties and bra you had slept in. You had gotten used to Morf’s way of life where a minimal usage of clothes was the norm in his house, but you had more road ahead of you to reach a point where you would be just like him, writing critical reviews of artistic pieces naked.

He gasped when you took place terribly close to him. He brought his hands to his chest when you lifted your legs up so the back of your thighs would lay over his. “Oh...” He reached to grab your pillow and offer it to you for comfort.

You moved lower, and lower, until your core was barely touching Morf’s soft shaft. You used the pillow he gave you to prop your head on, folding it halfway for firmness. “One guess left.”

You watched him move his hand up, brushing lightly, and definitely not accidentally, over his exposed nipple before he brought two fingers to his lips and coated them in spit. He reached down to you and smeared his saliva over you. “I don’t want to guess anymore.” He murmured.

You nodded. There he was, focused and absorbed by you as you wet your fingers the same way he did and spread it all over your folds, dipping your fingers in between your pussy lips to expose yourself to him.

Morf ran his hands up and down the soft skin of your inner thighs, the tip of his fingers barely reaching where you needed him most. But when he did, he was mesmerized. Every time, it felt like the first time for him, like it was the first time he got to explore the work of art that was your body.

“Please, Morf.” You begged, almost quietly, and finally you felt his delicate fingers on you.

He dipped them in your wetness, barely diving in, so that he could rub your clit in small, light touches. He helped you move even closer to him so that you were easier to reach, he needed to touch you so bad. The more circles he rubbed against you and the more, almost inaudible moans he was pulling out of you, the harder he was getting.

It was your turn to mirror his expression, it was one of awe and lust. His cock grew harder and harder until it slowly fell on his lower stomach.

Morf’s cock twitched from the feeling of your pussy on his fingers, hesitating between removing his glasses so he could be more comfortable and keeping that so he could admire all of you.

The way a short breath got caught in your throat when he increased the speed of his fingers, the way you opened your mouth to speak but no sound escaped your lips, the way he had to push your thighs open so that he could keep his full access to you. But it became too much, not quite painful, but so overwhelming not to touch himself at the same time.

It was basically magical how at the instant he felt tears pooling in his eyes from how much he craved your touch, you gave him exactly what he needed. You took him in your hand and jerked up and down his length, studying his reactions and learning that he was beyond the point of teasing.

He needed you, and he needed you really bad. He brought his wet fingers to the tip of his cock and coated it with you before immediately going back to pressing on your clit.

And you, you jerked him off faster, tighter, you swiped your thumb over his reddening tip at the same time. “You’re doing so good, baby, so good.”

He brought his hand that was on you to his mouth to taste you, then coat them in even more spit so he could rub your clit even faster.

The faster he went, the faster you went too. It felt as though you were both connected in this instant and that finally, finally, Morf’s mind and body were all yours for the time being.

“I-I’m —” he stuttered.

“Go on, use your words.”

He closed his eyes for a couple of seconds, his fingers losing their precise rhythm for a moment. “I’m close!”

“Good job, such a good job.” You knew that your praising words sent waves of pleasure directly to his cock, which you felt twitch in your hand.

He was painfully hard, veins bulging and leaking pre-cum that you desperately wanted to taste. The rest of his movements seemed like a choreography. Abruptly, he pulled his hand away from you and sat up on the bed.

You blinked, the image of his toned body flexing at his every move appeared was tattooed on your mind.

Morf was now up by the side of the bed, one knee sinking on the mattress, he needed to stop to stroke his cock. He got close again, and stopped everything to straddle one of your legs.

You were floating in the sweet noises of his moans and grunts, taken by surprise when he leaned forward to pinch your clit and rub it, fast and hard.

That was all he needed to finish. He jerked himself off over you, aiming directly to your puffy, wet folds. “So beautiful.” He kept repeating, he wanted to know just how sublime you looked at this instant.

“You’re so beautiful.” And you felt it, you felt warm cum dripping down your folds, some on the inside of your thigh, some more landing on your arm, your stomach.

Morf struggled to keep his eyes open at the force of his orgasm, but he did. He looked at the way he painted you in white and let out a long, satisfied sigh.

You? You were not satisfied just yet. You gathered some of his cum with your fingers and used it to rub your clit in the same intense way he did. You locked eyes with him until you could no longer stand it and threw your head back against the pillow as your orgasm washed over you.

