#more onion

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

#hbomberguy #Just watched the full 4 hour plagiarism video and go OFF you funky bisexual king #Also I feel like people casually mention that Internet Historian and that Blare chick should've gotten mentioned more but honestly #Good on him for taking down Luke Stephens too-- who is now afaik a huge channel for video game news #So anyway video good go watch it and go support queer content creators who are not James Somerton :) #See y'all in 2024 when he drops a 5 hour essay on Onion farming or whatever #Seta speaks #top posts #5k #10k

[jay-wasstuff]

Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit

#now this just made me think of Phillip spoiling Blanc with gifts and custom suits #annnnddd this just makes me love blanc more #glass onion #knives out #daniel craig #hugh grant #phillip #rian johnson #benoit blanc #benoit x phillip #gay #lgbt #phillips name was explicitly stated by kaj during the among us scene btw #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k

[night-eyes1]

#glass onion #I am talking about his clothes #But also his personality too #In the first film he was like calm and cool detective #In the second movie hes much more like a adorable sunshine #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #edward norton #janelle monae #phillip blanc #miles bron #helen brand #cassandra brand #rian johnson

[somelittleplacebetweenthestars]

superhero franchises are OUT. gay little anti-elite detective franchises are IN

#glass onion #daniel craig #knives out #knives out: a glass onion story #netflix #rian johnson #ppl are literally BEGGING for more knives out movies #who’s begging for more marvel movies? disney’s coffers that’s it

[banjo-bugs]

I truly genuinely believe they would get along so well

#columbo #benoit blanc #knives out glass onion #just watched it tonight …. so good dude I loved it #unpopular opinion maybe but way better than the firsr #first movie !! idk I like that benoit got to show his personality a little more : ) #columbo vc your partners a chef? well that’s just wonderful.. I could probably burn water if my wife ever let me in the kitchen #digital art #twizz scribs

[thesproutandthebean]

sorry but crime stories are only valid when they star…Him.

#dale cooper #shawn spencer #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #agent cooper #psych usa #monk usa #twin peaks #poirot #columbo #hercule poirot #this is by no means a comprehensive list #feel free to add more

[crimsonclad]

I keep seeing Takes about how recent media like Glass Onion and The Menu aren’t taking “eat the rich” seriously enough to launch real change or revolution and like?? yeah??? popular crowd-pleasing entertainment where horrible rich people Suffer A Comeuppance for the pleasure of an audience is one of the oldest tropes in all of human history???? It is a crowd pleaser! It is the bread (ha) and butter of the Western canon! It is in Chaucer it is in Dante it is in Shakespeare it is the stuff of Dickens and 95% of Agatha Christie and almost every teen movie ever made??????? “look at these horrible rich idiots and hypocrites…and now enjoy their DESTRUCTION” transcends time and space and historical moments! It is so strange to be surprised that Hollywood returns to this well without any intention of seeking anything more transgressive than an audience having a hearty chuckle lmao

#it would be great if we could all walk away from Omelas but expecting billion dollar studios to lead the charge seems a bit misguided #spoilers #kinda but not really more than the trailers tell you #the menu #glass onion #Norton Anthology of Literature #etc #Clue! #The Sting! #now I’m just naming movies I’ve watched this week

[princeyam]

kieran

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #indigo disk #kieran #kieran pokemon #pokemon kieran #i told yall id be drawing kiki #his stupid onion hair means everything to me #points and laughs (affectionately) #ill probably draw him more actually this was very fun

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this' #JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE.................................... #like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

[shelbybunny]

play metal gear solid

#no more onions now either get fucked

[stedesparasol]

our flag means death + onion headlines (part 4)

#i was gonna wait til we had more eps but these two were a goldmine #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmd spoilers #onion headlines

[allieinarden]

#one more to herald the turning of the season #OTGW spoilers #Over the Garden Wall #The Onion

[nosferalto]

what do you MEAN 'ending explained: who is the killer' did you not watch the fucking movie

#knives out #glass onion #it literally could not be made more clear who the killer is

[sarcasticmudkip]

Listen it might already have been said but the thing that makes Knives Out and Glass Onion distinct and great compared to mysteries with Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot is that they are both very importantly not focused on the detective.

Benoit Blanc is an great character to be sure, but the journey is focused on the injustice towards the victim. The thing that drives the movie with the thirst and want for an answer is NOT in the pursuit of showing off how smart and intellectual our main detective is, but instead is driven with the pursuit of showing off the compassion and humanity of the main character WHICH is NOT just the detective, but also the victim.

The inherent cold, factual apathy that is present not only in many typical fictional detectives, but in the very nature of our obsession with crimes and mysteries--whether it be a TV show highlighting a detectives’ intellect by showing how little they care for emotions, or a documentary on the “insane brilliant psyche” of a real life serial killer. The FOCUS is always on the crime, on the murderer, on the unfeeling facts and sciences that “must always lead” to an eventual answer.

And that is why it is so refreshing when these movies subvert these tropes, not just on the surface level of telling you who the killer is midway through, or making a perfect crime look idiotic. No, it’s also that they change the very object of desire and that it is not just looking to see who the killer is, but to see who the victims are, and where the justice is. It’s about the victims and their pursuit of closure when the justice system fails them! It’s about the detective being a caring human being instead of a knowledge machine! It is about how there is more to the crime than just solving the crime! but also yeah the movies are good because benoit is gay with hugh grant that too

#brrrrrr i am so normal about these movies thank you rian johnson <333 #listen I am no Last Jedi stan or whatever but that man knows how to make a girl boss actually <333 #glass onion #knives out #WATCH GLASS ONION MULTIPLE TIMES :gun: DO IT OR ELSE #I watched glass onion twice in theaters like four weeks ago and have been waiting for more people to see it H

[lunapegasus]

#its dadow hour again #and yes I'm implying ian jr is immortal #also sage if you're reading this this is the meme you predicted I was making #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #dadow #sonic 06 #sth #sonic #my art <3 #also you guys should read this onion article. its hilarious there were a lot more and they slowly got crazier and crazier lmao #when you voluntarily decide to raise your childhood friend because you care about him but you're not even his favorite

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

I actually love glass onion being set deep in covid times but where's the post that was like . Glass Onion should have ended with benoit blanc getting home and testing positive for covid . I really think that would've tied the whole thing together

#glass onion #fr coulda been a post credits scene! u don't want to disrupt the power of the final scene tho i guess #do u think the stuff ethan hawke shot in their mouths was a spurious miles bron vaccine or just like. ivermectin #anyway . I have seen this post thsi is not an original idea. where is it. #please can more media reference covid it's gonna be TOO ! WEIRD! if our popular culture just flat out ignores this major thing #that disrupted THEE entire world for so long. #saw someone be like 'covid happened two years ago why are people still talking about it' uh ! #anyway . glass onion handshake emoji the borat sequel . for having covid in it #they fully all got covid that weekend. this is my belief