A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 43 (Masterlist)
(Part 44)
Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.
Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—
@bruciemilf guess who’s back
Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)
I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.
Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL
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i just. i just…FUCK. i just really want harrowhark to go sicko mode when she realizes john has the power to resurrect whoever he wants he just chooses not to and even after learning about his own blood daughter he still doesn’t resurrect her he just makes her a construct. i would be alecto-levels of grief-stricken-enraged if my childhood nemesis/guard dog/whipping girl/codependent lesbian situationship that i lobotomized over/suicide-pact soulmate/only friend was suddenly here but not here haunting her own dead body and the only reason she’s present is because she was made into a fascist killing machine for a man with a power kink, and she’s not even happy about it but she’s going through the motions because all she knows of love is to be useful. (forever your sword.) and if i was harrow and i died and then came back to myself after switching bodies with the human cage holding the earth’s soul and realized all of this, i think i too would be accompanying the earth’s soul on her shoulder to go kill a man with eclipse-eyes and criminal levels of nonchalance. y’know. the one who guarded g1deon but not me, lord. the one who was so sure i had never seen that which lies insensate and with stilled mind, lord, who did not realize i was a lock and there was a key in the shape of a girl, lord. the one who looked me dead in the eye and told me i could never have my cavalier back, lord. the cavalier who came back haunted and empty and incomplete by your hand, lord.
i’m so team ‘harrowhark saves gideon for real this time not because she wants her cav but because she wants her other half’ i might lose my mind about it
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What each doctor would say when asked "what are your pronouns?":
1st doctor: now what ever are you talking about my dear, oh those radioactive spiders must have gotten to you worse than we thought
2nd doctor: *shrill recorder sounds*
3rd doctor: don't talk about me
4th doctor: who could say, really, I havent the foggiest idea
5th doctor: *gazes wistfully in the distance and sighs* oh,,, you know..
6th doctor: never refer to me behind my back to anyone or I'll beat you to death with a sack of hammers alright
7th doctor: hmm...ah, it's a secret ;)
8th doctor: Who? My what? Huh?
War doctor: was/were
9th doctor: I haven't got any pronouns, on account of all my nouns being amateurs hehe
10th doctor: Hurry! Theres no time for that, everyone is going to die!
11th doctor: I wasn't listening but don't repeat the question I'm busy
12th doctor: no she took my pronouns in the divorce
13th doctor: great question! :) anyways
14th doctor: Hurry! Theres still no time for that, everyone is going to die! Again!
15th doctor: ...
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