His hands were all over you while he jerked himself slowly until he reached the point of no return when he was too oversensitive. His eyes watched your gorgeous, pleased face, and where your hand was still rubbing through your release until you, too, could not take it.

Morf fell back into a sitting position while your legs finally relaxed, down on the bed. You smiled at him and he swore that at that moment, there were stars in the morning sky.

He massaged your legs gently, sitting there as he got soft and relaxed, too, from the pleasure.

After a while, you had no idea how long you both just enjoyed each other’s presence, you broke the silence. “How about that bath you offered me earlier?”

With a pout, visibly disappointed to take his eyes, and hands, off you, Morf looked in your eyes. “I see that I have piqued your interest.”

“I’m curious to see what else they will suggest you buy. If I see one more Goop product in here, I swear...”

“I didn’t get the candle!” Morf protested vividly.

After a long pause during which you debated calling him out on his questionable curiosity for Gwyneth Paltrow and her equally curious products, you both exploded in a wave of laughter. You stood up on your feet and reached to press a gentle kiss to his soft lips.

He held your hand for a second, stopping you on your way to the adjacent bathroom.

You cut him off before he could open his mouth. “Yes, Morf. Now you may submit your new article and ruin somebody’s life.” His face lit up with a prideful smile. “But you better join me after, I’m not quite finished with you.”

#morf vandewalt #morf vandewalt smut #jake gyllenhaal smut #jake gyllenhaal imagine #jake gyllenhaal fanfic

[david-winters-93]

Morf✨

#jake gyllenhaal #jacob benjamin gyllenhaal #jake gylenhall #velvetbuzzsawedit #velvet buzzsaw edit #velvet buzzsaw #morf vandewalt

[goodfcknomen]

rip victor ward you would've loved morf vandewalt

#morf vandewalt #glamorama #victor ward #velvet buzzsaw

[gyll-yee-haw]

Jake Masterlist (part 2)

Mob!Jake

Punishment

Jealous

Taking care of your bruises

Jake's characters

Detective Loki

Smut:

Teach me

Dangerous Game

Bad cop

Ungrateful

Bad girl

Teasing him at work

He's jealous

Fluff:

The first “I love you”

The Storm

He’s tired

You lose a pet (angst + fluff)

Dad!David

Babysitting

Billy Hope

Smut:

Size kink

Mysterio/Quentin Beck

Fluff:

You get hurt

Multiverse: Two Quentins (smutish)

Pregnant!Reader

You're sad

Smut:

The one and only

The most brilliant student

You learn so fast

Loyalty

The Assistant

Villainous duo

Coworkers

Sexual tension

Thigh riding

Friends with benefits

Breeding kink

Innocence kink

Mob!:

Spoiled

Angst: 

He loses you and your daughter

Louis Bloom

Smut: 

Manipulative

Fast learner

Cockwarming

Tall reader

Finding out who he really is

Donnie Darko

Fluff/Smut:

Boyfriend

Keeping him safe

Donnie doesn't know when to stop

Depressed!reader

He's obsessed with u

Unprotected sex (College!Donnie)

Squirt

Mean! Donnie

Morf Vandewalt 

Smut: 

Concept

Bi!Morf

Sam Hall

Smut/Fluff

Childhood friends

Childhood friends part 2

Holden/Tom

Fluff

Concept

Adam x Reader x Anthony

Smut:

The two of you

Adam Bell

Smut

You’re his best girl

Elwood Dalton

Dalton's rules

Preferences (including a few characters)

7 minutes

Lip plumper

Pillow talk

More Jake works on Jake Masterlist part. 1

#jake gyllenhaal #jake gyllenhaal x reader #jake gyllenhaal x you #jake gyllenhaal smut #jake gyllenhaal fanfic

[always-andromeda]

for the two characters thing!

Morf Vandewalt or Seth from Looper? 😈

Oooooo, an intriguing combination!! Seth can stay dismembered because imma have to go with my MAN.

MORF.

Would having a pretentious art critic as a partner make me question my life choices every day? Yes. But at least he’d be pretty and can say intelligent things occasionally.

#askmeda✨ #olympia☀️ #if you told me a few months ago that i would be simping for a man named morf i wouldn’t believe you

[xo-tough-love-xo]

Jake Gyllenhaal as MORF VANDEWALT VELVET BUZZSAW (2019) dir. Dan Gilroy

#jake gyllenhaal #velvet buzzsaw #morf #fyeahmovies #dailynetflix #dailyflicks #tvandfilm #cinematv #cinemapix #horroredits #moviegifs #filmgifs #filmedit #dilfgifs #morf vandewalt #tvfilmsource #dailytvfilmgifs #my gifs

[ceteradesunt]

Velvet Buzzsaw (2019) dir. Dan Gilroy

#velvet buzzsaw #dan gilroy #jake gyllenhaal #zawe ashton #toni collette #rene russo #cinephile #cinematography #horror #horror movies #2010s movies #2010s horror #screencaps #velvet buzzsaw 2019 #classichorrorblog #horroredit #jakegyllenhalledit #movieedit #filmedit #morf vandewalt

[seven-meds]

Furthering the realm

#Velvet Buzzsaw #Morf Vandewalt #Art #Study #So many portraits lately

[whew-oh-em-gee]

Q&A with the Jakey boys (Part 3)

How would the Jakey boys react to their s/o saying "You didn't do the dishes, I'm not doing you"?

A/N: I’m CACKLING! I think I had too much fun with this. Not proofread...as usual

Morf Vandewalt:

“You don’t mean that.” he sasses with his hands on his hips. Your blank stare is enough to make him regret his attitude.

“B-but-“

“Nope. I don’t want to hear any excuses. We both agreed that it was your turn to do it tonight. ” You say in a tone that left no room for argument.

With his hands up in surrender, Morf backed out of the living room and into the kitchen.

“You’re so mean.” he mutters under his breath.

“I heard that!”

“Shit.”

 Detective Loki:

“Seriously?” he exhales with an eyebrow raised.

“Y-yeah…” you stutter out. The confidence you once had before suddenly vanished into thin air.

Rolling his eyes he pulls you back to him and kisses you.

“The dishes can wait.” he mumbles against your lips, hands trailing down your body.

Yes, yes they can.

 Jake Gyllenhaal:

He freezes with widened eyes. He didn’t think you’ll notice the mess he left in the kitchen.

“W-what…?” he splutters.

“You heard what I said.” You huff and cross your arms.

“But that’s not fair!”

“It is!”

He pouts and looks at you with puppy eyes. He knows exactly what they do to you.

“UGH!” you cry out, unfolding your arms and pulling him back to you with the collar of his shirt. “You’re lucky you’re so cute.”

Jake tried to hold back his smirk. It worked.

  Quentin Beck (Mysterio):

“I’m standing in front of you – as naked as the day I was born - and you’re thinking about the dishes?!”

“We had an agreement!”

“Screw the agreement!”

You both glare at each other, nostrils flaring, waiting for each other to back down or show any sign of weakness. Quentin was stubborn but you were worse and he knew that.

“Fine, fine. I’ll do the dishes.” He huffs, picking up his sweatpants that had been discarded on your bedroom floor while you two frantically made out earlier.

“You better.”

#jake gyllenhaal #jake gyllenhaal x reader #quentin beck #quentin beck x reader #detective loki #detective loki x reader #morf vandewalt #morf vandewalt x reader #ffh #prisoners #velvet buzzsaw

[katherine-mcnamara-archive]

#jakegyllenhalledit #jake gyllenhaal #velvetbuzzsawedit #velvet buzzsaw #morf vandewalt #morfvandewaltedit #mine: gifs #jake is my emotional support actor rn

[gyllenhaalstories]

MASTERLIST SORTED BY JAKE'S CHARACTERS

last update: april 20

with the new theme, i decided to do a bit of housekeeping! below the read more, you will find a list of all of the CHARACTER related fics. it can be nice to find your way through the rpf, but it's also helpful for me to keep track of which character i wrote for. i will update this post from time to time with new fics and potentially new characters! (divider credits: @/saradika-graphics)

DO NOT REPOST, STEAL OR COPY my fics. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

Tommy Cahill

Look In The Mirror (smut)

Snowed In (smut)

Don’t Let the Grinch Steal Christmas (smut)

Jamie Randall

Oh So Charming (smut)

Very Trainable (smut)

Detective Loki

Cell Block Tango (smut) 

Something to Rely On (fluff)

Fortune Cookie (smut)

Davis Mitchell

Tu es Jolie (smut)

Pillow Talk (fluff)

Jerry Brinson

Works Like a Charm (smut)

Morf Vandewalt

Blue Velvet (smut)

Quentin Beck

High Horse (angst)

Joe Baylor

To Be So Lonely (smut)

To Be So Lonely Part 2 (smut)

Danny Sharp

Set Fire to The Rain (smut)

Break Room (smut)

Bubble Gum (smut)

We're Not Cowboys (fluff)

Elwood Dalton

Leg Lock (smut)

Chokehold (smut)

Elwood Dalton and plus size!reader headcanons (fluff & smut)

Freak Like Me (smut)

#jake gyllenhaal #jake gyllenhaal smut #jake gyllenhaal imagine #others: important #others: masterlist

[battlescarsh]

so,, i just watched 'velvet buzzsaw' and wow. i really liked the film. really cool story n shit... MORF IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER for real. i loved him so much. lgbt icon.

#jake gyllenhaal #velvet buzzsaw #morf vandewalt #also i hate josephina #and gretchen #and ed #and poor coco #she found all the three corpses

[gyll-yee-haw]

a smut about the bissexual bi Morf lol

Ok, I'm kinda nervous about posting this cause I never wrote anything like this, but I can't get this out of my head…🥵 hope you like it!

Warnings: dom!reader, pegging, praising kink, oral (male and female), unprotected sex, teasing in public, heavy degradation and a plot twist…

---

I'm gonna go straight to the point: Morf is a sub

It's funny cause you see a man that size (👀), who knows how to be rude to people when he has too, and he often does at work

And when he has to protect you too… he calls you his diamond and if anyone either flirted or was mean to you, he would make them regret it

But when you were alone… things were a bit different

From the very start of your relationship you notice how Morf preferred that you were in charge in bed

It all started when you called him "good boy" as a joke, but he blushed immediately

So you decided to go further and start telling him what to do, always on a sweet tone, and he would obey

"Want me to ride your cock, honey?" You told him. "Take your clothes off and wait for me in bed."

You would ride him, pulling his hair and saying nasty stuff, he was a moaning mess under you

And when he asked you if he could cum was when you knew… your sexual life was about to get lit

"Yes, baby." You smirked. "Fill me up like the good boy you are."

And things escalated pretty quick after that

You know he eats pussy with passion and he would often beg you to sit on his face

He would also love having his hands tied up while you jerked him off

He liked to see the marks of the rope on his pale skin

But a life changing experience happened one time when you were sucking him off and your finger accidentally touched an area that was new for you… but the way he reacted… priceless.

"What it it, baby?" You would mock him. "You want me to fuck you with my finger?"

He nodded eagerly. "Please."

When you shoved one finger inside him, he moaned loudly and his cock throbbed

Fuck. That was hot.

You grabbed a bottle of lube to help you slide another finger in

You didn't touch his cock for the rest of the night, made him cum only with your fingers

It was such a beautiful sight watching his shooting his load on his belly untouched

The two of you were a whole new couple after that night

First thing you did the next morning was buy a strap-on

The first time you used it, you were more nervous than him

Of course, Morf had been with men before

But seeing YOU wearing that… he was shaking in anticipation

And once you learnt how to use that… you tried every possible position (yes I'm talking about him giving you a blowjob as you praised the shit out of him. "Yeah, baby… sucking me off so well")

But you were afraid to lose that sparkle on Morf's eyes when he saw you putting it on

So you decided to save it for special occasions

One day, it had been over a month since he last saw it

He missed it so bad, but he was afraid to ask and get punished for it

That night was a big night. Morf organized an art exhibition in town, and it was the opening night

Sounds like a special occasion to me

Oh yes, I forgot to mention… Morf has a HUGE prasing kink

Doesn't matter if we're talking about praising his body or his work. Both drove him crazy

So you would tease him in public during it and whisper in his ear: "So proud of you, baby. This is amazing. I think we should celebrate when we get home. How about I fuck you real good, huh? Make you my little slut again…"

He just muttered a little "fuck" in return

If it depended on him, that night could end right there, he just wanted to go home

But he needed to talk to some important famous guests before

You would chuckle and say: "You better not let anyone see how fucking hard you are for me. I know it's hard when your cock's so big…"

"Enough." He replied, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you to the corner of the room

You were in shock, you didn't expect that at all

"You have to learn some manners." He said angrily. "I'm working right now and I'd appreciate if you stopped acting like a fucking bitch."

You stood there paralyzed as you watched him going back to talk to the guests

The night dragged and Morf didn't even look towards you until it was time to leave

You were determined to make him regret calling you a bitch when you got home

But he had other plans

As soon as you walked into the bedroom, he grabbed you with his strong arms and forced you to bend down on the bed

He didn't even bother taking your clothes off, he pulled your panties to the side and fucked you until you cried

You thought he would apologize? Well, but in the end, you did

You came just by how rough he was treating you

"Fucking dumb slut, you need to learn how to behave if you want to be seen with a man like me."

"You like it when I take you to those fancy places, huh? But you belong in this bed, where you're nothing but a hole for me to use."

Then he left you there. Your entire body hurting. His cum leaking out of you. And your head was an absolute mess…

#morf vandewalt #morf vandewalt smut #morf vandewalt x reader #jake gyllenhaal #jake gyllenhaal smut #jake gyllenhaal x reader

[always-andromeda]

my thoughts on velvet buzzsaw (2019)

non-spoiler section!!

Right off the bat I'm going to say that I was genuinely excited within the first ten minutes of starting this one. The setting is one that I'm fairly familiar with and the entire set-up is perfect for lots of commentary on the art world and commerce.

However, it was somewhat disappointing by the end. This movie is labelled as a horror movie? But I never found it particularly scary or even simply unsettling? While I still enjoyed watching it, the entire time I was thinking about how it could've been made into so much more. While it was entertaining, it was nothing incredibly special. Velvet Buzzsaw is a movie that tries very hard to say something meaningful but doesn't quite make it.

my final thoughts:

A solid 6/10 movie. I would recommend it if you lower your expectations; don't go into it expecting intelligent commentary or effective uses of horror. It's just a good goofy watch and Jake is wonderful in it.

Morf Vandewalt, my beloved 💗✨

❗️spoiler section under the cut❗️

Velvet Buzzsaw was a very conflicting watch for me. On one side, I liked the concept and the characters but hated the execution of it all. Each character is distinct and vividly played, which I think is vital for movies like these where basically everyone dies. But there's never really a clear purpose for these caricatures other than haha, art snobs are funny! Which, they are, don’t get me wrong. But like…that’s such a surface level thing to pick at?

I read an article from the director where he talked about his inspiration for the film. It seems that he went into the movie with the intent of showing how dangerous it can be to view art as more of a commodity than an expression of someone's soul. And that is a worthy subject to explore. The idea of the spirit of a tortured artist going after the people who strive to exploit his pain? Interesting. But the movie never really says anything profound about this. It just tells you, hey, this artist was fucked up!!!! Guess the art is just gonna murder people now lmao.

Any bits of actual horror is extremely underwhelming. For example, they say once that the artist literally mixed his own blood into the paintings? And they completely gloss over that and move on. EXCUSE ME, WHAT? THAT COULD BE SO HORRIFYING TO EXPLORE?? BUT THEN THEY DIDN’T. Even the death scenes…the only one that really resonated with me was Gretchen’s. But that’s only because of how people reacted to her body once she was found. The rest of the deaths are pretty underwhelming.

There’s so much that could’ve been done with this concept. Because the director is right! I think a modern art museum is such an interesting setting for a horror movie. There’s such an idea of art coming from pain and pain being profitable. Because humans love dissecting the human experience, the more gruesome the better, typically. And here you have all of these characters that get too wrapped up in commodifying art. None of the characters are allowed to grow from these failings. Which is fine in a normal slasher. But this movie acts as if it’s an elevated horror. It just seems very confused about whether it wants to be a goofy horror movie or something profound.

Now that I’ve gotten my complaining done, I’ll talk about my favorite parts. First and foremost being Jake Gyllenhaal. With all of my biases removed, this man put his entire ass into playing Morf and you can tell. He’s easily the best realized character and I am absolutely disappointed that he wasn’t allowed to make it through the movie. #JusticeForMorf

Honorable mentions: John Malkovitch as Piers, Toni Collette as Gretchen, and Zawe Ashton as Josephina. They absolutely understood the assignment and I loved their performances. I almost wish there was a little more of John Malkovitch specifically because his portrayal of Piers was so intriguing? He plays an aging artist who seems to be having trouble keeping up with the modern art scene and seeing how jaded he is in the face of the commercialism was so interesting and I wish there was more of it.

Overall…this was such a painfully mediocre watch? I was entertained enough, but I wish it had pushed the envelope. I wish this was a movie that earned the pretentiousness that it uses. Extra props, however, for giving me a brand new Jake Gyllenhaal character that I am in love with. ❤️🥰

#˚ʚ meda reviews ɞ˚